#woman want me fish fear me

[monotart]

if this post has anything to do with the joke explainer i might fear for my life

#monotart #siivagunner #joke explainer 7000 #pokemon sleep #woman want me fish fear me #fishy fun #burger #the voice inside your head #stairs #EEEEEEYIKES... that must be a ......... Reference. Thinking emoji #rely #ye

[hyperfixating-ferret]

#thank you gem #hermitcraft #geminitay #grian #woman want me #fish fear me #hat

[shitolodise]

pants on version so i can show it to my dad

#my art #digital art #fanart #doodle #tf2 #team fortress 2 #art #tf2 soldier #woman fear me fish want me

[knowinglyweird]

Saiki vs the government thoughts

I’m very torn between Saiki vs the government fanfic interactions. What I mean is on one hand there’s

1) Government find outs about Saiki because he’s still just a teenager and going to make stupid mistakes

2) The government fucks around and finds out from Saiki and they go one to exist keeping everything a respectful distance

3) Despite the government monitoring and keeping tabs and even ranking psychics, they don’t know about Saiki. (+bonus points if the idea of a psychic of Saiki’s abilities is more of a myth and outlier to government scientists)

#Saiki k #silly lil ideas #Saiki kusuo #Saiki with that fish hat but #‘woman want me governments fear me

[redemptiionss]

Sometimes I just think there’s something deeply wrong with me idk

#txt #where did this fear of forming attachments come from #and my fear of being in committed relationship with someone #and just etc #idk I think I’m destined to die alone lol #lol #and not to mention the ✨depression✨ #seriously my life is just work home work home every day #and on weekends I just don’t go anywhere except to the damn grocery store #but also I’m always just too tired to do anything outside of that #sometimes I don’t really enjoy work #but it’s also the only thing that gets me up in the mornings during the week #and I’m getting older. I’m not getting any younger #who am i gonna want? I have not had any interest in any guy/man in a long time lol #and frankly it’s hard for me if I don’t trust men #I guess the truth is that I have no love for men irl #don’t get me wrong. I’m a straight woman. who’s unfortunately had unpleasant experiences with men in the past lol #but anyways. also with me getting older. who’s gonna want me lol. #also there’s the added factor of me being Deaf 😂 there was never really a lot of fish in the sea for me to begin with

[cossiemoss]

hey tumblr!!

If you're stressed, try just drawing a fisherman!

You will feel significantly happier than you did before you drew a fisherman in a boat.

This is Larry!!

You don't even have to be a good artist <3

--and if you don't want to come up with your own fisherman you can just draw Larry, he's super simple and sweet to draw.

It's also something you can keep with you to look at if you're feeling upset. Good for art block too!

Have fun :)

#art #digital art #digitalart #illlustration #art ideas #inspiration #memes #ideas #creativity #creating #fishing #whats that one fishing hat again #women want me fish fear me #that one #woman want fish me fear me

[junietuesday]

is this anything

#june speaks #help i cant stop making these. also smth abt the women want me fish fear me hats are hysterical to me #also i realize that the screenshot is fuzzy af but you see the vision this is a cutscene w mipha. woman fish. you see the vision. #loz #botw #link

[bookofjudith]

I will not let the results of my body scan make me inordinately upset I will not let the results of my body scan make me inordinately upset I will not let the results of my body scan make me inordinately upset I will not let the results of my body scan make me inordinately upset

#I need to lift so much heavier #also what the fuck #also do you know that vine that’s like #woman want me fish fear me lately I’ve been spending a lot of energy trying not to develop an eating disorder

[redgemwink]

my two favorite things in palia. fishing.. and tish. tishing

#palia #tish #women want me fish fear me #tish is so perfect #pink elf woman w a flower in her hair is so floracore #her outfit is so cute too can i just marry her now

[hyperfixating-ferret]

#thank you gem #hermitcraft #geminitay #grian #woman want me #fish fear me #hat

[deathbedmoth-a]

@candyredhzbins​

grabs u by the shoulders screaming crying trying to convince u she’s not hot

#another woman bewitched by her tired eyes and miserable personality </3 #candyredhzbins #Women want me; fish fear me | Crack #On the knife's edge | IC

[darthimperiuss]

hideo kojima wants timothee chalamet in his next game so bad

#woman want me fish fear me game auteurs desire me carnally #the amount of tweets he has rtd that itz literally only timothee in the red carpet #moment

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbeees]

Someone help I only just realised what the phrase ‘women want me fish fear me’ actually means

#the first time I saw it it was on a sticker on a fridge and I was like #well fish probably don’t like being frozen so that makes sense but why would a woman want a fridge #the next time I saw it it was on a hat and I was so much more confused #cuz like why would a fish fear a hat #then I realised it meant the person but was still confused as to why fish would fear a person #I propose we redo that phrase and change it to #I’m an awesome fisher and women want to have intercourse with me #so much more concise

[abhilashtvijayan-blog]

#dating #girl #sexy #couple #couples looking #indian women #lingerie #aliexpress #all for the game #beautiful women #women's fashion #black women #sexy tattoed women #thicc white women #women #mature woman #women's football #women want me fish fear me #hook me up #daisy hookum

[were-changing-cake-vaults]

Gem would like to pretend that things are normal around Magic Mountain.

Or, well, that everyone else is normal, and she’s keeping all the weirdness to herself. She’s the one who decided to go a little creepy this season, after all, and as far as she can tell, she’s the only one smelling the rot coming from the river. All her neighbors should be fine, and have only commented that her boat burns a lot of coal fumes that sort of reek. It’s definitely not rot, and things are normal for them, and they are decidedly abnormal for her.

Which is fine! Gem wants her friends safe! Sure, she’s been hearing weird gurgling noises from the flooded caves that line the beaches, but she’s probably just hallucinating. Or maybe Scar is smacking salmon heads on note blocks again, despite living on the other side of the mountain. And sure, Impulse died and came back completely washed of color, but that’s just a demise thing. It’s just the creepy she dragged along with her- Joel’s totally fine, and that’s enough evidence for her.

Well, it would be if not for the fact that the salmon she’s been getting from fishing are starting to look…strange, all sharp-finned and much slimier than normal. And the cod, too, have far too many gills, like gashes down their sides. Grian pulls up a fish one afternoon and Gem swears it’s got six eyes, but Grian only remarks them as “weird patterning” and shoves it right into the furnace for cooking.

He’s been eating a lot of fish, recently, straight from this very river, the one that smells of rot. Caught them all himself. He’s also been fishing a lot- Gem doesn’t know the last time he worked on his base. He keeps trying to dredge up a book. She asks him one day why he keeps going if he’s already got a ton of books from the water, and he sounds haggard when he replies:

“The book, Gem. I’m not looking for a book. I’m looking for the book. It’ll give me all the answers I need. I haven’t found it yet, but the ocean will provide for me. I know it’s the next one.”

Something in the way he looks at her makes her gut twist. His eyes are empty, glossed over, and she knows the joke is that he looks like a cod, but it’s- he’s different, now, washed out and shiny skin, little to no meat on his bones, bags like pits under his soulless eyes. Something about the way he phrased that—the ocean will provide for me—makes her spine recoil back, feet dragged backwards towards her boat. A fear-stricken laugh bubbles up Gem throat as she tries to remember the last time he wasn’t fishing. When was the last time he slept?

Come to think of it, when was the last time she slept? Isn’t there a warning for those who stay up too late?

And when she tells him it’s an addiction, Grian just laughs it off, throws his rod into the sea, and pats the seat next to him. And then there she is, fishing alongside him, like she was always doing. She was planning to do this, yes. More and more of Magic Mountain arrives, plus Etho, who brings along a disc to put them in the mood. It’s a swan song.

The ocean sings back. It gives her an image of a great tall lighthouse, cherished by watery angels, who dance around it. It gives her the size, the colors, the materials to recreate it in verse. She smiles. It tells them all to knock another hermit off the list of survivors. She grins.

Before turning to join the group on their quest, Gem looks into the water one last time. Staring back is a well-kept woman with long, shiny red hair.

There is a book in her hand.

#woosh writes #dredge spoilers #hermitcraft #geminitay #grian #magic mountain #oceans calling au #I HAD BRAINWORMS!!!! I! HAD! BRAINWORMS!!!! #sorry some elements here do have spoilers for the main twist in dredge so if you haven’t played or seen the game already this will spoil it #but cmon guys. cmon #this has been stuck in my head all day

[lovifie]

141 Task Force Men and what piece of clothing they would steal.

(No smutty, just these fine gentlemen being little rats that steal your clothes)

Price💸

First of all, he would steal everything.

Especially if you lived together.

"What do you mean I can't grab your jacket to go buy some bread? Bla, bla, bla. I'll be back before you miss it."

"Oh, these are your socks? I was wondering when I had bought such bright colour ones."

"Why are you wearing my raincoat, John?" "Excuse me? Is mine!" "No, it's not!!"

In his mind, if he is planning to share his life with you, it simply makes sense for him to share everything else.

But there is something he is stealing over everything else, and those are booty shorts.

My man is overheating in this global warmed world, and he is looking on his closest for some shorts when he stumbles upon your booty shorts.

They are ridiculously short, basically legalized underwear he can wear outside; but this is the coolest he has felt since summer started, so he isn't stopping.

After all, who is going to tell the military captain what to wear?

Plus, when you wake up in the morning you are greeted by him in the kitchen making coffee and booty shorts with "juicy" written on them.

Extra: The two of you have an extensive collection of hats, that he technically doesn't steal from because it's shared.

Extra x2: He owns the "Woman want me, Fish fear me."

Ghost 💀

Your sweaters

It all started the first night he went to your house.

He was wearing a leather jacket, and although he looked illegally hot; it was obvious it was not the comfiest jacket to be chilling ii.

So you offered him your fave sweater, a massive one that could almost work as a blanket.

At first, he rejects your offer, afraid that it will be itchy and he will offend you; but his complaints get shut when you ask him to please feel it.

Instantly tries it own, the massive sweater looking loose on his as well. The image of the behemoth of a man, all black, balaclava (no mask) still on... And the fluffiest sweater on melting your heart.

The next time he visited your house he didn't even wait for you to open the door before taking his jacket off: "....can I put on your sweater?"

They are kind of his guilty pleasure, he would never admit how much he likes them and even less to other person but you.

But you only need to see how he buries himself on the sweater when he sits down on the sofa.

If he was amazing to cuddle with before, now it's even better.

Extra: I also like to think of him having a random ear piercing, and whenever he wears just the surgical mask or no mask in general; he would steal one of your dangling earrings to wear. Playing with it throughout the whole night out.

Soap 🧼

Baby tees

Every single one of them.

He keeps saying they make their muscles look amazing (they do)

He likes the ones with drawings or photos, but his favourites are the ones with texts.

Cue to him wearing tight ass shirts saying such as: "Small tits, big heart", "I got my clit pierced at Claire's" or "Don't bully me, I'll cum :("

You don't even remember why you bought them, mostly they are gifts from Secret Santa but you are so, so glad they found their way to your closet.

He wears them proudly, not even realising the stares.

When you go online shopping he's always cuddling on your side, leaving one of your arms useless with the way he cuddles it.

If he sees a tee he likes he just makes you stop scrolling and add it to the basket like: "It'll look good in you too."

There is also a small collection of them, the ones you genuinely like that don't let him wear. Not after he put one on, started flexing his arms and back and ripped it.

Just staring at you with guilt on his eyes and his tits out.

Gaz ⛽

Your shirts.

The ugliest, most colourful, eye-sore, extravagant shirt that you might own? He's taking them.

You are cleaning your closet one day and you pull out an offense to your eyes, mumbling about what where you thinking when you bought it and Gaz sees it and is like: °o°

He's taking it.

Getting ready for a costume party, you decide to dress up as Master Roshi from Dragon Ball (fake beard and everything) but you are missing the ugly shirt.

You remember seeing it not too long ago in your closet but you can't find it. So you ask your boyfriend.

And you find him wearing it, spraying cologne on telling you that he is also going out with his mates and asking how do you look.

Little shit does pull it off, so you don't lie when you tell him he looks fantastic.

You still have plenty of ugly shirts for your costume.

Extra: He would steal all your jewerly, rings, bracelets, necklaces, you name it. Just little bits all over his outfit; "It signs the deal, babe." They do.

Extra x2: He is always waiting for somebody to compliment any of your things he is wearing to have an excuse to talk about you, Soap is tired of hearing him mumble about you whenever he drinks.

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