athleticfoodie

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I don't have a sleep schedule anymore, I just take naps with my dogV⁠●⁠ᴥ⁠●⁠V

#meme #funny memes #humour #funny stuff #funny #haha fml #funnies #lol fml #doglover #dog #sleep #sleep well #always sleepy

[athleticfoodie]

Another anecdote for the blog◖⁠⚆⁠ᴥ⁠⚆⁠◗

So there's a dead frog lying in the middle of the street of my house for 2 days now. Seeing the condition of that frog it is understandable why no one touched it.

I have a golden retriever ಠ⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಠ

Naturally he felt like the frog needed to be "retrieved". Unfortunately I had gone out for just two hours and my mom was looking after him, she's got PTSD from having to remove the very dead frog out of my baby's mouth with her *bare* hands. He had to be bribed with lots of treats and biscuits to finally get the frog dropped(⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

No toothpaste in this world is designed to get rid of such a pungent smell!

#meme #funny memes #humour #funny stuff #haha fml #funny #funnies #lol fml #doglover #dog #golden retriever #dog monster #dog mom #dog memes #trauma #what an idiot #idiot #idiot dog

[athleticfoodie]

So my dumbass thought it would be a good idea to keep my puppy entertained during the rainy season by giving him an empty toilet paper roll to tear away his energy, this was supposed to keep him engaged and not serve as his snack༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

#meme #funny memes #humour #funny stuff #funny #haha fml #funnies #lol fml #doglover #dog #puppy rambles #cute puppy #dog mom #dog monster

[athleticfoodie]

Waiting for gen-z to create a world where "I was late because my dog was asleep and blocking the door" is a valid excuse.

#meme #funny memes #humour #funny stuff #funny #haha fml #funnies #lol fml #doglover #dog #gen z #gen z shit #gen z life #gen z culture #gen z humor

[athleticfoodie]

Am I the only one who avoids drama with previously avoided drama?

#meme #funny memes #humour #funny stuff #funny #haha fml #funnies #lol fml #am i the only one? #dramtico

[athleticfoodie]

I belong to that group of people who base their personality off of their pets and their pet would trade them for a food thing.

#meme #funny memes #humour #funny stuff #funny #haha fml #funnies #doglover #lol fml #dog

[athleticfoodie]

Currently I'm taking care of an insatiable monster who has absolutely no end to his appetite. He will feed for twenty four hours straight if not for the need of sleep and toilet breaks.

Behold the golden retriever

#meme #funny memes #humour #funny stuff #funny #haha fml #funnies #doglover #lol fml #dog #golden retriever #foodlover #dog mom #dog monster

[athleticfoodie]

I'm currently on the longest vacation I'll ever have, it started during the first semester of my engineering degree and now I'm in my last year and the vacation is still going on.

[athleticfoodie]

I don't know if it is just me but I would even lie beside a smelly dumpster if I have the chance to cuddle with my dog.

[athleticfoodie]

The ultimate hazard of hairfall!

I brought home a pup about a month ago and until today our hairfall (4 women in the house) didn't pose as much of a risk.

So what happened was my pup had eaten a hair while sniffing around the house or something, it got STUCK in his bumhole with a small poop dangling from it.

I'm new to the whole parenting thing, thinking on my feet I got hold of a leaf lying around and was about to get it out but this absolute hell raiser went and SAT on it. ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ.

I took gag breaks during our trip to the hose. (Since he's a pup we have to carry him or else he'll start eating garbage even though we've fed him enough!)

#meme #funny memes #humour #funny stuff #funny #haha fml #funnies #doglover #dog #dogmom #puppy rambles #puppies #cute puppy #dumb puppy #hairfall #lol fml #fml lmao #but i love it

[athleticfoodie]

It has been three weeks since I brought home my pup and everyone at home is still in the process of trying to understand him.

The other day while we had taken him for his early morning walk, he was picking up random garbage, showing it to us and then running away. It was a fun game because he wasn't actually eating garbage just teasing us and once he was caught he would gladly drop the garbage.

What we didn't anticipate was.... Him picking up a frickin turd and running away. He stank so bad, I couldn't even pick him up and not gag.

#funnies #meme #funny memes #humour #funny stuff #funny #doglover #dog #dogmom #haha fml #puppy rambles #cute puppy #puppies #innocence #dumb shit #dumb puppy #anecdote #what an idiot

[athleticfoodie]

My baby (50 days old pup) is the only being keeping me from erasing my existence.

#meme #funny memes #humour #funny stuff #funny #doglover #dog #dogmom #baby animals #cute puppy

[athleticfoodie]

Can we just normalise maternity leaves for dog moms already?

#meme #funny memes #humour #funny stuff #funny #dog #doglover #dogmom #new mom

[athleticfoodie]

I feel like having a kid is mostly a worst thing because I mean just look at me

#joke #no hard feelings #no harm no foul #meme #Entertainment #funny #funny post #haha fml #entitled bitch

[athleticfoodie]

Has anyone submitted their assignments after the semester is over?  No? Just me then

#college #hate college #college life #assignmentwriting #dumb shit #dumbass #fml #lol fml #haha fml #joke #funny #meme #misery

[athleticfoodie]

The friend who took the liberty to clear her schedule and teach me this subject: "Hey! Sorry I forgot to ask, how'd the exam go?" Dumbass me: "I'd like to forget the debacle too"

#college #examination #exam season #exam #hate college #What an idiot #stupid #dumb shit #dumbass #funny stuff #humour #meme #Entertainment #Funny Memes #lol fml #lol #rofl #haha fml #shameless #best friend #friendship #study #no study #well damn

[athleticfoodie]

I just don't feel like blessing an obnoxious ass sneeze that just threatened my existence.

#sneeze #no blessings #funny #funny stuff #Funny Memes #meme #some shit #tumblr memes #stupid #yuck yuck yuck #joke post #jokes #just bored #Relatable #what an idiot #haha #just ugh