lifeisalemontree

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Honest to God, I will hate a female or LGBTQIA+ author to death but I will never in a million years let a white dude the satisfaction of agreeing with him when he slanders them. Even the worst not-a-girls'-girl in the world is not going down on my watch because of the local chad. I'm sorry.

#books #female author #lgbt author #romantasy #romance

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YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED

All Olympic events should save a spot for a random, average person so viewers can see how much better the athletes are than normal people

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Here again: this year a lot more people watched us from their houses and waved through windows!

The very first Pride we have here in Bergamo (Italy)

HERE AND QUEER.

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i don’t know what i’m trying to see here but it’s certainly something

#7

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My dad is an OR nurse and he described blown up spleens with excruciating detail. He also absolutely agrees with the theory that CPR is to be done singing "Stayin' Alive" if you don't preform CPR for a living.

My mom is a factory worker and produces helmet for motorcycles. I know the name of every single part of an helmet and know every way to know if the helmet is too big for you head. Also please people wash your hair, many of you are gross.

it has occurred to me, as I age, that most people did not spend their childhoods getting simplified breakdowns of class-action lawsuits explained to them over dinner at least once a week

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You guys. I'm italian.

I just discovered that the english translation for "Il Paese dei Balocchi" in Pinocchio (an italian fairy tale) is Pleasure Island. W-why?! It's supposed to mean Town of Toys, why is it adult rated in english???

#pinocchio #pleasure island #paese dei balocchi #disney #italia #italy

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I really really really need the pattern for the sweater Michael B Jordan wears in Wakanda Forever, please.

#wakanda forever #michael b jordan #pattern #marvel #black panther #that scene was insane #sweater

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This year again

Fairy hunting

#mashroom

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Had a crisis, went on Amazon, bought 30 new plantes.

Now I need names.

Also, these two are in love:

#just kidding #they're a gift for my soon to be graduated friend #I really did have a crisis tho #plant #plants #succulents #succulents and cacti #cacti aesthetic #cactus

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So... Then covid came and we couldn't have a physical Pride and so two years passed, but saturday we gathered back in the streets.

Always here always queer.

Also, this is my old high school supporting the Pride:

Aaand that's it. Be loud, be proud.

The very first Pride we have here in Bergamo (Italy)

HERE AND QUEER.

[lifeisalemontree]

I'm here for for Elain's first fist.

I’m here for Elain (fist) first.

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Fairy hunting

#fairy hunting #fairy #fairies #fungi fan club #fungi #woods #north italy #northern italy #italy #boschi #funghi #nord italia #jk I was chestnut hunting 'cause food is the only thing I would hunt

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I honestly thought the lesson was "you should fear my wife much more than you do" and that then Jude would have appeared and slashed the bitch in half, but I guess I like this ending too.

“Having a heart is terrible, but you need one anyway.”

— Cardan Greenbriar, How the King of Elfhame Learned to Hate Stories by Holly Black

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Today I found out that yarners think crocheting socks is subversive and controversial and I just…on one hand, why the fuck not, I guess yarners are allowed to have their controversies, but on the other, how much time do you have in your FUCKIN DAY??

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Ah yes, mediterranean islands:

SiciLIE, SardiNOPE and CorsiCAN'T

#marvel #what if #marvel's what if #agent carter #peggy carter #captain carter #captain america #hayley atwell #mediterranean #islands #mediterranean islands

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I can't explain how Barbara Palvin would be perfect for playing Feyre for the way she looks but will never be able to portray anger the way she should and could only play Elain instead.

#acotar #acomaf #acowar #acofas #acosf #a court of thorns and roses #sarah j maas #feyre archeron #elain archeron #barbara palvin #archeron sisters #does this make any sense? no

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Some of you people never had a greek mythology/ egyptian gods/ dinosaurs obsession phase... And it shows.

#greek mythology #ancient egypt #egyptian gods #dinosaurs #i have an obsession #and it shows #how do you even do that