#Sorry are you my doctor?

[eric-the-disposable-demon]

Uh-

just found out my cousin (who lives in England) is in the art department of a bunch of shows??? And she worked oN DOCTOR WHO? AND HAD LUNCH WITH DAVID TENNANT???? and she just told me so casually because she's interested in the art, not the show? I mean, excuse me? She worked on SHERLOCK???? FOR A WHOLE SEASON?? She worked on Peaky Blinders and Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones??? And probably other things because she has a shitty memory and according to her everything is a blur?? AND AT ONE POINT SHE WAS LIKE: "oh and have you ever heard of Neil Gaiman?" And I was trying not to scream, because yes, of course I've heard of Neil, he's only my favorite author, I've only read like all of his books multiple times, and if you say you worked on Good Omens or the Sandman I'm going to lose it completely. So I said "yeah I've read a couple of his books," -you know, like a liar- "what about him?" and she goes "well I worked on one of his shows and he's brilliant i just can't remember which one" and i go "w-what do you mean he's brilliant? You're.. you're talking about his writing... his writing is brilliant, right?" And she cheerfully says "oh no I don't read books, I ment he was really nice and brilliant when I talked to him" and i go "WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT" and she thinks for a moment and goes "oh! BRICKS" WHAT IN THE WORLD YES NO THAT MAKES SENSE YOU GET TO WORK AND TALK WITH NEIL FUCKING GAIMAN AND YOU TALK ABOUT BRICKS? NO THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL I'M NOT MAD ".... it was what I was designing at the time, I needed to know what vibe the bricks should have. Anyway want to see the spinning fireplace I made for doctor who" WHAT THE FUCK.

@neil-gaiman do you remember any brick conversations by any chance

#Doctor who #Sherlock #David tennant #I'm losing it #neil gaiman #DAVID TENNANT JUST SAT DOWN NEXT TO HER AT LUCH AND SHE GOES OH YEAH HE WAS SUPER NICE. VERY TALL. ???? #anyway i- oh my god. #Let me just perish in peace #Just my cousin living my dream making art and vibing with Neil and David and her fucking bricks what the fuck #Good omens #Sorry this is a mess #I understand actors are still people I'm not saying they aren't but can you look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't be psyched #If you could have lunch with David tennant?

[littlemuppetmonsters]

I mostly dont care about retail/service workers being unprofessional or whatever but something about this pharmacy tech today having the gall and audacity to try and tell me what meds i should be taking with whilst not even taking her fuckin airpods out.........i felt some kind of rage ive never experienced before

#This pharmacy has almost completely changed staff in the past 3 months and its soooooo much worse #When it comes to like someone working on the salesfloor i genuinely dont care 99% of the time im not asking for help anyways #Keep your airpods in godspeed i hope your shift ends soon #But this little blonde bitch sitting here telling me 'well vyvanse and adderall arent really interchangeable' #Sorry are you my doctor? #Was that you I drove 30 mins to see yesterday? #Has it been you this whole time? #You know all my medical history and how my brain works and my reactions to different substances?? #My apologies maam I didnt realize #And maybe being off my meds has me a little on edge and irritable #(it does) #But that just pissed me off so much like if you wanna play doctor at least take your fucking airpods out #Idc if that makes me a karen or whatever #I just need to be on a fucking stimulant i dont care which one and neither should you #Seeing as you are not me nor a part of my albeit limited medical team #You are some random pharmacy tech fresh out of college you dont know me or my brain #Now im rambling i really just wanna go off on her and her ugly little boss too #Trying to tell me what kind of antidepressants i can take and 'you should double check with your doctor' #Sir please kill yourself #Its the way he says it too like 'um no you shouldnt be taking it like that. idiot' #Okay well how about I do and you dont concern yourself with it!!!! Fugly cunt!!!!!!!! #You cant even keep my fucking medication in stock how about you worry about that first!!!! #God im sorry im not doing well #I shouldve been asleep 2 hours ago #😁😁😁

[marlenacantswim]

peter capaldi doctor sitting on a bench going "yeah i had a crush on the master. when he was a boy. and i was also a boy. yeah gender is stupid and ours are better than yours. get on our level. idiot." to his favorite lesbian and then missing his mouth and dropping food all over his lap is actually so iconic.

#i've decided i love twelve; sorry matt smith but guitar grandpa might have you beat #no one will beat nine and ten tho i'm in lesbians with them #doctor who #nuwho #twelfth doctor #12th doctor #peter capaldi #the doctor #the master doctor who #running my mouth

[thedreadvampy]

Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed. #everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this? #why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred' #if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all. #a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that? #you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

[inkskinned]

you're grabbing lunch with a nice man and he gives you that strange grimace-smile that's popular right now; an almost sardonic "twist" of his mouth while he looks literally down on you. it looks like he practiced the move as he leans back, arms folded. he just finished reciting the details of NFTs to you and explaining Oppenheimer even though he only watched a youtube about it and hasn't actually seen it. you are at the bottom of your wine glass.

you ask the man across from you if he has siblings, desperately looking for a topic. literally anything else.

he says i don't like small talk. and then he smiles again, watching you.

a few years ago, you probably would have said you're above celebrity gossip, but honestly, you've been kind of enjoying the dumb shit of it these days. with the rest of the earth burning, there's something familiar and banal about dragging ariana grande through the mud. you think about jeanette mccurdy, who has often times gently warned the world she's not as nice as she appears. you liked i'm glad my mom died but it made you cry a lot.

he doesn't like small talk, figure out something to say.

you want to talk about responsibility, and how ariana grande is only like 6 days older than you are - which means she just turned 30 and still dresses and acts like a 13 year old, but like sexy. there's something in there about the whole thing - about insecurity, and never growing up, and being sexualized from a young age.

people have been saying that gay people are groomers. like, that's something that's come back into the public. you have even said yourself that it's just ... easier to date men sometimes. you would identify as whatever the opposite of "heteroflexible" is, but here you are again, across from a man. you like every woman, and 3 people on tv. and not this guy. but you're trying. your mother is worried about you. she thinks it's not okay you're single. and honestly this guy was better before you met, back when you were just texting.

wait, shit. are you doing the same thing as ariana grande? are you looking for male validation in order to appease some internalized promise of heteronormativity? do you conform to the idea that your happiness must result in heterosexuality? do you believe that you can resolve your internal loneliness by being accepted into the patriarchy? is there a reason dating men is easier? why are you so scared of fucking it up with women? why don't you reach out to more of them? you have a good sense of humor and a big ol' brain, you could have done a better job at online dating.

also. jesus christ. why can't you just get a drink with somebody without your internal feminism meter pinging. although - in your favor (and judgement aside) in the case of your ariana grande deposition: you have been in enough therapy you probably wouldn't date anyone who had just broken up with their wife of many years (and who has a young child). you'd be like - maybe take some personal time before you begin this journey. like, grande has been on broadway, you'd think she would have heard of the plot of hamlet.

he leans forward and taps two fingers to the table. "i'm not, like an andrew tate guy," he's saying, "but i do think partnership is about two people knowing their place. i like order."

you knew it was going to be hard. being non-straight in any particular way is like, always hard. these days you kind of like answering the question what's your sexuality? with a shrug and a smile - it's fine - is your most common response. like they asked you how your life is going and not to reveal your identity. you like not being straight. you like kissing girls. some days you know you're into men, and sometimes you're sitting across from a man, and you're thinking about the power of compulsory heterosexuality. are you into men, or are you just into the safety that comes from being seen with them? after all, everyone knows you're failing in life unless you have a husband. it almost feels like a gradebook - people see "straight married" as being "all A's", and anything else even vaguely noncompliant as being ... like you dropped out of the school system. you cannot just ignore years of that kind of conditioning, of course you like attention from men.

"so let's talk boundaries." he orders more wine for you, gesturing with one hand like he's rousing an orchestra. sir, this is a fucking chain restaurant. "I am not gonna date someone who still has male friends. also, i don't care about your little friends, i care about me. whatever stupid girls night things - those are lower priority. if i want you there, you're there."

he wasn't like this over text, right? you wouldn't have been even in the building if he was like this. you squint at him. in another version of yourself, you'd be running. you'd just get up and go. that's what happens on the internet - people get annoyed, and they just leave. you are locked in place, almost frozen. you need to go to the bathroom and text someone to call you so you have an excuse, like it's rude to just-leave. like he already kind of owns you. rudeness implies a power paradigm, though. see, even your social anxiety allows the patriarchy to get to you.

you take a sip of the new glass of wine. maybe this will be a funny story. maybe you can write about it on your blog. maybe you can meet ariana grande and ask her if she just maybe needs to take some time to sit and think about her happiness and how she measures her own success.

is this settling down? is this all that's left in your dating pool? just accepting that someone will eventually love you, and you have to stop being picky about who "makes" you a wife?

you look down to your hand, clutching the knife.

#writeblr #this is a mashup of like 3 dates i accidentally went on lol #by that i mean that i was out with a woman on a date in 2 of these situations #and a man just. joined us. and we were too awkward to say anything while he tried to ''date'' me #& one was a longterm friend that i was like. you what???? #like he's nice he's a doctor and my mom was SO happy she was like raquel think about it #''it's a perfect love story you grew up together and reconnected as adults and like the same things and he's friends with ur brother #and his sister is one of ur close friends!!!'' #yes but alas. he is a boy . she only likes girls. can i make it any more obvious #anyway im tryna write about like the force of male attention being actually incredibly ingrained to women like we are SUPPOSED to like it #it's seen as the only important thing #even if ur gay #and it's a nuanced thing idk #and while rn i i.d. as lesbian #like .... it wouldn't be UNTRUE to say i am probably like ''cusp bisexual'' bc i CAN experience attraction to men bc like . #sexuality is fluid... #don't tell straight ppl tho bc they do not understand the concept that ppl don't necessarily need a solid everlasting label #they're like GET in the BOX #if ur gay & in boston i'm 30 and pretty please come kiss me. #(i usually only date older ppl sorry in advance tho)

[dyketennant]

as someone who has obviously done extensive research on the topic i would like to present to you all...dyketennant's "which david tennant character are you" uquiz

#it's almost 3am now and i started this at around 10-11pm i think so if this sucks. im sorry #also before you say 'what about x character' listen there's only so many i can add you guys #12 was the easiest number for me to work with i had to make some choices #yes i was influenced by my own bias that's inevitable #toyed with the idea of adding kilgrave but could not stomach the guilt of anyone actually getting him as their result #david tennant #good omens #doctor who #blackpool #takin over the asylum #bbc staged #around the world in 80 days #hamlet 2009 #fright night 2011 #broadchurch #la without a map #queues to watch out for

[spacerelativity]

me and my best/boyfriend who is also me but not

#my art #Uhh. doctor selfcest. sorry i slipped #also ncuti might just be the prettiest man ive ever drawn like. Um.... LOOK AT HISL EGS LOOK AT HIS LEGGSSSS #AND HIS FACE #im in love with him ? #ncuti gatwa #david tennant #14th doctor #tenthree #tenteen #15th doctor #14th doctor x 15th doctor #doctorcest #dw #doctor who #fanart #HELP this was genuinely so fun to make though. so i have no regrets #you disagree. rebloig #dw spoilers

[donutdrawsthings]

A telesnap redraw. I wish the first episode of Evil Of The Daleks were found, so we could see the 2nd Doctor moping around in a colourful 60's café (once colourised) and Jamie being severely out of place among people his age.

#donutdrawsthings #fanart #doctor who fanart #sorry older fans... i have no idea what that machine in the background is. but i tried my best #also bonus points if you know what the cake Jamie is eating is called #second doctor #2nd doctor #the second doctor #classic who #classic doctor who #doctor who classic #dw art #dw fanart #doctor who art #doctor who #the doctor #jamie mccrimmon #patrick troughton #evil of the daleks #the evil of the daleks #telesnap #doctor who lost episode #lost media #1960s #screenshot redraw #redraw #digital art #art

[iridescent-king]

WHO LET YOU IN HERE? WHAT IS THAT, A HOME MOVIE?? ⚡

#sadako #ring #dbd #dead by daylight #the ring #the doctor #herman carter #sadako yamamura #the onryo #tv girl #((yes that is my tag for her now #((HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! #((were you expecting something romantic?? TOO BAD! #((have something paternal and wholesome instread #my art #big zappy #((sorry its been a while ive been grinding coms and my webcomic lol

[sofiaruelle]

He's a lil confused about cuffing season but he's got the spirit

#stardew valley #stardew harvey #sdv harvey #by spirit i mean the big boi vaccines #and maybe big boi ceterizine #doodle #the more you pass out in the mine the higher the medical bill #'sorry your insurance doesnt cover my early greying hairs i get for worrying about you dear farmer' #give me a sassy doctor #the sass/nagging about your poor self preservation is a love language

[parisoonic]

#a doctor once said the opening line to me once and i replied without thinking 'oh i'd be so lucky'...i almost died of mortification #im still stuck on pre watershed double entendre jokes im sorry everyone #team fortress 2 #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #tf2 fanart #heavy is the dick in the relationship. he's a quiet guy so you know he's working on some sick burns #still getting over my art block! im...getting there slowly #tf2

[expelliarmus]

#mine #doctor who #dwedit #david tennant #catherine tate #neil patrick harris #jemma redgrave #ruth madeley #here you go anon!!! i'm so sorry it took me so long #i realized i probably should have also added captions about each of his powers/abilities in the gifs... #also i've had spice up your life playing in a loop in my head all week

[moonhibs]

I just feel like she hopes she'll become someone better but cries knowing she won't.

#sorry if it feels mischarcatery its just been stuck in my head #missy makes me so sad you guys :( #the doctor didnt even really know who she was in the end #and i feel like she wishes that he did. and that she got to keep being herself because Missy was someone she enjoyed being #compared to the master yknow? #doctor who s8 ep11 spoilers #shes so :( #missy #doctor who #the master #myart #im so proud of this actually i did it in ibit paint with a soft zero texture brush which is like woah #its a little dramatic for mtly tastes but oughhhh

[plulp]

IM NOT A DOCTOR BUT I THINK I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP

#my art #dol #harper the doctor #HIIIIIIIIIIII HI EVERYONE 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋 #its a little bit off so that makes me kinda upset :( but ill figure something out. it might be the colors :( #or maybe the spacing? i left a lot in the top left :( but its fine #and im going to use every lyric of that song for every harper piece i make so that i dont have to think about making captions okay? #but HERE. a HARPER PIECE YOU CAN REBLOG #i give them the stupid messy sidebun because its cute. to me. #im so sorry about the radio silence but i DID warn you all i get artblock often #but!!!!!! i was also accepted into a zine despite my lack of internet presence :) so ive also been busy with that and other stuff too #accidentally made this while practicing for the piece because i couldnt get the style right :( but hopefully ill get a better hold on it #anyways. harper is not a doctor and i love them so much it makes me sick #harper my EVERYTHING. hes my PRINCESS. #MY ANGEL. #i want you all to remember this isnt just an art blog. its a harper fanblog #ohhh but i do have a few few few announcements to make in my next post okay? so dont ignore it alright? kiss kiss love you #IM GONNA BE FUCKING SICK HES HOLDING THE SYRINGE WRONG. AND I CANT FIX IT NOW BECAUSE ITS BEEN RBED

[cupothi]

hiiii everypony

#doctor who #dw #doctor who fanart #rose tyler #ninth doctor #tenth doctor #martha jones #eleventh doctor #amy pond #rory williams #mlp #mlp fim #my little pony #rory is my fav side chracter btw #if you even care #hes just so... lame. im obsessed with him #cybermen #theyre called cyberponies now actually #im sorry donna's not here but she deserves her own post i thnk

[lecter-lioncourt]

I am AGGRESSIVELY rattling at the bars of my cage, RTD, PLEASE. I COULD WATCH AN ENTIRE SEASON OF JUST 14 AND DONNA HAVING AN UNINTERRUPTED CONVERSATION ABOUT STUFF. In like a NORMAL context like a fucking bar or a coffee shop or in Donna's living room. DoctorDonna IKEA trip. I don't give a FUCK just let me watch these two communicate and talk and hug and gossip and shit forever I DO NOT CARE

#oh my god. oh my god #my besties #oh shit oh fuck WHY do I have to love 14 this much #I was so opposed to David coming back bc I thought it was cheap but I was so wrong #I was so wrong to not have faith in RTD #mine #doctor who #the doctor #donna noble #14th doctor #I'm so sorry mutuals but my ADHD has now attached itself. Lord help you