#But that just pissed me off so much like if you wanna play doctor at least take your fucking airpods out

[littlemuppetmonsters]

I mostly dont care about retail/service workers being unprofessional or whatever but something about this pharmacy tech today having the gall and audacity to try and tell me what meds i should be taking with whilst not even taking her fuckin airpods out.........i felt some kind of rage ive never experienced before

#This pharmacy has almost completely changed staff in the past 3 months and its soooooo much worse #When it comes to like someone working on the salesfloor i genuinely dont care 99% of the time im not asking for help anyways #Keep your airpods in godspeed i hope your shift ends soon #But this little blonde bitch sitting here telling me 'well vyvanse and adderall arent really interchangeable' #Sorry are you my doctor? #Was that you I drove 30 mins to see yesterday? #Has it been you this whole time? #You know all my medical history and how my brain works and my reactions to different substances?? #My apologies maam I didnt realize #And maybe being off my meds has me a little on edge and irritable #(it does) #But that just pissed me off so much like if you wanna play doctor at least take your fucking airpods out #Idc if that makes me a karen or whatever #I just need to be on a fucking stimulant i dont care which one and neither should you #Seeing as you are not me nor a part of my albeit limited medical team #You are some random pharmacy tech fresh out of college you dont know me or my brain #Now im rambling i really just wanna go off on her and her ugly little boss too #Trying to tell me what kind of antidepressants i can take and 'you should double check with your doctor' #Sir please kill yourself #Its the way he says it too like 'um no you shouldnt be taking it like that. idiot' #Okay well how about I do and you dont concern yourself with it!!!! Fugly cunt!!!!!!!! #You cant even keep my fucking medication in stock how about you worry about that first!!!! #God im sorry im not doing well #I shouldve been asleep 2 hours ago #😁😁😁

[blackwolfstabs]

Omg I just thought of something

Can I get your team Loomis headcanons for shits and giggles pls I feel it would be so fun plsplsplspls

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uhhhh OF COURSE!!

for shits and giggles and you, the billy to my sam: 🩶

Team Loomis Headcanons

──────── GIFS not mine

don't you judge me billy ok? I MEAN IT 😤😂 (side note: these are based in a universe where Billy's not dead because it's easier and i love thinking about it lol)

Billy wants to be a dad rather than just a father to Sam, but he doesn't know how to do it in the right way, which leads him to fall back on trying to guide her in the right direction, even if he's hard on her about it.

They bicker CONSTANTLY. like we're talking almost every time they have a casual conversation. they're a lot alike so they butt-heads like you would not believe. you want proof? this is from something personal that i wrote a while back in an AU where everyone that was killed in the Scream verse was resurrected. Christina, Billy, Sam, and Tara all live together (just gonna share the dialogue because context is a thing and you'd be lost if i didn't give you a whole explanation):

CHRISTINA: *talking about Tara, who she had to wake up for a doctor's appointment* She's grumpy, so that's your fair warning. I gave her 5 minutes to come out here so she can eat before we go. We'll see if she does it... SAM: You should keep that in mind next time you think she's the good one. I don't give you half the hard times she does. BILLY: Maybe with waking up, that is. SAM: What's that supposed to mean? BILLY: Honestly, you're a handful, and you're 26. SAM: Well, you're 43, and you're a handful, so... BILLY: You watch your backtalk, Sam. SAM: You watch your front-talk, Billy. BILLY: Hey. Those are fighting words. SAM: Bring it. CHRISTINA: Alright, you two. Give it a rest. *beat* Samantha, you really should watch your mouth though. SAM: Me? This one started it. He should watch his. *mockingly* Honestly, I'm 26 years old. BILLY: Oh, really? You wanna play that game?

these hcs are for @alphawolfstabs, so i thought he'd enjoy that, but to everyone else, sorry that was long haha i didn't expect to share it.

anyways, back to the rest of the headcanons!

everything is Sam's fault. or Billy just blames everything on Sam. it doesn't matter who did it or why, if someone asks, you can bet you'll hear Billy answer "SAM!" and it drives Sam crazy.

if Sam isn't feeling well, is hurt, tired, or emotional, Billy is the first to notice (he notices even before Tara does).

as much as it doesn't seem like it, Sam trusts Billy a lot. he's always been right, when it comes to her and deep down (and i mean DEEP DEEP down) there's a place in her heart for him. in other words, she wouldn't admit it, but she does love him.

Billy loves teasing Sam just to piss her off. he does it for fun.

Sam disses the crap out of Billy just to piss him off. she does it for fun.

they make one hell of a fighting team (this one is canon but imagine them in the flesh together)

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just a few for you right there. let me know if you want more and i'll do them in the future! 😉

ty for requesting these!! 🩶

#parkershares #parkerwrites #my headcanons #team loomis #ask #ask box #scream #scream 1996 #scream v #scream vi #sam carpenter #sam loomis #billy loomis #i love them sm #sam carpenter headcanons #billy loomis headcanons #team loomis headcanons #inncorrect quotes #alphawolfstabs #blackwolfstabs

[lastweeksshirttonight]

Did you want my notes on Strike Force Five episode one? No? TOO BAD! YOU'RE GETTING THEM!

(Heavy spoilers for episode 1 if you plan on listening soon!)

- I love the show's overall vibe and the "roles" that all of the guys play. It's definitely a free-wheeling, off the rails kind of show, where everyone is rambling over each other; the personalities involved can make or break this kind of podcast, and everyone thankfully is playing to their strengths.

Kimmel serves as the overall show runner and is seemingly the only one endeavoring to keep anything on track, which is a slightly thankless job with this group, but he's got a soundboard and all his radio experience guiding him. Colbert also leans into being the other "elder statesman", as it were, but is much easier to derail (and provides his own episode eclipsing derail I'll talk about later). Fallon is surprisingly reserved and a bit awkward - I'm not the hugest fan of Fallon, but in this podcast, that energy serves him pretty well. Kimmel introduces Seth as "the cute one" and he seems the most neutral so far, just there to ask questions and crack jokes. And John is their super sarcastic "evil teammate" who occasionally interjects to just destroy everyone. Perfect dynamics, 10/10, no notes.

- Seth qualifies his eyes as ocean blue. John says they're Gatorade blue. I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a description of someone's eyes.

- There's a point where I assume there must have been a really blunt edit, because Fallon changes the topic abruptly to having a doctorate. Otherwise, I love the image of Fallon just sitting on that revelation and WAITING, BURSTING to talk about how he has a doctorate, while everyone else talks about Kimmel getting paid summers off.

- Everyone mention multiple times that they have sponsors and are doing this show to help pay their staff during the strikes, which is lovely. This does not mean they aren't taking the piss out of their sponsors. I never thought I'd hear worse ad copy reading than I do on The Jeff Gerstmann Show (I love Jeff, don't get me wrong, but his ad copy screaming is hilariously bad), but the Casamigos ad in this is something else. John spends most of his reading time shitting on a bleeped-out competitor that he calls "not fit for human consumption", Stephen says "you're gonna wanna wipe your ass with it" and likens it to the smoothness of sheets you make love on, there's a disembodied "woo" at some point, Seth stumbles all over a few Spanish words, and Fallon delivers his lines in his awful fake French Timothee Chalamet puppet voice. It's pure chaos and I love it so much.

- Kimmel referring to "the despicable Matt Damon" made me so happy.

- John has never done a deposition. Kimmel saying "I'm surprised you're not in prison" gets lost which is sad, that's a fucking hilarious joke.

- Fallon tells an amazing story about his mom being a nun for a week. She left after being reprimanded for taking Lifesavers into the nunnery and then left. My late aunt and best friend, who was also a nun, probably would have loved Jimmy's mom, as she was always going on wine tastings and picked the order she joined entirely based on who would let her continue to drink after taking her vows. Jimmy also has a picture of his mom dressed as a nun holding a doll dressed as a nun, which is absurd and adorable.

- This leads to everyone but Seth confessing that they'd all thought about becoming priests at some point. That doesn't shock me about Stephen at all, tbf, knowing how religious he is.

- I have to shamefully admit that when John mentioned that he told his father he wanted to be a vicar, my brain went to an extremely Fleabag place and I had to rewind the podcast once I snapped out of it and realized I'd missed like 3 minutes of jokes (including a fantastic one from Seth about John having a doll of himself as a child, like Fallon's mom's nun doll).

- "Don't you want a whole new crop of relatives to visit and entertain?" "Do you wanna get cancelled?! :D" The two Jimmys everyone.

- Stephen reveals who he has everyone saved as in his phone, to prevent people from figuring out who his contacts are if his phone gets stolen. John's is Joliver, which 1) was his name as written on TDS scripts to differentiate him from Jon Stewart, and 2) as everyone points out, is a VERY easy code to crack. Don't really need Sherlock for that one.

- ONE OF US ALERT: Stephen collects weird late night shit, like a hat from The Chevy Chase Show (John literally goes "WOW") and a silk jacket from The Pat Sajak Show. I am very jealous of this collection.

- Next episode everyone will talk about first episodes. I cannot wait to hear John talk about how all over the place his first episode is.

- The big story, running joke, and completely wild admission from this episode - Stephen Colbert has a pair of Nicaraguan dictator Anastasio Somoza's pants. Fallon asks how no one outbid him, and it turns out his MOTHER had them BECAUSE SHE DATED HIM. His uncle went to LaSalle Military Academy with Somoza, and Somoza stayed with them during holiday breaks. Everyone else in the room picks up on the idea that Stephen's mom probably slept with a dictator (or as Kimmel says, "made love to a murderer"), Seth claims his mom drinks coffee out of Ferdinand Marcos' skull, and every other male figure Stephen brings up for the rest of the episode is assumed to be someone his mom slept with.

If you asked me before listening to this podcast if I thought there were going to be a pile of elevated "your mom" jokes holding it together, I would have pretty strongly said "no". Surprises at every turn in this pod.

The beginning of this story also captures John SO STRONGLY, and he wants to hear everything about it. Definite Bugle vibes there, this man will never not want to hear about weird dictator facts. He also manages to completely kill Seth by saying "Anastasio Somoza's pants, brought to you by Casamigos".

- Finally, I have already sent an email to the show asking about Planet of the Bass, to make up for my complete failure to ask at the Q&A. I got y'all, we'll get this answer some day.

#strike force five #john oliver #seth meyers #stephen colbert #jimmy kimmel #jimmy fallon #literally wrote this at work so apologies for its complete lack of coherence #but spotify you ✨️fucks✨️

[lovlibea85]

Imagine if people irl had leitmotifs and themes, it would be so cool to see how that would work

Like, you go three years without seeing someone and then when you run into them again you realize ‘wait, when did your theme pick up that baseline?’ And they tell you about how they moved and now they’re best friends with their current neighbor, it’d be so freaking cool

Just think about it:

•music that changes with people’s emotions!

•boss themes when you piss someone off

•Also! It’d be so cool for it to be like another social language, and that in and of itself extending to neurodivergence

•autistic people’s themes playing situationally incorrect mood music

•people with anxiety having unnecessary tension to their themes while anxious

•people with ADHD (and maybe autism too, or also anxiety) having tempo regulation issues

“Sweetheart nothing is happening but your theme tempo is running at 240 bpm do I need to call a doctor??”

“Prescribe me Adderall mother”

•people with DID having multiple main and intrinsic leitmotifs!

•uhhh probably something different about people with schizophrenia idk, I don’t wanna slap something on there and have it feed stereotypes or something

•spending enough time with someone leads to you picking up parts of their theme, even their own leitmotif

That would make hiding a relationship really hard though… unless:

•maybe it’d be semi-automatic like a stim or flinching or whatever, but able to suppress or alter its expression

•masking with themes? Masking with themes.

•people being traumatized into not letting their theme play

•musical therapies to help people get comfortable playing their theme again

•therapies to help people alter their theme’s expression!

“I’ve spent so long recovering from the abuse my dad put me through, but I still can’t get that high trill of his out of my theme”

And then therapy sessions focused on helping reduce or alter the expression of that portion of theme

Man, there could be so much potential here

#text post #ideas #writing prompt #maybe? #leitmotif #music #i still don’t know how to tag

[sebastiansluts]

AO3 Ask

Ask: I love these thank you so much. Please can you do one with a dark doctor Bucky and innocent reader with him pissing and overstimulation if you can. Love your work xx

You're welcome! Thank you for commenting!

Bucky Barnes x Reader; dub!con, nipple play, vaginal sex, size kink, overstimulation, piss kink

ANY HATE WILL BE DELETED THIS IS A JUDGEMENT FREE ZONE DON'T LIKE, DON'T INTERACT; MINORS DO NOT INTERACT 18+

You were in for your yearly physical, but your regular doctor was gone, so you had to see a replacement, Doctor James Barnes. You sat in the office, waiting for him in only a robe like instructed by the nurse, your butt sticking to the paper under you. Just as you were shifting, peeling the paper off your thigh, the door opened and Doctor Barnes walked in, closing it behind him. He was a large man, easily over six feet tall, with big bulging muscles that threatened to rip the seams of his doctor's coat. He came towards you, moving to the side at the last moment, going around your legs, dangling off the bed. He rested against the desk in front of you, his blue eyes studying you.

You pulled at the collar of your robe, feeling somehow restrained by it, and it slipped down your shoulder, the messy tie you had made in the back falling undone. Doctor Barnes' eyes focused on it, and he stood up, reaching a hand out to pull it further down, exposing one of your breasts.

Your breath caught as he palmed your tit, then pinched your nipple hard. Your cunt clenched and you moaned in shock, Doctor Barnes' eyes darkening rapidly as he pushed you back against the bed. He ripped the gown from your body, tossing it behind him as you shivered in the cool air, trying to cover your body.

Doctor Barnes knocked your hands away from your tits and spread your legs apart, getting between them. "Don't hide from your doctor, doll, need to see your whole body, how else'm I supposed to know if you're healthy or not?"

Your eyes widened as he undid his slacks, pulling out his thick cock. "Let's see if this cunt is big enough for me, huh? Or if it's so tight I just tear you apart," Doctor Barnes said wickedly, grinning as you shook in fear, trying to pull away. He held you tight, keeping you in place as he pressed the tip of his dick to your entrance.

"Doctor Barnes, please, it-it's too big, it won't fit," you said hesitantly, but he ignored you, pushing into your cunt, making you gasp and shake with the stretch, tears in your eyes.

"Yeah, fuckin' take it, just like that doll, nice and tight around me," Doctor Barnes groaned, rocking his hips back and forth until his entire length was inside you. You were whimpering quietly, your hands fisted in his doctor's coat, pulling him towards you as you tried to adjust. "Look at you, already acting like a desperate slut, needing me closer, deeper," he grunted, thrusting his hips and making you yelp.

"Doctor Barnes, please-"

His hand clamped down over your mouth. "Quiet, we don't need anyone interrupting us, though maybe you'd like that? Hmm? Would you like if you were lying a table under bright lights, surrounded by other men like me? Or would you rather it just be me, fucking you over and over again, until you can't speak?"

Your eyes were wide, with both fear and arousal, your heart beating double time as Doctor Barnes fucked you, one hand on your hip, the other still covering your mouth.

"It doesn't matter, I don't think I can share you just yet, doll. This pussy is too good, wanna keep it all to myself, forever," Doctor Barnes whispered in your ear, licking a stripe up your neck. You shivered and his hips moved even faster. He bent his head and sucked one of your nipples into his mouth, making you keen beneath his hand.

He bit down, rolling it between his teeth, your body jolting on the bed as he you tried to get away, pain and pleasure swirling together until suddenly you were coming, feeling like the floor had been kicked out from under you. Your legs wrapped around Doctor Barnes' waist and squeezed, making him grunt as he was forced deeper into you.

He didn't release your nipple, sucking harder as you shook, building you up higher faster, your core clenching tight. He was practically humping you, grinding his dick across your spot, mouth still firmly attached to your nipple.

You started crying as you felt yourself come again, core tightening and releasing in waves. Doctor Barnes finally released your nipple, red and swollen, the cool air making it pebble and harden. He kept moving his hips, standing back upright, fingers going down to your clit. You sobbed as he rubbed at it, not letting you come down from your last orgasm before he was pushing for your next one.

"Come on doll, gimme some more, wouldn't you like another?" Doctor Barnes asked, smirking as you weakly pulled on his coat, not sure whether you trying to bring him closer or farther away.

You jerked in his hold as he kept hammering your spot, fingers pinching your clit and rolling it between them. Tears spilled down your face, soaking Doctor Barnes' hand, still firmly over your mouth.

Doctor Barnes licked a teardrop all the way from your sore nipple up to your cheek, whispering, "I know you think you can't, but you can and you will, because you're a good girl, and good girls come when they're told."

You whimpered in the back of your throat, fresh tears falling as you came again, squirting around his dick, unable to hold back. Doctor Barnes groaned deeply, hips moving faster as he came, sliding through your wet pussy obscenely loudly. He pulled out, staring down at the wet spot you had made on the floor.

"Jesus doll, you've made quite the mess. Why don't you get down in it and we'll add to it, just a little. There you go, on your knees," Doctor Barnes directed as he helped you down to the floor. You sat back, blinking up at him tiredly. "Open that pretty little mouth baby, let's make you really dirty," he said, beginning to piss as soon as your mouth opened.

You sputtered, shutting your mouth as you gagged and spit. Doctor Barnes laughed, pissing over your face and tits, then grabbing your head and forcing your mouth on his cock, filling your mouth with piss. He released you, letting it spill out, down your chest, the taste lingering on your tongue as he finished.

Doctor Barnes stood back from you, taking you in, makeup a mess, spit drying across your chest, piss clinging to your eyelashes as you stuck your tongue out, grimacing at the taste on it. "What a sight," he murmured, one hand tight in your hair, keeping your head up and looking at him. "Let's finish the exam, shall we?"

#bucky barnes #bucky barnes smut #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x you #bucky barnes x y/n #smut #no y/n #reader insert

[pepsi-maxwell]

Sunday Six! (probably more than six)

tagging YOU, the person reading this message! mainly because i don't wanna free tag anyone in piss kink but if you see this, please tag me in your own wips, i'm so very curious

anyway. alex shelley/kevin nash, set during the 2007 paparazzi championship series, piss kink + medical play, under a cut for those reasons, enjoy!

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Deep down, he knows that Kevin isn't a real doctor, that these piss samples aren't going anywhere near any kind of lab to test for any kind of steroids, but thinking about that too much means thinking about why, then, Kevin is having them all piss in cups for him in the first place.

“Did you not drink plenty of water like I told you to?” Doctor Nash asks, sounding a little disappointed. He looks at Alex searchingly, and Alex has to look away, down at his shoes, catching a glimpse of his own thighs, pressed together because of the pressure beginning to build inside of him, and his bladder twinges in discomfort a little more intensely.

“I did,” is his sullen response. “I just…”

Can't get my dick out and pee when you're looking at me like that, he thinks. 

Doctor Nash looks at him for a moment longer, and Alex's heart pounds sickeningly behind his ribs with nerves. Fuck, what if he gets kicked out of the PCS for this? Booted out of Paparazzi Productions completely, which is his thing–

“Pee shy?” Doctor Nash asks knowingly, interrupting his spiralling thoughts. Alex’s cheeks flush red despite his best efforts and he nods shortly, still staring a hole into the floor. “That's okay, you're not the first. I have a… special technique that'll help with that.”

He laughs, not at all like the good doctor persona he's affected in here. No, that's all Kevin. 

And then he grabs a box of latex gloves off the table next to him, and Alex's heart drops to somewhere in the region of his feet as Doctor Nash pulls one over his hand.

Have his hands always looked so big?

#alex shelley/kevin nash #sunday six #piss tag #godiva writes

[mlmxreader]

It's All Different | Donald Pierce x nb!reader

Anonymous asked: Donald Pierce x Enby Reader

Reader gets shot and he takes care of them and aids in their recovery

summary: Donald really isn't fucking happy when you get hurt whilst on the job, but he does his best to take care of you.

tws: swearing, gun violence, mentions of death, wounding/injury

Donald could be a mean son of a bitch when he wanted to, he could be more than casually cruel and more than a hateful bastard, but when he lost his temper, he really lost his fucking temper; by the time the Reavers had finished putting the chunks of body parts, a gory and sickening jigsaw puzzle, they were more than certain that Donald wasn't just pissed, he was fucking livid. It wasn't just anyone that had gotten caught in the fire fight, it wasn't just anyone that had gotten shot in the shoulder. It was you. Donald's right hand, his favourite person in the whole fucking world. The only person he never, not in his life, would hurt or allow to be hurt. The Reavers knew, in that moment, that everything was fucked. It suddenly made sense why there were fucking jigsaw puzzles of men laid around and strewn about. They didn't say shit when Donald dragged you off and loaded you into his car, barking an order at the guys to clean up the mess and to make sure that everyone else was dead.

It was mostly luck that Donald knew a fair few doctors who had agreed to fish the bullet out of your shoulder and to get you as patched up as they could, but recovery wasn't going to be easy and Donald would have to help you; he had to act like he wasn't just fine with it, had to act cold and pissed off like looking after the only person he ever gave a shit about was something he detested even the suggestion of. He did, however, ask the doctors if they would do him a favour and change your legal medical records so that your gender was recognised as nonbinary; it was something that you had told Donald you wanted to do before, but you never had the money and... well, he was there. It was two birds with one stone.

But now he was here, laid in bed beside you, the stench of antiseptic and blood lingering on your body as you sat beside him, propped up on pillows; doctors orders were that you couldn't put pressure on your arm and you couldn't lift anything and you couldn't stretch it and you couldn't really do anything until it had healed up some. Donald never pictured a domestic life, if he was honest; waking you up with coffee, helping you to dress yourself, reminding you to take your medication, helping you wash. He never pictured it. But then again... you were different anyway. You were always different in his eyes; he could never see himself far from you, straying from you. He could never see himself hurting you, he would make anyone feel ten times the pain if they ever so much as flicked your ear. He never saw himself dancing to Dolly Parton songs in the kitchen on a sleepless night. He never saw himself smiling and laughing at something that wasn't cruel. But now he was doing all of that.

'Joshua' by Dolly Parton playing on the speaker on the windowsill, empty Red Bull cans littered the desk, and when Donald stole a look at you, he grumbled softly.

"Ought to change that," he gestured to the wound dressing on your shoulder as he frowned. "You've had it on all day."

"Change later," you grumbled, shaking your head. "I can't be bothered. I'm comfy."

Donald almost wanted to laugh, shaking his head. "Do you wanna get an infection, baby?"

"Maybe I do," you playfully, tiredly, bit back. "Maybe I want you to take care of me for a little while longer."

He scoffed, glaring at you as he clenched his jaw a little; he wasn't used to this, he wasn't entirely sure if he liked it but... but being alone with you was different. Being at your side in an actual bed and not one of those motel beds that were stiff and uncomfortably cold, it was different. "You'd really let that shit get infected, just to have me look after you?"

"Yeah," you nodded. "Why wouldn't I want my boyfriend to look after me like this for... however long an infection would last?"

"I'm gonna change the dressing," he told you, reluctantly getting up and leaving you. He heard the song change, and smiled fondly; the first song you ever talked him into dancing with you to.

The first song that played when he realised that you were so different. 'Moonlight Rendezvous' by Beast In Black. He came back as soon as he got the fresh dressing and knelt between your legs.

"You remember this one, baby?"

"I do," you grinned, so fucking fond of him. You never did look at him like anyone else, you always looked at him like he was different. Like he meant something else, something more.

You could remember the way his body felt against yours when you danced together, you could remember the heat of his flesh and the stark contract of the cool metal fingertips that dug into your skin; you could remember the teeth against your neck. You could remember how he had felt so different than anyone you had met before, you could remember how you immediately felt like he was different. He was something else and you had wanted him so much.

Your first dance as a proper couple, and you were drowning in difference and you loved it.

"Hold still," Donald growled. "Keep your eyes on me."

You did as he said while he worked on getting the old dressing off; the padded bit covered in a wet scab that made him growl under his breath as he tried not to touch it before he wiped the wound down to clean it and he ever so gently dressed it. He was always different around you; he was softer, gentler. He had a soft spot for you since the beginning.

Save me, come close and whisper my true name and become all soothing rain, touch me like no one's touched me before in the deep of a cold heart's core, love me even if it's going to make a crime, we've crossed the line, I'm a phantom of flesh and fantasy, amachine with a soul in agony - is there anything left to save of me? Be my remedy, all I want is to feel your love break through, every piece of my heart belongs to you with a kiss we will paint a flawless view of a moonlight rendezvous

"Well done," Donald praised softly. "You're always so good for me, aren't you?"

You nodded, daring to smile a little as you tilted your head to the side. "Do I at least get a reward for it?"

"Maybe," he mused. "I'll think about it."

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#mlem writes #donald pierce imagine #donald pierce x you #donald pierce x reader #donald pierce #logan 2017 #logan fic #logan fanfic #logan fanfiction #logan imagine #logan #Boyd Holbrook x reader #Boyd Holbrook imagine #Boyd Holbrook

[ngligotsomeproblems]

I am super excited for @blacktabbygames ' game Slay The Princess

playing the demo I felt such strong "i will not submit to what I was made to be" vibes 🥰

and:

SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THE SLAY THE PRINCESS DEMO & SACRLET HALLOW

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when you see her as the damsel and she's all meek and pretty, my heart aches for her, like, you don't have to do that, I would have saved the monster to, cus its the right thing to do, not because of ... this, and I'm so sorry you feel like you need to change to get my protection 😔

and it is just me being super indulgent but I so desperately want to look at her in the eye and somehow let her see that I am not what I was made to be, what all these voices expect me to be, the voice of the hero does not sound like me, that my voice, my real voice, is so much more like hers (protective trans butch hero mybeloved)

and that gets me thinking about my hecannon for Scarlet Hollow, when Reese starts to change i just wanted to be like:

"easy, easy now, are you ok? is this what you want to be? does this feel like who you are?"

"finding out something like this is a hellava thing, I know from personal experience 🏳️‍⚧️, if you need help with your transformation I'm here for you"

and then when he's getting all pissed off at his mom I just wanna be like:

"look, I understand, that bitter, angry, resentment you can only feel for someone who was supposed to protect you and love you who hurts you instead because they're afraid of you for becoming something different"

"this moment is about you, about who you are going to be, and what she did was wrong, so goddman wrong, if you choose to kill her, when she is not an active threat to you, you're gonna stain this beautiful moment in blood forever"

"I'm not saying forgive her, after doing what she's done she does not deserve your forgiveness, if you ever dain to give it, and if you want I'll help you leave, get you out and give you all the help I have to give, hell, I'll go talk to her right now if you want, give her a peace of my mind, but if you kill her, I will understand, but you're going alone, I won't be able to follow you down that path"

"you are not a monster because of your true form, monsters are made by their choices, and you have your first real choice now, make sure it's one you can live with"

and then talking with dr. Kelly like:

"Where. The. Fuck. do you get off, you are not only are you their mother, you. are. their. DOCTOR. you swore an oath!"

"it doesn't matter that you didn't understand what was happening, it wasn't your call, they have a RIGHT to know!"

"I'm glad, glad I didn't grow up here. my doctor helped me, protected me when my parents decided I was a monster because of how I changed. I'm glad at least I know now that you're the kind of "doctor" who thinks a parent's fear means the child's differences should be medicated into suppression, the kind of parent who abuses her kid to "fix" them.

I sudder at the thought of what you would have done to me"

#slay the princess #scarlet hollow #reese kelly #dr kelly #so many trans feelings #slay the princess spoilers #scarlet hollow spoilers

[thedancingcockroach134]

Human Tito x Human Ozzie pt. 6

(How many times do I have to say this? Not for kids. This involves r@pe.)

Society is pretty hard these days for the people in this asylum. Ever since Ozzie came to this place, he's been touched, told, forcefully done by many people in sexual ways. Tito never knew about this. It wasn't just 2 people that he mostly avoided, it was a lot more. The orderlies and doctors never do anything about it since they think of them as "playing around!" Ozzie was walking in the hallways until he bumped into a group of guys, "Hey! What the fuck?!" Ozzie got scared and he couldn't process a word. "Wait..." one of them metioned, "Aren't you that faggot that's also gay?!" Ozzie couldn't do anything but just nod. Another dude joined in, "Well, if this bitch likes a dick so much inside him, we should do the same..." Ozzie got scared and ran off, "Get back over here, you slut!" Ozzie was panicking and tripped onto the floor. One of then grab him up aggressively from the front of his shirt, "Now, you do as all 5 of us say! We just need something for us to play with! You look like the prefect toy... Besides, you do have a nice body... You look pretty cute too, but your dumb ass boyfriend ain't here to help you, now, is he?" Ozzie finds a response, "H-How...am I...a t-toy?" The guy starts to get angry, "I mean a sex toy, you fucking bitch! If you're good and fine with your boyfriend putting his dick inside you, you should be fine with us doing the same damn thing!" A few minutes later, Dr. Fine had realized that Ozzie missed a session. She went to her office to make sure if he had a day off of session therapy, but he didn't. Dr. Fine went on her walkie talkie, "Hey, uhm, we have a code orange. A patient has skipped their sessions. Oswald Anderson, number 398. Can we get a search?" Somebody answered, "What a coincidence, I was just about to ask the same thing! But, instead it's 5 other guys! Sebastian landers, Eric Mason, Joseph Onles, Damian Lewis, and Raphael Lorenzo." Dr. Fine gasp, "We gotta do a search!" An orderlie responded, "We're searching right now." Dr. Fine walked in the hallway to do the same thing, but the janitor closet had been locked. It's never locked, but she heard somebody banging on the door. She decided to unlock it, seeing Ozzie on the floor, shaking, bruised, crying, nobody else was in there, but him. Ozzie found a response, "T-T-They...hurt me! T-They..put i-it in...me a-agressivly!" He was crying as Dr. Fine helped him up. She went on her walkie talkie "I found Ozzie! He prefers to be called that, by the way. We need orderlies and the nurse! Whatever you do, just let everyone else go to lunch early! If they ask questions, don't answer them! Just make sure every patient goes to lunch early!" At lunch, the Crazy 8 table noticed one person missing, Jerry notices first, "Hey, we know that sometimes Ozzie sits here and sometimes doesn't, but he isn't sitting at the table over there like he always does." Sara response, "He? I figured out that Ozzie's trans-" Cammy covers Sara's mouth, "What Sara meant to say was that she hasn't seen Ozzie anywhere either. She also meant to say is that she is confused on why everyone came to lunch at fucking 10:15." Tito looks at Jerry in a pissed off way. "I-Imma just go to the nurse, I have a headache and a stomachache...I feel like puking..." Jerry eyes go wide, "Oh, fuck!" Tito pukes on the floor. "Fuck, fuck, fuck! Wanna come with me to take him to the nurse?!" Cammy asked, "Sure, of course! But we have to wait until he's done...puking." Sara responded. Tito kept puking on the floor while the table was covering their eyes or looking down. A few minutes later, they took him to the nurse with a trash bin from the hallway. "Sorry to interrupt, Dr. Fine, but our dear friend had made a mouth spill on the dear floor in our dear cafeter-" Cammy slaps Sara, "Shut the fuck up! Uhm, Tito actually puked on the floor, we told the janitor to clean it up and I think he...needs to throw up again....We did bring the trash bin from the hallway!" Dr. Fine nods, " We have a patient right now that's been raped, just sit here."

Sara worries, "W-Who? Is this why we were all sent to lunch early?"Dr. Fine looks at Ozzie. Sara gasped, "O-Ozzie! Tito, your girl- I mean, boyfriends here!" Once Tito had heard the word "raped" and saw Ozzie, he didn't care if he had puke on his clothing, he went up to Ozzie. "Ozzie, amor, what happened?! W-Who did this to you! Tell me! Who touched you?!" Ozzie looks down and starts crying, "T-They put...their thing in...Ozzie like we did... i-in the library! O-Ozzie no f-feel...too good!" Tito gets up looks at Dr. Fine, with anger and frustration. "Señorita, who did this to him?! He isn't a virgin, but who raped him?! T-This is my boyfriend, for crying the fuck out loud!" Cammy starts tearing up and Sara cried. Dr. Fine looks at Tito, "Elíaz, calm down-" Tito gets furious, "Don't call me by my fucking real name! Answer my damn question, who the fuck touched him, who the fuck had sex with him, who the fuck raped him?!" Dr. Fine look at him, "W-We don't know!" She didn't want him to know since she actually figured out. Nobody else knew, but her. She just wanted to make the asylum look good. She got suspicious on the 5 other guys who skipped a session too.Tito looked at Ozzie with tears, "Don't worry, I'm here! It's gonna be okay! Did you not like what they did? Did they make you feel uncomfortable? Tell me!" Ozzie looked at Tito as he was crying too, "I-I didn't want...no touchie! They touch...O-Ozzie! T-They put...it in me roughly!" Tito felt guilt inside him as Dr. Fine also started to have tears, "I-I'm sorry that I wasn't there! ¡Lo siento, amor!" Tito looks at Ozzie's neck, seeing that they left a hickey on him, multiple. Dr. Fine tried to respond, "Elíaz, you have to change your clothes. I-It has puke on it-" Tito looked at Dr. Fine, " Don't call me that! Do you even see that he has multiple hickeys on his neck? He even has bruises everywhere! Dr. Fine started to get serious, "Elíaz, don't start to get aggressive-" Tito starts getting a lot more anger inside him, "Aggressive?! Do you even know how serious their actions fucking did to him?! Even if I had sex with him, I wouldn't do all that shit! Giving him bruises, multiple hickeys, traumatizing him! Hell no! He's autistic!" Dr. Fine shakes, "W-We did check him up, just go sit over there until we can check you too-" Tito starts to try and tackle Dr. Fine while Sara and Cammy grab him, "Tito, no! Stop it! Calm the fuck down! I know that Ozzie isn't okay right now, but we'll make sure that he isn't hurt anymore!" Cammy tried to tell Tito, but he still kept trying to attack Dr. Fine, "Orderlies! Help!" The orderlies started coming and grabbed Tito, "Just sit him over there until me and the nurse could check him next! We have a raped victim right now!" Sara started to cry even more while Ozzie cried the most. Dr. Fine and Cammy tried to relax Ozzie, but it didn't work. Ozzie was there, traumatized...

(pt. 7 coming soon 😭🙏)

#im dumb #willy's wonderland #lgbtq #willy's wonderland comic #tito turtle #ozzie ostrich #gay #transgender #:( #Siren Sara #cammy chameleon

[vtoriacore-rbs]

tw. ed + whatever the fuck is wrong w me in general. id actually advise against reading this but this helps get things off my chest.

me slipping back into old ed habits bc my intrusive thoughts actually ended up triggering me 💀💀💀 i went on a 2 day fast and only had mineral water and i feel both proud and horrified that ive allowed myself to do that so now im eating healthy things to kinda make up for it but anyways i weighed myself too even tho i said i wouldn't. like i know i shouldn't feel happy over the fact i starved and weakened my body on purpose but it feels nice to stick to something and actually have some discipline back in my life.

had a breakdown too earlier for no reason (altho im on my period so maybe that's why, fuck you uterus btw there is no us only u someone remove this thing PLEASE). like bro some bitch in college also was telling me how she was losing weight and she deadass told me that my ribcage sticking out was so aesthetic and it just enabled me, we only spoke 3 times before that and im pretty sure she has an ed too bc she kept trying to get my measurements??? she also said she'd sacrifice two of her ribs to get a waist like mine and i know she meant it as a compliment but i wanted to cry and felt low-key ashamed like i hate when people point out my physical appearance and i was stretching i didn't even mean for my shirt to go higher up it was so uncomfy. it's weird tho cause when i starve myself i feel happy abt it but when other people point it out and praise me for it i get really mad. maybe it's bc i discourage eds and im very pro-recovery but anyways that was a weird comment™ i think it played into the breakdown. she tried grabbing my wrist several times and i told her to stop trying to touch me but she wouldn't stop either and was like "just for a second please" like i felt so icky bc of that too like bitch hands off before i retaliate <3 so yeah now im trying to eat again but honestly i feel like im gonna throw up bc i didn't eat for 2 days lmao and the entire day today i felt so dizzy. like yesterday was fine but today ?? no. my muscles hurt so bad so im gonna have a 50g protein shake too ugh im so tired. gonna try get up to 1000 kcal at least and make the deficit up over the weekend bc my stomach physically hurts when i try to eat (but this strawberry yogurt bangs even tho im half full already).

ive been slipping back into an ed mindset over the last month tho even with my binges and i just wanna look ill enough for one of my doctors finally tell me im underweight enough they didn't even acknowledge i was severely underweight 3-4 years ago that felt so humiliating and now im thinking along the lines of "i need to be a better anorexic" even tho its fucked up and like im trying to just snap myself out of this mindset but it's not working so im gonna have to get a therapist potentially. bc i don't want my organs and bones failing but at the same time, i wanna make sure doctors take me seriously this time and maybe it'll be a fucking reminder to take eds seriously. it actually pisses me off hos insensitive some doctors are about eds and the fact they indirectly fucking allow it sometimes too like. just bc im not in a critical condition and only like 3/4kgs underweight doesn't mean i don't have an ed or that it isn't "severe enough" smh this annoys me so much.

if you read it up to here don't worry ill be fine, a bitch always pulls thru and these are just momentary lapses in judgement im not letting mental illness win im too fucking good for this (<- motivating myself kinda feel better after writing this NGL).

[lunatic-pudge]

Mpreg Postal Dude (Requested by Norman Reedus)

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Started playing Postal Brain Damaged. Turns out I still suck at shooter games. Oh well. I'll be playing Postal Redux after I finish Brain Damaged. Also, God is trying to Nerf me.

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-Now, you're gonna have to forgive me for not being the most educated on mpreg stuff. But this is such an interesting request (and I keep getting mpreg Dude art on my Insta feed) I had to take this request. Plus, like, why not? Let's get creative with this >:)

-I'm gonna leave some stuff up to interpretation, like this could be some sort of A/B/O scenario, or through some mysterious circumstances Dude became pregnant, or you somehow knocked him up, I'm letting you the reader decide how that happens

-Now, Dude didn't know he could get pregnant. He figured that since he's a guy, that was something he didn't have to worry about. So he didn't think much of it when he would start getting sick more often. Yeah, he was confused on why he seemed to have these random moments of sickness, but he just assumed it was his on and off drug use and his horrible diet

-You, being Dude's beloved partner, was there for him. Forcing him to rest, drink water, "No Dude, you can't have that, you're sick. Now go to bed." "But babe!" He be so whiny and adorable. He'd try to pick a "fight" about it but it so quick to accept defeat

-But then, you jokingly ask if he's pregnant, since he was sick, moody, was starting to get cravings, etc. Cue Dude staring at you blankly as he seriously considers it as a possibility. A very strange one, but still.

-It then leads to you both huddle around the computer looking to see if men can get pregnant. Turns out, it's a very real posibility. So cue the doctor's appointment!

-It seemed weird going to the doctor and being like, "Hey, my boyfriend and I think he's pregnant. Is he?" But the doctor actually considered it and had a blood test done, and it turned out DUDE REALLY WAS PREGNANT?!

-How could you knock my boy up like that?

-I'm just playing, but yeah. Our beloved gangly ginger is with child, somehow. And now it's time to figure out what to do. First thing is no more drugs and alcohol. It was a big fight at first but obviously Dude learned to deal with it

-Man, he'd be so needy while pregnant. Like constantly wanting more attention and affection from you. He'd be so distraught if you have to leave his general vicinity (you literally just had to pee). But he's so hard to be mad at

-The way he'd look so cute as his baby bump starts to show. You know you'd be rubbing your hands all over his bump. He'd let it cause it means getting lovins from you and that's really all he wants in life

-His craving are so weird. He's the type to wake up at 3am and want McDonald's. So get used to that. He'll also want to eat some of the weirdest food combos. Like, he'd probably eat that stuff when not pregnant, but the prenancy makes it worse

-You'll have to stop him from wanting to go out and cause chaos. He's even more quick to rush to violence if someone pisses him off. His jealousy is also worse than usual. Imagine getting murdered by a pregnant man cause you looked at his partner the wrong way. The baby craves the blood of the people that live in Paradise

-Don't have a gender reveal party. Just don't. He will somehow involve some Napalm into it

-CLOTHES SHOPPING FOR THE BABY!!!!! He doesn't care if he's having a girl or boy, they WILL be wearing dinosaur themed outfits. Dinosaurs are freaking awesome and he wants to show that his kid is the coolest. You two might've gone a little crazy with baby shopping. Oops

-I feel this is all jumbled, I think I'm transcreding to a new universe. But before that, I wanna leave you with one last scenario to picture. You and Dude laying in bed, his back pressed against you chest as you have his arms wrapped around him, rubbing his baby bump as you two talk about things such as what you two will be naming the baby. You just know this man is gonna be a sobbing mess when the baby takes their first steps and says their first words <3

#postal #postal dude #postal dude x reader #mpreg #mpregnancy

[abusivelittlebunny]

I hate to bother you again but. You should really finish sandman. Like everyone is unhinged, hot and gay. And i really, really wanna see more stuff with dream getting dicked down so i trust you with it <3

OK major spoil and piping hot tea warning ⚠️

Alright I finished the sandman so here's my personal and might be controversial opinion: I did not like it. I didn't hate it, but I definitely did not like it. I watched the whole thing but honestly I only started because I was in a really bad place and wanted to distract myself by watching some dumb show but the thing is that there were a multitude of things that distracted me but by how frustrating they were.

Listen, I've never read the comics, I've no idea what the discourse is about in the main tag I'm not on Twitter I don't care I don't care, this is just my own opinion and if you do not agree with it or you've enjoyed it yourself then hey kudos to you, I in no way want to take that away from you it's just that I... have beef with it. Not even beef, just frustration.

The whole show is going way too fast, they want to pack as much action and information into every single episode that it just becomes more like a too fast too spinny Rollercoaster where you don't even know what's happening before it's over which is not to say that the plotlines are obscure and deep and if you didn't catch that reference you won't get it, no, the show makes everything very spelled out and very - as we say in Hungarian - chews the food for you and spits it into your mouth. But because of this too fast pace we get no time to emotionally attach ourselves to storylines or characters at all, even Dream is a character we can't feel much sympathy for even though he's the main character because we keep cutting back and forth between different shit happening constantly. The cutting is actually hilarious to me in the first few episodes, -it was ridiculously bad - later on I just didn't pay much attention because I was mainly drawing while occasionally glimpsing up at the screen and mainly just listening because otherwise if I pay too much attention I get too frustrated. So yeah this is more of a put it on in the background and don't take it seriously kind of media.

There's also the problem of like... the acting? Besides the nonsensical storylines (like Dream said his siblings were well-aware of his imprisonment but none have come to his aid and then Death gives a speech that (for me) felt pretentious and made no sense of how she was "worried about him" and how "stupid and self-centered" Dream is for not reaching out to her after he escaped??? Then talking of how she missed him at the family dinners??? Girl literally move a piece of grain to break the fucking dust circle keeping this hoe imprisoned and don't act like he's the one selfish for being traumatized and having abandonment issues. It also pisses me off about her that she's like oh well that ain't shit dude wanted eternal life so you know what sure let's grant him that but then she takes the baby away saying yep that's all you get like. She talks like she's compassionate but does not come across that way at all no matter what music they put in on the background.)

The lady from doctor who who plays Johanna Constantine like. Cannot act for the life of her its so distracting. She has one facial expression and does not change it no matter what the context is, and in that way I sadly have to say she's a good followup for Keanu Reeves' John Constantine. Make no mistake, I find Keanu Reeves lovely, he's a great and gentle sweet person with the most beautiful face on God's green earth and I love the John wick movies he's great at action scenes, but the dearie is not a good actor. Wooden and feels awkward as shit. Same as her. Very beautiful face, very unable to act. The whole storyline with her losing a kid she adored and then her ex girlfriend just felt so horrible to watch but not because of the inherent tragedy of what we witness but because her acting makes us unable to take in that scene. The ex gf's last nice dream is of them smiling at each other on a field but the supporting actress gives so much more depth to it than Johanna who even when she should be acting outraged and concerned we get nothing from her performance nor after when she says goodbye to Dream. There's plenty more where that came from (Lyta's crying scene made me laugh she tried so hard not to show enough grief that would ruin her beauty that it just looked funny) but I had to mention her especially because she really made me want to stop watching altogether. That's not to say there's no good performances in the Sandman tho, the actor that plays Desire completely caught me off guard they are incredible: they barely had any time on screen but they're so expressive and unique and made a shiver run down my spine from just one smile and that chuckle had me screaming its like bestie is compensating for all the bad acting alone I hope to see more of them in the future.

There's also the thing that this show feels more like a collage, which is funny because in the extra episode recently dropped the writer's book that gets Calliope's powers is said to transcend and merge genres which I could feel regarding this show but not in a good way. It doesn't feel innovative it feels like ten different writers are trying to cram in their own ideas of what this show should be about and it feels like a turmix of ingredients not belonging together; the gore feels weird after the whimsical scenes, the Disney like wonder of dreamland is cut short by dwarf Cain putting a red hot poker through dwarf Abel's face for being too sweet, the discussion of loss and trauma and need for love feel meaningless when the cereal convention is shown in such a "fun" "badass" light where a p*do gets screentime with p*do jokes when he's around a kid that make you not laugh but think who the fuck let this be put on screen? If the show wasn't so crammed these contrasts might not feel so obvious but I get that Hollywood is going on 8 lines of pure coke per second and they need to put everything out in as short amount of time as possible, not trusting that these tiktok teens will keep watching if there's even a second of trying to digest what just happened.

There's also a lot of cringey stuff that just made me hurt physically, like the constant Keira Knightley pouting of the main character dude with the Bella Hadid cheek sucking in and the same Edward Cullen stare but I'm sure plenty 15 year old girls who experience this for the first time will wet themselves because they didn't live through the Twilight craze of the late 2000s - early 2010s; or most notably the fight scene between Lucifer and Dream that just made me think of elementary school girls in recess role-playing ponies that freaked me the fuck out when I was a kid. I just kept thinking yeah they gotta dnd fight because Gwendoline Christie could break that cracker biscuit twink in two with a snap of her fingers if it was a physical fight.

Contrary to popular belief I don't think racial and sexual diversity is enough to compensate for the lack of good writing, I think it's a cheap shield to shrug off criticism and dehumanizing to these marginalized groups, which is also very ironic in light of the extra episode where the crusty writer dude says that he wants to cast women and poc for his on screen adaptation and then publicize it so the studio can't back out due to the public backlash it would cause. Very self aware funnily enough. There are also a lot of very convenient resolutions to plots that have me roll my eyes back into my skull constantly but let's not get into all of them because I'll never stop complaining.

But I know you didn't come here to hear my opinion on the show itself only the emo twink in it so let's get into that.

Sure, Morpheous is fuckable, sure he's princess pretty, sure he's a bottom, but the type of bottom that is like how dare you make assumptions that I, an Endless, would enjoy a phallic object in my-kyaaa~♡ so yeah he's a pretentious little bitch that would rather die than ask for what he wants and you will not pull it out of him either you have to fucking read his mind and bear with the disappointed pout when the sex didn't turn out as he didn't fucking wish for. He's also an utter pillowprincess, if you get him into bed he'll not even raise his own legs you have to spread them for him because he's too proud to do so himself even though he loves to get his guts rearranged. I bet he secretly has a kink chamber for his own... well, dreams of what he wants to be done to him where he gets pushed around, held down, savagely taken by a very well trained dream meant to serve him in the most delicious way possible without him having to ask for it. He basically creates himself a pro vibrator rather than ask Hob to fuck his mouth like it is the source of eternal life.

Another gay I want to talk about is the Corinthian. Because he's really a great character and I do believe he's a one true dom vers. He'll rock a twink's shit to Hell and back, and you know he's all for watching as your eyes turn all blissed out when he's milking your prostate, BUT I also think he's a great powerbottom. We mainly saw him flirt with twinks but I do like to think he gets the occasional sexy big bear daddy within his charms and powerbottoms the soul out of them. I mean this stance alone is telling: sexy long legs and sweet strong thighs that'll bounce that ass up and down your dick at such a pace you're two seconds from Heaven and you haven't even tasted those milky tits yet. I mean, if evil why he milfy?

Dream: Corinthian you were my greatest creation I had so much hope for you, you disappoint me greatly-

Corinthian: says the bitch that can't ride nor suck dick so he makes up noncon scenarios for himself where he doesn't need to do all the work 💅

Dream: 👁👄👁

Corinthian: btw how big is Hob's dick or will I get to suck it before you? He might want a bottom that tells him exactly what he wants and two extra holes to stick that dick into-

Dream: SILENCE-

Corinthian: see I can suck dick while maintaining conversations and having a sippy from my drink at the same time-

Dream: BE UNMADE BITCH-

Corinthian: you just mad I can get dicks in the waking world and not make myself dildos out of sand-

Corinthian: *gets unmade*

#ask rambles #sorry this got too long and more of a rant #the sandman #morpheous #the corinthian

[silver-ace-of-spades]

I did voice acting while playing Deltarune and here are some funny bits (Mostly Lancer lmao)

Doing all the voices (especially Susie's, Lancer's, and King's voices) hurt my throat so badly lmao

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Susie (Jasper from Steven Universe voice): Hey Kris. I'm the Dark Lord, so I'll be taking your fucking FACE!

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Starwalker (angry teen voice): These birds are pissing me off.

Kris (Escargot from Food Fantasy voice): Why?

Starwalker: I'm the original Starwalker!

(Later)

Starwalker: This prison is pissing me off.

Ralsei (Ash in Pokémon Journeys voice): How come?

Starwalker: I'm the original Starwalker!

Susie: So you're pissed at everything because you're the original Starwalker, huh?

Starwalker: *original Starwalker* with spaces between original and Starwalker! Get it right!

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Lancer (Peridot from Steven Universe voice): I'm-a just an innocent-a little paisano!

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Kris: I fucking love moss.

Ralsei: What is wrong with you...

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Lancer, surprised: Wait. You're letting me have the Dark Candy? Aren't– (cough)

Lancer, angry: God dammit, the moment's ruined!

Kris (the easiest voice for me to do): Lemme guess. You've been doing voices for an hour.

Lancer: Yep.

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Jevil (Kris voice but much more energetic): I can do anything! Except voice act everyone for hours on end.

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Susie: Fuck no I'm not flirting with those weird tentacle monsters.

Ralsei: Please?

Susie: No. That's gross.

Kris: They're girls.

Susie: Just because I'm a lesbian doesn't mean I'll flirt with them, walnut brain!

Hathy (cute anime girl voice): Oh, um... uh... I'll... be going... This is getting weird.

Ralsei: Look what you did! You made her upset!

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Rudinn (excited little kid voice): I am a simple Darkner. I see diamonds, I go all heart-eyes.

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Kris: Oh God you look horrible. What the fuck is with that second mouth?

King (sounds like an AFAB doing a Bowser voice): FUCK YOU!

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King, weak: Y-yes... ch-children... l-let's... be friends... Ngh! (cough)

Susie: You did voices for two hours, too?

King: What? No. I'm fucking dying because you kids beat me up!

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Virovirokun (congested UwU voice): I'm gonna infect ya wiv malware!

Kris: Get away!

Virovirokun: Gotcha! Wait. Why awen't you gettin infected?

Kris: The doctor's here to help, that's why!

Virovirokun: Thank youwu!

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Lancer: Lemme just order a shitton of shovels for ya, and...

Lancer, enthusiastic: Yes! Let's go, Kris Kringle!

Kris: That's not my last name.

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Susie: Hey, um, Lancer, you okay, dude?

Lancer: I'm worried I'm gonna die.

Susie: Why do you say that?

Lancer: I coughed.

Susie: The voice actor's been straining their voice, it's no big deal.

(Lancer falls over)

Lancer: It was relevant to the plot.

Susie: Shit.

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Berdly (smug nerd voice): Who's that super pale child on your shoulders, Susan?

Lancer: I'm Lancer! Normally I'd introduce myself more chaotically, but I'm sick, so I'm pretty low energy. (cough)

Susie: Don't strain your voice too much, bud.

Lancer: Ironic, considering your voice is super gruff, and we all have one voice actor.

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Lancer: But– (cough) but I like pails!

Kris: Awwww, you're adorable.

Lancer, embarrassed: I'm a big boy. I'm not cute.

Susie: You're pretty cute, dude.

Lancer, angry: Hey!

Berdly: I've only known you for a few minutes but you're adorable.

Lancer, furious: OH, YOU WANNA FIGHT, HUH?! (coughs for a second)

Kris: Are you okay?

Lancer: If I wasn't so weak I'd fight you all!

#toxic electricity #silver plays deltarune #swearing tw #deltarune

[deepenthevoid]

First running review of watching stranger things for the first time:

Episode 1.

-NO FLASH WARNING????

-typical terrified doctor running away from mysterious force in a darkly lit building. I bet it’s gonna be some supernatural monster. He’s def gonna die. It is gonna pan out to a happy friends/family thing next or a police office? PO might be too much CM to lol…

-NOT THE ELEVATOR YOU DUMMY

-istg if these lights flick off one by one or turn off and turn back on to a monster who runs to him….

-yep. toldja not to use the elevator. Dr is dead. Stupid. It was in fact a monster. Idk what. Is this the demigorgon everyone talks abt? I thought those were tall? It wasn’t shown but on the roof of the elevator? Unless the elevator is absurdly tall why the the doctor completely disappear?

-panned out to a water spigot thingie. What??

-panned out to friends telling each other a scary story. Cute. 🫶🏼 the Curly haired kid. I forgot his name. Devin? Dustin! He’s a cutie I wanna pinch his cheeks and give him a lollipop and pat his head. He would be a cute lil bro. Nerd.

-foreshadowing. It’s a demOgorgon. (The monster attacking the doctor.) (how did a demogoron come to earth??? Manifestation???)

-NANCY IS MIKES OLDER SISTER??? WHAT.

-mikes mom is a milf. Omg. I want in on that.

-Ayo. AYO. THE DEMOGORGON GOT HIM. AYO NOT THE FORESHADOWING. SAVE WILLBYLER. #SAVEWILL WTF????????

-the music is good. I love the cinematic of the bike lights. Nicely done.

-BAHAHA DUSTIN.

-what the fuck is this boy doing?? Doesn’t he know to his friends house?

-THE FUCK IS THAT???? Nah bro this is like Damon on TVD wtf. RUN WHAT IS THAT. EEEEEEK FUCK OUTTA HERE WHAT

-nope. Nope. I don’t fuck w that. RUN LIL BOY.

-I don’t think I can watch this

-COMEDIC RELIEF WOULD BE GOOD RN

-SOMEONE OPEN THE DAMN DOOR AND DONT LET IT BE THE DEMOGORGON

-WHY IS IT HUNTING THIS LIL BOY?? WHY WILL??

-sacrifice the loud dog and run. GOOD BOY.

-idk how but I just KNOW it’ll be behind him. I bet he’ll drop the gun.

-I’m trembling. It’s paused. These directors are gooooood. Or maybe I’m just a sissy.

-I KNEW IT.

-WHERED HE GO TF? QUIT HIDING THIS SHIT WTF

-DONT SMOKE IN THE HOUSE DAD ITLL TURN UR CEILINGS BLACK AND THE WHOLE HOUSE WILL SMELL BAD! BAD!!!!

-acab but damn his butt is huge I wanna bite it

-intrusive thoughts. Goddamn. I don’t even know his name. War criminal demogorgon destroyer prison escapee guy

-don’t get onto your son when he’s trying to help out. Idk who he is but he’s a good kid. You’re pissing me off and it’s the first episode, ms byler.

-no bike locks? Whew. Those r the safe old towns I guess. Old days.

-is that young Tom holland?

-Tom holland wannabe I better not hear a racially motivated statement coming from you…

-at least it wasn’t racially motivated. Sorry Dustin.

-bullying is never okay. Sic the demogorgon on them.

-I just KNOW Nancy acts like hermione. Goody twoshoes but outside of society just a fuckin badass rockstar.

-god I love redheads. Her body is to die for. Gorgeous person. Wow. Idk u yet but I’m just in awe.

-um EXCUSE ME??? NANCYS HANDS?? I FUCKING LOVE WOMEN OH YM GOD.

-Steve move out of the way I’m imagining Nancy is in love with me.

-YES MAAM SET THOSE BOUNDARIES.

-ok Steve looks pretty sharp in those clothes…

-Alexa play djo…

-who the fuck is Lonnie? Good on her to know her sons sexuality. Bad on her to use it as an insult or something to be ashamed of. No wonder will is quiet and reserved. This actor is good. How old is he in this episode? I’m proud of you, Noah schnapp. You’re an amazing actor even at this age. Incredible.

-hopper and miss thang have a history??

-notes from my knowledge of s4: THEYRE NOT TOGETHER?? IM SO FUCKIN CONFUSED???

-LONNIES A MAN???

-ohhhh Lonnie’s probably wills dad. Nothing to do w this huh??… maybe Lonnie is behind the lore of why will is connected to the underworld or the other world or the nether portal idk what it’s fuckin called the uk or whatever

-dr Brenner huh? What is this, the hulk?

-…that’s banner. Shut up, marvel fans.

-IS THAT PAPA???

-send in the mf swat team not a bunch of fuckin doctors wtf??

-ngl the kitty throbbed when he got authoritative talk like that more daddy drunk cop man

-the dad of mike is just fucking clueless 😭 people want bimbo men well there is one 😭

-why is Nancy wearing HEELS in her ROOM? I wear my crocs 😭

-HE IS SUCKING HER FACE. Straight ppl 🙁

-ooo a smooth talker…

-here’s a theory: mike only likes el in a romantic way bc she appeared in a moment of need when they were looking for will and helped get will back. Mike likes el bc she symbolizes wills safety to mike while also fitting into society’s stigma of mlw instead of mike being mlm

ALRIGHT FOLKS THATS ALL OF EPISODE 1. Thanks for joining me.!

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Killer top 5 - and yet again Bowie is my top artist! (I reckon it must be the sheer amount of songs he has!)

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Anyway just a reminder that the Eurovision Song Contest is a neutral, apolitical event that strives to bring nations together.

Which is why they banned Russia this year for invading Ukraine, but are chill with Israel's continued participation.

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Is anyone else slightly disappointed with the new companion announcement?

I'm sure Millie Gibson will do a fine job, but was I the only one under the impression that Yasmin Finney was going to be joining as the full time companion moving forward? Which was going to be exciting for a few reasons:

1) if Yasmin really is playing Donna's daughter as is speculated then what knowledge does she possess through half remembered fairy tales told by her mother. Love the idea of a companion knowing things.

15: this is an Ood, they-

Rose: Yeah, yeah, an Ood, we've all heard about them. Enslaved race, hive mind, communicate through orbs that replaced the brain, super peaceful, we love the Ood in this household.

2) a trans companion for a generation to properly fall in love with, rather than just being there for 3 episodes.

3) an all black TARDIS team. Instead we have another pretty cis white girl. She does feel awfully Billie Piper 2.0. It's almost as if RTD is scared to go too far from formula, which is very unlike him.

If both Yasmin and Millie end up travelling together with Ncuti then I take the majority of this back. They are near as dammit the same age, and both from Manchester, so could reasonably be bezzies (or even girlfriends which would be a little more in line with RTD) in which case I'm not as annoyed. But with how fresh Yasmin's casting was, the announcement featuring Millie seems like a step back.

And I want it to be known this is not an attack on Millie in the slightest. Just a sharing of disappointment from the new announcement, in much the same way I was disappointed that they made David officially Doctor 14, and RTD said the reason the clothes regenerated too was because he didn't want David to be wearing women's clothing.

This is, of course, despite the fact that Jodie regenerated into Peter's costume and, more importantly, Sascha pulled the look off very well, and there wasn't a scintilla of drag about it. It's not like she wore a dress and fishnets as part of her costume - it was a somewhat androgynous look. T-Shirt, Trousers, suspenders and coat? How womanly - Tennant certainly would've looked ridiculous. It just pisses me off because there would've been so much less focus on the costume had he regenerated with her costume.

I also recall comments made last year RTD made about only gay people can play gay people, which, as we know from Kit Harrington recently, is an incredibly dangerous sentiment, and can actually reduce roles, because by the same metric you say only straight people can play straight people. We absolutely need more diversity on screen, that is a definite, but I do think this is a very dangerous thought, but anyway I'm going slightly tangential here - I suppose my main point is that I'm worried about what RTD is going to do with Doctor Who (and tbh I was worried from the initial announcement).

Millie is good. Ruby Sunday is bad.

Yasmin in good. Ncuti is good.

David in 'women's' clothing is good. David being 14 is bad.

Concerns good. Making a final judgement before we see the product bad.

So I will be happy to be pleasantly surprised by what's in store. And happy for anyone to comment with their own thought. Sorry for long post!

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Episode 1.2 The End Of The World

I get the feeling I'm gonna have a lot to say about this episode because I adore it.

I love that the episode starts DIRECTLY AFTER Rose enters the TARDIS at the end of episode 1! And how Nine insists on calling her Rose Tyler. It sounds important and also Chris saying 'Rose' never gets old.

He is trying SO HARD TO IMPRESS HER AND ITS ADORABLE (and unbelievably attractive geeeez)

I know what it'll impress her, THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD. never change my sweet star child never change

I love how the TARDIS/The Doctor get the time wrong for Rose's return by one year in the next episode, but they're able to nail it by a few minutes for dramatic timing in this one. I genuinely think that was the TARDIS' doing. She's a great wingman when she wants to be.

Rose gets a little smile when Nine calls her his 'plus one',, hehe.

I freaking love how the tree people look.

I GIVE YOU IN RETURN AIR FROM MY LUNGS

"There's more where that came from." SIR.😳

I love how when Nine gets giddy about Cassandra (the expressions are adorable) He keeps looking back at Rose like, look at how silly this is! It's funny, right?!

Christopher "I'm not the best at comedy" Eccleston, does a fucking jig at Tainted Love and my face hurts from smiling.

When Rose runs away, Nine's expression drops. He's concerned. 🥺

Rose's conversation with Raffalo. It's a good scene and you can just tell how completely out her element Rose is.

"I'm talking to a twig..."

The scene between Rose and the Doctor in the private gallery. Nine starts off with a big smile, he's so keen to hear about how Rose feels about this whole situation. And it goes downhill from there. :<

I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT ME OR MY TRAGIC PAST YET SO IM JUST RUN TO THE FRONT OF THE ROOM AND BROOD 😠

...but I'll still show off and fix your phone signal 😊

Dammit no, it's the Rose theme...

that cheeky expression when Nine says "that's not supposed to happen" SIR I WANNA KISS YOU ON THE MOUTH

FIRST MENTION OF BAD WOLF LETS GOOOOOO

FANTASTIC

Cassandra is such a rotten bitch but God she is entertaining to watch.

A BITCHY TRAMPOLINE

The moment of vulnerability that Nine has with Jabe is really nice. It says so much with so little.

I just really like their interactions with each other.

"Let us mourn her with a tradional ballad." *Toxic by Britney Spears starts playing* The first time I watched this about 2 years ago, I died. THANK YOU RTD

"What are you going do, moisturize me?" HE SO SASSY I LOVE HIM 😩

I know some people don't really get the scene when Nine walks past the fan but I mean, the music is good and I like it so bleh

Fs in the chat for Jabe. No seriously I liked her. Oh yeah and the Moxx too :<

NINE IS FUCKING PISSED

Cold ass mother fucker.

and there's the Rose theme again...

Seriously though I love the ending of this episode. The music, the visuals, the gentle way Nine leads Rose back to the TARDIS. Then how things all come full circle. Rose saw the Earth die. Nine saw his planet burn.

"I'm a Time Lord. I'm the last of the Time Lords. They're all gone. I'm the only survivor. I'm left traveling on my own 'cause there's no one else." "There's me." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AND THE LITTLE SAD SMILE THEY GIVE TO EACH OTHER AFTERWARDS

Then there's how Rose changes the subject and Nine looks so happy that she did.

Final Thoughts

I love this episode and Nine and Rose and Ninerose and just I love the ending so much ♥️♥️

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