#;out of bullets.

[neil-gaiman]

Hi Neil,

I just saw this post where someone zoomed in on Aziraphale's face and it looks a lot like he's holding a bullet in his teeth

Does Aziraphale have a bullet in his teeth?!?!?

is this intentional?!?!?

please, tell us

I can't put the link to the post here but there is research, there is a slow motion video.

Thank You

Aziraphale has a bullet between his teeth at all points in Good Omens Season 1 and 2, except during the actual bullet catch sequence in Season 2 episode 4, when he has either a small fish or an enormous diamond between his teeth...

#i don't understand the internet any longer #please ignore this post #he only has a bullet in his mouth when he takes the bullet out of his mouth

[doctorjennifermelfi]

marius is so “oh no! anyway” about eponine confessing her love and then immediately dying that 1862 girlies could have started using “and by the way, monsieur marius, i believe that i was a little bit in love with you” as a preface to announce major geopolitical events

#i know theres a lot going on but bro didnt even notice that she stuck out her hand to stop a bullet for him #i cant with this dude #les mis

[greenglowinspooks]

To be honest. DCxDP where the reason Danny meets the bats is Ace the Bat-hound

Like, just think about it for a second. Danny is in Gotham for college, or maybe he just moved out to find a city where having mad scientist parents isn’t actually that unusual.

He can see ghosts.

The ghosts know this.

Now he’s getting harassed left and right by spirits trying to get closure. Fine, whatever, most of them are a one-and-done type deal, and the amount of ghosts trying to get his help steadily decreases.

Except for this one very stubborn dog.

It just keeps showing up and leading him to crime scenes! He doesn’t know how many “anonymous tips” he can call in to the cops before they trace his phone! And this dog, this incredibly good boy, will not stop trying to help the city. He’s never met anyone with such a strong sense of justice, let alone a dog. Can dogs even have a moral compass?

And so Danny just accepts the fact that Ace isn’t going anywhere and becomes his reluctant sidekick/dedicated medium. He leans into the whole thing, dressing up in a mix of traditional magic-user attire and accessories that pay homage to the ghost dog.

He becomes somewhat well known. The psychopomp detective following around the shadowy figure of a German Shepard? That’s unusual! That’s weird! I mean, it’s not the weirdest thing in Gotham, sure, but he’s a new vigilante and he’s got a ghost dog that people can only see when it’s around him. Someone’s gonna notice.

Damian, as Robin, is the first to reach out to him.

Ace doesn’t know Damian but he does know a Robin, and while this isn’t his Robin, he’s still friendlier than usual. Danny’s panicking because oh god the bats are here and also is this kid gonna steal my ghost dog, Damian is absolutely delighted by Ace, and Ace is just happy to see a Robin again.

Damian decides that the psychopomp isn’t a danger to anyone, and there’s no reason to put this encounter into his reports, really, and perhaps Danny can help with some of his cases in the future.

Danny is sweating bullets because Damian basically tells him that he’ll keep him secret as long as he gets to play with Ace. Ace is happy that he’s finally getting some bat affiliated crime-fighting assistance.

And so, Danny is now both Ace AND Damian’s reluctant assistant. At least whenever he’s in trouble, he can always call a middle schooler to help him.

(Is Robin even in school? He’s out patrolling damn near every night, and he stays out late as hell. Does he have a bedtime? He should.)

Eventually it gets to the point where Damian is going over to Danny’s house. When he first sees it, he has a damn bitch you live like this moment, to which Danny responds that not everyone has the money to afford a nice place. Damian counters that he could at least take the time to clean up, and Danny replies that he’s working, going to school, and being a vigilante assistant to a ghost dog, something’s got to give.

Danny nearly has a heart attack when he checks his bank account the next day and sees that someone transferred him 10,000 dollars.

And so they get into a routine. Danny and Damian fight crime with Ace at night, and occasionally Damian stops by during the day to play with Ace and have Danny help with his homework.

(Damian is smart enough to do it on his own, but some of the instructions are written incredibly confusingly, and he would never admit to needing help to his family. Danny is just glad that the kid is in school and cares about his education, blissfully unaware that he’s basically emotionally adopted him.)

Damian is used to being in Danny’s company.

Eventually, when going over a case with the family, Damian absentmindedly remarks that he’ll have to ask Danny about some of the clues that they might be missing. Nightwing asks who he means and Damian makes a face like he just swallowed a lemon.

Cue shitstorm.

Who is “Danny?” Why is Damian willing to ask for help from anyone, much less someone outside of the family? Does he know who Damian is? Has Damian been compromised? What the hell is going on?

Damian now has to explain that Danny is the psychopomp with the ghost dog who he might have met hunted down while on patrol and conveniently not mentioned, but he’s not a bad person, really, and he lets him play with Ace, and he’s been quite helpful on certain cases due to his ability to talk to ghosts.

Bruce insists that the family meet Danny. Damian, hoping that he won’t just skip town the second he hears the news, relents.

Danny is surprisingly eager to meet the bats, considering his earlier fears.

Damian, blissfully unaware of what’s coming, sets a time and place to meet.

Once everyone is there, he gives Bruce the earful of a lifetime.

Robin is in middle school! Danny knows that there’s no way to stop the boy from going on patrol, but you could at least shift his schedule so he gets enough sleep on school nights! Does the Bat even know where he is half the time?! (No) And why isn’t he comfortable asking his family for help with both cases and homework? Did they ever even notice how much time he was spending at Danny’s house? If Danny was a bad person, he could have seriously hurt the poor boy! Shame on you!

Nightwing is mortified that Damian didn’t trust him enough to tell him about any of this. Red Hood is laughing his ass off, because yeah Danny is making good points but he’s also chewing out the literal Batman. Tim is recording the whole thing. Steph is delighted by the absolute gall of this Danger Twink™️, and already planning to add him to several groupchats. Damian is more embarrassed than he’s ever been in his entire life.

You, he points to Nightwing, did your academic life feel supported when you were a Robin? Nightwing is too stunned to speak. Red Hood, eternal shit-stirrer, says that oh, we all prioritized patrol over our education, that’s just how it is. Red Robin actually dropped out of high school to avoid distractions, did you know that?

Danny honest-to-god shrieks at this.

He finishes his angry rant and leaves, everyone too stunned to stop him.

And as it turns out, Tim wasn’t the only person recording the whole thing.

The entire internet is blowing up with Psychopomp The Danger Twink™️’s rant. People are taking sides. Things are getting messy. Red Hood literally admitting on-camera to previously being a Robin is somehow not the main focus here.

Eventually someone connects some dots from the video, as well as stories circling the internet about the psychopomp. A ghost dog named Ace, who is the literal only reason that the psychopomp is fighting crime at all, which seems incredibly fond of Nightwing and Robin.

A crime-fighting dog who wants constant attention from both the current and original Robin.

Oh my god, Ace the Bat-hound died and became a crime-fighting ghost.

And, somehow, that’s still not the strangest thing going on in Gotham.

#dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp prompt #literally Ace is too good a boy to pass on #this veered wildly into ‘Danny emotionally adopts Damian’ but really it’s what he deserves #sometimes family is an ex child assassin an undead college student and a ghost dog #also Danny gives literally no shits during investigations because he Cannot Die #he will just casually take 40 bullets to the chest like it’s nothing #if he encounters a rogue he will beat the everloving hell out of them and then give them Jazz’s card #(she’s doing confidential therapy for vigilantes and rogues) #except for the ones who are too far gone. like the joker #he’s a bitch and Danny hates him #if given the opportunity Danny would gladly kill him but Clockwork says he’s not allowed to do that #so he settles with beating the hell out of him and then covering all his stuff in glue #and of course alerting the authorities

[knifeslidez]

THAT GIRL'S NOT RIGHT IN THE BRAIN

#i actually rlly like how this turned out #gerard way #mcr #my chemical romance #mcr art #my chem #my chem art #my chem fanart #my chem fan art #three cheers era #three cheers for sweet revenge #revenge era #revenge era gerard #mcr fanart #mcr fan art #demolition lovers #ibymbybmyl #i brought you my bullets you brought me your love #bullets era #gerard way mcr #my art pile

[ur-local-emo]

Just a reminder that Gerard Way is always attractive no matter what era it is!!!

#my chemical romance #mcr #gerard way #bullets era #revenge era #black parade era #danger days era #swarm era #i brought you my bullets you brought me your love #three cheers for sweet revenge #the black parade #danger days #swarm tour #i also just found out he had an ed during the dd era so just remember YOUR WEIGHT DOESNT DEFINE YOU OR ANYONE ELSE

[jaratedeguadalupe]

hc that sniper or scout calls the other over whenever they see animals get up to some mischief

#hey babe check out these cayotes eating carrots #what do you mean you've been feeding them #sniper #you can't keep doing this #i saw this and immediately thought of them #ngl #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #tf2 shitpost #speeding bullet #team fortress 2

[pumpumpuli]

Here are all the frames for the STP Lost Kitten video! Some are better than others. Wraith's BG is literally from the game because I am not able to draw such lines on the tablet.

This was a fun project. Dunno if I'll do anything like this again though.

#Thank you to Tobi and Niko for helping me through the artist's block #The Nightmare turned out the best #Poor Witch bit the bullet and got the ugliest bg #slay the princess #stp #stp fanart #animatic frames #am i supposed to list all the princesses? #it's a lot of them #not everyone though

[zer0point5ive]

gay people never flirt normally it’s always gotta be shit like this

#fruity as hell in this gayass room #chainshipping #adam faulkner stanheight #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon #saw 2004 #adam’s scrawny ass going absolutely feral while having a bullet lodged in his shoulder from lawrence literally shooting him #to SAVE lawrence like ??!! #& then lawrence pulling him down #that’s actually why john left adam there #the phobia jumped out #lawrence at least had the wife defence #📼

[castowhere]

Dedicated to that one Sniper I met on 2fort

#team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 #team fortress 2 #sniper #scout #sniperscout #speeding bullet #fanart #we were just hangin out #i miss him #i jumped on the roof and did a little crouch crouch and he did it back #can love bloom in 2fort #i hope the ALT text is good! im not used to writing them but im making more effort to do so now

[homkamiro]

You're feeling very sick inside, well, okay...

So you've had a bad day?

I don’t know what to say...

Look what’s become of my doctor...

#i figured if I draw only sniperscout 24/7 I might burn out or lose interest in them #and I have a speeding bullet week this november that I'm planning to make through #so I'm taking a lil break #after all I need to draw red oktoberfest during october yeah?? #plus they remind me of lesbians from next door from falsettos #god we need tf2 and falsettos crossover. fits SO well with engiespy #team fortress 2 #team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #heavymedic #red oktoberfest

[kotdish]

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #sniperscout #speeding bullet #suggestive #my art #someone pointed out to me that blending modes mess up values and it suddenly all clicked to me #screwwwww blending modes correction layers are where it’s at #that scene in good omens season 2 episode 2 where fucking. Aziraphale puts his hand on crowley’s chest driving me mad #I had to do something similar I just had to

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

#jokes on you #im being held hostage #the thesis would take me out back #and put a bullet in my brain #thesis is chaotic evil #humor #shitpost #lol #pls help #jokes #but I defend in a week #a sword?? #help #grad school #gradblr #graduation #academics

[maomango-doodle]

Jazz puns, am I right?

Some random doodles

#trigun #trigun maximum #midvalley the hornfreak #hoppered the gauntlet #shinxo art #midvalley knows how to throw hands i just know it #like he'd rather not to (hands are precious for a musician) but i bet he could knock out a dude if he's rly not in the mood for any bs #on the OTHER HAND it's an absolute delight to imagine he's actually incapable of fistfighting anyone and resorts to #running away when sylvia overheats or he runs out of bullets #hmm food for thought #the doodles under the cut are just me going “i need to draw some vague angst” and “i need to cook midvalley with bbq sauce” #cw blood

[i-hear-a-sound]

saw musical save me…. saw musical. save me saw musical….

#saw #saw the musical #chainshipping #saw 2004 #imagine not only getting a whole parody musical but one in which those bathroom bitches make out on stage. #and one of them. fingers the others bullet hole. on stage. and it’s real. and it’s real and on stage and you know what? i won. we won.

[bettiebloodshed]

And my second Bullets proof sheet from Justin Borucki! This one has one less photo, but I just love their posing, the Ray sunshine grin, Mikey clearly trying to sort out how to handle himself (its okay to be tall buddy!).

As before: 1) credit Justin Borucki as they are his original photos (his instagram is justinborucki) and 2) link back to my post somewhere if you end up posting these elsewhere.

@current-mcr-news

#gerard way #mikey way #ray toro #frank iero #mikey out here just serving entire lesbian realness #mcr #my chemical romance #i brought you my bullets you brought me your love #bullets era #mcr history #my chemical romance history #mcr photos #justin borucki

[mxrisacoulter]

what are you thinking?

the ol' punch and judy?

#mine* #bullet train #tangerine #aaron taylor johnson #sorry the quality is so bad but i couldnt wait until there's a decent t0rr3nt out so this is just from a cinema recording lol #the ol adding noise to make it look hq #someone pls tell me whether its old punch and judy or whole punch and judy i have no idea lol #all my followers who haven't seen bullet train watching me post about my intense thirst for this man #he was so fine in this film fr fr #watching bullet train isnt enough i need atj to- #update: the digital release has finally happened so im just replacing all my bad quality old gifs with shiny new ones lol