HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.
episode two :: GET WELL SOON.
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴max verstappen x ex!y/n
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔healing is slow, healing is painful, but she has people who love her around so it doesn’t matter how long it takes.
fc – wonyoung jang (aged up to 28)
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕comfort, angst.
☆ IMESSAGE with ; funeral guest list.
alabono added wifey lily!
princess george added angel carmen!
PIERRE GASLYYYY added girlfriend kika!
chal eclair added babygirl alex!
babygirl alex: “funeral guest list” is crazy 😭
wifey lily: about damn time 💀🤌🏻
angel carmen: i know right like damn
girlfriend kika: we probably didn’t miss out on much let’s be real
alabono: okay chill omfg
y/n changed the group’s name to BOARD OF DIRECTORS!
my baby lando: MOM????
y/n: yes my child 😁
babygirl alex: SHE’S BAAAACK
y/n: YUHHHHHH
princess george: we were so worried abt u bitch what the fuck
chili!: ^^^^^
chal eclair: what the fuck is the point of having a phone if ur not gonna fucking answer like change ur fucking number what the fuck 😐
yukino: like i said, i’ll run him over for you
angel carmen: they were worried if you can’t tell 💀
y/n: i have 350+ new messages and
115 missed calls
y/n: trust me i know they were 🥲
honey badger: so what’s the plan now
girlfriend kika: i say burn his house down and feed his balls to his cats 🤷🏻♀️
babygirl alex: hell fucking yeah wtf 🔥🔥🔥
chili!: whatever happened to hello? how are you?
princess george: we don’t need to resort to violence guys 💀
my baby lando: uhm yes we do ??
my baby lando: i say we stab the fucker
alabono: we don’t need a murder charge on our hands bro 😁
angel carmen: oh lando woke up PISSED
my baby lando: i got murder on my mind 🙏🏻
y/n: yellow tape around his body it’s a fucking homicide 🗣
honey badger: wait y/n are you like okay??
chal eclair: yeah you seem normal
y/n:
having the girls with me and knowing that you guys were worried about me because you genuinely care is all i need honestly. like yeah fuck max but thank god i have amazing people like you in my life, i probably would’ve cried myself to sleep if it wasn’t for you guys. i’m so so grateful to be blessed with all of you and i know don’t say it nearly enough but i love you a lot. like really ❤️🩹
girlfriend kika: AWWWWWWWW
chili!: 🥲❤️🥲❤️
princess george: sry for calling u a bitch i was mad 💕
y/n: it’s okay georgie
my baby lando: always here for u 🫀🫂
chal eclair: i wanna say something but i’m gonna sound unhinged
PIERRE GASLYYYY: can you not 😃
PIERRE GASLYYYY: like we’re having a moment here
honey badger: i kinda wanna know what he wants to say..
y/n: speak ur truth bestie charles
chal eclair: ur next album is gonna be fire
y/n: you bet your fucking ass it will be 🤭
my baby lando: OHHHHH
chili!: YESSSS
babygirl alex: SLAYYYYY
alabono: LMAOOOO
y/n: now i need everyone to come over so we
can pray on max’s down fall
yukino: 🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻
my baby lando: VROOM VROOM CUNTS
[aug. 16, 2023]
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y/n my therapy. my friends. my family. everything i ever wanted is in this silly little group and i wouldn’t change it for the world 🫂 so grateful to have u in my life everyday and i can’t thank u enough for being there for me when i needed you the most. i will always love you. forever. my whole world. 💌 and to my fans, thank u so so much for the sweet messages and all the support u’ve given me. i love you and i can’t wait till we meet again 🫶🏼❤️🩹🫧
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danielricciardo welcome back to the real world
→ y/n thank u for bringing me back danny
landonorris love you the most 🧡
carlossainz55 at your service 🫡
charles_leclerc glad that you’re back to us ❤️
georgerussell63 ❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹
pierregasly forever violating you in your sleep 😁
→ y/n the way god intended 😁
yukitsunoda0511 love you y/n
lilymhe MY WIFE IS BACKKK 🥹
→ alexalbon come on now
→ y/n mrs steal your girl is back 😼
francisca.cgomes queen. icon even.
→ y/n says you ???
carmenmmundt love u forever 🤍
→ y/n and ever.
alexanderasaintmleux my girlfriend 😩💕
→ charles_leclerc no ??
→ y/n yes.
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kellypiquet my friend. my family.
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username girl 💀
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Hazbin Hotel Masterlist!!
Helluva Boss Masterlist
🦌Alastor Masterlist!
The Vee's Masterlist!
🌹: Platonic
♥️: Romantic
☠️: Angst
🔥: NSFW
RULES
*I will only write Male Readers for Angel Dust.
👑Charlie:
♥️Sweet As Candy
🌹First Meetings
♥️Artist Rendition
♥️Storming Troubles
🎰Husk:
🌹/♥️Long Nights And Catnip
♥️Artist Rendition
♥️Cat Naps
♥️Storming Troubles
🌹A Little R&R
🎀Vaggie:
♥️Artist Rendition
♥️Storming Troubles
🕷️Angel Dust:
♥️Harder Than It Looks
♥️Rose Colored Boy
🌹/♥️Kisses
♥️The Red String of What?, Part Two
♥️Movie Night
🌹Work Day Blues
♥️Cold Nights
♥️The Best Way To Comfort
♥️Best Dads
♥️/🔥One Of A Kind Show
♥️Sleep Headcanons
♥️Artist Rendition
♥️Perfect In Everyway!
♥️Little Musician
♥️Storming Troubles
🍎Lucifer:
🔥Lay All Your Love On Me:
♥️Family Man
♥️First Meetings
♥️Artist Rendition
☠️Heaven Says You Are In Danger
♥️Storming Troubles
🎸Adam:
♥️Minecraft Shenanigans
♥️/🔥Drunken Mess
🔥Party Like A Rockstar
♥️Horror Movies
♥️/☠️Lay Me Down
🫀Rosie
♥️Pretty Woman
♥️Love Bites,
♥️ Lipstick
♥️Competition
♥️/☠️Bite
🌹Platonic Headcanons
📺Vox:
☠️The TV made me do it
☠️/♥️Not Meant To Be
Ships X Reader:
🍎AppleRadio🦌:
♥️Sweet as Apple Pie
👑Chaggie🎀:
♥️Love Triangle? No Love Circle
♥️A Whole Lot Of Love
♥️Horns And Hooves
🎰HuskerDust🕷️:
♥️Rough Days = More Snuggles
♥️/🔥Their Favorite Distraction
♥️Safe and Sound
♥️Casino Troubles
♥️Sweet
👑Charlastor🦌:
♥️Showtunes!
🎸Adam's Apple🍎:
♥️/🔥Tempting
🫀RadioRose🦌:
♥️/☠️The Chase
Cursed Cat Alastor:
🌹What A Weird Cat
🌹Carelessly Curious
🌹An Angry Deer and New Horns
🌹Careful, Baby On Board
🌹Supply Run
🌹Bodyguard Or Babysitter?
Hazbin Men
🌹/♥️Facial Hair
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gahh im excited???!!
could i request a prompt with poly!marauders and reader at the beach? Helping each other put on sunblock (which by the way is adorable AND hot lol) after they settle down on the beach. I feel like one of the boys would try to make it all sexy or flirt or whatever but reader is super adamant about the how important sunscreen is (being sunburnt, cancer, ext.). EVEN if remus is only planning on lazing around under the shade of the umbrella with a book, reader WILL slather him in sunblock as well. Nobody is safe LMFAO
I am such a sunscreen girlie, you can't catch me outside without it on ;)
thank uu!!
-🫀
SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG
Bringing the boys to your childhood home was exactly what you’d imagined.
You’ve spent your time walking around the town, eating fried clams, and sipping lemonade. You’d find shade from the sun and sit with the boys, sharing the food clumsily. Remus would find a bookshop, Sirius would gravitate towards the music, and sweet James is content wherever you are. Though, he does like football night.
You’d bring sandwiches your mother made and sticky treats to eat on the sand of the beach, running into the sea and letting the waves crash over you. James is more fond of the ocean than the other boys, though they indulge you as well.
It feels nice bringing them a slice of your childhood here. Showing them where you spent your summers away from school with them, where little you scraped her knees and had her first kiss. The ice cream shop you used to sit in and the stretch of beach you’d unconsciously reserved as yours.
You sit on that stretch of beach peacefully with them now. Well, as peacefully as you can with them. You’re fussing, as Sirius puts it, over their physical wellbeing that they’re perfectly capable of protecting themselves. Whatever.
“Fuck,” Sirius gripes behind you. He’s dropped a tomato slice in the sand. You ignore him.
“You need to protect yourselves.” you ‘fuss.’ “Your skin is vulnerable.”
You’re reminiscent of your mother’s words growing up as you kneed in the sunscreen into James’ freckled back. He’s broad shouldered in front of you. Sun kissed, tan, and proud. He sucks juice out of a caprisun pouch loudly.
“If anything,” James puts in cheekily. “We need protection from you.”
"Y/N sunscreen," Remus hums, his eyes focused on his book. He lies on his stomach with his back directly under the blazing sun. You cringe, moving over to him with a warming a glob of sunblock in your hand before applying it messily over his back.
"What does that mean?"
Sirius laughs. “Cause you’re so hot.”
"Oh," you murmur, feeling warm under the sun's heat. That's the only reason.
Sirius sets aside his sandwich, leaning over Remus to kiss you. He tastes like sandwich and coke. Tomato and fresh burrata.
"It's not so much that the sun is hot," you explain as he pulls away. "It's more that your skin can't handle the ultraviolet radiation.”
“I love it when you talk sexy.” Sirius grins. Remus laughs from under you, his chest rumbling sweetly.
“You guys.” You whine.
"Stop," James murmurs lovingly, focused on undoing the parchment paper of his own sandwich. "She's flustered.”
“I’m not flustered.”
The waves crash behind you. They’re so loud and large this time of day, you’re surprised James is still here nursing a sandwich in small bites instead of running against the water with the board he found in your attic. You’d gone up there on the first day looking for things to busy yourselves with when he’d seen it tucked away in the corner. Remus had found scrabble and Sirius had refused to go into the ‘dust bunny room’. It was bad for his hair.
He’s is your next victim now. You crawl over to him, gripping his strong shoulders. “Getting freaky in public?” He asks.
“Protecting you from skin cancer.” You grab the bottle. “In public.”
“I’m turned on.” Sirius cheeks, peeking behind to look at you.
You laugh loud, startled. “Shut up.”
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