Am I a friend?
Potentially.
An adversary?
Conceivably.
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The Shaw pack going out to a sports bar with their mates- and they just happen to have a mechanical bull.
Everyone gets drunk as fuck, Sweetheart and Sam are downing shots together while Angel and Babe do the same. Milo and Ash are fighting over the jukebox while David fights himself not to get a migraine just watching everyone. (He’s the designated driver ofc)
90’s rock plays loudly over the conversations in the bar, and that’s when Angel pretty much darts past the jukebox to check out the mechanical bull. You bet they’re hauling ass on that thing, demanding the mechanic not to take it easy on them. This only catches the rest of the packs attention when the huge crowd of the bar pretty much huddles around the small arena. David’s ears perk up at the loud cheering, and he notices Babe slam their drink down to join them.
That’s when David sees his mate atop this huge ass mechanical bull, back arched and hair a mess as they struggle to stay upright. He’s tall enough to see over the crowd, and he’d be a damn liar to say that he didn’t absolutely love the sight. But the fact that the rest of these strangers got to see them like this too- yea, David didn’t like that too much either.
Angel’s laughing like a maniac, occasionally yelping as they hit a difficult spot in the programming. Once they do fall however, they’re just laughing harder despite the nausea. David flinches, but Asher holds his shoulder as Angel jogs back to the rest of the group. “I didn’t die!” “Fucking hell-“
Babe is a little clumsier than Angel, so they refuse to get on the “robotic cow”. However, Sweetheart sneaks past the group to give it a try themselves- despite the alcohol soaked nerves that threaten to reach the surface. Milo was drinking and chatting with Angel and Ash when David’s mate stood on the step of their barstool to start cheering and laughing.
Milo choked on his drink by the time he reached their line of sight.
And yes Sam absolutely rode the bull and almost reached Angel’s top score. David- sober as fuck- never even got near the thing unless his mate was the one riding it. Asher tried to stand on it and sprained his wrist so they had to go home. Milo couldn’t even last three seconds on the bull- to which Sweetheart cackled from their seat and booed him. (Which he returned with a very loving middle finger)
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attention lucifuckers- y'all better ready for this shit-
also me rn,
I AM MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY PREPARED FOR THE ANGSTY SHITS WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE.
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wait does lilith having audhd in your headcanon mean she has the adhd rsd too? that makes a boatload of sense for her honestly (and makes her even more relatable, but that’s just the cherry on top)
oh yea i mean probably. Lilith def has a social strategy that basically goes: 'they can't reject me if i start every conversation with the rudest possible sentence known to man'
sadly for her every single one of her friends are immune because Cam is like 'challenge accepted'.
Bea looks at her & takes out the saddest wettest eyes in the animal kingdom & Lilith has to sigh and listen to her talk for five hours about different types of fabric and the entire history of rope-making.
Shannon just says 'miss' because she has the resilience of the phrase 'the number you have dialled cannot be reached at this time.'
and with Mary it's just like when you learn in math class as a kid that if there's a minus and a plus the minus eats the plus. in this analogy Mary is the negative integer. she's pac-man flattening Lilith with a flawless rejoinder.
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Consuii has been liberated ✨️🩷
Yall I have FINALLY FOR ALL LORDS BEEN GRANTED FREEDOM ✨️ all day so far ..I was like...forced by the galaxy to act like a proper adult and attend meetings that I swear I took 15 minute naps in cuz although it was stuff I have already known ...it was 🎀mandatory🎀 for me as a student to go back and learn how to act inside a warehouse lab✨️ ...like these flamethrowers aren't already covered and insured by big daddy Lockheed 💅🏻
BUUUT ANNNYWAYYYY THAT TOOK 3 HOURS OUT OF MY EXISTENCE AND 3 HOURS I AINT GETTING BACK ❤️�� IMMA REPAY YALL ...
With my chaos....my luv ...and my words ...prepare another round of whatever I have installed inside this head ...and remember
I love you ✨️🩷
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