been a long while since I've been back, so here's something before i disappear again ✌️
so here and now, i would like to introduce to you all,
The Levels Of Self Awareness in SAGAU
(aka, the ones I've seen so far)
Warning(s): Cursing(probs), possible misinformation?, not really accurate?, my opinions, my humour and experience, and more.
Not proofread, we die like Guizhong in the Archon War.
1. None. Just- Just none.
As the name suggests, none. Just your average game.
No, literally, there's nothing to worry about here.
No worrying about getting sucked in while you're sleeping or anything of the like.
Nothing strange happens (for now) while you're playing, nothing like that.
No extra items, no extra friendship exp, no extra anything.
It's best to savour it while you still can.
2. "Since when did i get that??"
This is when the "getting extra stuff" and/or "extra luck" happens.
Either your characters have been doing some offcam grinding themselves, or you've just been collecting stuff for a while now and haven't really looked into your bag other than to switch gadgets.
Normally, you probably just caught one crystalfly, and yea it shows that, but either 1. it shows you got multiple, or 2. you have a tiny bit/alot more crystalflies in ur bag the last time you checked.
Maybe that's what they want you to think, who knows.
You'd also probably get lucky with a pull or more - usually nothing more than ten or so.
Your characters would also glitch a lil. Things like the sudden cancelling of idle animations, not switching onto the character you want/need, accidental skill/burst activation, and more.
Though, those only happen on occasion. It's not common enough for you to notice and just interpret as misclicks, but also rare enough to set off a raised eyebrow or red flag inside of you.
Nothing happens out of the ordinary outside of your phone.
Apps like Youtube, Google, Chrome, Photos/Gallery, etc. aren't tampered with.
You're good ... As long as the characters don't break through the 636f6465, that is.
3. "Yo," - Kaeya, 2022
It's probably time to delete and redownload Genshin at this point.
You might see hints of you - i.e statues, your favorite color/thing appearing here and there, characters mentioning someone by "Their/His/Her Grace" or some other title, etc.
Your Gallery might be affected, a few photos of a character and/or a view from Genshin.
Getting extra stuff also (probably) gets more frequent
Either you get them through mail or it just gets sent to your storage/bag directly.
The character glitches also happen a lil more frequently.
Oh, you wanted [thing] but didn't have the chance to do so? Don't worry, we'll get it for you, Your Grace. Just occupy yourself with some other miscellaneous tasks and you'll have it in no time.
Your luck also increases a lil more.
The character you've wanted for some time now but didn't get the chance to get them before? Yep, you guessed it, you lost your 50/50 atleast 4 times now.
Lmao I'm kidding
But seriously, if it's what you've been wanting for some time now, you're at least bound for one or a few 50/50 losses (unless you're guaranteed)
It's also why you (probably) get that one unwanted 5* because you wanted to try your luck/build pity.
Jealousy runs in the family, as they say. It's almost unavoidable, really. (looks at my lost 50/50s)
Hey, don't blame them! They were just... excited that you wanted to even pull on their banner, y'know?
Level them up and ascend them to level 20. I dare you.
I mean hey, atleast you'll get a free acquiant fate after you ascended them.
It only takes 7 Hero's Wit, 1 Wanderer's Advice, and their ascension mats.
It's basically a win/win, is it not?
You get a free fate, they get strength. It's fair for everyone.
You don't even have to give them a new weapon or any artifacts! Just leveling them up will do the job, will it not?
4. Caught You Slippin'
Oh, and if the Barbatos statue at Mondstadt actually changed into you, it's best if you just, yk, just look at the first • on this #.
It's too late to turn back now.
This is the "isekai" part of SAGAU, aka, where most fics take place.
This might be a major jump from the previous #, but hey, i started making this at 5AM.
But besides that, what AU you end up is all based on chance.
I'm sure you get the gist of this #. If you don't, i don't blame you.
Remember that one machine in Albedo's cave? That big rectangle/oval one? You don't? Good cuz neither do i.
Either you got sucked in and woke up somewhere in Teyvat, or you woke up to a bunch of hot people staring at you.
This part of the post is very sensitive to change, so I can't really say much here.
Just know that if you manage to find yourself at this point, you probably don't have a chance in getting back to your normal life without getting atleast a tiny bit of trauma.
C/N: Yea, it's me Your broy, chips ahoy, Cake.
Didn't expect me to post, did you? Well, you probably did, but hey, i like imagining nonexistent things
Anyways, have this while u still can cause i'm going back to nap again
Oh wait right i just remembered i haven't done my commissions
Nevertheless, thank you for all of your patience.
Peace — ★
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ෆ˚⋆୨ Victoria's den ୧⋆˚ෆ
listen I think in the scenario where the jellicles do live in the junkyard, Victoria would want a den that prioritizes her comfort, and since she is a white cat, she's more susceptible to sunburns and the sun can damage her epithelial layer, so I think it would make sense for her to have a den that can provide her with some shade (the way I imagine it is that it's positioned facing away from the sun and the hood is up higher).
Anyway, backstory behind the den: The bassinet had been in the junkyard for a while, sitting on top of a broken dresser. From the moment Victoria saw the den, she knew she wanted it; it was just the right size for her and offered her a moderate amount of privacy. It definitely helped that, visually, the den was beautiful. But, by the time she first found it, she was far too young to have a den of her own.
Also, what Victoria might never know is that the reason her seemingly perfect unoccupied den wasn’t claimed by anyone else was that it used to be Grizabellas.
Munkustrap, however, being as dignified as he was, did tell Victoria he’d try to keep it empty for her until she could claim it when she came of age, but part of Munkustrap (though he wouldn't admit it) wanted Grizabella to return and claim it as her home again.
But that day never came, and as Victoria grew up, Munk accepted that. By the time it was given to Victoria, the consensus of the jellicles was that Grizabella had moved on to better things and most likely wouldn’t come back, or alternatively, she had already passed.
Being unaware of the history of her home, Victoria cherished her den; it was her safe haven, her only place away from all the prying eyes of both humans and other cats. She decorated it with the gifts she'd received from Rumpleteazer, the blankets Jelly and Jenny would knit her, and the flowers Plato would leave outside her den.
it was her den, and no one would tell her otherwise, it was simpler that way. But she did always wonder why some of the elder cats gazes would linger on her den, usually with an expression of sorrow or contempt. Whenever they saw she noticed however, they’d look away immediately, or smile back at her like nothing had occurred. Victoria had asked about it before, but she never received an honest answer.
To end this on a lighthearted note; on occasion, when Victoria is away from the junkyard for a particularly long while Plato likes to sleep just outside her den when he misses her.
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