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dackotafalling · 2 years
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MoM was trash expect a SpeedPaint review
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dackotafalling · 2 years
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Places a hollowed-out poll in Jesus and begins drinking him like a Capri Sun : Any objections
The greasy boys: Please just let us go
Peels oily Josh's skin off for a snack: Overruled
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dackotafalling · 2 years
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Everything I read has collectively decided to stop updating for the past two weeks is something going on that I don't know about am I losing my mind is this what it like to be truly starved for content.
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dackotafalling · 2 years
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So my school just got rid of mask madenday which is all find and dandy if they find the need to say that if your harsed for no wearing a mask you should report it please keep in mind that this is the same school that will let male teachers size me up then tell me I need to have more confidence in myself as to not wear something so provictive fuck them. 
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dackotafalling · 2 years
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We've been in school one day and we're out of for covid
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dackotafalling · 2 years
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You know it's really sad how many anti-vaxxers are then going to die. But do you know what's even more sad the millions of fucking people they infected willingly. I'm not going to feel bad for people who willingly avoided being safe.
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dackotafalling · 2 years
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The funny thing is I was debating getting an IPhone the year lol
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dackotafalling · 2 years
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well, i for one am prepared for tumblr's ban on certain words
^survived animal jam restricted chat
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dackotafalling · 2 years
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The WAP radio edit it makes me want to do unspeakable things to whoever thought that was a great idea
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dackotafalling · 2 years
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I desperately want to rewrite Descendents 3 we were robed and they fucking know it
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dackotafalling · 2 years
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And a very horrible November 5th to all of you too
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dackotafalling · 2 years
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I tried being optimistic and hoping for things ended up crying in the fetal position this is reinforced the fact that hope is for suckers nothing wait for me but but by the hands of an unfeeling God
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dackotafalling · 3 years
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Say sike right now
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dackotafalling · 3 years
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The thing that bothers me most about Chris Pratt as Mario in the 2022 animated film is that if you’re going to do a celebrity stunt casting for the voice of Mario, how is it not 100% fucking obvious that the only rational choice is Danny DeVito?
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dackotafalling · 3 years
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It's my birthday and I have to sleep in my mom's room because she doesn't want to explain to people that we don't have 2 gest rooms and fuck me needing a second to not mask I'll just do it all day a be tired and miserable . The worst part is that I know I have the right to be angry about this but I just feel like an ungrateful piece shit.
TLDR I want to die
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dackotafalling · 3 years
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Not if they're creative
It’s easier for women to find things to masturbate with than men.
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dackotafalling · 3 years
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How is zombie fungus vegan
my local farmers market sells vegan zombie fungus
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