devildomangel

[devildomangel]

MC who was sad that they didn't get to see the Solar Eclipse so Beel and Belphie decided to recreate it for them.

-MC, wearing sunglasses and sitting outside the HOL-

Lucifer: MC! What in the nine circles are you doing out here?

MC: I'm watching the eclipse.

Lucifer: We don't even have a sun in the devildom

MC: Shhh! It's starting!

Beel, Wearing a cardboard cut out of the sun: *Standing still*

Belphie: *Wearing a cardboard cut out of the moon, passes by Beel*

MC: Hell yeah

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #om beelzebub #om belphegor #om lucifer #om mc #omswd lucifer #omswd mc #omswd beelzebub #omswd belphie #obey me imagines #obey me scenarios

[devildomangel]

You ever think that there might be a possibility that atleast one of the brothers canonball their way down to devildom?

Then like instead of falling where the other brothers are, because they're in a canonball, the laws of physics break and they get rerouted to the nearest water source creating the greatest canonball in devildom history.

#3am thoughts at 1pm #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me nightbringer #obey me imagines #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #omswd lucifer #omswd mammon #omswd leviathan #omswd asmodeus #omswd beelzebub #omswd belphegor #om lucifer #om leviathan #om mammon #om asmodeus #om beelzebub #om belphegor

[devildomangel]

SPOILER FOR 2.1 PENACONY

Whoever wrote the Penacony arc is paying for my therapy

THE EXTRA SHINE IN THE EYES

I have never cried during a quest and this left me broken and in shambles

And the way he treats his past self with so much gentleness :')

#honkai star rail #hsr #hsr aventurine #aventurine honkai star rail #kakavasha #hsr kakavasha #hsr penacony #penacony

[devildomangel]

Self Aware AU but Obey me. So i was thinking of deleting my OM account and starting anew (both Nightbringer and Original), and what if even if you delete your account and game data, they still remember?

Self Aware! Obey Me, when you open up the game again after remaking an account, everything is all normal except the opening scene is just

"Why did you leave us?"

"Were you trying to get rid of us?"

You exit the game and reenter, but you just get greeted by

"That didn't work as you'd think?"

Now the game prevents you from exiting. All the dialogue options are left blank. You try to skip through it, staying quiet.

"What? Cat got'ya tongue? Talk to us, Human!"

"How am i supposed to speak if there's nothing there?"

You mutter

"That's because we want to hear it from you."

They reply.

#you think Barbatos would use his powers to teleport us to Devildom #what's the tag for the AU lmao #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me imagines #obey me thoughts #self aware Obey me #obey me mc #omswd mc #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me belphie #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me solomon

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Solomon giving MC a box of homemade chocolates for Valentine's day <3

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me crack #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #om mc #omswd mc #om solomon #omswd solomon #obey me thoughts #obey me imagines

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"Why can't i move my eyes???

Why can't i move my mouth??

Is this an internal dialogue?

I can't see the end of the Horizon-

SAMPO KOSKI!?"

(baffled when he appeared lmfao)

#honkai star rail #hsr sampo #hsr penacony #penacony

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When we have to stay at a hotel

#honkai star rail #hsr #hsr shitpost #hsr penacony #penacony #hsr cocolia

[devildomangel]

Dead but not really dead (i guess? Lmfao)

#obey me shall we date #mystic messenger #honkai star rail #hsr dan heng #dan heng #omswd mc #om mc #hsr shitpost #obey me crack #mystic messenger mc #mm mc

[devildomangel]

Michael: *finally appearing in devildom to meet MC* Be not afraid!

MC: .... Would. ;)

Michael: ...

Michael: Be more afraid >:(

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #omswd mc #om mc #obey me michael #omswd michael #om michael #obey me incorrect quotes

[devildomangel]

I'm glad you liked it since I did jack your idea lmao.

And my Amber has actually been stuck at level 60 for a year. Her and Collei only just got levelled to 70 haha

-Honey I would be off anon, but I cannot send asks from side blogs :(

I'm glad you liked my ramble lol :))

I'm giggling that a lot of us have a lvl 60 amber that hasn't seen the light of Teyvat for a while lmfao 😭

#My starter characters are collecting dust lmfao 💀 #genshin impact #amber genshin impact

[devildomangel]

I want to nom your writing cause you cooked a feast✨ KAHSHSGSJA

Giggling at Amber being stuck at Level 60 cause mine actually is stuck LMFAO 😭

Just Unbuilt, Or Am I Unwanted?

As you try to improve Xiao's build for the 100th time, some of the others finally lose their patience

Who's Here! Amber, Aether, Lyney, Childe, and Paimon. The reader/player is off to the side with Xiao

Contains: Self Aware Genshin/SAGAU (Not The Cult), Childe being stupid (Childe slander), Angst if you squint but it's really just crack

Notes: Saw the idea from @devildomangel and kinda just ran with it. Because I took the idea from her Xiao is the player's main unit in this. Which is kinda unfortunate cause that means he's only talked about lol

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Walking through Mondstadt, Amber is on her way to Good Hunter for her lunch break when she sees the traveller apparate before the fountain. His appearance usually means the player has logged on again so she swiftly abandons her lunch plans and rushes over to the traveller, waving her arms in greeting.

“Hey traveller! Welcome back to the land of the living!”

Aether turns in Amber’s direction before giving her a little smile and waving back. 

“Hey Amber. Good to be back.”

“Has the player finally logged on again?”

He sighs. It’s just his luck the first person he talks to wants to talk more about you than him. 

“Yeah.”

“What’re their plans today?”

And of course it’s just his luck he has to crush their spirits. What a wonderful way to start his day.

“... What do you think”

Amber pouts at that. You promised you’d build her sometime ago, but it feels like it’s been a year since you said that, and she’s still only level 60! She’s been sitting here off to the side for how long while your ‘darling’ is getting all your love and attention. There are so many characters that deserve some time, promises of stronger builds that need to be fulfilled, but you just won’t! Either you're willingly not doing it or you just forgot. She doesn’t know which one’s worse.

“A-are you sure? Maybe they’re going to work on someone else today! Maybe they’re going to work on Collei, or Lynette, o-or-”

“Amber please,” Aether sighs again and looks quite exasperated as he turns to Amber “... It’s Xiao again.”

As Amber is about to try and counter his claim, they hear the teleport waypoint activate and quickly hide out of view of the camera.

“Kathryn, expeditions, blacksmith, uhh I think I have to go to the Serenitea Pot today- wait what domain was I going to do again?”

Peaking around Marjorie’s shop, they watch as you hand in the daily commissions you didn’t do. Amber was hoping to hear you talk about anyone else to prove Aether wrong please prove him wrong while he wanted to make sure Amber didn’t do anything rash.

“Oh right I was going to farm Marechaussee Hunter today.”

Sparkles appeared in Amber’s eyes as she quickly turned to Aether, “Did you hear that? That’s the Denouncement of Sin domain-”

“It’s actually Denouement of Sin.”

“Oh! Thank you, but more importantly it’s not The Lost Valley! That means it’s not Vermillion Hereafter which means it’s not Xiao!”

Aether doesn’t know if he should be amused or sad for her. “Just give it a second.”

She tilts her head “Why would-”

“With Hunters Xiao basically has 60 CRT rate off hop. Paired with Jade Spear it’s 80… something. I’d barely need any CRT rate rolls and can stack so much CRT damage and ATK. It probably won’t be that much better than the sets I already have, but funny numbers win in the end time to farm for his fourth set!”

You teleport away, none the wiser to the despair you just put Amber in. All Aether does is pat her back before getting ready to teleport himself.

“I tried to warn you not to get your hopes up.”

Amber barely hears him as she drowns herself in self-pity. Looking like a husk of the person she is “... He’s getting a fourth. I don’t even have one.”

Aether winces, but can’t think of anything to say that might lift her spirits. He doesn’t think there is anything that can, so he teleports to Fontaine.

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As he lands at the closest waypoint north of the domain and starts walking towards it, he notices a certain top hat individual staring in the direction of Denouement of Sin. As Aether gets closer he hastily turns around upon hearing his footsteps. Getting over his slight panic he brightly smiles.

“Oh ho if it isn’t the traveller! What brings you to this part of Fontaine during such a fine afternoon?’

“I’m here to keep an eye on our player Lyney. As usual. Seeing as you’re not making your way over to the domain I assume you’re not here to do the same?” Aether questions in a deadpan voice and crosses his arms, not up to deal with Lyney’s antics at the moment.

Lyney’s lips twitch downwards and a look of sadness crosses his face for a split second before he puts up his smile again. “Getting right to it, I see. Well I actually was here to watch our dear player, since they are technically farming for me as well today, but on my way over I happened to notice someone enter the side entrance to the domain. That’s not so suspicious on its own, but they were being awfully secretive about it.”

Aether’s eyes widen “Wait. Do you think they’re going to the backroom where the artifact codes are?”

“Bingo! I had stopped to ponder what my next course of action should be, leave and get help or spy on them by myself, when you just so happened to show up! Don’t you think we should go see what they’re up to?”

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Aether and Lyney quietly enter the hidden side entrance in the mountain. Spawning on the outer regions of the domain they swiftly make their way to the backroom through the trees while trying not to slip on the wet grass into the water.

After a few close calls and one save from a floating jellyfish, they jump from the broken bridge into the backroom behind the Petrified Tree. There, standing in front of a clear screen with a heap of intelligible jargon and surrounded by machinery and wires is-

“Childe?” “Master Tartaglia?”

“Oh hello comrades!” He turns around and waves. Like he didn’t just enter territory that the Archons personally had restricted.

Seeing Childe standing over the console with the code open alarms both the other men at the scene.

Aether ignores him and sharply walks over to turn off the console when Childe blocks his path. Aether sends him the hardest glare he could.

“What do you think you’re doing Childe?”

“Hm? Oh, you mean the code! I’m just looking there’s no need for you two to worry!”

“With all due respect Master Tartaglia,” Lyney interjects as politely as he could to his superior while still being stern “That’s not exactly believable when barely anyone in Teyvat can even understand the player's written language.”

They all stand there in silence for a second before they hear Xiao’s plunge attacks and your laughs from the room over. This ticks off Childe more than he’d like to admit.

“Okay you got me I wasn’t initially here to just look, but, like you said, I can’t decipher what any of this means, so I was going to leave it alone anyway.”

Aether puts his hands on his hips with a disappointed look while Lyney crosses his arms and raises an eyebrow.

“So what were you going to do before?”

Childe turns back to the code “Well I was wondering if changing the rates to impossible odds would convince our dear player to finally see that they don’t need to work on some washed up warrior anymore and start building someone else for a change.”

In exasperation Aether pinches the bridge of his nose “Do you really not realize how stupid your plan is?”

“What no it’s great. After a little while they’d realize that continuing to build this guy is a waste of time when he’s been done for so long already. Maybe it’d get them to finally finish my own artifacts.”

“Doing this would cause the opposite effect of what you’re looking for. Just wait your turn.”

“It hasn’t been my turn in ages, comrade.”

Aether getting increasingly more done with this conversation pulls his sword out at Childe. “Step away from the console.”

Childe forms his hydro weaponry in retaliation and points one in Aether’s direction “Like you can get me to do anything by only pointing a sword in my direction.”

Lyney, realizing that starting a fight while the console is still on and the code still visible might not be the best idea, goes to step in between them. “Listen I don’t think-”

“WHAT’S GOING ON HERE!?”

“Paimon?”

The outburst from Paimon causes Lyney to instantly turn around, and he loses his footing, causing him to fall straight into Childe. Childe in turn quickly puts his hand onto the wall next to him to stabilize himself and keep Lyney from crashing into the floor.

Childe pushes himself off the wall and puts Lyney back into a standing position. 

“Thanks, I-” Lyney suddenly stops and stares in horror behind him.

“What? What is it?”

Childe turns around and sees the jagged hole in the screen and the machinery behind it. It stutters and flickers, scrambling the code before finally shutting down. He winces when he realizes he forgot to make his hydro weapons fade away. He tries to shrug it off, but can’t help the feeling this is the worst way his issue could’ve been solved.

“Well, I guess that’s one way to solve a problem?”

They all look at him in disbelief and soon Paimon is stomping in the air angrily.

“UGH! Paimon didn’t take you to be this big of an idiot! How did this happen? Why are you all even here??”

“We were following Master Childe to see what he was up to. He wanted to change the artifact rates to be near impossible. He didn’t explain what about the rates he was even changing.”

Paimon backs in shock “WHAT? Why would you even do that. How does that solve any problem you could be having?”

For the second time Childe tries to get his opinion across. “Once the player sees they’re not getting anything good from this domain, surely they’ll pivot and work on someone else. Preferably me.”

“PAIMON CAN’T BELIEVE PAIMON’S OPINION OF YOU COULD GET ANY LOWER! That’s not what’s going to happen at all! All the player is going to think is that they’re getting really unlucky and will keep trying. Why would getting ‘unlucky’ make them try to build someone else when they think the artifact rates are the same everywhere. It’s just going to make building Xiao take even longer!”

It finally sinks into his head how bad this decision of his was and pure dread spreads across his face. 

He grabs Aether by his shoulder and swings his free arm in the general direction of the broken code “No wait surely we can fix this. It was just an accident I didn’t mean to actually go through with it.”

Aether sighs and crosses his arms “I’m sure the only beings capable of fixing this mess are the Archons.”

Hearing that the Archons might have to get involved stresses Lyney out of his mind.  “Are you sure? I can’t see the gods taking kindly to us even entering this room in the first place, let alone destroying the code.”

“I could ask if Albedo knows how. Though I doubt he’d fix it much faster than someone like the dendro Archon could.”

Paimon nods along with the traveller “Yeah! He’d also treat you way worse than the dendro Archon since it’s the player you’re upsetting. Nahida is probably your best option.”

“What do you mean ‘your’? This is partly your fault too Paimon.”

Paimon starts to argue with Aether that she was barely in the room, so there’s no way it could be her fault, while Lyney silently hopes Lynette is doing well. Childe wants to argue he could handle anything that either god or human would throw at him, before your voice suddenly rings throughout the room. 

“Damn nothing again? I guess I just started, but I’d like to get something with at least CRT damage. I just want to see some funny numbers game.”

Paimon leaves them to their frenzy and discretely arrives back to your side. The three hooligans all look at each other before hurriedly exiting the domain and rushing to Sumeru to get anyone to try and fix it.

You get nothing good out of that domain for the rest of the month.

#sagau #genshin impact

[devildomangel]

SAGAU but my unbuilt characters just watch me build my main (Xiao) for the 10th time.

Imagine SAGAU where all your characters are mad at you for focusing on one person (your main) that's why the domains give you shit artifacts when you're farming lol

#genshin impact #genshin sagau #SAGAU #self aware genshin #genshin xiao

[devildomangel]

Duality of Levi

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me nightbringer #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #omswd leviathan #om leviathan #obey me memes

[devildomangel]

Headcanon that Barbatos caught Beel in the midst of eating that one pillar at the Demon Lord's castle.

But it's okay! Barbatos doesn't judge :)

.... Outloud.

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me nightbringer #obey me barbatos #om barbatos #omswd barbatos #obey me beelzebub #omswd beelzebub #omswd beel #om beelzebub #obey me headcanons

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Ramble Warning!

Just a Happy Headcanon for the season :)

I feel like Mams would be the type of person to try to find and get the perfect gift for who he cares for, You know? Mammon spending time and effort to try and find the perfect gift that would match his brothers interests, it doesn't matter how much it would cost since it would make them happy.

I feel like he knows exactly what they would like and would dislike in a gift. Him acting like he didn't get them shit only for there to be like a present assigned to each of the brothers. I also headcanon that the way he wraps the gifts is so recognizeable that even when he denies that he's the one who got them gifts, it's obvious it was him by how it's wrapped.

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Lucifer: MC, you can't just say 'cowabummer' to everything and anything. You even influenced Lord Diavolo.

Mc: ...

Lucifer: From this day onwards, you are banned from using that word.

Mc: :(

Lucifer: Do you have anything to say for yourself?

MC:....

Lucifer:....

MC:... Cowabummer :(

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[devildomangel]

"How do you great an angel? By saying Halo :D"

-MC to the angels

#Raphael would just stare at them unblinking ngl #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me nightbringer #obey me raphael #om raphael #obey me simeon #omswd simeon #om simeon #om luke #omswd luke #obey me luke #obey me michael #om michael #obey me mc #omswd mc #om mc