Life is a straight person.
And I'm a 100gecs song
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So many people say "fuck communism" yet I'm still a virgin.
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Diary of a wimpy kid: Rodrick Rules is better than any Quentin tarantino movie
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Netflix and Disney really made a mistake making Avatar and Hamilton so easily available now so that we can use them to radicalize people into wanting to fight a tyrannical government. And ya know, maybe dismantle capitalism if we have some time left over.
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Little known fact: cops are legally required to help you get to the after life when they kill you. If they don't you can and should sue them.
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Today's gender is just too tired for this shit.
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Anyone wanna learn alchemy with me so we can create creatures that even God himself would fear?
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