What do you think it would be like if primarchs used social media?
Lion El'Jonson:
Private account, doesn't accept follower requests
Rarely posts, usually just sunset or forest photos
Uses emojis sarcastically in replies
Has 20 followers but thinks it's way too many
Fulgrim:
Aesthetic pictures pose artfully depict exotic hobbies and runway couture
Filters all photos to perfection
Constantly debates high art vs pop culture
Thirst traps cause monthly massacres
"Like for a follow back 🔥"
Perturabo:
Photos are exclusively poorly-lit fortress blueprints
Bio is 25000 character treatise on siege tactics
Follows exactly 12 history scholars
Hates everyone and everything on the site
Actually ran some incisive political commentary bots before being banned
Jaghatai Khan:
Only posts the sickest motocross and extreme sports clips
Videos have insane views but no captions
Fans think he's a cryptid until rare livestreams
Hijacks Fulgrim's comments to hype rad stunts
Leman Russ:
Changed his name to 'Wolf Daddy 🐺'
Shirtless hunting/drinking photos get 10K likes
Roasts everyone in comments but they love it
Followers think he's a viking hipster meme page
Follows biker gangs, sled dog accts, scholars of old Terra
Rogal Dorn:
Only posts are architectural blueprints and records of fortifications
Gets into epic debates about structural principles in comments
No one knows if he actually loads new content or just archives old
Somehow gains tons of followers thirsting for DILF
Konrad Curze:
Pure darkness and screams in hazy JPEGs
3 followers and they're all bots
Posts disturbing ‘prophecies’ and murder puzzles
Under investigation for doxxing
Sanguinius:
Angelic selfies bring all the followers to his page
Flowing locks and golden abs get 20K likes instantly
Quotes poetry in every reply but no one understands
Only follows animal shelter and children's hospital accounts
Ferrus Manus:
Only follows engineering/robotics pages
Posts heavily filtered machine shop mini-documentaries
Photos of custom machines that make engineers weep
Comments are unintelligible techno-babble
Somehow gains huge gym bro following thirsting for muscle
Angron:
Gets banned monthly for graphic content and abuse
Posts angry rants about society in broken caps
Got suspended after sending death threats to Guilliman
Only follower is Khârn who comments 'THIS' on everything
Roboute Guilliman:
Shares updates on the latest Codexes
Only follows serious history/philosophy lecture pages
Posts long analyses of governance strategies
Constantly lectures others in comments
Has blocked half his followers for trolling
Mortarion:
Aesthetic is grimy gas mask selfies in back alleys
ONLY reposts plague doctor memes from 2003
Bio is endless copypasta about essential oils
Gains cult following of goths, metal heads and preppers
Magnus:
Endless livestreams talking about theoretical magic at 3AM with 2 viewers.
Tries making TikToks explaining sorcery but the videos are an hour long each.
Overexplains memes and emojis in long-winded threads
Memes and facts threads blow up as the most esoteric
Horus Lupercal:
Selfies showing off abs get him 50K followers in a week
Posts stunning photos from across the Imperium with #blessed captions
Fan club is half the mankind
DMs from people asking for selfies blow up his notifications
Lorgar Aurelian:
Aesthetic is dark robes and candlelit monasteries
Constantly reposting zealot sermons out of context
Accidentally starts wars of faith whenever he livestreams
Got suspended for uploading hardcore Slaneeshi hymns
Still has 10 alt accounts all named Brother [REDACTED]
Vulkan:
Only follows puppy accounts and craft bloggers
Posts Happy Holiday baking tutorials and dad jokes
Likes and comments positivity on everyone's posts
Followers think he's the nicest DILF ever online
Secretly the biggest wholesome meme page
Corvus Corax:
Only darkness, shadow puppets and cryptic poems
No one knows if he's real or a myth on the deep web
Internet detectives can’t trace his true identity
Only sends encrypted coordinates in mysterious DMs
No one has any idea what he's trying to say
1 follower is Alpharius who only replies 'No, I'm Alpharius'
Alpharius/Omegon:
Constantly pretending to be other online
No one knows their true forms or agenda
Takeovers of government sites spark conspiracies
Leaves clues implicating everyone else’s schemes
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A bit of a personal commentary of the recent stuff involving a dude that payed about $50,000 for what appears to be a Self shipping video
I've heard many things of this whole stuff, but I'm gonna add i don't know all of the sides on here but I just really wanna say something about the whole situation, even if I'm just someone who is barely known on the internet and world...
Why all the criticism and hate?
Yeah, I know the dude is known from the animated rap battles, and it may be a bit "bizzare" to now know he likes a fictional character so much he paid almost (exactly or even more, not 100% sure about this info) for a music video with him and this character, And....
I say good for him honestly
I just, I don't understand all the criticism and hate he's been getting?
Yeah sure, he was someone that maybe we wouldn't think he would like this character on specific, or anyone to pay "so much money" for a vid, but at the end of the day he's still a human
And the most important thing here, he's not harming no one
which I want to clarify I'm only "defending" him because I have not heard any information of any harm towards anyone being done in this situation so far, and I'm pretty sure he hasn't
He just likes a character, AND it's his money at the end of the day
He didn't do it because he wanted to cause cringe or attack the creator of the character
He did it because, he simply likes a lot the character, probably liked the song to, and wanted to see these two thing together, which is good! The song ain't attacking anyone, the animation ain't hurting no one, not even him is like "HEY LOOOK, I PAYED FOR THIS!1!1!!1!"
It's a personal thing, that was filtered accidentally, and I think y'all should leave him alone
I too have my own stuff that is personal, and sure that if it got public I would get my good amount of mocking and hate comments, BUT IT'S A PERSONAL THING!
It's not meant to satisfy anyone or anything, other than make me happy
I feel he's the same
And I have seen the memes of
"OHhhHhh wHaT wOulD YouU WANntTt iF you Had 50K!??!?
A video of your character and you or (any other stuff than that)"
I'm gonna say it
Yeah, if I had 50k I would definitely want my own video with my fav character
You want a plane? Or any other thing? Well Kay!! You like that, but I don't, and that's fine
You don't have to rub it on my face that you like it, I myself ain't doing that
Maybe to me the fact that YOU want a plane is silly
But it's your thing, and I'm not gonna judge you for that yk? So don't do that either to me
Now, with the the animation on itself, I heard it has various traced frames from the Hazbin hotel pilot, well, I'm not gonna defend that, but you keep the dude away from that
I don't think he knew or was like "ah yesss, trace the original animationnnn", so you keep him out of that
And tbh, if it was a personal animation, like, there's no profit taken from that, it may have been more helpful to trace that rather than have a Charlie that just looks wonky, plus, again, it wasn't meant to be something public
Second....
"OMGGGG!!?!? WHY 50,000KKKK?!!?!?!?? THAT'S LIKE SO EXPENSIVEEEEE"
Yeah, as a semi animator myself, Animation takes time, it's work
And seeing the whole animation, even just a few seconds, the animation does have his effort put into it, it has characters, colored, a background which also moves, and overall it's goodly cleaned!
The dude also said it! It was made by a whole team, not just one person
Look at it like this, you are part of the team, maybe there are like.... 8 on the team, you do the backgrounds, and all of that takes your time, maybe you even sleep late for it, and all you get payed after all that effort and nights of working is 20$ dollars
You barely can buy something with that, maybe a carton of milk, the prices and economy aren't really friendly these days
Yeah, that doesn't really sound fair does it?
If anything I would praise the guy for paying all the amount that was asked for what he wanted, because some people on comparison.... Oh boy
And third, many say that this is out of character for Charlie, that she has a girlfriend and stuff like that
Yeah, says the same person that sexualizes alastor even despite the fact that he's canonically aroace, and yeah, I'm personally a whole fanatic of Charlie and Vaggie, but if someone likes Charlie and wants to ship himself with it I'm okay with that, he ain't doing it because he wants to make me mad or harm me, he just liked the character a lot
Also, when you like someone, yeah, you may accidentally make them differently than what they are in your head, and that applies even on real life relationships
So yeah, that was my personal humble opinion on the situation
Just.... Leave the guy alone
Put it like an ice cream
He wanted and ice cream, maybe cheese ice cream (yeah, that exists and it's fucking delicious), but he did it on private exactly because he knew people don't exactly think and just start attacking and mocking anything that may be unusual, and he just didn't want to deal with all that
But then someone saw it, took a picture of him eating his ice cream happily, and showed it to everyone, and that's how all the fire started
I think all of this situation is silly really
It just reminds me that there are many people that just do that for laughs or because on their head it's a whole war if someone thinks different than them, and then they are all worried and confused why the person they bullied is now either mad, or became bad
Just let him be
I can't believe even today we are still dealing with shit like this
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