#we’d be here all day

[watermelonsloth]

This could just be me, but I the reason I get so off put by people(specifically people who ship some of the really popular ships like SS, NH, NS, SNS) who hate on crack ships like SasuHina is because it feels like punching down. I get that whole thing with actually attacking snakes in grass, but that doesn’t takeaway how gross it feels at times. Especially when their arguments are “they didn’t spend any screen time together” or “they’ve never spoken in canon” as if the crackshippers aren’t aware of that.

#crackshipping #im not listing every crackship I know #we’d be here all day #anti crackship haters #sasuhina #anti sasuhina haters #sakuhina #sakukarin #sasuino #naruino #you get the point #i just want this to be seen #my stooff

[kirbyskisses-main-moved]

drop the jazz recs!!!! 💝

okie!! jazz has existed since the 1920s so there’s a century of people and albums i can give you but i’ll try to keep it simple. if you want more i always have more to give i’m so happy to be asked 🥹

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the master is miles davis, inventor of the cool - too much to say about him so i’ll say go with his most famous records:

kind of blue, 1959, 5 songs, 45 minutes. fav song: “so what?” - defined my childhood. his most popular by far

birth of the cool, 1957, 11 songs, 32 minutes.

then the queen of jazz and one of the most popular singers of all time, ella fitzgerald. decades of music and influence so i’ll give you

this legendary performance of “mack the knife” where she forgot the words halfway through and makes a grammy winning show of it.

her 1960 christmas album, specifically her cover of “frosty the snowman”

this youtube playlist of her best stuff if you want more

she also has several albums with several other jazz kings. i’ll just mention one: trumpeter and singer louis armstrong.

they did 47 songs together, here’s my favorite two:

“cheek to cheek”

“dream a little dream of me.”

and jazz is a very historically and culturally black genre of music but i’ll throw you one white boy, chet baker:

chet baker sings, 1956, 14 songs, 44 minutes. best song: “i fall in love too easily”

hope you like it!!!

#I DIDNT EVEN SAY NINA SIMONE #and Duke and chick and herbie and Sinatra and DIZZY gahhhhh #and don’t get me started on quincy jones #I’m not kidding when I say I thought of 13 other people I could’ve recommended #in the span of four minutes #AND TAKE FIVE. AND SING SING SING. The first jazz songs I ever learned how to play. 😭😭😭 #we’d be here all day #kirby’s asks🌸 #queen roma 🕊️⭐️ #mooties ♡ #jazz #music recs #miles davis

[grayintogreen]

It’s a testament to how much I fear fanfic faux pas that I refuse to tag A LOT of characters who appear in LitMoR multiple times simply because they’re not there the whole time and I don’t want anyone to get the wrong idea of their presence in a one million word narrative.

But this is particularly funny in that MULTIPLE ANTAGONISTS aren’t tagged.

#honestly I feel like I shouldn’t have tagged Essek sometimes but he’s there as much as Lucien was in OUADYA #it’s so fucking hard because there’s no secondary character tags #and I’m hoping there’s not some character blacklist where someone is gonna nope out because Trent and Ludinus show up unstaffed #also if I listed every canon character who appears for multiple chapters #we’d be here all day #like fucking thing about it #WACCOH IS IN A LOT OF CHAPTERS

[bruisedboys]

15!!!

15: Favorite movie

knives out!!!!!!! I freaking love that movie so much I could talk about it all day. also fantastic mr. fox <3

#I have so many others but if I said them all #we’d be here all day #those are my top two rn

[cyber-streak]

I want all of my favorite villains to meet. It’ll be absolute chaos.

#cyber talks #Bill cipher #the three witches from hocus pocus #Vos #Hellbat #Darcy #The Collector #like everything else #the list goes on #we’d be here all day

[soaked-doors]

the history book on the shelf is always repeating itself

#something sinister happens in my brain when I think about the 1 and a half parallels between these two like uhm #silly and grumpy. I’d get into it but we’d be here all day #one piece #luffy #roronoa zoro #zolu #red hair shanks #dracule mihawk #mishanks #OPLA #one piece fanart #my art

[randomsufff]

You know what I really need in fanfics? More confession scenes where one person drops the confessions then runs, fast as fuck, in the other direction.

Like, obviously they’ll meet back up eventually and talk about it (which is hilarious in itself they they would have to sprint to catch up while yelling why they’re like this) , BUT THINK ABOUT IT!!! It 1) give the other person a chance to gather their thoughts so the person confessing doesn’t have to sit in anxious silence and 2) allows the confessor to get it over with quick and overcomes that anxiety over confessing. Also it’s just fucking hilarious.

Like imagine your fav paring or whatever, they get to that part where one (or both idk) realizes their feelings for the other but they’re just anxious to be vulnerable like that or they fear rejection, whatever. One of them suddenly goes, fuck it, and they turn to the other. (Maybe they’re on a sidewalk, maybe their in a park IDK endless possibilities here) and they go:

“ok I’m about to say something, it’s nothing bad (I hope) and I’m willing to talk about it after I say it. I’m 100% serious, this is really not a joke. But I’m going to say this and run to (relevant location). Ok? Ok…. Don’t freak out… iminlovewithyou” *Cue maniac SPRINTING as fast as humanly possible in the other direction* (Bro I’m cracking up just typing about this)

AND THEN!!! You get to chose how they react after a few stunned seconds. Do they sprint after them? Do they shout to bring their ass back over to them? Do they race like hell to beat the other at the determined location??? I don’t know, but it’s hilarious as fuck and can transition seamlessly into heartfelt feeling talk.

(Thinking about this with specific ships is funny as hell too)

Idk I think of more fics had this trope we could all have a grand ol silly time instead of accidentally speed reading through confession schemes because the stress is too much then having to go back and re-read it to fully process it, as one does. You know?

#am I about to expose myself on my ships? #yes. yes i am #hilson #this is especially funny if it’s fucking Wilson doing the confessing in the hospital hallway #ineffable husbands #homumiko #tedpendent #dreamling #johnlock #mattfoggy #stobotnik #shukita #the most randomest ships but it is what it is #i could definitely add more but we’d be here all day #fanfic #please please please writers im begging do this I’ll laugh my ass off #jk I’m adding more ships I think will be funny as I think of them #shassie #harrykim

[chloesimaginationthings]

Sorry if you’ve already put this somewhere and I didn’t see, but what’re your favourite ships?? :3

Women

#ask reply #OK BUT FR #tbh I’m not huge on shipping like others are so I don’t like have a legit list #but I have some faves #love Jolymes #love Gappy x Yasuho #love Kira x Shinobu #idk if I ship anything in spiderverse #I think Denji and Asa are cute from csm #those are the big ones that come to mind #but I probably have a ton of ships I like neutrally #don’t even get me started on platonic dynamics I love #I hope I’ve answered your question well enough #if I went into more detail we’d be here all day 😭

[labyrynth]

shoutout to mianmian and her nameless husband for being the only canon mxtx couple where neither of them died

#setting the bar real low here #moi #mxtx #mdzs #svsss #tgcf #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the scum villain's self saving system #heaven official's blessing #ARE THEY REALLY THE ONLY ONES?? #fuck it yeah i’ll tag the main couples #if i tried to tag all of them we’d be here all day #wangxian #bingqiu #hualian #moshang #also shoutout to tianlang jun for being the only surviving parent

[un-pearable]

wu in the pilots, sacrificing himself so kai and nya can escape: surely this is a one time thing and will not model an extremely unhealthy behavior in all of my ninja

wu:

#text✨ #ninjago #this was about zane and kai bc of kai picking a fight with garmadon in s1 and zane jumping off the boat to free the leviathan in s2 (and. #yknow all s3 and- #but let’s be real it’s everyone #i can’t list all the examples we’d be here all day #obsessed with how often they go ‘no… i can’t believe they’d do this!!’ when someone runs off to fight someone or noblely sacrifice #themselves. it’s the one thing they know how to do!!! #wu ily man but this family is just a carousel of people sacrificing themselves for each other agshdjdnfjf kr

[nightmareonpeachstreet]

Sometimes u just gotta find things to distract you from Arlecchino until she comes out

Like decorating your teapot to be a family home for Arle, her wife Furina and their 3 kids, Lyney Lynette and Freminet

#this is a great way to distract urself from Arlecchino. (obviously (it works great)) #technically there are a lot more kids in the house of the hearth than just those 3 #but I cannot put them in the teapot nor do I know them so #anyway this has been a fun project but I’m starting to run out of things to do #I’ve already made a bedroom for Arlefuri. a boudoir for Furina where she can work on her projects and things #I made a bedroom for the kids (I didn’t like the idea of separating their bedrooms since they’re all so close) #(I did give Fremi a little privacy nook cause I feel like he needs alone time. so does Lynette but we all know your twin doesn’t count) #the living room has Lyney and Lynette’s gift set as well as Fremi’s in it #I made Arlecchino an office. for Business TM #and I think the last major thing I need to do is rearrange the dining room. #right now it’s just Furina’s giftset but I kinda wanna downsize it #that way it can be a dining room and kitchen #cause like. a family dining room doesn’t need to be that big #if we had all the house of the hearth kids here we’d definitely need that much room + probably more #but we’ve got a family of 5 here they’ll be fine with 1 big dining table #ofc I already have everyone’s outdoor giftsets set up too #and one day Arlecchino’s giftsets will be added but #I don’t know what they are yet so #Arlecchino #Furina // #Arlefuri #Lyney // #Lynette // #Freminet // #Genshin Impact //

[heyhellohihowareyou]

I have come to the conclusion that the “Hailey Blorbo” spectrum tends to be either:

Absolute sweethearts who may be insecure about themselves (Might not always be the case but they deserve the world either way)

OR

Cringefail losers who think they’re cooler than they actually are (They’re cool in my eyes at least)

Now there are very few exceptions to this rule but that’s usually how it is. Get Hailey into a new fandom, point her in the direction of the nearest cool loser and/or sweetheart and she’s all set!

#Some characters that come to mind: #yuuma isogai #hiroto maehara #sebastian debeste #makoto naegi #emu otori #tohru honda #tadano hitohito #mikoto mikoshiba #denki kaminari #shun kaidou #Not all of them of course (we’d be here all day) #But I want you to figure out which category each of them belong to!

[chaotic-mistress-plague]

Hunger Games Simulator, but Disney Villains? 👀

#disney #disney villains #the lion king #hercules #the hunchback of notre dame #the little mermaid #the princess and the frog #princess and the frog #disney hercules #sleeping beauty #snow white #beauty and the beast #maleficent #dr facilier #queen grimhilde #hades #jafar #scar #Gaston #and many many more #too tired to tag all of them #I just woke up #and we’d be here all day lol #hunger games simulator

[codgod]

things u can always send me pictures of:

rabbits

jimmy solidarity

charlie slimecicle

foolish gamers

cats

#.txt #okay if i listed every male mcyt i think is hot we’d be here all day #this is like current top 3 #i will also accept a mariana or two

[quietwingsinthesky]

oh, yeah, another thing i noticed that was odd about s5 in comparison to earlier seasons was how much they relied on like. not the history of the doctor, exactly, but the image of that history. whether from little easter eggs of the first doctor’s picture popping up everywhere to i think the two(?) times in the season we get a montage of past doctors. and i honestly can’t remember anything like that happening earlier (with the exception of the time crash short, which felt more substantial to me and was also like. 7 straight minutes of david tennant being allowed to fangirl.)

and i say ‘the image’ because hell knows the RTD era was pulling from doctor who past left, right, and center, but it rarely felt like a moment of ‘look at this old thing, you remember old thing? old thing was cool and so are we for continuing it.’ and more like ‘here’s a species/character/etc from classic who. and here’s how they’ve changed and fit into the new world we’ve built for the show.’

I guess, the difference here for me is that. i haven’t watched classic who. s5 shows me a slideshow of doctors and to me, those are the guys i once ranked by how sexy i think they are. and not much else. i don’t have an emotional connection to an image. but take, say, school reunion? an episode that was my favorite even back when i was a kid specifically because i adored sarah jane? i had no idea who she was then, i only just figured out a little bit ago which doctor she traveled with, and exclusively all i’ve watched of her is that episode in s2 and the sarah jane adventures. and yet, that episode, without the context there for me, managed to make sense to me. i’m sure it was probably even more impactful to fans of sarah jane from classic who, but it didn’t lose its impact without that knowledge.

so, that’s a shift. i don’t want to say it’s a negative one, exactly, because maybe people who have seen classic who like these references and i’m missing something. but, to me, it feels a little more shallow.

#sorry if i kept talking about sarah jane and school reunion we’d be here all day. her reintroduction to nuwho is phenomenal. #even without classic who. you get it. you get what the doctor did to her. you understand how much it hurt her. by giving her time with rose #we’re able to use what we know about rose to parallel her with sarah jane and infer that sarah jane was a lot like her once. it’s good! #and seeing pictures of the first doctor is like. very funny because he’s a silly little guy. but i don’t know that man. #but yeah. another example i’d put out there is Dalek. and yes everyone loves dalek we all know its good. but. without the context of classic #who. this was the choice of how to reintroduce the daleks to the audience. not as silly tin can killing machine. but as this. this wretched #and pitiable thing that dies to see the sunlight. this monster that is. in its last moments. capable of change. however small. #(a theme that i think links up well to evolution of the daleks in s3. i think its interesting how we’re invited to see the daleks first as #beings that have had a great and terrible injustice done to them. (in episode: the dalek being chained up and tortured. in a wider context: #how daleks are made at all.) before we’re introduced to them as a galaxy-wide threat intent on inflicting that same suffering on the rest of #the universe.) #MY POINT IS: nuwho and classic who mix well when the classic who elements are reintroduced in a way that makes sense both for people with #the back knowledge of classic who (and maybe they get even more out of it) while ALSO makign sense to people who’ve only seen nuwho. #anyway. this is a small thing its far from like. a show-ruining point. its literally fine lol. #doctor who #dw lb

[nanoa1foryou]

Someone should make a compilation edit of the Käärijä crew being silly on tour with Jesse On Mun Frendi by Antti Tuisku as the song. I think it would be really funny.

#jesse on mun frendi means jesse is my friend #käärijä #I’m not gonna break down what the song is about because we’d be here all day #but trust me that it would be really funny in the context of tour manager jesse