#Crackship list

[beanghostprincess]

Went to TikTok. Saw people calling Sanuso a crackship. Closed TikTok. Came back to Tumblr. I refuse to touch TikTok ever again.

#I COULD MAKE A FUCKING LIST OF SANUSO MOMENTS IN CANON WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRACKSHIP #rareship is fine tbh it doesn't have THAT many fans but it isn't even that unpopular anymore...... #but 😭😭😭 crackship 😭😭😭 are people on tiktok okay #one piece #sanuso

[brighteuphony]

Do you have any other ships in Naruto?

I'm what I like to call a fairweather shipper. I don't actually have a single ship I stan because I stan ALL of them. Literally any ship you can think of, I'm down- It just depends on what mood I'm in...what flavor of ship I'm craving.

the tldr of me, consuming ANY media is: "If they exist, I ship them."

But my current mood is: Old man getting folded like laundry.

#ask #it would be easier to count the things I DONT read on A03 #its a hilariously small list lmao #crackships dont exist for me #my thirsty has NO bound #if these characters even BREATHE on the same planet I'm shipping them #honestly they don't even have to be on the same planet #crossover ships? sign me up

[madamebaggio]

Notes: As "Maybe we shouldn't (but we will)" (a.k.a. The bucket list) was the second most voted on our end of the year poll, I'll post the beginning of the next chapter for you all.

Let me know your feelings.

Previously...

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Chapter 15

Sam sighed as he watched Jon playing with the pint on his hand. When his friend had asked him out for a drink, Sam imagined something had happened and that it had something to do with the Sansa situation -how he called it in his head.

Sam knew Jon very well; they’d been friends for a long time and went through a lot together. There wasn’t much he didn’t know about the other man.

Sure, he hadn’t expected Jon to get into this… Situation with Sansa Stark. He’d never got the impression that there was anything between them, and he’d seen them together on many occasions. Jon hadn’t talked much about Sansa before, so it was a bit of a shock.

However, Sam didn’t really think it was the craziest match possible. When he’d thought about it better, it did make a lot of sense. They were both steady, loyal and kind people. In Sam’s head, Jon and Sansa made more sense than most of Jon’s previous relationships.

The man in question let out a long sigh, and Sam figured he was ready to say whatever was in his head.

“I’m in love with Sansa.”

Well… Now Sam was glad he hadn’t taken a sip from his beer. “I see.” He dragged the last word.

Jon looked at him. “You do?”

“I mean…” Sam cleared his throat. “I think it was bound to happen.”

Jon frowned. “It was?”

Sam snorted. “Jon… Come on. You’re the king of getting involved with people. And Sansa is pretty amazing. It isn’t shocking that, once you spent more time together, you’d realize she’s amazing and…” He shrugged.

“You could’ve warned me.”

“I’m pretty sure when you told me it was already too late.”  

Jon sighed again. “We spent time together before.” He defended himself quietly.

“Not like this.”

Jon’s next sigh was even more dramatic. “Are you going to tell her?” Sam wanted to know.

“Not yet.” When he saw Sam’s arched eyebrow, Jon hurried to explain. “Sansa is… Discovering herself right now. We’ve had a lot of discussions, and only now she feels more comfortable to say what she wants or not. Her self-confidence took a lot of hits in the last years and in her last relationships. She needs more time.”

“More time for what?”

“To decide whether what she feels when she’s with me is real or not.” Jon’s eyes dipped back to his untouched pint. “Right now she’s enjoying the high, learning about herself… I don’t want to confuse her.”

“I see your point, but then you aren’t being exactly honest with her, right?”

“I don’t intend to drag this indefinitely, Sam.” Jon assured him. “Not even to the end of the list. I also don’t intend to lie to her. If she asks me about my feelings, I’ll tell her honestly. But I think she needs a bit more time. She needs to feel more confident and more certain of what she wants or not.”

“Including you.”

“Including me.”

“I get what you’re saying, Jon, I truly do. But…” It was Sam’s turn to sigh. “Don’t wait too long. Yes, she might need time, but you don’t. You’re in love already. The more time you let pass, the worse this can get for you.”

“I know, Sam.” Jon nodded. “As I said, I don’t intend to lie to her, or anything. I just want her to figure it out on her own.”

Sure. Nothing could go wrong with that, right?

#madame baggio #crackship #images not mine #fanfiction #posted on ao3 #game of thrones #au #sansa stark #jon snow #a special bucket list #jonsa

[mamadarama]

i just learned that madara and wataru is a ship and thats so funny to me bc it implies eichi being cockblocked by madara so in my head its just like

#pov eichi vision that guy you hate just stole ur man you killed ppl to get #definitely going on my crackship list #mp4 #handcrafted funnies #madara mikejima #enstars #ensemble stars

[kingcunny]

got tagged by @atopvisenyashill to talk about asoiaf crackships. gonna talk about the young wolf and his mad dog!! >:3c

(yall know i tried to look robb/sandor on ao3, ff.net, and just a general google search and found nothing? please tell me i did not invent this ship?)

sandor has a Fixation on robb. nobody else in westeros will accept him. hes a monster. they all know it. he cant go back home. he cant go back to the lannisters. the newly seceded north with their new boy-king seems like the only option he has. but after everything hes done, he cant just show up. he needs a peace offering.

so sandor finds and kidnaps this boykings missing sister so *he* can return her safe and sound. so he can prove the assumptions wrong about him, that hes not just a monster. that he can be trustworthy, respectable. that robb needs him, he Has too. hes the only option sandor has.

robb, as king in the north, has power and authority. he has the power to give sandor a fresh start, a new home. to forgive his sins. to give him a new purpose. maybe to even respect him as more than a near rabid dog.

and robb, who has gone through so many betrayals recently, having someone that he KNOWS he can trust… and i know. youre squinting at me saying robb could trust sandor but LISTEN. robb has been working off the assumption pretty much since ned died that arya is also dead. then sandor comes in and drops arya at his feet, more-or-less safe and sound. he brought her back from the dead, gave his mother one of her daughters back. then sandors offering to commit the worst sin possible, For Robb, to deal a massive blow to the lannisters, not to win himself any victory or glory, but just to prove that robb could trust him.

robb knows that sandor doesnt have anywhere else to go. he wouldnt be here if he did. he knows hes sandors last hope. if robb rejects him he might as well pack it up and jump on a boat to join a sellsword company. hes done. robb holds sandors future in his hands. theres a certain security there, along with sandors desperate attempts to prove himself, that he wont be betrayed again. that maybe robb Can trust sandor.

and i also just think robb does Want to see the best in people, to believe in them. so he does give sandor a chance

im tagging…….. @maegorsbignaturals @knightsickness @ludcake @daenerysoftarth ………. and the girl reading this <3

#*if the red wedding had never happened #or sandor got to robb first #wait fuck can you imagine if sandor was at the red wedding #now just realizing it said to List crackships……. #robb x sandor #robb stark #sandor clegane #my posts #if i didnt tag u but u got something on this level write it and say i tagged u i wanna see….

[jsab-crackship-tournament]

Seperate post for all the crackships currently submitted. THIS IS NOT MATCH UPS, JUST A TRACKER FOR SUBMISSIONS.

Cytoblixacuda [Cyan x CTM x Blixer x Cuda. Mine]

New Fresh [LLTNF x New Game. Submission by @/nyazhi]

Blixguy [Blixer x Doom Guy. Submission by @/blixersupremacy]

Dublix [Dub from TPC x Blixer. Submitted by @/irrelevaantidiot]

Barralixer [Barracuda x Blixer. Submitted by @/angiemelon]

ToxicFlower [Blixer x that one Flower he beat up at the start of the game. Submitted by @/blixghtsinsanity]

DeadSun [Sun x Death. Submitted by @/plasky]

SunnyKitty [Sun x Blixer. Submitted by @/auto-tuned-aegislash]

CatTree [Blixer x Tree. Submitted by @/yourfriendkerfwuffle]

Barracipher [Barracuda x Bill Cipher. Submitted by @/that-cooldj]

Pink seas [Blixer x Boat. Submitted by @/petthepirate]

#jsab crackship tournament #just shapes and beats #jsab #not a crackship fight #list of submissions #yes i am aware of the misspellings. #no i do not care. #they stay because its funny

[watermelonsloth]

This could just be me, but I the reason I get so off put by people(specifically people who ship some of the really popular ships like SS, NH, NS, SNS) who hate on crack ships like SasuHina is because it feels like punching down. I get that whole thing with actually attacking snakes in grass, but that doesn’t takeaway how gross it feels at times. Especially when their arguments are “they didn’t spend any screen time together” or “they’ve never spoken in canon” as if the crackshippers aren’t aware of that.

#crackshipping #im not listing every crackship I know #we’d be here all day #anti crackship haters #sasuhina #anti sasuhina haters #sakuhina #sakukarin #sasuino #naruino #you get the point #i just want this to be seen #my stooff

[kami-kun1003]

:0

a fellow Che'nya appreciator?!

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES I LOVE THAT CATBOY SO MUCH… IM NEVER FORGIVING TWST FOR NOT MAKING HIM REAPPEAR IN CHAP 5

#i also have a crackship of him and neige #LISTEN. LIST N IT WOULJD BE CUTE #ask

[fanfictionlord]

I just reilized how much fanfiction I consumed in general and I only gave recs for succession so if any of you guys want fic recs hit me up I'll tag fandoms and ships I read about

#supernatural #succession #merlin #boku no hero acedamia #dc comics #harry poter #haikyuu #I pretty much read every ship in haikyuu some more then others I don't read ovbious illegal fics and krotsuki #I read again pretty much every ship in BNHA but I don't read bakudeku or tododeku or any ship involving bakugou besides kiribaku #I read merthur in merlin but would be open to anything again besides the illegal ships #I read superbat and bluegold (booster gold×Blue Beetle-Ted not jaimie) #I read drarry percy/oliver #I also read destiel #I also read some percy/marcus #I also read oliver / marcus #scorbus #marcus / percy and all three as a polly couple but thats rare #I also read crackships related to pretty much every fandom listed here so if thats your thing let me know #also and I know I said also like 87 times troughout this whole thing but if you have a fandom comment I might have read it #I also know most of my ships and recs are mlm couples bc I don't have much wlw ships #if you have any wlw recs drop and I'll read it #fic recs #ted lasso #trent crimm #ted lasso / trent crim #marvel #daredevil #god I am such a nerd #top gun maverick

[thymbyll]

If Terry Silver Kept His Good Sensei Status

#terry silver #tory nichols #thomas ian griffith #peyton list #crackship #wishful shipping #cobra kai #good sensei terry silver

[somepancakeonline5377]

Confession when I was in elementary I used to think “honestly they have something going on” and I still think that. Do yall fw this ship or nah?

#captain underpants #Captain underpants book 5 #wedgie woman #shipping #crackship #<— not sure tbh #I NEVER see any ships for Captain #only egg casserole #let this man get more bitches please #bitches that want him DEAD #splotch and wedgie woman are now on this list #mfs who want him dead but also wanna make out with him #it’s like enemies to lovers but they stay as enemies and have STRONG romantic tension

[sysig]

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#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #Crackship #Teisel #Meme #I am on a roll with these lol #I knew adding Teisel to my list was only a matter of time #I am a weakwilled individual with one fatal flaw #Anyway (lol) #ZEX really has his work cut out for him with Teisel haha - it's very fortunate he's so determined and enjoys a challenge 'cause otherwise! #Teisel is hard to pin down - I mean Other Than That lol - he's an interesting guy :0 #Rough around the edges and a family man ♪ And if I get to draw long hair and big muscles then all the better hehe #And he has a cute nose! He has the bridge of the nose thing that I like so much!! Yes!! #As for the rest of him - hm! I've only had passing thoughts up to this point and getting into his head is...Something lol #It's well done to be certain it definitely Makes Me Feel it's just hard to ascribe a name to that Feeling just yet #Needs a bit more time to tumble smooth I suppose lol #One thing I know I like because it makes me sad - lol - is ZEX projecting some of his feelings about DAX onto Teisel - unexpected! #It's extremely interesting how despite his deep abiding love and fascination with Otherness he's gotten increasingly homesick #Finding things charming about humans that remind him of VUX! You can tell he's a bit desperate for the familiar :'0 #So isolated from even himself ah 💔 Hang in there ZEX! #At least he has some fun distractions hehe ♪ New things to learn and consider! Teisel keeps throwing him curveballs! #Both of them circling each other like ''? Isn't it your turn?'' lol #They both come off as aggressive in their own way and then swing-and-a-miss lol #And then there's how Teisel frames him as far as age goes - or really how everyone does pffft #It is So funny to me every time anyone refer to ZEX as ''old'' now that his age has been more or less established - at least pointed at #The fact that he might not even be in his human-equivalent 50s what is this who this lol he's not old! And Max /definitely/ isn't haha #He is the slightest itty-bittiest willowiest little twink y'ever did see pfft #I have been waiting to use that meme template for someone for ages I am so glad that I finally got the chance ♪

[madamebaggio]

Notes: Previously...

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7 - Sexy lingerie (maybe get the edible type?)

Chapter 14

If there was anything more awkward than meeting one’s casual partner after he’d gone out to drink with one’s brother… Sansa didn’t know about it.

She didn’t want to think a lot about it -for obvious reasons -but… Well…

Jon hadn’t canceled on her so that must mean something.

What it meant she wasn’t so sure. They hadn’t actually talked since the last time he’d been to her place. They’d just exchanged messages to confirm he’d be coming over.

Would he change his mind after talking to Robb?

Sansa remembered very well that his relationship to her family had been a big concern for Jon when they first talked about this. He probably felt guilty he was sleeping with his best friend’s little sister.

Men.

He didn’t feel guilty when he was telling her all those dirty things and doing all the naughty stuff. But one word from Robb and he’d…

Her doorbell rang and Sansa’s soul almost left her body. “Oh my god.” She took a deep breath in.

It was fine, Jon was there.

Why was she even concerned?

“Let’s not complicate this.” Sansa whispered to herself. “Jon’s been nothing but great. Don’t freak out.”

Then Jon was there. “Hey, San.”

She couldn’t help but smile at him. “Hey, yourself. How are you?”

His mouth curled up softly at the corner at her attempt of small talk. “Fine. And you?”

Sansa rolled her eyes at his smart-assery. “Fine.”

She wasn’t going to ask about Robb.

“Did you miss me a lot?” Jon teased.

She narrowed her eyes at him and crossed her arms. “I missed parts of you.” She answered brattily.

It took Jon’s smirk for her to realize how that had sounded.

Sansa blushed. “I did not mean I missed your… Your…”

“Smile?” He offered.

“Shut up, Snow.”

He laughed and came closer, putting his hands on her waist. “I missed you.”

She huffed. “Which parts?”

Jon dropped a kiss to her neck. “This one.”

Sansa felt a shiver ran down her body. “Not a very interesting one.” She managed to mumble.

Jon kissed her chin. “This one too.” This made her giggle.

He pinched her chin, so she’d look at him. “But I missed this the most.” He murmured before kissing her.

Sansa sighed in relief against his lips. It felt as if she’d been waiting forever for this.

She put her arms around his neck and pressed her body tighter against his. Jon’s hands slid down her back and grasped her ass.

Sansa bit his lower lip, then pulled away from him. “One minute.”

Jon frowned. “What’s wrong?”

“Did you forget what’s on the list for today?” She teased.

Jon seemed to be having a hard time remembering it, and it made Sansa very pleased with herself. “Maybe a hint?”

She snorted, then pulled at her dress’ bow. She’d worn a wrap dress exactly because of that.

And the look in Jon’s face? Princeless.

“This is your hint, Snow.”

Sansa had gotten really excited about this one. She loved wearing pretty things and she’d wanted to have a new lingerie set for this.

Margaery had suggested buying something from La Perla or Agent Provocateur, but Sansa didn’t have that much money to throw at a lingerie set, even if it was gorgeous.

Besides, this one had been way cheaper and it was still gorgeous.

By the way Jon couldn’t tear his eyes away, it looked like he agreed.

She’d chosen the baby blue set because she liked it better than the darker ones. The panties barely covered the necessary and the bra was a demi and doing a bad job of concealing her nipples. It was the first time she’d worn a garter belt, but it made her feel sexy.

Although, Jon was making her feel even sexier.

“Are you breathing?” She decided to check.

“I’m trying to decide how to touch you without getting any of that off.” He said, without moving his eyes from her legs.

Sansa laughed. “Why don’t we take a more hands-on approach to this?”

Jon immediately advanced on her and pressed her against the wall, his mouth already attacking hers. His hands went to her legs, feeling them and squeezing her thighs.

Sansa pushed him away just to get his shirt off, then pulled his mouth back to hers, her fingers sunk in his curls.

Jon felt ravenous. He kissed her neck and her collarbone, dropping sweet kisses and light bites as he went along. He cupped her breasts, then sucked her nipple through the bra, and it felt like nothing before, the lace adding to the feeling.

She sighed his name, and he grunted his approval.

He gave attention to her other nipple, while his hand slid down her body and into her barely-there panties.

“You’re perfect.” He told her and he touched her.

It was funny how she was starting to believe him when he said things like this. 

Jon slipped a finger inside her, finding her wet and waiting for him.

Sansa managed to get her hands between them and open his belt and jeans.

“Wait.” He said before she could push his pants down.

He pulled a condom from his pocket and put on the console table close by. Then she finally pushed his pants down.

Sansa - not so shy anymore - wrapped her hand around his cock. They watched their hands on each other, labored breaths mixing, until Jon cursed under his breath.

“Let me take you to your room before we do this against this wall.” He pressed a hard kiss to her mouth.

“Wait!” She asked, the haze making it hard to focus. “Can you really do it? Like this?” Her eyes were round.

“You mean fuck you standing?”

“Jon!”

He smirked. “Sorry. Aye. I can. Why do you think I work out?”

“To save kittens from trees?”

“No. To fuck you like this.” He pressed her against the wall.

“Jon!” She laughed even as she tried to look scandalized.

“Wanna try it?” He asked, a grin on his lips.

“Yes.” She said immediately.

Jon went to lower her panties, only to realize the garter holding her stocks was in the way.

“Oh.” Sansa frowned. “I didn’t think of that. I guess I’ll have to get that.”

Jon was eyeing the garter belt. “That’d be a shame.” His finger traced the panties. “Are these expensive?”

“Well, not really expensive…”

“I’ll get you new ones.” He promised, before wrapping his fingers around the band and pulling it until one side snapped.

“Oh my god! Jon!” Now she sounded properly scandalized as what was once her panties were left hanging from one of her legs.

“Oops.”

“You owe me new panties. Later.”

He laughed as he got the condom. “I’ll redeem myself for that one.” He promised her.

Then Jon put his hands on Sansa’s thighs and picked her up.

Her hands went to his shoulders. “That’s pretty impressive.” She confessed breathlessly.

“You’ve seen nothing.”

Someone was feeling cocky….

She helped him get in position and then Jon thrust in, pushing her harder against the wall. Sansa lost her air for a second, but not in a bad way. For some reason this felt so much hotter -and dirtier -than anything they’d ever done together.

“Eyes on me, sweet girl.”

Sansa’s legs tightened around his waist, as her eyes found his. Jon thrusted into her, and Sansa’s moan spilled in his mouth.

She kissed him again because it felt wrong not to, especially when he was doing this to her. His hands were holding her up, so she felt it was essential that she touched him more. Her mouth on his, her nails running down his chest, her fingers on his hair…

When she came, she was calling his name.

It felt great, as it did with Jon.

However… Sansa couldn’t shake the feeling that something was different.

#madame baggio #crackship #gifs not mine #modern world #au #posted on ao3 #game of thrones #sansa stark #jon snow #jonsa #jonsa fic #a special bucket list

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Oh you know what I should probably clarify that um. While I adore Tiger Rock's design and keep saying he's mine now...

Roxy is still my number one blorbo. This hasn't changed. The art pieces I was thinking about when I was hit with that realisation from earlier? Yeah it was an art piece of her. Several, in fact. She is still the rotisserie blorbo of my brain lmao I'm just throwing the shiny new toy tiger around a bit until I go back to her fully, ya know?

#i don't play with them like dolls i play with them like littlest pet shop toys. #you get me?? #bobble heads!!! #lmao djdjjd yeah psa roxy is still blorbo of all time!! #tiger rock has just been added to the list of guys I've assigned a personality to and adore lmao #he's just new and brain likes screaming about new stuff #i love roxy too much to lose her to him :( #his design and the storyteller tiger head just... scratch a spot in my brain... #tiger with spider arms on his back... #broooooo #he's dope as hell okay??? #i get a pass for loving aesthetically pleasing characters okay??? okay #i will admit though #it IS really fucking weird how much general like... #wolf and tiger posts I've been seeing since i stole him from Tubehell #like its really fucking weird???? #saw one of furries that were a tiger and a wolf and it was like 'this is yuri' or something #and like!!! yes you're right but the fucking TIMING!!!! #i am NOT shipping these two okay??? #hdjdndkd crackship and a half... #cringetober prompt of crackship ajd it's just fucking tiger rock x roxy djndksdn #tempted to do it for for the joke now lmao #seriously though??? no. not happening. #big no on that one lmao #but its so weird how many unrelated posts I've seen of wolves and tigers together lately though #it's like tumblr wants me to commit to the bit on it lmao #no plans to though no worries djdnjd #anyway

[randomestcrackships]

Peyton List & Daniel Radcliffe

for anon

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#peyton list #peyton list crackship #daniel radcliffe #daniel radcliffe crackship #crackship #gifset #crackship gifs #2023-03-06

[thetentaclecommander]

My Main Ships (in the AU)

Figure I’ll list the ships in my AU. Some of them are what the tender youth would call ““problematic.”” I see them as ‘compelling’, ‘having actual stakes,’ and having challenging conflicts beyond ‘will they love meee in this coffeeshop?’. Many of these people canon and OC have been with this AU since its inception and serve up the many themes found in it. Yes, some of them overlap as I'm team let people grow and have experiences/multiship. Nemesis/Jill The bread and butter of this AU. Full of complication as to why each proceeded with *dramatic handwave* this. A lot of unhealthy coping with their mutual and separate traumas (other than you know that whole trying to kill each other biz). Also, fun toying with that human/monster divide and how intimacy is wildly different between the other in monstrous ways. Is by far the most complicated ship. Gets very unsettlingly trippy with that 'mental connection' they have these days. Nemesis/Zeus(OC) I was apparently doing monstery brocon/twincest before it had a name (also lol myth shout out)? In seriousness, this is one of the most toxic ships in the AU because the two essentially are what happens when abuse travels down the line leading to unhealthy copes. It just happens to be between two highly dangerous monsters who both lack the concept of what family much less consent is (or even orientation; neither gets what that is, gender is 'what humans need us to be') while raised in horrible captivity, with one very out of his damn mind. Also noting that this AU doesn't deal in 'perfect' victims. Chris/Sheva A tragic pair that came to be out of Chris cheating on Jill out of loneliness and the distance Jill’s trauma caused. Things resolved where these two became an item (with Jill’s blessing even) but the vibe of Chris settling won't leave Sheva along with the torch for Jill Chris denies is there. He loves Sheva, he truly does, but that feeling for Jill is there, and Sheva, despite it all, hurts from that fact (never mind the guilt of at one time being the other woman). Ada/Carlos The spicy bi panic of two free spirits who know who they are and what they are about. Meeting up by ‘chance’ or rather by ‘plan’ as what are the odds of a spy and a guy for hire meeting up at the same places? They clearly run in similar circles but the attraction and fun of having a good time is there. Funny enough, one of my most healthiest of ships.

Shana(OC)/Jessica(OC) My too wholesome to live lesbian ship. One is a BSAA ‘green’ who after years of taking jobs under the table fighting BOW, can work on the up and up to fund her wife’s MS treatments. Aside from some of Shana’s work history (and the depths she’d go to save her wife), these two are just deeply in love with each other. Bonus round: Not as featured but part of the AU *lore* Brad/Gwen(OC) The secret between them – Brad hooking up with a too young Gwen and ending up with a love child – was what resulted in Brad living in fear of doing more wrong to her and his son, Tomas. Secretly paid money and cared for them at her request as Gwen didn’t want all their lives destroyed. Was it right? No, but this dynamic worked until someone found out using it to blackmail him into leaving Alpha Team behind at Spencer Mansion for hours. Trent(OC)/Gwen(OC) Trent and Gwen found themselves teen parents with the arrival of Tomas (he didn’t know Tomas wasn’t his). Trent was defeated by the prospect of his plans in the military being derailed and turned to drinking. He loved Gwen and Tomas but was prone to flirting when not sober. Gwen, hardworking and from the ‘wrong side the tracks’ sees herself as pragmatic and tried to manage the situation she found herself in with all the foibles of a teen that grew up too fast. Working jobs with a fake ID, she fought for her little family and cared for Trent and Gwen but held resentment to him not being reliable hence her staying out late and drunkenly hooking up with Brad. Tomas was her whole world and would crawl through hell for her son. Trent and Gwen are a hot mess that had Raccoon not happened would have probably either got their shit together or broken up. Ghandon(OC)/Tracey(OC) The put upon Nurse that actually cared for her ‘sons’ the NE-Ts: she read to them, talked to them like ‘people’, was a true ‘parent’ to them, watched as they gained more and more of a personality as the parasites learned. She had to ‘compete’ with Simon Ghandon’s attentions towards them who were not even remotely wholesome, to the point she played into the man’s delusions to gain the boys some respite. It, unfortunately, only worked for so long. Ghandon(OC)/His ‘boys’(OCs + Nemesis) Man with a God Complex + closeted + given complete control over 4 powerful BOW units. What could possibly go wrong? This is the main reason Nemesis has rage issues, control issues, lacks boundaries/has no idea of consent (other than not being human, so it’d been hard to grasp such a human-based concept anyway), and despises humans. Is one of the reasons (next to Nemesis) Zeus has really borked ideas on ‘love.’ This ship bracket is not just toxic, but hellish. Wesker/Jill Started as a side fling (not sexual but sexualized) feeding into Jill’s secret masochist tendencies (because no one was out about such things in the era of DADT and Anita Hill) that turns into a plot to manipulate her actions like with Brad and Barry. He intentionally knew the fallout would cause tension between her and Chris; then 5 happened. Oh boy did RE5 happen. Let’s just say he fucked her up mentally, emotionally and physically and continues to after his ‘death.’ Wesker is to Jill as Ghandon is to Nemesis. Wesker/Excella The Regional Director high on her own supply (and coke and wine) and the manipulative bioterrorist who plays along to get what he wants- what could possibly go wrong? Game playing was afoot, especially with her known jealousy toward the puppet, err Jill.

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