yall watched word of honor? should i start posting incorrect quotes for it too or nah???
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wei wuxian: i had a fight with lan zhan yesterday, i told him to grab his stuff and leave
nie huaisang: well, what did he do?
wei wuxian: ....he picked me up and left
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lan wangji: step one, be straight
*wei wuxian walks by*
lan wangi: step one, failed
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wei wuxian: why do you want to learn how to play the flute so much
jiang cheng: ...no reason
wei wuxian: ...doesn't zewu jun know how to play the flute
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jin ling: hey, we’re supposed to dress as someone who inspires us for school on friday and i was wondering if i could borrow one of your hats or maybe a shirt or-
jin ling: uncle jiang, why are you crying, is something wrong?
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lan sizhui: hey, we’re supposed to dress as someone who inspires us for school on friday and i was wondering if i could borrow one of your hats or maybe a shirt or-
lan sizhui: senior wei, why are you crying, is something wrong?
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jiang cheng: sorry i was late, i was....doing stuff
wei wuxian, walking in, disheveled: he pUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
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wei wuxian: i don't chase men
wei wuxian: but if he has a headband and a sword named bichen, a bitch just might power walk
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Welcome back!! Let's bond over stanning Hànguāng Jun to the core
hanguang jun! hanguang jun! hanguang jun!
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wei wuxian: ah-cheng?
jiang cheng: what
wei wuxian: i can't sleep
jiang cheng: i can, goodnight
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I just reblogged a lot of your stuff. I hope you don't mind. These are too funny
nope! go ahead! and thank u!
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Keep up the good work king 👑
thank u so much u too
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lan wangji: *carrying a load of grocery bags in both hands*
wei wuxian: *reaches out a hand to help*
lan wangji: *switches all bags into one hand* *takes wei wuxian’s hand and holds it*
wei wuxian: that's not what- okay
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xue yang: can i sit here
xiao xingchen: that's my lap
xue yang:
xue yang: that doesn't answer my question
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wei wuxian: can i sit here
lan wangji: that's my lap
wei wuxian:
wei wuxian: that doesn't answer my question
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lan xichen: can i sit here
jiang cheng: that's my lap
lan xichen:
lan xichen: that doesn't answer my question
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wei wuxian: *throws ball to lan wangji*
wei wuxian: now throw it back!
lan wangji:
lan wangji: *throws it back*
wei wuxian: i mEANT THE BALL
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