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itsafuckenbear · 6 months
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This guy bought me a thong the other day and honestly I kinda dig it.
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hikari-writes · 1 year
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╰┈➤ ❝ [ᶠᵉᵉˡᵉʳˢ] ❞
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Summary ❥ Kuroo had been dating the team's manager, aka you, for quite some time now...or so what Kenma, Yaku, and the whole volleyball club members, thought. With the truth of your relationship status out, will Yaku finally be able to act on his feelings? Or will Kuroo finally decide to break it to you that what he's been telling you were no jokes?
Pairing ❥ Yaku Morisuke x F!Reader x Kuroo Tetsurou
Genre ❥ SMAU, Fluff, Nekoma Manager! reader, tinsy bit of angst, best friends to lovers, love triangle, divided routes
Warning ❥ Swearing, keyboard smashing, questioning your feelings, more specified content warning will be given at the start of certain chapters, maybe a bit ooc at some parts-, flirting platonically between friends
Status ❥ Completed
Updates ❥ Completed
Yayyayayyay first actual smau (not counting the yams mini series smau) for hq!! And its a love triangle <33 (too ambitious? Too ambitious.) I love yaku sm but i thought itd be fun to add kuroo for a love triangle too so i did 🥺 maybe ill make another one in the future that features just him 😔😔 anyways i had some fun with this 👉👈 also its the first time im making a smau where the og group friends actually includes the suitor so wojskjeje 😳😳 i was very much inspired by @/come-on-shitty-boys smau bro-ke up so highly recommend u go check that one out!!! anyways nekoma!!! <333 hope u have a fun time reading this and rmmbr to stay hydrated love u <3333 (constructive criticism and feedbacks are greatly appreciated!!!)
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Part 1 ❥ dumb but not stupid
Part 2 ❥ cryptid shits
Part 3 ❥ That was weird
Part 4 ❥ feelings was caught!
Part 5 ❥ too bitter
Part 6 ❥ worst breakup
Part 7 ❥ Enjoy your day God bless you
Part 8 ❥ Repaired Friendship and Newfound Emotions [Written Part feat. Yaku]
Part 9 ❥ No Balls?
Part 10 ❥ i hate it here
Part 11 ❥ denying lev rights
Part 12 ❥ Answered Questions and Study Session [Written Part feat. Kuroo]
Part 13 ❥ Nervous and Sincerity
Part 14 ❥ Like homo erectus beautiful
Part 15 ❥ concerning tl
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[Yaku Morisuke]'s Route;
Yaku One || Part 16 ❥ my hand slipped
Yaku Two || Part 17 ❥ best dad award
Yaku Three || Part 18 ❥ not mad just disappointed
Yaku Four || Part 19 ❥ mr boyfriend & mrs girlfriend
Yaku Five || Part 20 ❥ No Balls to No Bitches
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[Kuroo Tetsurou]'s Route;
Kuroo One || Part 16 ❥ Baby its cold outside
Kuroo Two || Part 17 ❥ y/n apologist
Kuroo Three || Part 18 ❥ its me, im bitches.
Kuroo Four || Part 19 ❥ wedding bells
Kuroo Five || Part 20 ❥ comfort friends
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Secret Route;
Secret One || Part 16 ❥ our expertise
Secret Two || Part 17 ❥ the kissy thing
Secret Three || Part 18 ❥ it got worse
Secret Four || Part 19 ❥ feelers: lovergirl and loverboy
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flourjaemin · 7 months
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rating nct 127 fact check highlight medley
I ALREADY NOW THE BRIDGES ARE GONNA BE SOME HEAVEN CREATED DRUG INFUSED MASTERPIECES SO IM JUST PREPARING FOR THE ALBUM AND THE LYRICS BOUT TO BE UNREAL!
fact check - SOTY it’s giving me like a treasure song and i like it. YUTA~ BRO GETTING TOE CURLING LINES TAEEEEEE BRO I CANT WAIT FOR THE CHOREOGRAPHY 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 10/10
space - JUNGWOO PLS and the backing tracking sounds so freaking cool amazing. wait it’s giving me a just dance song? and then YUTA~ saxophone guys… deeper? 😳 wdym there babe I LIKE IT ITS NOT NCT BUT LIKE I LIKE IT 9.99/10
parade - this was in the first teaser we saw and it’s actually a dope sound. raining money anthem fr. 9/10
angel eyes - some old 70 jingle in the back.. this is literally a coming of age song idc if you say otherwise. it’s beautifuls child. nct 2021 beautiful had a child and it was angel eyes. the ROCK-NESS TO IT AND JUNGWOO OK THAT. okay im fitting my napkin in my shirt, holding the fork and knife and ready to munch on his the minute it is released. I WANNA BE EMO 11/10
yacht - cute little stupid little trumpet part ❤️BABY KEEP MY COOL? YUTA YOU GOT ME RUNNING UP THE WALL BECAUSE OF HOW NERVOUS UR MAKING ME.. imma bang your @$$ till noon that is insanely disgusting… i hope im just having hearing loss. MOON~~~~~ sparkles….. you already know where im at ADDING THIS ‼️ awww like a cute summer song im sobbing on my bathroom floor. MARKVIWJEJFJWJ MARK AND HAECHAJ SINGING AT THE SAME TIME PLS J NEED THIS IN MY LIFE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE I NEED IT…. the lyrics im catching up on are so CUTEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 YAS SPARKLE CITY JKDJDJEJEJEJEJEJDJDJDJDJFJJFUCJRJEJIGIEJWKXIHEJWUFHEJEFJCUIWJER 1909389/10
je ne sais quoi - you don’t know why what nct 127? yes i speak french. im holding my back as we speak. i’m afraid this is going to be the throwing back song. GOT THE SAUCE OR SUS? gasps i love it. OML OML OML OML JAEHYUN WTF. it’s sauce, taeyong said it oml 😫 10/10
love is a beauty - nervous. sorry i just had to swim back to my phone as i was floating away. WTF KIM DOYOUNG YOU CANT BE SINGING LIKE AN ANGEL AND NOT EXPECT ME TO RETURN TO HEAVEN LIKE WHAT. bro im pausing. taking breaks. i’m withering every minute i don’t have this is my music library. SH IT UP. just going to delete every song i own and just have this song ❤️. i need this song rn. JWJFUUEUEBDHEURHDH SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SH IT UP JUGNWOO OML OML OML TAE MY TAE awwwwwwwww. can you leave me alone jeong jaehyun, stop having an addictive voice. JUNGEOOOOOOOOOOO “no no~” yep im gonna tattoo that onto my body. I LOVE IT. i love this NCT 127 I LOVE YOU. love is a beauty and i can’t take this anymore. THIS IS MY sOMG MY SONG NO NO NO NO NO THE END I CANT THE GUITAR OML IM GONNA SCREAM 😱😫😫😫😫😭😭😭❤️❤️‼️11/10
misty: forgot about writing. i literally just cried. am i even allowed to listen to these song? these are all made for higher life forms.. i don’t feel deserving of these beautiful songs…. It’s just so beautiful. i just want to live in peace and sit at the beach and watch as the world revolves around me as i am in so much peace. JAJSJDIEJEIRIRJDJFJDJDJJDDJJEJE JOHNNY JUMP ACARES HUH HUBHU HUH AFTER THE STORM WHAT DO YOU SAY AFTER HOHNNY OML THIS IS TOOO MUCH W HSJEJSJDNDNS the piano i cry at the sight of a piano how the hell are you going to play a piano in a beautiful song. pls. 10/10
real life: this reminds me of another song i can’t really pin point……… idk but i really like it but i want to heard more of it 😭 JOHNNY OK THR CHORUS OK OK OK 9/10
overall im gonna have to have a talk with nct and ask them how they continue to release banger after banger. i expect great things for this comeback and can’t wait to see what happens. thank you. (NWJFJUEJE)
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*Slicks back hair again* Hey again babygirl I'm sorry you see I got lost again due to the simp syndrome so lost in thoughts thinking about you aha *lipbites* AHAH SERIOUSLY NAAUR I FORGOT TO SPECIFY WHAT FANDOM it's Twisted Wonderland cuz that game got my head and heart twisting thinking about it 😳
Im so sorry it took me so long to get to your matchups but yeah lol. I match you up with...
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Idia Shroud!
Ok so- First off, just the way you wrote your request I was like. "Even if you're considered introverted with your MBTI you definitely aren't scared to be a little unhinged at times" so yeah :) Here is your simp syndrome cure!
If we were talking about this from a scenario standpoint it's a hundred percent chance that y'all met online and been online friends before even considering meeting up. You probably flustered him so badly with your playful flirting and accidentally almost killed him?- Ortho was worried something happened to his big bro he probably got on the mic asking what you did lol
Since you play Twst I feel like it's safe to assume that you like gacha games so you two would spend all night playing and grinding on the games for cards you want till one of you realize they have a test the next day and then it sends the other into a spiral realize that they too have a test and then end up the rest of the night helping each other study for the test as the sun literally seeps through y'alls windows.
Also ngl you two are giving me vibes that it's an online friend-to-online lovers arrangement since well, it's Idia and he'd be extremely nervous to meet you and probably back out on multiple occasions to meet with you until one day he doxes himself to you accidentally and then boom next day you're outside of his door. The way he scream had Ignihyde students filing complaints with him not even knowing that they were complaining about their dorm head his voice was so high pitched.
Ortho as well would love you. He'd totally act as if you were his older sister! He's just so happy that his big brother has found someone!
Anyways, a happy ending I believe that Idia would be the best fit. You two could be alone for hours together and not even say anything to one another, but once you start the conversation (let's be real here Idia would have issues trying to start convos with you) it'll be hard to shut one of you up since you two are just the cutest couple together!
Runner-Up
Jamil Viper
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highonthought · 5 months
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Freakin bumble man 😂
So the dance guy ive been talking to is actually mad fucking fun 🙄😜. I hope these emojis show up on the desktop version
Ok so anyway my last weekend:
Dude im trying so hard to remeber how this weekend started, ive seen him a lot this weekend. Oh ok thats right the vintage market. So i hadnt seen this dude in almost two weeks since the first date we went on. And i wasnt sure if i was going to again at that point, bc our schedules kept not syncing up and he was busy, or i was busy.
I was going to the night Market with bestie and her friend, and this guy texted that day saying “oh you should come see me at the market, im going to be MCing the dance battle.” And i was like worm ok! Im going to that anyway! So us girls go, look around, i say hello to him. He’s doing his thing on the mic, talking to me, doing his thing on the mic. It was cute, he kept coming back to me haha. He would take some steps away to be closer to the sound system bc of the range on the mic. And we’re talking, he asks me what im doing after, i say NOTHING WHAT YOU DOING BBGIRL (but more cool and slick lmao). So he says hes off at 930. I leave and go back to my friends, we walk around and look at the clothes, we leave to get some food, i didnt eat much bc i was hoping to actually go out after with this guy. And ok so like the way he talks, hes very coy, cery go with the flow, and im not always sure what is a joke or if he fr want me (LMAO), so at that point i still wasnt sure if i was going to die anything with him after. But i showed vstie the texts with this guys and she told me that yea, he for sure wanted to hang with me after. So they drop me back off at the market at 930, but wait for me in the parking lot just in case. The plan was for me to go chat up the guy snd see what the move was, then text them and let them know if i was staying or going with them. BUT, i felt bad about making them wait that i texted them “ok u can go” before i even talked to the guy. Dude, i was nervous to go up and talk to him again bc he was around all his friends and i was now ALONE. If he had said no, the plan was for me to just uber home bc bestie had driven me there. But ANYWAY, i say hi, he says hes going tonhelp cleanup the dj and aound setup and i can meet up out in the lobby after im done shopping. And i was like OMG YAAAYY (on the inside, bc i really like him, he rizzed me tf up, hes cery goody and silly and fun to be around).
And we go to dennys after. Dennys was fun, hes a good chat. I hate when people kill conversations and he wasnt doing that. OK but then after Denny’s, he drives me home, and he made a joke of like oh you should try and sneak me in and I said OK for real. So I go inside my house and double check if my family is asleep, they weren’t so I go back to his car to say goodbye And as a joke, I said to him that he could come back in like two hours, basically at 2 AM, and he could sneak in then. And he said OK! He really said yeah OK I could do that! So he stayed in the area with some friends and then he came back at two fucking AM LMAO. And I did sneak him in . And rachel got some ACCCTIOOOON. Quietly bc my parnets were still asleep in their room. And he stayed the night until 7 am -oop 😅😳. I had sonmuch fun, hes so cute and hes a big cuddler. Bros got pretty ass eyes fr. I like, coulndt sleep tho bc i was scared i would sleep through my alarm and not sneak him back out in the morning hahah. Ok so this was all friday night, and i snuck him out saturday morning.
On SATURDAY! my friends invite me to go out to the bars at night and I do. And I was texting that guy, and told him that I would be kind of near his city, and he said that he might come and see me. So I told my friends that, I told him that I might dip towards the end of the night to go be with this guy. But the bar we ended up going to was kind of farther away and guess what? He still came to get me 💀. I was so excited and happy he was literally like 25 minutes away so he did he came and he got me and we drove around, got jack in the box, and we made out and he took me back to where my car was parked in my friends place, and I don't know what we said but we ended up deciding to get a motel, so we go to Motel 6 and Rachel has another rendezvous and she was happy as fuck. ANNNDDD in the morning too. Anyway hes good in bed prrrrrr 😅😂😂😂. It was actually so fun not having to be quiet. He has really nice lips. Ok so that was saturday night to sunday morning when we checked out of the hotel
ON SUNDAY, he went to work, but he works in my city and he texted me wanting to hang out after he got off work :))) 😇😇. He brought us food from the place he works at, and we had a little picnic at the park and walked around. Dude im so mad, hes super cute and i cant stop thinking abouuuttt himmmmm. Im just going through this weekend over in my head bc BROO STOOOPP. I really, i cant. I wont him 👁️ 👄 👁️. But, ive known him barely two weeks lol, so we’ll see. Im having a lot if fun tho :)
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heeliopheelia · 11 months
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hi demons it's me ya girl!! and ur fav number 1 stan of urs !! ✨ 😎😎
BRUH heeseung and jay best friend interactions was... Literally deserved jay for all the justifiable heeseung slander!!!
dumber dumb fuck hee 🤝 dumb fuck jay!!
BUT WAIT, IGNORING HEE IS SUCH A PUSSÉY MOVE YN WTF??
yn is the most deranged person ever? she is seung's soulmate fr also I LUV THE GROUP CHAT ENERGY 👏👏👏😌 😌 PLEASE KEEP GASLIGHTING HERRRRR
not the "fucking fuck shit i forgot to log into the other account" *disappointed sigh* HEESEUNG LOSING HIS SHIT PART 42069 he is gonna be bald soon MY MAN IS STRESSED every single chapter 😬😬
EXCUSE WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT SHE GONNA F WORD HIM NOW HELLO NIKI?! U CANT SAY STUFF LIKE THAT TO MENTALLY UNSTABLE PERSON!! oh ufff she won't fuck him just kiss him... WAIT WHAT?! HELLO?!!!!
BRO HEESEUNG WENT THROUGH IT ALL LIKE AND SO DID I WHAT DO U MEAN SHE JUST SAID ALL THAT ON TWITTER?? 🤭🤭🤭🤭
yeah they are both insane... insanely in love with each other 😳😘😇👉👈
anywayyy, nah im scared shitless cuz of my exams!! literally never felt worse BUT HEY THAT'S JUST LIFE 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 THANK U FOR A DOUBLE UPDATE THO, that was like super fucking cool!!! love uuuu for that, u did great, thank u ma'am xoxo
ps. i dont know if im capable of macarening(?) thorough my anxiety but i can try!! thank u for advice tho that's rly sweet 🩷🩷
PLS LOVE I WAS SO NERVOUS BEFORE MY FINALS I LITERALLY HAD RANDOM NOSEBLEEDS FOR LIKE AN ENTIRE WEEK SO I CAN RELATE I THINK 😭💀 But you're gonna do great on your exams, I'm a actually a prophet so trust me on that 💅
Ngl I lowkey felt bad for Hee while writing this chapter but oh well 🤷 we need to keep our boy on his toes 😈
You're gonna ace this shit babe so try not to worry too much (i know it's easier said than done tho 😀)!! Thanks for always being so sweet 🩷😭 MWAH MWAH 🩷
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sukunasweetheart · 3 years
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supposed to be doing an online test or smth rn but fuck that shit im thinkin abt squid game au for jjk instead hahaha warning; minor squid game spoilers and a bit of extra spice too
sukuna’s voice actor (suwabe junichi) did the japanese dubbing for gong yoo in the show and i screamed bc 😩 they did him so well by making this choice
anyway thats one possibility - sukuna as the sexy man with the suit and the suitcase goin around and slapping people (can i get slapped? sir?)
BUT my thoughts also went to the FRONTMAN in the show omggg bro that scene during red light green light where he started playing ‘fly me to the moon’ and sat on his sofa in front of the giant screen??? and then proceeded to pour himself that glass of whiskey or some shit whilst he leaned back and enjoyed watching all those people suffer- idk abt u but that screams sukuna vibes to me oop. AND it was sexy as hell ngl
another alternative; the VIPs in squid game were all so immature and crusty 🤢 but we all know sukuna as a VIP would be sexy as hell. him with a golden tiger mask!!! filthy rich too lmao (ik im completely going off of what morals/ideas the show is supposed to represent but sdGKSDN FUCK)
POV youre working as one of the staff during squid game - VIP!sukuna eventually gets bored of whatevers playing out in front of him and instead, takes an interest in u + just to clarify, he is not wearing a robe 👎 he be wearing a snazzy suit 
maybe you got nervous while serving the drinks or whatever and he thought u were cute when u fumbled around LMAO idk
anyway yea he takes u to the back and ur all 👉 👈 this man POWERFUL, makin u feel 😳 even without showin u his face,, his voice sexy,,
someee nasty up ahead 🤪 contains; slight(?)dubcon, rough throat fucking, dacryphilia, sukuna calls you pet, gender neutral reader
“Come on, pet. You know that mask will only get in the way.”
Your hands have a slight tremble to them as you remove it, revealing your face to the man who had brought you here on one of his own whims. You witness his mouth curve up into a smirk upon seeing you.
He maintains that languid smile of his as you work your way around the tip of his length, tongue darting over it with hesitation. The man’s hand comes down to the back of your head and pushes your face forward.
“Beautiful.You know what you need to do, don’t you?”
Nodding fervently, you unbuckle his belt to reveal his erection that was strained tightly against his boxers. The swell of his cock, encouraged by the sight of you.
“That’s cute, but you can do better than that.”
When you slide his cock down your throat the best you can, he lets out a guttural moan that makes you ache with lust. He takes over for a moment, driving it in and out of you at an excruciatingly slow pace, making your eyes water as you try to hold back your gags. The man passes the control back over to you soon however, and you pull back to take a breath before working to bob your head over his cock again.
He admires your obedience. He thinks there’s something about you that strangely entices him, and decides to take a bit of a gamble.
“If you can swallow it all, I’ll even take my mask off for you,” he tells you with a salacious tone of voice. It stirs something up within you, your lips pursing around his girth, and suddenly, you feel determined to see the face behind that golden disguise. Your grip on the fabric of his pants get tighter.
“I’ll take that as a yes to my suggestion.”
Without warning, his hands come up to both sides of your head and brings you all the way down, your nose hitting his lower abdomen. You’re unable to hold back your gagging now, and your palms hit his hips with panic. 
“Relax, pet. I’m nearly there-” he grunts, thrusting harder, hitting the back of your throat relentlessly. Despite the abrupt roughness, your own excitement was growing, more than you’d like to admit. The man curses under his breath and continues to fuck your mouth, the lewd sound of your slobbering echoing around the room.
Thick rope after rope rolls down your throat as a string of groans leave his lips, the feeling of you swallowing around him sending a shudder of pleasure down his spine. You can feel him twitching on your tongue.
“Are you ready for it?” he asks you.
But it seems that it was intended to be a rhetorical question, judging from the way he didn’t wait for an answer, instead shoving his cock all the way down and spilling his seed inside.
Tears are now spilling down your cheeks with your every blink as he slowly pulls out of your mouth with a grin.
“Good pet. You did well.” He praises. “Now for your reward,” he says to you, wiping your tears away with his thumb, making sure that you were seeing him properly. That teasing smirk remains on his face when he lifts his mask, a gleam going over its surface as he takes it off entirely. 
You’re left staring once you catch sight of his face properly - deep, crimson eyes and strange tattoos that suit him so well. A dangerous kind of charming.
“Your actions say everything and more,” he chuckles, tilting your head up by your chin. You hitch in a breath when his face gets closer to yours. His eyes wander about your appearance, deep in observation.
“Yeah. I’m definitely keeping you around.”
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svnaslove · 3 years
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you’re mine dumbass, remember that.
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plot ; bro just tsukishima being possessive and jealous and then being seggsy asf
THE WAY THIS HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY DRAFTS FOR SIX MONTHS-
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TSUKISHIMA
he doesn’t really show affection much when you’re out
he tries to play it off saying it’s because “pda is disgusting”
he’s just too embarassed to do it
like he gets so flustered it’s adorable
will hide his face and everything
you might hear a lil squeal, but don’t tell anyone i said that 😳✋
like that’s how flustered he gets
u two aren’t necesserily dating yet but everyone knows that you both have a thing going on
so one day you’re at his practice helping out here and there at the best that you can while talking to yachi ab something
you’re handing out water bottles to all the guys in water break when you accidently bump into kageyama who’s coming from this whole other direction
your face? literally hit flat on his chest
his v yummy chest 
before you start tumbling back from the sheer force of bumping into him he grabs the sides of ur arms and holds u still so you don’t fall
you are emBARASSED
“I’M SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO BUMP INTO YOU KDSFJSKLFJ”
the way you started freaking out just made him laugh
like a genuine laugh
*cue the team being like wtf kageyama just smiled and it’s not creepy looking
“i’m okay, just watch where you’re going, it’d be better if you didn’t get hurt” he laughs and smiles and takes the water bottle that you were going to hand to him from ur hand and walks away throwing a towel over his shoulder
ur just standing there processing what just happened and trying not look embarassed
tsukishima is watching from the back like 🤨
yamaguchi is watching you AND him and he is NERVOUS
yams knows tsukishima got bothered by that 
tsukishima just starts walking up to you and grabs you and leads you to the bleachers
“what was that?”
“hm?”
“don’t play stupid, you know what im talking about.”
“tsuki i just bumped into him by accident, that’s all that happened”
doesn’t necessarily believe you but decided to drop it
he suddenly takes you and holds you closer to him and plants a kiss on your head
SIR-
your cheeks literally combust 
ur just (・//////・)
“you’re mine dumbass, remember that.”
SIR SLKDFJSDKFJ IMMA NEED YOU TO STOP MAKING THIS BADUSSY THROB
hELP WHY DID I WRITE THATLASJDFKS
u standing there like “mr man, you have made me stop function 😃☝️”
smug ass mf
he takes notice how your cheeks tinted a shade rosier that usual and how your eyes widened and ur hands reached to twiddle your fingers at the sudden show of affection he gave you
he just smirks and tilts his head down at you and lets one of his fingers carress your face to tilt your head up to look up at him
“pretty girl can��t even use her words anymore, huh?”
MF JUST WALKS AWAY AFTER SAYING THAT LSKDJFLSDKJF
HELP
Y/N DYIN-
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lorettapetrichor · 3 years
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Hey can you give me some fic recs I need to actually read things that are good 😳
im sorry bro i dont really read su fic anymore but if you are cool w reading abt frogs (and perhaps assorted other gay cartoons we'll see) then here. i'll try to keep it Not Too Angsty (although some of my literal Absolute Faves are Quite angsty. sorry that those are left out sdjfghsjd):
take my hand and we'll face the end of time by @the-chaotic-lesbian: absolute fave sashannarcy fic ever not even exaggerating. seriously it makes me tear up not bc its sad but because of just. the PERMANENCE of their LOVE the BEAUTY of EVERYTHING dfjsghdfjhsjd
tread the water child, and know that meanwhile, rises the moon by @hereforthehurts: don't let the author's name fool you. the found family trope is real and it's HERE. all these fics make me Very happy i love the newt moms and the toad dad and their sad gay kids <3
Don't Go (rumored to be written by none other than noelle stevenson themself!!): listen it's just catradora. bc of the author ive decided that this is canon actually
A Sudden Sense Of Liberty and A Sudden Sense Of Liability by @mira-blue: sasha being sasha. ok that summary doesn't put these fics to justice bc this is so much more than just canon sasha. even so the characterization of sasha remains spot-on and the format is super cool!!! go read.
i might add some more later but i just scoured my bookmarks tab for some of my faves!! sorry if any of yall didnt want to be tagged lol i get v nervous abt tagging people sometimes sdfjghsjdf.
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msookyspooky · 2 years
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One time I woke up from a nap and I couldn't feel my hands and I mean...I was fucking out of it, bro. Like, thought I was still dreaming, didn't think my body belonged to me, was a consciousness stuck in a meat suit OUT of it. Anyways, my sister was bugging me about something during all this and I turned to her with a deadpan face and said
"My hands don't belong to me."
in the most serious tone and said nothing else. Just stared at her.
She scrunched her face up with the most WTF expression and slowly backed out of the room. 🤨😳
And she brought it up during a Scream movie and I couldn't stop laughing imagining how the characters would react to that specifically Billy and Stu ☠️☠️☠️
Billy would probably react like my sister did and Stu would think Im joking and his laughter would get more nervous the more he realized I was serious. His face in order 🤣>😃>😶
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sanemisthiccbih · 4 years
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I was wondering if you had any Haikyuu fic rec? Or like Haikyuu blog recs?? I'm new to tumblr and I wanna check some out.🥺
Me?? Reccomending? This is my first time 😳 very nervous here .3.
Im new to Tumblr to! But some blogs I really like reading areeee
@tui-lah she does a lot of thirst post, worth every read stg)
@hofortendou has a very wide variety of stuff and hcs! I 100% reccomend checking her out! Very sweet!)
@katsushimaa has a VERY VERY AMAZING smau fic (technically the only ‘fic’ i read lmao) for Tsukkishima!
@seita is just MMMM, i stg EVERYTHING they write is touched by god themselves. All of their smut is just so vivd and beautiful like?? I thank them every day 🙌🏼🙌🏼
@okaywa IS AMAZING???? LIKE BRO THEY HAVE BIG BRAIN JUST... just see for yourself!!
@kenmakodzu OMG, THEY HAVE THIS SERIES “behind closed doors” LIKE YES?? ITS SO SPICY!!! Please check them out!!
Thats already alot lmao, but also please check out @gallickingun @softieshoto @aonesbigtiddygothgf and @kuroosbrat (SPICY)
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camm-the-cleric · 4 years
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Bro. What if you're safe in my arms and I kiss you on the back of neck while we snuggle until your not nervous anymore? Haha jk...
Ha ha bro......im always nervous😳 might have to hold me pretty hard
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finnwrld · 3 years
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Ooooo I hope you have a fun weekend. I’m mostly just freaking out about college because I have finals coming up and I have no clue if I want to go on campus next semester. Just a big ball of stress. So of course I’m procrastinating with fanfic and movies 😳😳oops. ~~🍵
bro meee toooo
im not in collage but bro yeah stressing and procrastinating about finals. 
i think my school is chilling a bit tho on finals, since we are still online but IM SO FUCKING NERVOUS
good luck with ur choice for staying home or going to like in-person <3
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