#DOG SHIT IN THEIR SHOES

[thatdeadaquarius]

LSKDJSKDKD IM GLAD I WAS BEING OF HELP IN ANY WAY :D

Kinda ask but also not :

What would you do if you were isekaid to genshin (in your different AUs: genz language, language barrier, blunt reader...)

Or if you got isekaid with one of your friend or follower(pspspsps me)

WE WOULD HAVE A FEILD DAY IN ALL OF THOSE LMFAO

So I have other ppls asks that r older than this but this'll be pretty short/its kinda not a request/ask? so ill go ahead and post this one first :) 💙

The ungodly amount of AUs I have now (my askers have?? I feel like yall made these tho):

FIRST OF ALL, IM ON MY FEET IN SECONDS- IF U RMEMBER ONE OF MY OLD ASKS WHERE I SAID "U will not be one of those isekai protagonists who dont know wtf is going on/wont accept what happen, esp when their lives depended on it"

I PARTIALLY SAID THAT BC THAT WILL BE ME

I AM AWARE. I AM COOL. I AM ROLLING WITH THE PUNCHES.

any of these chaotic language AUs i am on my toes for goddamit

Im drawing pictures to communicate, im doin charades, any method i can if words dont work

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IF ITS THE BLUNT AU I WOULD NEVER SHUT UP

It would just be too funny for me to be able to be quiet, im making ppl laugh im scaring ppl bc they think im an eldritch god

What a dream💖 *wistful sigh

Thats part of the reason i wrote about that AU bc i WOULD LOVE THAT ONE

YALL COMING WITH ME??!! :

We would quite possibly end the world

Im kinda but also kinda not joking

It would just be utter chaos

U my good fellow, seem to be hot on the uptake so i would assume we would make a gameplan pretty quick once we like too a second to

FREAK TF OUT WE IN GENSHIN

like, if it was just me i think Id just be excited for a few minutes

But if we both there??

Screaming, jumping up and down, i have taken ur hands and am spinning you LMAO

Hope no characters come by and see us bc we would be actin like Absolute Buffoons (even if u wouldnt normally be act like that in this situation i WOULD FORCE U TO JOIN AND GET HYPE)

Also 2 idiots r better than 1 idiot /lh

So if we put our heads together...

We might just get a braincell and make a sweet life for ourselves in Teyvat

(plus would help with homesickness + culture shock)

THANK U FOR THE UNHINGED IDEAS LOL

I think in any situation in Isekais, I would seem feral to all the other characters bc i would be doin shit like breaking Nahida out of her prison with fireworks lol

Cheers,

🌒🌧🌊Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

♡the beloveds (sorry if this doesnt count! i figured it was close enough to sagau i might as well tag yall)

@karmawonders / @0rah-s lol ur own ask im doin it anyway LMAO / @randomnatics

#INSANITY WOULD HAPPEN NO MATTER WHAT THE SITUATION IS #IM LOCKING KAEYA AND DILUC IN A DOMAIN SO THEY GOTTA WORK TOGETHER AND BOND #IM HARASSIN ZHONGLI TO JUST MAKE A PUBLIC ANNOUCEMENT INSTEAD OF FAKING HIS DEATH LIKE A DRAMATIC DUMBASS #IM ATTACHING A FISHING LINE TO KAZHUAS FRIEND AND REELIN HIM AWAY WHEN RAIDEN GOES FOR THE SWING #BREAKING NAHIDA OUT DAY ONE #PRANKING THE SAGES #GLITTER IN THEIR MEETING ROOM #DOG SHIT IN THEIR SHOES #genshin impact #ask box open #genshin sagau #sagau #genshin imagines #my asks #uh #gender neutral reader? #but its just me now #like specifically me #aquarius #genderfluid reader #imma just put my gender lol #genshin sagau ideas #genshin isekai #genshin god reader #genshin imagines reverse harem #ahaha what #i mean #genshin x reader

[thebrainrotsreal]

EVIL MARK, EVIL MARK, EVIL MARK!!! I want to be coherent about this season but please picture me foaming at the mouth and running on the walls. S2 being what if Mark's just like his Dad? Insanity. I love this show. Anyways, AU where an Evil!Mark tries to make Our!Mark worse, and Our!Mark tries to make the other better. Something something confronting your idea of the worst version of oneself. Plus, tweaked black and yellow costume because I saw it and immediately went murder hornet lookin' ass and knew I had to draw it. Evil ass Mark. Horrible. I think he should be dragged kicking and screaming into redemption.

#mark and the fact he is fighting for this fucking life to avoid the Many Bad Endings???? im pacing. getting out the red string. #when the season is about who you are and what you could become. when trying to be good is an active choice and a struggle. #RAHHHHHHHHHHH #chewing on the bars of my enclosure...when every mark is evil OUR mark is the outlier. the exception. the OTHER. RAHHHH #dog poetry being mark poetry because how often can you kick a dog before it starts snarling before you raise your hand? #how often can you beat it before it rips into you without mercy? when it bites not at your hand but at your neck? #when does violence for survival and violence for vengeance start and end? when your opponent is down and you keep drawing blood? #circling and pacing and losing my mind over this btw if you care #anyways self vs self gets me going crazy. did you know i loved the end of atsv? because it shows. #i think o!mark would lose his fucking mind at what evil wasp looking mark has done + this mf wasp would LOATHE mark's kindness #they both see the other as the WORST version of themselves and they can't stand it. They can't shatter the mirror but they think they can-- #--change the reflection. #evil mark seeing mark and seeing what he USED to be #mark seeing what he COULD be #CAN U SEE THE VISION?????? #digital art #invincible rotating in my mind #invincible fanart #fanart #mark my beloved #mark grayson fanart #mark grayson #invincible s2 #invincible show #mark like hello this is my secret twin and he is NOTHING like me hahahaha anyways wanna debate about having mORALS and LIFE #mark grayson vs the urge not to accept every responsibility as his own #he's batman coded that way #ok im done yapping #if this happened in the comics in any way shape or form dont tell me JACK SHIT or i will PUMMEL YOU with my SHOES

[slasherscream]

wait everyone STOP RIGHT FUCKING NOW..... jordan li x reader The BodyGuard au

#bee talks #y'all gotta stop playing with me i'm NOT well #idea list #jordan li x reader #putting on my clown shoes here we fucking go again i guess #they're already so guard dog coded im not saying SHIT else you see the vision

[cursedmiette]

Do not try to crawl when ur leg is broken ‼️‼️‼️ worst mistake of my life‼️‼️

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd fanart #bsd dazai #bsd dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs fanart #dazai bsd #for real I was stuck on the floor of my dorm room bc I thought crawling to get my shoes was easier since I couldn’t crouch #the pain was so bad I was hyperventilating and shit #luckily my bed was low enough to the ground that I like slid up it like a snake and just pulled myself on there #and then I laid there like a car crash victim for 2 hours #missed my parasitology class

[shiftythrifting]

a gorgeous assortment of tshirts and some other fun things from a savers in fargo, nd.

#submission #thrifting #shiftythrifting #shirts #shoes #signs #hunting shit #dogs #band shirts #murica #dad shit

[fizzytoo]

skipping prom because 2/3 of you have people you’d like to avoid

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #postcard legacy challenge #mckenzie and her straight girl crush #adrien would rather step in hot dog shit than see diego w lena #postcard: gen2 #queue #*jade #*mckenzie #ignore the shoes on the bed......... #we’re in adrien’s room btw #sim: adrien herrera

[dazaistabletop]

Things we got in the second bsd promotional video:

Gogol's clown laugh

That One Chuuya Scene™

Sigma and his casino blowing up

Fitzgerald

A release date

Mushi doing the frog smile

Jouno doing his...that one expression

Idk man but he looks like either a bitch or a sadistic cat

Tecchou looking gorgeous

Atsushi catching a bullet with his teeth

Things we did not get:

Sigma's heels.

#justice for gogol's thigh's and sigma's shoes #cant have shit in yokohama #also love how one of the first pictures of in-anime mushi we get he's doing the smile we ALL knew he'd get done dirty with #and the Fitzgerald bullet point needs no explanation i missed him #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd manga #bsd season 4 #bsd season four #nikolai gogol #bsd gogol #bsd sigma #sigma #bsd decay of angels #decay of the angel #fitzgerald #bsd fitzgerald #bsd francis #jouno saigiku #bsd jouno #suehiro tecchou #bsd tetchou #bsd tecchou #hunting dogs #bsd hunting dogs #atsushi nakajima #bsd atsushi #mushitaro oguri #bsd mushitaro

[bugdogg]

trying to design Mizuki as a sonic character and yknow changing artstyles really does make it hard to tell

#doodles #oc #grinding my teeth here #the puff ball on the shoes arent staying #the hoodie covers their horns btw #wahh im just gonna keep going #i also considered deer or goat (i didnt wanna do the same animal again for them) #i wont do dog because i see Jyushi as dog and Choro is a frog but idk how frog looks in sonic styleeee... #also they kick the shit out of people with those shoes #was also considering giving them brass knuckles but that wouldnt make sense #still a wip so ill figure it out

[pudgybun]

I got an anon saying that I'm ugly and park benches are hotter than me and I just wanna know if like... has anyone ever heard that expression before like is that a thing people say? That park benches are hotter? What does that mean and who came up with it my head is spinning

#park benches??? #like why wouldnt you say something like... idk dog shit or a shoe or like. rodents idk #like park bench just doesnt pack a punch for me i guess! #babbles

[falllpoutboy]

imagine trying so hard to diss someone you can literally only bring up 1) the fact that they have big feet, 2) they survived a gun violence altercation and 3) they have a dead mom

#nicki has fucking lost it #im sorry but megan having big feet is such a petty 5th grade ass insult #what tradwife altright eugenics ass shit has she been listening to #and (this is disputed) megan was right to tell her to abort that rapists baby i wouldve said the same too #he cant even be around kids so lets start there! #a hit dog will HOLLERRR bc she only mentioned megans law so whys nicki wanna make the shoe fit so badly

[allaganexarch]

my one regret from today is that i stepped in dog shit.  everything else that happened was good, neutral, or entirely recoverable.  the dog shit on shoe situation is indescribably dire.

#personal #im so mad i literally remembered the dog shit was there in the middle of the sidewalk #but when i was coming back it was very bright and i was very tired #tragedy #i wiped off my shoe a little but it's like too bad to even deal with rn lol

[the-moogle-of-your-nightmares]

things that fill me with rage: people who spend hours and hours and hours camped out in the main central parts of the house which you need access to in peace by yourself for like 20-30 minutes just to do basic selfcare--let alone actual sanity time outside your room--every single day from before you wake up in the morning until at best the last few hours of your day, where any energy you had is gone and you're having to recover/catch back up from a day trapped in your room with no selfcare

things that fill me with enough rage to blow up the sun: people who do this and every now and then fake you out by going Somewhere the Fuck Else for literally just long enough for you to hustle out of your room--or even start to--before SIKE they come right back through and start camping A G A I N. this time while you are probably trapped outside your room until the thing is done, and/or it'll be Rude to very obviously turn around and leave to avoid them. which they WILL inevitably take offense at. 🙃🙃🙃🙃

#moogletalks #venting #like genuinely unless you are disabled in a way that makes it difficult/spoons-intensive to move from one place to another #it is ungodly fucking shitty and rude to monopolize the house for the *entire fucking day every single day* #ESPECIALLY. IF YOU ARE GOING TO EVEN SLIGHTLY JUDGE PEOPLE FOR EITHER AVOIDING YOU OR EXISTING IN YOUR LINE OF SIGHT. #straight the fuck up it is a basic basic need for most people to have a chunk of time during the day #that they can decompress and be alone and exist *out in the main areas of their house* #people act like the only place you can or should have space and time to yourself is in your own room and that is literally not true!!!! #even before you add in that a huge swath of traumatized/mentally ill/otherwise neurodivergent people need that time alone #VERY DESPERATELY #to function #both in general and because guess what they are extremely likely to be deeply traumatized by #you guessed it! #being unsafe in their own living space! #both short-term immediate instances of abuse if they're caught #and *k n o w i n g* that no matter how chill people pretend to be they are almost certainly lying to your face #while winding up to eventually lash out at you #we are constantly waiting for the other shoe to drop and we HAVE TO HAVE TIME ALONE. TO EXIST IN OUR HOMES. #and it is always the exact same people who do this shit that spend the entire fucking day every single day hogging the main spaces #and act like you murdered their dog in front of them and pissed on their face and demanded their entire life savings #at the single tiniest suggestion they should maybe in fact make a point of setting aside time to let other people have in the main spaces #AND they will get shitty and judgy and pissed off when YOU go fuck it #and just start trying to plan around blocks of time where they're Literally Asleep #every time someone complains about me not getting important things done that can only be done during the day #because i had to purposely ruin my sleep schedule for some goddamn peace to stretch my legs and feed myself #i get a little closer to ending up with my fucking face on the news l m f a o #i hate ableds i hate ableds i hate ableds oh my GOD #bonus points too if they're someone who can't even fucking just pick one place to spend a while in #they have to constantly move in and out of EVERY SINGLE CORNER OF THE HOUSE THAT IS NOT LITERALLY SEALED OFF TO THEM #even if you try to find some out of the way corner to hide in THEY WILL EVENTUALLY SWEEP THROUGH. PROBABLY WHILE INVADING YOUR SPACE.

[usenetsheep]

Hi. Worst picture of nikki sixx ever i think

#hes a very attractive man why does he do shit like this #i almost didn’t recognize him at first when i saw this on pinterest 😭 #put your fucking shoes back on freak #he looks like my dog when she corncobs on her toys #nikki sixx #mötley crüe #motley crue

[imreaallyasorry]

Oh!!! I was the one who asked about age. I wanted to invite you to the discord server. SADLY, you're too young so you can't go to our nightclub 😔 (I'd suspected it before that you were young so I wanted to make sure pff)

But I suppose you can let this mean whenever you're old enough you can jump in! >:) ... Just not for now 🔫‼️

IM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!!! Alas, time has beaten me to the punch once again…. 💔💔

#ask box #I actually get that a lot #I like to say it’s my raging autism but it’s actually because I only watch cartoons and dressed head to toe in hello kitty attire #I don’t even like hello kitty #everyone buys me it because it’s all I own #it’s too awkward to stop it now #can’t disrupt the theme I have goin on #my favorite color is green why are you gifting me a bright pink tie dye hoodie #mommy this is not COTTAGECORE!!!! #no one sees the vision #yes I can make galaxy print business casual no it’s not tacky just look at my vision board #your not looking for the RIGHT GALAXY!!! #it has to be subtle #what do you mean you won’t buy my a pimp coat with a newspaper pattern #I can pair it with my 10 inch heel red stilettos #or my red elf shoes #they have little bells at the end of them #I used to have some with like toast on them but my dog shit in it #soles were completely ruined #I glued one of those poppy singing toys to like a top hat with a blue and yellow ribbon and it actually went really well with the elf boots #in the right lighting #they were very red #my dog chewed it up though #I’m noticing a pattern #he was in his teething phase leave him alone #sighhhh #I love my dog though he’s a cutie pie #I wanted a weiner dog but they were really expensive so I just picked up a stray #it was actually more expensive because we had to get it checked and everything #it would’ve cost less to go to a shelter or buy first hand

[bitterkarmaa]

I got my foot stabbed by a metal stake and it’s really distracting 💔 I WAS ON SUCH A GOOD WRITING STREAK TOO AAAAAGGGG

#karma’s bitter #karma speaks #god has no mercy on my soul #like the stakes for dog runs n shit? #yeah #just use a stake driver #those things can go THROUGH shoes

[irl]

man

#txt #ik shes frustrsted n shit #n its not at me its at th dog #but ovrhearing her yell n scream n cuss #its scary #puts me bck n2 th kid shoes