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incorrectpizza · 2 years
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I love the play scene on New Asgard so much. Matt Damon and Luke Hemsworth returning is so funny to me on so many levels.
In-universe, it implies that these two random theatre actors were two of the very few survivors of Ragnarok, that they moved to Earth and then KEPT DOING THE SAME PLAY.
And out-of universe, it implies that Taika Waititi, having previously called them for a "quick, one-and-done silly cameo" called them back up and said "hey, want to do that again?' and they both said yes.
Which, iconic.
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maple-seed · 6 months
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Thrown Blurb #4: Fanfiction
Word Count: 618
Author's Notes: Just needed a little levity after that finale, haha. Everyone can thank @gigglingtiggerv2 for encouraging this scene into existence in response to chapter 39.
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You were trying to get a rise out of him.
Loki refused to give you the satisfaction.
"Okay, so it's called 'The Numbers Don't Lie' and as you know, in this timeline Loki is human." You waved a sheaf of paper in his direction. You had printed it after he refused to read it on your computer. "And I'm on the timeline also, but in this one I'm very wealthy and Loki is one of several accountants I employ..."
Loki's eye twitched but he didn't respond otherwise. He watched the papers in your hand as you explained the plot of your little story.
"... and of course he's desperate to get her attention but he doesn't know how to deal with his feelings so he..."
Loki steepled his fingers. His eyes were drawn again to the pages in your hand. Were they... bound? You took the time to bind them into a booklet?
"... and then that's where his stamp collection comes into play..."
Loki bit his cheek. You were making a strong play here, he had to admit. He could tell you knew, by the gleam in your eyes. He wouldn't let you win this one. He tried to focus on his upcoming rebuttal.
"Finally, the issue is resolved thanks to Loki's expertise in tax law. They overcome their misunderstandings and confess their feelings and get together at the end." You triumphantly placed the story in front of him. "Ready to read it?"
Loki waited a moment to allow you to bask in your short-lived glory, then broke into a grin. "First, I have my own creative endeavor to share with you." Confusion cross your face. "What?" Loki stood. "As you may know, Skarde now has his studio in working condition. When Thor mentioned that you were putting your little fiction to paper," he heard you curse Thor under your breath, "I commissioned this." With a wave of his hand an easel appeared with quite a large canvas on it, which was currently concealed by a green cloth. "A portrait of your Asgardian counterpart." You came to stand in front of the canvas with your arms crossed. "You paid money to get back at me?" "It was entirely worth it, darling. Skarde's craftsmanship is unmatched." With a flourish he pulled the cloth away, revealing the painting.
The figure in the portrait was undoubtedly you, but a version that was wholly pathetic. She was dressed in peasant clothes, and poor ones at that. She was scrubbing a floor in some dismal dungeon, and her person was absolutely covered in grime. Her expression was mournful, and maybe a little wistful, as she gazed into the middle distance. Truly a wretched creature.
Your expression was incredulous. "I can't believe you did this." Loki smirked, reveling in his victory. "Surely you expected a response." "Yeah, but not this! I didn't think you'd drag anyone else into it. I just wrote a story! How many people have seen..." you gestured at the canvas, "miserable servant me?" Loki thought for a moment as he admired the work. "Quite a few, I imagine. But perhaps not enough. Should we put it on display for the public, you think?"
You stood for a moment with your mouth agape, then snapped it shut and whipped out your phone, typing furiously. Loki frowned. "What- what are you doing?" "Texting Thor." You kept your eyes on your screen. "Asking him about that Asgardian theatre troupe." He scowled. "Whatever for?" "It just occurred to me," you hit send and smiled up at him sweetly, "that my story is really meant for the stage." Loki's eyes widened and he held up a finger. "Now... now just hold on a moment...."
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wheredafandomat · 11 months
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The Royal Ruse 👑
Prince! Loki x Asgardian reader
18+ | not sure of the warnings for this chap? I don’t think there are any new ones other than I wrote this half asleep at 3am so if it doesn’t make sense sorry, let me know
Chapter 6
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You grew merrier and merrier the further the night drew on. As well as accepting congratulations, you accepted plenty of mead as well as over half a dozen dances, none feeling like the one with Loki felt. Your gazes lingered on one another as you conversed with others, occasionally sharing a dance. You wondered if he was only looking at you in order to draw information about you out of your mind considering that you felt him rummaging through it, however there were times you caught one another’s eye without the feeling. Nonetheless, conversations began with Loki’s told me so much about you meaning you sold the fabrication.
By the time the ball had come to an end, you and Loki found one another’s sides again before you both headed back to his room. The journey was silent, comfortable, the two of your hands occasionally brushing against one another’s as you walked. When you finally reached, you were practically bursting at the seams to speak, knowing you no longer had to keep up a pretence.
“That was so fun.” You beamed, Loki closing the door behind you both.
“Indeed it was.” He agreed with a hint of a smile.
“And we looked so good, everyone said so.” You continued, turning to face him, only to see that his expression was vacant. “Loki?”
“Perhaps we should continue this night.” He answered, emotion returning to his face as if he was previously just lost in thought. Wordlessly, you nodded in agreement with a simper. “Care to join me for a spot of stargazing, I know the perfect place and it’s—” he began before you interrupted.
“Yes.” You gleamed.
“Right.” He grinned before opening the door again and prompting you to walk next to him.
The two of you walked through the royal gardens until you reached a clearing that had the perfect view of the stars. There was already a blanket laid out which made you think Loki had probably been here recently or that he was already planning to come here tonight with you which surprisingly made you even giddier. You both laid on it, a small space between you both as you looked up at the stars. The air was cool and still, only the distant sound of an owl hooting filling your ears. The sky was a never ending darkness only illuminated by the twinkling of stars. You both stayed like that for a while before you broke the silence.
“So, what will you do once you’re king?” You asked.
“Build a statue of myself I suppose.” Loki answered, an amused expression on his face.
“Naturally.” You laughed in agreement.
“And I want more theatre here” he continued “the midgardians have an optimistic appreciation of the arts that we here don’t share.”
“Really? I’ve never been.” You shrugged.
“Oh y/n, it’s truly wonderful there.” He spoke, glancing at you as you hummed contently. “What will you do with your riches?” He ventured.
“Perhaps visit midgard or save everything for my future children as you said.” You answered.
“Did I?”
“I believe your exact words were you’ve grown up impoverished, don’t let your children grow up the same.” You replied, mimicking his voice.
“No, they were think about your future children, they wouldn’t have to suffer like you have.” He corrected.
“So what I said then?” You laughed making Loki laugh too.
“Oh look, a shooting star.” He pointed out before you quickly turned your attention to it.
“Hurry, make a wish.” You rushed out, closing your eyes to make a wish before opening them again.
“What did you wish for?” Loki asked.
“I can’t tell you that” you insisted “or it won’t come true.”
“You don’t actually believe in all of that do you?” Loki teased.
“Why wouldn’t I?” You challenged, narrowing your gaze at him as you sat up, Loki doing the same.
“Because magic doesn’t exist in shooting stars, it exists down here, all around us” he began, picking up a leaf from the floor and covering it with his hand for a moment before unveiling a rose and handing it to you “magic exists in the palm of my hand” he continued, looking down at his palm and prompting you to do the same before fireworks began dancing in your irises.
“Wow.” You uttered.
“So tell me, y/n,” he requested, closing his palm and turning all of his attention to you “what did you wish for?”
“I wished for you to find happiness Loki, true happiness.” You answered honestly, Loki’s lips curling up into a small almost mirthless smile.
“My happiness resides on the throne, you needn't worry yourself wishing for it.” He assured dismissively.
“Well then, here’s to marrying for it.” You declared.
The two of you turned your attentions back to the diamonds glistening in the sky, your eyes eventually growing tired and closing.
“You’re snoring” Loki spoke before your eyes flew open “come on, let’s get you to bed.”
“You’ll stay?” You questioned tiredly as you stood.
“Will you wish on a shooting star if I say no?” He jested, gesturing for you to walk next to him.
The following morning, when you awoke, forgetting how you actually made it into bed, you glanced across the room at Loki who’s behind also looked good in the morning sun. Instead of turning your attentions away from his nudity, you ran your eyes across his body. His porcelain skin looked as though it was glowing, as if all the magic in Asgard resided on him, shrouding him and coating him in an ethereal shawl. You found yourself slowly running your hand against the material of his duvet, eyes focusing on his back as you imagined touching his skin. You wondered if it’d feel as soft as the duvet felt. Remembrance of the previous night flooded you as you recalled the feeling of his leg between yours. You turned your head to the side, your nose running across the pillow as you tried to inhale the scent of him, wanting the memories of last night to feel realer, more solid. Just as they began to solidify, the door knocked causing Loki to wake up as he sat up quickly. You averted your gaze just as quick, opting to just close your eyes and pretend you were asleep.
“Will you be coming to the hall to break fast or would you like food brought to you your majesty?” A chambermaid called from the other side of the door.
You gasped as you felt Loki’s hand on your shoulder as he violently shook you awake. You tried to slowly open your eyes to keep up the lie that you were asleep and waking for the first time but Loki’s naked body in front of you was making you reluctant to open them fully, suddenly shy.
“Will you be wanting breakfast here or in the dining room?” Loki asked you.
“Dining room.” You yawned, eyes half open, not wanting to shamelessly gaze at him.
“We’ll be down soon.” Loki answered the chambermaid before heading to the washroom allowing you to fully open your eyes.
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daisybell17 · 4 months
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Protecting You — Loki
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Warnings: abusive & manipulative relationship, toxic relationship, abuse, physical violence, mentions of drinking, swearing, mentions of death, this fic mentions abuse in relationships so read with caution, and of course do NOT read if topics such as these make you uncomfortable or offended
WK: 4070 - Long fic ahead!
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Asgard is known to hold some of the greatest theatre plays in all the nine realms, Midgard being their current competitor in the industry. Nonetheless, you never stopped your passion to be an actor. So when your agent contacted you about a role in an Asgardian performance, you couldn’t pass this opportunity.
Loki, Prince of Asgard, too shared this passion in the art of acting and theatre. Performing since he was just a child, his talented ability to capture audiences and his co-stars never failed, making him a world or shall I say, realm class celebrity.
Thus on the first Monday of rehearsals, you had met not only your idol but your partner in the lead role.
“H-Hi! My name is Y/N…I’m from M-Midgard and h-honestly, all this still s-seems unreal to me…b-ut! It’s an honour to meet you Mr. Laufeyson!” For as awkward as the first meeting was, Loki chuckled at your response and shook your hand.
“Well it is lovely to meet you Y/N, and please, please! Call me Loki” His eyes seemingly piercing your own. God he knew you were gorgeous on the stage, but seeing you in person and this up close? you were the most incredible being he’s ever met
Your mind was running laps as you shook his hand. Loki Laufeyson was your co-star. You were performing on Asgard. This is a dream come true!
“Ok then! Loki…I look forward to these next couple months working alongside you. I’ve heard nothing but amazing things about the Prince of Asgard and the talent he brings to the stage…And I might be coming off too strong here but I am a bit of a fangirl myself when it comes to your work”
“Really now?! Well I could only thank you for watching my work, I truly love all this and just hope to bring my best foot onstage” Loki was grinning like an idiot, keeping his composure as you two conversed
“And you hit the spot every time! Your take on some Midgardian performances left me speechless! The Asgaridan version of Hamilton was one I didn’t expect much from and yet it delivered perfectly!” Loki couldn’t hold back his laughter and smiles as you praised his work. He found himself blushing a little at your words, dazzled by the praise you were feeding him.
“You are truly too kind darling, I’m just glad to bring some of Midgaridan works here to Asgard, the theatre Midgard has is more my style as compared to what majority of Asgardians like…gods this is why this play is a big leap for us, but I have seen your works in the romance side and I am certain we can execute this perfectly”
Your eyes lit up as he said this…Loki has seen your work?! More specifically your romantic trope stories?! You were speechless
“You have?! Wow! I am…You have no idea how much that means to me! I have to admit that this sounds like an ego boost but I do consider them my best performances”
“Nothing wrong about being proud of your best works and darling you put on quite a show! Most shows here on Asgard are focused around war, politics, kingdoms and royalty so a little romance here and there surely brings out the humanity in me”
You had smiled as his response, and you two continued on with your conversation, getting to know one another and the passion you shared for theatre. As the day went on, you both went over your lines, practicing the timing, the emotion, delivery and much more. It was obvious to you both that It’s as if these roles were made for you both. A forbidden love story between god and woman, both finding their own ways in this world together, all the while they were ridiculed by the universe. You loved your role, you loved your co-stars, you loved sharing the stage alongside the talented man himself Loki Laufeyson. Life on the stage is one you wouldn’t trade for anything…
Although…while you shined on the stage, it would be idiotic to not admit that the magic you felt onstage did not translate to your real life.
“That’s a wrap for today! I will see you all on Wednesday!” Just like that the day was over and you had to part ways with everyone.
Packing up your belongings, you could hear footsteps approaching and upon turning your back you were met with Loki
“Hey Y/N! It was great working with you today and I must admit you truly have talent like no other”
You blushed at his comment and shot him a quick “Thanks” and “You too”
“You going straight home?”
“Uhm Yea? I have to get dinner started and all” You replied, packing the last of your stuff up.
“Oh…I see I see…Well I was actually wond-”
“Y/N Are you still fucking in there?!” A voice boomed through the room
Your eyes went wide and you quickly swung your bag behind your back “I-Im sorry Loki but I really have to go…”
“I-Uhm yea okay…I just really wanted to ask if-”
Suddenly you saw your boyfriend walk in, clearly angry at something. Loki’s eyes immediately shot at his direction as he watched this angry and slightly intoxicated man burst inside and you running to him an small panic
“Honey! James, I told you that I was working late today! Why are you even here?!”
“Honey? James?” Loki felt both confused and sad.
“No?! You said you’d be done by 4! That’s why i’m here…what? My girlfriend doesn’t come home to the time she said she was and you expect me to not be pissed?!”
“Honey what are you even talking about?! I never said I was off at 4! I even texted you I’d be home by 7!”
“You’re a liar!” James shouted and you quickly shushed him as to not attract any attention
Loki stared at you two. First he felt sad and quite disappointed to find out you had a boyfriend…he’s never fallen for anyone this quickly but something about sharing the stage with him and the passion you both shared brought out this lovey dovey feeling he had deep down inside. And with this being the first of many meetings, he knew he was bound to fall for you further. Second he felt rage towards your pathetic boyfriend, the cursing?! the shouting?! his intoxicated rage towards you?! and the attempt at manipulation was just below pathetic. Loki despises assholes like him, but of course he couldn’t do much about it.
“You’re calling me the liar?! Check your phone! I texted you!” You whispered shouted as you smelled the alcohol reeking from him
“God James are you seriously drunk as well?! You’ve been drinking too much lately”
He scrambled for his phone and saw the text you sent, grumbling to himself, he hissed an looked at you “Whatever I didn’t read it so its still on you! And i’m sorry? Does my drinking pose a problem with you? You’re barley home anyways, out here performing and shit. God I thought this was just some hobby or some shit”
“James?! Are you serious right now?! For the hundredth time…this is my life! my passion! Don’t you dare try to say its just some hobby!”
“Seriously Y/N?! It is! I mean look at this! Its a fake production of a fake story with real people just projecting a fantasy! its pure bullshit!”
You grumbled in frustration “You know what if you seriously have a problem with it why are you even here with me? Why did you come to Asgard huh?! Why!”
Loki knew he wasn’t supposed to be listening, but he couldn’t help himself as you were both arguing quite loudly. He wanted to destroy that pathetic man
“To protect you of course! And…ugh are you really going to make me say it?
“What?!”
“Ok i know its all bullshit but your work is the exception because its you! and UGH yes its bullshit but you blow my mind away sometimes…and you NEED me to protect you…I dont know who might steal your heart here on Asgard?”
“…mhm mhm…Ok can we just go home please?” You asked feeling both hurt but ok at best
“Yes we can go” James said and grabbed you harshly to the exit
You turned at Loki and waved a quick goodbye and mouthed “Im sorry” and walked away…Loki was beyond furious that poor excuse of a man could treat you that way. Calling theatre and acting bullshit?! Bringing your passions down?! Grabbing you in that manner? God it revolted him. You deserved better…so much better, but alas it wasn’t any of Loki’s business nor could he do anything much about it.
Loki never questioned you about that day, seeing as it was something quite personal to share, but he did ask you if you had a boyfriend and how long you two were together. He wasn’t quite happy to hear you’ve had to deal with this man for 2 years now. James would show up to pick you up after every session, either drunk, pissed, in no mood at all, or just being annoyed but he sweet talked his way to make you go home with him each time…even though, deep down inside it was like you were drowning, there were parts of you that were screaming to leave him but you just couldn’t, he was all you had. The most you could do is fantasies and take the small wins, even though you craved more, even though your soul craved better…Oh the guilt you felt when you saw Loki interacting with another co-start…you wished it was you…but- wait, why the hell am i even thinking that?! I have a boyfriend for god sakes! and Loki is just my co-star! Stop it Y/N.
The weeks went on and you and Loki continued to work together onstage. Offstage the both of you got to know one another better and because of this the more he fell for you, for someone he couldn’t be with. He was amazed by you. By your passion, your personality, your kindness…everything…and he knows better than to fall for his co-star but you were the breaker to his rule.
He couldn’t put into words just how amazing you are. Like a blast of energy that you couldn’t contain, just filled with so much drive, passion and life and he hated to admit that this became a small factor to motivate him everyday. To see you, to talk to you, gosh it was like he was a teenager again, eager to see his crush at school, but this was much different.
Although this one week, when you came in for the day, Loki had greeted you as usual, asking how things were or how you were liking Asgard and you gave a half-hearted reply, brushing him off almost entirely and you sat in the corner of the room, going over your lines on your own. Odd behaviour that Loki wasn’t used to and he was split between asking if you were ok or to leave it as is. This didn’t affect your performance onstage but it affected Loki. He didn’t like seeing you this way, and when James came in to pick you up that day, he made sure to stick with you as you both waited. That same week you came in looking worse and Loki decided to finally ask what was wrong, but you shot him down, not really wanting to talk about the horrible comments James had thrown at you last night about you, your career, your cooking or the fact he even threw the glass vase at your wall, sending glass flying and cutting your arm, though that was a scar you could hide. Loki didn’t push you on it anymore but he did request if they could finish earlier today.
“I think we should end a little early today seeing as you all have been working hard these past couple weeks. See you all on Friday!”
You were surprised to finish early today, but I guess it meant you had more time working on dinner. So you packed up and got ready to leave when Loki stopped you
“Y/N…I was wondering if maybe you’d like a cup of coffee before you go home for the day seeing as we finished earlier than usual”
“I uh..hmm” You thought about it, go home to James and cook earlier…or go with coffee with Loki…After last night you needed a break
“Ah why the hell not…coffee and….macaroons?” You asked in hopes to try of Asgardian pastries
“Coffee and macaroons it is! I know a great place near here, ran by a good family friend of mine, im sure you’ll like it”
“Can’t wait to try it” You smiled and let Loki lead the way to this mystery cafe.
Upon reaching the place, you were greeted to a busy yet lively scene. Calling this place beautiful would be underselling it.
“I’ll order us both a latte and grab one macaroon of each flavour, how’s that sound?”
“That sounds great” You smiled and reached for your wallet. “I’ll cover half, how much do I owe you?”
Loki’s faced contorted in confusion “W-What? Y/N!” He chuckled “It’s ok I got it! Treat is on me” He smiled
“What?! No no please! I can’t let you pay for all that! Please let me pay half”
“Nonsense this is on me, that’s final” Loki smiled “Its okay I promise, you deserve a treat, well I guess we do after the work these past weeks”
You sigh and accept his offer “Ok well…Thank you, you are too kind Loki…But next time we get a treat it’ll be on me ok?”
Next time. Ah so there would be a next time. Loki grinned at the thought…although reality snapped him back when he remembered your boyfriend “Hmmm, I would still treat you next time…but if you insist, next time you’ll treat us”
You nodded and Loki went and got the coffee and macaroons.
He came back with your treats and…they were the best damn macaroons you’ve had in your life
“Holy shit these are delicious! There has to be actual magic in these…amazing! amazing!”
Loki watched as you ate the sweet treats “Told you I knew a place and if you must know, they don’t have magic, just made with love”
You laughed “Ah yes…Love! Ok but seriously I need to bring a tray of these when I go back to Midgard, just one big tray of em all for me”
“You know I could do that for you? Perhaps we can share…if you are willing”
“Share?! Never! the imaginary tray of macaroons is mine only hehe” You smiled “okay maybe you can have one”
“Just one?!” Loki said in a dramatic tone “So you get a whole tray and I get one?!”
“Yes! One!” You laughed “I’’m so kind I know”
“Sure…sooooo kind! Y/N gives Loki ONE macaroon!” He teased…He wished you could both stay like this forever
As you were both enjoying each other company and the nature around you, James had spotted you as he was too on a coffee run and approached you both
“Y/N?! The hell you doing here?! I thought you were at work?!”
“Oh! H-Honey we just finished early today and L-Loki here invited me for some coffee and macaroons…I hope that’s alright by you”
“You should have told me first…or why didn’t you go home and start with dinner?”
“I uh…i’m sorry it slipped my mind and I was t-thinking…we could just…take out some dinner?”
“Y/N you’re better than this! I need to know where you are…and yea whatever we can get dinner out”
Loki sat there feeling awkward and so quickly cut the silence by introducing himself “Hi I am uh Loki…co-stars with Y/N…she’s told me about you James…uh nice to meet you”
Confused by this, James hesitantly shook his hand “Uh nice to meet you Loki…i guess…So what has Y/N said about me?”
“Uh…you both have been dating 2 years…and..yea..” Loki replied awkwardly
You watched James expression and you knew having these two meet was a horrible idea…but not much you can do now.
The two continued their VERY awkward conversation and soon James pulled you up and demanded you both went home
“Uhm…See you on Friday Loki” You say as James dragged you off
“Uh See you…” Loki was fuming…
Friday came around and one again your demeanour had shifted. You were shut off, closed, awkward and of course Loki noticed this. This wasn’t the real you, the you he had coffee and macaroons with…he was worried…he knew you deserved better, he knew he could treat you 100 times better. God he wished he could be yours…he would love you so much more than any other being. The day went so-so and Loki had waved you goodbye…all he looked forward to was the next week in which he could see you again…
So when you unexpectedly did not turn up the following week for practice, he was sad, but from his sadness quickly grew concern after seeing the nature of your boyfriend and how he treated you. He couldn’t focus the entire day, worried about what happened to you or if you were ok. Once the day was over, he quickly rushed to the nearest restaurant and bought some takeout for you to have, in case you had just come down with some sort of flu.
Approaching your temporary living space he immediately heard screaming from none other than James. Loki dropped the food at the doorstep and peaked through the window. He could only see James’s face as your back was facing the window. Loki couldn’t grasp the focus of the argument as James was mainly throwing horrible insults at you
“You bitch are you serious?! Why do you alway lie to me? After all I have done for you?! For us to get here!”
“James…its called ACTING! do i have to explain myself all the damn time?! And you better stop calling me a liar, I told you about the play, about the theme, about the scenes…and It’s fine its just acting…”
“Are you being fucking for real?! Are you serious now Y/N?! You expect me to believe that you’re telling the truth right now?! That these so called scenes weren’t just written in after you said yes to this?! God why couldn’t they just cast a single woman? Not someone with a boyfriend?!”
“BECAUSE JAMES IT WAS OFFERED TO ME! Because I have talent! I have passion! I am a performer, have been all my life! Sorry they casted me! Sorry they casted a woman in a relationship but its not like I can do anything about it?! Nothing is ever enough in your eyes and I don’t even know why I care for your opinion!”
“YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO CARE I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND AND I AM NOT LETTING YOU GO WITH THIS PROJECT ANY FURTHER”
“WHAT NO?! you cant control my life like that asshole?!”
“THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME??? Y/N I DONT CONTROL YOUR LIFE BUT IM SURE AS HELL GONNA STOP YOU FROM ALL THE STUPIDITY YOUR DOING” James approached you, backing you up against the wall
“James! JAMES! STOP IT” He raised his hand over you
Loki’s eyes shot wide, accidentally knocking on the window and immediately James’s attention went to the window “HEY WHO THE HELL IS THERE?!” Loki scrammed immediately, leaving you and James to your own business.
After that incident he knew he has to something about it, he wasn’t going to watch as you get hurt by that horrible man.
You came in for the next practice session…with James which threw off everyone but instead of greeting your cast mates or even Loki, you darted straight to the hair and makeup station. Loki saw you zoom by and immediately tried to catch up with you, which only increased your walking speed, practically jogging at this point. James locked the door to the station and you ignored Loki completely. Passing conversations can be heard from you both…although Loki no longer cared, he was worried for you, he couldn’t stand the thought of what your bastard of a boyfriend could have done to you and so he forced himself in.
“Loki?! What the hell you broke the lock!” You say in shock with James sharing the same reaction as you
“I know but I can’t stand this anymore!” He marched towards you and went to grab your shoulders in an attempt for a hug, causing you to flinch and move back. Thrown off, Loki looked at you confused and “Y/N your face…” Loki got a real good look at the bruise on your arm, cheek, and neck…
Loki looked at you, then at James, and clicked.
“YOU BASTARD!” Loki launched at James
“HEY! HEY! HEY!” James shouted, blocking Loki’s hands and body
“What the hell did you do asshole? You did that? YOU hurt her?!” Loki managed to push past James’s block and locked his godly hands and arms onto his shoulder, gripping on so tight it caused your boyfriend to flinch and squirm in pain
“Hey man let me-”
”NO!” Using his magic, Loki blasted James against the wall, causing his body to shake as he fell to the ground “The hell is wrong with you?!” he screamed
“ME?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” Loki approached him and placed his foot on his chest, letting his entire body weight shift to his foot.
“Ow! Jeez!”
“You know I don’t care who you are, I don’t care that you’re dating Y/N, you pathetic little man I will ruin your life for touching her, I will end your stupid, worthless, pathetic little existence for what you did to her! You understand me?! There is a special place in Hel for assholes like you! Bastards that think hitting, cursing and treating their partners like shit is even ok!”
“Loki stop it!” You shouted
He ignored you and grabbed James’s face “You ever come back here, you ever even think about seeing her again, or so help me god even think about laying another finger on her, I will snap your body like a twig and make sure you suffer a long…painful…demise” he growled
You saw all this happening and while you were terrified, part of you felt relief…it was over…it was finally over….right?
James struggled against Loki’s grasp, Loki looked like he was actually going to end him
“Loki look at me!” you shouted
He immediately did and saw your eyes, he saw that as much as James was an asshole…you didn’t want Loki to actually kill him
Loki looked back at James and let him go “This is your only chance to go…SCRAM”
And just like that James ran out, leaving your life for good
You and Loki stood there in awkward silence
“Loki?” You whispered
He immediately looked at you “Y/N!” He ran towards you, about to bring you to an embrace but remembering you were probably not comfortable at the moment “Are you ok…?”
“Not…really…but better” You admitted “Thank you…” You smiled at him.
“Of course…I-I couldn’t go on just working with you knowing or not knowing what was happening…I’m just glad you don’t have to deal with that asshole anymore…right?”
“Yea…its over…after yesterday…I knew we were through, I just didn’t know how to end it…so thank you…so so so much…You’ve done more for me than most people have about all this…” You hugged him as tears fell from your eyes
He hugged you back carefully as to not startle you “I love you to much to see you like this” Loki blurted. Uh shit?! Not the time?!
“You love me?” You pulled away and asked
Loki went red at your question “I-I Uh…yea? I do…I do love you…look I know were just co-stars and hell you just went through such a shitty thing and this is the worst way to say it but yes I love you…a lot” he fumbled at his words
You smiled at him “Despite everything…and I wont lie… but I love you too”
You both embraced each other as you felt the safety of his love and his arms
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(a/n): this took awhile for me to get out bc tbh i dont really know how to write a story like this...very well...but either way i got through it! hope you enjoyed and james is an asshole
TAGS: @jennaortegaswifeyy
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ROUND 1D, MATCH 3 OUT OF 8!
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Causes of Death & Propaganda Under the Cut:
Frigga
Cause of Death: Stabbed
Propaganda:
I always loved her and how she's the only character who shows compassion toward Loki and the only one who gets how fucked up Odin is. Also how powerful she's supposed to be, despite how little of that we see due to her death, as she is the one who taught magic to Loki and, well, she's an Asgardian. Recently my friend lent me the bluray and i watched the director's commentary and all and they just went "yeah we killed her because it was the only way to get our two main guys where we wanted them" and i already felt her death sucked for many reasons but this filled me with such RAGE
Magda Gurzsky
Cause of Death: Killed by soldiers
Propaganda:
For gods sake Magneto already has enough Man Pain (tm) there was no need to give him a wife and daughter just to kill them
May Parker
Cause of Death: Murdered by Green Goblin with his glider
Propaganda:
her death was SUCH a cop out. I saw it coming in the theatre but I was like "no. they wouldn't. it's too obvious." AND THEN THEY DID.
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To follow up with a more positive post from my ‘top 5 dumbest criticisms debunked’ here’s a list of adorable and well-thought-out details from Thor: Love and Thunder, which, while not that difficult to spot, I appreciated even more the second time round.
- The costume department made Tessa Thompson at least four different perfectly tailored suits for approximately eight seconds of footage. Was it a waste of fabric? Absolutely not.
- Jane isn’t just a sci-fi nerd for reeling off films that explain wormholes well, her Halloween costume in the montage is Ash from Alien, post chest-burster scene.
- Thor has Nick Fury’s contact saved to his phone as ‘Nick Furry’ which will never not be funny to me.
- Was giving Dwayne a mustache when Kronans have absolutely no capacity to grow facial-hair an absolutely ridiculous decision that some poor vfx artist should have been sacked over? Absolutely. But it was also a really nice callback to Taika’s childhood Freddie Mercury obsession, so jot that down.
- That poor guy who got hit in the face when a certain cape was flung for dramatic emphasis has my sympathies.
- The little broken heart next to Thor’s ‘RIP Loki’ tattoo was hilarious and tragic at the same time.
- It was definitely ‘bring your daughter to work day’ on set, I’ve already seen plenty of people remarking on the adorableness of Chris Hemsworth’s kidlet, but both of Taika’s daughters were among the stolen Asgardian kids and were apparently really mean to Christian Bale.
- Despite having all the trappings of a family-friendly film you get multiple ‘oh shit’ lines, though it feels entirely appropriate to the tone of the scenes, there are also at least two references to a mass orgy held on a regular basis in Omnipotent City.
- All of the snacks in the vending machine Thor breaks are region-appropriate, which pleased me as someone who grew up only getting to eat that stuff in Finland or on family trips to IKEA and ngl, if I was having to pay like 2-3 euros for a pack of Marabou or some salmiakki, and I had super-strength, I’d probably just smash the thing too.   
- Glad to see independent theatre is still thriving in New Asgard, but the irony of Valkyrie being very done with the two actors while wearing a Phantom of the Opera t-shirt was not lost on me. Her being a closet theatre-kid seems pretty on-brand. 
- Sif still being a badass sword-fighter with only one arm (why is that such a common injury in the MCU?)
- Idk why, but the scene on the boat where the straight half of the crew are outside doing straight things while Korg and Valkyrie are propping up the bar, drinking and discussing being gay felt... weirdly relatable. If that isn’t how you and your friends end up at the tail-end of a house-party don’t @ me.
- It seemed a really odd choice at first to have a film with three semi-sentient weapons that have their own personalities and a fourth that’s just kind of there, but in hindsight it’s also hilarious. Stormbreaker’s got beef with Thor and Mjolnir and the Necrosword parallel each other beautifully (both are slowly killing the person that wields them, but the motives are polar opposites) so I kept waiting for the thunderbolt to have some whole hidden agenda of its own, but no, it was the only cool-looking god-level weapon that was... just a weapon.
I’ll probably think of more to add, because I love this film so damn much, but feel free to chip in if there’s any obvious ones I’ve forgotten.
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Guess what its the five year anniversary of (marvel related) lol
Oooh IW! You're right! Okay, let me fangirl about this one because I had a lot of fun with it. I want to keep it positive so any issues I have with it (which are a few) I will ignore them here.
First of all... Stephen!! I love him in the movie, he's glorious in every scene he's in and carries the whole damn thing. And the blue butterflies!
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I mean, look at that! Who sees a freaking black hole approaching and thinks "I'm about to be swallowed by a black hole, how unfortunate. Oh right, I'll use a spell to turn this into... hey blue butterflies are pretty, right? Yeah, I'm going with that". He's such an artist. And he saved the universe, I don't care what others say.
Second of all, OMG Nomad Steve. What can I say about him, he's perfect, he's awesome, I love him and he's the greatest thing in existence.
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Look, to say I had a huge smile on my face when he said that is an understatement. The way he says it, he's so cocky and so freaking awesome. That's my Steve alright. I want a movie with him, even if it's just him calling Ross and others on their shit. I'd watch the hell out of that.
And Thor! My poor thing making everyone cry when he says he has nothing to lose then being a fucking badass in battle because a fucking Asgardian and they rock, baby!
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Man, the way everyone cheered in this scene... they did that several times but especially in this one and when Steve came out of the darkness in the station. I think we love Cap in this country lol
And Quill! He did shoot Gamora, how amazing is that? People blamed him for the snap (weak people, it wasn't his fault, leave the guy alone) but the fact that he did shoot showed just how brave and good of a guy he is (you can tell I've grown to like him, right lol)
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Oh and of course this scene:
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I love him.
And this one too:
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Nat, Okoye and Wanda? Fuck yeah, baby.
And Steve and Thor being cute because they can't help it:
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Okoye asking the real questions here...
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And I'm not sure why but I always loved this moment when Wanda says "hands off". Dunno, it sounds possessive in a way and I kinda like it. Don't touch Vis!
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And there are other moments but these are the ones I remember now. I had a lot of fun with this one in the theatre. It's not perfect, but... it has its moments.
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am I the only one who hates the fact that marvel's norse stuff is inserted in a larger universe of super heroes? i love the asgardian corner of marvel but i hate super hero as a genre and i hate being reminded that my favorite asgardian marvelites exist in the same universe as, like, the hulk or something
I think that's a very understandable grievance. Despite Loki's unexpected popularity, the MCU's Norse stuff tends to be mishandled and seen as "lesser" than other parts of the MCU. It's seen as "over-the-top fantasy melodrama" in a universe that refuses to take itself seriously and have an ounce of sincerity because "that's what the cool kids do". It was cool to dunk on Thor movies back in the 2010s.
It often feels like they only bring Loki up just to get people to watch or sit their asses at a movie theatre in hopes he might show up. And I will never forgive that they didn't let the Loki series be its own thing and actually about Lokis. It was used to set up other movies, and fucking product placement.
The mishandling has brought many batches of fans with differing interests and genre expectations as well. But it's a shame that they're usually mishandled because even those different directions could be interesting (e.g. high fantasy, space adventures, pre-determinisn dystopia).
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Loki Series fanfic masterlist
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Gen fics
A romantic surprise
Lokius. Light angst
Loki wants to surprise Mobius with a lovely candlelight dinner. Mobius is sure it’s a trick, but it’s not. It’s love.
Baby’s First Yuletide
Lokius, Loki and family. Family feels
Loki, Mobius and baby Frida spend their first Yuletide with Loki’s family. Gifts, traditions and fluff ensue.
Brothers reunited
Loki and Thor. Family feels
Loki visits Thor, uttering the phrase “the sun will shine on us again”. The only problem for Thor? It’s night time.
Caged
Lokius. Emotional hurt and comfort
Loki is angry at being caged in that same Asgardian cell one again, but this time he is with Mobius and the agent knows exactly how to handle his lover’s explosive temper.
Dear Lover
Lokius. 172 words. Love poetry.
Imperfectly Perfect
Lokius. Light angst, panic
Loki just wants everything to be perfect for Mobius’ birthday, but when he accidentally sets his hair on fire, he freaks out. Luckily, he has people on hand to help him calm down, sort out his hair and get things ready before Mobius comes home.
Much Ado About Lokius
Lokius. 1971 words. Theatre, Shakespeare, Loki in a dress, feelings realisation, first kiss.
Loki and Mobius go on a mission to hunt down a variant hiding in the middle of a Shakespeare play audition. To blend in, Loki transformed his and Mobius' outfits to match the actors. The result: Mobius realising some feelings and giving into temptation.
Teen fics
Afterwards
Lokius Angst, Self-Worth Issues, Self-Hatred, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Nonbinary Loki.
Loki’s spirals after getting together with Mobius, their mind screaming hateful things at them. They run, because they always do, but Mobius finds them.
A Kiss Like No Other
Lokius. Kissing
Loki and Mobius meet after the events of episode 6, and they kiss. It’s raining. That’s it. That’s the fic.
All I See Is You
Lokius. Sexual tension and pining
Mobius watches Loki dancing at the TVA’s first Christmas party, happy to stay in the sidelines until Ravonna firmly pushes him onto the dancefloor.
Beneath the Stars
Lokius. Angst, peril
Loki searches through the timelines looking for his Mobius. It may take visiting a million timelines, but he’s determined he will find him, and when he does, they’ll spend a romantic night under the stars.
Best Laid Plans
Lokius. Light angst
Mobius wants to surprise Loki with a kiss under the mistletoe. Too bad he forgot about that one Norse myth.
Drawn to the light
Lokius and baby. Post-partum depression, comfort
After the baby is born, Loki struggles with motherhood but Mobius is there every step of the way to help, even stringing up soothing fairy lights around Frida’s room.
From Past Experiences
Lokius. Angst, fear
Loki is pregnant when he arrives in the TVA and he intends to keep that a secret until he escapes. He doesn't trust easily but a certain Mobius M. Mobius seems intent in being someone who can keep him safe.
Green Brings Out Your Eyes
Lokius. Sexual tension, pining
Loki and Mobius get dressed for a Christmas party. Mobius can’t believe how gorgeous Loki looks when he steps out of his room, and Loki makes sure to flirt and tease the agent, who can’t stop blushing.
Keeping Hope Alive
Mobius & Ravonna. 3,539 words. Missions gone wrong, guns, violence.
Mobius was stuck on a timeline with no escape when he stumbled into Ravonna. They have to put aside their past conflict and team up to fight against Kang’s forces, but will they manage to escape?
Kneel
Lokius. Religious themes, implied sexual acts
Manipulation tactics
Mobius kneels before a statue of Loki in prayer, wishing that Loki was really there with him.
Let Time Pass
Lokius. Post S2. Angst, reunions.
Mobius tries to settle down, to live his life, but years pass and he still misses Loki dearly. So, Loki appears and they are reunited once more. They kiss, and Mobius goes with Loki to the end of time.
Lokius. Implied sex for favours, kissing
Drabble. Loki takes matters into his own hands to get the upper hand, but his plans don’t go the way he thought they would.
One On The Way
Lokius. 3807 words. Mpreg, medical examinations.
Loki discovers he's pregnant, but doesn't know how he's going to tell Mobius.
One’s a wish, two’s a kiss
Lokius. Kissing
Loki doesn’t want to let Mobius go without showing him how much he means to him. While hugging Mobius, he plucks up the courage to kiss him for the first time.
Preparing for a new arrival
Lokius and baby. Mpreg
While knitting a sleepsuit for his expectant child, Loki looks back at how he tried and failed to hide his pregnancy from Mobius.
That ass
Lokius. Sexual attraction, light angst, mild hurt/comfort, implied/referenced sex
Five (5) times Loki checked out Mobius’ ass and got caught and one (1) time Mobius did something about it.
The Valentine’s Dance
Lokius. Light angst, kissing
Loki is in love with his best friend, Mobius, who he is pretty sure doesn’t return his feelings. Unknown to Loki, Mobius has plans to show his true feelings at the Valentine’s dance.
The Words That Scar The Heart
Lokius, Loki and Thor. Emotional hurt, comfort
Loki meets a Thor variant and his words leave him rattled to the core. It takes him a while to open up about how he feels but when he does, Mobius is there to comfort him.
Watch It Burn
Lokius. 3,449 words. Angst, feels, first kiss, getting together, implied/referenced suicide.
Mobius said goodbye to Loki to go on his own journey to burn the TVA to the ground. As with all things set on fire, he doesn’t expect to ever see Loki again, but when the timelines branch past the red line, some familiar footsteps approach from behind.
A retelling of canon with a little divergence told from Mobius’ point of view, from the end of episode 5 and all through episode 6.
While The World Falls Apart
Lokius. 1,340 words. First kiss, missions gone wrong, major character injury.
As Kang’s forces surround them with no hope of escape, Loki decides to kiss Mobius for the first time.
Mature fics
All In A Day's Work
Lokius. 904 words. Inappropriate workplace behaviour, cockwarming.
HR manager Mobius is fed up of Loki being sent to see him every day for his inappropriate comments to co-workers, so he comes up with a solution that suits them both.
A Prayer
Lokius. Sex, sacrilegious themes
Priest Mobius’ groans of pleasure are a prayer to the God of Mischief.
Are You Jealous? (6/?)
Lokius. Pining, angst, depression, hurt
Loki decides to make Mobius jealous as a way to get his attention. It doesn’t go well.
Eating Out Of His Hand
Lokius. Hand feeding, no sex
Loki and Mobius spend an evening enjoying a kink they both discovered they liked.
His Love Stings
Lokius. Emotional hurt, hopeful ending
Loki and Mobius are sleeping together, but they aren’t in a relationship. They barely talk about what’s between them, until they are forced together on a mission gone wrong.
Still Not Sorry
Lokius. Public sexual verbal teasing
Loki teases Mobius by apologising to him while at work. A short scene that takes place after the events of Sorry, Not Sorry.
Playing With Fire (Safely)
Lokius Wax play, no sex
Mobius and Loki explore wax play together, using red, white and green soy candles.
The Tears of a Trickster
Lokius. Dacryphilia, peril, first kiss.
Mobius gets turned on by Loki crying despite the sacred timeline unravelling around them. Alternative ending to Loki episode 6.
You're beautiful
Lokius. 46 words. Love poetry, spanking.
Loki looks too damn good on his knees for Mobius.
Explicit fics
Closeness
Lokius. Sex
Loki and Mobius get stuck in a small closet while on a mission. Things get heated.
Don't ever stop
Lokius. Desk sex
Going down in the elevator
Loki fantasised about bending Mobius over the desk from the very first time the agent had sat him down here to watch TVA propaganda.
Dream Of Me
Lokius. Post S2. Dream sex, magical impregnation.
Mobius falls asleep in his motel bed and disappears into his dreams to find Loki. When he gets there, they share a night of pleasure, and Mobius leaves something of himself behind.
Lokius. Elevator sex, oral sex, hand jobs
Loki and Mobius have some fun in the elevator. It’s exactly what you think it is.
Putting Up The Decorations
Lokius. Inappropriate use of decorations, bondage, anal sex, daddy kink
Mobius wants to decorate for Christmas. Loki didn’t expect that it would be him decorated with fairy lights and baubles.
Riding Herd On (2/3)
Lokius. Slight dub con, foursome, bikinis, bondage, light D/s
Loki has been good. Very good. So good that Mobius agrees to give him a treat. He’s just surprised that Loki chose this specific party. Sure, he knew about this event and, yes, Loki had talked about Mobius wearing this very outfit while they fucked, but it was still a lot to be faced with those black and white outfits.
Sorry, Not Sorry
Lokius. Apology kink, sex
When Loki apologised during sex, Mobius learns he has an apology kink. Loki uses this to his advantage.
Spank You Very Much
Lokius. Bratty behaviour, spanking, light D/s
Loki loves playing pranks, not just because he’s the God of Mischief, but because Mobius will bend him over his knee and spank him. Mobius loves Loki playing pranks, not just because he gets to spank him, but because the trickster will tell him he’s sorry over and over again.
When blue meets green
Lokius. Oral sex, anal sex
When a strange looking Mobius variant enters his election trailer, President Loki has no idea why the time agent is here in the Void and why he wants to talk to him. It turns out talking is not what he’s here for.
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so being me, I've been working on a Sylvie story for over a year. And I need to figure out a couple of bits, namely where she got her machete, who taught her to fight, and how much of her magic has changed in the 8 months since she met Loki. For example, she transformed her clothing outside the McDonald's, which was something she could not do in the void. while her file notes that she had used telekinesis before we didn't actually see it on screen very much until the very end of series 1 and in the s2 finale. But we still haven't seen anything along the lines of illusion casting or duplication casting. I've been fixated on glamours more than transmutation of matter based on Loki sharing the childhood memory of how Frigga would change flowers into frogs (and we did see Frigga do duplication casting by projecting Jane to fool Kurse). But my assumption has been that Sylvie had very little training when she was taken by the TBA and whatever skills she had with illusions and glamours atrophied as she began exploring enchantments.
anyway I have decided because I am a weirdo that somehow Loki missed the part where Sylvie's bracelet is actually He Who Remains' souped up tempad, which is how she was able to monitor the timeline for Kang variants. But also it allowed her to survive the temporal drop spindle overloading in episode 4, and for her to find Mobius after he read his own file and went to Don's house. I mean it's not as if he could just text her and say hey meet up outside this address in Cleveland, ya know?
but also I kind of love the idea that at one point she ended up on Sakaar because it is where lost things go and met Scrapper 142, and that's who trained her to fight and Sylvie is like the only Asgardian alive who knows her name is actually Rūna and possibly they dated on and off for a couple hundred years. And it's very confusing for all three of them when Sylvie and post-finale timeslipping God of Stories Loki go to Tønsberg to check out New Asgard because Valkyrie recognizes Loki but Loki doesn't recognize Valkyrie, because he never met her and he also is not aware of the giant statue or the part where he impersonated Odin for like 5 years. And at some point the New Asguardian Community Theatre group is going to start asking a zillion questions and travelling through time and space may actually be their only means of escape...
That machete has to have a story, tho. And I need to figure out what it is.
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welcome to earth 394, KLARA ARNESDÒTTIR
« emeraude toubia, 1060 years old; 29ish in human years, she/her, OC inspired by Thor movies / Loki series » ∙∙ loading case file for KLARA ARNESDÒTTIR . current location: NEW YORK, NEW YORK. current occupation: NANNY. she has known to be CARING and BLUNT, so proceed with caution. their current alliance: CIVILIAN.  (caro)
SHORT BIO: Klara comes from a long line of Asgardian royal advisors, politicians, diplomats and scholars. So needless to say she lived a very privileged life, spending most of the days in the castle, library or the theatre. She was never the warrior type - no. History, astronomy and arts were the ones that spoke to her soul so that was what she focused on. Klara was always interested in the worlds beyond Asgard, having heard stories from other various or travellers. It took a lot of convincing but eventually her father — the current advisor for Odin — relented and allowed her to travel to Earth to experience what was it like there. Klara came to New York about 3 years ago and with not having to worry about mundane things such as money or job, she could focus fully on what she wanted to do the most - explore museums, libraries, learn about human technology, life on Earth etc. She picked up a few odd jobs here and there, working as a florist, barista, intern at a museum but she didn’t need to stay there longer than she wanted to. Currently she is employed by Tony Stark as a nanny to his three-year-old daughter, Morgan.
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Saddened to learn of the death of Actor Ray Stevenson (1964-2023)
Ray Stevenson, the Irish actor who played the villainous British governor in “RRR,” an Asgardian warrior in the “Thor” films, and a member of the 13th Legion in HBO’s “Rome,” has died.
He was 58.
No cause of death was stated.
Stevenson was born in Lisburn in 1964. After attending the Bristol Old Vic Theatre School and years of working in British television, he made his film debut in Paul Greengrass’s 1998 film “The Theory of Flight.” In 2004, he appeared in Antoine Fuqua’s “King Arthur” as a knight of the round table and several years later played the lead in the pre-Disney Marvel adaptation “Punisher: War Zone.”
Other prominent film roles included the “Divergent” trilogy, “G.I. Joe: Retaliation” and “The Transporter: Refueled.”
On the small screen, he was the roguish Titus Pullo in “Rome,” The popular series ran from 2005 to 2007.
He was Blackbeard in the Starz series “Black Sails,” Commander Jack Swinburne in the German television series “Das Boot,” and Othere on “Vikings.”
Stevenson also did voice work in “Star Wars Rebels” and “The Clone Wars,” as Gar Saxon, and has a role in the upcoming Star Wars live-action series “Ahsoka,” in which he plays a bad guy, Baylan Skoll. The eight-episode season is expected on Disney+ in August.
Stevenson has three sons with Italian anthropologist Elisabetta Caraccia, who he met while working on “Rome.”
My Condolences to his Family and Friends.
#R.I.P. 😔🙏🥀
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shannananan · 2 years
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** Thor Love & Thunder Spoilers ahead **
Just had the most hilarious movie-going experience to see Thor Love & Thunder during a severe thunderstorm in our area.
At the second act closer, as thor is saying goodbye to jane in the hospital bed, right as the scene ends, all the lights go out. 
Generator lights kick in and a frantic usher runs in telling everyone to stay in their seats while the get it sorted. 
Everyone’s cool about it and chatting, it’s still very dark in the the theatre and we start joking about being in the shadow realm and the godbreaker coming to get us
then the generator lights go out and we’re in total darkness (except for cell phone lights). A little too meta
the lights kick on again and the projector light kicks on but someone is fiddling with dials so we essentially have a shadow show happening (again very meta).
But no one realized that the movie had just...kept playing. So the audio kicks in, with no visual and at full volume we hear an omniscient Chris Hemsworth
“HEY KIDS, HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING? IS EVERYONE ALRIGHT?”
Our entire theatre “...God?”
“DO ANY OF YOU HAVE BATTLE TRAINING?”
Us:....No?
“OKAY. WELL YOU ARE ASGARDIANS AND TODAY YOU ARE OUR ARMY”
Us:...OkAy???
*cue lots of battle sounds* 
The poor staff finally got the video working and rewound the movie 5 minutes and seeing him find the kids and address them had a WHOLE NEW LEVEL of meta for our theatre. 
It was perfect. Our whole theatre got to spend five minutes in the shadow realm and then Thor showed up and gave us a pep talk and told us we were Asgardian heroes and then the power came back on.
Every other simulated 4D Experience has to live up to this standard now.
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benevolentgodloki · 1 year
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15 questions, 15 people.
Stole it from Stark. @youknowwhoiamaskblog
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Are you named after anyone? Not that I am aware of. Normally it's others who are named after me.
When was the last time you cried? Laughing at Strange failing to cheat at cards.
Do you have any kids? No. Put that book of Norse Mythology down.
Do you use sarcasm a lot? I've never used sarcasm in my life.
What’s the first thing you notice about people? I'll go with Stark's answer on this — how others react to my presence. If they haven't noticed my presence for one reason or another, I notice what activity they are doing and the expression on their faces. Honestly, this is a contextual question. If you walk in when someone's bending over, you're going to notice their arse first, aren't you?
What’s your eye color? Blue, although I do enjoy making them green when I shapeshift.
Scary movies or happy endings? I lean toward the latter, but not too sickly sweet. It depends what you define as 'scary movie'. Thrillers, suspense, crime etc. will always win out on a fluffy happy ending with me, but I am not interested in dull gore and so-called 'slasher' films. I've been in enough real battles not to find viscera that entertaining.
Any special talents? Many. Let's categorise them all under mischief, shall we?
Where were you born? Jotunheim.
What are your hobbies? Acquiring knowledge, irritating Strange and the Avengers. Note to self: annoy more of them. I like reading, watching whatever shows I can sneak on Strange's Netflix account, and I am very fond of theatre, although I have not had the chance to go yet.
Do you have any pets? Does Stephen count? I'm joking. Don't revoke my internet access. No, but I do miss my horse.
What sports do you/have you played? Does hunting count? And no, I don't mean the pointless chasing down of lesser animals with hounds who do all the work or needless cruelty. Beast and monster hunting in the wilds of the realms. I'm not too familiar with Midgardian sports, considering I burn enough energy training or fighting Sanctum threats with the sorcerers. Perhaps someone could introduce me to something for fun?
How tall are you? Six foot two in my usual form.
Favorite subject in school? I didn't really go to 'school' per se. I suppose Asgardian Language and Literature was my earliest interest along with courtly intrigue. My favourite subject wasn't part of my early education. Magic I learned as an extracurricular.
Dream job? Sorcerer Supreme? King Avenger? Once again, joking. Gods. In all seriousness, I suppose a master of the mystic arts and an ally in defence of Midgard. A trusted one, at least. I know it will take some work, if it is even possible.
Tagging anyone who hasn't answered this who is bored enough to.
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gammacousin · 2 years
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*watching Asgardian theatre*
Violet: “I didn’t even go to Asgard! Who wrote this script?”
Izabella: *offended* “I do NOT cry that much!”
Riley: “Why does it sound like they made me a guy?! A really buff guy?!?!?”
Violet: “…lo siento.”
Izabella: *to Riley* “We do not have to stay-.”
Riley: “-Are you kidding me?! I LOVE IT!”
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cowboyhorsegirl · 2 years
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Do you still rate characters with that bingo board? I'd be interested in your opinion on Loki 👀
Yesssss let’s rate more characters on the bingo board!!
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So here’s the deal: I have not rewatched ANY mcu since being dealt psychic damage in the theatre in April 2019 NOR have I seen any phase 4+ MCU except for Spider-Man: No Way Home (Andrew Garfield!peter parker my beloved <3). Basically, I’m operating off of years-old opinions on movies I barely remember except for the general vibe.
That all being said, I really like Loki, and I’m pretty sure i would only like him more if I could remember Thor: The Dark World or Thor: Ragnarok or had seen the Loki series!! As far as anti-heroes/sympathetic villains/morally ambiguous characters go, no matter what end of the morality spectrum he’s operating on, he’s a fun character to watch. Like, I’m always having a good time when Loki is on screen, which is an admittedly low bar and yet…
I really love how Loki was characterized and introduced in Thor and how he and Thor’s characters arcs kind of act as the inverse of each other. Unfortunately, I feel like Loki’s character can be flattened sometimes so that his actions and motivations are misattributed as being due to a kind of joker-esque generic chaotic evil alignment. I know he’s literally a trickster god lol but like!!! I feel that there’s so much more to him! Especially given how human and grounding his initial conflict is with Odin and by extension his sense of belonging & otracization within asgardian society.
Also I want to say is that even though I don’t think Loki himself necessarily works better as part of a dynamic than he does alone, I do think he elevates any dynamic he’s a part of.
& finally!!! Frigga’s relationships with both Loki & Thor were some of the most heart wrenching and compassionate and loving of the entire MCU! Try to prove me wrong, you simply can’t !
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