#[i will make these posts shorter than usual

[alphajocklover]

Can we see the Alpha turning a couple of gay betas who used to be boyfriends into pussy obsessed straight bros?

Someone clearly saw my post about Alphas and sexuality. When I talk about Alphas I usually talk about them in general terms, since getting close and personal with an Alpha is practically begging to get turned into their beta. I usually don’t name names or get into specifics. But since you asked…

Meet Alvin and Benny. They’re boyfriends, or at least they were when this photo was taken. They used to be a loving couple. Alvin, the bigger one, loved to travel and dreamed of taking a trip to Paris. He was an outgoing, friendly guy who was always very kind. Benny, the shorter one, was slightly less social, being painfully shy. Still he had a good heart, loved to write, and once you got to know him he was the funniest person you’d ever meet. Alvin and Benny were great together, being an ideal couple. They brought out the best of each other and supported eachother in everything.

And then they met Cal.

Neither of them really remember how Cal came into their lives? Was he their new neighbor? No, that wasn’t right. Was he Alvin’s new coworker? That didn’t ring true either. Maybe he was Benny’s childhood friend who had come out of the woodwork? Whoever he was, he quickly integrated into their lives. It started off with small things, like skipping drag brunch with their other gay friends to hang out with Cal, or eating a salad instead of a donut because Cal suggested they try to eat healthier. But things escalated quickly, as they usually do with Alphas. Soon Al and Ben, as they now liked to be called, were working out like crazy because they wanted to keep up with Cal. They started talking differently, using words like bro and dude almost constantly, because Cal talked like that, and they were Cal’s bros. They quickly started to forget they were ever anything but Cal’s bros, his betas. Still, through it all, they stayed a couple. It was… weird. Cal was kind of impressed honestly. Usually by the time someone became a beta they lost all interest in relationships with anyone but their Alpha. But these two… they had hung onto it, despite everything. It was impressive… and it pissed Cal off. He didn’t mind that they were gay, but he fucking hated that they were still resisting him. He was their fucking Alpha, and they were his Betas. He should have complete control over them. But he was confident in his powers, like all Alphas are.

So he made a game of it.

He decided to see how far he could push them, how many changes they could handle while still being a gay couple. It wasn’t hard to increase their libidos, nor was it hard to give them an intense urge to fuck pussy. It took 3 months for the changes to finalize, and Cal found it hilarious to watch the two former fags slowly transform, how they’d insist they were gay while also bragging to eachother and Cal about all the pussy they were getting. How they were still convinced they were boyfriends when the closest they’d get to being intimate now is when they’d spit roast a bimbo together on their cocks. In the end there never was never an exact moment where they went from gay to straight. Overtime they just slowly forgot that that was what they used to be. They didn’t think about it anymore. Their relationship with their Alpha was far more important than their relationship with each other after all. And if their Alpha wanted two pussy obsessed straight douchebags, that was what he’d get.

Maybe Cal would let them be a couple again one day. Or maybe he’d make them both into his personal cock suckers. But for now Cal was happy to watch the former fags act like a couple of straight bros. All for him.

**Another Gay to Straight story, this time taking place is my ‘Alpha with a Capital A’ world. I love it when people ask me to expand on the stuff I’ve made, and I had fun writing this. Hope you liked it! If anyone ever wants to see me expand more on anything I’ve written before, just ask!**

#muscle growth tf #jock tf #jock transformation #jockification #twink to jock #muscle tf #alpha with a capital a

[luvring]

actually losing my mind over vere + ais + mc like…. imagine how fun that would be. they would all get up to so much m

VERE/MC/AIS HCS

gn!reader | :3 hiii. these can be read platonically! it's mostly little moments i can imagine. for fun!

it's a fun dynamic where there can always be a duo making fun of one person and it switches every day, every hour. one person goes wow vere you're so horny what's your deal and the other joins in. later vere and mc find themselves making fun of ais for acting so tough and mysterious. mc getting bullied about Not having Gloves,

sorry i've been watching lethal company a lot but they'd be sooo annoying /affectionate. making fun of each other on the radio, pretending like they can't hear them. vere getting pissed off when you don't get his body. ais taunting all the monsters while mc is telling him to shut the fuck up. mc saying "bet you can't make that jump" and then getting them to fall.

the three of them show up at the wet wick and it's already bad enough with vere and ais but now the trio… will a fight start? will a fire be lit by accident? how many people from and outside the main cast have headaches

ais says he's bored and mc goes Start a fight or something and vere's like yeah ais just start a fight. and ais is like ? you guys suck ass. but also he Will start one. so

vere and mc watching ais in a brawl and they comment to the bystander next to them like. How much you wanna bet he wins? and it's a joke but i do think they could/would bet on ais at some point LOL

mhin thinks they might die btw. would rather die than be put in a room with them, even. their worst nightmare.

leander. ....vaguely jealous of mc/all of them even as they all taunt and tease him. somebody get this guy some friends please

i never thought about it but i do wonder what vere's relationship is with princess/ais's pets. i don't knowww imagine how cute it could be watching them jump on him or fighting over who they like most...

vere and ais (un)intentionally use inside jokes/references with each other so mc has a few choices of 1) staring at them 2) asking what they're talking about 3) making fun of them etc. if mc is genuinely bothered by it i'm sure they'd explain and stay aware of it. if mc is just like Ok Be a little less Obvious they roll their eyes and tease them too

moments where two are hanging out, the third appears and goes Wow, Hanging out without me? and the two are like What, Are you obsessed with us or something? Need to always be near us?

specifically thinking of ais coming up on vere and mc are sitting together. they start teasing and jokingly flirting with him as if he's a stranger and it starts unraveling when they ask who's his favourite like Oh??? Them??? after everything we've been through???

ais disliking isolation, vere and mc check on him every so often and behind his teasing remarks, there's a softness and gratitude in his gaze

one of them starts to absentmindedly brush vere's tail and then the other notices and joins in. vere trusting them but still threatening to like, kill them if they mess up his fur. mc and ais going oohh i'm gonna mess it up so bad and then his tail has never looked nicer

a lot of things are meant for 2 people sitting... on the bus or carnival rides etc etc so the odd one out gets chosen by like. rock paper scissors. or just some silly game. not always of course but it happens. "best out of 3" "ok wait fuck you best out of 5" etc

cute little moment where person in the middle leans against one's shoulder, and the one on the other side notices and leans on theirs. a train!!

#touchstarved game #touchstarved ais #touchstarved vere #touchstarved #sorry this is shorter than usual...gonna make my hc posts a little...shorter in general....so i actually do them...ohman #like this is from early last year BRO IM SOSORRY.

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Brazilian Grand Prix - Jenson Button

#no matter how many times i have seen him kissing the camera i still combust and fall onto the floor every time i see it #JENSE SINGING WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS ON THE RADIO I FELT SO UNWELLLLLLLLLL JENSEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! #AAAAHHHH HES SOOOOOOOOOO YKNOW???? HES SOOOOOOO!!!!!! #ANYWAYS I LOVE BRAWN!!! BEST TEAM!! BEST UNDERDOGS!!! #i fear that i am dreadfully painfully wholeheartedly in love with him.... #god ive not even delved into the pics from this race bcs i think i will melt into the floor and sob when i do #also i am not immune to a man loving and supporting his son sob sob sob ;;; jense and his dad always make me feel so warm #again ty to lemon for pointing me towards the one clip!! #usually these posts are just moments from the main race archive but these all came from 3 dif videos so that was v fun as you can imagine.. #im not quite finished the season yet but i can still commentate on this bcs now the wcc and wdc are tied up #but its wild bcs this season took me longer than the last one but since it had less races it still felt shorter/faster to me somehow #for the midseason i was practically lined up with the current season(i.e. watching Monaco 09 the same week as Monaco 23) #so it was pretty fun to experience both and see the differences(i think i like 2009 better hehehe) but now i have majorly overtook 2023 #jenson button #jb22 #brawn #brawn gp #2009 brazilian gp #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1

[codecicle]

Help wait you're 14?? ok that makes sense actually (NO OFFENCE)

every once in a while someone decides to actually read through my pinned and I get an ask like this a little while after don't worry anon you're not the first to be surprised and you won't be the last o/

#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍 #we have mail :] #slightly off topic but is the right facing slash slightly shorter than normal? why is his arm so tiny -> o/ #anyway yeag!! 14 years old and rapidly aging. im practically a fossil at this point #usually i would just keep minor in my bio and not be specific but because this blog is so anonymous and disconnected from me i dont see the #harm in keeping it frfr and just putting the age i am #i turn 15 in april though so ^_^ soon i can edit it smiley face

[cerise-on-top]

hello!!

it’s me again!! How you doin?! I just wanna say how you are AMAZING!! I love your work so much and the way you can be THAT creative and come out with requests in just a few days is crazy to me. You are awesome and your work makes me smile after a long day at my job. Sorry for I sending in a lot of AleRudy requests lately btw

YOU ARE AWESOME!!

Hey there! Thank you, that's incredibly sweet of you, I'm glad that I can make you smile after a long day! I actually write all of these after work as well, so I'm usually extremely exhausted! So, sorry for any mistakes you may find ^^ I'm just glad I get to write again and make other people smile, that's really all I want! And don't worry about the AleRudy requests, I do love my boys as much as the next person! So please, if you do have any more requests, feel free to send them in :-)

#cherry chats #writing is kind of cathartic to me especially if I can make other people's days better with it as well #I may not be able to post as much for the next few weeks though #Maybe in two weeks again but that's a big maybe! #I have two weeks off after the next two weeks because I'm taking my driver's license! I'm moving up in the world! #but back on the topic of writing: I do love writing even if it takes up all my energy like today #so I'm really sorry if my stuff is shorter than usual I'm just extremely tired today since I haven't slept well in two days #but I'm still trying my best so!

[speakeasier]

OHH BOY, LATE TO POSTING ONCE MORE. but it was partially because tumblr seems to have been acting up today??? part five and we barely alive, let's gooooooo.

a bit more on some relationships!!

-iris' relationship with hera has been rough all things considered. will probably explain more another time. but it's obvious why iris hated her at first. to this day, it's still not the best out there, as there is still some resentment. but it's tolerable. iris has come to gain some respect for hera over time and has learned a lot while serving under her.

-apollo's relationship with the muses is kind of like a manager to a girl group. lololl. the girls can manage themselves well enough, honestly. they can survive without him. (they've been entertaining even before he was born) but apollo kind of knows how to bring out the best of them with a good way of cohesion. he gives them a little oomph factor.

-the muses in turn, while taking apollo under their wing. wishes that artemis would join them more often. as sometimes it would be better to hear someone else other than apollo talk. plus they kind of want to wink wonk at the twins, even if subtlety.

-artemis sometimes hangs during casual down time or practice sessions, but she respects their sacred circle and time, so she doesn't stay long or visit often. she feels like she's a lowkey bother, even though she's not. she loves the muses dearly, and appreciates them a lot since they know how to reign apollo in.

-i feel like i should make some kind of venn diagram sometime. but in terms of the kids. you can kind of split them up into two main groups in terms of who hangs/talk to each other more often. artemis, apollo, athena, ares. and the other, heph, dite, dionysus, and then herms. there's obviously overlap and other intricacies, and honestly herms can even go to the other side. but for the most part, these peeps vibe with each other. will explain more eventually, hopefully!!

-this is kind of mean at least from me speaking on the outside perspective. but. LOLOL. the kids on olympus think seph is more a 'cousin' than a sister. if you ask them, they'll still say seph is a sib. but because she's kind of sheltered and sticks to demeter, her vibes is more of a cousin.

#WHEEZING AS I DRAG MYSELF OUT THE MUD SORRY IT'S SHORTER THAN USUAL #i had less time to think and prepare what i wanted for today because tumblr was acting funny amdkwkek #because usually when i post these i do it on spot like i think it on the spot i don't usually go preparing it and thinking ahead #like i could but then it would just be too easy which honestly at this point i should try to make it easier on myself since i'm struggling #but yeah if i really did think ahead and stuff i would put shit up to queue but alas LOLOL #sorry yeah i consider tonight a bit of a fail but i farted out what i could before midnight kwnskwwk #if i kept thinking i would have posted up at one or something laughing #rip #lore and behold #interpretation may vary

[loversgothic]

getting into the habit of making speedpaints for my concept art sketches so heres a summer kraken wip

#YES IM DOING A GAJILLION WIPS AT ONCE WHAT OF IT!!! ultradanse stuff soon im lining it #he went from edgy pirate look to looking like a summer drink however his lack of his giant hat makes him look so much shorter than usual! #i started using tiktok a LITTLE just to post speedpaints its fine #oc #wips

[thethingything]

do you ever feel like there's some kind of deadline approaching but there isn't actually a deadline so instead it just feels like there's something really important you're forgetting about and something really bad is gonna happen if you don't do it on time but there isn't actually anything so you can't do it and now your brain just thinks you're gonna die in a couple of months or something?

#personal #thoughts #🍬 post #vent post #we finally managed to pinpoint one (1) of the weird feelings I've had for the last few days that's been fucking me up #the passage of time is making me nauseous and specifically the closer we get to June the worse I feel #it's like. y'know that thing with PTSD where you feel like you won't live past a certain age? or you can't imagine living that long? #it feels like that but just on a much shorter time frame than it usually is for us #like I'm not gonna die in the next two months but our brain just can't imagine anything after that point so it's freaking out #I'm guessing it's something to do with last summer being really traumatic

[bunn-iiii]

never gonna change my main url, however you can enjoy about 70% of my other urls I have horded as side blogs in my ever growing collection

#sorry that's just how things work here i have a nonexistent self brand to uphold #well i say non existant like as if all of my usernames and urls and socials aren't all the same thing but a little different #bunn.iiii is my insta #bunn_iiii is basically 90% of my socials #and bunn-iiii is my tumblr which u r at right now! #this literally started cause i wanted to be a twitch streamer in early 2021 #and so i made everything that one name cause that's a spin on what my discord was at the time #and it kinda just stuck with me thru the years #idk it's strange cause like i don't really want to b a twitch streamer anymore and i dont uphold my rule of not showing my face and i don't #post my little online sona dude anywhere anymore really #the only thing left from that era is the stuff i posted at that time on insta and my username #any time i make a new social media account it has to be some version of bunn_iiii #and usually like 90% it's not taken so it's not a problem but sometimes it is so it changes to a period or a hyphen instead of an underscore #just some lore shit on my user cause i think the story of it is relaly neat #there's actually more to this story than that but I'm trying to keep it shorter #anyways #tag rant

[convxction]

ooc. e/ngage krumbin bonds conversation p.1

alear convo

since i have not played en/gage i dont know that much about alear to make proper connections to the whole divine dragon thing but going thru the conversations chrom did state that divine dragon is a name shared among different realms for different figures.

but yeah the conversation didnt give more insight just that they have a similar vibe to each other?? nothing i can take from here to add to my portrayal.

ivy convo

i would like once again tell everyone that chrom is super friendly but not with that serious ready to stab you face. it is a running gag from other franchises and im glad they started to pick on this and use it. tbh i like this part of chrom. he looks unapproachable but then he opens his mouth (and smiles at you) and you wonder how a blue muffin can have that serious face.

oooh this. thiiiiis. honestly i will say this over and over that chrom was not given the proper time to grieve for his sister in the game; from battle to battle and then rushed back to the castle to assume his duties as ylisse representative--not exalt, but representative in respect to his sister. chrom knows how it is important to properly grieve. for chrom, he was lucky to have the people around him. lissa is an important part not mentioned a lot and u can tell in the spa convo when lissa told emmeryn that when she cam back, chrom 'finally cried' ... sigh. anyway.

this is cute tbh. chrom is not the guy to judge you for your fears even if they dont make sense, he knows to each their 'weakness'. chrom got his own weaknesses so he cannot act like he is better than anyone. MINUS IF YOU ARE LUCINA AND MORGAN FIGHTING A COCKROACH AND YELLING LIKE THEY WERE HOUNDED BY RISENS!!! IM LOOKING AT YOU, PUNKS! ahem. yes. he understands your fears. also i wanted a joke about him being a spirit himself ..haha. you guys miss a lot of jokes in these convos...

diamant convo

this is probably my favorite convo so far?? it has a core, a problem the character is concerned about, chrom is not being goofy and actually gives out advice; shares his experience. even before watching the whole thing this convo made me pause, rewatch it again and nod along. it's this moment i feel like chrom has a little brother he wants to impart his knowledge of what is like being a ruler.aaaaaaaaa it is precious. i love certain words linked to chrom like freedom. he was free to pursue what he want; learn what he want, travel, and form the shepherds ... Emmeryn gave him this freedom to be himself--to discover himself. he wants everyone to have this freedom, too. sigh... i could go over this in a long article but lets keep things simple. if u wanna more stuff check the headcanon page for the shepherds' meta hc.

#⚔headcanon.⚔ (building up) #⚔ooc.⚔ (faty speaks) #engage spoilers #[just in case?????? #[i will make these posts shorter than usual #[for reasons...namely my brain melts easier these days;;

[waywardsalt]

mentally twirling my hair and kicking my feet

#im in class i cant be this fuckin distracted i have a test today. oh well. gay thoughts it is #thinkin abt. linebeck damien and bellum. the weird little polycule(?). beldamibeck the boys with a ship name #the three of them… cuddling. yknow that image or three cuddling cats with the one in the middle looking disgusted/squished #thats early beldamibeck. bellum wants none of this but he is now warm and it kinda feels nice #out of class. thats how long i take on my fuckass posts. anyways #uhhh. if i could beam images into ur minds just through short little tags oh boy #bellum usually ends up in the middle hes the smallest shorter than linebeck and smaller than damien. he gets to be v warm #as a squid i imagine he picks someone to wrap himself around or he just does both of them. he decides when they get up #he doesnt talk in bed linebeck and damien might be talking but bellum is dozing like q cat that found some sunlight to lay in #making him warm is like the quickest way to get him to chill out everyone realizes. he n linebeck share the warmest blanket when its cold #at least bellum doesnt get sick or anything hes the best to handle someone who’s sick w/ something contagious #he and linebeck do the most medical care then ig. the least squeamish pair. lil bit of a ship’s surgeon and surgeon’s mate deal #god linebeck was really probably just somewhat handling every required role on his own huh #this is just thoughts now. ig ill end it here and like. read a book for a bit

[godzexperiment]

i've mentioned nix being very much an example of 'different temperament, situation= seeming taller or less so' (also his boots give him added height & he would+does favor heavy/tall boots just for the vibez)

but- hear me out what if.... he actually subconsciously is able to shift his size in connection with those situations+his emotions like especially if he's unaware of it

(it's never anything major but something about him losing an few inches when he's upset or an few up if he's comforting somebody??? an concept)

#<<insomniac vampire speaking>> mun post #(it also factoring with who he's with when it happens) #(im so going to make this an thing because i keep thinking of it and like something about it fitting so well) #(plus! the space for all sorts of things from it?) #(nix finding out not only his wings sell his emotional state out just like .... fuck but also probably amused by the thought of it) #(the 'yeah im a bit less in height as i'm safe and content right now' or 'im taller so i can occupy more of your lap than usual') #(but also just the angst lmao 'why are you shorter?' nix wondering if swapped his boots like ???) #(meanwhile he's going through it and is smaller out of fear or whatever) #(it's not always/not around everybody but an sometimes+situational thing) #<< falling apart at the seams i cant deny >> headcanons

[nyancrimew]

feverish ramble about tiktok and social media politics, probably not super well phrased so dont be too nitpicky about shit i said, but ive been meaning to put this into words for a while

i do think its kind of interesting (read: concerning) how tiktok is like the one social media site where everyone all across the political spectrum is so quick to somehow blame the company for opinions people have on the app, like there is massive groups of people having weird fringe shit opinions on tumblr and there is never really any calls to shut tumblr down over it. and even with youtube there is this certain nuance where people blame youtube for how it recommends right wing content so readily, but do not equate that with youtube being in on some sinister US government conspiracy or whatever, but when tiktoks (fairly neutral and overall not much more sinister*) recommendation system pushes fringe content to people (who usually interacted with similar content before) it immediately becomes a whole conspiracy theory about how china is trying to do x or y and how they are definitely doing this on purpose. rather than it being the same bad recommender as youtube which pushes divisive content as it creates engagement. like to be clear this isn't a defense of content any recommendation systems push, and they definitely need to be made more robust to prevent artificial polarization, but when it comes to actual suppression of content all social media sites do that sometimes (it's not like the US government never requests and does shit like that either lol, like try posting a link to ddosecrets.com on twitter, good luck) and im just tired of seeing misinformed blatantly sinophobic takes about tiktok from all across the political spectrum, like no forcing tiktok to be an american company instead wont change shit, if they do censor it would then just be at the whims of the US which is what they really want. * basically it comes down to the shorter form content making it way easier to forget about anything that shows up on your feed that you arent actually interested in as you just swipe it away, studies have shown no significant difference in youtube and tiktok recommenders

[louisa-gc]

how to start reading again

from someone who was a voracious reader until high school and is now getting back into it in her twenties.

start with an old favourite. even though it felt a little silly, i re-read the harry potter series one christmas and it wiped away my worry that i wasn't capable of reading anymore. they are long books, but i was still able to get completely immersed and to read just as fast as i had years and years ago.

don't be afraid of "easier" books. before high school i was reading the french existentialists, but when getting back into reading, i picked up lucinda riley and sally rooney. not my favourite authors by far, but easier to read while not being totally terrible. i needed to remind myself that only choosing classics would not make me a better or smarter person. if a book requires a slower pace of reading to be understood, it's easier to just drop it, which is exactly what i wanted to avoid at first.

go for essays and short stories. no need to explain this one: the shorter the whole, the less daunting it is. i definitely avoided all books over 350 pages at first and stuck to essay collections until i suddenly devoured donna tartt's goldfinch.

remember it's okay not to finish. i was one of those people who finished every book they started, but not anymore! if i pick up a book at the library and after a few chapters realise i'd rather not read it, i just return it. (another good reason to use your local library! no money spent on books you might end up disliking.)

analyse — or don't. some people enjoy reading more when they take notes or really stop to think about the contents. for me, at first, it was more important to build the habit of reading, and the thought of analysing what i read felt daunting. once i let go of that expectation, i realised i naturally analyse and process what i read anyway.

read when you would usually use your phone. just as i did when i was a child, i try to read when eating, in the bathroom, on public transport, right before sleeping. i even read when i walk, because that's normally a time i stare at my screen anyway. those few pages you read when you brush your teeth and wait for a friend very quickly stack up.

finish the chapter. if you have time, try to finish the part you're reading before closing the book. usually i find i actually don't want to stop reading once i get to the end of a chapter — and if i do, it feels like a good place to pick up again later.

try different languages. i was quickly approaching a reading slump towards the end of my exchange year, until i realised i had only had access to books in english and that, despite my fluency, i was tired of the language. so as soon as i got back home i started picking up books in my native tongue, which made reading feel much easier and more fun again! after some nine months, i'm starting to read in english again without it feeling like a huge task.

forget what's popular. i thought social media would be a fun way to find interesting books to read, but i quickly grew frustrated after hating every single book i picked up on some influencer's recommendation. it's certainly more time-consuming to find new books on your own, but this way i don't despise every novel i pick up.

remember it isn't about quantity. the online book community's endless posts about reading 150 books each year or 6 books in a single day easily make us feel like we're slow, bad readers, but here's the thing: it does not matter at all how many books you read or what your reading pace is. we all lead different lives, just be proud of yourself for reading at all!

stop stressing about it. we all know why reading is important, and since the pandemic reading has become an even more popular hobby than it was before (which is wonderful!). however, there's no need to force yourself to be "a reader". pick up a book every now and then and keep reading if you enjoy it, but not reading regularly doesn't make you any less of a good person. i find the pressure to become "a person who reads" or to rediscover my inner bookworm only distances me from the very act of reading.

#louisa-gc #academia #studyblr #aesthetic #book #books #reading #read #advice #help #university #study #uni #library #bibliophile #it girl #that girl #habits #booktok #booktube #bookstagram

[sabertoothwalrus]

here are some preliminary sketches I had done in my sketchbook for the peepaw chilchuck comic.

I wanted to follow it up with some worldbuilding thoughts I had while working on it, if that sort of thing is interesting to anyone:

- it’d take place 5ish years post-canon

- I changed almost everyone’s hair to show time had passed. Chilchuck and Kabru were the most drastic (I COULDNT STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT LONG HAIR KABRU THAT KUI DREW), Marcille grew out her bangs, Senshi’s beard is slightly shorter, and Izutsumi’s hair is mildly longer. Laios and Falin give me the impression that they’re the brand of neurodivergent that’d pick one haircut and stick to it for the rest of their lives. I almost gave Laios facial hair but idk he’s gotten over his daddy issue enough for that.

- Emertim Chils: I tried to follow both the half-foot and dwarven naming conventions for the baby, so Emer- comes from “emerald” (dwarven names are often gemstones or ore) and -tim because Chilchuck’s father’s first name was Tim :) Dwarves don’t have family names, so Emertim would take Chils, same as Flertom. Usually they’re named after their father but I didn’t wanna name a random dwarf man. thank you Chel for helping name him 🫶💕

- Initially the idea that Chilchuck would keep an entire grandchild a secret was just a joke, but it made sense when I thought about it. I wonder,, would dwarf/half-foot couples have trouble conceiving? Because if so, I’d imagine Flertom may have lost a couple pregnancies. Chilchuck is already such a private person, and I don’t think he’d feel comfortable airing his daughter’s grief like that. They wouldn’t wanna tell anyone until they were sure this baby was gonna make it.

- For the above reason, Chilchuck would absolutely spoil this kid. Not that he wouldn’t have spoiled his grandkids anyway, but I think after all that stress, he’d be extra extra doting. He’d be letting him do things he’d never DREAM of letting his own daughters do. Completely different parenting style.

- I think he’s still too prideful to take advantage of Laios being King (sidenote: is Laios even wealthy??? does a kingdom that sprung up from a previously-sunken continent even have money?? what the fuck is their economy), but like,,, if Laios offered any gifts he wouldn’t exactly say no.

- Izutsumi surprisingly really likes the baby :3 she’d like to take naps with him and he’d like her purrs and she’d have a lot of fun playing with him.

- SENSHI. meemaw mode. That kid would grow up not realizing Senshi isn’t technically one of his grandads. He is FEEEEEDING this kid.

- LAIOS DOES GET TO HOLD THE BABY!!!!!! just. eventually. They don’t actually expect a Tarrare situation LMAO they just wait until the kid is a little less fragile and a little more mobile. I think Laios would be really good with toddlers.

- Chilchuck is very thankful Emertim’s half-foot genes kick in sooner than later because he was getting too big for him to carry.

- Emertim would probably get the extended lifespan. He and Marcille would get to stay friends for a very very long time :’)

- my personal headcanon is that Chilchuck and his wife decide to split. He still loves her and it’s probably still a bit mutual, but after four years of almost no-contact, they decide their communication issues aren’t working well for their relationship. Plus, the Adventurer’s Bible says Chilchuck is renting their old house out to family, and he’d feel bad kicking them out so he and wife could move back in. They’d still be on good terms, and would be good at coordinating when to babysit.

#do yall like this sort of post…? #my art #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #chilchuck tims

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yn.ln behind the scenes

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fanacc342 DOES THAT MEAN WE'LL SEE YN IN THE MV MAKING VIDEO????

captainjoong no i'm gatekeeping

fanacc772 why does he look shorter than usual

yn.ln BYE 😭

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yn.ln hi future husband

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fanacc774 THE CAPTION????

yn.ln teehee

toothlessonmars why did i not see you take the second pic...

fanacc912 bro acting like he's not blushing giggling kicking his feet in the air over yn's caption

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yn.ln if i hadn't taken pictures you guys would never believe this man gave me a weather report on our date

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fanacc839 so unserious omg 😭

yunhogizer but it was the most accurate weather report you've ever heard, no? 🤨

yn.ln you said today was going to be filled with thunderstorms and lightning. it was the hottest day of the year.

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yn.ln date with boyfriend

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fanacc869 what's with ateez and chonky shoes 😭

yn.ln i bought those for him </3

fanacc082 is yn being replaced... 😨

hehetmon yes

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yn.ln i love you

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fanacc019 STOP YN BOUGHT THE MAGAZINE MY HEART 😭😭😭

choimountain i love you too ❤️

fanacc979 WITH THE HEART EMOJI ENOUGH

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fix_on thank you yn ❤️

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yn.ln 💋💋

fanacc840 OKAY but let's talk about how the cat says 'i love you' and yn's representative emoji is a cat i'm gonna start crying

fanacc111 why would you say this

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yn.ln two cuties

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young_story another one was behind the camera ;)

fanacc474 SDKGJSKFJKE WOOYOUNG

fanacc384 why do they kinda look similar...

yn.ln WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING

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yn.ln "anyway, when you meet me, don't wear converses..."

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fanacc399 continue the lyric yn?? 🤨🤨

yn.ln ...no

choijohn what's with the caption

yn.ln idk what's with you

skits if you don't get the reference, search up converse high bts lyrics and read the next line of the caption...

choijohn 😲😲😲

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