#y'all are invited!

[consumare]

you are cordially invited . . . ( menu. )

#i think i got everyone who liked the post but sorry if i didn't #y'all are invited! #STUDY. #food /

[jedi-enthusiast]

Ngl I have no idea why some people hate Mace Windu.

He's literally like one of my favorite Jedi, probably like my 2nd favorite if I had to give him a ranking, and he's just like...so awesome!

He's kind and compassionate.

He's brave.

He's intelligent.

He's witty.

He has a purple lightsaber.

He's such a talented duelist that he kicked Jango and Grievous' asses.

And almost beat Palpatine (something even Yoda couldn't do, like come on--that's badass!)

Like seriously, what's not to like???

#no this is not an invitation for y'all to air your grievances about him #I literally do not give a shit about them #either reblog this with more appreciation about him or other Jedi or move along #star wars #sw prequels #the clone wars #pro jedi #jedi appreciation #mace windu #mace windu appreciation

[moraxsthrone]

₊✧⋆⭒— GIVING WRIOTHESLEY A MASSAGE (with an...unexpected...happy ending)

₊✧⋆⭒— nsfw. MDNI. oral (f rec). wrio is so selfless y'all PLEASE.

wriothesley lying shirtless on his belly while you straddle the backs of his thighs and dig your thumbs into the scarred musculature of his back. his eyes are closed, his turned head resting on his folded forearms, so relaxed he's like putty in your hands. his deep groans and sighs make your naked clit hard, especially when it brushes against his healthy ass when you lean forward to reach his shoulders. pretty soon you're humping his butt, rubbing your tiny erection against him and he lets out a low, quiet chuckle...

"who's getting the massage here? me, or your pussy?" "b-both..." you say breathlessly, your voice thick with desire and need.

deciding that it's his turn to take care of you, wrio flips over, easily putting you on your back in the process before spreading your legs open, his mouth working its way down to your sex. he starts by flicking the tip of his tongue over your little swollen tip, light and teasing. but he can never help himself when you whine for him so he opens his mouth wide, closing his lips around your hard bud before sucking you in against his hot, wet tongue. with his muffled moans coming from between your trembling thighs, he massages your clit thoroughly, drinking your cries of pleasure down right along with your liquid when you cum in his soft, waiting mouth.

#wrio #wriothesley #he's so selfless y'all #he's a top quality lover bc he never turns down an opportunity to take responsibility for and look after your needs #he just- #y'all are all invited to the wedding #consider this your formal invitation #wrio x f!reader #wriothesley x f!reader #wrio x reader #wriothesley x reader #wrio x you #wriothesley x you #wrio x y/n #wriothesley x y/n #wrio smut #wriothesley smut #genshin x f!reader #genshin x reader #genshin x you #genshin x y/n #genshin smut #genshin impact smut

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 291

You know what? I’m feelin’ a Prompt with the whole halfa family, all the clones and everything. 

See, Danny? He’s grown up, he’s moved out, started looking at colleges himself after spending a few years travelling and learning about himself without the threat of a ghost attack. 

He’s kept in touch with his friends, both living and dead, and ignores Vlad for the most part now that they’ve reached a truce of sorts, and honestly? He’s just living his life. 

But see, it’s kind of hard to figure out what college to pick, with his admittedly not-great choices. Look, he might have a new-ish ID but he’s still visibly not exactly human (though thankfully doesn’t have to worry about the GIW after a… summer activity that ended with several missing buildings) 

And most people he goes to? Finds him ‘too unsettling’ which excuse him?? How is he unsettling? He’s a twenty-five year old with six kids ranging from one to six! How is that “scary” huh? Ancients, and all this is making him use the cash he’s saved up over time. 

And then- as though all of this isn’t stressful enough and he’s not genuinely worried that he won’t have enough money to feed the kids if he goes to school- a hero nearly trips over Jordan and starts freaking out. He is so fucking done. 

#DCxDP #Prompts #DPxDC #Mom Danny #Dad Danny #He’s both #Space Core Danny #Sun Core Dan #Moon Core Ellie #Why yes he named his clone-sons after stars #Shadow Core Orion #Bed Sheet Ghost #Earth Core Rigel #Monster Ghost #Light Core Algor #Tiny Ghost #Ice Core Draco #not ghost king danny #danny fenton clones #de aged dan #de aged ellie #adult danny #Which hero with future knowledge stumbles across baby destroyed-the-world-threat? #Wonderful question and go wild with it #Danny just wants to go to college he’s spent so long saving up so he wouldn’t have to use other’s money for it #He’s THIS close to accepting that villain college invitation that he got from Sam talkin about him #”Oh I’m talkin’ to my ex- he just finished destroying a secret government branch look at the sweet crater- he’s askin if we wanna use it fo #for a garden or something what do y'all think" #”Oh yeah those are his kids aren’t they adorable? Yeah he had them with our other ex- no not that one- the hero one- no the other hero one” #It’s an inside joke but the other villain college people do not know that it’s a joke

[gingerteaonthetardis]

if you want festive dw content to hold you over until the christmas special airs might i suggest hopping over to spotify and listening to the unabridged eighth doctor audio the chimes of midnight

it has everything: paul mcgann & india fisher being iconic. a mysterious edwardian manor. disembodied voices. a banger soundtrack. the doctor licking random bullshit. shearman-typical body horror. plum pudding. oh, there is so much plum pudding. christmas just isn't christmas without it

#i'm re-listening to it right now actually and it's just as good as i remember #i am holding out my hand and inviting y'all to come join me #dw #abbey.txt #eighth doctor #bfa #Spotify

[pocketgalaxies]

essek: i'll be the one who decides if you get to take yeza with you

everyone:

jester: essek you're so handsome and cool and i want to be friends

#and yet somehow it still comes off as genuine bc it's jester dfkjsdkfsd #1h19m c2e57 #text #critical role #cr2 #cr lb #essek thelyss #jester lavorre #r: jester x essek #i guess there'll be relationship tags for this guy idk y'all i'm flying blind here #(that's not an invitation to tell me spoilers to be clear)

[pyaaracetamol-69mg]

I just got my first apartment

#y'all are invited to my housewarming party #if i ever host one

[girltwink-jackie]

no because as a certified Jackie apologist, I've been thinking about how Jackie tells Shauna "I don't belong here" and it's generally taken as a prissy little girlfailure remark, but when you pair it with how everyone lashes out at and humiliates her for sleeping with travis right before they almost gang rape and kill him, how Shauna projects all her insecurities and bad character traits onto her in their argument and everyone else gangs up on her and agrees, and how she couldn't even find an insult that wasn't from a movie and how the events leading up to her death signified a "moral switch" in the yellowjackets, it's like the glaring message there is about how Jackie was more like a bunny amongst a pack of rabid wolves idc

jackie wouldn't have cannibalized anyone, that girl was suicidal and depressed and a nihilist and literally stopped eating, her worst crime was acting like a teen and being oblivious and in the end she was consumed like prey too :'<

#the way that they all surrounded her and grabbed at her.. ik y'all see it #i feel like the fact that that whole turn of events centered on her virginity means something #coach ben probably wouldve invited her like Natalie #yellowjackets #jackie taylor #she was a NICE GIRL dont you see??! 😭

[astridianmayfly]

what should I bring to the MAG80 listening party I was invited to

#:) #not a fucking pipe y'all better get creative #this is a real invitation I received #some kind of food maybe? #tumblr ppl r creative idk #not much of a cook or baker either smh #but the gold is in the bit #tma #the magnus archives #tma season 5 #mag80 #jurgen leitner #tma season two #tma s2 #jonathan sims #jarchivist #jonmartin #martin blackwood #tma spoilers #brutal pipe murder

[gaspshichat]

hi chat. pearl made me cry at 9:30 in the morning so y'all know what time is it. warning there will be swears [i say the f word ☹️] bc i haven't slept but i'm somehow not sick rn which. hasn't happened in weeks

[and a quick health update: pretty sure i have narrowed down what's making me sick to three possible things. i'm hopefully seeing my doctor soon bc the refill on my meds expires in june. we're so close and i haven't been able to breathe]

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OH MY GOD. Y'ALL. IF YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME AND SOMEHOW AREN'T A PEARL FAN. HOW ???? GO. GO BE A PEARL FAN. IT'S A THREAT

pearl is funny and kind and caring. there is a reason i gave her 10k bits the other day. she deserves the entire world and more. i don't know what the world did to her that made her so kind

i'm not the only one who has a message though !! here are a few messages from people but i've seen so many in reblogs and tweets and whatnot

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from my lovely partner tay aka twitter user PandoraRxse: I can’t catch streams very often but your videos always make me smile and I always look forward to a new upload. Keep doing what you’re doing, you’re amazing Pearl

from lovely twitter user SKYBL1NGS: shes like genuinely super funny and has great content that everyone can get into and shes really pretty and i loce pearlecentmoon

from a lovely anonymous twitter user: she is genuinly such an amazing artist, both in minecraft and in real life, all of her art is so lively in a way that i'm not sure how to describe best. also she is such a kind human being :))

from lovely tumblr user sapphicwhimsy: pearl is such a lovely and sweet person. shes SO kind to everyone in chat, new or old, and creates such a lovely environment to hang around in. her streams are the only ones i can sit through fully, and she has SUCH a lovely voice! i could listen to her read the dictionary, because im sure she would make it interesting. she has such a way to make everything interesting! even things like sitting still for thirty minutes can be something interesting in a pearl stream, because shes always got such amazing things to say. shes absolutely beautiful, inside and out, with a kind soul that matches her through and through. the fact that she always tries to read everyone out personally, and tries to pronounce their names correctly - and accepts corrections wholeheartedly - is so nice. and shes so wonderfully accepting to all of her community, and always has well wishes for everyone. shes truly a very wonderful and accepting person, who deserves the world! honestly the sweetest person ive ever came across.

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anyway onto the next part of why i made this post

HOW THE FUCK IS SHE SO PRETTY. WHAT. IT'S GENUINELY UNFAIR. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD BE A GODDAMN SCULPTURE

LIKE COME ON. I WISH I COULD DRAW SO I COULD DRAW HER. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. WHAT THE HELL. LOOK AT HER

featuring other GORGEOUS women. my god. i am so

anyway :)) it took me an hour and a half to write this bc i kept getting distracted. in short. pearl is so amazing and wonderful. it's weird how she remembers things about me and actually cares ???

also. SHE PRONOUNCED MY NAME CORRECTLY ???? I'VE HEARD SUCH TERRIBLE PRONUNCIATIONS BUT PEARL. SHE SAID IT RIGHR FIRST TRY. WHAT. i kind of want to hear how karn would attempt to pronounce it

[bc yes. i'm okay with anyone, including streamers, calling me vyren. you know me better than my dad does. it's okay to call me vy, vyren, gasp, or gasps]

sleepy brain wrote this post and i want to say so much more but i can't. i had a better message when i did my 10k bits message but that thing is long gone. the only way pearl knows about those bits is if she sees this

and to her community: i love y'all. y'all are lovely. thanks for helping make my shitty life a little brighter. the world may not be kind to me, but y'all are. thank y'all for that. y'all are so lovely

pearl, if you see this, sending all the love to you and your three cats. and yes. karn is the third cat

#pearlescentmoon #maintagging like she is a vampire and my tumblr is my house #appreciation post #the second time i've invited her in #chat y'all better say y'all's favourite things about her #and to people who are mean to pearl: i am in your walls 🫶

[haveyoureadthispoem-poll]

"If you are a dreamer, come in"

Read it here | Reblog for a larger sample size!

#now entering shel silverstein week #i hope y'all are prepared #open polls #polls #poetry #poems #poetry polls #poets and writing #tumblr poetry #have you read this #invitation #invitation poem #shel silverstein #invitation shel silverstein

[asydicsydney]

Me and a friend made NV Year 12 bingo cards. Here's mine:

#explanations going top down #Janice deserves a VA just as much if not more than her mother #I'm a Fey truther 🤡 #Kate Jones liked my IG post. need i say more? #if Charles gets a vocal appearance i think there's a high chance he gets an official VA #Silas <3 #this was shuffled but dad lore being the free space is perfect cause i already told y'all #I'm waiting for the CC/SM wedding. all the interns are invited! oh wait #i will be the only one hoping for a 1983 mention because i didn't make a viral post for nothing #i crave the awkward sourness of a cecilos charlevin double date #also the babies playing together while their dads all bicker #they made a fnaf episode. what can't they do? #and yes. i do hope for DB merch and a new novel #because DB girlies only have the road sign!! i want pins damnit! #and it's been another 3 years. they could do an October book launch again (FOW just wanted to be different) #the title is for manifesting shoosh #wtnv #welcome to night vale

[modernsuperhero]

if the saying is "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" and it's the watchers, listeners, and speakers, then "do no evil" is the players, isn't it?

#third life smp #last life smp #double life smp #limited life smp #trafficblr #traffic series #life series smp #martyn inthelittlewood #grian #< only strictly relevant characters. i ain't listing everybody #this is an invitation for interaction btw. pls let me know y'alls thoughts #my partner's response was #Think no evil are the neutral mobs #curiouser and curiouser

[shinayashipper]

Sam (Stardew Valley) really be out here asking me "do you think of me... as more than a friend?🥺" and there's me holding TWO Bouquets (that the stardew valley folks say represent Romantic Feelings) like pls sir

#Red plays stardew valley #JUST MAXXED SAMS HEART LETS G O #got invited to the family dinner too #AND AND AND WE **KISSED** Y'ALL #on HIS BED

[lunarian-anarchist]

Normally I don't post stuff like this cause I usually just let it slide but; I'm so sick of seeing these whiny obnoxious Gojo fans in the Sukuna tag. I know some of this is because tumblr's tagging system is awful but some of these Gojo fans will write out the most deluded and whiny shit and then deliberately tag their shit as Sukuna lmfao (y'all want our attention sooooo bad)

Worst part is they act all innocent like they weren't being obnoxious pricks when the Gojo vs Sukuna fight was going. Seeing the posts they made while the fight was happening vs now is like watching a child throw a tantrum because they couldn't get their way. I even see people writing up these long ass rants about how shitty a writer Gege is and how they're quitting the manga. Then quit! Don't just talk about it! Do it. Quit the manga so I don't have to see that shit no more! Seeing these Gojo fans whine about how they're going to quit is like when customers make a scene and then yell about how they're never coming back. The fuck do I care if you come back? What makes you think I wanted you here to begin with?

It's been a few weeks guys. Gojo is dead and will probably stay dead. Now either drop the manga or get over it.

#like I've put up with seeing this shit CONSTANTLY #usually I just ignore it and maybe block but this is ridiculous guys #I was trying so hard not to make this post #but after 100+ posts of toxic Gojo fans I couldn't not post it #shut the fuck up #also if y'all are annoying on this post just fyi I'll block on sight #this ain't an invitation for y'all to “debate” or whatever #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna

[rogueyami]

Something about reading how Garak was indeed jealous of Julian and Miles' friendship and he keeps trying to invite him out to brunch but no his doctor is out playing darts or something and he sulks and he's wondering how their friendship is falling apart is just heartbreaking

And to even further break your heart, he talks to Odo and asks him if he wants to go back home. After Odo gives his answer, garak says he would return because there is nothing left for him here.

"still, you and Dr. Bashir have created a strong bond."

"not really...I'm afraid that what I have to offer has run it's course. It's certainly no match for darts."

SCREAMS

#star trek deep space nine #ds9 #elim garak #julian bashir #garashir #a stitch in time #at that point they prob hadn't had lunch together in weeks and garak goes to the infirmary to invite him #he kinda gives up amd says that juliam should invite him #oh and let's not forget he trips someone because they bumped into him due to his frustration #y'all are going to get more of my unhinged thoughts about this book #asit rambles