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Satan would love goodreads.

He sees you one day, reviewing a book on your phone in the living room of HOL. He stands behind where you're sitting on the couch, peering over your shoulder, watching your finger press the four stars on the book you just read.

“What’s that?” he asks. You look back and smile at him, showing him your D.D.D. He leans down curiously, resting his hands on the back of the sofa while reading the words on your screen.

“It’s an app where I can rate the books I read,” you say. He reaches for your phone and looks at you for approval which you give with a nod.

He scrolls the app, checking out your reviews. “Isn’t it smart? You can give the books stars and write reviews and then you can look back on what you’ve read!” you exclaim, gesturing excitedly with your hands. Satan's gaze flickers from his phone to you and a light blush grazes his cheeks when he catches your excitement over books. “Yeah, that’s pretty cool,” he says, giving you back your phone while clearing his throat.

Now, Satan doesn’t really think he needs Goodreads. Demons have an excellent memory and most of the books on the app are human books, so he’d have to write in Devildom books manually, but he figures it wouldn’t be all that bad to download the app just so he can see your reviews. Plus, he does read a lot of books…

And boy, does he write the most scalding reviews. Everytime you see him rate a new book, you get genuinely concerned for the authors well being if Satan didn’t like the book.

I have lived for thousands of years and will live for thousands more and yet I wish I could regain the six hours I wasted on this horrible book.

I would rather spend a decade chained to Lucifer himself than read this horrible pile of shite again.

The plot was bland as fuck and the language barely did anything to make up for it, what a sad excuse for literature.

You come to look forward to these reviews, giggling whenever he gets particularly brutal. It’s a side of him you hardly ever see.

One day you recommend him a bad book on purpose, just to see what he’ll do. It’s quite easy to blind side him because Satan hardly ever checks on what’s new in the human literature world.

When you get to notification that he’s read it, you immediately press it, excited to see what he’s said, only to find the review relatively… tame?

Your brows furrow as you read the half-assed text, complimenting the plot twist at the end. “Didn’t see it coming.” It reads and you shake your head. That plot twist had been some of the absolute worst you’ve ever read. You’d been excited to see Satan tear it apart and call on the lazy ending.

You recommend him another book that you’re sure he’ll hate. Once again, the review is fine. Even the small following Satan has gained on the app seems confused.

This book is fucking horrible, why did he give it three stars?

Yeah, I followed him for his brutally honest reviews, but this is just weird.

You recommend him a bad book for the third time, just for good measure. “There’s no way he’ll be able to pretend to like this one,” you think as you innocently bat your eyes lashes at him and give him the book. Satan hesitates for a bit, looking down at the book. Then he sends you a tight-lipped smile. “Yeah, I’ll give it a go.”

You’re lying in bed when Satan barges into your room. “Satan, what are you-“ he plops the book down in front of you on the bed and crosses his arms. “Are you doing this on purpose?” A smile tugs at your lips before you think better of it and quickly fake a confused expression.

“What? I would never!” you say and he rolls his eyes and begin pacing your room. His fists are rolled into tight balls, knuckles turning white. He’s kind of hot like this you realize.

“Did you not like the book?” you ask and he stops pacing to just stare at you for a few seconds. “Are you serious? It made me want to rip my fucking eyes out!” he shouts and you giggle.

Satan feels like he’s going insane. Are you toying with him or something?

“What’s going on?” he asks and you shrug, sending him a mischievous smile. “I didn’t mean to tease you…” you say. “I just liked your reviews on bad books, so I thought I’d recommend you a bad book on purpose,” you begin to explain. Satan's mouth slightly opens and his brows raise at you.

“But then your reviews were so nice all of a sudden so I just kept recommending-“ You’re interrupted by Satan's manic laughter. He’s glaring at the ceiling, looking kind of insane in all honesty and you begin to wonder if you’ve maybe pushed him a bit too far this time.

You wrap your arms around your knees as your bed creaks with Satan's weight as he sits down next to you. “Are you even aware of how much I had to hold back-“ Satan grumbles, while he draws closer to you. His brows are pinched and his eyes are flashing green.

“Wait what?” you interrupt. “You held back because you didn’t want to upset me?”

“No!” Satan huffs and scratches his head. “I mean I thought you liked those books,” he says and pinches the bridge of his nose, eyes shut, while letting out a long breath.

“Oh, you big softie!” You chuckle as realisation dawns upon you.

“I am not a softie!” Satan's eyes snap open again. “You so are!” You squeal when Satan is on you, so you’re pressed against the bed, trapped between Satan's hands on either side of your head. Much to your surprise he begins tickling you. “Satan, no!” you yelp and try to get away from him, with no prevail.

“Take your punishment, human!” The demon howls. You’re gasping for air, lightly slapping his chest, in a fit of laughter. The side of Satan’s mouth quirks up. “This is the next best thing to eating you!”

a/n: thank for reading! <3 you can find my other stuff here

#obey me satan

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How to break a dom

(MDNI, nsft. Too spicy for young eyes)

(Lucifer, Satan, Diavolo, Artem, Marius, Gojo, Nanami, Zhongli, Kaeya)

a lot of strong, "dominant" men have a concrete idea of what they like in bed. It aligns with their firm values and high standards of themselves. Societal norms often dictate people's assumptions about these men, and so everyone around them begins to expect that same behavior and act accordingly. They end up internalizing those judgements based on how people respond. For example "He's protective, he's stubborn, he's powerful, he's got to be a Dom". And so..those assumptions guide their experiences, because sex isn't a solo act. All of their sexual experience backs up the "Dom" narrative when their partner is expecting that of them, and presumes a submissive role. expecting to be bossed around, guided, moved into whatever position he wishes, and actively longing for it. If his partners all fulfill the notion of his "ideal" dominant self as desirable...it starts to become the fantasy. It becomes a straightforward dopamine rush. We chase after the praises that we've tasted once before.

But if you want to drive him truly crazy..break that algorithm. Nothing makes a genuinely strong man with good self esteem weaker at the knees than an equally strong partner who ignores all of those assumptions.

A partner who's not afraid to talk back, to take control, to be just as confident in theirself. Brazen and bold and unafraid of consequences.

It's almost as if some barrier is broken, a wall crashes down, when they realize they don't have to put up a front. They realize there is more to pleasure than a repetitive act...the tables do turn. it's a whole new world.

Back him up to a wall when he's not expecting it, one knee glides up between his things to rest against his bulge. Let the warmth of your body drive him crazy as you kiss him slowly and passionately. Lead him by the tie and sit his fine ass down on the nearest flat surface. Climb onto that lap and straddle those thighs.

Get on top. Drag your tongue from his collarbone to his jawline, with one hand holding the back of his head- fingertips at the nape of his neck and thumb grazing the curve of his jaw, guiding it upwards. The other hand placed firmly on whatever surface is behind him. Grind against him slowly, mercilessly, while nibbling at his ear, nuzzling into his hair, leaving kisses on his neck like a sweet, tender peach. Surround him in your scent...and then make him wait. Let him tremble. Let him grasp at your clothes in a silent plea for more. Let him buck his hips in anticipation.

It would be a whole new world.

#obey me lucifer #obey me satan #artem wing #tot artem #gojo satoru #gojo smut #lucifer smut #nanami kento #jjk x reader #diavolo x reader #lucifer x reader #artem x reader #zhongli #genshin zhongli

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this very specific genre of men 💐>>>

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the cool kids

#stardew valley #stardew art #sdv fanart

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Solomon is giving us aqua core realness 🐟🌊

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(Art belongs to Solmare & has been edited by me)

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Lucifer is just a little bit tipsy. Had himself a few bottles of Demonus.

#obey me lucifer #obey me art

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He's so bbgirl

I didn't even play the game anymore, but his design it was so WOH😳 that I had to draw it

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When you combine two passions...

AKIRA X STARDEW VALLEY

Wallpaper free [2 image]

#セバスチャン #stardew valley #sdv fanart #sebby #sebastian #stardew #mkun art

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My roommate is a bit weird (Just don't ask where the food came from)

Characters are from CTC

#countdown to countdown #ctccomic

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mammon in the whb style 😈

#obey me mammon #mammon nightbringer #obey me art #nightbringer #obey me fanart

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I GOT HIM OMFG my beautiful immortal husband ahh look how he sparkles. Extravagant. Ravishing. Delectable. 💞🎂🎈🍰

#I've been grinding the shit out of this event so I only spent 5 bucks to do the discount 10 wishes and ahhhh #obey me solomon #obey me nightbringer #solomon

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If I Had the Obey Me cast In My Phone Contacts

Lucifer: boss man 🧦

Mammon: First 💞

Leviathan: The Real Ruri Chan™

Asmodeus: Queen Asmo 💅

Satan: Detective Neko 🐾

Beelzebub: Bubbie 🍜

Belphegor: unknown number

Diavolo: Prince Dia

Barbatos: Ratatouille

Simeon: arkangel smeon

Luke: my chihuahua son

Solomon: The Wiz

Thirteen: 13 ☠️⚰️

Mephistopheles: Kiss-ass 🍑💋

#obey me solomon #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me simeon #obey me headcanons #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #this is silly

[usagi-lilac]

Beelzebub isn't dumb

Whenever I see an assumption that Beel is less intelligent than his brothers, I get frustrated.

If you read into his dialogue and look into his devilgram, you find out that he was once a royal guard in the celestial realm. He was trained to protect the lives of others so thoroughly that he's able to function blindfolded due to the training drills he once did. He doesn't lift weights to look big, or for his own appearance, but so that he's able to be confident in his ability to protect the ones he loves against any possible danger.

He is by far the most emotionally intelligent. This man was born with the ability to literally feel the emotions of his twin. Intimately experiencing the emotions of another person is something that is ingrained within him. It's not so much of a stretch for him to apply that same empathy to other demons and people.

Did you notice that he never once mentions how MC is human and not a demon, he never makes any sort of remark that could make you feel outcast or different? Did you notice that he's the first to genuinely talk to MC about Lilith, Belphegor and the pain of loss?

Yes, his dialogue is often simple and centered around food. But the sin he was assigned is by far the most painful. Imagine how you'd act when you haven't eaten for an entire day. For a week. The hunger consumes. It turns to anger and irritability. Survival instinct kicks in. A gnawing, nagging ache inside your core that barely leaves behind any mental energy.

This perpetual void is also why Beelzebub takes everything at face value, and won't catch on to social nuance. Deciphering social cues and passive aggressive interactions takes energy that this demon simply does not have.

So no, Beel isn't stupid. He's candid and honest, and whatever he's thinking pops right out of his mouth. He's an absolute meatball who chews holes in furniture and doesn't catch on to things the fastest, but he's doing his best to deal with the literal hell he's been handed.

#obey me beelzebub #obey me shall we date #beel #beel is life #beelzebub headcannon #obey me fanfiction #beelzebub #this big softie has my entire heart

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I started playing stardew valley and my farmer is a menace

#stardew valley

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diavolo using his royal authority to (through his big smile and giggles) order you to give him another kiss on the nose

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Lucifer Headcanons

(nsft. Minors please DNI. )

Above all else, if Lucifer catches feelings for you it is *written in stone* that he is responsible for your safety, happiness and success. He is headstrong and thrives on concrete rules. One of which he has set for himself is: "if I love someone, I will do everything in my power to ensure their happiness at any cost."

• There are times when you get angry at him, when he comes across as controlling. "No MC, I will not allow you to go out monster hunting in the forest behind the Demon Lord's Castle. I do not care if Diavolo invited you. I don't care if he said he will protect you. You are not going". You're seething, thinking "Who is he to tell me what to do?? I'm an independent person and I can take risks if I want." He sees your longevity and posterity as his personal responsibility, and his pride will not allow you to fail.

• That in mind, he is still a demon. He is still the avatar of Pride, and this results in overcompensation fueled by insecurity. If he feels even the slightest bit incapable or uncertain in any instance, this is when he really digs in his heels.

This aspect rears it's head in unexpected circumstances, particularly the bedroom. He is determined to break any of your pre-concieved notions and prove you wrong. Everything is an unspoken competition.

• If you tell him "I have a hard time climaxing with a partner". Like hell you do. Good luck having your wrists tied to the headboard on a Tuesday afternoon, absolutely quivering from overstimulation. He takes it as a personal challenge to figure out what makes you tick, what makes you fall apart. You may not have ever been pleased properly in your lifetime, but he has lived an expanse of time that you cannot even fathom. It is his personal pride and glory to figure out what makes you tick, and any amount of time it takes to get you there is inconsequential. He. Will. Become. Your. Biggest. Weakness.

• At the surface level, his ego dictates that he must be the most powerful. He derives a sadistic pleasure from knowing that he could have total control over you if he desired to do so. He's got you bent over on your knees, rigged up with ropes so that you're hanging from your wrists in defeat as he approaches from behind. You feel like a fool for ever saying you couldn't reach your peak. How many times has it been in a row? Your legs are quivering, you feel a cold sweat forming on your brow. With one gloved hand gliding down the small of your back and resting on the curve of your hip, his burning lips graze along your jaw and he whispers "Little lamb, you're not thinking of giving up are you? I know you can take so much more. " You hear a clanking of his metal belt and a rustle of fabric against the floor. This is only the beginning.

#obey me lucifer #obey me fic #obey fanfic #luci #obey me nightbringer #daddy lucifer #nsft fanfiction #lucifer #lucifer x reader

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deceased.

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