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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Laura: This family is big enough. Are we completely clear on that, Clint?

Clint: What? Why are you pointing your finger at me? Having a baby’s a team effort.

Nathaniel: What do you mean?

Kate: This should be good.

Clint: Uhhhh.

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[lesbian-deadpool]

Nate: Y/N, why does auntie Nat wear makeup?

Y/N: To look pretty.

Nate: But she always looks pretty.

Everyone: Aww!

Nate: Daddy, you should wear makeup.

Clint: 

Y/N: *Wheezes*

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[jonasdirection101]

Natasha, dealing with a rat that got loose in the yard: “What? First you smash it, then you cut the heads off.”

Clint, whispering to Lila: “It’s like nothing for her…”

Natasha, handing Clint the shovel and walking off: “I’m gonna go help Laura now.”

*A few hours later*

Clint, being interviewed: “She left the head out there to send a message to the other rats.”

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[thekaiqueen]

Natasha: i hate you sometimes

Clint: well according to this picture Nate drew of us holding hands that is untrue.

Natasha: Clinton, you drew that.

Clint: it doesnt matter

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[westannatasharomanoff]

Laura: Take the baby, okay?

Natasha: Hello. I'm Natasha. Please don't drool on me.

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[incorrectmculines]

Nathaniel: Dad what's an orgasm?

Clint: Where did you hear th-

Bucky: It's when you fold paper to look like a bird and stuff

Y/N: That's oregano you dum-

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[fakescenariosarefreetherapie16]

I have some urgent(for research purposes) questions to the mcu fans

Okay so we all know that: Peter Parker is the chaotic bisexual/bi disaster and a transgender cutie

Is Harley Keener the sassy gay one?

Is Shuri the ‘mean on the outside, soft on the inside’ lesbian?

Is Kate the token straight ally that’s on thin ice / or closeted gay?

Is Yelena the badass comedian ace (and possibly aromantic)?

Is Wanda the mental unstable cutie pansexual that could kill you?

What about Nebula, Cassie, Mj, Ned and Clint’s Barton children?

One thing is for sure Tony Stark is a tired dad that adopts every child with some issues

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[incorrectmarvelquotesyeet]

Nathaniel: *incomprehensible*

Laura: what?

Nathan: *incomprehensible*

Clint: you've gotta speak up, buddy

Nathaniel, at full volume: FUCK

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

[Having a water gun fight]

Cooper: Let’s blast auntie Nat!

Nathaniel: Yeah!

Lila: Guys, guys, but it’s 3 against 1.

[pause]

Lila: I like it!

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Nathaniel: Confidence. K-O-B-R-Q-V-Y. Confidence.

Clint: Well, we're not gonna have to pay for college. That's for sure.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: I did not pick them up early from school.

Laura: Lila, Cooper, Nate, did Kate pick you up early from school?

Lila: No.

Kate: See? Case closed.

Cooper: We didn’t go.

Laura: Case open.

Cooper: We went shopping.

Kate: Ha ha, shush now, Coop—

Nate: Kate bought us matching hats. Look, look!

Kate: You three go to your rooms.

Laura: ALL of you go to your rooms.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Nate: Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Kate: Because their arms are too sh—

Yelena: Because they’re all dead.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Nathaniel: So, do you know how babies are made?

Kate: Yep and I’ll tell you.

Kate: But first we’re going to need a pen and a bagel.

Nathaniel: Why?

Kate: Well, you’re going to need to take notes and I’m hungry.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Cooper: What makes you so sure?

Lila: Because I’m the oldest which means I’m always right.

Nathaniel: No, it doesn’t.

Lila: It really does.

Nathaniel: No it doesn’t!

Cooper: Wait… I’m the oldest!

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

[Cooper is cooking]

Nathaniel: Ooo! Is that for me?

Cooper: No, it’s for mom. I’m planning on making some bad decisions tonight and I’m going to need her on my side.

Lila: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Nate: Yelena! I ate a bug today!

Yelena: Oh! Was Kate baking again?

Yelena: … don’t tell her I said that.

Kate: I heard that!

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