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Why are so many people requesting a piss fic? Why when who where what

Matthew Patel just makes people wanna piss idk bro

😀🔫👈 <-me abt to pull the trigger

#smut #scott pilgram takes off #scott pilgram vs the world #fanfic #scott pilgrim #fluff #drabble #gideon graves #matthew patel x reader #matthew patel

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i feel so bad for you cuz all of the piss fic requests… maybe itll stop if you WRITE THE PISS FIC. :33

I’m 80% sure this is my friend ceph and the other 20% is me doubting they where willing to make a tumblr just to fuck w me

#smut #scott pilgram takes off #scott pilgram vs the world #fanfic #scott pilgrim #fluff #drabble #gideon graves #gideon graves smut #gideon graves x reader #matthew patel #matthew patel smut #matthew patel x reader #piss

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Matthew patel would definitely be into being your little pissy sub <3 he would love to lie down and enjoy being pissed on...

I thought I could celebrate. I thought this was over. I THOUGHT. THATS MY PROBLEM I THOUGHT.

#smut #scott pilgram takes off #scott pilgram vs the world #fanfic #scott pilgrim #fluff #drabble #gideon graves #gideon graves smut #gideon graves x reader #matthew patel smut #matthew patel x reader #matthew patel

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IM GETTING NORMAL INBOX REQUESTS AGAIN!!! REJOICE!!!! also TYSM FOR 100 FOLLOWERS !!

Me On my way! To fulfil the requests

#fanfic #drabble #shitpost #silly #goofy #fanfic request #requests open

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Matthew patel piss fic?

Fuck you matthew Patel anti-piss fic essay

First and foremost, it's important to recognize that fanfiction operates within the framework of existing intellectual properties. In this case, Matthew Patel is a character from the movie "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World," which was created by Bryan Lee O'Malley. As such, any fanfiction featuring Matthew Patel is derivative of O'Malley's work. While fanfiction allows for creative reinterpretations and expansions of existing narratives, it's essential to approach such endeavors with respect for the original creator's vision and intentions.

Additionally, engaging in explicit or fetishistic content involving characters without consent from the original creator can be seen as disrespectful and potentially damaging. It risks reducing complex and nuanced characters into mere objects for sexual gratification, disregarding their humanity and the context of their stories. This can not only undermine the integrity of the original work but also perpetuate harmful stereotypes and misconceptions.

Furthermore, considering the broader implications and potential audience of such content is crucial. Fanfiction communities often include minors and individuals who may be uncomfortable or disturbed by explicit material. Creating fanfiction that crosses into explicit or inappropriate territory without clear warnings and consent can contribute to an unwelcoming or unsafe environment for readers.

It's also important to consider the impact of fanfiction on the reputation of the original work and its creators. While fanfiction can be a form of flattery and engagement with a beloved franchise, certain types of content can reflect poorly on the source material and its creators. In the case of Matthew Patel, writing a fanfiction centered around him engaging in explicit behavior could overshadow the original themes and messages of "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World," potentially alienating fans and damaging the reputation of the franchise.

In conclusion, while fanfiction can be a creative and engaging way to interact with beloved characters and stories, it's essential to approach it with respect, consideration, and ethical awareness. Writing a fanfiction involving Matthew Patel engaging in explicit behavior such as urination crosses ethical boundaries and risks harm to both the original content and its audience. As such, it's important to exercise discretion and sensitivity when creating fanfiction and to prioritize respect for the original creators and their work.

#smut #scott pilgram takes off #scott pilgram vs the world #fanfic #scott pilgrim #fluff #drabble #gideon graves #gideon graves smut #gideon graves x reader #matthew patel smut #matthew patel #matthew patel x reader

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Pls matthew patel piss fic

HOW IS THIS ALL OF MY ASKS IM ACTUALLY DONE.

#smut #scott pilgram takes off #scott pilgram vs the world #fanfic #requests #ask box #I’m so done #i’m mentally unwell #I’m breaking down #yes that was a falsettos reference

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Matthew patel piss fic pleaseeeee

I’m killing myself.

#scott pilgram takes off #scott pilgram vs the world #fanfic #scott pilgrim #gideon graves #Matthew Patel #piss

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If I see one more "hear me out" on my fyp or recommended that's just some white guy im gonna lose it. You simple minded imbeciles macerating under the guise of innovation thou art fools appropriating the sacred practice of the "hear me out" incorrectly as thine snub the spirit of the "hear me out" community. AS THY DISTORT THE WORD OF THIS LOCALITY WE SOON LOSE THE GROUNDS ON WHICH A HEAR ME OUT IS FORMED. THEE SHAL REIGN TYRANNY ACROSS THIS POCKET OF THE COSMOS AS THE BARRIERS BETWEEN A HEAR ME OUT AND A CONVENTIONAL CRUSH START TO BECOME UNSTABLE. THINE MISCONSTRUING OF SUCH A SACRED TRADITION WILL LEAVE THIS WORLD IN SHAMBLES. SHAMBLES I TELL YOU!

#hear me out #rant #tumblr and twitter are insane #YOU IMBECILE #YOU HALFWIT #YOU SIMPLETON. #ranting #i genuinely dont know #fandom

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Guys I have a confession

#shitpost #anyway #this is me coming out #apparently feeling anxiety when a guy you said you ‘liked’ likes you back isn’t attraction #apparently #having my only bf I’ve ever had be long distance across the country and be a cis guy that de-transitioned from trans fem doesn’t help that #apparently that’s not attraction #so uhm #I’m a lesbian #yipppee #lesbian #gay #lgbt

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Hii :D Any NSFW alphabet headcanons for either Natemare or Phantom?

NATEMARE + PHANTOM

NSFW HEADCANNONS

A/N: OHOHOHOHOOOOH DO I HAVE HEADCANNONS? YES I DO INDEEEEEEEED as always NSFW below the cut and READ THE WARNINGS!!

Warning/contains: face sitting, bondage, biting, dom/sub dynamic, degrading/praise kink, oral sex

Natemare:

- we all saw the mangled music video.

- he’s into bondage.

- NO MAN HAS THAT MUCH ROPE WITHOUT A DESIRE TO TIE SOMEONE UP OR BE TIED UP

- if you did tie him up though he’d be a whiney bitch about it

- 100% a switch but when subbing very bratty

- when being a dom?

- he’s very 50/50 with praising and degrading

- he’d definitely call you prince/princess or some other cheesy nick names

- favourite position is doggy 100%

- he’s into hair pulling too

- weather it’s his hair being pulled or yours he’s into it 100%

- he will beg you to sit on his face

- agree to it and he’ll probably marry you

Phantom:

- he will bite you

- he’s very into biting and scratching

- also hickeys

- expect them everywhere

- he will edge you and overstimulate you

- he can and will eat you out until you’re actually crying from overstimulation

- he never was a sub so if you try to dom him he won’t stop you he’ll just be extreme flustered confused and embarrassed

- once he’s used to it throw a few ‘good boy’s at him and he’ll melt

- put a collar on him or restrain him in any way

- he’ll complain but he loves it

- favourite position is missionary

- he likes to see your face

- he feels it’s more intimate

#smut #natewantstobattle #natepai #natemare #natemare x reader #phantom nwtb #phantom x reader #phantom nwtb x reader #natewantstobattle x reader #YouTuber egos #nwtb #nwtb egos #natemare nwtb

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PROFILE/REQUEST INFO

Note: I’ve had multiple people in my requests/askes trying to find my request rules and I realised I never made an actual post about them so here I guess!

FANDOMS:

- Scott Pilgrim

- Beetlejuice

- Heathers

- Halloween

- Scream

- DC (most media including comics)

- YouTuber Egos

- COD

- Fionna and Cake

- Gravity Falls

- FNAF The Musical

- Transformers

- Megatron

- Mortal Combat

- Southpark

- BASEketball

- Little Shop Of Horrors

- Something Rotten!

- Sanders Sides

(Will definitely be expanded cuz the ‘tism has no limits)

I WILL Write

- Smut

- Fluff

- Angst

- X Reader

- Ships

- Headcannons

Will NOT Write

- P3dophi1ia

- Non-Con/Dub-Con

- piss k1nk

- shit k1nk

- Necrophilia

- Puppy/Kitty play

- Age play

- Age regression (nothing against people who do it I’m just not educated on it)

General Personal Boundaries

- don’t search for my other socials

- proship and comship DNI

- don’t use my requests for asking me personal questions

- fuck off zionists. Stand with Palestine.

REQUEST STATUS: OPEN!!

#smut #scott pilgram takes off #scott pilgram vs the world #fanfic #fluff #scott pilgrim #Halloween #Micheal myers #scream #horror movies #beetlejuice #youtuber egos #jacksepticeye #markiplier #natewantstobattle #gravity falls #baseketball #southpark #jason schwartzman #call of duty #megatron #transformers #FNAF the musical #little shop of horrors #fionna and cake #heathers #musicals #requests open #requests

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I CAN FIX HIM (REAL) (TRUST) !!

Would yall be mad if I wrote a beetlejuice smut fic….

#i can fix him #I swear #I will fix him #real #trust

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I DONT KNOW THERES JUST SOMETHING ABOUT ALEX BRIGHTMAN IN A VERTICALLY STRIPED SUIT…

Would yall be mad if I wrote a beetlejuice smut fic….

#hear me out #i can fix him #I swear

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Would yall be mad if I wrote a beetlejuice smut fic….

#smut #drabble #beetlejuice #beetlejuice smut #beetlejuice x reader #hear me out #I can fix him

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YOUR NSFW HCS FOR MATTHEW PATEL IS SO DELICIOUS AND YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you do NSFW alphabet of him please

MATTHEW PATEL

NSFW ALPHABET

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NOTE: sorry for dying again lmao im BACK and with MULTIPLE requests for Matty’s NSFW alphabet here I AM!!

WARNING/CONTAINS: face sitting, degrading, praise, mentions of public sex, bondage and mostly DOM! Reader

NSFW UNDER THE CUT

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’s so huffy and puffy. Completely worn out- but he’ll try his best to take care of you and clean up, make sure you’re okay and comfortable and definitely cuddle with you. (Slightly awkwardly but that’s just Matty for you)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Partners: definitely a thigh guy, like he loves them. Like you’re lying on the couch and he just comes up and places his head between your thighs. He’s. Obsessed.

His: probably his hands, he’s really awkward but super handsy and touchy. At first not really but after a while he just needs to touch you constantly. All the time.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He’s super awkward so the first time you guys had sex and he came IN YOU he freaked out because he didn’t know if you wanted that or not. You assured you that was fine and that is probably his FAVOURITE place to cum. No debates.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He’s a little into degrading… like if you walk in on him jerking off and start teasing him calling him “pathetic” and stuff he’ll literally die.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He was 100% a virgin when you met. Look at him. Hes felt the touch of only one woman ever. That woman being his middle school girlfriend. But he tries his best! He wants to make you feel good and he’s willing to put his all into it.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Cowgirl. COWGIRL. He loves when you’re on top, maybe it’s just because he likes you being in charge and that’s the best position for you to do so in… but 100% will actually melt if you ride him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He thought the clitoris was alien propaganda. Enough said.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn’t grow that much hair except in his pubic area. He’s very well groomed but has a nice little happy trail leading up his lower torso.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s so lovey dovey, blubbering almost incoherent praise and whines. Just constant- “I love you”s and “so good- just like that” or “pleasepleaseplease” even if he’s not begging for anything

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Super loud. Constantly whining and whimpering while he does it even if he tries to be quiet he’s horrible at it. He can not keep his mouth shut for more than 30 seconds without letting out a pornographic moan or whine.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Smell. He LOVES your smell. He’s definitely jacked off while sniffing your underwear before just craves anything that has your sent lingering on it. Especially if you’re away.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bed, he wants you to feel comfortable and safe and what’s more comfortable and safe than your own bedroom? Also because he’s too embarrassed for public/semi public sex or even doing it on the couch most of the time.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Call him a good boy. I dare you. Run your fingers through this man’s hair and call him a good boy and tell him how handsome he looks and how amazing he is. He’ll literally fall to his knees and worship you.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Piss. Shit. He’s scared. You’re scared. You’re both scared. Everyone is scared.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves giving it to you, he probably asked you to sit on his face atleast one time- really shyly obviously. He came up to you all quiet and stuttering while he asked. RECEIVING THO? he’ll praise you like you’re the second coming of Jesus Christ. “Just like that- so good” literally in love with the sight of you in your knees for him, his cock engulfed in your mouth.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

You usually take charge but when he does he’s kind of in the middle. He’s probably scared to go fast and rough- he’d be scared of hurting you or breaking something. He prefers slower or more paced sex. Very sensual and loving.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn’t hate them but doesn’t love them. He much rather have you all to himself for an extended period of time, he just wants you for ever and ever!

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’d be so shy that he’d probably stay very vanilla until you pushed him out of his comfort zone. He’s so scared to ask for things he’s just a nervous wreck 99% of the time.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

You can and will overstimulate him. He can and will cry. Not in a bad way out of pleasure of course! He loves it though, he has good stamina you just live to see him whine and whimper under you sometimes… don’t we all?

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He’s not opposed. Definitely teased him with a vibrator before, tying his hands to the bed and resting it on the tip of his cock, watching him whine and beg for too to stop teasing him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn’t like to tease BUT he loves to BE teased. Always resting your hand on his upper thigh dangerously close to his crotch, subtly calling him the nicknames you call him in bed in public, ect ect. He pretends to be annoyed but LOVES IT.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Loud. LOUD. LOUD MAN. Whines, moans, grunts, whimpers, begging, dirty talk. He’s constantly blubbering incoherently he cannot and WILL NOT shut up. In a good way OFC!!

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Probably wears a headband to keep his hair out of his face while eating you out or sucking you off- ONE OF THESE:

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s not very muscular, slightly scrawny but not completely. I’d say he’s an in between, like half scrawny nerd half toned gym bro.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He’s got a relatively normal sex drive, nothing crazy but he will complain if you guys are alone when he’s horny. 100%.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Almost instantly tbh. Right after clean up he’s OUT. Capoot. Gone.

#smut #scott pilgram takes off #scott pilgram vs the world #fanfic #fluff #scott pilgrim #drabble #matthew patel smut #matthew patel x reader #matthew patel #gideon graves #gideon graves smut #gideon graves x reader

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Guys stop saying men can be lesbians…

Please…

I can’t do this today if I lose any more brain cells my vital organs will start failing 😰

#lgbt #gay #lesbian #men can’t be lesbians #queer #queer issues #tumblr and twitter are insane

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Girls will be like “your face is so cute”

Like okay????? Sit on it????

#shitpost #I’m really gay #like super gay #I love women #lesbians #let’s go lesbians #and bisexual women #any wlw #wlw #wlw for the win #I just need a cute girl to sit on my face tbh