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do you think peter pettigrew ever got upset about constantly being picked for kill when the mauraders played fuck marry kill

#mauraders #fuck marry kill #harry potter #wizarding world #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #sirius black #james potter

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when mr. rochester dressed in drag as an old fortune teller and elaborately pranked an entire party partly to get jane’s attention… when mr. rochester wrote, composed, and performed an entire song for jane eyre on the spot… when mr. rochester took in his former sugar baby’s bastard child despite her presence being a painful reminder to him of her mother, and then claimed not to love the child despite spoiling her with gifts… when mr. rochester sacrificed his life trying to save his wife even though she tried to kill him multiple times and he still refused to put her in ferndean manor because he didn’t think it was good enough for her (making it meaningful that he ends up living there himself when he’s disabled, showing he prized himself less than her)… when mr. rochester took jane out for an extravagant all-day shopping trip and was way more enthusiastic about it than her… when mr. rochester shared a god-given telepathic connection with jane which induced them to reunite… when mr. rochester decided to wear the pearl necklace he originally bought for jane for forever… when mr. rochester made up a story for little adèle about jane being an elf magically sent to him from the moon… when mr. rochester pulled jane onto his horse… when mr. rochester…

#exactly

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when you finally realize at the ripe age of 26 that you have autism and suddenly it all comes together

#asd #autism #dad #like father like daughter #female autism #male autism #late bloomer #i am a jedi #like my father before me #star wars #return of the jedi #luke skywalker #anakin skywalker #neurodivergent #adult autistic #late diagnosis #late diagnosed autistic

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Real interactions from an INFJ, pt. 8

Everyone: *standing in an awkward silence*

ENTP: "so has anyone eaten a lemon recently??"

Everyone:

Me: "... have... YOU? Eaten a lemon... recent-????-"

ENTP: "no no no. I just thought it might be an interesting conversation if someone had"

#Ne #entp #infj #Ti #Fe #mbti #real life #interactions

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girls do not poop they only go to the bathroom to cry

#girls #we're girls #just girly things #hi barbie #girls don't poop #crying in the bathroom

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There's no such thing as a "weird girl" because we all are. 100% of us. Let me explain:

20% show their weird always. These are the ones we *say* are weirdgirls.

70% are weirdgirls and don't show it except at sleepovers, with their best friends & sisters, and when they get a boyfriend

10% are normal but because they're only 10% of us, technically THEY'RE the weird ones

#weird girls #what #💯 #girl humor #woman #women #weird #normal

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Wearing nothing to the Barbie premiere because it's the most accurate to my experience of growing up playing with them

#barbie #release day #barbenheimer

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Real interactions from an INFJ, pt. 7

INFP: "JELLO SHOTS?? Oooo that sounds fun!"

Me, about to remind her she doesn't like jello: "But-"

INFP: "Well actually I don't like jello. But I like people who like jello!"

#infp #infj #fi #ne #si #te #ni #fe #ti #se #introvert #feeler #intuitive #perceiver #judger #mbti #16 personalities #meyers briggs #out of context

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Call me dramatic if you want but i firmly believe that every british person who says "bits" instead of "pulp" should be arrested for disturbing the peace by being unnecessarily gross with their language choices

#orange juice #with pulp #with bits #without pulp #without bits #breakfast #juice #oranges #british people am i right #british #just british things

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not daddy issues, not mommy issues, but a secret, third thing (sibling issues)

#siblings #brothers #sisters #daddy issues #mommy issues #sibling issues #secret third thing

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idk who needs to hear this, but no one cares about your social media departure.

jk i know exactly who needs to hear this EVERY WHITE CHRISTIAN YOUNG ADULT WOMAN stfu please please and just leave us in peace

#i say this as a white christian young adult woman #no one cares #stfu #leave #bye #instagram #facebook #metaverse #social media fasting #gross

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Blasting this bad boy overtop the next guy friend who tries to ask me on a date

#austin & ally #ross lynch #disney channel #ally dawson #austin moon #laura marano

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Real interactions from an INFJ, pt. 6

ESFP: "you're cooler than I thought you were. Like you're actually funny??"

Me: ".................................................... thank you?"

#mbti #meyers briggs #mbti dialogue #irl #16 personalities #esfp #infj #esfp x infj #se #ni #fi #fe #te #ti #feelers

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Real interactions from an INFJ, pt. 5

me: "so tired"

ISTP: "so go to sleep"

me: "can't, I'm working"

ISTP: "so leave"

me: "I can't, I need money to live"

ISTP: "so just die"

#istp x you #istp #infj #mbti #ti #se #ni #fe #meyers briggs #16 personalities

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How to tell apart INxJ

INFJ: 😑😑😑 (constant rbf)

You: "Hi!"

INFJ, 0 to 100 in a single second: "Omg hi😄😊"

INTJ: 😑😑😑 (constant rbf)

You: "Hi!"

INTJ: "😐😐😐 hi"

#infj #intj #rbf #mbti #inxj #ni #introverted intuition #fe #te #ti #meyers briggs

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Those 3 girls from despicable me all ended up lesbians i will be taking no questions

#despicable me #margo #edith #agnus #headcanon #steve carell

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Real interactions from an INFJ (pt. 4)

ESFJ: *gets something from my glovebox* *glovebox won't shut* *tries to shut it gently like 17 times*

me: "dude." *reaches over and slams it shut*

#extroverts #nice #impatient #patient #rude #fe #high fe #infj #esfj #mbti #typing #personality #meyers briggs