#wtf is this genre

[thatweirdbookworm]

I actually hate some of those 'Young YA book authors' on TikTok because they have the most unoriginal ideas EVER

"Jazmin Seethe-Jardin is an orphan whose parents died fighting for her country, the fictional place of Villiama. One day, the prince of the country, Jaxxson McHottie, hosts a ball to find the love of his life. Every girl in the country is forced to attend. Everyone is so happy but Jazmin is ✨not like the other girls ✨ and never wants to get married. "

They go to the ball, dance with the prince and admire his beauty. Eventually he chooses her to be his wife because she's not like other girls and so different and quirky. Jazmin is also a secret assassin (whoa, what a plot twist) and is ordered to kill the prince. Spoiler alert. She doesn't and they get married. Happy ever after.

And I swear they all have the same video going "The aesthetic of my book..." and use the same photos from Pinterest:

Oh and the title always has to be something like The Palace of Frost and Fire, The Court of Sparkles and Shit or The Book of Cringe and Unoriginality

#Tiktok #ya authors #aspiring authors be like #wtf is this genre #unoriginal #basic #lame #i bet the book has a strong female protagonist as well who is so misogynistic #stfu

[jontykm]

william’s delightful song, ‘Bang Bang’

#will i am #will.i.am #the great gatsby #1920s #wtf is this genre #Electro Swing #? #or like #2010s ragtime jump up #fashion #Costume #ballroom #Youtube

[jasonpenni]

forgot to post this here

#i dunno what this genre of images is called #deltarune #madness combat #eddsworld #law of talos #endzone #error sans #homestuck #andrew hussie #cuphead #meme art #wtf do i tag #unabomber #???

[leverage-ot3]

parker: how was your weekend?

nate: not too bad, sophie and I crashed a party and stole a painting. annoyed sterling, which is always fun

sophie: sterling even offered us a job, that we won’t take, of course. we might sleep with him, though. how about you?

hardison: we did a job and then found out a crazy guy was weaponizing the spanish flu

parker: hardison stepped on a bomb and i blew one up

eliot: i got shot. twice.

sophie: just another normal weekend :)

nate, parker, hardison, and eliot: yeah :)

#can you tell I'm rewatching the rundown job #sophie: fighting as flirting is my favorite genre #nate: we find rivalry homoerotic #hardison: stop telling us this #eliot: wtf stop #nate ford #sophie devereaux #parker #alec hardison #eliot spencer #the frame up job #the rundown job #leverage #leverage season 5 #humor #incorrect quotes #mine

[ccuniculusmolestus]

You know what hurts my soul a lill bit.

Like.

Henry says if he had the time, he'd sit Bunny down and explain everything to him. This is right after they scare Bun in Henry's house, when they show up all bloody, and Henry's like there was no time to explain because anyone might've seen them- but what about later?

I can't stop thinking about: what if you just TOLD him what happened? Bunny's biggest issue, according to Henry, was not the fact that they'd killed somebody, it was that they'd excluded him. (Personally I also thinkk it was bcs of the "several very unkind things" he'd written in his stupid little diary but sure henry, whatever helps u sleep at ni8)

I just feel like Bunny would've been less annoying about the whole thing and possibly even slightly concerned (about the cops finding out or something) because then he'd feel like he could still be implicated bcs he'd realize he had no alibi that could be confirmed and his previous involvement with the greek class would make him suspect too, and if he didn't realize it, Henry would 'remind' him of the fact.

It's just that...I know Henry was very disillusioned w Bunny towards the end, like he hated him, couldn't stand him, felt suffocated by him- but that was still someone he'd, at one point, cared about. I think Bunny at least deserved a fucking chance.

Instead of Henry avoiding him (ish) and avoiding the topic after Rome, why didn't the fool try to talk sense into Bunny? I know he was mentally exhausted, but the way his mind was like, going straight to murder makes me think he'd probably thought about it before too 💀💀

Even the actual murder bro like. Like. You lure him in and then you just suddenly shove him. Bunny didn't get a chance to plead for mercy or anything, or to promise he wouldn't tell anybody, so on so forth. I mean, Henry could have tried a scare tactic (pretending like they were gonna kill him to drive the point home, make him understand his position) but no, he jumped to murder immediately.

I suppose I can try and see where Henry was coming from. He didn't like to overcomplicate things, and maybe threatening Bunny would backfire like everything else did, maybe embolden him more. I get the impression that Bun was the sort to get worse if he was treated badly, even if he deserved it, but maybe being reminded of his own mortality would knock some sense into him. I know he was childish and immature and it makes me think he was one of those ppl you'd have to talk to nicely and try to appeal to his sense of friendship/loyalty for him to be nice, return the energy. Idk guys, I just wanted to get this thought out og my brain.

Also not to put the blame solely on Henry. My man was tired. Why didn't the other losers try and be like "Lol wtf. No." I know Henry was like their boss or whatever, admired yada yada but like...? He wasn't the dictator sort, like they couldnt talk to him even if they wanted to. This is why I think each one of them is just as bad as the other. I mean charles was showing hesitance before the murder and then after he was the most (visibly) regretful, even richard expressed some grief (or maybe he only did so in the book to seem nice) but yeah yeah yeah idk where im going w this but u get my point

#like if henry had just TALKED to Bunny #and tried to be patient depsite him running out of patience #my favorite and most hated genre of book is the same: 2 morons dont talk smthn out and then both end up dead #WAIT....IM JUST REALIZING #my one and only other favorite series?? HAS THE SAME STRUCTURE??? 2 BEST FRINEDS DONT TALK SMTHN OUT AND THEN THEY BOTH FUCKING DIE #IM SEEING A FUCKING PATTERN HERE #WTF I JUST REALIZED THIS #bunny corcoran #the secret history #tsh #henry winter #tsh donna tartt #winterbunny #francis abernathy #camilla macaulay #richard papen #charles macaulay

[wwolflesbian]

RRAAAUUUUGHHH RAW METAL IS SO FUCKIN GOOOD AAAAAA

#literally combines every single genre I love into one game wtf #game is literally just made for me

[starchaserdreams]

You know how in school teachers tell you to cite primary sources in your essays to connect them to real world works and keep your papers engaging?

Well I do that but for journaling. There's a lot of "here's an email I sent to my mom about my attempt to bake scones" or "here's a text exchange with Laura about my trip" or even "here's a stupid Tumblr post that I'm proud of."

Primary sources. But from my life.

It's almost like scrapbooking, only in a word doc with no pictures.

#journaling #journal #memories #primary sources #these are the things ill want to remember #but would otherwise forget #also yes lowkey flex i made scones tonight #blueberry scones with a lemon glaze #my favorite thing to bake ever but i mucked them up a little because i hadnt done it in a while #hence “attempt” to make scones #scrapbooking #texting #emailing #slice of life #snippets of life #wtf do i even tag for this #this isnt a genre of post i know ehat to do with #essay writing

[pigeonneaux]

Huhhahhei is like

Erotic in so many ways

I am not immune to the sexiness of men grunting in my ears i'll admit it

#suffis de voir comment je blog a propos d'orselane et de ses lives pour lz savoir #genre #ough ougj #men going GRR or OKEI OR OR YOUK'OW THE WHOLE HU HUHAHHEI IN THE SONG #JENDEVIEN FOU #journaliteuse #käärijä #I DONT EVEN LNOW WTF HE'S SAYING #VAGUELY KNOW ITS ABOUT A BOAT AND A ONE NIGHT STAND?.IDFK

[bandzboy]

anemoia remix is the title track to ME like this is so crazy they just made that and didn't even consider THIS WOULD BE BETTER?? i mean don't get me wrong the og is good but this is ten times better

#why am i actually mad omg #like i suppose it's bc they wanted to make a different genre of a tt #and this remix is rock #BUT BRO................ #THERE'S NO WAY WTF #anyways..... stares #i still think there should be a bridge in this song #especially in this remix it felt like it would be way better #bc a rock song not having a bridge is just odd #tris.txt

[snobgoblin]

#even tho im transmasc and dont like sour gummy worms... i love this genre so much #Blur #memes #transmasc #eye contact #sour gummy worms #wtf do i tag this

[theclaravoyant]

“maybe this is the best it’s going to get for him. some people are just messed up no matter what you do” why is my brain going Izzy Izzy Izzy Izzy

#Izzy hands #unexpected Izzy hands hours?? #Ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #I know we’re in a comedy but that doesn’t mean everyone gets out alive #wtf is genre #To be clear I am so totally down with an Izzy healing arc #BUT

[rosekasa]

following up from My Body Is Being Concerning, today i learned that i am in fact capable of experiencing a panic attack so severe that i faint

#sorry for talking about this im just. Processing. bc wtf was that #but also when u think about it... pretty metal right #i know this sounds very sucky but like. there are other good things happening in my life so it kinda offsets This #im upset and a bit shaken that this happened as an Isolated Incident #but like. im drawing lots right now! and feeling good about that. so it's okay. but wtf #maybe will delete this later? my brain still feels fuzzy #hopefully the last post of this genre for a while i dont like the vibe it's been bringing to ladynoir brainrot blog #i think it's weird because there's like a LOT of pressure im experiencing in most parts of my life rn which clearly seem to be taking a toll #but the one thing im actually consciously spending time on (art and writing) has been going well. so i feel like. i at least have This #idk why i feel like this is necessary to post #i guess it just helps to know that y'all know that there r weird things afoot behind the url because it feels less like i have to be alone #with it #♡alizeh talks♡ #vent #panic attack mention

[throttlegainwell]

You know the funny thing about Rainy Day (that fucked up story I probably won't post but sometimes can't seem to stop talking about)? The heart of it is Will realizing how completely Jonathan's life and motivations are shaped around taking care of his family, keeping them safe, and forever atoning for what he perceives to be his biggest mistake and most unforgivable sin: not being there for Will on the night their lives were shattered. And he wants Jonathan to move beyond this unsustainable, compulsive self-sacrifice and self-destruction, and he wants to be given the space and freedom to grow up for himself.

Will forced his gaze up from the floor, up toward his brother's pale, familiar face, tense and lined with that familiar anxiety. “You can’t keep trying to make up for that night. You’ll be trying forever.”

It's just that I chose to approach that theme in a very weird, fucked up, and uncomfortable way.

#writing tag #rainy day wip #will byers #jonathan byers #jonathan byers & will byers #it's not quite dark fic but it's not quite far enough from being dark fic for people who hate dark fic to be comfortable reading it i think #it's just a weird premise that straddles genres #they've gotta confront the limits of their brotherly devotion to one another #and truly comprehend the disparity where they diverge #but also will's very 'jonathan wtf' and jonathan is very 'will WTF' #so they have to learn how to move past these very uncomfortable realizations and build a healthier dynamic

[bigslappydaily]

#music rec mondays comeback #i've been on my Starry Cat relisten recently. do you ghuys remember Starry Cat #genre: low-fi answering machine in the bathroom acoustic shit. you know wtf it is #fave songs: all of them it is a very short album so i aint pickin

[memes-in-a-half-shell]

In honor of Speak Your Language Day here on tumblr this year, have some Frenchy-ish Donnie. After 5 years alongside my lil' gremlin ass, he should be catching on some stuff. hehehehhe.

Surtout comment sacrer en bon vieux québécois 😂 j'm'exprime pas mal trop dans ce ... jargon coloré LOL

(1st pic) "Tu vas l'avoir, mon amour" = You'll get it, my love.

(2nd pic) "Je t'aime ma p'tite madame" = I love you my lil' lady.

(3rd pic) "Osti d'criss de tabarnak" = .... uhhh, french canadian swear words LOL There's no translation to them, as far as I know. (Fun fact; French Canadian swear words are mostly taken from religious/church objects. Christianity centered. You don't have to be religious to use them - at least I am 100% atheist LOL)

#my drawings #it's-a-moi #he tries so hard 💜 #j'veux juste qu'il parle français pour que ses frères soient genre 'wtf is he saying!?!?!' 😂 #Il a sûrement un gros accent anglophone de merde - mais c'est CUTE PAREIL!!!!!!!!!!

[whore-for-chris-evans]

Little Tired Eye

[Steve Rogers x gn!reader

Warning: Bittersweet ending, fluff, angst, one swear word at the end.

Summary: Steve is your comfort person. You know that will never change.]

The heavy sound of the torrent above you mixes with the urgent Clop! Clop! Clop! of your boots carrying you home as fast as you could manage. You don't have an umbrella, only a jacket that you're holding above you to ward off at least some of the fierce patter of the rain. As if your day hasn't been terrible enough.

You almost cry in relief when you see your apartment building nearing. You couldn't care less about the drops you send flying everywhere as you dash up the staircase, fumbling along the way to retrieve your keys from the depths of your pocket.

The huge noise inside and outside your head comes to a sudden stop the moment you shut the door behind you, sending you into a daze for a few seconds. As you toe off said boots, you notice the light in the kitchen. Next thing you register is a low and deep voice humming a tune. You smile, despite everything you just braved throughout the day. You know who it is, and instead of heading to your bedroom, you make your way to the kitchen.

Sure enough, your blonde lover is at the kitchen table, a cup of coffee in one hand and his phone in the other. Headphones in his ears.

You listen as he quietly croons along to Sweet Nothing, a soft smile on his lips as the music surrounds him. You almost don't want to interrupt his moment of bliss. You know that song touches him deeper than any other track on the whole album. You've sleepily joined him a few times as he's lulled you to sleep with it. He's admittedly not the most talented singer in the world, but his singing is the most melodious sound you have ever heard. You wouldn't trade it for anything.

Soon though, he looks up to find you leaning against the doorway. The smile grows wider as he pauses the song and comes to you to wrap you in his arms. Nevermind that you're soaked to the bone.

"Hey sweetheart."

You bury your face further into his chest, choosing to let his warmth heal your battered soul. He gets the hint, rubbing circles into your back.

Five seconds pass.

Fifteen.

Thirty.

You start crying noiselessly. It's been a really long day and it's weighed on you heavily. But you're not crying from the pressure.

🎶Outside they're push and shoving, you're in the kitchen humming.🎶

You're crying because you've come home. To his sweet nothings.

He cradles you close to his heart, even as you clean up and get ready for bed. He holds you tightly, your favourite sound in the world ringing in your ears as you drift off into sleep.

You feel much more refreshed when you wake up. Of course he isn't next to you when you look to your side. It's not a big deal. He'll be back when you need him. You smile at memories of the previous night. You'll never stop marvelling at how his kindness is still intact after all he went through.

Today's a big day. Anticipation ripples through your friend circle in an undercurrent. All you can think about is the movie you're going to watch later in the evening. It's a huge thing for the franchise and its fandom, the biggest event of the decade. It's the culmination of eleven years of movies...and you're not sure what exactly you're going to do after this film's over.

You've had a major spoiler from one of your loose-lipped friends who saw it on opening night, but you're holding hope that he was joking even though you knew perfectly well he wasn't.

You cry when your favourite characters die. You cry when the spoiler moment arrives. Your friend had given you half the story. You saw the rest coming.

You refuse to speak a word after that. You're as silent as a grave in the restaurant, even though it's your favourite cuisine. Everyone else is either quietly sobbing or talking about the hilarious jokes that had been thrown in here and there. Whichever happens to be their coping mechanism. You stopped crying the moment you were outside the theatre. Knowing better than to bother you, they leave you alone, only making sure from time to time that you eat a substantial amount.

You trudge your way up the stairs again, feeling hollow inside. Get over it, it's a movie. None of it is real. None of it is real. Stop weeping over fictional characters, you tell yourself repeatedly. Your rational pep talk works well...until you're inside your safe haven, away from the rest of the world.

Because the moment you do...

"Hey sweetheart."

You should be angry. You should tell him how heartbroken you are. You should let him know how out of line he was.

But...

But he's here. He's here, radiant, smiling, warm. And yours. How do you even begin to be mad at him?

You crumble like a sandcastle.

"How was the film?" he asks brightly.

"You left." you fight back a sniffle.

"I left?" He's confused. Obviously. Your sweet angel Steve doesn't know any better. Can't know any better.

"You went back in time to be with her. You left everyone alone to live out a life in the past. A life where you didn't belong anymore." You whisper. You can't yell at him when he's holding you like that. Looking at you like that. Like you're his entire world.

"Oh darling..." he presses your head to his chest against, stroking your hair and kissing your temple. "Darling, that's ridiculous. That's nuts. I don't know why they'd even think of that. Look here," he pulls back slightly and tilts your chin up to meet his loving baby blues. "I'm right here." He strokes your cheek.

"Right." A peck to your lips.

"Here." Another.

"With." Kiss.

"You." Kiss.

"Always." One final kiss to seal the promise.

Your bottom lip wobbles. You don't know what you'd do without this man in your life. You can't afford to let him go.

"Y/N, you know everyone has to go sometime, right?" he's making every effort to make this as gentle for you as possible.

Dammit, was that my outside voice?

"Don't," you croak out.

The feeling of his arms around you is fading, too quickly for your liking. Your nose can't trace his scent anymore.

"I love you, Steve." You whimper.

He looks torn. "Darling, I'm not even rea-"

You close your eyes, blocking out whatever he's trying to say. You shake your head softly, focusing on him in your mind's little tired eye.

His voice fades. The warmth surrounding you is gone. All your senses are left numb.

You take a deep breath.

🎶They said the end is coming, everyone's up to something.

I find myself running home to your sweet nothings.🎶

Go fuck yourself, Endgame.

Your eyelids part open, just a sliver at first, then all the way.

His image fizzles for a moment before reappearing - brighter, clearer. The familiar smell of coffee, cologne and a hint of fabric conditioner is back in the air between you two. You're pulled closer to a firm, broad chest.

He smiles, and the room brightens, along with your spirits.

"I love you too, sweetheart."

[Yeah, I don't know where this came from. I had to let this out I guess. Sweet Nothing always reminds me of Steve. I thought setting reader in our real world would be a cool idea.

This is basically also me before and after Endgame.

Do reblog and/or leave some feedback if you appreciate it.]

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#little tired eye #steve rogers x reader #steve rogers x gender neutral!reader #different universes #sapphire rogers #steve rogers x reader fluff #captain america oneshot #fictional!character x real world!reader #wtf is this genre again?