In my head this is how the two managged to land on 3rd place lmao (One is surprised but not dissapointed)
There's so many branches to this poll now that I didn't know where to add this on so this gets its own post, pls make yourself a favor and check all the reblogs of that poll, there's so much good art and very funny tags from everyone
the vees are the worst people in the universe to catch breakfast with because vox will order nothing but white toast and a glass of water, val will do a line of coke off of a stack of strawberry pancakes that he won't eat, and velvette will get a gorgeous spread ONLY for her morning #aesthetic#foodie#satisfying post. and then they'll all leave without paying
Woke up today thinking it’d be really fucking funny if Luz and Willow get their shit together re: any dating stuff before any of the others do mainly cause I’m just picturing Amity being really bitey bitchy jealous about Willow being brave enough to actually pursue Luz at all which leads to Amity pulling the “wow I didn’t think you were this type of social climber” card and Willow Uno Reversing her with the “Do you think the only reason people date is to improve in social status? Wow. That’s really pathetic. You’re really pathetic. Not to mention an insult to Luz insinuating nobody would want to date her for any reason other than her crown. Man, you suck.”
Cue Amity curled up in a corner eating eyescream because Fuck She Got Absolutely Fucked with that one
THIS IS HILARIOUS AND DELIGHTFUL. GET HER ASS!!!!!
The irony of Tubbo getting magma cube pranked by Bad, not being aware Bad was behind it, but immediately wanting to put the magma cube in Bad's base anyway
"I see a mistake. Like a garden plant that's grown into an invasive weed. You stick your thorns into everything and no matter how I try to pull, cut or burn you away, you always grow back. Stubborn as always. It is a commendable resilience."
"What's worse than your stubbornness is your ability to make yourself just useful enough that I might hesitate before destroying you. You are one of the few people I wish I could call worthless. Neither of our organizations would be where they are had we not fed each other's growth, but I do believe I may well have the world in my hand if you weren't sat before me like a comatose Snorlax."
"Regardless, there will come a time when this stalemate breaks and one of us emerges victorious. And I'd sooner die in nameless poverty than let it be you..."
Everyone talks about how Val and Vox so sweet things for each other, what do they do for their girlfriend Vel?
POLY VEES MY BELOVED <3
firstly, i think vox is definitely a gift-giver. he's sending her money, surprising her with commissioned outfits and brand new tech, everything straight off the production line goes straight to her & val. vox may be a little distant and penned up in his subterranean gamer cavern all the time working, but the other vees know he's got their backs. he's always keeping an eye out. vel calls him whenever she needs help and he drops everything to answer. he's someone she can confide in, someone who supports her and values her unconditionally, and he'll both protect her when necessary and stand back with popcorn to watch her protect herself.
val, on the other hand, is touchy-feely to the max. my guy has no concept of personal space, but vel loves the attention. they're cuddling after a long day, bickering over breakfast, giving each other fashion tips and snickering behind vox's back together. ultimate conspirators. val is her #1 hype man, he doesn't have a single bad thing to say about her (bc she'd flay him alive) and he loooves showering her with effusive compliments until her flippant facade cracks and she finally blushes or gets flustered. very few people get to see her like that and it pleases him every time.