Sparrow!Ben: I HATE ALL YOU PEOPLE! ALL OF YOU!
The others: *Doesn’t invite him to the bachelor party*
Sparrow!Ben:
Poor baby
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i spent two minutes on this
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I see your “Klaus used to steal Allison’s clothes” and I raise you “Klaus was given permission by Viktor to take any of the ‘feminine’ clothing that he did not like to wear and wear them instead”
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Viktor Hargreeves: (trying to stop Five from fighting Luther) Well, Five, is there anything you would like to say to Luther?
Five Hargreeves: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible hero and nobody likes you.
Ben Hargreeves: (also trying to stop the fight) How about we frame our statement with “When you do this, it makes me feel this”?
Five Hargreeves: When you stop me from trying to save the timeline, it makes me angry.
Diego Hargreeves: (eating popcorn in the background) Also, you’re a horrible hero and nobody likes you.
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Viktor: What are you writing?
Five: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Klaus, looking over Five's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
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Five: *Accidentally hits Klaus in the face*
Five: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Five: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
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I was really expecting a Dallas scene where Klaus randomly shows up on a horse, and then I thought…. Ghost horse?! 👻 🐴
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the new timeline is actually a blessing for viktor hargreeves because imagine how embarrassing it would be to come back from your bestselling book about having no superpowers with an update like hey guys so you’ll never believe this but guess what
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I find it hilarious that while Five and Klaus understand pretty much right away what’s going on in Viktor’s coming out scene Diego is just like “who the fuck is Viktor and why do we keep bringing more people into this shit?” before he gets it
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going feral over sparrow!ben calling viktor "emo" like he's not the sparrows' designated mopey bitch???
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Spontaneous umbrella academy sketches here
I bet they’re not the last ones
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Viktor: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Viktor: Violently practices.
Ben: Violently studies.
Klaus: Violently sleeps.
Allison: Violently shoots pictures.
Diego: Violently boxes.
Five: Violently murders people.
Luther: Violently worries about the previous statement.
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my only hope for season 4 is that Viktor gets a better haircut
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Klaus to Viktor: There’s no magical cure for depression, anxiety, insecurity, or any mental illness there is.
Klaus: However, Diego once said to me, “Whenever you feel sad, imagine a t-rex trying to make a bed.
Klaus:
Klaus: I know it shouldn’t work, but do you know how hard it is to be sad with that image in your head?
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