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wait

disney is making live action hercules?

am i missing something?

#disney #live action #hercules #i'm confused

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oh no, you have lost your bed privilege

tonight you are demoted to couch

#why you may ask? #because you have spilled your beans on the bed #three times this month #you will be demoted to floor #if you spilled your beans on the couch #shitpost

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try to continue this paragraph without me giving any context

#shakespeare #vaccine #good morning britain #out of context #try me

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"Bring back manly, masculine men!" She exclaimed on the top of the podium while wearing a suit and high heels, both items are deemed masculine, at least were.

#idk what to tag this as #but i think it's #another #shitpost

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looks like i have found a copycat of among us on youtube called "murder party" or something. don't take my words for it though, i have only seen the ad once and took a screencap. it has 1+ download so i think it's pretty new.

#among us #copycat #mobile games #youtube ads

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i simp to a fictional character before shipping them to another fictional character, and then dedicate my entire soul into the ship before the company killed one of them and paired the other with an asshole

#shitpost #fictional characters #i ship them #ship #shipping #how dare you #mood #my current situation

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i'm gonna admit it, i ate too much chocolate today

#shitpost #chocolate

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y'all ever look at some of jojo characters and think

"how the hell are they straight?"

#jjba #random #random thoughts #shitpost

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aye, bee, see, dee, ee, ef, jee, age, ai, jay, kay, el, em, en, o, pee, kyu, are, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex, why, and zee

now i know my aye bee see

next time won't you sing with me

#alphabet #alphabets #shitpost #k bye i'm done

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why do most of them look like a menorah

recently learned about a horticultural technique called Espalier, it’s the funniest goddamn thing i’ve ever seen.

Espalier allows trees to be trained into 2-dimensions, by tying the branches to a flat surface as the tree grows. They literally flatten the tree. They make the tree flat. Flat tree!!!

Look at this. This is objectively hilarious:

And people get fancy about it. Look at this nonsense:

(the first one’s called a Belgian Fence, and can be used as an actual fence)

Espalier is actually a very useful technique for

increasing fruit yield

gardening is small spaces

maximizing or minimizing sunlight (since the branches all face the same direction) and therefore extending the growing season

Like. this is a legitimately practical gardening method. but it looks like they squished a tree between the pages of a book. just squashed it flat like a sad little dried flower! i could use these trees as a bookmark!!!

But yes, it is also a healthy and clever way to grow lots of fruit in small spaces, in climates they might not otherwise be suited for. I’m still going to make fun of it, but it honestly looks delightful and delicious.

Espalier!

#k bye lol

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vegans (especially peta) do know that commercial chicken eggs are unfertilized and does not contain any fetuses, right? it's basically period for hens.

#eggs #chicken #hens #chicks #roosters #and cocks

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moroha is now a ditto

#hanyou no yashahime #yashahime #yashahime episode 9 #yashahime moroha #moroha #ditto

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YURI ON ICE IS FINALLY GETTING A MOVIE MY PRECIOUS BOYS AAAH

#yuri on ice #yuri on ice ice adolescence #yuri on ice movie #yuri katsuki #victor nikirofov #movie

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today i saw a "special" fanart of sesshomaru and jaken

needless to say i have seen everything and i need bleach

#inuyasha #yashahime #sesshomaru #jaken #something #i need bleach

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GUYS I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

i was procrastinating from my math homework when i remember there's this one guy with the name something something marten so i googled it up

AND THEN I ACCIDENTALLY FOUND THIS

my heart

precious lil babies

#my heart #my heart just exploded #did someone just crossbred a red panda with a weasel #aah #it's so cute #call 911 #i need an ambulance

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hehe wakko go bonk

#animaniacs #animaniacs 2020 #reboot #hehe #bonk

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you might already know that loki, the trickster god from norse mythology, was impregnated by a stallion named svađilfari and gave birth to an eight-legged horse named sleipnir that he later gave to his blood brother odin.

but have you ever thought about who breastfed sleipnir? was it loki? was it another mare? was it sigyn? or was sleipnir never breastfed? we will never know.

anyways imma put an image of tom hiddleston's loki breastfeeding an eight-legged colt in your brain rn i hope you can sleep tonight

#norse mythology #shower thoughts #questions #weird stuff #tom hiddleston #loki