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hey guys im back

I kinda forgot I had a tumblr account but heyyyy guys.. hows all my online buddies doin? ;-;

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Any musical:

WOOOOOooOooOoAaAaaAaaaAAAAAH

Me:

OOHHHHHHH THATS MY SONG

#great comet #the great comet #anatole kuragin #i keep quoting great comet #ghost quartet

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theatre techs when you play a song from the last show

#theatre #tech #theatre tech #theatre kid #theatre kids #musical theatre #musical theatre icons #theatre nerd #broadway #musicals #broadway musicals #theater #lord save us all #good lord

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I'm Old

happy birthday to me

I climbed a tall tree

I looked to the world

and screamed "WHY GOD WHY ME"

#birthday #happy birthday #i hate my brain #hate myself #ancient #jk my birthday is actually on saturday

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When you haven’t opened your tumblr account in almost a year and you read all the weird shit your past self posted

#why do i do this to myself #why am i like this #what the fuck #this is so funny #bruh #oh no

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Good morning to people like me who are late to every place they need to go to because they overthink about what time they should leave the house and how long it will take to get there

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ily: I love you

ilysm: i love you so much

wwgimsdustjattwwamaaapmsotdprabshgawwwhuuwtaftaftaftaf: we we’re gathered in my study drinking up some tea just Anatole the two wedding witnesses and me and abacus and paper money strewn on the desk Persian rugs and bear skins hanging grotesque Anatole was walking with his uniform unbuttoned walking to and fro to and fro to and fro to and fro

#great comet #the great comet #dave malloy #anatole kuragin #ghost quartet #brittain ashford #fedya dolokhov #lucas steele #musical theatre memes #funny #pls help #nick choksi #octet musical #moby dick musical #abacus #paper money #give it up just give it up now why don’t ya while there’s still time you really better drop it all give it up now while there’s still time #DO YOU KNOW

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Me after watching Anatole slap Dolokhovs ass in The Great Comet slime tutorial

#the great comet #pierre bezukhov #anatole kuragin #dave malloy #brittain ashford #ghost quartet #josh groban #i love this musical #musicaltheatre #lucas steele #nick choksi #fedya dolokhov #ill be anatole just please #natasha rostova #war and peace #Anatole kuragin

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Maturing is realizing…

that green is not a creative color

#dhmis #creative #green #tumblr memes #memes #red guy #notebook #I use my hair to express myself

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Hey guys I just finished the very last outcome of the video game heavy rain. Took me half a year but it was worth it 🥲

#heavy rain #video games #gaming #months #im proud of this #i’m proud of me #heavy rain video game

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Me: The rebooted be more chill with Will Roland is basically Jared Kleinman: the musical

My friend who is obsessed with DEH:

#dear evan hansen #be more chill #will roland #jared kleinman #bath bombs #My friend is mad #musical theatre icons #musical theatre memes #musical theater #theatre kids

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#my diary #journal #diary entry #im so happy #happy #joyful #everything’s gonna be okay #everything is fine #im #im fine

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in the song Charming, Helene says ”oh how she blushes how she blushes my pretty” and this kind of speech could mean that she’s either talking to us (the audience) or to herself in her mind. And honestly any of those narratives make this song 100 times gayer

#natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812 #the great comet #great comet #natasha rostova #helene kuragina #amber gray #dave malloy #charming #musical theater #anatole kuragin #brittain ashford #sonya rostova #pierre bezukhov #this song is so gay

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Great Comet Incorrect Quotes Because I Havent Slept In 3 Days

Dolokhov: how do you feel about this? About us?

Anatole: uhh *checks mood ring* I feel green I guess

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Mayra: *looking into the camera* and here we have the endangered species known as helene

Helene: *falls down the stairs, spilling her cereal everywhere*

Mayra: natural selection is coming for this one

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Natasha: do you think sour patch kids get lonely without their parents?

Pierre: this is exactly why I married you

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Mayra: you two better have a good explanation for this

Dolokhov: we have 3 actually

Anatole: pick your favorite

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Mary: do you think I could fit 10 marshmallows in my mouth

Mayra: you are a hazard to society

Anatole: and a coward.. do 20

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Sonya: *sips tea* I’m tired

Pierre: oh really? Me t-

Sonya: TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT OOOOHHHHH— I am so sorry

Pierre: *holding back tears* it’s fine-

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Pierre: please don’t ask but I need a human skull

Dolokhov: as long as you don’t ask why *pulls 4 pristine skulls out of a box* which one do you want

Pierre:

Pierre: this one will do

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Anatole: I am completely straight

Helene: *gestures to dolokhov*

Dolokhov: *waves*

Anatole: *inhale* ooh GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY-

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{Pierre & Mayra interrogating Anatole}

Natasha: I really love this good cop bad cop thing you have going on

Pierre: Its not really a thing, its more like Im nice and Mayra is terrifying

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Anatole: I didnt want to have to do this but I know one way we could make Andrey forgive us for everything

Mayra: Youd make a decent prostitute

Anatole: *offended* Id make an AMAZING prostitute

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Helene: Its my god-given bisexual right to be dramatic!

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Natasha: Cousin dear can I ask you a question? You dont have to answer-

Sonya: Nat, you once caught me sneaking out of Mayras kitchen in the middle of the night half naked with a biscuit in my mouth, we have no secrets. aSk YoUr DaMn QuEsTiOn

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Sonya: I like your pants

Mary: Thanks, they were 50% off

Sonya: I prefer them 100% off ;)

Mary: well the store cant just sell free stuff-

Sonya: no I meant-

Mary: thats a horrible way to run a business Sonya

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Pierre: treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Dolokhov: killed without hesitation

Everyone: F E D Y A N O

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Anatole: *opens a caprisun* guess Ill drink my sorrows away

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Pierre: Give me some words of encouragement so I dont kill Anatole right now

Dolokhov: There are no books in prison

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Natasha: *to mary* would you like to stay for dinner?

Sonya: *in the distance* WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY F O R E V E R

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Mayra: I love you

Helene: why tho

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Pierre: *texting dolokhov* fedya theres a possum in the house fedya what do I do

Dolokhov: uhm uhm play dad

Pierre:

Dolokhov: DEAD** I MEAN DEAD PLAY DEAD!! P I E R R E

Pierre:

Dolokhov:

Pierre: he can ride a bike now

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Dolokhov: swear words are illegal now. If you say one you’re in big trouble

Sonya: heck

Dolokhov: you’re on thin fucking ice buddy

Dolokhov:

Dolokhov: o h n o

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Anatole: we would make bomb ass lesbians

Dolokhov: agreed

[they fist bump]

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Natasha: you shouldn’t be using a straw-

Anatole: I know I know it’s like bad for the environment or whatever

Natasha: no it’s just a really weird way to eat spaghetti

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Anatole: *says something stupid*

Pierre: really? Right in front of my bagel?

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Pierre: do you have a bag I could use?

Anatole: *imitating pierre* the only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

Pierre: literally all you had to do was say no

--------------------------------- that is all. Thank you for your time

(help I wasn’t kidding about the sleep thing)

#great comet #the great comet #natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812 #dave malloy #incorrect quotes #musical theatre memes #lucas steele #brittain ashford #denee benton #amber gray #gelsey bell #pls help #Pierre and Natasha is blasting in my eardrums somebody fucking help

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My Family: w-why?

Me:

#the great comet #great comet #natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812 #dave malloy #gelsey bell #brittain ashford #lucas steele #amber gray #musical theatre memes #Paul pinto #Nick choksi

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Left Brain: hey we haven’t posted about great comet in a while-

Right Brain: what-

Left Brain: I said we haven’t posted about great comet in a while!

Right Brain: WhAt

Left Brain: I SAID WE HAVENT POSTED ABOUT GREAT COMET-

Right Brain: WHAAAAT

Left Brain: NATASHA AND ANATOLE KURAAGIIIINNN

Right Brain: W H A T

#please don’t hate me #the great comet #great comet #natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812 #dave malloy #pierre bezukhov #anatole kuragin #natasha rostova #mayra dmitryevna #a call to pierre

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I am fed up with being obsessed with the great comet and not being able to see any of these amazing people in person. Like?!? I want to be able to meet just ONE of them. Like Dave Malloy? Lucas Steele? GRACE MCLEAN? Just one person. I have questions about music and how long it took them to be successful. IM INTERESTED IN THEIR LIFE STORIES

#the great comet #natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812 #dave malloy #lucas steele #grace mclean #theatre nerd #anatole kuragin #pierre bezukhov #mayra dmitryevna #great comet #please #please end me