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y/n: i'm a little chilly Warner: *sets the entire world on fire*

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Kenji: *smiling and waving at Warner*

Warner: what an absolute fucking idiot

Warner: I can’t believe I’d die for him

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Juliette: now, what are the three stages of life? Adam: birth Kenji: what the fuck is this Warner: death

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Cardan and Jude - The Cruel Prince

Artist: @hachandraws

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no u dont understand I’m OBSESSED

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Jameson: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Grayson: What did you do?!

Jameson: NOBODY DIED!

Grayson: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Jameson: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

Grayson: It’s just you.

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Janeson: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.

Grayson: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

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Xander: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

Avery, used to Xander being dumb: Sure...

Xander: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Avery: Okay?

Xander: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Avery:

Xander: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-

Avery: Jesus, that one is a little-

Jameson, interested: No, no, Xander, keep going.

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Jameson: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

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Xander: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.

Grayson: Xander, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Jameson?

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Xander, shooing Grayson away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.

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Avery: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.

Avery: *slow-mo walks out of the room*

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Xander: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Grayson: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

Jameson: Fuck you.

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Grayson: Pick a card, any card.

Jameson: Fine.

Grayson: Wait, that's my credit card!

Jameson: You said any card.

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Jameson, texting Grayson: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…

Grayson′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.

Later

Grayson, texting back: Fuck you.

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Avery, to Xander: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.

Xander: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.

Avery: You just told me you're pregnant.

Jameson: Congratulations Xander, you're glowing!

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Everyone is playing a board game together

Xander: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Avery: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Jameson: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Grayson: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Jameson: *flips the board*

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Avery: Remain CALM! *slaps Jameson multiple times*

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Xander: Jameson is late again.

Grayson: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Max: I printed up a fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Avery: I set his clock to say PM when it’s really AM.

Xander: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.

Jameson bursts through the door

Jameson: WHAT YEAR IS IT?

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Blitzø: We all have our demons.

Blitzø, grabbing Stolas: This one’s mine.

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Blitzø: Stolas and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Stolas: Sentences.

Blitzø: Don't fucking interrupt me.

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I know I’ve used this reference before but I love it and it literally fits that episode perfectly.

Loo Loo Land is still my favourite episode, I’ve rewatched it like 3 times! 

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Obi-Wan: Anakin has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.

Ahsoka: No way

Obi-Wan: Watch this.

Obi-Wan: Hey Anakin, race you to the bottom of the stairs.

Anakin, preparing to jump out a window: Oh yeah this is gonna be so fucking fast

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Rex: Do you think we should check up on the Generals? You know how they get.

Cody: I have my utmost faith that they are handling this mission with caution.

*Muffled screams as Anakin and Obi-Wan plummet past the window*

Rex: ...

Cody: ...

Cody: I'll get the medic

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kidnapper: we have anakin skywalker.

obi-wan: please, put him on the comm.

kidnapper: go ahead, you’re on speaker.

obi-wan: again, anakin?

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Obi wan: We all have our demons.

Obi wan, grabbing Anakin: This one’s mine.

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we need to talk about how everytime Mafuyu says “madaaa” I completely breakdown

one does not simply watch this and come out of it an unchanged man

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L: *gently taps table*

Light: *taps back*

L: *aggressively taps table*

Light: *taps even harder*

Misa: what are they doing?

Rem: morse code

Light: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK RYUZAKI

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L: strawberry milk doesn't taste like strawberry OR milk.

Light, about one more sleepness night away from strangling L: L, sweetie, love of my life, please shut the fuck up

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