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rocohen20 · 3 years

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Pod Fic: 1988

I like to listen to podfics a lot. And I’m prone to listen to the long ass ones. This post consist of my ablosute favourite Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews podfics. Most of those I have downloaded to my phone and I listened to them too many times, to the point that whole lines pop in my mind from time to time, with the exact way the nerator said them. Every story there is really is the best. I hope you’d enjoy it.

-[Podfic of] This Love Is Be and End All, by exmanhater, 22:17 minutes

[The written work has been deleted]

Because of an blackhawks book club competition, Jonny goes to the local library and there he meets librarin Patrick.

-[Podfic of] For they are rain upon the binding dust of earth, by exmanhater, 23:39 minutes

[Original written work: For they are rain upon the binding dust of earth, by ingenius, 3,966 words]

Times when Patrick cried during sex. I really like their relationship in this.

-[Podfic] fight or run, you're just getting older, by AshesandGhost, 28:36 minutes

[The written work is not available]

Beta Patrick imprinted on human Jonny as his alpha within the first week of meeting him. The story is about him trying to cope with that.

-5 things everyone really didn't need to know about kaner and tazer's sex life, thanks by grim_lupine [Podfic] , by Rhea314 (Rhea), 37:33 minutes

[The written work is not available]

the team finds way too much about Patrick and Jonathan’s sex life.

-a light-handed approach to regulation by hazel [Podfic], by Rhea314 (Rhea), 03:37:19 hours

[Original written work: a light-handed approach to regulation, by hazel, 34,078 words]

Alpha Patrick is drafted to the team with Omega Jonny. It leads to a lot of false assumptions.

-[Podfic] Highly Sticked, by marianas, 21:38 minutes

[Original written work: Highly Sticked, by orphan_account, 3,984 words]

Patrick wants to measure the team’s packages, but mainly he wants to measure Jonny’s.

-It's a Love Story, Baby, Just Say Yes by Svmadelyn [Podfic], by Rhea314 (Rhea), 03:33:21 hours

[Original written work: It's a Love Story, Baby, Just Say Yes, by svmadelyn, 34,053 words]

Patrick kane has feeling for Jonny, he tries to fuck them away.

-Like Other Girls, by smoulderandbraids, 01:33:30 hours

[Original written work: Like Other Girls, by BlackEyedGirl, 14,212 words]

This amazing fic is about pat and her relationship with the media and the team. I really recommand listening to the podfic version. Special guests: girl!Sidney Crosby, girl!Tyler Seguin.

There is also a fanart for this fic that I think is fabulous: Like Other Girls art, by essouffle

-[Podfic of] Savoy Truffle, by thisissirius, 47:02 minutes

[Original written work is not available. There is another Podfic version that I did not listened to it, if you are interested]

Patrick goes back to baking after madison, Jonny found his secret and enjoyed it since.

-Say It With Flowers by Hazel [Podfic], by Rhea314 (Rhea), 47:33 minutes

[Original written work: say it with flowers , by hazel, 6,741 words]

Patrick can speak to flowers.

-Scattered Pieces of My Mind [Podfic] , by speakingwosound (sev313), 02:28:16 hours

[Original written work: Scattered Pieces of My Mind, by orphan_account, 22,581 words]

after a gay sex tape scandal Patrick gets traded to the Pittsburgh Penguins.

- [Podfic] Tour de Force, by marianas, 02:09:26 hours

[Original written work is not available]

Patrick writes a book during the offseason after the madison incident. This book became a smashing hit. I love this story so much, and what I liked the most about it is the writing process of Patrick.

-yet we will make him run [PODFIC], by Opalsong, 04:14:06 hours

[Orignal written work is not available]

Lit major Patrick kane befriends the captain of The Chicago Blackhawks. This fic is amazing, I love this story so much and I heard the whole fic so many times.

-Keep You On My Arm [PODFIC], by bessyboo, 39:17 minutes

[Original written work: Keep You On My Arm, by rsadelle, 6,732 words]

The team started to go to gay bars. Jonathan keeps pretending to be Patrick’s boyfriend.

-Drawing Lines In The Palm of Your Hand [PODFIC], by Opalsong, 02:21:03 hours

[Original written work is not available anymore]

The story follows genderqueer Pat. This story was really interesting.

-Shot right through with a bolt of blue by mermaid [podfic], by Rhea314 (Rhea), 05:32:04 hours

[Original written work: Shot right through with a bolt of blue, by mermaid, 54,722 words]

When Jonny is a little kid he discovered that he could shoot fire out of his eyes, ever since he tried to bury it deep inside.

-Our Family or Whatever by Rsadelle [Podfic], by Rhea314 (Rhea), 09:56 minutes

[Original written work: Our Family or Whatever , by rsadelle, 1,550 words]

Jonny finds out that Patrick is a dad, and he helps him with the child

-we like to get our kicks in this one way [PODFIC], by Opalsong, 04:16:15 hours

[Orignal written work: we like to get our kicks in this one way, by nebulia, 21,929 words (5 works)]

This is a collection of stories from girls of the NHL. The first few parts are about Patrick/Jonny.

-[Podfic of] According to Plan, by exmanhater, 14:41 minutes

[Original written work: According to Plan , by rsadelle, 2,546 words]

Patrick needs to speak to Jonny about their life plan.

-[Podfic] chicago is so two years ago, by AshesandGhost, 46:26 minutes

[Original written work: chicago is so two years ago, by Fireblasts, 8,839 words]

Jonahan and Patrick both adopted a dog at the same day, and named it after the other. That leads to freaky stuff.

-[Podfic of] Write Our Names On the Wall, by exmanhater, 01:31:55 hours

[Original written work: Write Our Names On the Wall, by twentysomething, 15,995 words]

always a girl Patrick and Jonathan start to sleep together. It’s eventually leads to feelings.

-[Podfic of] The Limited Circle, by exmanhater, 34:09 minutes

[Original work is not available anymore]

Jonny is an introvert, Patrick doesn’t mind that at all. The intimacy there is really good.

-[Podfic of] Space Kaner, by exmanhater, 18:05 minutes

[Original written work is not available anymore]

Star Trek! AU. You don’t need to know anything about Star Trek. The story is really funny and light-hearted.

-[Podfic] You Give Love a Bad Name, by AshesandGhost, 20:59 minutes

[Original written work is not available anymore]

Jonny is a sex-column consulted. He have a crush for the worker in his go-to sex shop.

-[Podfic of] Dealing with Dragons (Hockey RPF Style), by exmanhater, 13:20 minutes

[Original written work: Dealing with Dragons AU, by orphan_account]

When Patrick needs to marry he runs away and started to live with a dragon. This story is humorous and fun.

-[Podfic of] something old, something new, by exmanhater, 01:51:24 hours

[Original written work: something old, something new, by longtime_lurker, 19,419 words]

Always a girl! Patty takes teammate Jonny to her sister’s wedding to save face.

-[Podfic of] our song is the way you laugh, by exmanhater, 59:06 minutes

[Original written work: our song is the way you laugh, by orphan_account, 9,951 words]

In order to get up on Sharpy, Jonny convinces Patrick to fake a relationship with him.

-[Podfic of] Racy, by exmanhater, 31:50 minutes

[Original written work: Racy, by Lenore, 5,245 words]

After an ill-advised decision of drunk Patrick, he can’t look in Jonny’s direction without thinking of that said decision.

-[Podfic of] three hundred sandwiches, by exmanhater, 01:25:18 hours

[Original written work is not available anymore]

Patrick is making three hundred sandwiches for Jonny, maybe then he would get his man.

-[Podfic of] Somewhere Only We Know, by exmanhater, 02:17:00 hours

[Original written work: Somewhere Only We Know, by jezziejay, 21,705 words]

Patrick is having an existential criris on his 28 birthday. I love the feelings in this story and the pacing.

-[Podfic of] Kiss and Ride on the CTA, by exmanhater, 52:39 minutes

[Original written work is not available anymore]

Patrick hates the regular guy he sees on his mornin comute. Ben Smith took it upon himself to change it.

-[Podfic of] the days are young, by exmanhater, 42:49 minutes

[Original written work is not available anymore]

After the 2010 Olympic Patrick feels like Jonny is hiding something from him, he tries to figure out what.

-[Podfic of] The slowest spark is a breather, by exmanhater, 13:05 minutes

[Original written work is not available anymore]

When Patrick was in the bathroom Sharpy dicked around in his phone contacts. This leads to an embarrassing situation.

-[Podfic of] Orbital Resonance, by exmanhater, 07:39:08 hours

[Original written work: Orbital Resonance, by joyfulseeker & thefourofswords, 80,825 words]

Patrick and Jonny started to have threesomes with different girls. This leads to feelings and more.

-[Podfic] I've Got A Feeling (I Hope You're Feeling It Too), by RsCreighton, 01:43:36 hours

[Original written work: I've Got A Feeling (I Hope You're Feeling It Too), by textbookchoices, 14,746 words]

Patrick wants to be in Jonny’s pack when they grew up. In order to do that he would have to be a beta. This story is so good and emotional.

-[Podfic] Black Lettering, by RsCreighton, 01:09:18 hours

[Original written work: Black Lettering, by textbookchoices, 10,472 words]

name-on-the-wrist soulmate au.

-[Podfic of] Sign it with your heart, by exmanhater, 56:22 minutes

[The original written work is not available for now]

High school AU where nerd Patrick started to tutor Jock Jonny.

-[Podfic of] you ruined everything in the best way, by exmanhater, 01:30:23 hours

[Original written work: you ruined everything in the best way, by thisissirius, 14,663 words]

When Brendon is de-aged into a kid it’s up to Patrick and Jonny to take care of him. This leads to different decisions.

-[Podfic of] call it magic, by exmanhater, 59:22 minutes

[Original written work: call it magic, by thundersquall, 10,640 words]

Patrick is turned into a faerie.

GOOD LISTENING TO EVERYONE!

#fan fiction #podfic #podfiction recommendation #Fan Fiction Recommendation #ao3 #Patrick Kane #Jonathan Toews #Patrick Sharp #enjoy

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scatterpatter · 3 years

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Corren - 1 through 100 - You did this to yourself.

FUCK YOU *UN-IRONICS YOUR ASK*

UNDER THE FUCKING CUT

1. What do they smell like?

Bad. Do you think their party is able to regularly take showers? I thinketh the fuck not. ... Pine and old books when he can self care tho.

2. What is their voice like?

Listen I know Corren, being taller, would be more likely to have a deeper register but you'll tear "tenor Corren" out of my cold dead hands

3. What is their biggest motivator?

Spite.

4. What is their most embarrassing memory?

When he first met his BFF Alondra, he was so antisocial and good at ignoring people that she actually got the impression he might have been hard of hearing. She never let him live that down. (one day I'll finish this fic i promise)

5. How do they deal with/react to pain?

"I will keep all of my pain in here, and one day I'll die." ... Okay but listen he's squishy so he takes like one hit and is bloodied up. Someone get him a healer. Pls.

6. What do they like to wear?

He likes his cloak. Its weighty and soft(well. WAS soft. got a bit of wear and tear these days.) and like. Who doesnt love cloaks.

7. Which of their relationships have impacted them most positively?

Ohhhhh fuuuccck this one's tough. I might have to go with Torvid honestly. While the entire party has had a positive impact on him(and trust me I was this close to picking Alistair), Torvid's been more of the one to call him out on his bullshit and to, oh I don't know, talk about your emotions? Ever??? Yknow BEFORE they become too much to handle and he absolutely breaks down???

8. What’s the weirdest thing they’ve ever eaten?

Alistair's cooking.

9. Describe the way that they sleep.

Good luck finding him NOT cuddled up with at least one dog. Tbh he just enjoys cuddles in general.

10. What is their favorite food/kind of food?

FUCKIN. GIVE HIM A GOOD STEAK. THIS BOY IS MOSTLY CARNIVORISTIC.

11. What do they feel most insecure about?

As tempted as I am to say "His cooking", it's actually his singing.

12. How do they like to dress?

"Comfort over flashiness tbh. I gotta go ADVENTURING in whatever I wear after all."

"... Also don't you DARE perceive me as cishet."

13. How do they react to feelings of guilt?

Call him a genie because he will BOTTLE THAT SHIT UP.

14. How do they react to/deal with betrayal?

Denial :D

15. What is their greatest achievement?

Shrike: Killing his dad

Me: NOOOOOO

EDIT: WAIT THIS WAS ANSWERED IN Q99 WHAT THE HECK

16. What are they like when they’ve gotten too little sleep?

Somehow more of a dick than usual. Snappy and cranky and just. Mrehhh.

17. What are they like when they’re drunk?

Doesn't get drunk often, but when he does I imagine he's actually giggly and a little clingy. It's cute :)

18. What kind of music do they enjoy?

*Opens my Corren playlist* Oh yeah. It's either full edgy alt rock or indie alt "depressed millenial" tracks.

19. Are they right or left handed?

FFFuuhhhhck uhhhh well

Looking over my old art I can't seem to pick a dominant hand(I've even drawn him handling his sniper with either hand???????????) so like oops guess he's ambidextrous.

20. Fears?

The dark, the ocean, dying alone and forgotten, his friends losing their trust of him

21. Favorite kind of weather?

Rain!!!! Especially cool rain like what people often get in fall months.

22. Favorite color?

Indigo!!!

23. Do they collect anything?

Books :3

24. Do they prefer either hot or cold weather more?

Cold weather by far.

25. What is their eye color?

Electric blue!

26. What is their race/ethnicity?

Well his race is a homebrew race known as Marelienth. Uhhh ethnicity? Idk he's from a mountain town way up north *shrugs*

In human aus I imagine him as half-Mongolian half-Norwegian so ayee

27. Hair color?

Black!

28. Are they happy where they are currently?

No :D He loves adventuring with his party don't get me wrong but he still has a lot of trauma to unpack. ... Also he was just possibly broken up with soooo. :/

29. Are they a morning person?

NOPE.

30. Sunrise or sunset?

*motions to above question* Sunset.

31. Are they more messy or more organized?

More organized, actually!

32. Pet peeves?

*unravels a list. It's all shit the party has done. Mostly Alistair.*

33. Do they own any objects of significant personal importance?

HOOUSIDSJFK- HE- Y-YEAH HE SURE DOES

His amethyst pendant used to belong to his brother, Julian, and he gave it to Corren right before they were separated so you BET it's sentimental as shit and he wears it daily.

34. Least favorite food?

Mecha's usually a great cook but one time trolled him with some absurdly spicy curry he couldn't handle and he's never forgiven them.

35. Least favorite color?

Hmmm. Maybe... yellow?

36. Least favorite smell?

He spent a year with his party in a damp cave and no showers, so uh. I'll give you a guess.

37. When was the last time they cried?

Literally last night in our game's timeline :D Full breakdown and everything!

38. Were they with anybody the last time they cried?

Torvid :D He was there to comfort

39. Tell us about one of the times they got injured?

One time they were in combat and Corren took a few hits and was down to about 2hp or so. He had a temporary level thanks to Kieran, which boosted his HP a little bit. When he teleported them to a safe town, though, well... Torvid was waiting for them so that's cool. But uh. Yeah that temporary level wore off then and there, dropping Corn Cob to exactly 0hp and he just- flopped down face first in the snow and started dying then and there KJNDKLFNSLKN

40. Do they have any scars?

Do you want to talk about the scar over his eye from a fight he got in with his dad or like. The scars on his limbs from the time he was literally experimented on.

41. Do they struggle with any mental health issues?

Undiagnosed+Untreated Anxiety, Depression, DPDR, PTSD, just to name a few

42. Do they have any bad habits?

Running away from his problems, definitely.

43. Why might someone dislike them?

He's a pretentious nerd. He can be a dick if he doesn't care about you.

44. Why might someone love them?

He's an adorable nerd! He's a hopeless romantic and oddly enough an optimist. He's passionate and driven too!

45. Do they believe in ghosts?

Well ghosts are like- a canon proven thing in his world sooo. Yeah.

46. Is there anyone they would trust with their lives?

His party. Well- most in his party.

47. Are they romantically interested in anyone?

Nethyl :)

48. Are they dating/married to anyone?

He's dating Nethyl and they're in a happy and healthy relationship :) *politely ignores canon*

49. Do they like surprises?

NO >:(

50. When is their birthday?

Heroya 5th! I think. I don't wanna check, assume it's this.

51. How do they usually celebrate their birthday?

"You guys celebrate your watchdays?"

Jokes aside, he mainly just treats himself to a nice dinner and a new book or something :)

52. Do they have any family?

Two older siblings: Julian and Mila. His parents are Andreas and Fanya!

53. Are they close to their family?

... *Coughs*. He was close with his siblings, but Mila died and he hasn't seen Julian in 30 years. Was close with his dad but last time they saw each other, they fought and Corren might have killed him so. ... Yeah. :/

54. What is their MBTI type?

FUCK uh. I... N... T... J? INTJ. Sure.

55. What is their zodiac sign?

In Sekrezia: The eagle

In our world: Uhhh. Idk. Capricorn????

56. What Hogwarts House would they be in?

Uhhh. Ravenclaw??? I know almost nothing about HP :/

57. What D&D alignment are they?

THIS ONE'S EASY- lawful neutral!

58. Do they ever have nightmares? If so, what about?

Used to have typical nightmares, nothing special. Nowadays though he often dreams of being underwater. Not drowning, though. It's... weird. He doesn't like those.

59. What are their views on death?

He's a necromancer lol.

Death is inevitable, though. It's a necessary part of life. Death is not an entire loss, though. One lives on in the memories others carry of them, in the love they hold in their hearts. Death is complicated, but that's okay.

60. What is something that they’re sure to laugh at?

Alistair :)

61. When bored, how do they pass time?

Dog time :)

62. Do they enjoy being outside?

... Ehhhhhh?

63. Do they have an accent?

Technically??? It's an accent from where he's from but like. I just barely tweak my own voice when I rp him so? Damn Corren I'm sorry you've been cursed with east coast dialect.

64. Upon seeing a slice of chocolate cake, what is their first reaction?

"Damn who's the rich bastard here?" (cake is kinda a delicacy in their world- not like elites only but not NEARLY as common as it is here)

65. If they knew they were going to die, what would they do/say?

Reassurance mode to whomever he's with. "Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm okay. Remember what I told you, death is a natural part of life, yeah? I don't have any regrets, I'm okay... Just. Thanks. For giving me a chance. Thank you. Thank you."

66. How do they feel about sex?

I SWEAR he's allosexual. I'm just bad at writing allosexuals.

67. What is their sexuality?

He doesn't really know how to pin it down, so he just calls himself "queer". Definitely not straight, that's all he knows.

68. Do they become squeamish at the sight of blood?

AHAHA no. He's hella desensitized

69. Is there anything that they find really gross?

Skulking cyst. Look it up at your own volition. It's. NO.

70. Which TV Trope(s) best describes them?

It's 12:21 in the morning and I'm NOT about to scroll through a bunch of tv tropes just. just. NERD stereotype.

71. Do they enjoy helping people?

Yyyyes? Only really if it's the people he cares about.

72. Are they allergic to anything?

Bullshit.

73. Do they have a pet?

WINGTHARA!! HIS SKELE-DOG!!!

74. Are they quick to anger? What are they like when they loose their temper?

Oh yeah he's all bark and no bite. He usually just throws a little fit and/or yells.

75. How patient are they?

More than he should be :/

76. Are they good at cooking?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

77. Favorite insult? Do they insult people often?

Oh yes he insults the others all the time. No particular favorite, he likes so spice it up.

78. How do they act when they’re particularly happy?

Stim. Stim. Stim. His eyes get all sparkly and he. He.

79. What do they do when they learn about other people’s fears?

He will do everything in his power to assure they won't ever have to deal with their fears alone- You afraid of spiders? It's his job to get the spiders from now on so you won't have to deal with them.

80. Are they trustworthy?

Oh yeah. He's like Rapunzel- doesn't break promises.

81. Do they try to hide their emotions? Are they good at it?

Oh yes he tries to hide it. And yes, he's awful at it.

82. Do they exercise regularly?

Yes and no? No like- exercise regimen, but the amount of travelling and fighting they do is just- a workout in and of itself

83. Are they comfortable with the way they look?

Yeah! He's cute and he knows it baybie!!!

84. What are some physical features that they find attractive on people?

He,,, he likes someone who's physically stong,,, Muscles are,,, aaaaa >///>

85. What kind of personalities do they find attractive?

Someone he can nerd out with :)

86. Do they like sweet foods?

Impartial to it. He won't turn sweets away but he's not crazy about them either.

87. What is their age?

43, the equivalent of- I think someone in their mid 30s?

88. Are they tall or short or somewhere in between?

He's 6'8" :) Which is actually normal for his race

89. Do they wear glasses or contacts?

Sometimes! I like to think he has reading glasses or something like that.

90. Do they consider themselves attractive?

HE'S CUTE AND HE KNOWS IT.

91. What is their sense of humor like?

Julian tainted his sense of humor and now he finds the most dumb shit hilarious. Think very millenial/GenZ humor like "I wish I was Jared, 19"

92. What mood are they most often in?

"I don't get paid enough for this" or Fear.jpg

93. What kinds of things anger them?

People who don't keep their FUCKING WORD. Oh and like. Yknow. Half the shit his party does.

94. Outlook on life?

Again he's??? Oddly an optimist? In the "Things will get better and that is a fucking THREAT" way, but still optimist!

95. What kind of things make them sad/depressed?

Talk about his family :) Or the fact that his boyfriend might want him dead :)

96. What is their greatest weakness?

He's squishy as fuck. He goes down easy.

97. What is their greatest strength?

He's extremely intelligent and great with magic and his sniper!

98. Something that they regret?

Not doing more to stop his brother when he tried to resurrect their sister

99. Biggest accomplishment?

Either convincing an entire town his name is Torren or accidentally convincing some very OP people that he's secretly a dragon.

100. Create your own!

FUCK YOU I SPENT LIKE 2 HOURS ON THIS. NO PROOFREAD. IVE ALREADY DESIGNED CORREN'S AND NETHYL'S HYPOTHETICAL KIDS. ANYWAYS THEY'RE TWIN IRINAGA AND I'VE NAMED THEM AFTER THE DNDADS TWINS: THEIR NAMES ARE LARK AND SPARROW.

#LONG POST #LONG LONG POST #Corren #FUCK YOU DREWSKI <3

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ennui-gt · 3 years

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Here it is. A Piece Of Borrower Content Written Entirely In Stream Of Consciousness:

AN: so this is incomplete and very…needs revisions to the timeline to incorporate some things I added later! It’s the original universe that Mira’s from! I edited it like Slightly to just change Ross’s name to Ross (if u see Max anywhere that’s his old one I just felt like changing it so that’s just him but different. Anyway) Everything's under the readmore tab, cheers!

The Library Fairy:

Basic Plot (Chrono, comic starts from human perspective abt the ‘legend of the library fairy’ ig maybe. Nothing here is permanent cept the characterization)

Part A

1- Mira is borrower currently chillin in a college library

2- She lives off of the cafe on the second floor nd reads lots and lots of stuff about everything when the upper floors close (lower floor open 24/7 but upper floors r vacant p much after 12:00 AM)

3- she starts getting increasingly curious about human stuff cos she’s literate nd books r pry neat

4- it starts one night when she spots an unattended notebook and a half eaten blueberry muffin, nd it’s 12:30 so nobody’s coming back in atm (it’s the 80s so no laptops for the plebians quite yet)

5- so she goes ‘welp’ nd takes part of the muffin, then sees the work on the page and goes ‘hmmmm this is incorrect’ so she helps our and leaves notes here n there to point the kid in the right direction and puts down some book refs for further study bcos at this point she’s been there for 2 years and she knows where most things are

6- she stays behind to see if the human comes back for it, hidden in a hidey hole near the desk

7- human comes in, sees notebook, practically melts w relief nd stuffs it in his bag

8- next day human comes back nd leaves nother notebook and a cookie, along w a hidden camera

9- Mira goes ‘o boy, this a trap, innit’

10- Mira then decides ‘eh whatever I haven’t had contact w anyone in years now so I might as well’

11- she steals the camera film nd leaves a lil scrap of paper saying ‘nice try ;)’ on it

12- student comes back, sees paper, goes ‘dammit’, then leaves note addressed to the ‘library fairy’ and another cookie, as well as more of their work for her to help with

13- bout a decade goes by and now the “Library Fairy” is an urban myth, it’s currently 2003 so she’s also wound up on the school’s unofficial Wikipedia page under ‘local cryptids’

14- most library employees know of her but they don’t go looking out of fear stemming from superstitions bout her, somehow the legend grew from ‘can’t be photographed’ to ‘a student once saw her and died that day’

15- there’s now a small shrine devoted to her where ppl bring offerings hoping to get good grades in return, sometimes they will leave papers for her to proofread nd stuff

16- new prof (named Alexei) finds online article thinks he Knows What’s Up bcos he had a borrower friend as a kid, but they left when borrower’s fam found out about them knowing each other

17- he leaves note wedged in one of her secret entrances behind outlet, asking if she can meet w him at some point

18- Mira, already In it, goes ‘Okay. Alright. This has gone on for long enough. Time to go and never return’ but ofc she’s curious as all hell and like she decides she will at least honor the guy’s request for a convo b4 she goes, but on her terms and w/o speaking face 2 face

19- they Talk in the library after hours, bcos he paid off the janitor to let him stay after hours nd most of the student employees recognize him as a prof nd leave him alone

20- they talk again for every subsequent night

21- she uhhhh finally decides to reveal herself nd prays that her hunch was right nd he won’t try to grab her or anything

22- he doesn’t but she’s nervous so she winds up gettin caught in her own climbing rope like idiot, is now dangling from ceiling in tangled mess

23- he stifles chuckle nd she says smthn sarcastic

24- he moves closer and offers to untangle her

25- she’s like ‘please’

26- so he do, but her grip on the rope slips nd he has to catch her

26- so now she’s in his hand and he just sets her down and now he’s a bumbling embarrassed mess bcos he said he wasn’t going to hold her and he just did and o dear pls forgib him

28- nd she’s like ‘dude u just saved my life it’s fine ur fine chill’

29- internally she’s going HOLY FUCK AAAAAAA but externally, her human’s already worked up enough as it is so she’s gotta b the level headed one

29.5- after a while they both kinda get used to each other more, he gets tenure, they celebrate, some more stuff happens, Aleksei got married (not to Mira, Mira hasn’t actually rly thought about being in a relationship w anyone cos she’s laser focused on gaining as much knowledge as possible)

30- eventually Alexei’s like ‘hey so I’m dean of faculty for the biotech branch now uhhhh would u like actual job teaching students? Cos, uh, you can do it remotely thru online lectures n stuff, no in person interaction, and I uh was just kinda wondering—‘

31- she’s like ‘yes. Yes!!! LET ME HELP PEOPLE OFFICIALLY KINDA’

32- so now she’s a professor, and has revealed her Secret a few times here n there to a number of the faculty, nd she has recorded her own findings in a personal journal

33- ‘humans will treat u like a human if they think ur human first. The kids call it ‘catfishing’’

34- enter Ross, an mall goth who accidentally tripped headfirst into a premed program

35- Mira’s favorite field of study is bio so naturally she’s his prof for a majority of his classes

36- being the good boy that he is, he now knows Mira’s secret. There is an Entire Chapter on him finding out and legit just continuing their conversation as if everything was normal bcos he thought that was how he was supposed to handle the situation

37- then she says ‘u can ask questions, u know’ he’s like OH THANK FUCK CAUSE I HAVE SEVEN HUNDRED OF THOSE

38- and now he kinda knows what to look for in terms of ‘do borrowers live here check yes or no’

39-in his apartment, the answer is yes and he mistakenly kinda stumbles upon the mom one night when he wakes up in the middle of the night for Snack and opts to pretend like its not happening. Unfortunately the thing she was trying 2 borrow (piece of crumb cake for Son Boy’s birthday) is the thing he wants 2 eat so he’s like “uh. ‘Scuse me, ma’am.” and he peels back the saran wrap on the other side of the plate, takes piece, nd then leaves some there for her

40-so now the woman is like ‘welp guess it time 2 Leave’

.1- she and husband Talk

.2-they decide it best 2 go

.3-theyre Packing

.4-lil bab Ellie confused

.5-hawk attacke

.6-cut to Ross

41- Ross also happens to work at a bar and he goes outside for a break

43- he finds smal child—smol smal—on the sidewalk and said child is missing an arm, nd has lost a lot of blood, so he’s uhhhhh Losing It highkey

43.5-parents r nowhere 2 b seen, but the hawk is nearby and circling. Ross gets an idea of what just happened

44- he up and leaves work, thankfully his apartment is above the shop so he jumps up the fire escape w the child and

45- he make tourniquet

46- he calls Mira nd asks her 2 come over to ASAP. he’s A Mess at this point

47- it is Very touch and go, kid needs blood, Mira is the only viable donor so she’s just gotta pray that the blood type is fine and won’t kill him

48- and then eventually they manage 2 stave infection thru antibiotics properly dosed to his size, Mira does Math and Prays basically

49- ‘bout a month in, kid wakes up

50- kid doesn’t rember much since he’s only 3

51- hes v scared of Ross at first but over time he gets used 2 the human

52- kid (elliot) starts 2 call Ross ‘dad’ after a while

53- Ross: *internal screaming but in a good way*

54- the end kinda for now

Part 2

A- New Borrowers In The Building

—three of em. paranoid dad, mom, nd daughter that’s Elliot’s age so he’s pumped

B- Elliot offers them a place 2 stay briefly

C- he knows by now bout like, how borrowers don’t typically interact w humans and Auntie Mira’s a bit of a weird case so he just doesn’t tell em bout his dad being the human

D- the kid finds out first nd doesn’t tell the parents, but they figure it out later kinda and think that it’s a ‘o god he’s being kept as a pet’ sitch so they’re >:| abt it

E- they move out and try to take Elliot w them (by force bcos they think he’s brainwashed) but he escapes and makes it to Ross, who’s like “uhhhhhh”

F- and the mom come out the hole near the counter n starts yelling at Ross, who is…kinda used to it since Mira brings in ppl who need help from time 2 time and they typically don’t react well when they’re lucid enough to understand what’s going on. He’s just not used to being questioned about his own kid

G- so they’re like “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING WITH HIM”

H- and he’s like “r…raising him???”

I- and Ellie steps up and he’s like “this is my dad. I decided he was my dad when I was three. He’s being a good parent”

J- and Ross is like “yeah what he said. I’m a good parent.”

K- Ross is riding that high til the end of fucking time but like back to the story at hand

L- this is when the husband comes out nd is like “lissen. wifey. ily but that is a very big human and he hasn’t grabbed us yet so let’s count our blessings and gtfo”

M- but she’s like “uh no we stay until I’m sure Elliot is Safe and fucking Sound”

N- so they stay for dinner nd stick around a little longer.

O- Val (the kid) gets closer 2 Elliot and also Ross a bit

P- Mira shows once or twice, first time she shows up they’re like “oh god it’s the crazy doctor lady this all makes sense now” (bcos Mira does check up on as many borrower families as possible in her free time so word has got around by now Of her, and the number by which to contact her in case her services r needed)

Q- After a month or so, then they decide to leave bcos they’re like “look we get that ur son is ur son and he only has one arm and in our profession that is kind of a death sentence but we can’t have our kid getting used to dealing w humans who know about our existence” so they go and leave on a kind of sour note bcos Ellie can do anything he wants to do just as well as any other borrower Thank You Very Much and Ross is ready to fite anyone who thinks otherwise

R- Elliot starts trying 2 b more independent, basically from now on he’s like ‘I can do everything my Damn Self Thanks’

S- but uh he does it to a point where he’s going out of the way to endanger himself

T- so they get into a fite about it and ross Yells and Elliot is like ‘kthxbye’

U- and the boi just. Fuckin bolts. Runs Away. Ross is a Mess, he starts smoking again (he quit cold turkey the day he took Elliot in) to curb the depression, he’s jus. Not doin good, worried that his son is dead and the last time they talked it’d ended badly

V- FREEDOM!!!1! Except Ellie doesn’t kno how to take care of himself so it’s a rough month or so and then he runs into some other borrowers livin in their own town in the wild ig, chillin, being hella independent, and he’s like “uh yes ofc I will join u, I was w my dad for a while but.........” he neither confirms nor denies that his dad’s dead but everyone kinda just assumes.

Part 3

W-anyway a year goes by and then the borrower group gets hit hard w some kind of sickness ig. Elliot gets it too he’s basically incapacitated n drifting in and out of lucidity. So. They contact the weird crazy doctor lady who hangs around humans, a.k.a. Mira, and she’s like “oh. fuck. I know this kid.” bcos she does, u kno, and she jus treats em all for their ailment and shows them how to make antibiotic poultice thing in case smthn like it happens again. Mold. Penicillin is basically what it is

X-she and Elliot hav a Chat (Mira basically yells at him a lot) once he’s fixed up and he decides he’s gonna visit his dad but he makes it very clear that he is a Grown Up (he’s not, he’s literally sixteen), and he is living on his own now

Y- he agrees to stay for a week tho since he misses his home a lot tbh and Ross is just. Over the fucking moon to know he’s ALIVE, he’s not gonna fuck up their relationship by insisting that he stay. Or like, by keeping him ofc he would never

Z- unfortunately the borrower community put two and two together and figured out his dad’s human so they have his stuff packed up when he gets back w mira, who’s ready to go the fuck off on them

End 1:

-Ellie is living at Ross’s place atm and hopeful about the future basically. He eventually will go off on his own but he’ll keep in contact w his dad and stuff

Part C.5

55- few yrs later

56- elliot is Adult now he does adult borrower stuff

57- he moves out

58- finds nice borrower gf (her name’s Tess)

59- doesn’t tell her about his dad being human but talks about his dad a LOT

60- so when she asks to meet said father he’s just like “uh. Maybe we don’t do that actually”

61- and she’s like “y tho”

62- and he’s like “bcos”

63- anyway she decides to look into it cos she knows he goes to see his dad nd keep in touch but his dad is allegedly “a recluse who lives in the big scary human’s walls to avoid other ppl”

64- which is. Not true in the slightest tbqh he’s def not an introvert he’s just a workaholic and he Is the big scary human

65- anywho they run into Val and her wife and she’s like “how’s Ross been?” And Elliot is acting Very Suspish so she, being Smart, calls it immediately and is like “oh shit u haven’t told her yet have u”

66- Tess: “told me what”

67- Val: “El’s dad is a human, bro.”

68- Tess: “I’m sorry?”

69- this results in a Big Fight and they separate for like, a month. Elliot blames Val bcos he’s being irrational and doesn’t wanna admit to the fact that lying to his girlfriend for over a year was Real Bad Actually, but over time he’s like ‘yeah it’s my fault sry for snapping at u’ cos he works thru his emotions n stuff

70- Eventually gf comes back cos she’s like “ok so. I understand why you lied to me about your dad. It was a dick move but I do get it and I still care about you a lot. I would like. To meet him.”

80- this is a lie she does not want to meet him she is doing this bcos she does not want to lose Elliot and that outweighs the fear of his dad

81- so they go to meet him but she’s just kinda. Behind the wall at first like “that’s a crazy big human this is crazy ur crazy it’s time to gO”

82- Val is also there bcos she hasn’t seen Ross in a while

83- they eventually coax her out of hiding

84- and by that I mean Val picks her up and drags her out into the open by force bcos she basically freezes up the second she catches sight of Ross and Val’s like “u didn’t come all this way for nothing, bich”

85- they have a Painfully Awkward First Meeting, Tess is trying her best but oh god he’s just too fucking. Larg. Ellie ur dad too big

86- tbh tho the ice kinda breaks after Ellie and Ross get into a fight over smthn stupid (im thinking Elliot grumbles bout Ross’s hair being unruly and he’s worried that mira’s using it like a personal storage system again and Ross is like “I’ve been keeping better track of that actually” and then like a little line of paper clips and a few hand-bound notebooks tied together w some string fall out of his fucking mane and he’s like “I can explain”

87- “dad you can’t keep letting her use your hair like a fucking NEST”

88- Tess is laughing now cos god damn this was not what she was expecting

89- that’s it the end it ends w Tess laughing at them being idiots good times r had by all

Uhhhh that’s it so far. I have More but it’s kinda jumbled rn and I need to fit stuff in places. Anyway.

#was gonna make this into a comic lawl #if I like actually manage to get off my ass over the coming weeks I probably will be able to do that! but yeah #also this was once posted b4 and I deleted it but it’s back now say hellow #Library Fairy #oc: Mira #oc: Ross #oc: Elliot #oc: Tess #oc: Val #oc: Alexei #anyway yeah here it is behold #the uhhhhh most slice of life thing I have ever created

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Glee Soundtrack Rating Project Results: slipping-through-my-fingertips

@slipping-through-my-fingertips

Favourite character: Kurt Hummel

Least favourite character: Ryder Lynn

Favourite season: Undecided - one of the first three

Least favourite season: Undecided

Mean song rating: 6.56

Mean song rating for favourite character's songs: 7.5

Mean song rating for favourite character's solos: 7.43

Mean song rating season 1: 6.19

Mean song rating season 2: 6.54

Mean song rating season 3: 6.92

Mean song rating season 4: 6.54

Mean song rating season 5: 6.56

Mean song rating season 6: 6.52

Songs rated: 700

[ID: A bar chart titled Number of songs assigned each rating by slipping-through-my-fingertips, illustrating the number of times each score was assigned to a song by slipping-through-my-fingertips. 10 was assigned 64 times, 9 was assigned 69 times, 8 was assigned 114 times, 7 was assigned 111 times, 6 was assigned 129 times, 5 was assigned 90 times, 4 was assigned 79 times, 3 was assigned 21 times, 2 was assigned 17 times, 1 was assigned 6 times, and 2 songs were not rated.]

About the Project | Results Masterpost

Ranking:

1. (10) - S1x13 - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going

2. (10) - S1x13 - My Life Would Suck Without You

3. (10) - S1x18 - Rose's Turn

4. (10) - S1x21 - Give Up the Funk

5. (10) - S2x04 - River Deep, Mountain High

6. (10) - S2x05 - Science Fiction Double Feature

7. (10) - S2x06 - Teenage Dream

8. (10) - S2x06 - Start Me Up/Livin' on a Prayer

9. (10) - S2x09 - Valerie

10. (10) - S2x10 - Baby, It's Cold Outside

11. (10) - S2x11 - Thriller/Heads Will Roll

12. (10) - S2x11 - Bills, Bills, Bills

13. (10) - S2x13 - Take Me or Leave Me

14. (10) - S2x16 - Misery

15. (10) - S2x16 - Blackbird

16. (10) - S2x16 - Hell to the No

17. (10) - S2x16 - Loser Like Me

18. (10) - S2x18 - Somewhere Only We Know

19. (10) - S2x18 - As If We Never Said Goodbye

20. (10) - S2x18 - Born This Way

21. (10) - S2x20 - Dancing Queen

22. (10) - S2x20 - Rolling in the Deep

23. (10) - S2x21 - Back to Black

24. (10) - S3x01 - It's Not Unusual

25. (10) - S3x05 - Uptown Girl

26. (10) - S3x06 - Hot for Teacher

27. (10) - S3x07 - I Kissed a Girl

28. (10) - S3x09 - All I Want for Christmas Is You

29. (10) - S3x09 - Do They Know It's Christmas?

30. (10) - S3x11 - Smooth Criminal

31. (10) - S3x14 - Cough Syrup

32. (10) - S3x14 - Here's to Us

33. (10) - S3x17 - I Have Nothing

34. (10) - S3x17 - How Will I Know

35. (10) - S3x17 - So Emotional

36. (10) - S3x18 - Not the Boy Next Door

37. (10) - S3x18 - Shake It Out

38. (10) - S3x21 - Paradise By the Dashboard Light

39. (10) - S3x21 - It's All Coming Back to Me Now

40. (10) - S3x21 - Edge of Glory

41. (10) - S4x05 - Hopelessly Devoted to You

42. (10) - S4x05 - Blow Me (One Last Kiss)

43. (10) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)

44. (10) - S4x06 - You're the One That I Want

45. (10) - S4x08 - Come See About Me

46. (10) - S4x09 - Being Alive

47. (10) - S4x13 - Bring Him Home

48. (10) - S4x13 - Nutbush City Limits

49. (10) - S4x15 - Come What May

50. (10) - S4x15 - Old Time Rock & Roll/Danger Zone

51. (10) - S4x15 - Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend/Material Girl

52. (10) - S4x22 - Wings

53. (10) - S5x03 - Seasons of Love

54. (10) - S5x03 - Make You Feel My Love

55. (10) - S5x04 - Marry the Night

56. (10) - S5x11 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

57. (10) - S5x12 - Defying Gravity

58. (10) - S5x12 - Valerie

59. (10) - S5x15 - Not While I'm Around

60. (10) - S5x15 - I'm Still Here

61. (10) - S5x17 - Pumpin Blood

62. (10) - S6x03 - It's Too Late

63. (10) - S6x13 - I Lived

64. (10) - S6x13 - This Time

65. (9) - S1x01 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot)

66. (9) - S1x05 - Somebody to Love

67. (9) - S1x07 - You Keep Me Hanging On

68. (9) - S1x13 - Don't Rain on My Parade

69. (9) - S1x13 - You Can't Always Get What You Want

70. (9) - S1x15 - 4 Minutes

71. (9) - S1x20 - Bad Romance

72. (9) - S1x22 - To Sir, With Love

73. (9) - S2x02 - Toxic

74. (9) - S2x03 - I Want to Hold Your Hand

75. (9) - S2x05 - Sweet Transvestite

76. (9) - S2x08 - Marry You

77. (9) - S2x11 - She's Not There

78. (9) - S2x12 - Silly Love Songs

79. (9) - S2x15 - Landslide

80. (9) - S2x18 - I Feel Pretty/Unpretty

81. (9) - S2x19 - Go Your Own Way

82. (9) - S2x20 - Jar of Hearts

83. (9) - S2x22 - For Good

84. (9) - S3x01 - Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do

85. (9) - S3x01 - You Can't Stop the Beat

86. (9) - S3x01 - We Got the Beat

87. (9) - S3x04 - Candyman

88. (9) - S3x05 - America

89. (9) - S3x06 - I Can't Go for That/You Make My Dreams Come True

90. (9) - S3x06 - Rumour Has It/Someone Like You

91. (9) - S3x08 - Control

92. (9) - S3x08 - Survivor/I Will Survive

93. (9) - S3x08 - We Are Young

94. (9) - S3x11 - Never Can Say Goodbye

95. (9) - S3x14 - Fly/I Believe I Can Fly

96. (9) - S3x14 - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)

97. (9) - S3x16 - You Should Be Dancing

98. (9) - S3x17 - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)

99. (9) - S3x21 - Tongue Tied

100. (9) - S3x21 - Pinball Wizard

101. (9) - S3x22 - You Get What You Give

102. (9) - S3x22 - In My Life

103. (9) - S4x03 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World

104. (9) - S4x04 - Barely Breathing

105. (9) - S4x07 - Heroes

106. (9) - S4x07 - Holding Out for a Hero

107. (9) - S4x09 - Being Good Isn't Good Enough

108. (9) - S4x10 - White Christmas

109. (9) - S4x10 - The First Noel

110. (9) - S4x13 - Don't Stop Me Now

111. (9) - S4x13 - Girl On Fire

112. (9) - S4x14 - Just Can't Get Enough

113. (9) - S4x22 - Hall of Fame

114. (9) - S4x22 - Clarity

115. (9) - S5x02 - Get Back

116. (9) - S5x03 - No Surrender

117. (9) - S5x03 - If I Die Young

118. (9) - S5x11 - More Than a Feeling

119. (9) - S5x12 - Toxic

120. (9) - S5x13 - Don't Stop Believin' (Season Five)

121. (9) - S5x15 - Colorblind

122. (9) - S5x17 - Lovefool

123. (9) - S5x19 - Memory

124. (9) - S5x20 - American Boy

125. (9) - S6x02 - Tightrope

126. (9) - S6x02 - Home

127. (9) - S6x03 - Hand in My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move

128. (9) - S6x07 - Somebody Loves You

129. (9) - S6x08 - At Last

130. (9) - S6x09 - Uptown Funk

131. (9) - S6x11 - Listen to Your Heart

132. (9) - S6x11 - Take Me to Church

133. (9) - S6x12 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot/2009)

134. (8) - S1x01 - Rehab

135. (8) - S1x02 - I Say a Little Prayer

136. (8) - S1x06 - It's My Life/Confessions Part II

137. (8) - S1x06 - Halo/Walking On Sunshine

138. (8) - S1x07 - Hate On Me

139. (8) - S1x07 - No Air

140. (8) - S1x07 - Keep Holding On

141. (8) - S1x11 - True Colors

142. (8) - S1x12 - Jump

143. (8) - S1x14 - Highway to Hell

144. (8) - S1x14 - Hello, Goodbye

145. (8) - S1x16 - Beautiful

146. (8) - S1x18 - Jessie's Girl

147. (8) - S1x18 - The Boy Is Mine

148. (8) - S1x20 - Beth

149. (8) - S1x22 - Bohemian Rhapsody

150. (8) - S1x22 - Don't Stop Believing (Regionals)

151. (8) - S1x22 - Faithfully

152. (8) - S1x22 - Any Way You Want It/Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'

153. (8) - S2x03 - Losing My Religion

154. (8) - S2x04 - Don't Go Breaking My Heart

155. (8) - S2x04 - Sing!

156. (8) - S2x05 - Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?

157. (8) - S2x05 - Time Warp

158. (8) - S2x05 - There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)

159. (8) - S2x05 - Damn It, Janet

160. (8) - S2x06 - Stop! In the Name of Love/Free Your Mind

161. (8) - S2x07 - Singing In the Rain/Umbrella

162. (8) - S2x10 - The Most Wonderful Day of the Year

163. (8) - S2x11 - Need You Now

164. (8) - S2x16 - Get It Right

165. (8) - S2x17 - All By Myself

166. (8) - S2x18 - I've Gotta Be Me

167. (8) - S2x22 - I Love New York/New York, New York

168. (8) - S3x01 - Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead

169. (8) - S3x05 - One Hand, One Heart

170. (8) - S3x06 - Hit Me with Your Best Shot/One Way or Another

171. (8) - S3x07 - Perfect

172. (8) - S3x07 - Constant Craving

173. (8) - S3x08 - Man in the Mirror

174. (8) - S3x08 - ABC

175. (8) - S3x09 - Christmas Wrapping

176. (8) - S3x09 - Blue Christmas

177. (8) - S3x10 - Wedding Bell Blues (Bill)

178. (8) - S3x10 - Summer Nights

179. (8) - S3x11 - Human Nature

180. (8) - S3x13 - Love Shack

181. (8) - S3x13 - L-O-V-E

182. (8) - S3x14 - Stand

183. (8) - S3x14 - Glad You Came

184. (8) - S3x15 - I'm Still Standing

185. (8) - S3x15 - Fighter

186. (8) - S3x15 - Rio/Hungry Like the Wolf

187. (8) - S3x15 - Somebody That I Used to Know

188. (8) - S3x16 - More Than a Woman

189. (8) - S3x16 - Boogie Shoes

190. (8) - S3x18 - Cell Block Tango

191. (8) - S3x19 - Take My Breath Away

192. (8) - S3x21 - We Are the Champions

193. (8) - S3x21 - Starships

194. (8) - S4x01 - Call Me Maybe

195. (8) - S4x01 - Chasing Pavements

196. (8) - S4x01 - New York State of Mind

197. (8) - S4x04 - Give Your Heart a Break

198. (8) - S4x04 - The Scientist

199. (8) - S4x06 - Beauty School Dropout

200. (8) - S4x06 - Greased Lightning

201. (8) - S4x06 - There Are Worse Things I Could Do

202. (8) - S4x07 - My Dark Side

203. (8) - S4x07 - Some Nights

204. (8) - S4x09 - Don't Dream It's Over

205. (8) - S4x11 - No Scrubs

206. (8) - S4x11 - Tell Him

207. (8) - S4x12 - Let Me Love You (Until You Learn to Love Yourself)

208. (8) - S4x12 - A Thousand Years

209. (8) - S4x12 - This Is the New Year

210. (8) - S4x12 - Torn

211. (8) - S4x13 - Diva

212. (8) - S4x13 - Make No Mistake (She's Mine)

213. (8) - S4x14 - You're All I Need to Get By

214. (8) - S4x14 - We've Got Tonite

215. (8) - S4x16 - How to Be a Heartbreaker

216. (8) - S4x16 - Bye Bye Bye/I Want It That Way

217. (8) - S4x17 - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

218. (8) - S5x01 - All You Need Is Love

219. (8) - S5x01 - Got to Get You Into My Life

220. (8) - S5x03 - I'll Stand By You

221. (8) - S5x06 - Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)

222. (8) - S5x08 - Away in a Manger

223. (8) - S5x08 - Love Child

224. (8) - S5x09 - I Believe in a Thing Called Love

225. (8) - S5x09 - Every Breath You Take

226. (8) - S5x11 - America

227. (8) - S5x13 - I Am Changing

228. (8) - S5x13 - Be Okay

229. (8) - S5x14 - You Make Me Feel So Young

230. (8) - S5x14 - Downtown

231. (8) - S5x15 - No One Is Alone

232. (8) - S5x16 - Addicted to Love

233. (8) - S5x20 - Pompeii

234. (8) - S6x02 - Take On Me

235. (8) - S6x03 - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow/Head Over Feet

236. (8) - S6x05 - All Out of Love

237. (8) - S6x06 - Arthur's Theme

238. (8) - S6x06 - Alfie

239. (8) - S6x07 - Time After Time

240. (8) - S6x08 - Our Day Will Come

241. (8) - S6x09 - I Want to Break Free

242. (8) - S6x09 - Cool Kids

243. (8) - S6x09 - Friday I'm in Love

244. (8) - S6x10 - Rise

245. (8) - S6x11 - We Built This City

246. (8) - S6x12 - Popular

247. (8) - S6x13 - Someday We'll Be Together

248. (7) - S1x02 - Take a Bow

249. (7) - S1x03 - Bust Your Windows

250. (7) - S1x05 - Last Name

251. (7) - S1x05 - Maybe This Time

252. (7) - S1x07 - Ride Wit Me

253. (7) - S1x09 - Defying Gravity

254. (7) - S1x11 - Papa Don't Preach

255. (7) - S1x14 - Hello, I Love You

256. (7) - S1x14 - Gives You Hell

257. (7) - S1x14 - Hello

258. (7) - S1x14 - Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love

259. (7) - S1x15 - Like a Virgin

260. (7) - S1x15 - Express Yourself

261. (7) - S1x15 - Borderline/Open Your Heart

262. (7) - S1x15 - Vogue

263. (7) - S1x18 - Lady Is a Tramp

264. (7) - S1x21 - Another One Bites the Dust

265. (7) - S1x21 - Loser

266. (7) - S1x22 - Over the Rainbow

267. (7) - S2x02 - Baby One More Time

268. (7) - S2x04 - Le Jazz Hot

269. (7) - S2x04 - Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy

270. (7) - S2x05 - Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me

271. (7) - S2x07 - Forget You

272. (7) - S2x07 - Make 'Em Laugh

273. (7) - S2x08 - Just the Way You Are

274. (7) - S2x09 - Dog Days Are Over

275. (7) - S2x09 - Don't Cry for Me Argentina

276. (7) - S2x09 - (I've Had) The Time of My Life

277. (7) - S2x10 - We Need a Little Christmas

278. (7) - S2x12 - Fat Bottomed Girls

279. (7) - S2x12 - Firework

280. (7) - S2x14 - Blame It (On the Alcohol)

281. (7) - S2x14 - Tik Tok

282. (7) - S2x15 - Animal

283. (7) - S2x16 - Only Child

284. (7) - S2x17 - Turning Tables

285. (7) - S2x20 - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You

286. (7) - S2x20 - Isn't She Lovely

287. (7) - S2x21 - Pure Imagination

288. (7) - S3x03 - It's All Over

289. (7) - S3x03 - Fix You

290. (7) - S3x05 - A Boy Like That/I Have a Love

291. (7) - S3x08 - Buenos Aires

292. (7) - S3x09 - Let It Snow

293. (7) - S3x11 - Black or White

294. (7) - S3x11 - Bad

295. (7) - S3x11 - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'

296. (7) - S3x11 - Ben

297. (7) - S3x11 - I Want You Back

298. (7) - S3x13 - Stereo Hearts

299. (7) - S3x15 - Up Up Up

300. (7) - S3x16 - Stayin' Alive

301. (7) - S3x16 - Night Fever

302. (7) - S3x17 - It's Not Right But It's Okay

303. (7) - S3x18 - School's Out

304. (7) - S3x19 - Love You Like a Love Song

305. (7) - S3x22 - I'll Remember

306. (7) - S4x01 - It's Time

307. (7) - S4x02 - 3

308. (7) - S4x02 - Womanizer

309. (7) - S4x03 - A Change Would Do You Good

310. (7) - S4x04 - Teenage Dream (Acoustic)

311. (7) - S4x05 - Everybody Talks

312. (7) - S4x05 - Born to Hand Jive

313. (7) - S4x10 - Feliz Navidad

314. (7) - S4x11 - Locked Out of Heaven

315. (7) - S4x12 - Love Song

316. (7) - S4x14 - Getting Married Today

317. (7) - S4x15 - Shout

318. (7) - S4x15 - Footloose

319. (7) - S4x16 - Cold Hearted

320. (7) - S4x21 - You Are the Sunshine of My Life

321. (7) - S4x21 - Superstition

322. (7) - S5x01 - I Saw Her Standing There

323. (7) - S5x02 - Hey Jude

324. (7) - S5x03 - Fire and Rain

325. (7) - S5x04 - Wide Awake

326. (7) - S5x06 - Piano Man

327. (7) - S5x07 - You're My Best Friend

328. (7) - S5x07 - Into the Groove

329. (7) - S5x09 - Don't Rain On My Parade

330. (7) - S5x10 - Barracuda

331. (7) - S5x10 - Gloria

332. (7) - S5x11 - Mr. Roboto/Counting Stars

333. (7) - S5x12 - Keep Holding On

334. (7) - S5x13 - Just Give Me a Reason

335. (7) - S5x14 - Best Day of My Life

336. (7) - S5x15 - Broadway Baby

337. (7) - S5x16 - Love Is a Battlefield

338. (7) - S5x17 - I'm the Greatest Star

339. (7) - S5x17 - Who Are You Now

340. (7) - S5x18 - Story of My Life

341. (7) - S5x18 - Wake Me Up

342. (7) - S5x18 - Doo Wop (That Thing)

343. (7) - S5x19 - Werewolves of London

344. (7) - S5x19 - I Melt with You

345. (7) - S5x20 - All of Me

346. (7) - S6x02 - Problem

347. (7) - S6x02 - Mustang Sally

348. (7) - S6x04 - Thousand Miles

349. (7) - S6x05 - It Must Have Been Love

350. (7) - S6x06 - Baby It's You

351. (7) - S6x06 - They Long to Be Close to You

352. (7) - S6x07 - You Give Love a Bad Name

353. (7) - S6x07 - I Know Where I've Been

354. (7) - S6x08 - Hey Ya!

355. (7) - S6x08 - I'm So Excited

356. (7) - S6x10 - Rather Be

357. (7) - S6x11 - Mickey

358. (7) - S6x13 - Daydream Believer

359. (6) - S1x01 - Sit Down You're Rockin the Boat

360. (6) - S1x01 - Respect

361. (6) - S1x02 - Push It

362. (6) - S1x02 - Gold Digger

363. (6) - S1x08 - Sweet Caroline

364. (6) - S1x08 - Bust A Move

365. (6) - S1x10 - Lean On Me

366. (6) - S1x10 - Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl

367. (6) - S1x11 - Hair/Crazy In Love

368. (6) - S1x11 - Imagine

369. (6) - S1x12 - Smile (Charlie Chaplin)

370. (6) - S1x12 - Smile (Lily Allen)

371. (6) - S1x15 - What It Feels Like for a Girl

372. (6) - S1x15 - Like a Prayer

373. (6) - S1x15 - Burning Up

374. (6) - S1x16 - One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home

375. (6) - S1x17 - U Can't Touch This

376. (6) - S1x17 - Physical

377. (6) - S1x17 - Total Eclipse of the Heart

378. (6) - S1x19 - Dream On

379. (6) - S1x19 - I Dreamed a Dream

380. (6) - S1x20 - Shout It Out Loud

381. (6) - S1x21 - It's a Man's Man's Man's World

382. (6) - S2x01 - Telephone

383. (6) - S2x01 - Billionaire

384. (6) - S2x02 - Stronger

385. (6) - S2x02 - I'm a Slave 4 U

386. (6) - S2x02 - The Only Exception

387. (6) - S2x03 - Only the Good Die Young

388. (6) - S2x03 - Papa, Can You Hear Me?

389. (6) - S2x03 - One of Us

390. (6) - S2x04 - Lucky

391. (6) - S2x06 - One Love (People Get Ready)

392. (6) - S2x07 - Nowadays/Hot Honey rag

393. (6) - S2x10 - Last Christmas

394. (6) - S2x10 - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

395. (6) - S2x13 - Sing

396. (6) - S2x14 - Don't You Want Me

397. (6) - S2x16 - Raise Your Glass

398. (6) - S2x19 - Dreams

399. (6) - S2x19 - Don't Stop

400. (6) - S2x19 - Songbird

401. (6) - S2x21 - Some People

402. (6) - S2x21 - My Man

403. (6) - S2x22 - My Cup

404. (6) - S2x22 - Light Up the World

405. (6) - S2x22 - Bella Notte

406. (6) - S2x22 - Pretending

407. (6) - S2x22 - Still Got Tonight

408. (6) - S3x02 - Something's Coming

409. (6) - S3x02 - I'm the Greatest Star

410. (6) - S3x03 - Run the World (Girls)

411. (6) - S3x04 - Last Friday Night

412. (6) - S3x04 - Bein' Green

413. (6) - S3x10 - Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash

414. (6) - S3x10 - Without You

415. (6) - S3x10 - We Found Love

416. (6) - S3x11 - I Just Can't Stop Loving You

417. (6) - S3x13 - I Will Always Love You

418. (6) - S3x16 - Disco Inferno

419. (6) - S3x16 - If I Can't Have You

420. (6) - S3x17 - Saving All My Love For You

421. (6) - S3x17 - My Love Is Your Love

422. (6) - S3x19 - Dinosaur

423. (6) - S3x19 - What Makes You Beautiful

424. (6) - S3x19 - Big Girls Don't Cry

425. (6) - S3x20 - Because You Loved Me

426. (6) - S4x01 - Americano/Dance Again

427. (6) - S4x02 - Hold It Against Me

428. (6) - S4x02 - Oops!...I Did It Again

429. (6) - S4x03 - The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

430. (6) - S4x04 - Don't Speak

431. (6) - S4x05 - Juke Box Hero

432. (6) - S4x07 - Superman

433. (6) - S4x08 - Home/Homeward Bound

434. (6) - S4x09 - Something Stupid

435. (6) - S4x09 - O Holy Night

436. (6) - S4x09 - All That Jazz

437. (6) - S4x10 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

438. (6) - S4x10 - Jingle Bell Rock

439. (6) - S4x12 - Centerfold/Hot in Herre

440. (6) - S4x13 - Hung Up

441. (6) - S4x16 - Closer

442. (6) - S4x17 - Mamma Mia

443. (6) - S4x19 - Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel)

444. (6) - S4x20 - Longest Time

445. (6) - S4x20 - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'

446. (6) - S4x20 - At the Ballet

447. (6) - S4x21 - For Once in My Life

448. (6) - S4x21 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours

449. (6) - S4x21 - Higher Ground

450. (6) - S4x22 - All or Nothing

451. (6) - S4x22 - To Love You More

452. (6) - S5x01 - Help!

453. (6) - S5x01 - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away

454. (6) - S5x01 - A Hard Day's Night

455. (6) - S5x02 - Here Comes the Sun

456. (6) - S5x02 - Let It Be

457. (6) - S5x02 - Something

458. (6) - S5x04 - Applause

459. (6) - S5x04 - Roar

460. (6) - S5x05 - Wrecking Ball

461. (6) - S5x06 - My Life

462. (6) - S5x07 - Nasty/Rhythm Nation

463. (6) - S5x08 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

464. (6) - S5x09 - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)

465. (6) - S5x09 - Brave

466. (6) - S5x10 - Hold On

467. (6) - S5x10 - Jumpin' Jumpin'

468. (6) - S5x10 - Don't You (Forget About Me)

469. (6) - S5x11 - Vacation

470. (6) - S5x13 - Party All the Time

471. (6) - S5x15 - You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman

472. (6) - S5x16 - I Want to Know What Love Is

473. (6) - S5x19 - Lucky Star

474. (6) - S5x20 - No Time At All

475. (6) - S5x20 - Glitter in the Air

476. (6) - S5x20 - Girls on Film

477. (6) - S6x01 - Suddenly Seymour

478. (6) - S6x05 - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

479. (6) - S6x06 - What the World Needs Now

480. (6) - S6x06 - Promises, Promises

481. (6) - S6x06 - I'll Never Fall in Love Again

482. (6) - S6x07 - All About That Bass

483. (6) - S6x07 - Same Love

484. (6) - S6x09 - Break Free

485. (6) - S6x10 - Far From Over

486. (6) - S6x11 - Chandelier

487. (6) - S6x12 - I'm His Child

488. (5) - S1x01 - Can't Fight This Feeling

489. (5) - S1x01 - You're the One That I Want (ver. 1)

490. (5) - S1x01 - On My Own

491. (5) - S1x04 - Taking Chances

492. (5) - S1x05 - Cabaret

493. (5) - S1x09 - Dancing With Myself

494. (5) - S1x09 - Proud Mary

495. (5) - S1x10 - I'll Stand By You

496. (5) - S1x11 - Bootylicious

497. (5) - S1x16 - Home

498. (5) - S1x16 - A House Is Not a Home

499. (5) - S1x17 - Ice Ice Baby

500. (5) - S1x19 - Dream a Little Dream

501. (5) - S1x21 - Good Vibrations

502. (5) - S2x01 - What I Did for Love

503. (5) - S2x01 - Listen

504. (5) - S2x02 - Me Against the Music

505. (5) - S2x03 - I Look to You

506. (5) - S2x09 - Hey, Soul Sister

507. (5) - S2x10 - Welcome Christmas

508. (5) - S2x15 - Kiss

509. (5) - S2x16 - Big Ass Heart

510. (5) - S2x16 - Trouty Mouth

511. (5) - S2x17 - Ain't No Way

512. (5) - S2x19 - Never Going Back Again

513. (5) - S2x19 - I Don't Want to Know

514. (5) - S2x20 - Friday

515. (5) - S3x02 - Somewhere

516. (5) - S3x03 - Spotlight

517. (5) - S3x03 - Cool

518. (5) - S3x03 - Out Here On My Own

519. (5) - S3x07 - Jolene

520. (5) - S3x09 - River

521. (5) - S3x09 - Extraordinary Merry Christmas

522. (5) - S3x11 - Scream

523. (5) - S3x12 - La Isla Bonita

524. (5) - S3x13 - Cherish/Cherish

525. (5) - S3x13 - You're the Top

526. (5) - S3x13 - Home

527. (5) - S3x16 - How Deep Is Your Love

528. (5) - S3x18 - The Rain in Spain

529. (5) - S3x18 - Cry

530. (5) - S3x22 - Glory Days

531. (5) - S3x22 - Forever Young

532. (5) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee

533. (5) - S4x15 - In Your Eyes

534. (5) - S4x16 - I Still Believe/Super Bass

535. (5) - S4x16 - The Bitch Is Back/Dress You Up

536. (5) - S4x17 - Wannabe

537. (5) - S4x17 - My Prerogative

538. (5) - S4x17 - Creep

539. (5) - S4x18 - Say

540. (5) - S4x18 - Your Song

541. (5) - S4x18 - More Than Words

542. (5) - S4x19 - Fight for Your Right (to Party)

543. (5) - S4x19 - You Have More Friends Than You Know

544. (5) - S4x19 - Outcast

545. (5) - S4x19 - Next to Me

546. (5) - S4x20 - We Will Rock You

547. (5) - S4x21 - Uptight (Everything's Alright)

548. (5) - S4x21 - I Wish

549. (5) - S4x22 - Rainbow Connection

550. (5) - S5x01 - Drive My Car

551. (5) - S5x01 - Yesterday

552. (5) - S5x02 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

553. (5) - S5x05 - On Our Way

554. (5) - S5x06 - Honesty

555. (5) - S5x06 - Just the Way You Are

556. (5) - S5x06 - You May Be Right

557. (5) - S5x06 - An Innocent Man

558. (5) - S5x08 - Mary's Little Boy Child

559. (5) - S5x08 - O Christmas Tree

560. (5) - S5x09 - Breakaway

561. (5) - S5x10 - The Happening

562. (5) - S5x10 - Danny's Song

563. (5) - S5x11 - I Love LA

564. (5) - S5x14 - Rockstar

565. (5) - S5x14 - People

566. (5) - S5x16 - Let's Wait Awhile

567. (5) - S5x18 - Piece of My Heart

568. (5) - S5x18 - The Rose

569. (5) - S5x19 - Take Me Home Tonight

570. (5) - S6x01 - Sing

571. (5) - S6x01 - Uninvited

572. (5) - S6x01 - Let It Go

573. (5) - S6x03 - You Learn/You've Got a Friend

574. (5) - S6x05 - My Sharona

575. (5) - S6x06 - Wishin' And Hoping

576. (5) - S6x10 - The Final Countdown

577. (5) - S6x11 - Come Sail Away

578. (4) - S1x01 - Mr. Cellophane

579. (4) - S1x01 - I Kissed a Girl

580. (4) - S1x04 - Tonight

581. (4) - S1x05 - Alone

582. (4) - S1x08 - What A Girl Wants

583. (4) - S1x10 - (You're Having My Baby)

584. (4) - S1x10 - Crush

585. (4) - S1x11 - Don't Make Me Over

586. (4) - S1x16 - Fire

587. (4) - S1x20 - Funny Girl

588. (4) - S2x01 - Empire State of Mind

589. (4) - S2x01 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn

590. (4) - S2x01 - Getting to Know You

591. (4) - S2x03 - Bridge Over Troubled Water

592. (4) - S2x07 - Conjunction Junction

593. (4) - S2x08 - Sway

594. (4) - S2x09 - The Living Years

595. (4) - S2x10 - Merry Christmas, Darling

596. (4) - S2x12 - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)

597. (4) - S2x12 - When I Get You Alone

598. (4) - S2x12 - My Funny Valentine

599. (4) - S2x13 - I Know What Boys Like

600. (4) - S2x13 - This Little Light of Mine

601. (4) - S2x14 - My Headband

602. (4) - S2x14 - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

603. (4) - S2x15 - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)

604. (4) - S2x16 - Candles

605. (4) - S2x21 - Try a Little Tenderness

606. (4) - S2x22 - Yeah!

607. (4) - S2x22 - As Long as You're There

608. (4) - S3x04 - Waiting for a Girl Like You

609. (4) - S3x06 - You and I/You and I

610. (4) - S3x09 - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

611. (4) - S3x09 - My Favorite Things

612. (4) - S3x10 - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

613. (4) - S3x12 - Don't Wanna Lose You

614. (4) - S3x12 - Sexy and I Know It

615. (4) - S3x12 - Bamboleo/Hero

616. (4) - S3x12 - A Little Less Conversation

617. (4) - S3x13 - Let Me Love You

618. (4) - S3x13 - Chapel of Love

619. (4) - S3x18 - The Music of the Night

620. (4) - S3x20 - I Won't Give Up

621. (4) - S3x20 - Flashdance...What a Feeling

622. (4) - S3x22 - Roots Before Branches

623. (4) - S4x02 - Boys/Boyfriend

624. (4) - S4x02 - Gimme More

625. (4) - S4x02 - Everytime

626. (4) - S4x02 - Crazy/U Drive Me Crazy

627. (4) - S4x08 - Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time

628. (4) - S4x08 - Live While We're Young

629. (4) - S4x08 - Gangnam Style

630. (4) - S4x10 - Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah

631. (4) - S4x11 - I Don't Know How to Love Him

632. (4) - S4x14 - Anything Could Happen

633. (4) - S4x15 - You're All the World to Me

634. (4) - S4x15 - Unchained Melody

635. (4) - S4x17 - Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)

636. (4) - S4x17 - Copacabana

637. (4) - S4x20 - Little Girls

638. (4) - S4x22 - I Love It

639. (4) - S5x05 - You Are Woman, I Am Man

640. (4) - S5x07 - Cheek to Cheek

641. (4) - S5x08 - Here Comes Santa Claus (Down Santa Claus Lane)

642. (4) - S5x08 - The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)

643. (4) - S5x09 - Whenever I Call You Friend

644. (4) - S5x12 - Raise Your Glass

645. (4) - S5x13 - Loser Like Me

646. (4) - S5x14 - Don't Sleep in the Subway

647. (4) - S5x17 - NYC

648. (4) - S5x20 - Shakin' My Head

649. (4) - S6x01 - Dance the Night Away

650. (4) - S6x02 - Viva Voce

651. (4) - S6x03 - So Far Away

652. (4) - S6x04 - Whip It

653. (4) - S6x05 - Father Figure

654. (4) - S6x12 - Pony

655. (4) - S6x12 - I Kissed a Girl

656. (4) - S6x13 - Teach Your Children

657. (3) - S1x01 - Leaving On a Jet Plane

658. (3) - S1x03 - Mercy

659. (3) - S1x08 - I Could Have Danced All Night

660. (3) - S1x10 - Endless Love

661. (3) - S1x17 - Run Joey Run

662. (3) - S1x18 - One

663. (3) - S1x19 - Safety Dance

664. (3) - S1x21 - Tell Me Something Good

665. (3) - S2x05 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet

666. (3) - S2x13 - Somebody to Love

667. (3) - S2x15 - Afternoon Delight

668. (3) - S3x05 - Tonight

669. (3) - S3x07 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

670. (3) - S4x01 - Sister Christian

671. (3) - S4x01 - Never Say Never

672. (3) - S4x03 - Celebrity Skin

673. (3) - S4x04 - Mine

674. (3) - S4x11 - I Only Have Eyes for You

675. (3) - S4x20 - Everybody Hurts

676. (3) - S5x05 - Blurred Lines

677. (3) - S6x13 - The Winner Takes It All

678. (2) - S1x03 - I Wanna Sex You Up

679. (2) - S1x20 - Poker Face

680. (2) - S2x08 - Ohio

681. (2) - S2x13 - Baby

682. (2) - S2x16 - Jesus Is My Friend

683. (2) - S2x17 - I Follow Rivers

684. (2) - S2x19 - Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You?

685. (2) - S3x04 - Take Care of Yourself

686. (2) - S3x08 - Red Solo Cup

687. (2) - S3x20 - Mean

688. (2) - S4x08 - Whistle

689. (2) - S5x02 - Revolution

690. (2) - S5x12 - Happy

691. (2) - S6x04 - Rock Lobster

692. (2) - S6x04 - Bitch

693. (2) - S6x09 - Lose My Breath

694. (2) - S6x10 - The Trolley Song

695. (1) - S1x08 - Thong Song

696. (1) - S1x18 - Pink Houses

697. (1) - S2x04 - With You I'm Born Again

698. (1) - S3x01 - Big Spender

699. (1) - S4x11 - Baby Got Back

700. (1) - S5x07 - The Fox

701. (NA) - S3x07 - I'm the Only One

702. (NA) - S5x05 - If I Were a Boy

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spn quotes: season one

i’m collecting a bunch of quotes from the show! favorite lines, good points of characterization, etc. all organized by episode and character, and with timestamps!

w/ncest shippers get lost

season two.

1. PILOT

Dean—

[Sam: So we kill everything we can find.] Save a lot of people doing it, too. (08:51)

I can’t do this alone. [Sam: Yes, you can.] Yeah. Well, I don’t want to. (09:30)

[Officer: So. Fake U.S. Marshal, fake credit cards. You got anything that’s real?] My boobs. (28:50)

Sam—

When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45. [Dean: What was he supposed to do?] I was 9 years old. He was supposed to say, “Don’t be afraid of the dark.” (08:30)

You think Mom would’ve wanted this for us? (08:58)

We were raised like warriors. (09:06)

[Dean: Are you just gonna live some normal, apple-pie life? Is that it?] No, not normal. Safe. [And that’s why you ran away.] I was just going to college. It was Dad who said if I was gonna go, I should stay gone. (09:09)

[Dean: You’re really serious about this, aren’t you? You think you’re just gonna become some lawyer, marry your girl?] Maybe. Why not? [Does Jessica know the truth about you? I mean, does she know about the things you’ve done?] No, and she’s not ever going to know. [Well, that’s healthy. You can pretend all you want, Sammy, but sooner or later you’re gonna have to face up to who you really are.] And who is that? [One of us.] No. I’m not like you. This is not going to be my life. (22:45)

If it weren’t for pictures, I wouldn’t even know what Mom looks like. What difference would it make? Even if we do find the thing that killed her, Mom’s gone, and she isn’t coming back. (23:17)

2. W*ND*G* ( x )

Dean—

Her brother’s missing, Sam. She’s not just gonna sit this out. (14:55)

[Hailey: And you’re hiking out in biker boots and jeans?] Well, sweetheart, I don’t do shorts. (15:54)

I’m supposed to be the belligerent one, remember? (25:13)

The way I see it, Dad’s given us a job to do, and I intend to do it. (26:31)

All that anger, you can’t keep it burning over the long haul. It’s gonna kill you. You gotta have patience, man. [Sam: How do you do it? How does Dad do it?] Well, for one, them. I mean, I figure our family’s so screwed to hell, maybe we can help some others. It makes things a little bit more bearable. And I’ll tell you what else helps. Killing as many evil sons of bitches as I possibly can. (27:05)

Sam—

[Dean: No, you’re not fine. You’re like a powder keg, man. It’s not like you.] (25:06)

3. DEAD IN THE WATER

Dean—

You don’t think I want to find Dad as much as you do? [Sam: Yeah, I know you do, it’s just—] I’m the one that’s been with him every single day for the past two years while you’ve been off to college going to pep rallies. We will find Dad, but until then, we’re gonna kill everything bad between here and there, okay? (04:09)

Well, maybe you don’t think anyone will listen to you, or... or believe you. I want you to know that I will. (11:58)

You’re scared. It’s okay. I understand. See, when I was your age, I saw something real bad happen to my mom, and I was scared, too. I didn’t feel like talking, just like you. But see, my mom—I know she wanted me to be brave. I think about that everyday. And I do my best to be brave. (20:14)

What if we missed something? What if more people get hurt? [Sam: But why would you think that?] Because Lucas was really scared. [That’s what this is about?] I just don’t want to leave town until I know the kid’s okay. (29:48)

Sam—

People don’t just disappear, Dean. Other people just stop looking for them. (03:51)

4. PHANTOM TRAVELER

Dean—

It’s your job to keep my ass alive, so I need you sharp. (05:18)

Sam—

[Dean: It’s your job to keep my ass alive, so I need you sharp.] (05:18)

[Jerry: Well, he was real proud of you, I could tell. You know, he talked about you all the time.] He did? (07:09)

Hey, hey, it’s just a little turbulence. [Sam, this place is going to crash, okay? So quit treating me like I’m friggin’ 4.] You need to calm down. [Well, I’m sorry, I can’t!] Yes, you can. [Dude. Stow the touchy-feely, self-help yoga crap. It’s not helping.] Listen, if you’re panicked, you’re wide open to demonic possession, so you need to calm yourself down right now. (30:26)

5. BLOODY MARY

Dean—

Do I look like Paris Hilton? (18:08)

Her boyfriend killing himself, that’s not really Charlie’s fault. (29:54)

Now listen to me. It wasn’t your fault. It you want to blame something, then blame the thing that killed her. Or, hell, why don’t you take a swing at me? I’m the one that dragged you away from her. [Sam: I don’t blame you.] Well, you shouldn’t blame yourself, because there’s nothing you could’ve done. (31:24)

Sam—

[Dean: Hell, why don’t you take a swing at me? I’m the one that dragged you away from her.] I don’t blame you. (31:37)

Charlie. Your boyfriend’s death, you really should try to forgive yourself. No matter what you did, you probably couldn’t have stopped it. Sometimes bad things just happen. (40:37)

6. SKIN

Dean—

He’s sure got issues with you. You got to go to college. He had to stay home. I mean, I had to stay home with Dad. You don’t think I had dreams of my own? But Dad needed me. See, deep down, I’m just jealous. You got friends, you could have a life. Me? I know I’m a freak. And sooner or later, everybody’s gonna leave me. [Sam: What are you talking about?] You left. Hell, I did everything Dad asked me to, and he ditched me, too. (24:21)

Sam—

[Rebecca: It must be lonely.] Oh, no. No, it’s not so bad. Anyway, what can I do? It’s my family. (39:02)

Misc—

Shifter: Evolution is about mutation, right? So maybe this thing was born human, but was different. Hideous and hated. Until he learned to become someone else. (27:14)

7. HOOK MAN

Dean—

I told you, you don’t have to be a college graduate to be a genius. (14:59)

[Sam: Hey, be quiet.] Me be quiet? You be quiet! (19:48)

Sam—

[Dean: You’ve been holding out on me. This college thing is awesome!] This wasn’t really my experience. [Let me guess—library, studying, straight A’s. What a geek.] (21:30)

8. BUGS

Dean—

Growing up in a place like this would freak me out. [Sam: Why?] The manicured lawns, how-was-your-day-honey? I’d blow my brains out. [There’s nothing wrong with normal.] I’d take our family over normal any day. (08:21)

[Sam: You’ll be able to get out of that house and away from your dad.] What kind of advice is that? Kid should stick with his family. (20:26)

Hey, so with that kid back there, how could you tell him to just ditch his family like that? [Sam: Just, uh, I know what the kid’s going through.] How about telling him to respect his old man? How’s that for advice? (23:20)

Matt, under no circumstances are you to tell the truth. He’ll just think you’re nuts. Tell him you have a sharp pain in your right side and you gotta go to the hospital, okay? [Matt: Yeah, okay.] Make him listen? What are you thinking? (32:44)

Sam—

Remind you of somebody? Dad? [Dean: Dad never treated us like that.] Well, Dad never treated you like that. You were perfect. He was all over my case. ...You don’t remember. [Dean: Well, maybe he had to raise his voice but sometimes you were out of line.] Right. Right, like when I said I’d rather play soccer than learn bowhunting. (11:46)

[Matt: Larry doesn’t listen to me.] Why not? [Mostly? He’s too disappointed in his freak son.] I hear ya. [Dean: You do?] Matt, how old are you? [Matt: Sixteen.] Well, don’t sweat it, ‘cause in two years something great’s gonna happen. [What?] College. You’ll be able to get out of that house and away from your dad. (20:04)

[Dean: Hey, so with that kid back there, how could you tell him to just ditch his family like that?] Just, uh, I know what the kid’s going through. [How about telling him to respect his old man? How’s that for advice?] Dean, come on. This isn’t about his old man. You think I didn’t respect Dad, that’s what this is about. [Just forget it, alright? Sorry I brought it up.] I respected him. But no matter what I did, it was never good enough. [So what are you saying, that Dad was disappointed in you?] Was? Is! Always has been. [Why would you think that?] Because I didn’t wanna bowhunt or hustle pool, because I wanted to go to school and live my life, which to our whacked-out family, made me the freak. (23:20)

Dean, you know what most dads are when their kids score a full-ride? Proud. Most dads don’t toss their kids out of the house. [Dean: I remember that fight. In fact, I seem to recall a few choice phrases coming out of your mouth.] You know, truth is, when we finally do find Dad, I don’t know if he’s even gonna wanna see me. (24:05)

9. HOME

Dean—

And then you tell me that I’ve got to go back home, especially when... [Sam: When what?] When I swore to myself that I would never go back there. (07:56)

I remember the fire, the heat. Then I carried you out the front door. [Sam: You did?] Yeah, well, you never knew that? [No.] (12:38)

I don’t know what to do. So, whatever you’re doing. if you could get here... please. I need your help, Dad. (14:45)

Sam—

[Dean: I remember the fire, the heat. Then I carried you out the front door.] You did? [Yeah, well, you never knew that?] No. (12:38)

Misc—

Missouri: All those years ago, real evil came to you. It walked this house. That kind of evil leaves wounds, and sometimes wounds get infected. (27:15)

10. ASYLUM

Dean—

[Sam: This is a job. Dad wants us to work a job.] Yeah, well, maybe we’ll meet up with him. Maybe he’s there. [Maybe he’s not. I mean, he could be sending us there by ourselves to hunt this thing.] Who cares? If he wants us there, it’s good enough for me. [This doesn’t strike you as weird? The texting, the coordinates?] Sam. Dad’s telling us to go somewhere. We’re going. (07:05)

[Sam: We deserve some answers. I mean, this is our family we’re talking about.] I understand that, Sam, but he’s given us an order. [So what, we gotta always follow Dad’s order?] Of course we do. (12:17)

[Sam: I mean, why are we even here? ‘Cause you’re following Dad’s orders like a good little soldier? ‘Cause you always do what he says without question? Are you that desperate for his approval?] (36:52)

Sam—

[Dean: We’ve got to burn Ellicott’s bones, and all this will be over, and you’ll be back to normal.] I am normal. I’m just telling you the truth for the first time. I mean, why are we even here? ‘Cause you’re following Dad’s orders like a good little soldier? ‘Cause you always do what he says without question? Are you that desperate for his approval? [This isn’t you talking.] That’s the difference between you and me. I have a mind of my own. I’m not pathetic like you. [So what are you gonna do? You gonna kill me?] You know, I am sick of doing what you tell me to do. (36:43)

11. SCARECROW

Dean—

[Sam: I don’t understand the blind faith you have in the man. I mean, it’s like you don’t even question him.] Yeah, it’s called being a good son. You’re a selfish bastard, you know that? You just do whatever you want. You don’t care what anyone thinks. (08:08)

[Sam: You know, if you’re hinting you need my help, just ask.] I’m not hinting anything. Actually, uh... I want you to know... I mean, don’t think... [Yeah. I’m sorry, too.] Sam.... You were right. You got to do your own thing. You got to live your own life. [You serious?] You’ve always known what you want, and you go after it. You stand up to Dad. I mean, you always have. Hell, I wish I.... Anyway. I admire that about you. I’m proud of you, Sammy. [I don’t even know what to say.] Say you’ll take care of yourself. (25:04)

Sam—

[Dean: Dad doesn’t want our help.] I don’t care. [He’s given us an order.] I don’t care. We don’t always have to do what he says. [Sam, Dad is asking us to work jobs, to save lives. It’s important.] Alright, I understand. Believe me, I understand. But I’m talking one week here, man, to get answers. To get revenge. [Alright, look, I know how you feel.] Do you? How old were you when Mom died, 4? Jess died six months ago. How the hell would you know how I feel? (07:25)

[Meg: I had to get away from my family.] Why? [I love my parents. And they wanted what’s best for me. They just didn’t care if I wanted it. I was supposed to be smart, but not smart enough to scare away a husband. Well, it’s just.... Because my family said so, I’m supposed to sit there and do what I was told. So I just went on my own way instead. ...I’m sorry. The things you say to people you hardly know.] No, no, it’s okay. I know how you feel. Remember that brother I mentioned before that I was road-tripping with? It’s kind of the same deal. [And that’s why you’re not riding with him anymore? ...Here’s to us. The food might be bad, and the beds might be hard, but at least we’re living our own lives and nobody else’s.] (21:11)

[Med: You’re running back to your brother? The guy you ran away from? Why, because he won’t pick up his phone? Sam, come with me to California.] I can’t. I’m sorry. [Why not?] He’s my family. (31:13)

12. FAITH

Dean—

Looks like you’re gonna leave town without me. [Sam: What are you talking about? I’m not gonna leave you here.] You better take care of that car. I swear I’ll haunt your ass. [I don’t think that’s funny.] Oh, come on, it’s a little funny. (04:44)

[Sam: Maybe it’s time to have a little faith, Dean.] You know what I got faith in? Reality—knowing what’s really going on. [How can you be a skeptic, with the things we see every day?] Exactly, we see them. We know they’re real. [But if you know evil’s out there, how can you not believe good’s out there too?] ‘Cause I’ve seen what evil does to good people. (08:10)

[Roy: I looked into your heart and you just...stood out from all the rest.] What did you see in my heart? [A young man with an important purpose. A job to do. And it isn’t finished.] (15:27)

You never should’ve brought me here. [Sam: Dean, I was just trying to save your life.] Sam, some guy is dead now because of me. (19:30)

The guy is playing God, deciding who lives and dies. That’s a monster in my book. (22:42)

[Layla: I wish you luck. I really do.] Same to you. You deserve it a lot more than me. (30:38)

[Sam: To cross a line like that, that preacher’s wife—black magic, murder. Evil.] Desperate. Her husband was dying. She would’ve done anything to save him. (31:35)

God save us from half the people who think they’re doing God’s work. (32:04)

[Sam: What’s happening to her is horrible. But what are you gonna do? Let somebody else die to save her? You said it yourself, Dean—you can’t play God.] (32:58)

Must be rough, to believe in something so much and have it disappoint you like that. (40:57)

You know, I’m not much of the praying type, but I’m gonna pray for you. [Layla: Well. There’s a miracle right there.] (42:00)

Sam—

[Dean: I’m gonna die. And you can’t stop it.] Watch me. (05:23)

[Dean: You’re not gonna let me die in peace, are you?] I’m not gonna let you die, period. (07:04)

How can you be a skeptic, with the things we see everyday? [Dean: Exactly, we see them. We know they’re real.] If you know evil’s out there, how can you not believe good’s out there too? (08:18)

[The guy is playing God, deciding who lives and dies. That’s a monster in my book.] No, we’re not gonna kill a human being, Dean. We do that, we’re no better than he is. (22:42)

Misc—

Layla: I guess if you’re gonna have faith, you can’t just have it when the miracles happen. You have to have it when they don’t. (41:19)

13. ROUTE 666

Dean—

[Sam: Look man, everybody’s got to open up to someone sometime.] Yeah, I don’t. It was stupid to get that close. (13:06)

[Cassie: Whenever we get—what’s the word?—close? Anywhere in the neighborhood of emotional vulnerability, you back off or make some joke or find any way to shut the door on me.] (15:19)

Sam—

You told her. You told her the secret. Our big family rule number one—we do what we do and we shut up about it. For a year and a half, I do nothing but lie to Jessica, and you go out with this chick in Ohio a couple of times, and you tell her everything? (04:18)

Oh, my life was so simple. Just school, exams, papers on polycentric cultural norms. [Dean: So I guess I saved you from a boring existence.] Occasionally I miss boring. [So, this killer truck—] I miss conversations that didn’t start with “this killer truck.” (29:31)

Ever make you wonder if it’s worth it? Putting everything on hold, doing what we do? (39:10)

14. NIGHTMARE

Dean—

[Sam: Well, with what he went through, the beatings, to want revenge on those people—I’m sorry, man. I hate to say it, but it’s not that insane.] Yeah, but it doesn’t justify murdering your entire family. [Dean—] He’s no different than anything else we’ve hunted. Alright? We gotta end him. [We’re not gonna kill Max.] Then what? Hand him over to the cops and say, “Lock him up, officer. He kills people with the power of his mind.” [Forget it. No way, man.] Sam— [Dean, he’s a person. We can talk to him. Hey, promise me you’ll follow my lead on this one.] Alright, fine. But I’m not letting him hurt anybody else. (25:01)

[Sam: We’re lucky we had Dad.] I never thought I’d hear you say that. [Well, it could have gone a whole ‘nother way after Mom. A little more tequila, a little less demon hunting, then we would have had Max’s childhood. All things considered, we turned out okay. Thanks to him.] All things considered. (38:27)

As long as I’m around, nothing bad’s gonna happen to you. (41:27)

Sam—

Well, I know one thing I have in common with these people. [Dean: What’s that?] Both our families are cursed. [Our family’s not cursed. We’ve just... had our dark spots.] Our dark spots are pretty dark. (19:13)

I was connecting to Max. The thing I don’t get it why, man. I guess because we’re so alike? [Dean: What are you talking about? Dude’s nothing like you.] Well, we both have psychic abilities. We’re both— [Both what? Sam, Max is a monster. He’s already killed two people, now he’s gunning for a third.] Well, with what he went through, the beatings, to want revenge on those people—I’m sorry, man. I hate to say it, but it’s not that insane. (24:43)

If I just said something else, gotten through to him somehow. [Dean: Don’t do that.] Do what? [Torture yourself. It wouldn’t have mattered what you said. Max was too far gone.] When I think about how he looked at me, man, right before.... I should have done something. [Come on, man, you risked your life. I mean, yeah, maybe if we’d have gotten there 20 years earlier.] Well, I’ll tell you one thing. We’re lucky we had Dad. [I never thought I’d hear you say that.] Well, it could have gone a whole ‘nother way after Mom. A little more tequila, a little less demon hunting, then we would have had Max’s childhood. All things considered, we turned out okay. Thanks to him. (38:03)

15. THE BENDERS

Dean—

Look... he’s family. And I kind of—I kind of look out for the kid. You gotta let me go with you. [Kathleen: I’m sorry, I can’t do that.] Well, tell me something. Your country has its fair share of missing persons. Any of ‘em come back? Sam’s my responsibility, and he’s coming back. I’m bringing him back. (08:56)

When we were young, I pretty much pulled him from a fire. And ever since then, I’ve felt responsible for him. You know, like it’s my job to keep him safe. I’m just afraid if we don’t find him fast.... Please. He’s my family. (15:04)

Demons, I get. People are crazy. (28:08)

If you hurt my brother, I’ll kill you, I swear. I’ll kill you all. I will kill you all! (35:54)

16. SHADOW

Dean—

[Sam: What are you gonna do when it’s all over?] It’s never gonna be over. There’s gonna be others. There’s always gonna be something to hunt. [But there’s got to be something that you want for yourself.] Yeah, I don’t want you to leave the second this thing’s over, Sam. [Dude. What’s your problem?] Why do you think I drag you everywhere, huh? Why do you think I came and got you at Stanford in the first place? [’Cause Dad was in trouble. ‘Cause you wanted to find the thing that killed Mom.] Yes, that, but it’s more than that, man. You and me and Dad. I want us to be together again. I want us to be a family again. [Dean, we are a family. I’d do anything for you. But things will never be the way they were before.] They could be. (24:04)

Sam—

What if this whole thing was over tonight? Man, I’d sleep for a month. Go back to school, just be a person again. (23:42)

Dean, we are a family. I’d do anything for you. But things will never be the way they were before. [Dean: They could be.] I don’t want them to be. I’m not gonna live this life forever. Dean, when this is all over, you’re gonna have to let me go my own way. (25:02)

Misc—

[Sam: Go to hell.] Meg: Baby, I’m already there. (30:22)

17. HELL HOUSE

Dean—

People believe in Santa Clause. How come I’m not getting hooked up every Christmas? [Sam: ‘Cause you’re a bad person.] (27:01)

Sam—

Man, we’re not kids anymore, Dean. We’re not gonna start that crap up again. [Dean: Start what up?] That prank stuff. It’s stupid, and it always escalates. (04:24)

Kind of makes you wonder—of all the things we hunted, how many existed just ‘cause people believed in them? (37:17)

18. SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES

Dean—

[Sam: What makes you so sure?] Well, because I’m the oldest, which means I’m always right. [No it doesn’t.] It totally does. (03:38)

Listen to me. I can promise you that this is not your fault, okay? [Michael: It’s my job to look after him.] (20:53)

I know how you feel, I’m a big brother, too. But you got to go easy on your mom right now, okay? (21:24)

Dad did not send me here to walk away. [Sam: Send you here? He didn’t send you here, he sent us here.] This isn’t about you, Sam, alright? I’m the one that screwed up. It’s my fault. There’s no telling how many kids have gotten hurt because of me. (25:35)

Dad never spoke about it again. I didn’t ask. But he, uh... he looked at me different, you know, which was worse. Not that I blame him. He gave me an order, and I didn’t listen, and I almost got you killed. [Sam: You were just a kid.] Don’t—don’t. Dad knew this was unfinished business for me. He sent me here to finish it. (29:26)

Are you sure you want to do this? You don’t have to. It’s okay, I won’t be mad. (33:57)

[Sam: Sometimes I wish that...] What? [I wish I could have that kind of innocence.] If it means anything, sometimes I wish you could, too. (40:05)

Sam—

Dean, I’m sorry. [Dean: For what?] You know. I’ve really given you a lot of crap for always following Dad’s orders, but I know why you do it. (34:39)

Sometimes I wish that... [Dean: What?] I wish I could have that kind of innocence. [If it means anything, sometimes I wish you could, too.] (40:05)

19. PROVENANCE

Dean—

I’m sure that this is about Jessica, right? Now, I don’t know what it’s like to lose somebody like that, but... I would think that she would want you to be happy. God forbid have fun once in a while. (20:47)

Sam—

I had a girlfriend. And she died. And my mom died, too. I don’t know, it’s like... it’s like I’m cursed or something. Like death just follows me around. Look, I’m not scared of much, but if I let myself have feelings for anybody— [Sarah: You’re scared they get hurt, too.] (30:39)

Misc—

Sarah: I know, losing somebody you love—it’s terrible. You shut yourself off. Believe me, I know. But when you shut out pain, you shut out everything else, too. (31:27)

20. DEAD MAN’S BLOOD

Dean—

He does what he does for a reason. [Sam: What reason?] Our job. There’s no time to argue. There’s no margin for error, alright? It’s just the way the old man runs things. [Yeah, well, maybe that worked when we were kids, but not anymore, alright? Not after everything you and I have been through, Dean. I mean, are you telling me you’re cool with just falling into line and letting him run the whole show?] If that’s what it takes. (14:51)

Sam—

I’m happy he’s okay, alright? I’m happy that we’re all working together. [Dean: Good.] It’s just the way he treats us like children. [Oh, God.] He barks orders at us, Dean. He expects us to follow him without question. He keeps us on some crap need-to-know deal. [He does what he does for a reason.] What reason? [Our job. There’s no time to argue. There’s no margin for error, alright? It’s just the way the old man runs things.] Yeah, well, maybe that worked when we were kids, but not anymore, alright? Not after everything you and I have been through, Dean. I mean, are you telling me you’re cool with just falling into line and letting him run the whole show? (14:51)

[John: You left. Your brother and me, we needed you. You walked away, Sam. You walked away!] You’re the one who said “Don’t come back,” Dad. You’re the one who closed that door, not me! You were just pissed off that you couldn’t control me anymore! (19:27)

[John: Sammy, it never occurred to me what you wanted. I just couldn’t accept the fact that you and me, we’re just different.] We’re not different. Not anymore. With what happened to Mom and Jess, we probably have a lot more in common than just about anyone. (29:20)

Misc—

John: This is never the life that I wanted for you. [Sam: Then why’d you get so mad when I left?] You got to understand something. After your mother passed, all I saw was evil, everywhere. And all I cared about was keeping you boys alive. I wanted you prepared, ready. So somewhere along the line, I stopped being your father. I became your drill sergeant. So when you said that you wanted to go away to school, all I could think about, my only thought was that you were gonna be alone, vulnerable. (28:21)

21. SALVATION

Dean—

For the last time, what happened to them is not your fault. [Sam: Yeah, you’re right, it’s not my fault, but it’s my problem!] No, it’s not your problem, it’s our problem! (05:42)

You’re just willing to sacrifice yourself, is that it? [Sam: Yeah. Yeah, you’re damn right I am.] Yeah, well, that’s not gonna happen—not as long as I’m around. [What the hell are you talking about, Dean? We’ve been searching for this demon our whole lives. It’s the only thing we’ve ever cared abut.] Sam, I want to waste it, I do, okay? But it’s not worth dying over. [What?] I mean it. If hunting this demon means you getting yourself killed, then I hope we never find the damn thing. [That thing killed Jess. That thing killed Mom,] You said yourself once that no matter what we do, they’re gone. And they’re never coming back. [Don’t you say that! Don’t you—not after all this, don’t you say that.] Sam, look. The three of us, that’s all we have. And it’s all I have. Sometimes I feel like I’m barely holding it together, man. Without you or Dad.... (37:51)

Sam—

So Mom’s death, Jessica—it’s all because of me? [Dean: We don’t know that, Sam.] Oh really? ‘Cause I’d say we’re pretty damn sure, Dean! [For the last time, what happened to them is not your fault.] Yeah, you’re right, it’s not my fault, but it’s my problem! (05:34)

Misc—

John: I want to stop losing people we love. I want you to go to school. I want Dean to have a home. I want Mary alive. I just want this to be over. (21:10)

22. DEVIL’S TRAP

Dean—

You know that guy I shot? There was a person in there. [Sam: You didn’t have a choice, Dean.] I know. That’s not what bothers me. [Then what does?] Killing that guy, killing Meg... I didn’t hesitate. I didn’t even flinch. For you or Dad, the things I’m willing to do or kill, it’s just... it scares me sometimes. [Azazel!John: It shouldn’t. You did good.] You’re not mad? [For what?] Using a bullet. [Mad? I’m proud of you. You know, Sam and I, we can get pretty obsessed. But you, you watch out for this family. You always have.] (29:41)

Listen, you mind just getting this over with, huh? ‘Cause I really can’t stand the monologuing. [Azazel: Funny, but that’s all part of your M.O., isn’t it? Mask all that nasty pain, mask the truth.] Oh yeah? What’s that? [You know, you fight and you fight for this family, but the truth is, they don’t need you. Not like you need them. Sam—he’s clearly John’s favorite. Even when they fight, it’s more concern than he’s ever shown you.] (36:52)

Sam—

[Dean: Well, you and Dad are a lot more alike than I thought, you know that? You both can’t wait to sacrifice yourself for this thing. But you know what? I’m gonna be the one to bury you. You’re selfish, you know that? You don’t care about anything but revenge.] (19:24)

Misc—

Azazel: He’s gonna tear you apart. He’s gonna taste the iron in your blood. [Dean: Let him go, or I swear to God—] What? What are you and God gonna do? (35:09)

#finally posting this 😜#tagging the ppl who said they'd be interested!!#lukeskysaunter #ijaazat #let me know if you want to be removed from/added to the tag list for future posts like this :)#spn #supernatural #ej.pdf #dean winchester #sam winchester #spn season 1 #spn season one #spn quotes

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angelhummel · 3 years

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once again i spent hours of my life answering >5000 questions in order to sort almost all of the glee songs ever (there’s 683 songs in the sorter when there’s over 700 on the show) anyway if you wanna see my rankings for those then check it out <3 [also here’s the sorter!]

1 Being Alive 2 Rose's Turn 3 Baby, It's Cold Outside 4 Le Jazz Hot 5 Maybe This Time 6 And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going 7 Come What May 8 To Sir, With Love 9 As If We Never Said Goodbye 10 Valerie 11 Somewhere Only We Know 12 Cough Syrup 13 Teenage Dream 14 Not The Boy Next Door 15 It's Too Late 16 It's My Life / Confessions Part II 17 Start Me Up / Livin' On A Prayer 18 When I Get You Alone 19 The Happening 20 The Boy Is Mine 21 Home 22 Don't You Want Me 23 How Will I Know 24 Bad Romance 25 Not While I'm Around 26 Scream 27 Shake It Out 28 On My Own 29 Hate On Me 30 Bills, Bills, Bills 31 4 Minutes 32 True Colors 33 There Are Worse Things I Could Do 34 Go Your Own Way 35 Jessie's Girl 36 Proud Mary 37 Tongue Tied 38 Last Christmas 39 Somebody Loves You 40 Back To Black 41 Sweet Transvestite 42 For Good 43 At The Ballet 44 Gloria 45 Blame It (On The Alcohol) 46 Like A Prayer 47 So Emotional 48 Misery 49 Nasty / Rhythm Nation 50 Toxic 51 Don't Speak 52 Born This Way 53 Dog Days Are Over 54 Defying Gravity 55 Last Name 56 Womanizer 57 I Will Always Love You 58 Broadway Baby 59 The Lady Is A Tramp 60 I'm A Slave 4 U 61 Centerfold / Hot In Herre 62 Thriller / Heads Will Roll 63 Bust Your Windows 64 Candyman 65 Brave 66 Boys / Boyfriend 67 The Scientist 68 The Scientist (Acapella) 69 Dream On 70 Hey Jude 71 I Lived 72 I'm Still Here 73 I Believe In A Thing Called Love 74 Me Against The Music 75 Like A Virgin 76 My Man 77 Everybody Wants To Rule The World 78 I Have Nothing 79 Blackbird 80 Got To Get You Into My Life 81 Animal 82 3 83 I Follow Rivers 84 Just The Way You Are 85 Constant Craving 86 Don't Stop Me Now 87 Hung Up 88 Let's Have A Kiki 89 Love Shack 90 Marry The Night 91 Hit Me With Your Best Shot / One Way Or Another 92 It's Not Right, But It's Okay 93 I Want To Hold Your Hand 94 All You Need Is Love 95 Getting Married Today 96 Don't Rain On My Parade 97 Don't Stop Believin' (Regionals) 98 We've Got Tonite 99 Smooth Criminal 100 Uptown Girl 101 Sway 102 If I Die Young 103 No One Is Alone 104 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee 105 No Scrubs 106 Mamma Mia 107 Papa Don't Preach 108 Teenage Dream (Acoustic Version) 109 Santa Baby 110 We Found Love 111 Roar 112 She's Not There 113 Spotlight 114 The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile 115 Some Nights 116 Rumour Has It / Someone Like You 117 You Make Me Feel So Young 118 You Keep Me Hangin' On 119 I'll Stand By You (Amber) 120 Hand In My Pocket / I Feel The Earth Move 121 Crazy / U Drive Me Crazy 122 Funny Girl 123 Cold Hearted 124 Keep Holding On 125 Bye Bye Bye / I Want It That Way 126 I Know Where I've Been 127 I Kissed A Girl (Season Six) 128 Hopelessly Devoted To You 129 Homeward Bound / Home 130 Into The Groove 131 Hold On 132 Tell Him 133 Nutbush City Limits 134 Because You Loved Me 135 Perfect 136 Cherish / Cherish 137 Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) 138 Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead 139 You Are The Sunshine Of My Life 140 Tik Tok 141 The Safety Dance 142 Oops!... I Did It Again 143 Run Joey Run 144 Time Warp 145 Something's Coming 146 Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go 147 The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face 148 Vogue 149 Downtown 150 Diva 151 Dancing With Myself 152 Rockstar 153 Wrecking Ball 154 We Are Young 155 I Saw Her Standing There 156 Jumpin', Jumpin' 157 Just Can't Get Enough 158 Take Me To Church 159 Wannabe 160 It's All Over 161 Take Me Home Tonight 162 If I Were A Boy 163 Landslide 164 Pompeii 165 The Bitch Is Back / Dress You Up 166 Christmas Wrapping 167 Buenos Aires 168 Call Me Maybe 169 You Can't Stop The Beat 170 Seasons Of Love 171 Safety Dance 172 Dream A Little Dream 173 Alfie 174 I Want To Break Free 175 Baby One More Time 176 A House Is Not A Home 177 Daydream Believer 178 I Don't Know How To Love Him 179 Hungry Like The Wolf / Rio 180 Suddenly Seymour 181 People 182 Silly Love Songs 183 Love Song 184 Shout It Out Loud 185 Some People 186 One Of Us 187 Sing! 188 Up Up Up 189 Torn 190 Popular 191 This Is The New Year 192 Paradise By The Dashboard Light 193 Let It Snow 194 Let It Be 195 Never Can Say Goodbye 196 Touch A Touch A Touch A Touch Me 197 La Isla Bonita 198 Tightrope 199 My Love Is Your Love 200 Love Is A Battlefield 201 Losing My Religion 202 Total Eclipse Of The Heart 203 This Time 204 I Dreamed A Dream 205 Leaving On A Jet Plane 206 Locked Out Of Heaven 207 Chandelier 208 Girl On Fire 209 Telephone 210 Don't Cry For Me Argentina 211 Human Nature 212 Halo / Walking On Sunshine 213 Anything Goes / Anything You Can Do 214 Make You Feel My Love 215 Stronger 216 Nowadays / Hot Honey Rag 216 Pumpin' Blood 218 Papa Can You Hear Me? 219 Summer Nights 220 Sweet Caroline 221 Superstition 222 We Will Rock You 223 Alone 224 Hello, I Love You 225 Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now) 226 A Hard Day's Night 227 Mine 228 My Prerogative 229 Beauty School Drop Out 230 My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It) 231 Extraordinary Merry Christmas 232 Every Breath You Take 233 Express Yourself 234 Everybody Talks 235 Everytime 236 Marry You 237 Moves Like Jagger / Jumpin' Jack Flash 238 My Favorite Things 239 Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 240 River Deep, Mountain High 241 My Life Would Suck Without You 242 Be Okay 243 Applause 244 Cool 245 All I Want For Christmas Is You 246 American Boy 247 Cell Block Tango 248 Breakaway 249 Don't Dream It's Over 250 Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself) 251 Whatever Happened To Saturday Night? 252 Without You 253 Science Fiction Double Feature 254 Loser Like Me 255 I Kissed A Girl 256 I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You 257 I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) / You Make My Dreams 258 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 5) 259 Empire State Of Mind 260 Old Time Rock & Roll / Danger Zone 261 Take My Breath Away 262 You Get What You Give 263 Take On Me 264 Beautiful 265 It's Time 266 ABC 267 Afternoon Delight 268 Don't Stand So Close To Me / Young Girl 269 Don't Stop Believin' (Season 1) 270 Colorblind 271 Cool Kids 272 Dancing Queen 273 Songbird 274 Somebody That I Used To Know 275 Singing In The Rain / Umbrella 276 I Feel Pretty / Unpretty 277 Borderline / Open Your Heart 278 In My Life 279 I'm Still Standing 280 Blow Me (One Last Kiss) 281 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? 282 Do They Know It's Christmas? 283 Mustang Sally 284 Pinball Wizard 285 Anything Could Happen 286 America 287 Any Way You Want It 288 Higher Ground 289 Flashdance... What A Feeling 290 My Life 291 Let It Go 292 If I Can't Have You 293 L-O-V-E 294 Closer 295 Addicted To Love 296 Heroes 297 A Boy Like That 298 Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend / Material Girl 299 Holding Out For A Hero 300 Dinosaur 301 Disco Inferno 302 Party All The Time 303 Raise Your Glass 304 Push It 305 Lean On Me 306 Pure Imagination 307 Lovefool 308 Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' 309 Americano / Dance Again 310 All Of Me 311 At Last 312 Promises, Promises 313 Hair / Crazy In Love 314 Happy Xmas (War Is Over) 315 Chasing Pavements 316 Don't You (Forget About Me) 317 Love Child 318 School's Out 319 Poker Face 320 Boogie Shoes 321 Bootylicious 322 I Love New York / New York, New York 323 One Less Bell To Answer 324 Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours 325 Rehab 326 I Don't Want To Know 327 Shout 328 I'm The Greatest Star 329 I Love It 330 Never Say Never 331 Juke Box Hero 332 One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer 333 Glad You Came 334 For Once In My Life 335 Here Comes The Sun 336 Baby It's You 337 Drive My Car 338 Last Friday Night 339 Roots Before Branches 340 The Only Exception 341 Survivor / I Will Survive 342 All Or Nothing 343 Time After Time 344 You're The One That I Want 345 Yeah! 346 Starships 347 You've Got To Hide Your Love Away 348 Story Of My Life 349 Something 350 We Need A Little Christmas 351 Gold Digger 352 Beth 353 Fighter 354 Forget You 355 How To Be A Heartbreaker 356 Get Back 357 Love You Like A Love Song 358 There's A Light (Over At The Frankenstein Place) 359 We Got The Beat 360 Make 'Em Laugh 361 Sing 362 U Can't Touch This 363 Try A Little Tenderness 364 Pony 365 On Our Way 366 Lucky Star 367 Loser 368 Over The Rainbow 369 Outcast 370 Stop! In The Name Of Love / Free Your Mind 371 What Makes You Beautiful 372 Will You Love Me Tomorrow / Head Over Feet 373 Wide Awake 374 Wishin' And Hoping 375 Yesterday 376 Out Here On My Own 377 You're All The World To Me 378 Somethin' Stupid 379 Someday We'll Be Together 380 River 381 The Longest Time 382 Somebody To Love 383 The Edge Of Glory 384 The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year 385 Lucky 386 Memory 387 Mary's Boy Child 388 Longest Time 389 My Dark Side 390 Taking Chances 391 The First Noël 392 Smile 393 Celebrity Skin 394 All That Jazz 395 A Thousand Years 396 Big Girls Don't Cry 397 Ain't No Way 398 Don't Sleep In The Subway 399 Doo Wop (That Thing) 400 Don't Stop 401 Uptight (Everything's Alright) 402 New York State Of Mind 403 Turning Tables 404 Vacation 405 Fire 406 Hold It Against Me 407 I've Gotta Be Me 408 Endless Love 409 Run The World (Girls) 410 Saving All My Love For You 411 Give Up The Funk 412 I Am Changing 413 I Melt With You 414 I Could Have Danced All Night 415 Fat Bottomed Girls 416 Hot For Teacher 417 Never Going Back Again 418 Imagine 419 Jolene 420 Arthur's Theme 421 Damn It, Janet 422 Control 423 Barracuda 424 Copacabana 425 Barely Breathing 426 I Look To You 427 Come Sail Away 428 Jump 429 Clarity 430 Friday I'm In Love 431 Jar Of Hearts 432 It's Not Unusual 433 Footloose 434 Here Comes Santa Claus 435 Happy Days Are Here Again / Get Happy 436 Help! 437 Greased Lightning 438 Hell To The No 439 All Out Of Love 440 (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman 441 Candles 442 All By Myself 443 Hello Goodbye 444 It's A Man's Man's Man's World 445 I Say A Little Prayer 446 It Must Have Been Love 447 Just Give Me A Reason 448 Come See About Me 449 Born To Hand Jive 450 I Want To Know What Love Is 451 I Wish 452 I'll Remember 453 Get It Right 454 (I've Had) The Time Of My Life 455 I'll Stand By You (Cory) 456 Forever Young 457 A Change Would Do You Good 458 Smile (Charlie Chaplin song) 459 Best Day Of My Life 460 An Innocent Man 461 Dreams 462 All About That Bass 463 Home (originally by Michael Bublé) 464 Black Or White 465 Baby 466 Bad 467 Problem 468 Oh Chanukah 469 What Kind Of Fool 470 Wings 471 You're My Best Friend 472 You're All I Need To Get By 473 White Christmas 474 Whenever I Call You Friend 475 Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' 476 What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger) 477 Wedding Bell Blues 478 More Than A Feeling 479 More Than A Woman 480 Our Day Will Come 481 P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) 482 Here's To Us 483 Honesty 484 Hall Of Fame 485 It's All Coming Back To Me Now 486 Teach Your Children 487 Night Fever 488 What The World Needs Now 489 Listen 490 Let Me Love You 491 Live While We're Young 492 Light Up The World 493 Trouty Mouth 494 Werewolves Of London 495 Kiss 496 Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 497 Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) 498 Mickey 499 Mean 500 Mercy 501 Merry Christmas Darling 502 Let's Wait Awhile 503 Man In The Mirror 504 Rather Be 505 Rise 506 Good Vibrations 507 Faithfully 508 Firework 509 How Deep Is Your Love 510 Fix You 511 Fire And Rain 512 Give Your Heart A Break 513 Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree 514 Little Girls 515 Cry 516 Bust A Move 517 Bridge Over Troubled Water 518 Bring Him Home 519 Cheek To Cheek 520 Break Free 521 As Long As You're There 522 Big Ass Heart 523 Bitch 524 Bamboleo / Hero 525 Away In A Manger 526 Deck The Rooftop 527 Christmas Eve With You 528 Angels We Have Heard On High 529 Creep 530 Crush 531 Make No Mistake, She's Mine 532 Lose My Breath 533 Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise) 534 What I Did For Love 535 Wake Me Up 536 Thousand Miles 537 Take A Bow 538 Still Got Tonight 539 The Music Of The Night 540 Stereo Hearts 541 The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late) 542 Take Me Or Leave Me 543 I'm The Only One 544 Isn't She Lovely 545 I Just Can't Stop Loving You 546 I'll Never Fall In Love Again 547 Unchained Melody 548 You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch 549 You Have More Friends Than You Know 550 You Should Be Dancing 551 I'm His Child 552 You Learn / You've Got A Friend 553 Somewhere 554 So Far Away 555 Uptown Funk 556 The Winner Takes It All 557 They Long To Be Close To You 558 Tonight 559 Being Good Isn't Good Enough 560 You May Be Right 561 To Love You More 562 Don't Wanna Lose You 563 Do You Hear What I Hear? 564 Ice Ice Baby 565 Don't Go Breaking My Heart 566 Don't Make Me Over 567 I Won't Give Up 568 I'll Be Home For Christmas 569 I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For 570 I Still Believe / Super Bass 571 I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me) 572 I Want You Back 573 Father Figure 574 Everybody Hurts 574 Gangnam Style 576 We Are The Champions 577 Stayin' Alive 578 Superman 579 The Rose 580 Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel) 581 Fly / I Believe I Can Fly 582 Gives You Hell 583 I Love L.A. 584 Mr. Roboto / Counting Stars 585 O Holy Night 586 Only The Good Die Young 587 One 588 Silent Night 589 Piano Man 590 Sexy And I Know It 591 Sgt. Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club Band 592 Pretending 593 Physical 594 Danny's Song 595 Stand 596 The Final Countdown 597 You Can't Always Get What You Want 598 You Are Woman, I Am Man 599 You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' 600 Your Song 601 Say 602 No Air 603 Need You Now 604 No Surrender 605 Piece Of My Heart 606 Thong Song 607 Blurred Lines 608 Another One Bites The Dust 609 I Was Here 610 Bella Notte 611 I Know What Boys Like 612 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 613 Glory Days 614 Friday 615 More Than Words 616 Waiting For A Girl Like You 617 Welcome Christmas 618 You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) 619 You Give Love A Bad Name 620 We Built This City 621 Whistle 622 Who Are You Now? 623 You And I / You And I 624 Take Care Of Yourself 625 Tell Me Something Good 626 The Rain In Spain 627 Can't Fight This Feeling 628 Jingle Bell Rock 629 In Your Eyes 630 Hello 631 Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) 632 I Only Have Eyes For You 633 Jingle Bells 634 Joy To The World 635 I Wanna Sex You Up 636 Fight For Your Right (To Party) 637 Feliz Navidad 638 I'm So Excited 639 Uninvited 640 The Living Years 641 The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) 642 O Christmas Tree 643 One Love (People Get Ready) 644 Ohio 645 Only Child 646 Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love 647 My Sharona 648 Dance The Night Away 649 Poison 650 My Cup 651 Not The End 652 What It Feels Like For A Girl 653 Listen To Your Heart 654 Little Drummer Boy 655 One Hand, One Heart 656 Bein' Green 657 Big Spender 658 Billionaire 659 Ben 660 Gimme More 661 Burning Up 662 Hey Ya! 663 Hey, Soul Sister 664 Baby Got Back 665 Blue Christmas 666 Bohemian Rhapsody 667 Far From Over 668 The Trolley Song 669 Starlight Express 670 Whip It 671 You're The Top 672 Red Solo Cup 673 Next To Me 674 Rolling In The Deep 675 Rainbow Connection 676 La Cucaracha 677 (You're) Having My Baby 678 A Little Less Conversation 679 Happy 680 Highway To Hell 681 Same Love 682 Rock Lobster 683 Girls Just Want To Have Fun

#glee #glee song ranking #ranking #my thoughts #mine #umm so funny story #well first of all some of the mash ups werent even together #like anyway you want it and lovin touchin squeezin #they were listed as their own songs #i thought they'd end up being closer but they arent and thats hilarious #also there's the scientist and then the scientist acoustic?? idk what that is #but they're close together #umm home by michael bubbles #it did not tell me what the song was #it literally said (michael buble version) or something #and i did not think to look it up until after my results #sooo... if i knew it was a rory song it would not be that high lmao #anyway as you can see it is a bit of a mess #but my top ten is really solid again<3 #oh also there was only one 'just the way you are'#so i chose to pretend it was the s5 version which is why its higher #than if i were pretending it were the s2 version

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hitsuackerman · 4 years

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What in the World? (Akaashi Keiji x Reader) pt.12

a/n: it begins >:)

Akaashi’s lineup: @alluring-akaashi @oikawalmart-hq @extrasugafree @bbykiyoomi @apricotjihyo @awings @simpformiya @sayakaaaaaa @colorseeingchick @demursv1ogs @chrisrue15 @beanst0ck @something-that-idk (i have no idea why i can’t tag some of you :( huhu )

links: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10, part 11, part 13

Time flew by so fast in this dimension. Now that you were well adjusted and loving the new life here, it had not dawned on you that 7 months had already passed. Things were moving smoothly and pleasantly.

“Here you go.” Akaashi handed you a snack bar. The two of you (well maybe three if Bokuto is included) were practically inseparable. The team had finally managed to pin the both of you down and confirm that you two were indeed dating. “Did you sleep well?”

Walking to school was still a thing both of you did. Except this time, fingers were intertwined and barely any distance between the both of you. The only time you two let go was when the school gates were near. Still, walking down the hallways, Akaashi made sure to always brush his fingers with yours.

“I did!” You pulled him in to kiss his cheek. The small smile he gave you still made your stomach butterflies flutter. “I did have a weird dream last night. You and Bokuto-san switched personalities. Seeing you do his ‘HEY HEY HEY’ was just so wrong on all levels.”

“Is there a quirk that can do that?”

At this point in time, you barely relied on your quirk. The feeling of accomplishing things without it’s aid was much more satisfying. Of course, Akaashi still reaped its healing benefits and took note of how his stamina had improved.

“High chances. If we can have a washing machine as a pro-hero, then there’s bound to be a quirk swapping quirk.”

“A washing machine?” He brushed his thumb on the corner of your lip to wipe off a crumb. “Even now, your world still surprises me.”

“It’s great if you hear it.” Leaning on his shoulder, you tightened your hold on his hand. “Living in it is a completely different story. It’s been, what, 7 months since I arrived here and I am more than content with not having to rely on my quirk.”

“What about your combat skills? Shouldn’t you still be sharpening them?”

“I wish I could.” That was true, though. “I’m pretty much useless at 30%. Even if I wanted to lift boulders or shit, I have to maintain at least 40%. The difference is small but the output is huge. I don’t get my quirk’s logic.”

“Well, it’s still early.” The gates were now in sight but he refused to let go of your hand. “I’m pretty sure you can work on your quirk. The others won’t arrive within 30 minutes.”

“It’s been 5 months and you’re still curious to see how I fight?” You giggled.

“Yes.” He nodded. “If my girlfriend trained to be a hero, I’d love to see how you move.”

“Well, you made that sound sexy~” You nudged his elbow. “Think we can have a little action before we head to the gym?”

“It’s 6:30am, (y/n). It’s too early for that.” He teased. Yet his steps were a little faster than before. “But, I guess I can’t oppose the idea.”

The next thing you knew, your back hit the wall as Akaashi hungrily kissed you. With your legs wrapped around his waist, your fingers found themselves coming through his hair. Pinning you even more, Akaashi’s hand undid your ribbon and unbuttoned the first two. Letting go of your lips, he trailed kisses from your cheek down to the crook of your neck.

As he was softly sucking on your skin, you loosened his tie and undid the two buttons as well. Tugging his hair, you were face to face with him again. Lust filled eyes staring back into yours. Leaning in, you gently kissed his lips before returning the favor. Activating your quirk, Akaashi felt his feet leave the ground. Knowing what you were about to do, he could feel you turning the both of you around.

Skillfully placing the both of you on the floor, Akaashi leaned on the wall as his hands began to roam higher and higher up your skirt. Having you straddle him this early in the morning was rather pleasant in all aspects. Tilting his head a bit, he gave you much easier access and felt you sucking on his skin a little harsher this time.

“Make sure it’s hidden under the collar.” He managed to whisper. Hickeys were a common thing to have both your bodies. He smirked at how your only response was a nod.

Caressing your cheek, he admired the way your face glowed even more. Pulling you in softly for another kiss, he felt his stomach fluttering when you smiled.

“We should probably head to the lockers now.”

“Fine.”

“We can continue this in my room later.” He whispered before kissing you deeply.

“Counting the hours~”

Moments later, you were now pumping air into some volleyballs. Morning practice for today would only take an hour so there was plenty of time to freshen up before the homeroom. Now that the gym was packed with your boys, you rolled out the volleyball cart and positioned it beside the net.

Everyone was now used to having you as a ball girl. In fact, some of them even tried to challenge you by purposely hitting the ball too hard or too low. With your hero training, it was nothing but a walk in the park. You did notice, however, that your body began to sweat a bit more. The after effects of not using your quirk for a long time was showing.

Nothing bad happens, though. Just panting and sweating.

“Aghkaashe!” Bokuto yelled. “Can you and (y/n)-chan help with my math later?”

“I don’t mind. What about you, (y/n)?”

“Sure thing~” You approached your two favorite boys. “Bokuto-senpai, how well did you do on your previous quiz?”

The captain’s golden eyes sparkled.

“HAHAHA! Thanks to you both, I managed to get a 32/50! Whatdya think?!” He punched the air and grinned widely. When the both of you applauded he began to jump up and down while shouting his trademark.

“Calm down, Bokuto-san.” Akaashi tried to stop him from jumping up and down. His friend obeyed and gave a cheeky thumbs up.

“God, I love you both so much~” You giggled at their exchange.

“But you love Ahkaashi more, don’t you (y/n)-chan?” Bokuto added as he shouldered Akaashi. This time, his deadpan face was holding a soft smile.

“Of course!”

When Konoha’s alarm sounded, each of you began to clean up and prepare for the rest of the day. With how often you did it, it had now become second nature to you. Yukie and Kaori even admitted that you adapted much faster than they had anticipated. Once all of you were now freshened up, the gym was locked once more and each player looked forward for the after school practice.

“Exams are approaching.” Akaashi said as he let you step into the classroom first. “Have you prepared your notes?”

“I did. But, you do remember that the subjects you have here are way too easy for me, right?” Placing your bag on your desk, you took a seat and faced Akaashi. “Shall we study in your room or mine?”

“we can take turns.” Now that he was seated, he fished out one of his notebooks and placed it on his desk. Not that it was needed, it merely became one of his habits. Watching as you dragged your chair closer to him, he offered you a pen and flipped the notebook open.

“So, what do you want me to draw?” This had become one of your recent traditions. Before the start of homeroom, Akaashi noticed how you liked to doodle on his notebooks. Deciding that a special one was needed, he took the liberty of buying a blank journal for you to fill with whatever it is you saw fit.

“Hmm, I recall you saying that you designed your own hero costume.” He saw how your eyes lit up. “May i see what it looked like?”

Starting the sketch, you began to draw a figure and dressed it with your costume.

“So, my costume isn’t flashy unlike the others.” You explained. “A quirk like mine doesn’t really need a lot of support items so I went with mobility and comfort. I decided that simplicity was key. Just the normal jacket, shirt, pants, and boots. The only support item I had were my gloves.”

Sketching your gloves, Akaashi couldn’t help but adore just how focused you were. Tucking in a loose strand of hair, he felt the butterflies in his stomach churning once again as the corners of your mouth formed a smile and your cheeks turning a faint hue of pink.

“What do your gloves do?” They looked like standard fingerless gloves.

“The material was specifically designed to aid in manipulating my quirk. It concentrates the energy I release and wraps around my hand. Sorta like a human torch~” It was a bit difficult to explain how it worked knowing you didn’t listen to the man who gave you the item. As long as it aided you, it was fine.

“What were Todoroki-kun’s support items?”

“Shoto’s support items were mostly temperature regulators. Wristbands and a big one he wears like a backpack to help even him out.” You drew his support items rather well.

“Can you try to sketch Todorki-kun’s face?” Letting you draw your friends was something he wasn’t so comfortable with. Not for that reason of course. He merely assumed that it would be a sensitive topic knowing the circumstances of how you arrived in his world. When you giggled, he tilted his head.

“About time you asked~” Beginning to draw your childhood friend, you continued. “I honestly wouldn’t mind drawing my friends for you, ya know? There’s no way I can introduce you to them so sketching them would be the best alternative.”

“I’m sorry.” He held on to your free hand. “I just didn’t want to make you uncomfy.”

“You never make me uncomfy. Keiji~”

It was a quick sketch of half and half but a good one. He squinted his eye when he took note of the scar. He had heard of Tokoyami and Mina, but this one merely showed a boy about his age with a nasty burn on his face.

“Shoto’s got one helluva back story.” Your thumb began to brush Akaashi’s knuckles. “That scar was given to him by his mum when he was around 5 or 6 years old. It’s sad but he grew to accept it and is now healing.”

“You were engaged before, right?”

“For a while, yeah.” You handed him back the pen and closed the sketchpad. The bell had now rung and right on time, the teacher entered the room. Just as she was relaying a message, you were rummaging in your bag for a notebook.

“Please introduce yourselves~” The teacher said.

“Bakugo Katsuki”

“Midoriya Izuku.”

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a/n: sooo... what yall gonna do now? :’)

#akaashi x reader #akaashi keiji x reader #akaashi haikyuu #akaashi keiji #haikyuu #hq #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x bnha

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poweranon · 4 years

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The girl tapped her fingers against her thighs, the mindless thrumming doing nothing to calm her anxious thoughts. Flicking her right wrist, she glanced at the timer embedded there. It had about a minute left before she would meet her so-called “soulmate”... or whatever. Her feet propelled her towards an abandoned dormhouse, the timer still ticking- was it going faster? Surely not. 45 seconds left. She walked to the middle of the room, her footsteps keeping in time with the quiet noise of the clock ticking down.

35…

34…

33…

32…

31…

Hearing some noise, she glanced up and around the room. It was slightly separate from the rest of the classrooms in the building, so it felt a little creepy. The girl shook it off and looked down at her timer. She was about to meet her soulmate, surely she wasn’t gonna get hurt... right?

25…

24...

23…

22…

More noise. Maybe she wasn’t in the right place. Surely she wasn’t going to meet the person she was gonna spend the rest of her life with in a musty old room that hasn’t seen human life in years, if you were to go by the amount of dust layering the room. Maybe something was wrong. It felt wrong to leave, however.

15…

14…

13…

12…

11…

10 more seconds.

More rustling. Thumping. Shitshitshitshitshi-

5…

4…

shitshiTSHITSHITSHITS-

3…

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUU

2…

WAIT

1…

WHA-

The ticker clattered to the ground just as the ceiling fell out, and a man fell out in a mess of limbs, jerking to a stop mid-air by a thick wire that was twisted around one of his ankles. He fell right in front of her, slowly twisting in midair. After a few second of shocked silence, he twisted enough to be face to face, his amber eyes wide with surprise and perhaps a bit of embarrassment.

“Uh… hey.”

This is a reupload, a bit more editing

#Ticci Toby #X reader #Toby x reader #Ticci Toby x reader #Soulmate AU #Creepypasta

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bonsaiiiiiii · 4 years

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100 Weird AU's? Yes.

So, I had these AU prompts on my phone for quite a while, and I was actually thinking about using them. And what better way to do it than using them with the Tracy's?

Reading and reading these prompts again (and under the gentle guidance of @willow-salix ) I thought that these prompts doesn't exactly match the brothers' everyday situation, but what if we push it past its limit? Yes, biting more that you can chew can be a little difficult, but I don't think it will be impossible. And that's where this challenge is born!

Get the Tracy's out of International Rescue's bubble and let them live an everyday situation as normal people! They can also be medieval nobles or even futuristic robots, the choice's up to you! You can choose from soo many things others don't even think about (and not even me, for a while)!

Many thanks to @tag2060 for the cover and @willow-salix for the support (both emotional and 'fic-ical'. I love both of you💚

NOTE: THESE PROMPTS AREN'T ALL MINE. I TOOK THEM FROM A GIRL I'M NOT IN CONTACT WITH ANYMORE, BUT I WAS TOLD I COULD USE THEM. ALL CREDITS FOR THESE AU'S GO TO HER, WHATEVER IS HER NAME (lmao). THE GOLD MARKED ONES (7, 11, 20, 23, 39, 47, 63, 64, 70, 83, 89, 91, 93, 96, 100) ARE ALL MINE, IN SUBSITUTION OF A FEW THAT WERE THERE, SO CREDIT FOR THE GOLDEN MARKED ONES GOES TO ME, BUT NOT EVERY ONE OF THEM.

NOTE²: SOME OF THE PROMPTS CONTAIN STRONG THEMES, LIKE DEPRESSION AND SEXUAL CONTENT. IF YOU'RE SENSIBLE TO THESE THEMES, DON'T DO THEM, NOBODY FORCES YOU IF YOU DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE.

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To participate in this challenge, all you have to do is take one of the AU prompts from the list, one or more (or all) Tracy characters, and post your fic (can be a ficlet, or a series) under the tag #100weirdTracys and #100weirdAUs.

If you don't want to participate, please don't harass/bully me. I made this challenge just for fun, and I don't want for it to feel like something bad. In fact, I don't even regret doing this thing, even if it's strange.

Ah, I almost forgot: this challenge will be over in December, so you have 4 months to choose a prompt and make a fic about it. On December I'll review all the fics, but I'll always be reblogging and reading during these 4 months lol.

If you want to tell me something, hit me up on DM's! I hope you have fun with those prompts and those bois!

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TO RESUME:

• Swearing is allowed.

• You can write as many words as you want!

• Oc's and muses can pop in too!

• Make sure to tag your fic(s) under the '#100weirdTracys' and '#100weirdAUs' tags, so that I can find them easily.

• Always tag or contact me if you need help with anything! I'll be more than glad to help you!

• If you decide to do the mature prompts (19, 90, just to state an example) please refrain from using a too mature language and don't go further than making up. I don't like that kind of language, so it would be peachy to just avoid writing so they make wild sex behind a bush. Any kind of very mature fic or language won't be read by me, I'm sorry. You can still use those prompts, but don't work their bed life too much.

• Any dialect or first language apart from english is more than welcome in this yard! I would love even to read snippets of foreign language in fics, as long as there's a translation near it, but you're not forced to write in another language. If you don't feel comfortable doing it just don't do it, even if I'm telling you. (For the record, I love Irish so much I could listen to a person speaking this language for hours and you won't hear me complaining).

• I will accept this challenge in whatever form it takes, be it a fic, a drawing, a song, etc. I’m open to anything and I watch everything that comes before me!

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That said, you can find the prompts down here:⬇️

#1 I saved you from drowning!AU

#2 I broke into your house at two in the morning because I was drunk and I thought it was my house!AU

#3 I am a door-to-door seller please buy something!AU

#4 I grabbed the wrong luggage at the airport!AU

#5 I know we hate each other, but a wedding would be more convenient for both of us!AU

#6 I accidentally poured you a love potion!AU

#7 I sent you 12 messages but you left me on read!AU

#8 I am your secret admirer and I leave you anonymous cards!AU

#9 Sorry, but I was first in line!AU

#10 We don’t know each other but let's pretend to be together because someone is bothering me!AU

#11 We pack up to do a funny trip but we end up in Bolivia without fuel!AU

#12 Locked in quarantine and we're bored! AU

#13 I do everything to find out the identity of this superhero and you try to mislead me because it’s really you!AU

#14 I got into a taxi just to find out it was already occupied!AU

#15 I called the wrong number!AU

#16 I got into the wrong car OMG I'm ashamed, but while you’re there why don’t you give me a ride!AU

#17 I found a wallet and my business is to find the owner and return it!AU

#18 I am a street artist and you complain that I play in front of your house at night!AU

#19 I caught you watching porn!AU

#20 We're two strangers that start chatting while waiting for the bus!AU

#21 Nosy and sloppy roommates!AU

#22 Old childhood friends who come back after years!AU

#23 I got shot to the arm/leg but you're there to save me and OMG ILY!AU

#24 We’re sitting next to each other on a plane and please don’t throw up on me!AU

#25 We accidentally switched phones!AU

#26 We are both contestants in a reality show and let's pretend to be together because the audience will ship us!AU

#27 I am a wedding planner and my ex’s wedding had to happen to me!AU

#28 I learned sign language to communicate with you!AU

#29 Professional model and novice photographer!AU

#30 Sorry I ran you over!AU

#31 We make out and then I find out that you are my roommate’s boyfriend!AU

#32 I’m quoting aloud the last book of a series and I’m spoiling you!AU

#33 It is a universally acknowledged truth that a bachelor with a large fortune must be looking for a wife!AU

#34 I am a Partisan and you are a fascist!AU(Italy during World War II!AU)

#35 I am the blood of the dragon!AU (Iron Throne!AU)

#36 Your dog is hitting on mine!AU

#37 I’m depressed and I decide to call a hotline!AU

#38 You are my soulmate but I am in love with someone else!AU

#39 Strange encounter at tattoo shop!AU

#40 On my mark, unleash hell!AU(Roman Empire!AU)

#41 I am an Elf, don’t look at me for ears I am ashamed of!AU(The Lord of the Rings!AU)

#42 Maybe my life should be more than just survival!AU(The 100!AU)

#43 I am an activist and I am trying to convert you to the cause!AU

#44 We are occupying the school but you are a spoilsport!AU

#45 All our friends are drunk and we're not!AU

#46 We’ve been together for three months and now you’re telling me you’re a werewolf!AU

#47 X has to go into a rocket to the moon and Y has to train X!

#48 Knight in shining armor and damsel in distress!AU

#49 We reluctantly team up against the zombie apocalypse!AU

#50 I’m a vampire and your smell is driving me nuts!AU(Twilight!AU)

#51 Monsters have attacked the Earth and the only way to save humanity is aboard giant robots piloted by two people who must maintain a mental union!AU(Pacific Rim!AU)

#52 My timer stopped as soon as I saw you!AU(Soulmate!AU)

#53 I need a lawyer and you are the best!AU

#54 I’m a Viking and I plundered your ship!AU

#55 I’m a classic dandy from the Regency Age and you’re just a silly girl from the lower middle class!AU

#56 I’m a policeman and you’re an intrusive journalist and I really shouldn’t give you any information about the new murder!AU

#57 You are a wannabe actress and I am a theatrical director who is losing patience and health!AU

#58 Due to a computer error, X and Y become college roommates!AU

#59 X wants to see the world of Y, how he lives and what he usually does, and ends up spending a night in prison!AU

#60 I attend the yoga course just to watch how flexible the instructor is!AU

#61 I am a bounty hunter and you are my prey!AU

#62 I am a secret spy and pretend to be your friend only to get information about your father!AU

#63 I discuss with you about a thing but you have in mind another!AU

#64 We are forced to be best friends just because our moms were best friends too but you're too bossy for me!AU

#65 We broke up but I never changed emergency contacts and now I’m in the hospital and they called you!AU

#66 I am an angel and you are a demon!AU

#67 I hit you on the balls during a game of paintball and oh my god I am so sorry!AU

#68 We live in a dystopian world where your partner is chosen by society!AU(Matched!AU)

#69 I’m a dragon trainer I’ll prove to you that they are peaceful creatures!AU(Dragon Trainer!AU)

#70 Date at japanese restaurant!AU

#71 You’re a cheerleader and I’m a punk and we live in two different worlds!AU

#72 I was a zombie and I was "re-animated" but you treat me like I’m still a monster!AU(In the Flesh!AU)

#73 I am your son’s teacher and I am calling to talk to you about his conduct, would he also come to dinner with me!AU

#74 I am an Achaean warrior and you Trojan and we are fighting the Trojan War!AU

#75 I met my asshole boss at the bar but I found out he’s pretty cool!AU

#76 It was not my intention to touch your ass, it’s just that the bus is crowded, it’s not my fault ok!AU

#77 I went fishing and accidentally fished a mermaid!AU

#78 I just committed a crime and I need to use you as a hostage!AU

#79 You’re the bastard who always parks in front of my door and in spite I’ll scratch your car!AU

#80 I accidentally went back in time and fell in love with you, too bad you’re a barbarian!AU

#81 I urgently need you to fix my computer but please don’t judge me for my chronology!AU

#82 I work on the cruise ship where you are spending your holidays!AU

#83 I'm out in the rainstorm without an umbrella because the weather forecast was sunny!AU

#84 I hugged the wrong person from behind!AU

#85 Celebrity on the run and ordinary citizen confused!AU

#86 Stuck in a ranch cleaning horse poop but it doesn’t matter because that cowboy is a badass!AU

#87 We got married in Vegas, but we’re total strangers!AU

#88 But, officer, I wasn’t doing anything wrong, I was just smoking a joint, want a hit!AU

#89 X is an astronaut and Y is a weird but funny alien that likes to scream, overreact and laugh!AU

#90 I slept with you for a bet but I loved it and I’d like to keep seeing you!AU

#91 I reveal to some friends that you wear boxers/underwear with green aliens on them but you're behind me and oh gosh total shame!AU

#92 Oops I accidentally entered a busy dressing room!AU

#93 You're a stranger but I keep crossing paths with you and I'm kinda confused right now!AU

#94 X is a medium and Y a ghost!AU

#95 X is a guardian angel and Y wants to die!AU

#96 X accidentally enters in a cat and Y has to rescue it from up a tree!AU

#97 X risks losing the house because Y’s company wants to buy the land!AU

#98 I’m an artist and I need a model do you want to pose for me!AU

#99 I’m not really sick but the new doctor is so beautiful that I found out I have a disease with an unpronounceable name!AU

#100 A strange job application!AU

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If you find them more practical, I also have some photos down here with all the prompts organized:⬇️

That said, enjoy! Hope it brings you joy and makes you happy while you do it!💙💚🧡💛❤💜💖🖤

#100weirdTracys #100weirdAUs #Thunderbirds are go #ThunderChallenge #Scott Tracy #Virgil Tracy #John Tracy #Gordon Tracy #Alan Tracy #oc's #muses #fic #drawings #first challenge ever!#enjoy!

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Catch Me If You Can (40/40)

298 days. That’s how long Killian Jones was away from a baseball field. It’s less than a year, only part of a season for him, but it might as well have lasted a decade as he alternated between physical therapy and spending an excessive amount of time sitting on his couch.

But then he came back and won the World Series.

It’s something no one saw coming, and it’s certainly not something anyone who knows about his arm would predict. Now it’s a new season with new possibilities, and anything could happen. On-field reporter Emma Swan will be there to cover it all even if she is not his biggest fan right now.

Asking her out live on-air will do that.

Rating: Mature

a/n: I’ve written a lot of words - it’s actually a ridiculous amount - but some stories worm their way into your heart. This one definitely goes in the top five of that for me. I don’t know if it’s because this was the first story I managed to write after getting some pretty harsh words sent my way or if it was because this story was something I wrote throughout my pregnancy. Did you guys notice how much food was involved? That’s why. Haha. Nevertheless, this is a special one. Thanks for coming along for the ride ⚾️

Thanks to you @resident-of-storybrooke for all of her hard work with me on this one! I’ve kept this epilogue a secret from you as your gift for being a spectacular human being, so I hope you enjoy it ❤️

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“What are you wearing today?” Ruby asks her over the speaker on her phone.

Emma hums in response as she thumbs through the clothes in her closet, passing by sweater after sweater that Killian has organized by color despite her consistently messing up his organizational system for their closet. Miraculously, it always gets fixed, heels going on the shelf and white sweater moving to its section instead of chilling with the red jackets on the other side of the room. She didn’t need a closet this big, not really, but if this is what came attached to the master bedroom in their brownstone, Emma is certainly going to fill it up with clothes and boots and far too many hats.

She’s simply not going to organize them the way that her husband wants her to.

“I’m not sure yet,” Emma tells Ruby while running her hand runs over a black turtleneck sweater that might look good with her plaid skirt and the thigh-high boots that she owns three pairs of now since she wears them so often. It’s not a problem no matter how much Killian says it is as he places them on the shelf. “It’s cold outside, but it’s going to be sunny. Maybe my plaid skirt with the black sweater. What are you wearing?”

“Jeans and a sweater, but it’s not my big day.”

“It’s not my big day either.”

Ruby sighs, and Emma can imagine the exasperated look on her face and the way that Graham is likely sitting on the bed behind her reminding her to be gentle or something similar. He should know better after so many years with Ruby – she’s not gentle when she’s in a teasing mood, and she’s definitely in a teasing mood.

“It is your big day,” Ruby corrects. “Your husband could be retiring from baseball today. That’s a huge fucking deal.”

Emotion lodges itself in Emma’s throat, and if she could swallow it down and get rid of it for the day, she would. Quickly, she turns around to look and make sure Killian isn’t standing in the closet or the bedroom. He’s not, at least that she knows. He could be hiding in that blind spot near the bathroom. He’s got weirdly quiet footsteps, and she can very rarely hear when he’s moving in this house.

“Killian wants to think about it as any other game. He’s told me approximately five hundred times that this isn’t a big deal.”

“And you believe him?”

“Hell no,” Emma scoffs as she unties her robe and hangs it on a hook before pulling the plaid skirt off of its hanger and slipping into it as most as she can without having someone tug the last little bit. It’s got this stupid hook that never does quite right. “He hasn’t slept in days. Like, actual days. I wake up in the middle of the night to find him reading or running his fingers over me or something. Killian doesn’t want to admit it, but baseball is in his bones. He’s never going to be able to fully leave it behind. He just…they’re down three games to none in the ALCS and even if they win tonight, they could lose tomorrow. I don’t – I want him to win tonight, but I think if that happens, he’ll just keep holding onto the hope that it’s not over yet.”

“It’s never over until it’s over.”

“You sound like Killian.”

“I’ve spent a hell of a lot of time with him in the past six years. It was bound to happen at some point.”

“I’m pretty sure I’m the one who was supposed to start picking up his mannerisms, not you.”

“We’re sister wives, baby.”

“Um, no,” Emma laughs as she clasps her bra together behind her back, “we are not sister wives. I love you, but that’s not true.”

“Ah whatever.” Ruby scoffs. “Is the jersey going to go over that sweater well?”

“Yep.”

“The plaid may not mix with the stripes.”

Emma clicks her tongue, a protest on her lips, but then there’s a high-pitched squeal followed by small legs lacking pants running into the closet. It’s not like she can judge. She doesn’t have a shirt on.

“Mommy,” Jace squeals, still giggling and running toward her until he’s slamming right into her calves and wrapping his fingers around her legs while his dark mop of hair brushes up against her thigh. “Mommy, Mommy, Mommy.” “What, Jace?” she questions with a small laugh before scooping him up and resting him on her hip. She swears that he gets bigger every single day, and it kind of freaks her out. Then again, most things about being a mom to a two-year-old kid are terrifying. But also weirdly rewarding. She’s been reassured by Mary Margaret, Elsa, Ariel, and Anna that it’s normal, but she’s not sure she believes that quite yet. “What’s got you running in here out of breath?”

“Daddy funny,” Jace giggles, and like he was summoned by the laugh (he probably was), Killian walks into the closet with a small smile on his face and the slightest shake of his head.

Handsome as ever.

“Daddy is funny,” Emma agrees, leaning down to press her lips against Jace’s forehead, “but we can’t tell him because his ego might get bigger and then you and I won’t have any room in the house.”

“Ems,” Ruby interjects, “I’m going to let you go so that you can continue to tell lies about Killian being funny.”

“Okay, I’ll see you soon. I’m wearing the plaid skirt.”

“It’s not going to go with the stripes,” Ruby says before the line goes dead.

“You’re hysterical, love,” Killian grumbles, walking toward her and placing his hands on her waist. They’re warm and rough, callouses that she’s grown used to scratching up against her skin, and he tugs her zipper up without her asking. He’s going to have to undo it when she puts her sweater on, but it’s sweet that he realized she needed a bit of help. “Where’s your shirt?”

“Where are our son’s pants?”

He arches a brow before waggling them both across his forehead, a smirk stretching across his lips. “Touché, darling. Touché. Jace seemed fit to not stop squirming around so that I could tug his jeans up.”

Jace smiles at her, a toothy grin, and it’s almost not fair how much he looks like Killian. Genetics are not supposed to work this way. There is supposed to be some of her in him. She didn’t carry him in her body for nine plus months for him to not at all be like her.

There’s supposed to be some kind of payback or reward or something.

(Unconditional love or whatever, probably.)

“Baby, did you not let Daddy put on your pants?”

“Nope.”

“Would you let me put on your pants?”

“Nope.”

Emma rolls her eyes and looks up at Killian who simply shrugs his shoulders. “Well, I guess you won’t wear any pants, and I won’t wear a shirt. Daddy will have to go without shoes.”

Killian shrugs. “All in all, I think I’ve gotten the good deal here.”

“You have,” she promises, pressing up on her toes to quickly brush her lips over Killian’s. He needs to leave soon to go to what may be his final practice (she swears that she’s not thinking about it too much), but they were all going to ride over to the stadium together. “I’ll get him dressed, okay? You don’t have to worry about it.”

“Swan, no. You’ve still got to get ready. I’m perfectly capable of dressing him.”

“His lack of pants suggests otherwise.”

Killian opens his mouth to say something, but then his lips are pressing together and he’s reaching forward to run his fingers over Jace’s stomach while his other hand comes to rest on her ass, squeezing enough that she jumps.

“I’ll dress him,” he continues. “We’ve got to have a go at the jeans again. He might want the light wash instead of the dark. The kid is particular.”

“Just like you,” Emma sighs before handing Jace off to Killian. “I’ve only got to curl my hair and then finish getting dressed, okay? It shouldn’t take me more than thirty minutes, and then we can go.”

“There’s no rush, my love. Take your time.”

Killian walks out of the closet talking to Jace, murmuring little nothings that Emma can’t make out but that she’s sure are sweet and funny and probably ridiculous. It makes her heart swell, which isn’t good for how emotional she is today. She told herself that she wouldn’t be sad, that she would believe Killian’s lies about today not being a big deal, but Killian is a liar. Anyone that says today isn’t a big deal is a liar.

She’s a liar.

And she’s standing in the middle of her closet holding her hand against the chain around her neck staring at shelf after shelf of Yankees t-shirts and sweatpants and uniforms. This sport and this team are so intertwined with their lives and nearly everything that they do, and Emma’s not sure how she’s going to function commentating on games where Killian isn’t playing. When she got the promotion, she knew this would happen eventually. It was at the back of her mind, and it was supposed to stay there.

This wasn’t supposed to come so soon.

Killian is only thirty-three, and Emma always thought that they’d have more time.

Dammit. Why is she letting herself spiral like this when she’s supposed to be curling her hair and putting this sweater on and not freaking out?

Taking a deep breath, Emma grabs the black sweater, a pair of socks, and her boots before tugging them all on, taking each task one at a time while she gets ready. It’s fine. It’s simply another day and another baseball game. There’s nothing happening today that’s any different. They’re going to go to the stadium, drop Jace off with Ariel, Killian will go to practice, and Emma will go up to the booth to review her notes and do the pre-game show. Then the game will begin.

It’s all normal and just what they’ve been doing for almost every home game since Jace’s birth.

(Except it’s not normal.)

(She’s going to act like it is.)

When they get to the stadium an hour later, Emma and Jace both fully dressed despite the complications, the hallways are full of people – publicists, players, family members, coaches, vendors. Anyone Emma can think of is flooding the walkways, most of them waving hello and giving Jace high fives that Emma knows Killian will sanitize later simply because he’s a germ freak now, and there’s a particular look in each of their eyes, a tightness in all of the smiles, that make it especially hard for Emma to pretend that today is a normal day.

“Jace Jones,” Ariel yells out when she comes into view. “What’s up, my man?”

“Ariel,” he screeches out, squirming in Killian’s arms until Killian puts him on the ground and he runs toward Ariel. He’s a blur of pinstripes and the number twenty-nine running in a miniature version of Killian’s jersey. Emma’s got her version hidden away in her purse.

“I was always jealous of other guys who got this.”

Emma twists from where she’s standing to look over at Killian as he softly smiles at Ariel and Jace, the crinkles around his eyes much more prominent than they’ve ever been. “What?”

He nods his head before turning to face her as well. Killian puts his hands on her hips, tugging her a little bit closer to him, and she lazily slings her arms around his neck so that she can smile up at him and his stupid blue eyes. Emma talks for a living. She should be able to find a better way to describe how much she loves Killian’s eyes, but that’s not really in the job card for baseball commentators.

Killian’s lips tick up to the right, the crinkles showing up some more, and he can’t seem to decide between looking at her or Jace. “That,” Killian repeats, nodding at Jace. “I used to be damn jealous of all of the guys who got to have their kids watch them play and got to wear their numbers on their backs. He’s not…fuck, Emma. He’s not going to remember that I did this, that I got to be this really cool guy who lived out my dreams and brought joy to a lot of people, and it’s so idiotic – ”

“Hey, hey, no,” she whispers as her hand keeps running through the hair at the nape of his neck and her own eyes fill with water, “don’t go there, twenty-nine. You’ll drive yourself crazy. Jace may not remember seeing you play professional baseball, but he’s going to know that you did. And he’s going to have a million other memories that are going to be so much cooler than this, yeah? Today isn’t an ending, babe. It’s a new beginning.”

Killian sniffles, his jaw still tense, but it softens a little bit when he dips his head down to hers and starts running his lips across Emma’s jaw and down her neck, pressing hot, open-mouthed kisses that light her entire body on fire and make her cant her hips up into his until Killian has her pressed into a concrete wall. It’s not unusual for them to find a spot to make out in this stadium, not at all, but it’s unusual for them to be this open about it. Their relationship has been a public one without their permission, and they try to keep it as quiet as possible.

Right now, Emma doesn’t care.

Not at all.

Until there’s a whistle and Ariel speaking. “I know you guys are probably going to try for another one of these munchkins during the infamous baseball mating season, but here is really not the place to do it.”

Killian chuckles against Emma’s jaw, his scruff brushing into her skin while his smile is tattooed there, and of all of the things Emma is going to miss, she thinks this might be at the top of the list. She guesses that they’ll simply have to do it at home…or Killian can come visit her at work. They have their options.

“Daddy kisses Mommy a lot,” Jace explains to Ariel in his broken speech, which only makes Killian snicker into her skin even more before he pulls back.

“I bet I can kiss you more than I kiss Mommy,” Killian challenges as he swipes Jace out of Ariel’s arms and peppers kisses across his face and down his arms.

Emma’s heart is never going to function normally again, and their insurance is not going to cover this.

“You guys are ridiculously cute,” Ariel sighs before walking up to Emma and wrapping her up in a hug so that she can whisper in her ear. “It’s all clear for you to come down after the game. Will and Eric are under strict instructions to keep him in the dugout instead of letting him go back to get his PT and hide out away from the field.”

“Thank you, A. You’re the best.”

“Yo, Professor Jones,” Will calls out from down the corridor, and everyone’s eyes glance over toward him. “I know you’ve got that fancy college degree now and could actually be a professor, but you’ve still got to show up to practice.”

“I’m right outside the door to the clubhouse, Scarlet,” Killian yells back.

“Outside isn’t inside, man. I bet Jace knows that, and he’s only two.”

“Give me three minutes, and I’ll be there.”

“Al is going to have your head.”

“He can have it.”

“My boy,” Killian sighs as he brushes Jace’s hair off of his forehead, “will you be good for Ariel so that Mommy and Daddy can go to work?”

“Nope.”

That is undeniably the word of the day.

Sending Killian off to practice and the game is a little bit more difficult than usual. The words are lengthier, the hugs longer and tighter, and the final “good luck” and “I love you” weigh heavier on Emma’s mind as she walks away from the clubhouse and to the elevators so that she can go and do her job.

It’s a hard day, but it is simply a day.

And a ballgame.

-/-

Before Killian’s first pitch, he looks up to her in the commentator’s booth and taps his fist right over his heart.

She does the same thing back before holding her hand to the ring that still rests against her sternum.

“You’ve got this, twenty-nine,” she whispers, not caring that the microphones are going to pick it up.

-/-

The Yankees lose, 3-2, and the loss definitely stings. The season is over, but Killian’s career is also finished, the bookend closing on the mound and his time there.

A beginning, she told him. It’s an ending but also a beginning of him not spending half of the year with a crazy schedule. Her schedule is crazy too, but at least she won’t be traveling with the team anymore.

It’s a new beginning for her too.

Chants of Killian’s name ring out around the stadium, a melody that sends chills down Emma’s spine, and Killian walks around the bases waving. He looks like he both loves and hates it, and Emma chuckles as she waits in the dugout, hidden away from him until he steps back on the mound one final time.

The man she loves is so intertwined with this game and this field, but she knows he’s also so much more than any of this.

He’s everything.

“You ready to go support Daddy, kid?” Emma asks Jace as his little blue eyes look around at all of the noise. He’s not used to this.

“Yes,” he says, and Emma sighs in relief at finally getting that word out of him.

It’s not a long walk, not at all, but it feels that way as she passes by all of Killian’s teammates, past and present, to get to him. When he sees the two of them, he immediately moves toward them. His strides are long, almost quick enough to be a run, and Killian wraps his arms around them so tightly that Jace protests and tries to move. He can’t, though, especially when Killian slams his lips into hers and kisses her deeply enough that every thought that Emma had disappears into the continuing chant of the crowds.

Killian. Killian. Killian.

It’s overwhelming but in the best way, and every thought that Killian has about it is felt in the kiss that leaves her breathless and with barely working limbs.

Falling in love with Killian was like this, overwhelming, unexpected, terrifying, and thrilling all at once, and she’d do it all over again in a heartbeat.

“Easy tiger,” Emma laughs when Killian finally pulls back, “we’ve got company.”

“Are we talking the kid we just squashed or all of these people?”

“I’m talking Jeff and the camera that’s on our face. I’m supposed to interview you right now.”

The smile that breaks out on his face is beatific, and he kisses her again. “I love you, I love you, I love you.” Killian grabs onto Jace and pulls him into his arms. “You too, kid. You ready to watch Mommy work? She’s really good at this even if it isn’t her job anymore.”

“She play baseball?”

“Something like that, lad.”

Emma barely remembers the questions that she asks Killian. It’s a blur of laughter and funny questions and maybe one or two actual questions about baseball. It all gets interrupted by Jace’s talking, most of it tired babbling, and then Liam, Elsa, and the rest of Killian’s family coming out onto the field. The stands don’t empty out, the constant buzz of the stadium staying around, but Emma doesn’t bother looking around up there when she’s got so much going on down here.

It’s absolutely everything.

Even more so when Killian takes Jace’s hand and walks him around the bases, the two of them laughing together in the way that they always do whenever they’re together, and Emma is most definitely scouring the internet for those pictures tonight.

But far too soon, the moment is over, reality coming back to everyone, and Killian has to go inside to do his press conference just like so many of his teammates. There are still articles to be written and deadlines to be met, and the world doesn’t resolve around them.

Emma’s world revolves around the two guys wearing the number twenty-nine.

She gets Jace back from Killian when they go inside, and the two of them hide out in the corner of the back of the press room as Killian settles down behind the table and all of the journalists and photographers sit in their seats. It starts mostly with the game, Killian’s stats as well as his team’s. It’s standard, just like any other post-game press.

Until it isn’t.

“You threw a one-hundred-and-one mile per hour pitch out there eighty pitches in. And it was accurate. Why are you hanging up your glove when you have some good years left?”

Emma flinches at the question, but it’s one she knew he would get. It was pretty much inevitable.

Killian’s hand reaches up to rub over his eyes, the blue sparkling against the red rims from where he’s cried and tried to hide out. “Look,” Killian starts while staring down at the baseball cap in front of him, signatures from every single teammate marking it up, “I get that I’m only thirty-three. That’s not old in life, but on occasion, it’s old in sports. The fact that I’ve played this game professionally for twelve years for the same team is a wonderful honor, especially when you consider the issues I’ve had with my shoulder. I think…it feels damn good to be able to throw an accurate strike like that one you mentioned, but it feels better to be able to hold my son without pain. It feels better for me to be able to embrace my wife or keep my arm around her shoulder while we watch a movie. Those are things I might not be able to do if I keep playing and screw my arm up a little bit more.”

Emma adjusts Jace in her arms, careful not to rouse him since he’s probably about five minutes from sleep. The kid has no idea the declaration of love his dad just made for the two of them, all of the declarations he’s been making, and he has no idea just how lucky they are that the sweet man having to talk to strangers about a huge part of his life ending is also the dumbass who thought it would be a good idea to ask her out on television.

It’s a good thing that Killian has learned from his mistakes and that she knows how to forgive.

“So you’re retiring because of your family? Lots of guys play with families.”

Killian rolls his eyes. Emma does too.

“I’m retiring because it’s my time,” Killian corrects with a forced smile on his face. “I love this game and everything that it has given me. I’m never truly going to leave it. I think I’ll likely take a few years off, maybe spend a hell of a lot of time making another kid with my wife, and then I’ll come back somehow. I don’t know. Maybe I’ll get into the commentator’s booth with Emma. I think we’d make a hell of a team, and there’s nothing I’d love more than working with her again. Maybe I’ll be a coach for an MLB team or for a college or for my kid’s little league team. I don’t know yet. I haven’t exactly gotten it figured out.”

“One more question,” Ariel calls out, and Emma swears that she’s not crying. Nope. It’s not a thing that’s happening.

Except that she’s definitely crying and far too emotional, and she doesn’t want Killian to be up there by himself for his last press conference question. So as there’s a loud chorus of questions with every reporter’s hand raised, Killian still trying to pick someone to ask a question, Emma moves around the side of the room until she’s stepping up on the stage, her heels clacking against the platform, until she’s gently sitting down on Killian’s lap.

He rolled back in his chair in anticipation of her walking this way.

And his hand is warm on her arm and around Jace’s back, and just the slight touch is enough to make her emotional all over again.

Killian deserved to go out winning the World Series again. He deserved for his Hall of Fame career to have a big bang for an ending instead of a quiet fizzle, but life doesn’t work out that way. If this is what he wants, this is what he wants, and it’ll be perfect for him.

“Lawrence,” Killian calls out, nodding to the reporter who took over Emma’s job at ESPN.

“In all of your career, what’s been your favorite moment? Do you have one?”

Killian snickers at the question before turning to the side and pressing a kiss against her forehead. “World Series 2019, game seven. That was the year that changed every aspect of my life, and that game was incredible. I don’t think I’d ever experienced such an adrenaline high before. I don’t know if I have since in terms of baseball. I just…that was a special win for me because I got to do it with my mates, a lot of whom have retired since then or been traded to other teams, but I also got to do it with Emma. I know that I…God, I know that I sound like a sap right now, and I – ”

Killian tilts his head to the side and buries his face in her hair while his arm tightens around she and Jace. She can feel his body shaking the slightest bit.

“It’s okay, Killian,” Emma promises, whispering in his ear while Jace twitches in her arms, waking up the slightest bit. “You’re doing great, twenty-nine.”

“I was a fucking liar when I said that today wasn’t a big deal.”

“I know.”

He chuckles, that same chuckle she’s heard almost every day for six years, and when Killian pulls back from the two of them, he’s got a smile on his face.

“That year was the first time I had a partner in my life outside of my brother that I knew was always going to be by my side, no matter what happened, and I think baseball wise, that moment is always going to be my favorite. I’ve loved almost every minute of this journey, even having to deal with all of you guys hounding me about every move that I make, but if you don’t mind, I think I’ve got a toddler who is fast asleep and needs to go home.”

Emma twists her head to look at Killian, and he throws her a wink before leaning forward and pressing his lips to hers in a kiss while applause fills the room, an echo of the standing ovation Killian received while out on the field. He doesn’t stay to listen to this one, though. Instead, he encourages her to stand from the chair, and the two of them walk out of the room with his arm looped around her waist to the sound of people cheering for Killian.

He deserves every single clap.

They don’t stick around the stadium much longer. Killian runs into a few people who want to say goodbye, mostly those who won’t see him in their personal lives, but they’re able to leave pretty quickly. Their families have already gone home per Killian’s request of not making a big deal out of today. They’ll have some kind of celebration next week, one full of food and laughter and joy that isn’t so bittersweet like today.

When they get home, Jace is completely out, the car ride having knocked any remaining wakefulness out of him, and instead of waking him, Emma tells Killian to go take a shower while she changes Jace into his pajamas. He protests, like he always does, but eventually he relents and walks out of the room and down the hall to their bathroom so that he can shower. Emma figures that he likely needs a little time alone anyway.

It’s a weird day.

Once Jace is asleep, his arms wrapped around Will, the stuffed lobster toy that Jace named after Will Scarlet, Emma quietly turns on the baby monitor and closes the door behind her before making her way to the bedroom. The water in the shower is running, a constant hum of a stream, and Emma really does intend to let Killian be and let him have his moment alone where no one will bother him while the warm water beats against his skin. But Killian left the door to the bathroom open, pretty much inviting her inside, and she doesn’t think that he’ll mind even if her plan is simply to stand underneath the water with him and have her makeup fall down her face until she’s left looking like a terrifying clown.

Slowly, she steps into the room, the tile cool against her feet, and strips out of her clothes, picking them up off the floor and throwing them into the hamper. Killian hasn’t noticed her yet, the water pressure too high for him to hear her, and he’s got his back turned to her so that she has a view of strong legs and a firm ass that looks a million times better like this than in baseball pants.

She’s lucky for a lot of reasons. The muscles that stretch up Killian’s back and his arms tick off some of the more superficial ones.

Steam escapes the shower door when she opens it, a little bit of water too, but then she’s quickly pulling the clear glass door closed and stepping onto white tile so that she can wrap her arms around Killian’s waist, her finger threading into the patch of hair over his stomach, and her cheek nuzzling between his shoulder blades. Heat curls between her thighs at the feel of him, at knowing just how much she loves him, but instead of acting on any of it, she presses her lips to his back, laying soft kisses wherever she can while Killian’s hand comes to rest over hers.

“I thought you had banished me in here so that I could be alone,” he finally says as the water continues to pound down on them.

“Do you want to be alone?”

“I want to be with you.”

Emma hums and moves her arms from his stomach, sliding them up his body until her hands come to rest on his arms. Killian grunts something unintelligible, a mixture of pleasure and relief, and she’s barely even begun to work out the knots in his shoulder. He didn’t get his post-match massage, none of his usual recovery happening, so his shoulders are particularly tense. She knows exactly what to do, which muscles to apply pressure to and which to knead. It’s a rhythm and a practice that they’re been doing for years now to make sure Killian’s shoulder doesn’t get too stiff in the middle of the night.

Running her hands from his shoulders to his neck, she kneads the straining cords there while Killian reaches forward to press both of his hands against the tiled wall. His head drops, chin practically touching his chest, and his groan is almost more than Emma can handle.

“Fuck, love. I don’t...this feels so damn good, but if I don’t get to touch you soon, I’m going to lose my bloody mind.”

The heat she feels at his words, spoken in a deep and gravely tone, is almost dizzying, and Emma is ready to let him touch her, to let him bring her to life in the way that he always does. But today is Killian’s day, whether he wants to accept that or not, and instead of letting Killian turn around and kiss her, Emma wraps her arms around his waist again, dipping lower and lower until she can feel him straining warmly against his stomach.

She wants to tease him, to draw this out and make him go crazy with want now that they have actual alone time together, but Emma’s never been very good at being patient, especially not when it comes to this man wanting her. Killian’s the patient one, the one who is willing to wait until things are right, but his shallowed breathing and stuttered words make her think that he’s not very interested in being patient right now.

“Emma,” he breathes out, a mixture between a plea and a promise.

“You do this thing,” Emma begins as her finger traces underneath him, tracing a line in the vein in his length that Killian loves for her to do, “with your arms that make your veins more prominent. It’s just, like, all of the time, and your forearms are ridiculous. I get distracted staring at them. You’re a very distracting man.”

She wraps her fingers around his cock now, slow and steady as Killian’s knuckles practically go as white as the tile, and moves it in long strokes. Killian is very obviously trying to keep from thrusting his hips, the tenseness in his body back in full force, and all Emma can do is continue to stroke him and let him find more pleasure than pain as the water falls down around them and causes the hair on Killian to mat together and for the hair on her head to tangle.

“Sometimes I worry that I don’t let you know how much I love you,” she continues while Killian’s feet move and his hips begin to pump, aiding her hand in its work. “You’re so good with words and affection, with letting me know how much I mean to you, and I wish I could do the same with you. You deserve that.”

Killian’s step falters once more, and Emma thinks that he’s on the precipice of coming until he turns around, her hand falling from him as Killian’s hands come up to grip her face, kissing her with something approaching desperation. His tongue is sinful, hot and wet mixing in with hers, and Emma can feel his all the way down to her toes. There have been times over the years when they’ve gone through rough patches, when things weren’t always great between the two of them simply because of busy schedules or disagreements, but they’ve always worked back from those and come back to this.

Come back to this and everything else that makes up the two of them: baseball games, late-night baking sessions that never go right, attending far too many weddings and baby showers, having their own wedding at a courthouse on a random Wednesday, racing each other through Central Park as they run, laughing at the other as they trip over a pair of socks, sharing the depths of their hearts while under the covers, the lights of the city surrounding them.

Sobbing at a false positive on a pregnancy test. Sobbing at the accurate positive.

It’s a whirlwind, their life, and none of that can encapsulate it all.

Emma’s eyes are shut tightly as Killian continues to kiss her, his mouth insistent, and there’s no stopping the curl of heat now. Absolutely none. Especially when Killian moves his left hand and turns the water off, the stream immediately stopping so that chilled air hits the heat of her skin, gooseflesh rising. It’s cold, that’s undeniable, but Emma doesn’t care as her desire roars and Killian slowly backs them out of the shower with water dripping down both of their bodies.

“I swear if you let me trip, Jones,” Emma mumbles out as her feet hit against the cloth of the mat in the bathroom.

“You’ll what, Jones?” He enunciates the last word with a flick of his tongue against hers before he’s pulling back so that her nipples are no longer brushing against the thick patch of hair on his chest. Emma whines, her thighs too slick with wanting him to even care how desperate she sounds, and all Killian does is grab a towel from the shelf to wrap around her body, the soft cotton nothing compared to Killian’s touch. Even if he’s being an asshole right now. “I know you’re capable of a myriad of things darling, but I think you’re too desperate for me to do any of them.”

“You’re pretty confident in yourself, aren’t you?”

The towel tugs tighter around her waist, pulling her back into Killian so that his straining length brushes the inside of her thigh, and his lips are so close to her ear, breath heavy, that she’s not sure if she can handle any more of this. “Extremely. You usually like that about me.”

“You’ve had a lot of people complimenting you today. I wouldn’t want it to get into your head.”

“Of course. You’re here to keep me humble.”

“Exactly. I’m very good at my job.”

“Mhm,” Killian hums as the towel drops around them and Killian’s hands find the globes of her ass, kneading both of them while he continues to back them up into the bedroom. His lips are on her neck, her shoulder, back to her lips. “I love you, you know? It’s ridiculous how much.”

“Funny thing, I feel the same way.”

“Good.”

Once Emma falls against the mattress, they come together quickly, easily, like they have thousands of times before. Killian knows each inch of her skin intimately, knows just where to kiss and to touch and how to thrust, and it takes absolutely no time for her to begin to feel that desperation of needing him seep into her bones and settle there like it’s going to make a permanent stay. He’s fully seated in her, a heavy and thick drag that is like nothing else, and she can feel all of him hovering over her, heat and strength surrounding her he takes his time with his thrusts.

They’re slow, languid, and so damn breathtaking that Emma can’t even speak. She’s not sure that she wants to. Sometimes sex is just sex, a simple release of desire and passion to physically feel good. Other times it’s words of affection written with each kiss and feelings of love enunciated with each thrust and swirl of a thumb over a bundle of nerves.

Right now is the second one, and every word that Killian spoke to her earlier – in the hallways, on the field, in the press room – is echoed back to her as he moves within her and over her, his lips writing his love while Emma holds on and attempts to write the same words back.

Her heartbeat is thundering, a sound so loud that it blocks out nearly every other noise, and then she’s there, falling apart with a plea and a whisper, pleasure shaking over her body faster than she thought it would.

Holy fuck.

“Fuck,” Killian repeats back, almost as if he heard her thoughts. “Fuck, love. You’re exquisite.”

“So are you. You planning on finishing anytime soon?”

“I’m an old man. I’ve got to catch my breath.”

Emma barks out a laugh that Killian captures with a resounding kiss while his hips snap into hers, a perfect fit that is like nothing else in the world, and as his fingers intertwine with hers and he pulls them up above both of their heads, Killian joins her in her bliss, his body tensing up as his words become breathless, a mess that gets carried away with the thrum of the ceiling fan.

They collapse against the mattress, a tangle of sweaty limbs and wet hair, and when Killian pulls the comforter up over them, Emma turns on her side until she’s snuggled against Killian’s chest with her cheek resting against his heart and his hands in her tangled hair.

“We’re going to have to take another shower.”

Emma laughs with unbridled joy before pressing a kiss to his collarbone. “Tell me the truth. Did I have mascara running down my cheeks this entire time?”

“Oh, most definitely.”

“Totally worth it.”

“Tell that to sheets that have little black marks.”

“I think we can wash them.”

“Possibly,” Killian sighs. His hand moves down her back until it’s resting on her ass once more. “But your mascara is damn stubborn. Ruined one of my favorite shirts that way.”

“It did not.”

“No, no, it did. I swear.”

Emma huffs and reaches around to pinch Killian’s side. He doesn’t even flinch. “Would it be so terrible for the two of us to go downstairs and make some brownies and then eat all of them so that we don’t have to share with Jace?”

“I think that’s the best idea you’ve ever had.” Killian winks, trademark smirk curling on his lips. “Besides asking me out. That was a pretty bold move on your part, Swan. You had no idea that I had feelings for you. It’s not as if I’d given you any inclination.”

Emma laughs again, uncurling herself from her husband and sitting up in bed with a sated, goofy grin. “I had a pretty good idea, my love.”

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every single lmam song, ranked.

i just finished listening to let’s make a music for the first time, and Oh My God it rocks. it’s a great podcast and if you’re reading this without having listened to it...i don’t know what to tell you. i don’t know what you think lmam means. but, that aside, if you haven’t listened to it yet: go listen to it! it’s not a crazy long podcast, overall or episode length-wise, so it’s manageable even for people who usually can’t handle podcasts (like me!) anyways, now that it’s over, what’s left for me to do with my time and energy that i used to spend thinking about lmam?

listen to the episodes again so that i can rank all fourty-one songs from worst to best, of course. so that’s exactly what i did.

i mostly ranked these on my gut feeling, because i didn’t come up with the idea of ranking it on a set of points before like...five minutes ago. there’s a bit of personal bias in here, so if you disagree with me on rankings, hey! send me an ask, or a dm. we can talk about it.

so, now that that’s out of the way, let’s get into it! let’s...make a ranking. haha. that’s just a fun little lmam joke for you.

41. the roquefort stank

this song only gets points for laura’s stanky noises in the background. i love laura.

40. shan’t he shanty

weirdly catchy. for a sea shanty, that is. that’s all i have to say.

39. well, i’m on child...

i do love a good gay song about polyamory but it just wasn’t enough in this case. truly heartbreaking.

38. dog trash

i’m not a big fan of polka in general. that’s all i have to say. i don’t have to explain all my decisions. this is my journey. and it’s your journey that you’re taking with me.

37. echoes of wednesday

it’s not my favorite but i do think it’s sweet and i like all the laura vocals. also the zuko vocals.

36. brothers in legs

not their best character song but it’s still a song you could quietly headbang to. i just don’t love full story ballads (there is an exception to this, you’ll see) most of the time.

35. ol’ tim’s tricks

i’m not saying it’s a bad song, i’m just saying it sounds like it was once in a made for tv disney channel-esque movie about a girl who finds her calling in sports and friendship.

34. don’t give me that altitude

very queen-esque with general 80s vibes and i like that.

33. dreamless

if it was longer i think it would be a lot higher on the list, because it’s Good. but i don’t feel right putting a 45 second song above, like, tobie’s razor. still! i love the mellow, kind of sad and eerie tones of it.

32. holiday crime!

look i know this one’s fairly low on the list, hear me out: it’s a good song and it’s pretty memorable as well! but as far as holiday songs go, i don’t think it’s their best or most iconic one. laura’s laughing and beat in the back is absolutely wonderful and heartwarming, though.

31. mr. dad

this one gets a higher rating than the previous holiday song for its good good harmonica and because when i heard the lyrics “but you love to watch him go” used to describe mr. dad i almost toppled my chair backwards with me still in it.

30. mourning ritual

the biggest load of 1980s bullshit i’ve ever heard in this decade. somehow it’s also got a big panic! at the disco vibe and i’m not sure how i feel about it but it’s definitely Strongly There and i can’t deny it.

29. outback sadhouse

it’s RIDICULOUS how well they nailed the sufjan stevens vibe with this one. plus the restaurant dialogue bit in the back of the song really adds a lot.

28. let down my better dynamite

it’s really easy to bop to and the instrumental in the background is FANTASTIC! jonah really killed it with this one. plus they talk a lot about rats in the episode which is nice for me because i love rats. also it’s the first episode with an instance of “brian does a bit”.

27. the tale of the greazzy creek

i just think it absolutely nails the vibe of a rural campfire grizzled old cowboy song while also being a really catchy theme song. like, i think you could’ve snuck it into holes (2003) and i would’ve been like, yeah, that sounds right.

26. turn around and come down slowly

not one of their more iconic songs but brian’s voice is so pretty in this and it’s really soothing.

25. ratless randy’s

i don’t know why it’s this high on the list either, but it is. ratless randy’s really IS the place to be, guys.

24. tobie’s razor

i will be honest. when i saw the title for this episode for the first time i just thought “occam’s razor” and as i type this i can’t even think of what that actually is, so..... anyways, i’d say this song absolutely NAILS the vibe but i have no idea what vibe it’s even remotely related to. certainly does nail the internal childhood monologue though. i think this song is the first one where they really started hitting their stride, also. not that it’s better than some of the earlier ones, but this one forward their songs were pretty consistently high quality. plus, and no one will be surprised by this by now, it gets extra points for laura.

23. armoire of royals

it’s weird, it’s synthy, has a vaguely billie eilish-esque part near the end which is not necessarily a point in favor depending on your taste but it Definitely is surprising and cool, and it’s got fake british accents. what more do you need out of a song?

22. sybil’s night scare

the piano in this is perfect and fantastic and the comedic timing in the song is just right. jonah’s delivery of “they’re actually real human eyes” is so goddamn good and his singing is Also great and frankly i think we can all agree we’re fucking tired of him saying he can’t sing. i mean, i assume (i fucking hope) he’s stopped saying that by now considering he had the majority of vocals on silo by a bit but Still. it’s a good peppy halloween-y song.

21. chalice for your thoughts

two spooky songs in a row! honestly, i’m not sure what reasons i have for ranking this song as high as i did. i just like it a lot. they were able to include a lot of weird twitter suggestions fairly seamlessly, and it’s just soft and pretty. spooky, but still pretty.

20. 21st blitheday

i admit it: i fucking hate the voice brian uses in this. but i really, really like the song. the beat’s very good and somehow brian still manages to sing the chorus well and make it sound nice even though his affectation is Stupid as hell <3 the background whistling is nice and his robot voice, which he’s used for several of his videos but i think most notoriously for scrundler in his week in revue series (here), is also featured. it’s a real bop, i think.

19. monday night boomball

i genuinely think this is their weirdest song, ever. it’s incomprehensible and it’s so fucking theatre kid of them, and it’s dumb as shit but it’s really funny and enjoyable and strange and i love it.

18. gentle light

this is a really good song. it’s not weird or funny, it’s genuinely just a really soft, calming, normal song. i can’t in good conscience rank it above the others for this reason, because it’s easier to make a regular song good than it is for a song about fucking a tree, but i want to be clear: i really love this song. it’s a song that you could fall asleep to, cry to, cuddle up in a blanket to, whatever the hell you want to do to it.

17. proud egg mouth

extra points for fitting the word “maw” in any kind of song, a feat i’m not sure anyone else has ever accomplished. also for brian actually singing with an egg in his mouth.

16. you can take that to the bank

brian does an incredible randy newman impression and i love him for it. also it’s just a good song! it’s not my favorite but it’s very pleasing to my ears and it’s well made.

15. rainbow trout eggs

i listened to a shit ton of colbie caillat in middle school and i can tell you with confidence that the lyrics “i feel so alive and i know that i’m happy na na na na na hey hey” would be in one of her songs. it’s a good song with completely ridiculous lyrics and it’s a better character/full story ballad than their previous ones, in my opinion. which is what you’re specifically here for!

14. car mitzvah

i think this is a song my dad would listen to if it came on the radio. i also think it deserves to be in an early 90s or maybe coming of age movie. brian’s vocals are fantastic in this, also.

13. dr. brims

“it’s a new year, Ha Hah!” this song is sooooo fucking funny and exemplary of a lot of their other songs that came afterwards. i’ve been saying that a lot i think. writing reviews is hard.

12. let’s make a music (theme song)

maybe it’s the emotional value of this song being the song i associate most with the podcast, since it’s the theme song, or maybe it’s just really good. (spoiler: it’s both but mostly the second one) the episode is also really funny in general and if you’re new to the podcast and don’t care about order, i highly recommend this one first!

11. heartbreak in michael’s

a very very very good sad gay love song and i recommend it to the ends of the earth! because this is the internet, and i can!

10. arbor day!

you try making a horny song about deforestation.

9. why don’t you like our song title?

such a fucking bop and showcases their skill for just doing whatever the hell they want and STILL making a fantastic song or video or whatever. they just stop saying words in it and it does not take anything away from the song. could you do that? i mean...maybe! but for the sake of this review and my point i’m gonna be like fuck you no you couldn’t. moving on.

8. akimbo

the backing track in this is ABSOLUTELY what makes the song. plus that one video of brian strutting but technically that can’t affect my review of the song because Technically it’s not part of the song. anyways it’s really peppy and fun and enjoyable and Good.

7. heartbreak in michael’s (reprise)

it’s the perfect finale song. like, it genuinely sounds like the song that plays at the end of a romcom after everything’s finally worked out. i Did cry when i heard brian sing the theme song at the end but that’s just because i’m a sentimental son of a bitch. so besides that ending bit that i can(’t) guarantee will make you tear up at Least, it’s really fucking fun! it’s upbeat and happy and i think they made the right song to go out on. or to go on a hiatus on, if brian’s website is to be believed. i don’t believe it, but hypothetically, y’know? hypothetically...

6. debutaunt ball

if the met gala doesn’t make this their theme song i will personally burn next year’s event to the ground, i swear to god. also it’s a good song to show off both jonah and brian’s range. it’s not like a lot of their other songs but it’s SUCH a banger and i adore it.

5. madame zamporium’s wax emporium

fuck yeah. learning that the “ooh come on baby” from several unraveleds came from a let’s make a music is the reason i finally started listening to the podcast in the first place. but BESIDES that, since that’s not a reason for my ranking (just a fun little fact about me!), this song slaps a ridiculous amount. they went insanely hard and it’s the first song they made that really sets the tone of the podcast, which is: great comedy, great high production music.

4. alan rickman’s edible zoo

GOD! the anti-celebrity, anti-capitalist rock song i’ve been waiting all my fucking life for! also it’s anti-america but only in one lyric. but in Another sense....throughout the whole song. PLUS, and most importantly, it features jonah’s literally and i mean LITERALLY impeccable alan rickman impression. like, it’s fucking bulletproof. alan rickman was in the goddamn room.

3. horsecar!

look. when this song started playing for the first time i went...fuck no. in general i don’t tolerate country or cowboy songs very well because they just don’t sound appealing to my ears most of the time. i put up with country road only because of a funny mario edit someone made of it and now the original song has more value to me. this is relevant only because the same thing happened with horsecar! in that the chorus KICKS ASS. i may make a post on just my favorite lmam songs and also this is already a crazy long post so i won’t go into it too much but i will say this. the shock value of going from the first verse in this song to the chorus is...........Incredibly high and it Works So Fucking Well! it literally makes the song. and not even just for the short term value of Oh My God That’s A Twist, it lasts through the whole song. i’m listening to the song as i type this and i’m currently at the country/cowboy part and i don’t hate it because i know the chorus is incredible. in fact, i’d argue that the chorus on its own may be the best thing lmam ever made, even better than my two actual favorite songs of theirs. i’m definitely going to have to make a full post on this. (SIDE NOTE: BRIAN’S VOCALS ARE FUCKING CRAZY AND HORSECAR! IS ONE OF THE BEST EXAMPLES OF THIS. his goddamn RANGE!! SIR!!! his falsetto is literally ridiculous my pants are OFF)

2. dragon me to this wedding

this is what i meant when i said there’s an exception to the “i’m not generally a fan of full story ballads”, because this is one of my all time favorite lmam songs. as in, it’s in the top three. which i guess you can tell from it being number two in the top three. in fact, it’s probably one of my favorite songs in general. the first time i listened to the episode i went back and listened to the song again three times in a row, and all three times i cried real tears. it’s GAY it’s REALLY PRETTY and i LOVE IT.

1. save 2 4 tony

so we’ve finally made it to my all-time favorite lmam song. maybe it’s that i recently graduated myself and so this song hits a little harder, but it also just GOES hard. i genuinely think they peaked when they recorded this. it’s one of those bdg songs where you’re listening to it, you’re just chilling, and it’s like “yeah wow this is nice!” and all of a sudden he hits a falsetto and you go “oh FUCK that guy can SING!” literally his vocals in this are incredible and it’s very fun (and on brand) that the Oh Fuck moment here is the line “tony hawk babeyyy!” plus jonah killed it on the backing and composition and everything. it’s the best let’s make a music song and i won’t take constructive criticism.

#i fucking LOVE lmam and once i finished it i knewwww i was gonna make this.#brosephs if anybody would like to talk to me about lmam my inbox and dms are always open!#i've never said brosephs before. out loud or in written form. it's a year of trying new things i guess #this took quite a bit of time. which is like. thank god i've needed a project for so long sfdfsd #lmam #let's make a music #brian david gilbert #laura kathryn gilbert #jonah scott #f.txt #bdg

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thebiasrekkers · 3 years

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Make It Right [BTS Mafia AU]

Plot: “It’s always darkest before the dawn…” It’s a dog-eat-dog world in Seoul, South Korea. One has to dwell in the shadows in order to reach for the light. What are you willing to sacrifice in order to feel the sunlight on your face? What will it take to drag you back into darkness? How long will the journey be to make it right?

Rating: NC-17 // NSFW

Pairings: Jin x OC | Taehyung/Hoseok x OC | Yoongi/Jungkook x OC

Warnings: Graphic Violence (bloody violence), Heavy Language, Angst, Slow Burn, Smut

Previous Chapters: Prologue 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55

Links: FAQ || BTS Masterlist || Admin E’s AO3 || Admin E’s WP || [ REQUESTS ARE OPEN ]

Word Count: 3,239

Tag List: @prisczero, @pinkpjmin, @btsaudge, @flowerwrites06, @unoriginal-username15432, @halussali, @shrimpmsg, @ggukkieland

AN: I need to quit fooling you people. Because the trust issues are going to get worse. Maybe this is a silver lining? Maybe? Yes? ...I’ll go away now.

Chapter 55: Sea

“Praying that we’ll remain in this desert till the end. Praying that this isn’t truly our reality.”

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Two Days Later Jeju Island – Seogwipo South Korea

When Taehyung first came to, he felt warmth blanketing his entire body. Every so often, a gentle brush of cool air passed over him. His limbs ached and it felt like a stone was being pressed against his chest. Breathing was a seemingly impossible task. When he could breathe, the sensation of phantom glass fragments scraped along the insides of his lungs. Coughing was a regular occurrence. Through said coughing fit was how he was able to pull himself back to consciousness.

For a moment, he believed he had, in fact, died. There was a part of him that even accepted it. But he wouldn’t have accepted it with a smile, of that he was most certain.

There were people waiting for him; people he would potentially be leaving behind.

The faces of his brothers and of the woman he loved yanked him from the abyss.

An old man sat next to him, moving a fan slowly over his body. Sweat seemed to cover him from head to toe and there was a large basin of ice beside him. Again, Taehyung coughed and tried to sit up. But the old man placed a hand on his shoulder, gently urging him to lie back down on the futon. What energy he managed to muster quickly slithered out of him, the weight of exhaustion overwhelming him all over again.

Had he actually died?

“Don’t make such a fuss,” said the old man.

The stranger’s skin was bronze from being out in the sun, his worn and wrinkled hands and face gave testimony to the life he lived. His hair was a salt and pepper gray, frazzled from being whipped around in the ocean breeze just outside. Despite his seemingly austere appearance and gruff tone, his dark eyes were gentle as he continued to move the fan back and forth over Taehyung’s prone form.

Taehyung squinted slowly, the light peeling in from the window almost blinding him. He tried to lift his arm to shield his eyes, but found it more difficult than he’d anticipated. Sensing his distress, the old man shifted so his small frame could block as much of the light as he could.

“Where am I?”

The question croaked from Taehyung’s throat, surprising him. Attempting to swallow, he mentally reeled at how terrible he sounded.

He heard the man scoff, a sympathetic smirk pulling at his thin lips. “My home,” he replied simply, resting the fan on his knee, “you’ve got the devil’s luck, young man.”

Taehyung tried to smile but realized it probably looked like a grimace. “You don’t know the half of it, Oroshin.”

He watched the man’s smile widen a measure. “You’re young, but I see you still have some manners.”

Again, he attempted to sit up and failed. The old man seemed to take pity on him, reaching out with his thin arms to help him. When he was up, Taehyung winced at the tight feeling around his chest. He rubbed at it gingerly as the elder pressed a cold compress to his temple. Willing himself not to shrink back at the sudden cold, his eyes wandered around the abode to serve as a distraction.

He could tell that it was the home of a local fisherman. Quaint, humble and quiet; save for the crashing of waves along what he could only assume was the beach nearby. The salt was prevalent in the air, seeping in through what cracks existed in the house. Even though he could feel the cold wind, the floor was warm beneath him.

“Did you save me?”

Dipping the cloth into the ice water, he wrung it out and pressed it back to Taehyung’s head. “The gods saved you, my boy. You were already washed up on the shore when I stumbled across you.” He watched his eyes shifting to his shoulder and Taehyung reached up to touch the dressings over his injury. “I managed to purge the toxins out of you.”

His eyes narrowed. So it was poison, he thought angrily, shifting his gaze to the space between his knees, Lee Jooheon, you son of a bitch…

Taehyung lifted his eyes to meet the old man’s. “How long have I been out?”

“Couple of days now. The worst of it passed yesterday.”

Even though he still ached all over, Taehyung quickly shifted to sit on his knees, bowing his head low to the old man. “I’m in your debt, Oroshin.”

“Nonsense. It’s human nature to help those in need.”

Taehyung raised his head. “It’s a cruel world we live in now. Your kindness is rare in it.”

“Your view of the world is too narrow, my boy.” The old man lifted the fan and smacked Taehyung’s wrist with it. “Now enough of this. Sit comfortably.”

He did as he was told, sitting with his legs crossed in a more comfortable position. “Oroshin, I hate to burden you further, but would you mind taking me into town? I need to get back to Seoul as soon as possible.”

For an uncomfortably long moment, the old man peered at Taehyung – as if gauging what his motive was. But there was only one thing on his mind. He needed to get back to his brothers and warn them of the danger that was coming. There would still be time for them to find Eden and return her to the place she belonged.

…at Jungkook’s side.

Jooheon’s words slammed through his body like a wrecking ball, causing him to visibly shudder. Taehyung couldn’t believe it now that he was lucid. How had Jungkook managed to hide such a huge secret from them all? Then again, they’d all been so busy anticipating the moves of the Jade Fangs that a lot of things could have gone amiss. Something as small as eloping could easily be overlooked.

That didn’t mean he was any less salty about it.

When I get back, he and I are gonna have a little chat…

“Well,” cut the old man’s words through his thoughts, “it’s a good thing this washed up with you then.” He reached into a nearby drawer and pulled out Taehyung’s wallet.

He bowed as he took it from him, opening to see the paper money was worthless. So were his cards. But his ID was still intact. That was the only thing that mattered. If he could prove who he was, getting money would be easy. He peered at the old man expectantly who raised his brows at him.

“I’m assuming my phone didn’t make it?” The elder shook his head and Taehyung sighed. Of course it wouldn’t have made it. That would have been the luckiest break he could get outside of being alive. “I’ll just have to buy another one.”

“Eat something and then I’ll take you to town. You can’t function on an empty stomach.”

Taehyung flashed him his best boxy smile despite the agony he continued to feel. “Thank you, Oroshin.”

After filling his stomach with three full helpings of rice, soup, and freshly caught fish, he thanked the old man profusely for his kindness. When he asked his name, the elder simply smiled and told him to come back when all his business was taken care of. Taehyung promised he would return to repay him for saving his life.

There wasn’t much time to waste. He needed to procure funds to buy a plane ticket back to Seoul. He would worry about a phone once he landed safely. Besides, Taehyung didn’t think he could handle the slew of missed calls and voicemails demanding to know of his whereabouts. He went on blind faith that everything was okay; that his brothers were able to find something out on their end since it was obvious that his own trail was a perfectly placed trap.

The flight back to Seoul was only an hour, but he felt like time crawled at an agonizingly slow pace. The time he had alone on the plane was enough to cause Taehyung to fester in his own guilt. He was angry at himself for falling for such a setup, and he was even angrier that he hadn’t seen it for what it was.

Maybe Hyungwon was right, he thought bitterly, narrowing his eyes as he stared out the window, we’ve gotten fucking soft.

But he stood by what he said. This wouldn’t have been a problem had they taken the Jade Fangs out five years ago. Sacrifices be damned. At least they could avoid the headache inducing bullshit they were suffering right now.

He replayed the scene on Dragon’s Head Cliff repeatedly. No matter how many times he thought about it, Taehyung’s conclusion was the same every single time.

…if I hadn’t dodged, whatever came at me would have hit me straight on. He frowned. They were really trying to kill me.

The thought left a bitter taste in his mouth. Curling his hands into fists on the arm rests, he closed his eyes – attempting to stave off an oncoming migraine.

They would be dealt with.

They would all be dealt with.

Taehyung wouldn’t rest until he made sure of it.

Seoul - Cheongdam; Gangnam District South Korea

As soon as he landed in Seoul, he purchased a phone at one of the stores in the airport, activating it on the spot. There were several voicemails and he rolled his eyes. He didn’t have time to listen to them. Now that Taehyung could confidently say he’d met the Reaper at the Gates of the Underworld and walked away, the only person he wanted to see was the woman carrying his child. He had to make sure that he wasn’t dreaming; still sleeping from the effects of the poison.

Taehyung needed just a little more reassurance that he wasn’t dead. That he wasn’t already in Hell.

Hailing a cab, he gave instructions for the driver to take him to Raelyn’s hospital. The woman was so stubborn, insistent on continuing to work as her belly continued to swell with the life in her. Taehyung told her constantly that she didn’t need to work anymore, especially while she was with child. But she was hellbent on having her way and who was he to deny her the freedom to do as she pleased?

He’d have been a fool to try.

Taehyung quickly paid the cab driver, thanking him for getting him to his destination so quickly. He raced through the parking lot, up the steps and just barely clipped his shoulders in his impatience in waiting for the sliding doors to open wide enough to give him entrance. One of Raelyn’s co-workers that he recognized spotted him, her expression forming into shock before melting to discomfort almost immediately. He skidded to a halt in front of her, blocking her path as she seemed to mentally prepare herself to flee.

“Eunsoo-ssi,” he huffed, attempting to catch his breath, “where’s Raelyn?”

She averted her eyes, shrinking back from him as he took a step toward her. Canting his head slightly, he couldn’t hide the confusion on his face. She’d never treated him like this before. In fact, he remembered her playfully doting on him like she would a younger brother. This sudden standoffishness seemed a little unwarranted.

“She…” Eunsoo paused, taking a breath, before lifting her face to meet his gaze. Her brows were furrowed harshly and he could swear that her eyes looked glassier than they had just a few seconds ago. “She’s at the funeral hall.”

Taehyung frowned. “Why?”

“I’m sorry, I have to finish my rounds.”

Eunsoo quickly bowed, side-stepping him to disappear around the corner to the next hall. His gaze followed her as he was left in the main lobby alone.

What the hell is going on? he thought as he made his way toward the elevators. Pressing the button to give him entrance, he pressed the button that led to the mortuary floor where funeral services were typically held. Did something happen to one of their co-workers?

It didn’t take him long to make it to the funeral hall. Various other families were dressed in their traditional mourning attire and rows of wreaths with white carnations lined the walls. White ribbons hung from them, traditional hangul printed on them with the names of the deceased. He barely took notice of them, his eyes frantically searching for any sign of Raelyn.

The weight of sorrow that filled the hall was palpable, making the uncomfortable feeling welling up in his chest almost unbearable. He couldn’t place his finger on it, but Taehyung swore that a dark cloud of dread was hanging over him. He quickly shook his head, attempting to chase the nagging voices from his mind.

This was crazy. He needed to get his head together.

Just as he took another step, he stopped as someone dashed out of one of the rooms. He blinked when he realized the woman dressed in a traditional white mourning garb was Jimin’s older sister. She covered her mouth, smothering a sob, and Taehyung could only blink when she paused just seconds before colliding into him. It seemed to take her a moment to recognize who he was, as it did him for her. Her face was puffy and swollen from all the crying she’d done.

“N-Noona,” Taehyung stammered out, an icy sensation slithering down his spine, “what are you doing here?”

Her bottom lip quivered uncontrollably, her hands reaching out to grasp at the sleeves of his jacket. “Oh, Taehyung-ah,” she choked out, curling her fingers into his arms, “Jimin-ie…he…he…”

Slowly, he craned his neck to peer at the three wreaths lining the walls just outside the room she’d vacated from. He read the names on each of the ribbons draped over the wreaths. Taehyung’s heart froze for half a second before slamming viciously against his chest.

“No way,” he murmured, looking back at Jimin’s sister, “…Noona.”

Instead of answering him, he watched her collapse to her knees – a wailing sound bursting from her. Taehyung heard his very soul shattering as he pivoted on his heels, his legs carrying him into the mourning chamber.

It was crowded, bodies shuffling around as people cried or whispered among themselves. Taehyung didn’t bother removing his shoes as he stepped up onto the small landing. He saw Raelyn out of the corner of his eye. She was the first one to spot him, making her way toward him. But instead of relishing in the comfort of her embrace, the very thing he had so desperately been seeking out since he’d woken up, Taehyung stepped just out of her reach. His eyes focused on the three portraits situated on the table where various foods and flowers were placed.

“Taehyung-ah.” Seokjin called to him, but his voice sounded muffled from the incessant buzzing in his ears. He heard him say his name again and he still couldn’t hear it well.

All he could focus on were the smiling faces of Jungkook, Eden, and Jimin looking back at him from the black frames encasing their visages.

As he took another step, he saw someone move to step in his path – blocking his view of the pictures. When he lifted his eyes, he was now staring into Hoseok’s stern face.

“Where have you been?”

Taehyung continued to stare at Hoseok, blinking slowly as his mind attempted to catch up. He opened his mouth to speak and found he couldn’t find the words.

“We thought you were dead.”

The phrase shook Taehyung; rattling his bones. He visibly flinched, took a breath, then glared up at his older brother.

“Hyung,” he finally managed to say, his voice dropping a full octave, “what is this?” Raising a hand, he pointed to the side of him and gave a wide flourish to the entire scene surrounding them. “What the fuck is this?”

A hand fell on his arm and he felt Raelyn’s swollen belly pressed against his side. She buried her face into the curve of his shoulder, suppressing a sob as she pulled him close. His body felt stiff, like he’d turned into a marble statue. This was all some joke. It had to be. There was no way that any of this was real.

“How?”

“The Jade Fangs were responsible,” cut in Seokjin.

Taehyung’s eyes narrowed. “There’s no way that—”

Yoongi sighed gently. “You told us her location, Taehyung-ah.”

It was like someone dumped a bucket of ice water over his body.

“W-What?” That was impossible. He hadn’t been able to obtain that information. “I didn’t—”

“We realize that now,” added Namjoon. When Taehyung glanced at him, he nearly hiccupped at the dark expression painted over his brother’s face. “They texted us from your phone. It was all a setup from the start.”

Again, silence filled the small space around them save for the members of Jimin’s family who came, as well as friends.

“They’re gone, Taehyung-ah.”

Twisting his face to look back at Hoseok, he noticed his other brothers crowding around him in a semicircle. It wasn’t until his vision went out of focus that Taehyung realized he was now crying.

“What?” He swallowed the lump in his throat. “What do—”

Hoseok’s face softened, his brows furrowing before he closed his eyes. “They’re gone.”

The sun slowly set over Seoul’s cityscape. Lights blinked with life in succession, illuminating the darkness. Taehyung listlessly stared out over the vast expanse while standing on the hospital’s rooftop, lips puckered out while indulging on a sucker. He didn’t remember running from the mourning chamber. He didn’t remember banging his knee on the steps as he tripped over his own feet upon his ascent.

No one chased after him. They knew better. They knew he would likely implode if they did.

Taehyung didn’t stay for the cremation process. He would have thrown himself into the flames right along with them. Selfish? Of course he was. He was man enough to admit that all he could see was red.

Pulling out his phone, he crushed the candy between his teeth. Scrolling through the numerous voicemails left by Hoseok, he stopped until he saw Jimin’s name. His thumb hovered over his name, trembling, before he pressed down on the screen.

It automatically played the message on speaker mode.

“Ya, Kim Taehyung,” came Jimin’s voice from the receiver.

Taehyung’s brows furrowed, hearing the pained chuckle that followed.

“…you son of a bitch. How could you just take off for the gates of the Underworld alone? Huh?”

His grip tightened on the phone, feeling his arm shaking from the force of his hold. There was an uncomfortable stretch of silence before he heard Jimin speak again.

“Don’t even think about stirring up a bunch of shit without me. Jungkook and I will be there soon.”

Without any warning, Taehyung fell to his knees. The phone fell with a clatter beside him as his hands gripped onto the roof’s railing. His whole body shook, his silent sobs rattling through him. The tears that streamed from his face were hot and thick. He swore he could feel his own blood leaking from his eyes.

Jungkook.

Jimin.

Eden.

They were gone.

Mercilessly ripped away from the life they more than deserved to live.

Someone had to answer for this.

Someone was going to answer for this.

“I’ll make them pay,” he growled, glaring at the landscape as he ground his teeth together, “I swear to your God, Jimin-ah…”

I’ll fucking kill them all.

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skonkania · 4 years

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story: open heart

pairing: bryce lahela x mc ( vera onruang )

word count: 1.6k

notes: vera kinda just hates her birthday and just wants to cry all day

summary: didn't mean to get so close and i know that i should probably go.

As she looks in the mirror, Vera does the math in her head. If she spent 26 years in North Carolina then another 2 years working her way to be a resident at Edenbrook; how much time does she have left? It’s a loaded question but she knows that the average human residing in the United States lives upward to 78 years and she’s turning 28 this year.

28 years old, just 50 more birthdays she never wants to celebrate. 50 more years to put her name on this Earth. (Even though she knows there’s a possibility that she’ll develop some life-debilitating disease once she reaches her sixties.) Yet, here she is; wasting another day just to celebrate something she’s come to loathe.

She told Sienna she didn’t want a party with all the seriousness she could muster after a 17-hour shift with only 30 minutes to rest. But the peppy girl must’ve assumed this was some reverse psychology shit or something because Jackie told her to get ready for tonight. She rolled her eyes and went to change out of vomit stained coat.

It’s September 30th and sometimes she wishes her friends weren’t so nice.

There’s too many numbers floating around in her head, too many variables to fill over how this night will inevitably end, and so much more to worry about than just a simple party. Her eyes stare at her lips through the reflection, trying out different grins with a lidded expression. A toothy one seems fine, she decides and leaves the sanctuary of her room.

Her senses are already overwhelmed as she enters the hallway, a thick thump following every step she takes on hardwood floors. Counting how many seconds it takes for her to reach the archway between the hallway and the living room and how many seconds it takes for her to brush past people before she can reach their kitchen island that’s overflowing with unattended drinks. Some of them have names, some of them don’t, but she’ll have to clean them up anyway.

She hasn’t even seen her friends, they baked (more like Sienna did) with 32 candles on it and her name messily scrawled with frosting. It was red velvet, her favorite, but she never had an appetite when it came to this day. She needs a distraction, something pushing back thoughts of home and she doesn’t really feel like tequila will cut it.

Yet, soon enough, a chaste kiss is pressed to her cheek, a smile already blooming onto her features as she’s assured with who it is. Bryce always liked to show up to these things as a showoff and a people person, challenging her to something before he stayed to clean up as an excuse to sleep over. But he’s been busy with Keiki and she’s somehow in charge of making sure the diagnostic team doesn’t shut down because of Ethan’s unmoving morals.

Although, that’s too heavy to speak about, so she starts off with something light. Something to tease him with, something she can distract herself with.

“Leave little Lahela with a sitter?”

“No,” he stops on the other end of the island, concern flashing in his features. “was I supposed to?”

“She’s fifteen, I used just leave pizza rolls and juice out whenever my—” she pauses and tucks her lips under her teeth, it’s not time yet. “my cousins stopped by. We’re not qualified guardians.”

They’re not and it’s why she left home, it’s why she thinks birthdays are lonely even with mountains of bodies crowded in a single room and why red velvet is a good cake flavor but a shitty one for a birthday. She ignores her critiques and focuses back on Bryce, eyes shining as she returns his mischievous grin.

“We’re not, but we are qualified to party.”

“I hate how cheesy you are.”

“You don’t hate anything about me. Anyways, you ready for a Bryce special?” he asks while she watches him pluck out differing types of alcohol. Most noticeably, some peach-colored liquid that she doesn’t even remember purchasing.

Maybe when Sienna went out with Elijah, they like getting stuff that looks pretty. Although it pretty much always tastes like shit.

She snorts at the name, relying on his part to play the narcissist of their relationship. “You mean that awful shit where you put margarita mix, rum, and vodka?”

He pulls a solo cup from the stack and starts mixing flavors that his abomination should be considered something close to a biohazard. He seems unphased at the prospect of mixing of rum and Jackie’s jungle juice. “It’s not awful shit, not when it comes from me.”

“That claim is arguable with everything you do except surgery.”

“Aw, I thought you liked the way my fingers feel.” He moves away from the brown-greenish color starting to form in her drink to wiggle his fingers at her. Taking this as a moment to slide in close as if she’ll fluster under his gaze like some sheltered naive girl. He should know better by now, “You don’t complain during your lunch breaks anyway.”

“Pushing your luck, Lahela.” and she shoves him away with a grin, hands resting on his biceps. “You’re insufferable, completely insufferable.”

“Only with you.”

And he hands her the cup, taking it into her grasp to see the now mauve liquid clash against white colored plastic. It’s disgusting, she knows it will taste bitter against her tongue but she goes through with it. Just to see him smile, bringing him joy just to see her squirm.

She seems to ignore the crowd of bodies bustling around her living room and kitchen, eyes only trailing across his face. He’s perpetually calm with no wrinkles in his forehead from frowning too much or concerning himself with petty matters. At peace with what he does at whatever given time, and sometimes she wishes she could pass some of her burdens onto him.

It’s a cruel thought, but one he’d comply to is she asked. He’d do anything she asked.

“Now, I know you love a good old-fashioned shindig here.” a bit of Bryce’s homemade biochemical disaster spills on her jeans but she doesn’t mind the slightly unpleasant feeling. “But why’d you come?”

There’s a moment where he doesn’t answer, maybe a little unsure of the answer he has prepared. It’s not even a bullshit question where she’ll get unreasonably pissed at him no matter the outcome, she’s just curious of his intentions.

And after the small silence, he answers. “Because I know you, and I know you’d be miserable if I left you alone.”

Hmm, he knows me. Yet, he’s still right about that much despite the cynical tone her inner monologue uses. Taking another sip from her cup and relishing the bitter taste that invades her mouth.

“You didn’t seem like you were in a birthday spirit, even when I came around.”

She shrugs in response, unable to process the aching that comes with this day. A void in her chest she can never tear out, that this day simply feels like something for her to waste rather than commemorate. “I just wanted to stay in my room, maybe even crash at someone else’s place. This day stopped feeling like something to celebrate when I was 13.”

There are far better things to do on September 30th than recognize she’s finally 28. It’s all inconsequential from a objective point of view.

“Is that your birthday wish?” she nods and slouches on the stool, barely noticing how he has grabbed ahold of her palm and has brought it up to his lips. Always so affectionate when he can’t seem to find words to say. “Then let’s go, we can stay in your room until they call us back.”

She doesn’t argue like she usually does, and doesn’t insist on the fact that someone will notice she’s missing from her own party. Instead, she lets Bryce lightly grasp her elbow as he leads her away from the bustle of people having more fun of this night than she ever will. Letting out mumbled apologies to those she inadvertently brushes by but all her thoughts are jumbled together that only created an array of distress.

None of them even speak as they enter the dim hallway that leads to multiple rooms, hers at the far end of the hall. Vera makes no snarky comment as they enter of the bedroom and Bryce is at a loss for smart ass quips once he lays her down at the mattress. Their shoes clatter against hardwood as they nestle against her ivory white comforter, catching each others’ gazes once they settle.

He’s so ethereal bathed in whatever moonlight peeks through her curtains and now she is at a lost for words.

“Hi,” he whispers as she brushes back a lock of stray hair from her eyes.

She cups his cheek, “Hey.”

They break from their little moment, laughing at the intimacy that has spurred on from nothing but simply admiring one another. A grin grows on her features as she inches closer to him and lazily wraps an arm around his waist, he follows after her movement without a second thought. Enraptured, she thinks at first before looking back into his brown eyes filled with an unplaced warmth, I am enraptured with him.

In the comfort of his stare, she’s already forgotten about the party thrown just for her happened just outside her hallways and she laughs. Bursting with unexpected amusement at the whole situation and muttering her next words through a smile. “You’re insufferable. God, completely and utterly insufferable.”

And he returns her grin, some laughs breaking through his serene expression. “So are you.”

She tilts her head up, lightly lifting herself up from the bed just to press her lips to his forehead, chin, left cheek, and then the right cheek. Avoiding everything except his lips until she leans in and feels nothing but tight-lipped grins simply pressing against one another. Unbridled happiness he’s brought on a miserable day, combing through his hair as her head rests against the pillow.

“Guess we have to stick together then.”

#hey i love these two dummies a lot and i constantly think about vera esp when oph came back #also in that new chapter the ethan scene was weird bc i have never flirted with that man ... why does he want me to stay the night #anyways these mfs are completely in love with each other despite barely knowing anything about each other's pasts and they're so chill #these two are definitely ur past does not define u type people and it's why they're so understanding of each other's situations #idk i wrote this after thinking about ive disliked my birthday since i was 10 bc my dad got mad that i wanted to eat at some restaurant #i projected a lot of my perfectionist ideals onto vera and how she goes along with a lot of things bc she doesn't want to upset ppl or stir #so idk i listened to clairo got sad cried ate something then wrote this #ship: vera/bryce #ch: bryce lahela #ch: vera onruang #bryce lahela #bryce lahela x mc #bryce x mc

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Glee Soundtrack Rating Project Results: justgleekout

@justgleekout

Favourite character: Kurt Hummel

Least favourite character: Will Schuester

Favourite season: Season 3

Least favourite season: Season 6

Mean song rating: 6.88

Mean song rating for favourite character's songs: 7.59

Mean song rating for favourite character's solos: 8

Mean song rating season 1: 6.9

Mean song rating season 2: 6.79

Mean song rating season 3: 7.09

Mean song rating season 4: 6.73

Mean song rating season 5: 6.94

Mean song rating season 6: 6.79

Songs rated: 701

[ID: A bar chart titled Number of songs assigned each rating by Justgleekout, illustrating the number of times each score was assigned to a song by Justgleekout. 10 was assigned 5 times, 9 was assigned 35 times, 8 was assigned 184 times, 7 was assigned 240 times, 6 was assigned 145 times, 5 was assigned 74 times, 4 was assigned 14 times, 3 was assigned 3 times, 2 was assigned 0 times, 1 was assigned 1 times, and 1 songs were not rated.]

About the Project | Results Masterpost

Ranking:

1. (10) - S1x18 - Rose's Turn

2. (10) - S2x04 - Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy

3. (10) - S2x18 - As If We Never Said Goodbye

4. (10) - S5x06 - Just the Way You Are

5. (10) - S5x20 - American Boy

6. (9) - S1x11 - Don't Make Me Over

7. (9) - S1x13 - You Can't Always Get What You Want

8. (9) - S1x15 - Burning Up

9. (9) - S1x20 - Bad Romance

10. (9) - S1x21 - Another One Bites the Dust

11. (9) - S1x21 - Give Up the Funk

12. (9) - S1x22 - Don't Stop Believing (Regionals)

13. (9) - S2x05 - Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me

14. (9) - S2x13 - Take Me or Leave Me

15. (9) - S2x16 - Blackbird

16. (9) - S2x18 - Somewhere Only We Know

17. (9) - S2x21 - My Man

18. (9) - S2x22 - For Good

19. (9) - S3x02 - Something's Coming

20. (9) - S3x03 - It's All Over

21. (9) - S3x09 - Let It Snow

22. (9) - S3x14 - Cough Syrup

23. (9) - S3x15 - Rio/Hungry Like the Wolf

24. (9) - S3x18 - Not the Boy Next Door

25. (9) - S3x21 - Tongue Tied

26. (9) - S3x22 - You Get What You Give

27. (9) - S4x03 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World

28. (9) - S4x07 - Heroes

29. (9) - S4x09 - Being Alive

30. (9) - S4x09 - Being Good Isn't Good Enough

31. (9) - S4x21 - Higher Ground

32. (9) - S5x09 - I Believe in a Thing Called Love

33. (9) - S5x10 - Don't You (Forget About Me)

34. (9) - S5x11 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

35. (9) - S5x13 - I Am Changing

36. (9) - S5x15 - I'm Still Here

37. (9) - S5x19 - I Melt with You

38. (9) - S5x20 - Pompeii

39. (9) - S6x02 - Tightrope

40. (9) - S6x11 - We Built This City

41. (8) - S1x04 - Taking Chances

42. (8) - S1x05 - Alone

43. (8) - S1x05 - Maybe This Time

44. (8) - S1x05 - Somebody to Love

45. (8) - S1x06 - It's My Life/Confessions Part II

46. (8) - S1x06 - Halo/Walking On Sunshine

47. (8) - S1x07 - No Air

48. (8) - S1x07 - Keep Holding On

49. (8) - S1x10 - Lean On Me

50. (8) - S1x12 - Jump

51. (8) - S1x12 - Smile (Charlie Chaplin)

52. (8) - S1x12 - Smile (Lily Allen)

53. (8) - S1x13 - Don't Rain on My Parade

54. (8) - S1x13 - My Life Would Suck Without You

55. (8) - S1x14 - Highway to Hell

56. (8) - S1x15 - Express Yourself

57. (8) - S1x15 - 4 Minutes

58. (8) - S1x15 - Like a Prayer

59. (8) - S1x15 - Vogue

60. (8) - S1x16 - Home

61. (8) - S1x16 - One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home

62. (8) - S1x18 - Jessie's Girl

63. (8) - S1x18 - One

64. (8) - S1x20 - Shout It Out Loud

65. (8) - S1x22 - Bohemian Rhapsody

66. (8) - S1x22 - To Sir, With Love

67. (8) - S1x22 - Faithfully

68. (8) - S1x22 - Any Way You Want It/Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'

69. (8) - S2x02 - The Only Exception

70. (8) - S2x03 - Losing My Religion

71. (8) - S2x03 - I Want to Hold Your Hand

72. (8) - S2x04 - Le Jazz Hot

73. (8) - S2x04 - Don't Go Breaking My Heart

74. (8) - S2x05 - Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?

75. (8) - S2x05 - Sweet Transvestite

76. (8) - S2x05 - Time Warp

77. (8) - S2x05 - There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)

78. (8) - S2x05 - Damn It, Janet

79. (8) - S2x05 - Science Fiction Double Feature

80. (8) - S2x05 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet

81. (8) - S2x06 - Stop! In the Name of Love/Free Your Mind

82. (8) - S2x06 - Start Me Up/Livin' on a Prayer

83. (8) - S2x07 - Singing In the Rain/Umbrella

84. (8) - S2x07 - Nowadays/Hot Honey rag

85. (8) - S2x08 - Just the Way You Are

86. (8) - S2x08 - Marry You

87. (8) - S2x09 - Dog Days Are Over

88. (8) - S2x10 - Baby, It's Cold Outside

89. (8) - S2x11 - Thriller/Heads Will Roll

90. (8) - S2x12 - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)

91. (8) - S2x12 - When I Get You Alone

92. (8) - S2x12 - Silly Love Songs

93. (8) - S2x13 - Somebody to Love

94. (8) - S2x13 - Baby

95. (8) - S2x14 - My Headband

96. (8) - S2x15 - Animal

97. (8) - S2x17 - Ain't No Way

98. (8) - S2x18 - I've Gotta Be Me

99. (8) - S2x18 - Born This Way

100. (8) - S2x18 - I Feel Pretty/Unpretty

101. (8) - S2x19 - I Don't Want to Know

102. (8) - S2x19 - Go Your Own Way

103. (8) - S2x19 - Don't Stop

104. (8) - S2x21 - Pure Imagination

105. (8) - S2x21 - Try a Little Tenderness

106. (8) - S3x01 - It's Not Unusual

107. (8) - S3x01 - Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do

108. (8) - S3x01 - Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead

109. (8) - S3x02 - I'm the Greatest Star

110. (8) - S3x03 - Cool

111. (8) - S3x04 - Last Friday Night

112. (8) - S3x06 - I Can't Go for That/You Make My Dreams Come True

113. (8) - S3x06 - Hot for Teacher

114. (8) - S3x07 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

115. (8) - S3x07 - Perfect

116. (8) - S3x07 - Constant Craving

117. (8) - S3x08 - Man in the Mirror

118. (8) - S3x08 - ABC

119. (8) - S3x09 - All I Want for Christmas Is You

120. (8) - S3x09 - Do They Know It's Christmas?

121. (8) - S3x09 - Extraordinary Merry Christmas

122. (8) - S3x09 - My Favorite Things

123. (8) - S3x11 - Scream

124. (8) - S3x11 - Black or White

125. (8) - S3x11 - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'

126. (8) - S3x11 - Human Nature

127. (8) - S3x11 - I Want You Back

128. (8) - S3x13 - Let Me Love You

129. (8) - S3x13 - Love Shack

130. (8) - S3x14 - Here's to Us

131. (8) - S3x16 - You Should Be Dancing

132. (8) - S3x16 - Stayin' Alive

133. (8) - S3x16 - Disco Inferno

134. (8) - S3x16 - Night Fever

135. (8) - S3x17 - I Have Nothing

136. (8) - S3x17 - My Love Is Your Love

137. (8) - S3x17 - So Emotional

138. (8) - S3x18 - The Music of the Night

139. (8) - S3x19 - Big Girls Don't Cry

140. (8) - S3x20 - Flashdance...What a Feeling

141. (8) - S3x21 - Paradise By the Dashboard Light

142. (8) - S3x21 - We Are the Champions

143. (8) - S3x21 - It's All Coming Back to Me Now

144. (8) - S3x21 - Edge of Glory

145. (8) - S3x21 - Pinball Wizard

146. (8) - S3x22 - I'll Remember

147. (8) - S3x22 - In My Life

148. (8) - S3x22 - Roots Before Branches

149. (8) - S4x01 - New York State of Mind

150. (8) - S4x02 - Womanizer

151. (8) - S4x03 - The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

152. (8) - S4x04 - Teenage Dream (Acoustic)

153. (8) - S4x04 - Barely Breathing

154. (8) - S4x05 - Blow Me (One Last Kiss)

155. (8) - S4x07 - My Dark Side

156. (8) - S4x08 - Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time

157. (8) - S4x12 - Let Me Love You (Until You Learn to Love Yourself)

158. (8) - S4x12 - This Is the New Year

159. (8) - S4x13 - Don't Stop Me Now

160. (8) - S4x13 - Girl On Fire

161. (8) - S4x14 - Just Can't Get Enough

162. (8) - S4x14 - You're All I Need to Get By

163. (8) - S4x14 - Anything Could Happen

164. (8) - S4x15 - Shout

165. (8) - S4x15 - Come What May

166. (8) - S4x15 - Old Time Rock & Roll/Danger Zone

167. (8) - S4x15 - Footloose

168. (8) - S4x16 - Closer

169. (8) - S4x17 - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

170. (8) - S4x18 - Say

171. (8) - S4x19 - Outcast

172. (8) - S4x21 - For Once in My Life

173. (8) - S4x21 - Uptight (Everything's Alright)

174. (8) - S4x21 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours

175. (8) - S4x21 - You Are the Sunshine of My Life

176. (8) - S4x21 - Superstition

177. (8) - S4x22 - All or Nothing

178. (8) - S5x01 - Help!

179. (8) - S5x01 - All You Need Is Love

180. (8) - S5x01 - Got to Get You Into My Life

181. (8) - S5x02 - Here Comes the Sun

182. (8) - S5x02 - Get Back

183. (8) - S5x04 - Marry the Night

184. (8) - S5x05 - On Our Way

185. (8) - S5x06 - Piano Man

186. (8) - S5x06 - My Life

187. (8) - S5x06 - You May Be Right

188. (8) - S5x06 - Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)

189. (8) - S5x07 - You're My Best Friend

190. (8) - S5x07 - Nasty/Rhythm Nation

191. (8) - S5x09 - Whenever I Call You Friend

192. (8) - S5x10 - Hold On

193. (8) - S5x10 - Barracuda

194. (8) - S5x10 - Gloria

195. (8) - S5x11 - America

196. (8) - S5x11 - More Than a Feeling

197. (8) - S5x11 - Mr. Roboto/Counting Stars

198. (8) - S5x12 - Toxic

199. (8) - S5x13 - Be Okay

200. (8) - S5x14 - You Make Me Feel So Young

201. (8) - S5x14 - Best Day of My Life

202. (8) - S5x14 - Rockstar

203. (8) - S5x14 - People

204. (8) - S5x15 - Broadway Baby

205. (8) - S5x17 - Pumpin Blood

206. (8) - S5x19 - Take Me Home Tonight

207. (8) - S5x20 - No Time At All

208. (8) - S5x20 - Glitter in the Air

209. (8) - S6x02 - Take On Me

210. (8) - S6x02 - Home

211. (8) - S6x02 - Mustang Sally

212. (8) - S6x03 - You Learn/You've Got a Friend

213. (8) - S6x04 - Thousand Miles

214. (8) - S6x05 - Father Figure

215. (8) - S6x05 - My Sharona

216. (8) - S6x06 - What the World Needs Now

217. (8) - S6x06 - They Long to Be Close to You

218. (8) - S6x07 - I Know Where I've Been

219. (8) - S6x09 - I Want to Break Free

220. (8) - S6x10 - Rise

221. (8) - S6x11 - Mickey

222. (8) - S6x13 - Daydream Believer

223. (8) - S6x13 - Someday We'll Be Together

224. (8) - S6x13 - I Lived

225. (7) - S1x01 - Can't Fight This Feeling

226. (7) - S1x01 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot)

227. (7) - S1x01 - Rehab

228. (7) - S1x01 - Leaving On a Jet Plane

229. (7) - S1x02 - Take a Bow

230. (7) - S1x02 - Gold Digger

231. (7) - S1x03 - Bust Your Windows

232. (7) - S1x03 - Mercy

233. (7) - S1x07 - Hate On Me

234. (7) - S1x07 - Ride Wit Me

235. (7) - S1x07 - You Keep Me Hanging On

236. (7) - S1x08 - I Could Have Danced All Night

237. (7) - S1x08 - Sweet Caroline

238. (7) - S1x09 - Dancing With Myself

239. (7) - S1x09 - Proud Mary

240. (7) - S1x10 - I'll Stand By You

241. (7) - S1x11 - Imagine

242. (7) - S1x13 - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going

243. (7) - S1x14 - Hello, I Love You

244. (7) - S1x14 - Gives You Hell

245. (7) - S1x14 - Hello, Goodbye

246. (7) - S1x14 - Hello

247. (7) - S1x15 - Like a Virgin

248. (7) - S1x15 - Borderline/Open Your Heart

249. (7) - S1x16 - Fire

250. (7) - S1x16 - A House Is Not a Home

251. (7) - S1x16 - Beautiful

252. (7) - S1x17 - U Can't Touch This

253. (7) - S1x17 - Total Eclipse of the Heart

254. (7) - S1x17 - Run Joey Run

255. (7) - S1x18 - The Boy Is Mine

256. (7) - S1x18 - Lady Is a Tramp

257. (7) - S1x19 - Safety Dance

258. (7) - S1x19 - Dream a Little Dream

259. (7) - S1x19 - Dream On

260. (7) - S1x19 - I Dreamed a Dream

261. (7) - S1x20 - Funny Girl

262. (7) - S1x21 - Loser

263. (7) - S1x21 - Good Vibrations

264. (7) - S1x22 - Over the Rainbow

265. (7) - S2x01 - Empire State of Mind

266. (7) - S2x01 - What I Did for Love

267. (7) - S2x02 - Stronger

268. (7) - S2x02 - Baby One More Time

269. (7) - S2x03 - Bridge Over Troubled Water

270. (7) - S2x03 - Only the Good Die Young

271. (7) - S2x03 - One of Us

272. (7) - S2x04 - River Deep, Mountain High

273. (7) - S2x04 - Sing!

274. (7) - S2x06 - Teenage Dream

275. (7) - S2x07 - Make 'Em Laugh

276. (7) - S2x09 - Hey, Soul Sister

277. (7) - S2x09 - (I've Had) The Time of My Life

278. (7) - S2x09 - Valerie

279. (7) - S2x10 - Last Christmas

280. (7) - S2x10 - We Need a Little Christmas

281. (7) - S2x10 - The Most Wonderful Day of the Year

282. (7) - S2x10 - Welcome Christmas

283. (7) - S2x10 - Merry Christmas, Darling

284. (7) - S2x11 - Bills, Bills, Bills

285. (7) - S2x11 - She's Not There

286. (7) - S2x12 - Fat Bottomed Girls

287. (7) - S2x14 - Don't You Want Me

288. (7) - S2x15 - Afternoon Delight

289. (7) - S2x15 - Landslide

290. (7) - S2x15 - Kiss

291. (7) - S2x16 - Misery

292. (7) - S2x16 - Raise Your Glass

293. (7) - S2x16 - Hell to the No

294. (7) - S2x16 - Big Ass Heart

295. (7) - S2x16 - Loser Like Me

296. (7) - S2x19 - Dreams

297. (7) - S2x19 - Never Going Back Again

298. (7) - S2x19 - Songbird

299. (7) - S2x20 - Friday

300. (7) - S2x20 - Isn't She Lovely

301. (7) - S2x21 - Some People

302. (7) - S2x21 - Back to Black

303. (7) - S2x22 - My Cup

304. (7) - S2x22 - Still Got Tonight

305. (7) - S3x01 - You Can't Stop the Beat

306. (7) - S3x03 - Spotlight

307. (7) - S3x03 - Out Here On My Own

308. (7) - S3x03 - Fix You

309. (7) - S3x04 - Bein' Green

310. (7) - S3x04 - Take Care of Yourself

311. (7) - S3x05 - Tonight

312. (7) - S3x05 - One Hand, One Heart

313. (7) - S3x05 - America

314. (7) - S3x05 - A Boy Like That/I Have a Love

315. (7) - S3x05 - Uptown Girl

316. (7) - S3x06 - Hit Me with Your Best Shot/One Way or Another

317. (7) - S3x07 - Jolene

318. (7) - S3x07 - I'm the Only One

319. (7) - S3x08 - Control

320. (7) - S3x08 - Buenos Aires

321. (7) - S3x08 - Survivor/I Will Survive

322. (7) - S3x09 - Christmas Wrapping

323. (7) - S3x09 - River

324. (7) - S3x11 - Bad

325. (7) - S3x11 - Ben

326. (7) - S3x11 - Never Can Say Goodbye

327. (7) - S3x11 - I Just Can't Stop Loving You

328. (7) - S3x11 - Smooth Criminal

329. (7) - S3x12 - Don't Wanna Lose You

330. (7) - S3x12 - Bamboleo/Hero

331. (7) - S3x13 - Stereo Hearts

332. (7) - S3x13 - Cherish/Cherish

333. (7) - S3x13 - L-O-V-E

334. (7) - S3x14 - Fly/I Believe I Can Fly

335. (7) - S3x14 - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)

336. (7) - S3x14 - Stand

337. (7) - S3x14 - Glad You Came

338. (7) - S3x15 - I'm Still Standing

339. (7) - S3x15 - Up Up Up

340. (7) - S3x15 - Fighter

341. (7) - S3x15 - Somebody That I Used to Know

342. (7) - S3x16 - More Than a Woman

343. (7) - S3x16 - How Deep Is Your Love

344. (7) - S3x16 - If I Can't Have You

345. (7) - S3x16 - Boogie Shoes

346. (7) - S3x17 - It's Not Right But It's Okay

347. (7) - S3x17 - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)

348. (7) - S3x18 - Cell Block Tango

349. (7) - S3x18 - School's Out

350. (7) - S3x18 - Cry

351. (7) - S3x18 - Shake It Out

352. (7) - S3x19 - Love You Like a Love Song

353. (7) - S3x20 - Mean

354. (7) - S3x21 - Starships

355. (7) - S3x22 - Glory Days

356. (7) - S3x22 - Forever Young

357. (7) - S4x01 - It's Time

358. (7) - S4x01 - Never Say Never

359. (7) - S4x01 - Chasing Pavements

360. (7) - S4x02 - Boys/Boyfriend

361. (7) - S4x02 - Crazy/U Drive Me Crazy

362. (7) - S4x03 - Celebrity Skin

363. (7) - S4x04 - Don't Speak

364. (7) - S4x04 - The Scientist

365. (7) - S4x04 - Mine

366. (7) - S4x05 - Hopelessly Devoted to You

367. (7) - S4x05 - Everybody Talks

368. (7) - S4x05 - Born to Hand Jive

369. (7) - S4x05 - Juke Box Hero

370. (7) - S4x06 - Beauty School Dropout

371. (7) - S4x07 - Superman

372. (7) - S4x07 - Holding Out for a Hero

373. (7) - S4x07 - Some Nights

374. (7) - S4x08 - Whistle

375. (7) - S4x08 - Home/Homeward Bound

376. (7) - S4x08 - Come See About Me

377. (7) - S4x09 - Something Stupid

378. (7) - S4x09 - Don't Dream It's Over

379. (7) - S4x10 - White Christmas

380. (7) - S4x10 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

381. (7) - S4x11 - No Scrubs

382. (7) - S4x11 - Tell Him

383. (7) - S4x11 - Locked Out of Heaven

384. (7) - S4x12 - A Thousand Years

385. (7) - S4x12 - Torn

386. (7) - S4x13 - Diva

387. (7) - S4x13 - Bring Him Home

388. (7) - S4x13 - Nutbush City Limits

389. (7) - S4x15 - You're All the World to Me

390. (7) - S4x15 - Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend/Material Girl

391. (7) - S4x15 - In Your Eyes

392. (7) - S4x16 - The Bitch Is Back/Dress You Up

393. (7) - S4x16 - Cold Hearted

394. (7) - S4x17 - My Prerogative

395. (7) - S4x17 - Mamma Mia

396. (7) - S4x19 - Fight for Your Right (to Party)

397. (7) - S4x19 - You Have More Friends Than You Know

398. (7) - S4x21 - I Wish

399. (7) - S4x22 - Hall of Fame

400. (7) - S5x01 - I Saw Her Standing There

401. (7) - S5x02 - Hey Jude

402. (7) - S5x02 - Let It Be

403. (7) - S5x02 - Something

404. (7) - S5x02 - Revolution

405. (7) - S5x03 - Fire and Rain

406. (7) - S5x03 - If I Die Young

407. (7) - S5x04 - Wide Awake

408. (7) - S5x05 - Wrecking Ball

409. (7) - S5x05 - If I Were a Boy

410. (7) - S5x07 - Into the Groove

411. (7) - S5x07 - The Fox

412. (7) - S5x08 - Here Comes Santa Claus (Down Santa Claus Lane)

413. (7) - S5x08 - Mary's Little Boy Child

414. (7) - S5x08 - Away in a Manger

415. (7) - S5x08 - Love Child

416. (7) - S5x09 - Brave

417. (7) - S5x09 - Breakaway

418. (7) - S5x10 - The Happening

419. (7) - S5x11 - Vacation

420. (7) - S5x11 - I Love LA

421. (7) - S5x12 - Defying Gravity

422. (7) - S5x13 - Party All the Time

423. (7) - S5x14 - Don't Sleep in the Subway

424. (7) - S5x14 - Downtown

425. (7) - S5x15 - Not While I'm Around

426. (7) - S5x15 - You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman

427. (7) - S5x15 - No One Is Alone

428. (7) - S5x16 - Addicted to Love

429. (7) - S5x16 - Love Is a Battlefield

430. (7) - S5x16 - I Want to Know What Love Is

431. (7) - S5x18 - Doo Wop (That Thing)

432. (7) - S5x19 - Werewolves of London

433. (7) - S5x19 - Lucky Star

434. (7) - S5x20 - All of Me

435. (7) - S5x20 - Shakin' My Head

436. (7) - S5x20 - Girls on Film

437. (7) - S6x01 - Dance the Night Away

438. (7) - S6x01 - Suddenly Seymour

439. (7) - S6x03 - It's Too Late

440. (7) - S6x03 - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow/Head Over Feet

441. (7) - S6x03 - Hand in My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move

442. (7) - S6x04 - Whip It

443. (7) - S6x04 - Bitch

444. (7) - S6x05 - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

445. (7) - S6x06 - Arthur's Theme

446. (7) - S6x06 - Promises, Promises

447. (7) - S6x06 - Alfie

448. (7) - S6x07 - You Give Love a Bad Name

449. (7) - S6x07 - Somebody Loves You

450. (7) - S6x08 - Hey Ya!

451. (7) - S6x08 - Our Day Will Come

452. (7) - S6x08 - I'm So Excited

453. (7) - S6x08 - At Last

454. (7) - S6x09 - Uptown Funk

455. (7) - S6x09 - Cool Kids

456. (7) - S6x09 - Friday I'm in Love

457. (7) - S6x10 - Far From Over

458. (7) - S6x10 - Rather Be

459. (7) - S6x11 - Come Sail Away

460. (7) - S6x11 - Listen to Your Heart

461. (7) - S6x12 - Popular

462. (7) - S6x12 - I'm His Child

463. (7) - S6x13 - This Time

464. (7) - S6x13 - Teach Your Children

465. (6) - S1x01 - Sit Down You're Rockin the Boat

466. (6) - S1x01 - On My Own

467. (6) - S1x02 - Push It

468. (6) - S1x02 - I Say a Little Prayer

469. (6) - S1x05 - Last Name

470. (6) - S1x08 - Bust A Move

471. (6) - S1x09 - Defying Gravity

472. (6) - S1x10 - Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl

473. (6) - S1x11 - Hair/Crazy In Love

474. (6) - S1x11 - Bootylicious

475. (6) - S1x11 - Papa Don't Preach

476. (6) - S1x11 - True Colors

477. (6) - S1x14 - Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love

478. (6) - S1x17 - Physical

479. (6) - S1x20 - Beth

480. (6) - S1x20 - Poker Face

481. (6) - S1x21 - It's a Man's Man's Man's World

482. (6) - S2x01 - Telephone

483. (6) - S2x01 - Billionaire

484. (6) - S2x01 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn

485. (6) - S2x02 - I'm a Slave 4 U

486. (6) - S2x02 - Me Against the Music

487. (6) - S2x03 - I Look to You

488. (6) - S2x04 - Lucky

489. (6) - S2x06 - One Love (People Get Ready)

490. (6) - S2x07 - Forget You

491. (6) - S2x11 - Need You Now

492. (6) - S2x12 - Firework

493. (6) - S2x13 - Sing

494. (6) - S2x15 - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)

495. (6) - S2x16 - Candles

496. (6) - S2x16 - Only Child

497. (6) - S2x16 - Get It Right

498. (6) - S2x16 - Trouty Mouth

499. (6) - S2x17 - Turning Tables

500. (6) - S2x20 - Dancing Queen

501. (6) - S2x20 - Rolling in the Deep

502. (6) - S2x22 - I Love New York/New York, New York

503. (6) - S2x22 - Light Up the World

504. (6) - S2x22 - Bella Notte

505. (6) - S3x01 - We Got the Beat

506. (6) - S3x02 - Somewhere

507. (6) - S3x03 - Run the World (Girls)

508. (6) - S3x04 - Candyman

509. (6) - S3x04 - Waiting for a Girl Like You

510. (6) - S3x06 - You and I/You and I

511. (6) - S3x07 - I Kissed a Girl

512. (6) - S3x08 - We Are Young

513. (6) - S3x08 - Red Solo Cup

514. (6) - S3x09 - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

515. (6) - S3x09 - Blue Christmas

516. (6) - S3x10 - Wedding Bell Blues (Bill)

517. (6) - S3x10 - Summer Nights

518. (6) - S3x10 - Without You

519. (6) - S3x10 - We Found Love

520. (6) - S3x12 - Sexy and I Know It

521. (6) - S3x12 - La Isla Bonita

522. (6) - S3x13 - I Will Always Love You

523. (6) - S3x13 - Home

524. (6) - S3x17 - Saving All My Love For You

525. (6) - S3x17 - How Will I Know

526. (6) - S3x18 - The Rain in Spain

527. (6) - S3x19 - What Makes You Beautiful

528. (6) - S3x19 - Take My Breath Away

529. (6) - S3x20 - Because You Loved Me

530. (6) - S4x01 - Americano/Dance Again

531. (6) - S4x02 - Hold It Against Me

532. (6) - S4x02 - Everytime

533. (6) - S4x02 - Oops!...I Did It Again

534. (6) - S4x02 - 3

535. (6) - S4x03 - A Change Would Do You Good

536. (6) - S4x04 - Give Your Heart a Break

537. (6) - S4x06 - Greased Lightning

538. (6) - S4x06 - You're the One That I Want

539. (6) - S4x06 - There Are Worse Things I Could Do

540. (6) - S4x08 - Live While We're Young

541. (6) - S4x09 - All That Jazz

542. (6) - S4x10 - Feliz Navidad

543. (6) - S4x10 - Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah

544. (6) - S4x10 - Jingle Bell Rock

545. (6) - S4x11 - I Only Have Eyes for You

546. (6) - S4x12 - Centerfold/Hot in Herre

547. (6) - S4x12 - Love Song

548. (6) - S4x13 - Make No Mistake (She's Mine)

549. (6) - S4x13 - Hung Up

550. (6) - S4x14 - Getting Married Today

551. (6) - S4x16 - How to Be a Heartbreaker

552. (6) - S4x16 - Bye Bye Bye/I Want It That Way

553. (6) - S4x17 - Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)

554. (6) - S4x17 - Creep

555. (6) - S4x17 - Copacabana

556. (6) - S4x18 - More Than Words

557. (6) - S4x19 - Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel)

558. (6) - S4x19 - Next to Me

559. (6) - S4x20 - Longest Time

560. (6) - S4x20 - Everybody Hurts

561. (6) - S4x20 - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'

562. (6) - S4x20 - At the Ballet

563. (6) - S4x22 - Clarity

564. (6) - S4x22 - Wings

565. (6) - S4x22 - I Love It

566. (6) - S4x22 - To Love You More

567. (6) - S5x01 - Drive My Car

568. (6) - S5x01 - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away

569. (6) - S5x01 - A Hard Day's Night

570. (6) - S5x02 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

571. (6) - S5x03 - I'll Stand By You

572. (6) - S5x03 - No Surrender

573. (6) - S5x04 - Applause

574. (6) - S5x05 - You Are Woman, I Am Man

575. (6) - S5x06 - Honesty

576. (6) - S5x06 - An Innocent Man

577. (6) - S5x07 - Cheek to Cheek

578. (6) - S5x08 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

579. (6) - S5x09 - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)

580. (6) - S5x09 - Every Breath You Take

581. (6) - S5x10 - Jumpin' Jumpin'

582. (6) - S5x10 - Danny's Song

583. (6) - S5x12 - Keep Holding On

584. (6) - S5x12 - Valerie

585. (6) - S5x13 - Loser Like Me

586. (6) - S5x13 - Don't Stop Believin' (Season Five)

587. (6) - S5x13 - Just Give Me a Reason

588. (6) - S5x15 - Colorblind

589. (6) - S5x16 - Let's Wait Awhile

590. (6) - S5x17 - I'm the Greatest Star

591. (6) - S5x17 - Who Are You Now

592. (6) - S5x18 - Story of My Life

593. (6) - S5x18 - Piece of My Heart

594. (6) - S5x19 - Memory

595. (6) - S6x01 - Sing

596. (6) - S6x01 - Uninvited

597. (6) - S6x02 - Viva Voce

598. (6) - S6x03 - So Far Away

599. (6) - S6x04 - Rock Lobster

600. (6) - S6x05 - It Must Have Been Love

601. (6) - S6x06 - Wishin' And Hoping

602. (6) - S6x06 - Baby It's You

603. (6) - S6x07 - All About That Bass

604. (6) - S6x07 - Time After Time

605. (6) - S6x09 - Break Free

606. (6) - S6x09 - Lose My Breath

607. (6) - S6x12 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot/2009)

608. (6) - S6x12 - I Kissed a Girl

609. (6) - S6x13 - The Winner Takes It All

610. (5) - S1x01 - You're the One That I Want (ver. 1)

611. (5) - S1x01 - Mr. Cellophane

612. (5) - S1x01 - Respect

613. (5) - S1x03 - I Wanna Sex You Up

614. (5) - S1x04 - Tonight

615. (5) - S1x10 - (You're Having My Baby)

616. (5) - S1x10 - Crush

617. (5) - S1x15 - What It Feels Like for a Girl

618. (5) - S1x17 - Ice Ice Baby

619. (5) - S1x18 - Pink Houses

620. (5) - S1x21 - Tell Me Something Good

621. (5) - S2x01 - Getting to Know You

622. (5) - S2x02 - Toxic

623. (5) - S2x07 - Conjunction Junction

624. (5) - S2x09 - The Living Years

625. (5) - S2x09 - Don't Cry for Me Argentina

626. (5) - S2x10 - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

627. (5) - S2x12 - My Funny Valentine

628. (5) - S2x13 - I Know What Boys Like

629. (5) - S2x14 - Blame It (On the Alcohol)

630. (5) - S2x14 - Tik Tok

631. (5) - S2x14 - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

632. (5) - S2x16 - Jesus Is My Friend

633. (5) - S2x17 - All By Myself

634. (5) - S2x17 - I Follow Rivers

635. (5) - S2x19 - Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You?

636. (5) - S2x20 - Jar of Hearts

637. (5) - S2x22 - Yeah!

638. (5) - S2x22 - Pretending

639. (5) - S3x01 - Big Spender

640. (5) - S3x06 - Rumour Has It/Someone Like You

641. (5) - S3x10 - Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash

642. (5) - S3x10 - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

643. (5) - S3x13 - You're the Top

644. (5) - S3x19 - Dinosaur

645. (5) - S3x20 - I Won't Give Up

646. (5) - S4x01 - Call Me Maybe

647. (5) - S4x02 - Gimme More

648. (5) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee

649. (5) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)

650. (5) - S4x08 - Gangnam Style

651. (5) - S4x09 - O Holy Night

652. (5) - S4x10 - The First Noel

653. (5) - S4x11 - Baby Got Back

654. (5) - S4x11 - I Don't Know How to Love Him

655. (5) - S4x14 - We've Got Tonite

656. (5) - S4x15 - Unchained Melody

657. (5) - S4x16 - I Still Believe/Super Bass

658. (5) - S4x17 - Wannabe

659. (5) - S4x18 - Your Song

660. (5) - S4x20 - We Will Rock You

661. (5) - S4x22 - Rainbow Connection

662. (5) - S5x01 - Yesterday

663. (5) - S5x03 - Seasons of Love

664. (5) - S5x03 - Make You Feel My Love

665. (5) - S5x08 - The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)

666. (5) - S5x08 - O Christmas Tree

667. (5) - S5x09 - Don't Rain On My Parade

668. (5) - S5x12 - Raise Your Glass

669. (5) - S5x12 - Happy

670. (5) - S5x17 - Lovefool

671. (5) - S5x17 - NYC

672. (5) - S5x18 - Wake Me Up

673. (5) - S5x18 - The Rose

674. (5) - S6x01 - Let It Go

675. (5) - S6x02 - Problem

676. (5) - S6x05 - All Out of Love

677. (5) - S6x06 - I'll Never Fall in Love Again

678. (5) - S6x07 - Same Love

679. (5) - S6x10 - The Trolley Song

680. (5) - S6x10 - The Final Countdown

681. (5) - S6x11 - Chandelier

682. (5) - S6x11 - Take Me to Church

683. (5) - S6x12 - Pony

684. (4) - S1x01 - I Kissed a Girl

685. (4) - S1x08 - What A Girl Wants

686. (4) - S1x10 - Endless Love

687. (4) - S2x01 - Listen

688. (4) - S2x03 - Papa, Can You Hear Me?

689. (4) - S2x04 - With You I'm Born Again

690. (4) - S2x08 - Ohio

691. (4) - S2x08 - Sway

692. (4) - S2x13 - This Little Light of Mine

693. (4) - S2x20 - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You

694. (4) - S2x22 - As Long as You're There

695. (4) - S3x13 - Chapel of Love

696. (4) - S4x01 - Sister Christian

697. (4) - S4x20 - Little Girls

698. (3) - S1x05 - Cabaret

699. (3) - S1x08 - Thong Song

700. (3) - S3x12 - A Little Less Conversation

701. (1) - S5x05 - Blurred Lines

702. (NA) - S5x04 - Roar

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