#(or block me but sometimes I post cute doodles lol)

[sickgraymeat]

Here is a take. You need the context of the character outside of the relationship in order to fully appreciate the relationship, in an analytical/understanding sense. (What I mean is you can obviously enjoy it regardless) Most bubbline shippers are more drawn to Marceline’s context outside of the relationship than to Bonnie’s, which often leads to minimizing Bonnie by characterizing her as uncaring or a purely selfish partner, minimizing Marcy by characterizing her as purely a (Bonnie’s) victim who did nothing wrong, of oversimplifying the whole relationship by only acknowledging the bad parts (just the angst) OR the good parts (just the fluff). It’s really frustrating actually bc to me they’re both characters who shed a light on the complexity of the show as a whole, and when most people realize that they tend to latch onto the second layer beneath the surface so to speak— the big “reveal” that Bonnie isn’t just tea parties and smiley faces, and that Marcy isn’t just scary pranks and evil laughter.

The thing is, THIS IS NOT THE LIMIT OF THEIR COMPLEXITY. They definitely are not just those things, but they are not just “evil scientist dictator” and “depressed lost soul” either! They’re so many things, just like every other major character (and many minor ones) in the show. I see many of you getting into Bonnie’s complexities without sympathy because you think it’s cool or sexy that she’s evil or whatever, but there’s so much more to her than that. And while I’ve seen much more sympathetic introspection on Marcy’s character, it still tends to place her as the Victim with a capital V within the context of their relationship. Understandable considering we mostly see it from her side, and considering we mostly see the parts of it where it’s strained. But come on!! I know fandom is very capable of filling in blanks, but I rarely see that for Bonnie when it isn’t in service of a different character. I get that she is very withholding, but honestly so are all of them. That’s exactly what Obsidian is about, but I don’t think anyone waited for it to come out to acknowledge that Marceline was more than the series could directly show of her. So many people in fandom are willing to dig SO DEEP for interpretation, but with Bonnie, it’s like she surprised or angered or amused you so much by being 2-dimensional than you never acknowledge the dimensions beyond that. And if that’s because you don’t see them, then how are you seeing every other character’s so clearly?

#adventure time #bubbline #princess bubblegum #marceline the vampire queen #bonnibel bubblegum #marceline abadeer #jus talkin #mine #sorry #me being so annoying #*you is not direct ever it just got confusing saying ‘they’ for both ‘general fandom’ and ‘bubbline’ #meta #I guess #if there’s something I should tag w this lmk #if you’re following at tags and don’t want to see my text posts blacklist jus talkin #I’m trying to be better abt it ahdbsbdbbs especially when I use at tags #(or block me but sometimes I post cute doodles lol)

[shzmluvrs]

Here's A Proper Intro lol

So, if you haven't gathered this fact by now, this is a shared account with two users. We're gonna try to be as active as possible, but please be aware we...have lives outside of Tumblr, so-💀.

But anyhow, we're very welcoming and encourage you to explore our page and do whatever you want (except leave any type of hate/negativity, that's unessecary, we'll block you♡). And, we're always looking to make new friends, so, DMs are always open, even if you just want to vent :).

And finally, common account rules; if you don't like it, don't read it - if you don't like our content, block us - if you wanna join us, DM us - all that jazz. Anyways, here's our personal intros. Love y'all <3 !!

~ Moon🌙 & Star✨️

Name: Star✨️

Pronouns: She/Her/Hers

/Aquarius🔆 Cancer🌙 Leo⬆️/

Hai! I'm just gonna be real simple about this...I do most of the writing and headcanons and writing-related-whatnot on this account. Ofc, Moon is always giving me ideas and inspo, she was my main motivator to even do this account with her, after all😌💅🏽.

Anyways, I'm happy to write whatever for whoever, as long as I've got the proper ideas to work with (so make your requests specific/detailed and as long as you want, I don't mind. In fact, I'd adore it😼). I literally have no other boundaries other than that tbh (at least, not any that I can think of right now), so go nuts😭✋🏽.

Oh, and you'll always know it's me addressing you because I usually write (or at least, start off) in purple or I'll just sign off with my name, so yee.

Name: Moon🌙

Pronouns: She/Her/Hers

/Gemini🔆 Taurus🌙 Capricorn⬆️/

Hey y'all! So I mostly make cute lil' aesthetic pics/collages/gifs/wallpapers/backgrounds, and edits! I also sometimes make up headcanons (mostly for Freddy, cuz he's my manz 😽💙)- but I'm obvi not only limited to making headcanons for him. Feel free to request a specific collage/wallpaper, aesthetic pic, edit (e.g. Freddy and Anthea edit with *insert song here*. Or e.g. Billy and Freddy collage platonically, obvi. //NO SHIPPING BILLY AND FREDDY IN A ROMANTIC WAY, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED, PERIOD 💅🏻.//) (I agree with this btw, THEY'RE BROTHERS, IT'S GROSS😾🙅🏽‍♀️), or headcanons of any Shazam characters! Occasional shitposter 😃. (Me and Star are also shifters n' spiritual gals, so if you're open to that kinda stuff, feel free to dm us because we need Shazam-shifting-friends lmao). AND, I also post doodles so that's cool!!

Huge thanks to Star, my literal soulmate, for making this acc (y'all it's literally so slay- my girlie is creative n' talented af, you'll see ✨), and giving me the actual motivation to write this 🩷!!

Anyway, you'll know it's me cuz I'll either type in pink, or sign off as Moon🌙! Much love, angels <333

Anyways, now that intros are done, here's the Master List where everything is...!! -

Master List lol

Anyways, that's about it, we're pretty sure! So byeee <3.

~ Moon🌙 & Star✨️

#shazam #shazamxreader #shazamfuryofthegods #shazam2 #dc comics #freddyfreeman #billybatson #fanfic #dcimagines #fotg #hdcns #shazamfuryofthegodsxreader #antheaxreader #shazam2drabbles #shazamedits #introduction #shazamimagines #shazamheadcanons #shazamedit #billybatsonshazam #anthea #captain marvel #antheaedit #shazam fotg #shazam icons #shazam fanfic #shazamfotgedit #shazam family #captainmarvel #moon&star

[fanboyzuko]

5, 23, and 33 for the writing ask post

Woo thanks~~

5. Do you have any writing superstitions? What are they and why are they 100% true?

Haha does my belief that im incapable of writing at home count as a superstition? and to be fair to me, i can. sometimes. I did this weekend!!! But then the other 95% of the time it just doesnt happen ripppp (too many distractions at home...)

23. Describe the physical environment in which you write. Be as detailed as possible. Tell me what’s around you as you work. Paint me a picture.

As detailed above, it sure as hell aint home. We're in the fine dining establishment of Gusto. If we're lucky, we have a full booth seat so we can fit both the laptop and a large plate of fries next to each other. There's a mug with a cafe latte next to the plate, and then a glass with water. Maybe a ginger ale or vegetable juice too if we're feeling lazy and don't feel like getting up to the drink bar again any time soon.

There's a really horrible playlist of bad covers to notable songs playing overhead, but we block that out with atla lofi mixes. Always cutting through preferable music is the adorable voice of the cat robot delivering food. Many a "nya" to be heard (all puns). We do not begrudge the cat. We cherish the cat. And sometimes get distracted watching the cat robot because it's been there for like almost two years now but she's still so damned cute.

We finish the plate of fries. Maybe we'll order another one...

33. Do you practice any other art besides writing? Does that art ever tie into your writing, or is it entirely separate?

I used to sew and do costuming u.u haven't since I moved to japan bc I just don't have the space for it anymore... I still enjoying doing costume designs! Hence my yanggang costume sketches... did i ever end up doing tarkik and siniq's design collages? hmm... but then I don't go into too much effort talking about the actual clothes in my writing so lmao rip

These days i do lot of jounaling :3 fun sticker collages and doodling and what not. doesnt really tie into writing other than me planning out update schedules i suppose lol

If anyone else wants to ask something ;3

#bookwyrmie #ask game

[marsstabswc]

Ok so, I’ve gotten a few messages about my Minor DNI, some a lot more respectful than others so. To put this very in the most blunt way possible-

If your going to go into my messages and berate me/comment on my posts or anything like that imma assume you’re a screaming infant and will treat you as so; swiftly blocking you, if you’re being respectful or overall nice I’m not going to seek out if you are a minor.

I don’t check every single post to see if a minor posted it and I don’t expect minors to do the same to me, i have had a few troubles in the past with minors and my art.

I enjoy drawing blood/gore/vore but I also love drawing normal cute stuff, I sometimes draw NSFW but I keep that mostly on the down low.

Since this is a newer account I don’t have any art on it (except this doodle I just did at work) so let’s review the rules:

Be fucking respectful

Don’t repost my art

That’s it so far, if I get more I’ll update it somewhere. But my Minor DNI is more so I feel more comfortable posting art/fanfics here I enjoy, as far as I am aware I’ve never interacted with a minor yet on the app but who knows.

I’m only gonna post this once, just to put it out there, because I’d rather not have to say this everywhere. So if your a minor and I like one of your posts and you don’t like that tell me and I’ll effectively fuck right off, but just be respectful I’m not going to answer all my messages all the time I’m not that active so to all the respectful people’s questions

Minors are 17 and under right? Is it ok if I still interact as a 16 year old as long as I’m nice?

Uhhhh loaded question, but I think for the few people commenting I know one of you in real life and your older sister would kill me if you followed me so no. 17+ at least. (And I have to block you sorry Luna)

What kind of art are you going to post? Why Minors DNI?

I prefer gore in a lot of my art, but I just would rather not have to deal with anything I would with kids and gore, “kids are on this website why would you post this?!” Cause they shouldn’t be on my page lol

Kids are going to interact more now you have that in your bio

Maybe but as long as they don’t cause problems I’m not going to witch hunt and block you, I’d just rather you respect my rules. And if you don’t and I see it I block you.

Anyways might post later after work who knows I have a bit of art block atm I’m designing a tattoo though

[fluffy-ami]

Last updated: April 15, 2024

✧° • Welcome! 🫐✨

Fic requests: closed 🍩

Headcanon requests: closed 🍩

Art requests: closed 🍩 (work in progress✨)

Asks/DMs: always open 🥯

✧°🖋️Headcanons | Fics/Drabbles

Currently active events: 500 followers Boop Booth (dw we'll continue once I'm back akdkjds)

Number of wips I'm supposed to be working on: 5

You can call me Ami, welcome to my fluffy t-word blog (and a blog for some random stuff occasionally)! I'm here to make your day a little bit better ☄️✨

✧° • Fandom List 🫐

* - fandoms that I'm not as into as I used to be, but I'll always draw for them (writing fics/hcs will depend)

Attack on Titan 🕊️*

ATLA 🌀*

ATSV 🕸️

Baldur's Gate 3 ⚔️

Blue Lock ⚽ (in progress)

Bungou Stray Dogs 📖*

Cookie Run: Kingdom 🍪*

Demon Slayer🪻 (haven't seen S3 yet)

Fullmetal Alchemist (2003) 📚*

Genshin Impact 🍃

Good Omens 🪽

Hades 🔥*

Haikyuu!! 🏐*

Hazbin Hotel 🛎️

Honkai: Star Rail ✨

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 🌟

My Hero Academia ☄️*

Nimona 🐉

Obey Me 🫀*

Omori 🩹

Our Flag Means Death 🏴‍☠️ (in progress)

Project SEKAI 🎼*

Sk∞ the Infinity 🛹

Tears of Themis ⚖️*

The Amazing Digital Circus 🎪

The Arcana 🃏*

The Case Study of Vanitas 🔗*

The Magnus Archives 📒 (will finish sometime later lol)

The Promised Neverland 💫*

Twisted Wonderland ♣️*

Yuri on Ice ❄️*

Some rules & Other stuff

Teases won't be a thing if I barely know you, and I'm sure that I won't want to initiate these kinds of interactions with people in the near future. I've had some unpleasant experiences, so please, just know that I don't like being used as a source of entertainment for you just because you're bored or in a certain mood. I'm also a switch, I can't always be in the mood you want me to be in. Most of the time I just end up feeling lonely and sad (my ler side has been used so much, I'm just a little tired). So, since such interactions haven't brought me much joy lately, I want to take a break from this, for now. If you want us to try interacting that way, please just ask me about it first. Outright. Ask if I'm in the mood for it, how I feel about it. That's all I ask for.

Anyone can follow and interact with my blog when it comes to age, but if you're less than 16 or you're 30+, please don't DM me.

About N$FW & Anything related

Straight up nudity (like when you can literally see everything), k¡nky GIFs/videos with real people, discussing tickling in a s*xual/k¡nky way in situations when it's not supposed to be k¡nky at all (like in reblogs under some of my fics/doodles which were supposed to be fluffy & cute and NOTHING MORE) - all of this makes me really uncomfortable, please remember that❗

Content containing restraints/blindfolds/tools ect. is a complicated topic, but I'm fine with it for the most part when I'm in the mood for it, so you can request stuff like this at times (I hate straight up torture though, I think both sides should enjoy the process). If I ever post something that's more intense than just soft fluffy tickles, I'll make sure to tag it as "#spicy" or leave tags with potential trigger warnings so that other people would be able to block things that make them uncomfortable.

Important: If tickling is a k¡nky thing for you in some situations, I have absolutely nothing against that, it's normal bruh, enjoy whatever you want to enjoy when the context is right. I just don't want some people to sexualize everything I post (ESPECIALLY tickle content with characters that are technically minors, like ew, pls don't 💀), tickling is mostly a coping mechanism & a fun fluffy thing for me personally, that's why I don't want blogs who are focused on the k¡nky side of it to interact with me (I mean I can't stop anyone from viewing my content obviously, but please, respect my boundaries). If you're one of those people who think that “mmm actually this 'hyperfixation' on tickling is always a k¡nk for everyone ☝🏻🤓”, then please block me immediately. Even if I don't really like bringing it up much, I'm autistic, and I've had this hyperfixation (or a special interest of sorts) since I was a little kid. If you try to sexualize it as a whole, I'll personally beat you up 💖

I might post some OC stuff in here, rarely, though.

I can be inactive sometimes, that happens. I created this blog just because I can write/draw what I like, and share it with other people who like it too. I write/draw very slowly, so please, remember that and be patient with me if you requested something.

I don't read the manga (most of the time), so please keep that in mind while requesting!

I reserve the right to delete or ignore asks and requests which I'm not comfortable with or which freak me out. Hope you'll understand.

(If you wanna DM me, just know that my entire being is awkward as hell, and it usually takes me a long time to respond lol ajdkdk-)

✧° • Have a great day! 🫐✨

#welcome #fluffy-ami #tickle community #fandom list #intro #boundaries #rules #navigation #masterlist #my stuff

[wavygrayvy]

an obligatory pinned post because making a carrd is too much work

☆*:.｡. o about me o .｡.:*☆

gray(son)

20

they/them

jewish, white, american

cartoon fan and doll collector

my icon is gretchen stripes and my header is the now defunct rainbow corridor from epcot’s imagination pavilion

i have a redbubble! check it out here

☆*:.｡. o interests o .｡.:*☆

(i.e. things i have, currently, or probably will reblog(ged)), current favorites are italicized (in no particular order btw)

disney

disney parks, especially epcot (ok i don’t talk about this much here but it’s a real big hyperfixation for me)

ducktales

three caballeros

darkwing duck

phineas and ferb

milo murphy’s law

the owl house

animaniacs/pinky and the brain

lazytown

dan and phil

nbc community

brooklyn nine nine

agents of shield

jurassic world: camp cretaceous

the muppets

sesame street, specifically bert and ernie

talespin and other disney afternoon things

mcu

amphibia

tangled

tangled the series

barbie

rainbow high

monster high

ever after high

lol surprise/omg

the ghost and molly mcgee

my little pony g4 and g5 (yes i am bringing back my first ever fandom from the fifth grade shh)

webkinz

our flag means death

heartstopper

austin and ally

what we do in the shadows

bluey

Bonus: Blorbo List!! (I would say from my shows but they're from pretty much everywhere)

☆*:.｡. o about this blog o .｡.:*☆

my beloveds tag - posts with my blorbos, specifically ones that make me go 🥺🥰 so not a lot of angst there.

doll tag- a general tag for doll stuff. i mostly made it because i figured it’s the thing i post about the least of my followers care about so if you want to filter it, that’s totally cool. i do let some doll-based animated media slip through but anything that’s blatantly doll stuff gets tagged

art - i tag a lot of things art like obviously visual art but also cool video edits, those really pretty gif sets with all the colors, and anything else that clearly took a lot of time creativity! but also lots of silly doodles :))

the lovers the dreamers and queue - queue tag. i also use it on scheduled posts when i think of it (yes it is a good pun like everyone else’s cause at the end of the muppet movie they changed the lyrics for the reprise to “we’ve done just what we set out to do, thanks to the lovers the dreamers and you” )

blaze it - blazed posts or posts about blazed posts. yes i could just tag them ‘blaze’ or ‘blazed’ but this is much more fun

sen6 - short for sensational 6 as in mickey, minnie, donald, daisy, goofy, and pluto. although sometimes I cheat and throw in adjacent characters like chip and dale or clarabelle (yes i know if c+d are there it’s exceptional 8 but ex8 or whatever isn’t as cute as sen6)

as for tw/cw tags i try to use them when anything comes up in one of my original posts but i think the filtering works on reblogged posts as long as they’ve been tagged as that somewhere in the chain? so i don’t add them again *but* if you have something particular you’d like me to tag for you, just let me know!

☆*:.｡. o dni o .｡.:*☆

if you’re under 15

if you’re just generally bigoted. tbh i’m not super bothered if you’re not overally socially concious, but fair warning i do reblog that kind of stuff

other than that, if i don’t want to interact with you, i’ll just avoid/block you myself :)

#pinned post

[ahtohallan-calling]

chapter 1 of the food of love is here!

{kristanna / t /modern au / humor and fluff / pride & prejudice inspired}

Legendary food critic Hayden West is known for their scathing reviews of restaurants and wickedly sharp wit. Restaurant owners tremble at the thought of the day the mysterious reviewer will walk through their doors-- never suspecting that Hayden West is, in fact, the redheaded woman with a sketchbook eating a quiet meal alone.

It's an easy enough job for Anna, and she's got her routine down pat, especially with the help of her assistant, Olaf.

And then comes the day she walks into Kristoff Bjorgman's restaurant-- and gets much, much more than she bargained for.

Pencil-- check.

Sketchbook-- check.

Phone, wallet, and keys-- check.

Anna took one last glance at herself in the mirror, smoothing down the navy skirt of her nondescript dress. Her hair, that couldn’t be helped; a wig would stand out even more than the fiery shade of auburn, but she’d pulled it up into a ponytail to keep it mostly out of sight. Simple makeup, plain unbranded shoes-- she appeared entirely unremarkable.

Perfect.

She hummed to herself a little as she locked her apartment and headed towards the stairs. This week’s assignment was easy enough; some new little bistro on the edge of an area that was trendy five years ago. 

She liked the little, unfussy places. It was easier to hide when no one cared if she lingered with her sketchbook, easier to see what she was looking for at places where you could hear what was happening in the kitchen while still watching the manager wander around trying to figure out who Hayden West was. 

The only clue they ever got was the day Hayden would be there; no photos existed of the mysterious restaurant critic, no matter how many times their scathing reviews went viral. “The Gordon Ramsay of newspaper critics,” that was what the Times had called Hayden after a withering review of a seafood place had garnered a hundred thousand retweets for its description of particularly horrible crab cakes that “deserved neither to be called crab nor cake but perhaps a vaguely saltwater scented cement patty that should be patented and marketed as an instantaneously effective weight loss supplement.”

Anna had been particularly proud of that one. It was a rare day when the food was actually bad enough to warrant such a review on its own; the fact that the manager had gotten into a screaming match that reduced a sixteen year old waitress to tears was simply motivation to hold absolutely nothing back. 

She wondered, sometimes, what people would think if they knew the truth: that in fact Hayden had never existed at all and was in fact a twenty-four-year-old woman who’d unexpectedly been promoted into the gig after the man she’d been interning under was unceremoniously given the boot for drunkenly relieving himself on the editor’s lawn, where he had gotten caught by a ferocious Maltese.

The restaurant, thankfully, was only a few blocks away; her car was in desperate need of a replacement everything, but she didn’t have the heart to get rid of it, not when it’d seen her through thick and thin for nearly ten years, from her sixteenth birthday to her college move-ins to her hour long commute to the Tribune’s office for her barely-more-than-unpaid internship. 

It came to a creaky halt in front of the restaurant at ten to noon; she’d have just enough time to get seated without having to wait, but she’d bear witness to the midday lunch rush and its aftermath. The place wasn’t much to look at, though she could tell by the small garden out front and the stenciled outlines on the white-painted brick wall that it wasn’t for lack of effort. It had opened only a month ago, the latest in a long line of valiant attempts to put something interesting on this block. If she remembered correctly, six months ago this space had been a design-your-own-lasagna place (wonderful idea, but impossible to execute efficiently); before that, there had been a sugar-free bakery that had been run out of business in two weeks when it was discovered that the only sugar-free thing it sold was bottled water; and even before that, it had been, like most places that were cursed with a constant “for lease” sign, a Jenny Craig. 

And now it was just BB’s, a name that was so simple it made her worry that this venture would fail like all its predecessors, especially considering its lack of marketing and online presence; she’d had to send her intern to do some scouting for her to even get her hands on a menu in advance.

“This place is great, boss,” Olaf had said through a mouthful of food as he’d called her on his way back to the office. “They’ve even got cheesecake.”

“With--”

“Chocolate sauce, yeah, yeah, I know how you are. I got the menu for you and had the cute waiter circle all his recommendations, and that was top of the list. Well, not literally top, the desserts are all at the--”

“I knew what you meant, Olaf,” she’d said as she rolled her eyes, a fond smile tugging at the corner of her mouth. “And thanks.”

Now, Anna found herself hoping he had been right about this place when she pushed the door open, bells jingling overhead; it had been far too long since she’d gotten the chance to write an enthusiastic endorsement of a place that really deserved it. To her surprise, only one other table was taken by two men, one broad-shouldered and blond, the other dark-haired and sporting a wide smile the second he laid eyes on her.

“Hi!” he said brightly, leaping to his feet and wiping his hands on his apron. “Welcome to BB’s! Table for one?”

“Yes, please,” she said, returning his smile after a moment’s confusion; if the place was as good as Olaf had said, why was it this desolate on a Saturday at lunchtime?

“I’m Ryder, and I’ll be taking care of you today,” the waiter said, pulling a chair out for her at a table next to the window. “Let me grab you a menu, okay?”

“Thanks,” Anna said, her focus instead on the other man as he rose to his feet and ambled over to the door that led to the kitchen. He was even taller-- and broader, Jesus but those shoulders-- than she’d realized at first. 

This place must have been an old-fashioned diner once upon a time, judging by the window to the kitchen through which she could still see him. He was handsome, she supposed, if you liked men with strong jaws and broad noses and floppy golden hair.

And brown eyes, she thought, her cheeks turning bright red as he looked up and caught her staring. She jerked her attention away just as Ryder said cheerfully “Here you go!” as he put a laminated menu on the table in front of her. “The soup of the day is minestrone. What would you like to drink?”

“Water, please, and a coffee,” she said, still trying to cover her embarrassment.

“I’ll brew some fresh for you and be right back,” he said, that broad grin still plastered to his face as he bustled back to the kitchen.

Anna fidgeted a little in her seat as she pulled out her sketchbook. The whole point of her job was going unnoticed, but if she was the only customer in the restaurant today-- shit, this could blow her whole cover, considering each restaurant knew in advance that Hayden was coming that day.

For now, though, she had to worry about her notes, and so she began to sketch the interior of the restaurant in the notepad. She was no great artist by any stretch of the imagination, but it was the best way she’d found to remember her thoughts and impressions of a restaurant without having to worry about prying eyes reading over her shoulder. With each detail she drew, she thought of something specific-- friendly waiter as she scribbled the outline of the door, not busy, why? for the back of a chair, clean, good health rating posted for the box of the kitchen window.

And the menu-- she glanced over it as she doodled it. Simple, Italian-American fare; judging by the names-- Cliff’s Favorite, a deep-dish pizza with meatballs, and Ronnie’s Ravioli-- these were family recipes. She couldn’t help but wonder about what the chef’s family was like as she dared to steal another peek at him. He was working on prepping something, his forehead furrowed in concentration, and if she noticed the way his shoulders strained against his white t-shirt as he did so...well, so long as he didn’t catch her looking again, what did it matter?

The bells over the door jingled, startling her, and she turned to see a chattering group of six friends come in. A feeling of relief washed over her; she hated to see places like this go under fast.

Ryder set her coffee down in front of her, winking as he dropped a couple of creamers beside it, before scurrying over to seat the newcomers. She took a sip as her phone buzzed with a text from Olaf.

how is it?

Good so far. Decent coffee. Not many people here, though, can you send some friends?

aye aye, captain. i’ll remind them to do a better job of pretending not to recognize you this time lol

God, it was hard to remember how she’d used to do this without him. When Hans had first been fired and she’d been unceremoniously promoted into his newly vacant position, she’d spent the first few weeks scrambling to find a restaurant that actually deserved the sort of bad review Hayden West was known for. Hans, of course, had never had such scruples, but it felt wrong to Anna to make a mockery of a place and risk running it out of business when it was run by perfectly nice people, even if they did have a watery hollandaise. She’d used to rely on word of mouth and her own scouting expeditions to try and find places that really deserved it, but it wasn’t until she’d found the place with the shitty crab cakes that she’d finally found a manager who was a big enough asshole to deserve every bad review the place got.

The problem, though, was that when the review had gone viral, it had spelled a complete shutdown for the restaurant. After spending two sleepless nights worrying about the impact it’d have on the rest of the staff, Anna had gone for a second visit-- this time ordering a simple salad that still managed to be disgusting-- and pulled one of the waiters aside, asking about the plans the rests of the staff had for a next job.

And, because that had been her lucky day, the waiter had been Olaf, and he’d been just as enthusiastic as she was about helping connect the rest of the staff with new places more than willing to hire them on-- and he didn’t ask any questions about why, exactly, she cared so much. But when Anna had asked what Olaf himself was looking for as a next step, he’d blushed and admitted, “Honestly, I’m on a break from college right now. Journalism major-- not sure if it’s worth finishing, you know?”

Anna had confessed then for the very first time that she was, in fact, the legendary Hayden West-- or at least his successor-- expecting him to react with shock and, if she was being honest, a bit of awe, but instead Olaf had burst into laughter.

“Obviously,” he said, wiping at his eyes. “I saw the way you were looking around the place and heard the questions you were asking. Secret’s safe with me, though.”

She’d called her boss the same day asking to bring him on as a paid intern, and neither of them had looked back since. Olaf had a knack for finding disgruntled waitstaff in the Tri-State area complaining on Twitter and Reddit about their shitty bosses, then following up with them after Hayden’s reviews were published to make sure that they and their coworkers had a better place to work, either because their managers had seen the light or because they had moved on to greener pastures.

One of the tricks they’d developed together was sending in decoys if Anna was ever worried about getting caught. Olaf had a whole network of friends who were more than willing to show up to restaurants at a moment’s notice and eat a meal on the Tribune’s dime. 

Today, though, she needed a certain pair of them to make sure this went smoothly.

Send the two improv kids, she texted back. They’ve got their work cut out for them-- this place is deserted. They have to act extra Hayden-y.

Olaf replied with only a thumbs-up emoji. Anna sighed and sat back in her seat, and a moment later Ryder appeared by her side. “Ready to order?” he asked, wearing another bright smile.

Extra attentive-- she’d add that to the sketch later. “Yeah,” she said, skimming the menu quickly again. Honestly, so far, this place hit every mark of a restaurant worth one of Hayden’s really positive reviews, which, thanks to the column’s usual reputation, went even more viral than the venomous ones-- not every day that a renowned cynic actually liked something.

There was just one more test, the one that elevated a good place to a great one, great enough that she’d come back to on her own time and money and bring her sister along for the ride.

“I’ll just have the spaghetti, please,” she said with her sunniest smile.

Ryder nodded and turned away, whistling to himself, and she glanced up at the clock over his head. 

Five minutes and counting, she thought. Fingers crossed this goes the way I want.

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a/n: THANK YOU to molly, laura, and melissa for helping me brainstorm and plan this one out!!extra thanks to molly and to johanna for helping me with some of the restaurant stuff, to ronnie for helping me decide what kind of restaurant kristoff would have, and as always, to creative director gabi :')

#kristanna #my fics #p&p&p

[pink-rose-petalz]

About Me

Hi! I just realized there's a button to pin a post to the top of your blog lol, so I'm making an introduction!

My name's Remi or Rose, I'm 20 and nonbinary (they/them). I initially made this blog to explore agere, a coping mechanism in which you mentally regress to a younger age for stress relief, healing or just for fun (NOT to be confused with dd!g or other k!nk communities. Agere is sfw and ALWAYS nonsexual). I also sometimes write little diary entries and random thoughts I guess, which have gotten attention and earned me a couple followers, which is why I'm making an about, just so new followers know what this blog is. I frequently post or reblog:

🍯Cottagecore

🌄Adventurecore

🎠Agere stuff (positivity, resources, art)

🐻Teddycore

🏫Kidcore / Primarycore / Schoolcore

🍓Sanrio

🌲Moomin

📼Various cartoons and video games

...just to name a few! Basically I reblog a lot of forest-y, nature aesthetics, whether it's photography or art or video game screenshots etc. And I reblog a lot of cute aesthetics; I loooove kidcore and Sanrio and the color pink

I don't have much of a DNI cuz I personally don't like making other people responsible for whether they should follow me; if i don't want someone following me, I'll just block them. The only people I ask upfront not to follow me are dd!g, abd!, and other k!nk communities. I hold no ill will or judgement towards you in the slightest, but this is a sfw comfort blog and simply not the place for such content. I also don't want anti-agere people interacting with me, but that's a given since this is primarily an agere blog lol.

I don't talk a lot about who I am outside of this blog, since I'm just here for escapism and to relax. But irl I'm an artist and writer. I don't post any of my "real" art here, just childish doodles I make when regressed; it's really therapeutic to set aside my perfectionism and draw like a kid would, lol.

#intro post #agere #agedre #littlexspace #cottagecore #adventurecore

[narain-yuna]

i love your art !! the colors are so pretty !! do you ever feel unmotivated? what encourages you to keep going cuz I haven’t drawn in more than month and I feel awful lol

I feel unmotivated all the time!!! Usually what I do is relax and draw something that makes me happy! Not something worth posting. Just a collection of doodles that'll never go anywhere, something to make myself smile a little, something to get the juices flowing.

(You can actually tell when I'm in a slump on here cause I draw serizawa and reigen over and over so much with flat colors,,, if you ever see both of them in a rather simple art from me, that's a telltale sign! Also note that after those are big peices with lots of love and inspiration! It ebbs and flows.)

If that fails and I can't even do that much, then I usually hit up a friend and discuss headcanon, or aesthetic, and it spurrs lots of ideas for cute prompts and activities to draw! I also follow some bots for fandoms I like, for mp100 I follow terukibot1 and mobbot_, they both interact in character a lot and the former posts lots of funky outfits, when I have no inspiration I look and draw my favorite characters in those clothes!

I also find that the perfect Playlist can help a lot with getting inspired,, I repeat Playlist or even singular songs endlessly when I sit to draw.

When all else fails, embrace the slump a little longer. Sometimes, forcing yourself to draw will degrade your love for the craft and your skill as well. I used to love realistic rendering, but I did it so often and forced myself to do it past the point of love, and it stressed me out so bad that I can't even begin to attempt it anymore! So if you really feel horrible drawing, more aweful than being in the slump, then stay in the slump a while longer, it's better then burning yourself out!!

Also, I'm so glad you like my work!! I've worked really hard at trying to understand colors, I'm so happy it's working!!! I really hope I could help!! I'm Rooting for you to beat the art block/unmotivation! 💖💖

#Ask Yuna #About Yuna #Hi lazymysticstardust!

[junkpile-of-eterna]

It Is With INTENSE Shame I Have Come To Announce:

I somehow ended up falling into the Spamton slime pit. 

It was really all the amazing, weirdly cute, and feels-y fanart that did this to me. I found him somewhat interesting as a character, but I really didn't have any feelings about him at all until I got curious and decided to check his tags. Good Lord. 

It's weird, because I actually really don't like the whole "creepy ventriloquist dummy" thing (that's probably why I only like doodling his fanon Addison form...I love Addison Spamton), but his backstory and everything was enough to push past that for me. Sometimes, I can like characters that are ugly if they're intriguing enough. It's especially weird for me because I DO like clowns, but was never interested in Jevil when he was the hot new Undertale superboss boy. And it's probably because he wasn't that important to the overall story of that chapter. He's entirely optional, you don't have to ever see him, meanwhile, having an encounter with Spamton is mandatory, even if you don’t do his Neo fight. There's so much to unpack with him, and his story really matters to the Cyber World story as a whole. 

I've been in intense shame about it, and that needs to stop. I'm having a great time reading fics and coming up with headcanons. I have like 3 fic ideas involving him (he's not always the main character in all of them, but they do involve him) And I'm going to write at least one of them. It's making me feel excited and engaged in something for the first time in at least a year, and that's awesome. 

I'm thinking of maybe making a sideblog to reblog and post about him and the Addisons, so that you people don't have to look at that shit. I know I could just make sure to tag it so people can block it, but I feel like 90% of everyone following me is like "Eterna, NO" right now, lol. 

I'm sorry, I'm not sorry. ^^;;;;;;

#rambles #it's deltatrash #variation on my old it's undertrash tag #i hate that this happened to me #i never wanted this yet here we are

[josephjoestarhitthis]

About

『 Seung-ri Moon / Male MC 』

Name: Seung-ri Moon

文 (Moon) [Family/last name, meaning: writing] 승리 (Seung-ri) [Given name, meaning: victory]

Age: 21

Birthday: April 7th

Gender/Sex: Male

Occupation: RFA Party Coordinator

Height: 5′8″

Hair: Short, wavy/messy, brown, often in his eyes.

Eyes: Brown.

Physique: A bit thin and lanky.

Scars: Read after note at the very bottom. TW: abuse. 

Personality/Attitude: He’s a very easygoing, laid back, go-with-the-flow kind of person. While he is quite lazy, Seung-ri has a good heart and a kind, caring personality. A bit of a forced optimist, he’s like a ray of sunshine on the exterior. He’s very friendly and open. 

However, Seung-ri has other sides to him, depending on the situation, and while he may seem laid back, he is very stubborn. Seung-ri never gives up on what he wants. He is very determined. 

Skills/Talents: Seung-ri is something of a lazy bum, devoid of most talent, but he has a few key talents. One of these is, of course, his skills at coordinating the RFA parties, which reveals the fact that he is very good with people. He’s also a very happy person, generally, and can bring a smile to almost anyone’s face, so another talent of his is making people happy. He can also cook, and sleep excessive amounts. If sleeping were a competitive sport, Seung-ri would be a champion. 

Flaws/weaknesses: He has no real goals or direction in life. He doesn’t know when to give up or let go, even when it hurts him. He’s extremely pessimistic about his past and very insecure about himself. He has confidence, but lacks self esteem, usually trying to brush it off when it becomes noticeable. As stated before, he sleeps excessive amounts and lives a very slothful life, though he seems content that way.

Favourites/Likes:

Food- Seung-ri loves food in general. He eats excessive amounts. However, he has a particular liking for rice.

Animal- Pandas! They sleep and eat all day, just like him! Plus they’re cute!

Music Genre- Anything upbeat and happy, his playlists are a very good pick-me-up

Movie Genre- Romcoms

Color- Beige. 

Most Hated/Dislikes: His mother. His body. 

Fears: Being alone. 

Religion/Beliefs: None, but he does believe in a God. 

Sexual Preference: Bisexual

Background/history:

Seung-ri was the only child his mother had at a young age, out of wedlock. He never knew his father. Seung-ri was seen as a burden by his mother, who was very mentally unstable, and was physically abused until the age of 16, when his aunt took him in. She was much kinder than his mother, but distant. He was able to graduate from high school. He moved out and got a job that barely supported his living needs before being lead to Rika’s apartment and joining the RFA, after which he promptly quit his job. 

Relationships with the RFA:

Saeyoung Choi: [Note: Saeyoung is my main ship with Seung-ri. However, I am very selective with Saeyoung roleplayers.]

Seung-ri gets along very well with Saeyoung, despite the fact that Saeyoung initially convinced the entire RFA that he was a woman. He jokes and flirts a lot with him before they get closer.

Jaehee Kang: He is friendly with Jaehee and supportive of her.

Jumin Han: He is also very friendly toward Jumin and happy to tease Zen with him on the rare occasions when Jumin does so. He respects him a lot, though he’s a little intimidated by him. 

Yoosung Kim: He’s good friends with Yoosung, but teases him often, and often refers to him affectionately as “cute puppy Yoosung”.

Zen / Ryu Hyun: He enjoys teasing Zen. Unsure of his relationship with Zen after Zen was devastated upon finding out that Seung-ri is not, in fact, a girl.

V / Jihyun Kim (past): He was friendly with V and often told Yoosung he was being too hard on him.

V / Jihyun Kim (post): ??? Distrustful. 

Rika: He hates her for everything she’s done.

Saeran (past): He wasn’t ever very afraid of this “Unknown” person, as Seung-ri is fearless to a fault.

Saeran (post): He dotes on him constantly and almost acts like his mother. He’s very affectionate toward him and refers to him as his “brother-in-law”. 

Who I ship him with: Saeyoung Choi, mainly, but I also ship him with Jumin, Jaehee, Yoosung, Saeran, and Zen. However, unless specified that you would like to ship, his partner is Saeyoung.

Family:

Mother (status: alive) ...

Father (status: ???)

Sister (status: alive, 5 years old) Doesn’t know she exists in most roleplays.

Aunt (status: alive) Out of contact.

Scars (cont.): [TW, abuse] 

He has very prominent burn scars on his thighs from his mother sitting him on a stove as a child. He will not allow his thighs to be seen unless he trusts someone completely. 

A few memes I’ve done about him with extended info (WARNING: NSFW AHEAD) Also, the grammar on these is much less official my apologies! The information still rings true.:

HEADCANON MEME

What they smell like: Vanilla with something more masculine like sandalwood.

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): Always. He's always sleeping. But he sleeps on his stomach with his limbs spread out everywhere. Like he has the weirdest sleeping positions ever when he's alone.

What music they enjoy: He likes just about any song as long as it's happy and uplifting. So all his playlists are really pleasant. A good pick-me-up.

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: About half an hour give or take.

Their favorite thing to collect: He doesn't really collect anything, but if he did, it might be a bunch of panda related stuff.

Left or right-handed: Right handed.

Religion (if any): He doesn't consider himself religious, but he does believe in a God.

Favorite sport: Competitive sleeping??? Jk he probably likes bowling!

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): Local food would be his main interest. Then getting a nice hotel with comfy beds.

Favorite kind of weather: Rainy weather, so he has an excuse to stay inside all day.

The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: IT'S ALREADY CANON THAT HE'S A SKEE BALL MASTER

What does their bedroom look like?: His bedroom is oddly clean. He has really thick curtains that are good for blocking light, and his bed if covered in pillows and fuzzy blankets and a comforter. Plus a few plushies. He has a row of candles so that he can burn one whenever he likes. He enjoys his room smelling nice. It's a very cozy and relaxing place in general.

Do they have any daily rituals?: Mostly just his infamous three hour long naps.

Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?: Never. Like. Ever. This boy is a string bean. No muscle.

What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?: He'd order takeout?

Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.): He's actually a pretty clean person???

Eating habits and sample daily menu: He makes sure to have three proper meals a day, but snacks a lot in between. Also he eats a lot.

Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time: SLEEP!!! And wasting time is totally fine by him. Take life slowly!

Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging: ...Sleep??

Makeup?: He doesn't wear it, no. But he definitely wouldn't mind wearing it.

Favorite book genre?: Historical fiction or biographies sometimes, scifi other times.

Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?: He's bisexual but leans more toward men. His thoughts on sexuality are really open. He's a very laid back guy.

Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.): Burn scars on his thighs.

Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress: Two words: Oversized sweaters. But he also likes lots of layers. His favorite colors to wear are earthy and neutral colors.

Favorite beverage?: Coffee.

What do they think about before falling asleep at night?: Probably something stupid. Like if plants have feelings.

Turn-ons? Turn-offs?: Turn ons- good sense of humor, dependable, likes napping with him

Turn offs: ??????

Unless you mean sexual. Then he really likes biting and eye contact. And pet play. And bondage in general- Overstimulation and orgasm denial are wonderful.

Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?: PANDA DOODLES

Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?: He doesn't care about intellectual pursuits, but he's fairly good at everything. A jack of all trades, master of none.

How do they see themselves 5 years from today?: He prefers to live in the present, but he probably has plans with his romantic partner of course.

What is their biggest regret?: Never telling anyone about what his mother did to him as a child.

Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?): He can be very TMI lol, he believes in being open.

What makes them feel guilty?: Not having hobbies or any real goals.

Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?: Both, leaning a little more toward emotion.

Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?: TYPE B DEFINITELY

What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?: Sleep. Coffee. Cuddles. Kisses.

Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?: Inferiority complex maybe.

How misanthropic are they?: Not very.

Hobbies?: Does sleep count? He also likes cooking and reading.

How far did they get in formal education?: High school graduate.

Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?: Both.

If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?: See turn-ons above. I ideally ship him with Saeyoung. Jumin is a close second. Yoosung is cute. V and Saeran are great. Zen is ok. edit: I FORGOT JAEHEE HE'D LOVE HER

How do they express love?: SO MUCH PHYSICAL AFFECTION. He wants to cuddle and kiss and nap with you. But he'll also cook for you. He's dedicated and stubborn.

If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?: Flailing around and trying to run????

NSFW AHEAD!!!!!

Headcanon Game - A to Z (NSFW) A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex):

After sex, Seung-ri is really cuddly, but he pretty much falls asleep instantly after he decides you're finished.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s):

His favorite body part of his??? That's a hard one. Probably his butt. Saeyoung is his main partner, and unsurprisingly, Saeyoung's ass is also his favorite.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person):

He actually doesn't like the taste of cum. He doesn't like it when people cum in his mouth so he avoids it.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He saved pics of Saeyoung in drag from the chatroom and regularly masturbates to them. Nasty boy.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

For this, it usually depends on the rp. But Seung-ri has had sex before. He definitely knows what he's doing.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Receiving partner on top/riding. Whether he's giving or receiving, he likes the receiving partner on top. He can be in the mood for other positions though.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

It depends on who he's with. He's usually serious though. With Saeyoung, he makes occasional jokes.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He likes to keep it totally bare. Often shaves his arms and legs, too. Fuckin gay.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He's very romantic. He greatly prefers romantic sex. Lots of kisses, lots of gentle loving touches.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He likes to masturbate with toys when he's less lazy. In that case, his favorite is a vibrator but. Usually he's too lazy to use his toys. Like. 90% of his faps happen just because he's bored.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Pet play. Eye contact. Bondage. Cross dressing. Overstimulation. Orgasm denial.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

In bed. He loves beds.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Uh. His partners turn him on, really.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Hurting his partners, having his partners hurt him. Choking, spanking.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He prefers receiving oral but is always willing to give. He's a little clumsy but loves gagging so he'll get very into it. His enthusiasm makes up for his clumsiness.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

It depends entirely on the mood. He prefers slow and sensual.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Doesn't like them. Only when absolutely necessary.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He's always willing to experiment if nobody gets hurt.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

THIS BOY. THIS BOY JUST KEEPS GOING. He's evil. He won't give you a break. He goes for quite a few rounds before he's satisfied.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Yes, he owns toys. He has a vibrator and an ordinary dildo. The vibrator is remote control.

He'd definitely use toys on his partners. Especially a remote control vibrator in public or something. Nasty nasty. Or putting a vibrator on the highest setting in his partner and kicking back and watching a movie while they suffer. HE'S EVIL. Don't give him reason to "punish" you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

A TON. HE LIKES TO TEASE WAY TOO MUCH. IT SHOULDN'T BE LEGAL.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

It depends on his partner and what position he's in and where they're at and how comfortable he is. It can range from quiet moans to fuckin screams

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He has a thing for those buttplugs with the little tails on them. So cute.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

...What????? Do you mean how big he is or? I'd say Seung-ri's a good 6 inches, good thickness. He's not crazy hung but he's p good.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It depends but it can be VERY high or he doesn't wanna have sex for months because he's too lazy. If you offer to do all the work he'll always say yes though.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He'll get comfortable and then INSTANTLY. Boom. Asleep.

MORE MAY OR MAY NOT BE ADDED IN THE FUTURE.

#about #mystic messenger roleplay #mystic messenger rp