Me: i wanted to be cool, like you guys!!
Mutals blogs: so you stuck with the default blog theme and changed the color of your text?
Me: 🫣... 😔🙏🏾 have pity on me
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[Angel!Y/N & Lucifer going through their old stuff]
Lucifer, digging : Hey.. this looks oddly familiar *pulls it out* wait, isn’t this—
Angel!Y/N, flustered : oh— yeah..
Lucifer : This is my old shirt when I was an angel! You.. kept it all this time?
Angel!Y/N : Yeah, its— uh its means a lot to me..
Lucifer, teasingly : oh really? You even wore it?
Angel!Y/N, chuckles : I actually wear it as my pyjamas to this day
Lucifer, blushed : Y-you do?
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Splinter: You're responsible for your own happiness, you know.
Leo: Good god, that's depressing.
Splinter: No, it's not.
Leo: I'm responsible for my own happiness? All due respect, Sensai, I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast.
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Simon Petrikov x Y/N Incorrect Quotes:
The Candy Queen’s song has been stuck in my head for almost a week now. Send help.
I’m working on actual Simon x Readers, but those are gonna take some time…so I’m posting this instead.
Simon: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Y/N: You and me!!!
Simon, tearing up: Okay.
Simon: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Y/N: Stop romanticizing the past.
Simon, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Y/N: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Simon, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/N: Outstanding.
Simon: This is what I’m talking about people.
Y/N: We both look very handsome tonight.
Simon: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Y/N: I couldn't take that chance.
Y/N: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Simon: Okay.
Y/N: And make out during the scary parts.
Simon: Th-
Simon: The scary parts.
Simon: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Y/N: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Simon: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Simon: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Y/N: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Simon: But you’re always acting stupid?
Y/N: ...
Y/N: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
Y/N: Simon and I are no longer friends.
Simon: Y/N THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
Y/N: Talk dirty to me~
Simon: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Y/N: Wha-
Simon: The economy is in shambles.
Y/N, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
Simon, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.
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