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livviem-009 · 8 months
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Spoilers
Fucking gay
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Bonus: Why the frick did I hear the Shot on Iphone at the end?
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joanquill · 7 months
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Sweater weather & "Do you believe in ghosts?"
15 Character is zack Peterson Type: romantic, fluff, deep meaning? And 25 w fred
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Zack Paterson & Fred Porlock
Tag/s: Romantic (Paterson), Platonic (Fred), Fluff Ending, Deep Meaning(?) IDK Warning/s: Death, Mentions of Domestic Abuse, Profanity
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"Mx. (Y/N),"
"Yeah?"
"Do you believe in ghosts?"
You straightened your posture as you looked at Fred, confused at the sudden question.
"...Kind of concerning how you're asking me that when I'm about to leave," you chuckled as you put on your coat.
"If I'm being honest... Not really... Or at least I hope they don't exist considering our job," you dryly chuckled as you grabbed your basket, opening the door.
"Why do you ask?" you questioned as you looked back at him.
"...Just a thought..." he mumbled, turning away as he rubbed his arm.
You raised a brow at his answer but shrugged your shoulders.
"If you say so," you smiled as you put on your shoes, "I'll be back in a couple of hours,"
"Right... Be careful. It's quite cold today," he reminded you as he saw you off waving goodbye.
"You're telling me..." you chuckled, stretching your neck and shoulders as the cold wind kept making you shiver.
"I'll be back before dinner!" you waved goodbye as you headed off.
Fred bit his lip as his eyes focused on the shadowy figure on your back, clinging to you.
"I wonder what's gotten into that boy..." you muttered, fixing your bouquet as you continued walking.
"Hope you didn't wait long," you smiled as you opened the cemetery's gate, greeting your ex-husband's gravestone.
You replaced the old flowers with new ones, laying your coat on the grass and sitting down.
"William sent out on a new mission, and I had to go to London for a few weeks. Hope you didn't miss me much," you chuckled as you laid out your drink, pouring yourself a cup.
"Anyway, you wouldn't believe this, but..."
Your head started to sway as you tried to keep sitting up, the alcohol hitting you hard as you fell back.
"I thought I would find you here," a new voice greeted as a shadow loomed over you, making you open your eyes.
"Paterson..." you muttered, seeing the man looking at you.
"You're going to catch a cold," he sighed, giving you a sweater.
"Thanks..." you smiled as you sat up, "What brings you here?" you muttered, putting on the sweater.
"The others were wondering if you were okay," he answered, sitting beside you.
"Is that so?" you chuckled, looking down at the sweater.
"...Are you okay?" Paterson gently asked, making you chuckle.
"Honestly? I'm not sure myself..." you sighed, looking straight at your ex-husband's gravestone.
You two sat in silence as the wind continued to blow.
"...Are you going to stay here the whole time?"
"You look like you could use the company," he replied, making you breathe out a smile.
"My husband... was not a good man..." you started, making Paterson look at you.
"I was only fifteen when he brought me to that godforsaken house... He was jealous and would accuse me of infidelity at every chance he got," you tightened your jaw, memories flooding back in.
"The nights when he was drunk were the worst of it..." you sadly laughed, remembering the bruises and scars it left you.
"And when he died... All I felt was relief," you breathed out, resting your hand over your face.
"I thought I was finally free... That it was finally over..." you continued, looking at the gravestone.
"And yet here I am... visiting this bastard every year..." you frowned, fidgeting with the end of your sweater.
"And I don't even know why..." you sighed, running your hands through your hair.
Paterson kept quiet as he looked at the gravestone.
"You were only a child back then..." Paterson started, making you turn to him.
"This is what you've known your whole life... So don't beat yourself up about it," he reassured, placing a hand on your shoulder.
"But you're not alone anymore," he smiled, pulling you to his chest.
"Don't ever forget that, okay?" he reminded, rubbing your back.
You breathed a smile as you hugged him back, sighing as his body heat covered you in warmth.
"Right... Thank you..." you sighed, standing up as you pulled him along.
"Let's go home?" you suggested, making him smile.
"Let's."
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memento-yuumori · 1 year
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psecho · 2 years
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You guys. I love Kenny Ortega. But how the hell did he give us both "I Don't Dance" AND "Bet On It" in the same damn movie? One has become a fucking gay anthem and the music video is fire, one is Zach Effron angtily frolicking in a field with big meme energy.
But you know. He gave us "Perfect Harmony" so I'm willing to forgive and forget on this one. Bet On What Now?
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geekcavepodcast · 12 days
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Thelma the Unicorn Trailer
Thelma dreams of becoming a music star. When an accident makes her look like a unicorn, Thelma is thrust into sudden stardom, but her fame comes at a cost.
Thelma the Unicorn, based on the books by Aaron Blabey, stars the voice talents of Brittany Howard, Will Forte, Jemaine Clement, Edi Patterson, Maliaka Mitchell, Ally Dixon, Fred Armisen, Zach Galifianakis, and Jared Hess. Jared Hess and Lynn Wang direct from a screenplay by Jared Hess and Jerusha Hess.
Thelma the Unicorn hits Netflix on May 17, 2024.
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tulipsforvin · 6 months
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ᥫ᭡. MTP CHARACTERS AS YANDERES
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✧ a/n: my dumbass deleted this request or something. i don't know.. it just kind disappeared so here i am, writing it again. @noregretzfoodieotaku here you go!! 😭
✧ ⚠️: mentions of obsessive behaviour, mentions of gore, stalking.
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MANIPULATION and mind games are a favourite of their's. They twist and turn their words - coating their venomous sentences with honey to hide their true intentions.
“I love you like a grave loves it's corpse; you rot into me while I embrace your decay. Where else would you find somebody like me?”
They are more subtle and discrete than the rest. And yet, they're the most dangerous out of all. They mess with your mind - loosening your screws and bending you to their will.
You shrivel, unsure of how to respond. “I-” You look away, not sure where to direct your gaze. “I can't.. because there's nobody else like you. There won't ever be anyone else like you.”
They tip your chin upwards to meet your gazw, a victorious smile gracing their facial features. “You're correct. You never can.”
They play the role of a god - a saviour, something holy that it seems almost comical to expect something dark out of them. They scheme right under your nose and yet they're completely unnoticeable - so when you're finally their's and in their complete grasp, you won't even be aware of what hit you.
the manipulators: albert j. moriarty, william j. moriarty, mycroft holmes, james bonde, charles augustus milverton.
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STALKING you is like second nature to them. They've memorized your sleeping schedule, when you get in and out of work or your educational institution, the type of food you eat and avoid, the places you frequent, etc.
They're on the more quieter side, similar to the manipulators. Yet, they won't initiate direct contact with you. Atleast not yet.
They watch silently as you move on about your day from the cracks of your doors or your windows, any opening that is accessible for them to get a view of you.
“Oh!” You gasp, bumping into somebody's shoulder as you get out of the subway. “I'm so very sorry! I didn't mean to—”
The figure disappears. You don't remember their face and all you have of them is now a love letter that appeared out of nowhere, the words written in blood.
You'll find remnants of their presence in the place where you live or go to work for/study. Footprints, gifts, shards of glass - etcetera, etcetera. Did they break into your house?
the stalkers: fred porlock, irene adler, zack patterson or zach paterson, billy the kid, von herder.
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DEVOTION is the first word that comes into your mind when you look at them. They obsess over you like canines - clawing and sharp, salivating and perspiring. It's messy.
They find their God in you. For them, ichor runs in your blood and they lick it off your wounds like the nectar the divine consume.
They are the most violent, most agressive and the loudest of the three. They tend to be overprotective and all consuming.
Bodies are slit and stabbed, throats and heads are beheaded and cut, entrails are put up as if they were decorations or stepping stones for the things or lives it took to get to you.
“Nobody,” They begin, wiping away the smudge of blood on their upper lip. “Nobody can seperate you from me. I will crawl back to you from the devil's grasp if you call me.”
the violently devoted: louis j. moriarty, sherlock holmes, sebastian moran, billy the kid(??)
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genderflu1dwh0r · 4 months
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Shawnee Smith/Amanda Young: 5'3
Tobin Bell/John Kramer: 5'11
Costas Mandylor/Mark Hoffman: 5'9
Scott Patterson/Peter Strahm: 6'0
Leigh Whannell/Adam Stanheight: 5'7
Cary Elwes/Lawrence Gordon: 6'0
Bahar Soomekh/Lynn Denlon: 5'5
Betsy Russell/Jill Tuck: 5'5
Dina Meyer/Allison Kerry: 5'7
Zach Starr/Scott Tibbs: 5'9
I did this for a ref sheet for me, but feel free to use. I think I got the heights right, but I might be an inch off.
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starr-251 · 6 months
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Da Vinci Code Alcroft AU
Mycroft Holmes, an Oxford symbolism professor, is suddenly involved in a murder case.
The victim? Sebastian Moran, the curator of the Louvre.
The prime suspect? Mycroft himself.
All gets more complicated when Albert Moriarty, a french cryptologist, gets involved.
Mycroft discovers that Albert has personal stakes in the case. Sebastian was his best friend and legal guardian.
He took Albert in after a car crash killed his parents and his three younger brothers.
But Sebastian left clues in the Museum about a secret society related to the Holy Grail, and it's their job to find it and find his murderer.
Ok, now I'm tired. A few more highlights:
James is Sebastian's partner and the one who raised Albert's younger brothers, William and Louis, in secret.
That's right, they didn't die. The parents and the original William did though.
The guardians are Fred Porlock, Jack Renfield and Vivian Moneypenny (let's pretend women can be guardians).
The crazy monk is Billy (don't worry, he lives), and the bishop is Zach Patterson.
Sherlock is the Holy Grail expert that they consult, and John is his loyal servant.
In this AU, he's not a villain. He and William are working together to protect the Grail from everyone, and Sebastian and the guardians were planning to divulge the secret, so they were killed.
Albert and Mycroft have to choose between their brothers and justice.
However, before they decide on anything, James reports that Sherlock and William ran away to America, to never be seen again.
Sebastian's and the guardian's memory lives on in Mycroft and Albert.
Also, big thanks to @neversleepingagain , for planting this idea rent-free in my mind.
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westofessos · 1 year
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So I just finished Gilmore Girls for the first time and boy, do I have some thoughts:
First of all, I love this show so much. More than I ever thought I would. It’s just so comforting. I totally get it now.
Now, for specifics.
Lorelai:
I love Lorelai. She does make some dumb choices, but in the end, she’s just so loveable and fun, I can’t help but adore her.
Rory:
I do not get the hate I’ve seen for Rory! Yes, like her mom, she makes stupid decisions, but she’s so wonderful. Maybe it’s just because I relate to her so closely, but I love Rory so much.
Luke:
Ughhhh I love love love Luke. He’s so unexpectedly hilarious sometimes?? I did not foresee that when I started. Scott Patterson is also strangely one of the best actors on the show, which I also did not expect. Luke is a gem, we love him.
Luke & Lorelai:
How could you not love these two together? They’re absolutely perfect for each other and the pining, especially on Luke’s part, makes for incredible television. I do think their dynamic kind of lost the really special ‘will they, won’t they’ tension after season 1/2, but I still ship them. So glad they ended up together. When she was still with Christopher near the end of season 7, I got a little worried.
Paris:
PARIS IS GAY. I will accept nothing less. She is queer in some way, whether she’s a lesbian or bi. She had absolutely no chemistry with any of her love interests but so much with Rory. Also she’s just amazing all around. I fucking love Paris. Make her queer, cowards.
Lane:
How could you not love Lane? She’s the absolute shit. Cool, supportive, loyal, and a fucking rockstar. I didn’t mind her with Zach to begin with (even though I thought it was a bit strange how they all of a sudden liked each other), but when they got married and had kids, that was a big nope for me. Lane Kim deserved to be a famous rockstar.
Emily & Richard:
I went back and forth on these two. On one hand, they’re very entertaining characters and I do believe they’re trying to do what they think is best, but on the other, I think in the end they do more harm than good. The way they dismiss Lorelai’s trauma, and completely disregard everyone else’s opinion because they assume they automatically know what’s best, just rubs me the wrong way. Not to mention the manipulation and the going behind people’s backs. I think there should’ve been an arc at the end where they finally listened to Lorelai and acknowledged what they’d done and tried to change for the better.
Sookie:
Melissa McCarthy is great in everything, and this is no exception. She’s so sweet and lovable, and such a good friend to Lorelai. I love her. Plus her relationship with Jackson is just lovely.
Michel:
He’s such a sarcastic bitch and I love him. I think that’s all there is to say.
The Townies and Side Characters:
Kirk - Kirk is maybe the funniest part of the show and such a little sweetheart, I love him so much.
Babette - aka the best neighbour ever. We deserved even more of her and Morey than we got.
Miss Patty - same goes for Patty! We need more Patty!
Taylor - annoying and obnoxious but the show wouldn’t be the same without him. Irreplaceable.
Gypsy - again, we needed more!! Gypsy was so funny and I just wanted more!
April - I love April! She’s so sweet. I don’t, however, like what her arrival did to Luke and Lorelai’s relationship, and I fucking hate Anna.
Christopher - I don’t hate him, but he’s definitely not one of my favourites. I think it would’ve been a lot better if he and Lorelai had just been really close friends, or if he had just been fully out of the picture.
And finally, the boys:
Dean:
FUCK. DEAN. Do I need to say more? He’s a toxic, possessive, asshole and I hate him. He was okay in the beginning, but the ‘50s episode really clinched my hatred for him. Huge nope from me. What a dick.
Logan:
Man, do I hate Logan. Obviously not as bad as Dean, but he’s such a douchebag!! I genuinely cannot stand him or put up with any of his bullshit. I thought he would grow on me as the show went on but no, I only hated him more.
Jess:
Best for last. My love for this man knows no bounds. Obviously the best fit for Rory, I love them together, but also his relationship with Luke is so great. Also, justice for his and Rory’s relationship while they were dating!! Why did we only get to see it when shit hit the fan? They kept mentioning how they were going to hang out, that they were meeting up later on, so why didn’t we get to see any of it? Why did we only get to see them when Jess fucked up? I hate that. I also hate that they didn’t end up together, even when Jess grew and changed and bettered himself. Anyway, I just love him. I could talk about him forever.
A Year in the Life:
They tried to fit 22 episodes worth of Gilmore Girls into 4 episodes, and it didn’t work. The first episode did an okay job, and I did kind of love the last episode (the wedding!), but the middle two were. . . yikes. No theme song/opening titles? No transitions? NO SOOKIE EXCEPT FOR ONE SCENE AT THE END? Michel thinking about leaving the inn and Lorelai being abandoned by both of her friends? No Jackson? Rory being with an engaged Logan? Basically no Jess except for a few scenes, one of which broke my heart? I could go on forever.
That being said, they should make more after the cliffhanger they left us on. I’ll take whatever I can get, even if it’s subpar.
Anyway those are just a few of my many thoughts about this show. I can’t believe I waited until now to watch it. I need someone to talk about this show with so if you see this and want to talk, DM me.
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sakuplumeria · 4 months
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Moriarty the Patriot / Yuukoku no Moriarty Ask Game - Alternate Universe Edition
Choose a number for a character and an alphabet for a scenario, and put it in my ask box! I’ll answer the question. Feel free to reblog if you want to answer questions too :)
Pick a character:
1) William James Moriarty
2) Albert James Moriarty
3) Louis James Moriarty
4) Sebastian Moran
5) Fred Porlock
6) Zach Patterson
7) James Bonde
8) Jack Renfield
9) Von Herder
10) Moneypenny
11) Sherlock Holmes
12) John H. Watson
13) Miss Hudson
14) George Lestrade
15) Mycroft Holmes
16) Irene Adler
17) Henry Antrim (Billy the Kid)
18) Mary Watson
19) Wiggins
20) Adam Whiteley
21) Charles Augutus Milverton
22) Favorite character
23) Other character (mention in the ask)
Choose a scenario:
A) Lives in modern times. What kind of vehicles does the character ride?
B) Goes out to space. What does the character miss the most from earth?
C) Turns into an animal. What animal does the character turn into?
D) Has magical powers! What powers does the character have?
E) Creates a Tumblr account. What does the character like to post?
F) Is in the orchestra! What instruments does the character play?
G) Spends time in the theme park! What attractions does the character play?
H) Lives somewhere outside the UK. Which country/city/place does the character live in?
I) Bodyswaps with another character. With whom does the character swap with?
J) Signs up for an RPG. What is the character’s username?
K) Signs up for an RPG. The character can be a rogue, a warrior, a mage, a trickster, an archer, and a priest/healer. What class does the character choose?
L) Lives in modern times. What phone does the character use?
M) Has elemental powers (for example fire and water), Which element does the character control?
N) Is in a restaurant/bakery/coffee shop AU. What does the character do?
O) Is in a hospital/medical AU. What does the character do?
P) Goes to Hogwarts and is currently wearing the Sorting Hat! Which house does the character get?
Q) Is a serial killer in the modern world. What weapon does the character use?
R) Is suddenly the most famous person in the world. What is the character famous for?
S) Is forced to have a date for a prom. Who will the character ask to fake date?
T) Is in the Olympics sports AU. What sports does the character play?
U) Is a solo traveler. What things does the character always bring with him/her?
V) Lives in a parallel universe where London is peaceful and doesn't have social gaps. What does the character do in such a peaceful world?
W) Is born from a Greek god/goddess. Who are the character’s parents and does the character have any powers?
X) Is a mythological creature. What creature does the character live as?
Y) Is created as a droid. What does the character programmed to do?
Z) Is a YouTuber. What kind of videos does the character upload?
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joanquill · 2 years
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SFW Alphabet
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Zack Paterson
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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
He shows a normal amount of affection. He's fine holding hands in public, a few kisses on the cheek here and there, but nothing too excessive. He's more expressive at home or when it's just the two of you. He likes holding your hand while reading, absentmindedly playing with your fingers. His way of showing affection is subtle and quiet. He doesn't need to announce to the whole world who he's with. As long as you know that he loves you, that's good enough for him.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
This man is TIRED of you but loves you to bits. He is the voice of reason for you two. He's not afraid to tell you how it is when he knows you're about to do something stupid. He's the friend that'll smack some common sense into you. You two most likely met through William or Scotland Yard. Like him, you know the police force and justice system are dirty at their core, so you try to fix it from the inside. You two usually share a cigarette on your break or drink after a hard day's work with Lestrade.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
He likes resting his weary head on your lap after a hard day. Having you remove his glasses and playing with his hair always relaxes him. Just having your presence around him brings him peace. He doesn't usually ask for cuddles. Wrapping your legs around on the couch, leaning on each other while napping, and telling each other about your day are more his go-to. He's usually the big spoon, hugging you from behind or your head resting on his chest.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
The man's in his 40s, so I think one or two colleagues have brought up marriage for men his age. He does want to settle down with you but at your own pace. He doesn't want to get married just because people say: "You're running out of time". He can take care of himself. He knows how to cook basic dishes and is not afraid to try new recipes. He keeps his house clean, do his laundry, and all other house chores.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
He'd be mature about it. If he breaks up, it's when he knows it's time to end it. He'll do everything to try and keep the relationship going, but sometimes it's not meant to be. He'll break up with you when you're alone, explaining his side of the story. He doesn't want to have regrets and loose ends. He'll try to still have a good relationship with you, not exactly friends, but there is no resentment.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
He's very work-oriented, but he's starting to open up to the idea of marriage when you two have gotten together. He's not exactly opposed to it, but he wants to be committed when he knows he can keep it. He's in no rush to get married, enjoying what you have in the present. However, when you both start talking about marriage and a future together, his eyes might linger on the rings if you visit a jewelry store.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
Very gentle. Paterson wants to take care of your relationship and you. He'll never raise his voice at you, even when angry. Paterson just lets out an exasperated sigh and talks it out with you. He wants to solve problems with you and him on the same side. During the evenings, he loves hearing you talk. You'll see it in his eyes the adoration he has for you and the gentle touch he has when he brushes off your hair from your face, not wanting to interrupt you.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
He's not very initiative when it comes to hugs, but he opens his arms to you when you want one. He doesn't really hug in public unless you need one. If you're sad, celebrating something, he'll hug you. But you'll have better luck when you're alone. He can't deny how his cheeks turn pink when you surprise him with a hug from behind. And the fact that he seems to be in a better mood after.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
He says it in the middle of the relationship, most likely after you've said it to him or when he knows you're the one for him. When he first heard it, he turned to you in surprise, asking you to repeat it. Once he has confirmed that you said those words, his face contorts into a gentle smile as he kisses your fingers, saying it back to you in the most sincere tone.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?)
You'll never catch this man admitting he was jealous. Especially if the person is one of his friends. Sebastian likes to tease him through you. It's the only way he can get under Paterson's skin. Sebastian would give compliments between friends, and you would happily compliment him back, oblivious to the knowing smile Sebastian would give Paterson. He knows Sebastian would never betray his trust, but he'd rather have your attention on him than the colonel. He'll just ignore the man and have you stay close to him for the rest of the evening.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
They're usually short and sweet, greeting each other in the morning or ending the day in each other's arms. He likes having a hand on your cheek, melting at the sight of you nestling into his palm. He likes kissing your lips the most, but his runner-ups are your cheeks and the back of your hand. He loves the blush you have whenever he treats you like royalty. He also likes being kissed on the lips or on his head, especially when he has a headache.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
He thinks kids are cute, but that's about it. He can babysit for sure, but he's not so sure about actually becoming a parent. He doesn't really get excited when he sees kids. He likes hearing them talk or holding conversations with them, thinking they're intriguing. He talks to children the same way he talks to adults, he doesn't dumb down his sentences when talking to them but his tone is gentler.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
Paterson's an early riser, whether he has work or not. He's never had a record of being late on his life, and he's not gonna start now, even when you try to convince him. He'll give you a quick kiss and promises to make it up to you, and he always does. When he doesn't have work, he'll cuddle you for a little while before starting the day and make breakfast for you both.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Every evening he comes home, he looks for you. If he's had a good day, he can't wait to share it with you. If he's had a bad one, he'll hold you tight or rest on your lap. Either way, you can tell how he lights up when he sees you after a long day. You two usually share your day as you both make dinner and prepare to go to sleep.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
He's not exactly secretive, but he's not an open book, either. He doesn't keep secrets from you, but he thinks some things aren't necessary to share, especially at the start of the relationship. When you two start to get serious, that's when he starts opening up more. He shows more sides to him only you are allowed to see.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
He can get angry, but not with you. When he's mad at corrupt people, he'll just look at them in disgust. If he's mad at a co-worker, he usually goes for a smoke to calm down or talk to you about it. He always tries to talk to you when things are heating up. He never shouts at you, but his voice does get serious. The most you'll see him angry are furrowed brows, rubbing his temples, and huffs.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
He remembers the important details. Anniversaries, birthdays, your favorite foods, hobbies, and quirks. He plans ahead, just in case, like buying your gifts early, making reservations a week before, and more. But with how busy he is with MI6 and Scotland Yard, sometimes it slips out. On one occasion, Paterson spent the day helping Scotland Yard with an investigation, but he already had a present ready for you in his closet.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
His favorite moment with you was when he came home, had an absolutely long day, and wanted nothing more than to see you. When he saw you in the kitchen, you had the biggest smile as you cheerfully greeted him with a kiss. He tried to hide how tired he was and asked you about your day, which you happily shared. As he listened to you, he could feel his fatigue melt away as your smile never left your face, and your eyes were shown as you told your story.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
He's not that protective of you, but if someone hurts you, he will not hesitate to hit them back ten times worse. He knows you can take care of yourself and fight your battles, but he's always by your side if you need support. Even though he's not usually the one on the battlefield, he trusts you with all his heart. He knows you have his back no matter what.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
He puts in the effort, especially when he hasn't seen you for some time. Special occasions like anniversaries and birthdays are always reserved, and he tries to spend the whole day with you. Each gift he gives has some type of meaning, whether it's your favorite flowers, a reminder of your date, or something that reminds him of you. He helps you out around the house when he can. If he's the one who comes home early, he'll make dinner for you both as he straightens up the place.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
Workaholic? Smoking? He likes those little cigars, but if you don't smoke, he makes sure to only do it on the balcony or somewhere you can't get sick. One of his bad habits was always talking logically about your problems, even when you just wanted to vent. That's how he learned to ask you if you wanted him to just lend an ear or offer advice. He also has a habit of bottling his frustrations up or going to smoke.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
As long as he looks presentable enough to go to work, he's good. He's a little concerned about his skin, though, especially with the number of skin care products James gave him. One good thing about it, you two know share a routine of using them for your skin and enjoy the evening together. He does make an effort to look better when you're going on a date. He loves it when you compliment him.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
He can continue to do his job even without you. But there are times when he slips and calls out for you. He'll continue on his routine of the day without missing a beat, but it feels like something's missing. Similar to how a drawing has no color. Everything's there in place, but it's missing something that makes it feel alive.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
LOVES the nights you two spend on self-care. It feels like a spa with you by his side, sharing stories and keeping him updated with everything. Another thing is even though he hates sweets, he loves kissing you after you eat something sweet. Sometimes he'll buy you pastries that you like just to kiss you.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in a partner?)
Someone who he can't hold a conversation with. If a person is oblivious to things and refuses to learn or think outside the box, he's not into it. He likes a partner he can talk to for hours about anything and everything. Of course, deceitful, corrupted, selfish, and manipulative people are out of the question. He also hates someone who only takes something at face value, not bothering to see all sides of the story.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)
He tries to keep a healthy sleeping schedule, but overtime is a thing. He usually comes home at the dead of night, or he just sleeps in his office. He always tries to finish his work and come to you, but some things are unavoidable. There were even times when he came home, he fell asleep on the couch before eating dinner.
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Hi guys! I’m here to bring a smile to your face and write down all the cute (or sexy 😭) scenarios in your head. I will only be doing male reader and male characters! Don’t be scared to request I'll love to hear from you all. This will be like a gif series of sorts so pls don’t except full on essays (some will still be long, however). If you want to request a show and you don’t see it on here still try to request it! Unless its anime.
⇣ What do I write for? ⇣
Cobra Kai : Miguel Diaz, Robby Keene, Eli Moskowitz, Demetri
Wolf Pack : Everett, Harlan, Austin, Conner, Cyrus
Marvel : Peter Parker, Thor, Deadpool, Shang-Chi
Stranger things : Steve Harrington, Mike Wheeler, Will Byers, Johnathan Byer, Lucas Sinclair
Legacies : Mg, Ethan, Landon, Jed, Ryan Clarke
Julie and the Phantoms : Like Patterson, Alex, Reggie
Alice in Borderland : Arisu
Titans : Dick, Gar
Descendants : Jay, Ben, Hook
Euphoria : Nate Jacobs, Chris McKay, Elliot
911 : Evan Buckley, Eddie Diaz
Teen Wolf : Scott McCall, Stiles Stilinski, Liam Dunbar, Theo Reaken
Lab Rats : Chase Davenport, Adam Davenport
Ginny and Georgia: Marcus Baker, Zion Miller
You : Joe Goldberg
Young Royals : Wilhelm,Simon, August
13 Reasons Why : Justin Foley, Clay Jensen, Zach Dempsey
Gossip Girl (reboot) : Otto, Akeno, Max Wolfe
The babysitter : Cole, Max, John
Outer Banks : Pope, JJ, John B, Rafe
Shameless : Carl Gallagher
The Chilling Adventure of Sabrina : Nicholas Scratch, Harvey
Riverdale : Jughead, Archie, Reggie
On My Block : Ruby Martínez, Cèsar Díaz, Jamal Turner, Oscar Díaz
Bullet Train : Ladybug, Tangerine, Lemon
The order : Jack Morton, Randall Carpio, Hamlisch Duke
Elite : Samuel Garcia, Patrick Blanco, Phillipe, Ander Muñoz, Guzman, Iván, Joel
Love, Victor : Felix, Victor Salazar, Andrew
Flash : Barry
Scream 6 : Chad, Ethan
The Legends of tomorrow : Nathan Haywood, Behrad Tarazi
One piece (live action) : Sonji, Zoro, Luffy, Usopp
To check out specific gif shorts of a show, click the # that’ll say the show name and short! ( Example : cobrakaishort , euphoriashort, etc. and it’ll be in the hashtags at the end!) It’ll send you to all the shorts made about that show by me.
ALSO I DO HEAD CANNONS AND U CAN REQUEST
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What don’t I write?☠︎
I don’t write for anime (I don’t watch it sorry 😭)
Incest, rape, furry content, mpreg
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The Naked Thugs: Danny McBride thinks we "won't like these dicks." Is that even possible?
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Commenting on the frequent male nudity in the first season of The Righteous Gemstones, Edie Patterson said "We're not gay baiting" (using the term wrong), and Danny McBride (Jesse) claimed that gay men "won't like these dicks." 
Nonsense.  All dicks are beautiful. They all draw us toward the power and promise of the male body.  And the rest of these guys ain't bad, either.
They are a group of thugs hired in Episode 1.3 to take down Eli Gemstone by destroying his satellite church, set up in a shopping mall.  He gets the upper hand and humiliates them by forcing them to run naked through the shopping mall.  
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1. Casey Hendershot, who has played a variety of mobsters, bouncers, rednecks, serial killers, and miscellaneous miscreants.  He didn't show us his junk, but his physique more than makes up for it.
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2. Zach Osterman, a Savannah, Georgia-based actor who appeared on Danny McBride's previous show Vice Principals. He's an avid cosplayer, gamer, comic book fan, ghost-tour guide, and pizza expert.  Some people with his physique get fat-shamed and size-shamed, so it took a very positive self image for him to agree to bare tt all for Gemstones viewers.  
3. Justin Matthew Smith, who has 29 acting credits on the IMDB, plus a special thanks for the short The Runner.  Nothing wrong with his dick.
The Running of the Butts: The guys and some extras are forced to run through the mall nude, as the shoppers all laugh at them.
Why is male nudity assumed humorous for the viewer and humiliating for the subject?  If I saw one of these guys running through the mall, I would not be laughing.
Uncensored dicks and a chubby guy bonus on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends
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hergan416 · 7 months
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Zach Patterson is unfairly attractive.
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harmonyverendez · 1 year
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Do Something | 13 Reasons Why ( Eleanour Baker x Isaiah Patterson )
Fandom: 13 Reasons Why
Warning: Talk/Mention of Crime, Killing and other things.
Tags: LBGT+, Psychopath!MaleCharacter, Glaring, Mention Of Violence, Drama, Etc. Strong Language, Swearing.
Pairings: Eleanour Baker x Courtney Crimsen ( PAST ) Eleanour x Isaiah Patterson ( CURRENT )
Take place in season 1 Episode 5 ( Prom Night )
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To say Elena was pissed about how Courtney handled their situation in her bedroom. The girl told Monty how she went a three-way with her and some girl named Laura, and that she let Justin finger her. That angered her, right now she is dancing with her boyfriend, Isaiah.
The male hands were at her waist and her hands were on his neck and they were swaying back and forth. They felt a few glances but didn't pay attention.
It was fun for a little while until the trouble started.
The brunette looked over her shoulders to see Monty looking at her and pointing.
“ Issy they are staring at us. Make them stop” Elena whispered in her boyfriend's ear.
She peaks over his shoulders to see Courtney feeling uncomfortable with the boy.
She sighed and felt bad for the girl, she knew the girl was attracted to females and that she was a lesbian.
She could feel Isaiah glaring over her shoulders, she pulled back to see Monty sizing her man up.
Between you and her, Isaiah would crush Montgomery.
Elena Baker pursed her lip and walked over to the table to get a drink. A few minutes later she felt a presence.
“ Go away, whoever you are ”.
“ It's me” A familiar voice speaks.
Looking up she saw her sister Hannah looking at her with a pained facial expression. Pausing from her drink, she frowned at her sister.
“ What's wrong, Han?”.
“ It's Courtney, she is bothering me with all her problems. Actually, do you want to leave early?”.
Elena nodded, she wasn't sure. Since her boyfriend was left alone as she walked over to the table.
She looked to their dance spot to see him gone. With alarm she looked around and didn't see him anywhere.
She began to walk around looking for him, she received some looks but she didn't care.
“ Issy, where are you?”.
Hannah ended up getting in the car with Sheri, she loved the girl really.
She was more likable compared to Jessica Davis, who is always in the center of something.
Elena finally found her boyfriend in the back near the male locker room.
Isaiah's hands were wrapped around Monty's neck, Monty was large and tall. But Isaiah was bigger, more powerful, and more Intimidating.
Immediately she walked over to grab him from behind, Upon feeling her touch.
Isaiah relaxed just slightly.
“ Do not talk about my girl like that. Keep her name out of your mouth” Isaiah roared.
Bryce was circling around her boyfriend, while Zach was trying to hold back.
Just then Jessica comes in with Justin, the two paused when they saw what was going on.
Immediately the two ran over and tried to break it up. But Isaiah was too strong and would not budge.
“ Easy, Love. It's okay, we'll get him next time okay?”.
It took a few seconds for Isaiah to hear what she was saying.
Finally, the taller male lets go, and shoves the smaller male back.
“ Don't let me catch you outside of school, I'm going to break your jaw, little bitch!”.
Elena latches on to Isaiah's arm, and he wraps his arms around her protectively and pulled her smaller body against him.
“ Come on, let us get out of here”.,
The two then leave the locker room, everyone watched them with wide eyes.
A lesson was learned that day.
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