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that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you · 2 years

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Jake, peeling a banana: may I take your jacket sir? Heheh

Amy: do you think other people can't hear you?

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jake-and-amy-are-married · 1 year

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Working a case together post finale

A couple of times throughout the years.

Amy brings in Jake as a consultant during a particularly difficult case of identity theft

Jake consults with Amy during a PI case he and Rosa are working on

Things like that! They really love it and keep talking about how they forget what a good team they make lol.

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alloftheimaginesblog · 10 months

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Headcanons for working with Jake Peralta and he's secretly in love with you...

When you first started at the precinct Jake was immediately attracted to you. At first it was harmless flirting but when he started to get to know you, things slowly became more serious.

Boyle would tease Jake about his crush on you, bigging him up to ask you out but Jake never did - he always chickened out.

Being put on a case with you was always the highlight of the week. He would high five Boyle under the table and would flash you a wide grin and a wink.

Even if he's not on a case with you, he'll offer to help you figure stuff out or help you with the paperwork afterwards which you always appreciate.

Jake's always very complimentary of you, never overstepping a line but always making sure you know how good you are.

He offers advice to you whenever you need it, it's not always good advice or very practical but he offers it anyway.

His main goal every day is to make you smile and make you laugh and he makes damn sure he achieves his goal. He loves your laugh, loves the way your eyes crinkle, loves how happy your smile is.

If there's a promotion available, of course he wants it but he goes into Holt's office and recommends you. He doesn't tell you but you're the best person for the job and he can't sit there and lie to Holt saying that he's the one for the job. It's you that deserves it so he tells Holt just as much.

He's the first person to congratulate you on getting the job. He couldn't have been prouder of you.

"I mean, why wouldn't you get the job you're awesome?!"

It's Holt that spills the secret. He's giving a speech in the bar and lets slip that Jake recommended you.

You can't believe it. You pull Jake aside asking if it's true. He admits it is... When you ask why, he smiles, shrugs and says, "Because it's you, (y/n). It's... It's you."

You start to see Jake in a very different light after that.

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military-newsboys · 3 months

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Mav: We can make this work! We’re Romeo and Juliet! Ice: It didn’t work for Romeo and Juliet! That play ends in a tragic double suicide. Mav: That’s how it ends? Why do people like it so much?

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madwomansapologist · 11 months

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I saw b99 and idk if your requests are open but i would love a slowburn jake x reader

Where jake is kinda oblivious to reader feelings but also him and reader have a flirt war where who blushes most loses kinda :D

Hope you have a star-tastic day 💫

Wait, what? | Jake Peralta

synopsis: Two competitive idiots in love. That's it.

warnings: None.

note: thank you for your request, i wish you a star-tastic day 🧸🪩

• It was all Boyle's fault. If it wasn't for him, everything would had happen way faster. When you and Peralta meet for the first time, you already working as detective and Jake being a rookie to 99th precint, Boyle shouted something about marriage. It took you years to forget that.

• Jake was a detective with great instincts, it would have been so easy to work with him. Or it would be, if he didn't act like a child. Always bragging, teasing everyone around him, joking about anything that moves. Jake was fun, but was also damn annoying.

• But with time you realized he was more than that. Jake was competent. And never left nobody behind. You could count on him. Not only when you're dealing with dangerous things, but when you need someone to make you laugh on a hard day. Jake will be there, as annoying as he can be, trying his best.

• Falling in love with Jake was unheeded. So slow you didn't even notice. It start with simple things. It started with the way he makes you laugh.

• Jake can make you laugh until you're affraid to piss on your clothes. You being so loud that make other people laugh because of your reaction. But he can also make you chuckle. On these days you're mad at him, or you're in an important meeting, or it is such a bad joke that's embarrasing that you find it funny. And Jake is the best at making you giggle. When you're sad, going through a hard time, and felt like the way of the world is on your shoulders.

• You didn't noticed that you were falling in love, but Jake wasn't so oblivious. He didn't fall in love with you. He walked in love with you. He chose to love you. Jake is immature, and annoying, and childsh and dumb... but he knew what that feeling burning his chest was. Jake just never imagined you could feel the same.

• So time did what it always did: it passes.

• Everything changed when they found out that you were invited to join the Vulture team and didn't know what to do. At first the squad felt betrayed, but then the fear of losing someone important to the team became the most important feeling. Nobody wanted to lose you. Not even Gina.

• For a week, everyone went out of their way to spoil you. You'd fight with them and say it was an important choice and that treats wouldn't help you choose, but that didn't stop them. Boyle cooked your favorite dishes, Terry praised and listened to you, Holt even smiled at you. And Jake, well, Jake became the most competitive person in the world. He was trying to make you realize that no other place would make you as happy as 99th.

• Rosa took you to Shaw's Bar thinking a heart to heart conversation would help, but Jake had other plans. He knew that bar held fond memories, and a little drink would make the nostalgia take root in your heart. He just didn't expect the two of you to end up drunk talking about everything you lived together.

• If without booze you were already competitive, imagine totally drunk. You walked around New York, as loud as possible, betting on everything. About who opened the door first, about what each person on the street would do next, about the result of the football game going on at the time, about which Taylor Swift album would be re-recorded first. And at some point, they decided to see who went the longest without blinking. Jake would blow in your face whenever his eyes stung, but you forced him to keep going until there was a fair winner.

• The drunkness had already destroyed any sense of self-preservation in Jake. All he saw was your constant smile, your cheeks burning, your eyes sparkling. Jake just saw you, without even listening to his conscience. He wasn't afraid, didn't thought he wasn't enough, that you may already had someone else on your heart. Jake didn't think, he just acted. Jake kissed you.

• And you kissed him back.

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julientel · 10 months

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Gavin being Gavin

he's just using jokes to deflect trauma, don't judge

#Detroit: Become Human #Hank Anderson #Gavin Reed #headcanon #incorrect quotes #Brooklyn 99

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that-bitch-kat3 · 10 months

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“Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell.”

- regulus black after witnessing sirius throw himself a surprise birthday party

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shyjusticewarrior · 8 months

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 135

Damian: Mother says there's two things an Al Ghul never does: apologize and pay taxes.

Talia: I can't help it, I'm proud of you. You're like a son to me. A white, crispy son.

Jason: How would that even work? Am I adopted?

Talia: No, your father's just really pale. Almost invisible.

Damian: I'm joining the war on autism on the side of autism.

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lewiathans · 1 year

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someone’s sleeping on the couch tonight

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muskratcactus · 10 months

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hi TV doesn’t have enough bi disasters so here’s my nominations (characters who were HEAVILY HINTED AT BEING BI or I just want them to be)

#1 - Gina Linetti

because she IS

#2 Eleanor Shellstrop (!!)

really?? you’re telling me she isn’t??

#3 Jake Peralta!

just is

SPECIAL SPOT - Janet!

nothing in her protocol specifically bars it

I CANT THINK OF ANY MORE, APOLOGIES

#gay #bisexual #headcanons #brooklyn 99 #gina linetti #brooklyn nine nine #jake peralta #eleanor shellstrop #janet tgp #the good place #Tgp #sitcoms

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ffiamgoku · 10 months

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Finally getting around to watching Brooklyn Nine Nine season 5 and beyond, and my recent Wednesday and Wenclair brainrot wants me to write a fic with Rosa being an Addams. + if I include Rosa/Amy (Sorry Jake)

#wednesday 2022 #wednesday netflix #wednesday #wednesday addams #wenclair #enid sinclair #wednesday and enid #wenclair nation #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #rosa diaz #amy santiago #rosa x amy #enid x wednesday #ao3 writer #fic ideas #headcanon #the addams family

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that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you · 1 year

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Amy: okay im gonna go get the wedding cake

Jake: perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear

Amy:

Amy: you mean the ring bearER, right?

Jake:

Amy: look me in the eyes and tell me you're not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding

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91-1lover · 6 months

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Me to my therapist: Sometimes I feel like the wild love child of Evan Buckley and Jake Peralta

*Next session*

My therapist: I couldn't stop thinking of what you said last week. I read about these two characters, then I review our sessions notes lately and today I will ask you some questions. I think you might actually have ADHD and we will try to prove it alright?

Me:...Say what now?

#evan buckley #adhd #evan buckley adhd #jake peralta #jake and Buck have adhd #its headcanon #diagnosis #adhd diagnosis #911 show #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #adhd things #i love them #television #therapy #therapist #evan buck buckley #jacob peralta

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mjbythebay · 10 days

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Rip Jake Peralta you would have loved the tortured poets department.

He's not dead he just would have loved it.

Totally would have stayed up all night analyzing the songs and yelling when the 2am version came out.

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st4rxzyy · 2 years

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why aren’t there more jake peralta x reader posts. i’m going insane. i love that man.

#jake peralta #jake smut #jake peralta x reader #brooklyn 99 #b99 cast #b99 meme #b99 headcanons #ffs #imagines #b99 imagine #andy samberg

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peabodyandsitcoms · 10 months

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was gonna say eleanor is one of jakes half sisters cos duh

but we met her dad :'(

BUT her mum and jake's dad are totally siblings so I'll settle with cousins

#b99 #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #the good place #eleanor shellstrop #jake peralta #headcanon

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