#Ennard what the duck

[scoutsbabygirl]

keep me safe | sniper x reader

the area was quiet. too quiet. he was far away from much of the battle, camped out in his nest watching from a distance. his heart skipped a beat when he saw a fellow teammate run back to the base in fear of accidently shooting a friend. his eyes were becoming blurry as he kept his focus on the small scope waiting for a fly to fall into the web. 

the gunshots, screams and wails of agony became louder signaling that the battle was approaching him. 

his heart was beating out of his ribcage, terrified he would shoot the wrong person. in his head, he kept on repeating to only look for blu and pull the trigger. more importantly, he was paranoid he would shoot you. last thing he wanted to do was hurt you, and that went for everyone on the team. god forbid you bled by his hands. 

the wooden outpost would crack underneath his feet as he gently swayed from right to left and as he took a step back and forth. his eyes glued on the scope waiting for someone to walk right into his line of sight. 

he begun to hear the awful sound of the cart moving down a hill, the boisterous noises both mechanical and human produced made him cringe. it was hard to concentrate knowing you were down there. you could be dying in a corner with no one around with a metal bullet filled with poison leaking into your bloodstream. 

“fucking hell.” he whispered under his breath, lowering his gun and looking down seeing dell almost underneath him. 

“you alright up there?” dell yelled, placing the back of his hand up to his forehead to better get a view of the Australian in the nest. “i’m putting up a sentry” he announced as he begun to work his tools into the gun. 

“yeah.” mick sighed. “yeah, i’m all good.” he noticed a pack of metal near his location and generously tossed it down to dell, who thanked him many times. 

dell ran off a bit farther down the line, hearing him clinker and clanker with what mick assumed to be a dispenser or a teleporter. 

then he saw you. doused in blood. covered in the ennards of someone else. you looked to be all intact. running to get behind the sentry for cover. even all the way in the nest he could hear your groaning in pain and you gripped your left arm with your right arm. you yelled out an obscenity as you searched around desperately for a health pack or wherever Ludwig could be at. 

mick moved behind a banner, yelling that there was a med kit up where he was. he moved into position, his eyes glued into the scope. he would kill the person ten times over who hurt you-tried to murder you. 

you heard his call out and without thinking twice you ran up the wooden stairs which creaked underneath you. you saw the health pack and grabbed it quickly simultaneously ducking yourself under the nest. close to mick. while you wrapped your forearm with the bandages. you had only then noticed how bad the damage was, a whole part of your flesh had been blown off. nothing medic couldn’t fix in a few hours. you know you’d be alright, at least you had your bones and ligaments still. 

“my fucking everything aches.” you laughed, still applying pressure on your arm.

“my fucking heart aches for you.” he replied with a smirk painted on his thin and pink lips. sure, he wasn’t spy, but he knew how to wiggle his way into your head and heart. he comments were flirty and sly and it drove you mad. 

“keep me safe, mick. my fucking arm was almost blown off.” you replied, placing your head on the wooden planks of the structure, exhaling deeply. mick knew you were in pain and all of his focus was fixated on the cart and the enemies. his enemies.

“i’ll keep you safe, just promise me your head doesn't pop up infront of my scope.” 

#sniper x reader #sniper #snipertf2 #sniper tf2 x reader #tf2 #tf2 x reader

[animatorweirdo]

When the dragons fly (book 2)

Aelon ends up in a surprising struggle after finding the turtle his friend had lost. Maedhros contemplates your offer to come visit.

[] = High Valyrian

Chapter 4

Warnings: creepy vibes, some near cursing, biting, getting nearly burned alive, wrestling, panic to keep a secret, and too many close calls.

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Helena was calmly humming, her hands carefully maneuvering the needle through the cloth. She smiled with satisfaction as she tied the knot and finished stitching all the tears and holes in her brother’s shirt. Helena then noticed one of the village’s Watchmen, Ennard, heading toward her. She rolled her eyes, trying to start stitching the next piece of clothing while Ennard stood before her. 

Ennard loomed over her, giving off an unsettling vibe that sent a shiver down Helena's spine. Ignoring the discomfort, she continued stitching, feigning indifference as Ennard tried to engage her in conversation.

“You have been spending quite a lot of time with those Targs,” Ennard started, the little nickname Dwenn had given you coming out of his mouth distastefully.

“So?” Helena questioned, her needle still dancing through the fabric as she continued stitching the clothing in her hands.

“I recommend you try to avoid spending too much time with them. There are others who could be better company for you,” Ennard said.

Helena scoffed. “Who? Like you?” She merely glanced at him, her tone unimpressed.

“Thank you for your concern, but I am perfectly fine with two of my favorite Targs,” she said, looking up at Ennard, who frowned at her.

“Actually, I think I would even find Figwitt’s company more pleasant than yours,” she remarked, and Ennard sneered at her. “You little insolent—” he began to say until Aelon’s voice stopped him from finishing.

"Helena!" Aelon called out as he and his friends ran up to her. 

"Rodrick lost something at the river. Can you come with us to find it?" Aelon quickly asked as they stood before the two.

"You know what?" Helena set down the cloth and the needle, standing up. "You don't even have to ask. Let's go!" she said, leaving with them without hesitation. Ennard was left alone, scowling as he glared at them leaving.

The group soon arrived at the river. 

Helena looked down on Rodrick as they began searching for the missing turtle. "So what did you lose?" Helena asked. 

"Greeny. I was supposed to watch her, and she somehow escaped," Rodrick answered. "Oh! You're the reason Figwitt is in such a foul mood," Helena grinned. "Yeah, so please don't tell him and help us find Greeny. I don't want to get eaten," Rodrick pleaded with his hands together. "Well, you're lucky that I like you," Helena ruffled his hair and began looking around. "She couldn't have gone too far. Greeny might be a mean old lady, but she wouldn't abandon Figwitt," she stated. 

"Be careful. She might look like one of the rocks," Aelon warned as they watched their steps beside the river. 

Aelon wandered to the other side of the river, Samuel keenly following behind. 

"Hey, Ae!” Samuel whispered. “What if one of your dragons could find Greeny?" Samuel asked quietly as they walked away from the others. 

"I don't know. Probably, but I don't think that's worth the risk," Aelon answered. 

"What do you exactly do with them? Do you go flying on their backs? What's it like? " Samuel questioned. "Pretty amazing, actually. You can see and go everywhere," Aelon explained with a smile. 

"Can I sometimes come?" Samuel asked. 

"I don't know. I have to ask (Name) once she gets back. She left to buy duck," Aelon answered, then stopped when he saw something moving. 

"Wait, something's there," Aelon pointed toward the bushes and then bolted toward them. Samuel followed suit. 

Aelon walked through the bushes, and his eyes widened when he saw his dragon staring and sniffing curiously a lump of green rock. Upon a closer look, Aelon realized it was none other than Figwitt's pet turtle, Greeny. 

"Falconer, no!" he said with a panicked tone. 

His dragon merely glanced at him before turning its attention back on the small green creature in front of it.

"Falconer! Step back! Why are you even outside?!" Aelon exclaimed while Samuel stood behind him, watching the scene unfold. 

Falconer leaned his snout closer to Greeny. 

"Falconer! No! That's a really bad idea! She might—" The turtle snapped its jaws into Falconer's nostrils before Aelon could finish. 

Falconer began shrieking, whipping his head around and trying to shake off the turtle from his snout. However, Greeny bit down hard, causing Aelon to panic since Falconer's screams were loud enough for the others to hear.

“What the hell is that?!” Aelon heard Eweniel yell from the river. 

"Falconer!" Aelon desperately tried to calm his frantic dragon. 

Falconer trashed his head till Greeny finally released her jaws from the dragon, flopping down to the ground. Samuel picked her up but was startled to see the dragon ready to release fire upon him, or rather, on the turtle in his hands. 

"[No! Calm down!]" Aelon threw himself against his dragon, wrapping his arms around Falconer's neck, bringing him down and preventing him from burning Samuel alive. 

Samuel stood there dumbfounded as Aelon started wrestling with his dragon. 

"Samuel, go! Stop the others from coming here!" Aelon yelled while struggling to keep his dragon down. 

Samuel jolted with fright and then scurried through the bushes. 

Samuel ran out with Greeny but then stopped when he saw others standing right in front of him, looking concerned and confused. 

"Whoa! Samuel! What happened? Where is Aelon?" Helena was first to ask. 

Aelon was yelling behind the bushes. The leaves and twigs violently rustled along with something growling behind them. 

"Aelon? Is everything alright over there?" Helena called out. 

"Yeah! Everything is fine!" Aelon called back. “I just… tripped on a boar!” he quickly came up with a lie. 

“A boar? Are you hurt?” Helena yelled. 

“No! Everything is fine! Just take Greeny back to the village!” Aelon answered. 

"You sure!" Helena frowned as they all looked toward the bushes in confusion. 

"Yes! Take Greeny back! I will be there!" Aelon said, sounding a bit frustrated. 

"Okay..." Helena said, then looked toward the children. “Let’s go back then,” she said as they began leaving. Eweniel looked back with suspicion in her eyes before following others. 

Aelon looked over the bushes, seeing them leave. He then turned toward Falconer, whom he held against the ground. Falconer was crumpling and puffing through his nose. Aelon picked his dragon's head onto his lap. The snow-white dragon whined as he bled from the two small spots on his nostrils.

Aelon comforted his dragon. 

"I know, I know..." he gently stroked his dragon's head like comforting a crying child. 

"Turtles are evil," he uttered, finding another reason to dislike the turtle. 

Upon the hills of Himring, where the cold was everlasting, and the elven fortress stood proudly upon the tallest hill, always prepared for an attack from the north. 

Maedhros, in his study, was exhausted after a full day of work and dealing with affairs. His mind was restless. He was thinking of all the things that needed to be done but found himself unable to focus. His mind then came to you and Aelon. In truth, he felt compelled by your offer to come and visit. 

It felt strange; logically, he should not neglect his duties for personal reasons, especially just to see a mortal. However, the little town date you three had was a pleasant one.

The river you spoke about wasn't too far away from Himring, and he didn’t currently have any duties to fulfill, so maybe he could come and check how you two were doing. 

Making his decision, Maedhros planned his trip to visit your home. 

You returned to the village. After you brought the horse back to the stablemaster, you walked back to your house, a bag full of duck meat beneath your arm. 

You arrive at your house and see Aelon sitting on the porch steps, looking peculiarly tired and in a wild shape. His clothes had dirt on them, and his hair was messed up as if he had been wrestling with a wild beast or something.

"Aelon...? Why do you look like you've been wrestling with a bear?" you ask him curiously as you stop beside him.

"Well... I kinda was. I had a very long day," Aelon answered tiredly.

"Well, you can tell me inside. I brought the duck," you patted the bag beneath your arm, making him look at you excitedly. He then recounts everything that happened at the dinner table, making you laugh at the idea of Falconer being scared of turtles like his rider. Aelon only pouted in embarrassment.

Taglist: @natchayaphorn​ @kimnamnu@thatrandomidiot182 @springfountain

#silmarillion x reader #silmarillion #tolkien #silm fic #middle earth x reader #when the dragons fly #hotd x reader #hotd #middle earth #silmarillion imagines #various x reader #targaryen reader #silmarillion x targaryen reader #maedhros x reader

[loopscereal]

@multishipper-baby @thedumbestfuckingpersonyouvemet

you guys both mentioned the background so uh lol hi. btw do tell me to stop @/ing you guys if you dont want me to do that :3

Anyways I'm glad that you noticed the bg! i actually did that first before toddy. Sorta as a warm up, just blocking in shapes of characters. First it was gonna all be silhouettes like the screenshot, it then i started having fun setting up a genuine scene. Having them all "doing their own thing" as characters with names faces rather than blank slates was very fun.

Just the filling in of a void. Having messy blocked in characters with juuuust enough detail to be recognizable was satisfying to do.

I did, I jrook the original bg, coppied the mos visible half and then flipped it over to cover more of original toddy, then started "painting" over it with blocky shapes. Again, it was originally gonna be shillouettes like the og, but i suddently started making em the cast lol. it makes me happy to hear that you like what i did with toddyyyy :3 I like making up styles for herrrr

It might look like a lot of people, but its not everyone, far from it tbh lol. The toys, Town and Cami, Lilly, Golden and Puppet, Fox an Bonnie, Mai, Malva and Loon, our version of Felix, then two oc's. Based of lefty and ennard.

Also yes, they all have animal features. Cami has antennae because shes a Praying Mantis, that is also why shes so damn tall. In the arthropod world Mantis are built all vertical which is very odd. In my friends words. They're freaks of nature /lighthearted. Anyways, This is why you will see us drawing her with things such as segmented limbs, green "blades" on her arms, and cool bug eyes. She has green surface blood.

Towns a lion, Lilly is a shark, a nurse shark specifically as a reference to Melanie Martinez since Lilly has that song that's a cover of Mrs Potato Head. (it was a process of just looking at Melanie's song titles names and looking up if any sharks had names with certain keywords.)

Joy is a duck, "isn't Chica a chicken though?" yeah. In the fnaf fanbase people confused Chica for a duck sometimes, though so! She's a duck. Chica herself is a chicken, though :3 Bon n Malva n Bonnie are rabbits (all to be determined what specific species)

Loon is your classic 7 spotted ladybug, complete with segmented limbs, antennae that's sprout from the back of her neck that aid in listening to very quiet sounds. He has yellow surface blood. Mangle is a fox (again, to be determined what subspecies.) You might notice that he is missing his tail though. Or, well. She has a little stub, which is why shes got the cane right now, Animals with Tails need those, mainly for balance.

Fox is your classic red fox.

Golden is an Andean/ spectacles bear, Mai n Pup are ring tailed lemurs. Lefty is Mai and Pups cousin, so she is an indri lemur.

Ennard is an amblypygi, also knows as a whip spider (don't be fooled its not a type of spider) Extra appendages for sensing things like vibrations Toddy, is a cinnamon bear, a sub species of black bear !!!!! "Felix" (Felicia now) is too be determined on her animal all together. We have too many fox's and bears and rabbits so were holding off on repeating those any more than we have to. Fede is still a bear (for now??) though because it satisfies me to complete the "main bear types". Polar bear. erm. anyways i love ranting abt our silly ass animal choiced i could do it till the end of time.

#reply #response #our au #HEY PIA IF YOU READ THIS FEEL SO FREE TO ADD ARTHROPOD STUFF OR THINGS I MISSED IN GENERAL. #i need to get to work and determine peoples sub speceis.... #i need to work on so many things for our au that i will likely never post ever #it haunts me #our creation haunts us both so bad i hope its at least fun to watch/read #pia (probably th only fucker readint this far #it just hit me suddently like a prophet getting beamed in th melon with divine knowledge. #IF ANYONE ELSE READS ALL OF THAT THANK YOU AND IM SO FUCKING SORRY #loops post

[curseofbreadbear]

@hxlf-dexd​ ( continued from here! )

[Waiting for Danny to show up was nothing new; Michael often had nothing but time, as the most pressing aspect of his life was working at Freddy's, but it was the opposite for Danny. The kid had been cursed, just like him -- half-dead, half-living, not quite a person or a ghost. He spent his days fighting off the more nefarious spirits that haunted their world, whereas Michael would spend his trying to save the ones that were stuck here. They were like two sides of the same coin. Maybe that was why they got along so well.]

[A notification stirred Michael from his thoughts; gloved hands pulled his phone from his pocket, and he read through his new messages. "Greatest hunter?" That rang the faintest of bells -- he vaguely recalled a hunter that Danny had complained about, some phantom who found his condition as a half-ghost, half-human positively fascinating. And now...he was after Michael??]

[There was likely an explanation that Mike himself couldn't fathom -- he wasn't a spirit in any capacity, after all. It wasn't like he could "go ghost." He wasn't entirely sure what his situation was -- maybe he'd died and repossessed his body, or maybe his spirit was long-gone and he was running on fumes. But...maybe that was why he was of interest to this hunter guy. He was dead, through and through...but he was still standing.]

[Fuck. His hands were starting to shake; evidently, being hunted in public, outside of Freddy's, was still daunting to him. It reminded him of -- of when Ennard had first discarded his body, and he was left with the disturbing realization that they could be anywhere. Ennard could be hidden in the shadows, just like him, waiting for an opportunity to strike. It'd never happened -- he'd just been unbelievably paranoid -- but this was different. This was real.]

[Okay. Just get it together, Michael. You've been through several situations like this before; sure, all of them were confined to a pizzeria, but you have survival skills...sort of. You don't need to panic.]

[Another text startled him; it was an image of the hunter, a burly resident of the Ghost Zone with fiery green hair. At least he knew what he was looking for now. Danny assured him that he was on his way, and Michael sighed, hovering his trembling fingers over his phone's keypad.]

[txt -> danny] thanks for the heads-up. see you soon.

[Thank goodness he sounded calmer through text. He turned down the volume on his phone -- no more notifications -- and shoved it back in his pocket. He'd have to take the stealth route, if possible. He still remembered a few alleys he would duck into, a few hiding spots, back from when he was too insecure to show himself in public. He could use that same technique now -- ]

[A footstep crunched on the pavement behind him.]

[Alright, fuck all that, then. He was giving chase, whether or not his body was able to handle it. He darted for the nearest alley -- maybe he'd make a few sharp, confusing turns, then duck into a hiding spot. Something. Anything.]

#hxlfdexd #hxlfdexd; 001 #🍿 |v| ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵈᵉᵗᵉʳᵐᶤᶰᵉᵈˑ (000.) |v| 🍿 #{ NOT SURE WHAT ERA THIS SHOULD BE IN FOR HIM bc i was tempted to put it when he's working at ffps' pizzeria but - } #{ future??? kjgdsjgkdf } #{ its fine he just vaguely works at freddys fkdlsdfkl Z} #{ hope this is okay too!! i think its so funny that ur own playlist decided HEY; michael gets no breaks } #🍿 || brave volunteer. (michael.) || 🍿

[happybunnykat]

hits you right back with the micheal and uhh :lc take a side of apollo justice and a large susie deltarune (character opinion ask game)

Alright, here we go!

Michael!

First impression: Fanf 1-3: Dang this guy must be broke as hell. Fnaf: 4 Wow what a fucking asshole. SL: THAT'S PURPLE GUY? (It wasn't)

Impression now: ooooooohhhhgggg blorbo. *Puts him in a blender*

Favorite Moment: Him vomiting up Ennard and then just standing up afterwards was pretty funny ngl.

Idea for a story: I have SO many oh my god. I want him to get a chance to patch things up with his siblings most of all tho so that's kind of what Rewinds about. Plus other things but you know.

Unpopular opinion: He wasn't scooped until after the first game.

Favorite relationship: Okay, my FAVORITE relationship with him is Charlie and him being absolute besties. Romantically tho it's Jeremy Fitzgerald.

Favorite Headcanon: Post scoop his hair turns white. Also in ucn when all the ghosts of the children William killed are getting their revenge he gets to watch.

Apollo!

First impression: You are not Phoenix Wright -_-

Impression now: Short king I love him. I want to feed him a gummy bear.

Favorite moment: When he sees Klavier distressed in the end of the last case and is like: I need to pull him out of the darkness... with the TRUTH!

Ideas for a story: idk, I like the idea of him and Trucy doing shenanigans together. That's always fun, whether or not murder is involved.

Unpopular opinion: He's bisexual. *ducks and hides*

Favorite relationship: I am very partial to Klemapollo but Klapollo is also good.

Favorite Headcanon: He is trans and also is diabetic.

Susie!

First impression: Oh she's kinda mean :/

Impression now: Susie!!! She's so cool and also funny and kinda rude still but who cares she's so epic and nice now she deserves everyone to be her friend.

Favorite moment: When just picked up and chucked Ralsei that was really funny

Idea for a story: I had some ideas about her and Kris sneaking out late just watch the stars and chill. I think they would do something like that together.

Favorite relationship: Krusie, either romantic or platonic. I just care their relationship so much...

Favorite Headcanon: I really like the idea that she and Ralsei are both eggs about to crack and non-binary Kris is just. Internally screaming constantly about how CLEARLY they are both trans but just can't seem to realize it. But also I like her being transfem and Raleigh being transmasc so like either way. Definitely not cis tho

#a talking bunkat #answer #apparently I forgot to add tags whoops-

[makerofmadness]

i’ve decided to keep making incorrect fnaf quotes because it’s fun

Michael Afton: Do you take constructive criticism? Fazbear Entertainment: No, only cash or credit.

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Freddy, watching Chica and Bonnie fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt? The Puppet, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other. Freddy: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three? Chica: The Puppet. Bonnie: The Puppet.  The Puppet: Me.

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Gregory: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six. Glamrock Freddy, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados!

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Michael Afton: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Ennard: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

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Henry Emily: I saw you fall, saw the sinners lay on your corpses... Spring Bonnie: Hey, what’s up with Henry? Henry Emily: I created you, made the pieces perfect, others marveled at your beauty… their gazes may have held envy, though, for none are perfect but you. I was only looking away for a moment, but you were gone. I had failed you. And I fell into despair. The only way to save myself was to create, but I knew… this time I knew I was only making you to die. And I apologize. For I will undoubtedly fail you again. For a short time, there will be peace and beauty, but none in the face of us shall lay undisturbed. The greatest have fallen, and will continue to fall, and I weep for you for being born unto this place, where brother eats brother, and the undeserving rise to fame. Those that have gone against you know they’ve wronged you, and they will stand before the creator, knowing they have sinned. Do not worry, little ones, you will be avenged. Fredbear: ...He made some rock towers and went somewhere else for twenty minutes and when he came back the rock towers were destroyed and people were sitting where the towers once were, so he was sad and made more rock towers. Fredbear, to Henry Emily: Hey, who even is the creator? I thought you were an atheist! Henry Emily: SHUT THE HELL UP, FREDBEAR! I’M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC AND MYSTERIOUS!

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Sun: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

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Roxy: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.

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Balloon Boy: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.

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Michael Afton: Are you a cuddler? Freddy: I'm a machine of death and destruction. Michael Afton: Freddy: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

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Gregory: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.

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Freddy: That's not funny. Golden Freddy: I thought it was funny. Freddy: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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William Afton: I could kill you if I wanted. Michael Afton: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

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Golden Freddy: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. Golden Freddy: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

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The Puppet: You need to be more careful! Freddy, who was dragged into the Puppet’s issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

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Henry Emily: What do you have? William Afton: A KNIFE! Henry Emily: NO!

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The Puppet: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder. The Puppet: *glares at Endo-02* Endo-02: Well, sorry I have morals!

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Roxy: You're pathetic! Gregory: You're pathetic-er! Moon: You're both losers.

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Roxy: Do you even know what an amulet is? Glamrock Chica: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions! Roxy: Chica, those are omelettes. Glamrock Chica: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

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Chica: *Gasp* Bonnie: wHAT?? Chica: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish? Bonnie: *inhales* Freddy, in another room with Foxy: Why can I hear screeching?

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Glamrock Freddy: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small. Vanessa: I would say infinitesimally. Daycare Attendant (either/both): And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

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Michael Afton with a gun to Scrap Baby’s head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven? Scrap Baby: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

- William Afton: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind. Michael Afton: Thank god.

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Phone Dude: War is heck!

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Monty: What? I'm not aggressive! Gregory: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips? Monty: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

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Phone Dude: I really like Eminem. Phone Guy: I prefer skittles. Michael Afton: He’s talking about the rapper. Phone Guy: Why would he eat the wrapper?

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Foxy: I lost Balloon Boy. Mangle: How did you LOSE Balloon Boy?! Foxy: To be fair, he is very small.

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Circus Baby: I feel awful about killing you.

Michael Afton:

Circus Baby: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.

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William Afton: Why are you always trying to aggravate me? The Puppet: To relax.

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Gregory: You look mentally ill. Vanny: I am. Let’s go.

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The Puppet: Some people are like slinkies. Bonnie: What? The Puppet: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Bonnie: Bonnie: Please don't push Freddy down the stairs. The Puppet, pushing Freddy down the stairs: Too late.

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Michael Afton: *pitches an idea* Henry Emily, impressed: Huh, there might be something here! Helpy, under his breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

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Freddy: Golden Freddy doesn’t look very happy. Chica: That's their happy. They're just a bitch.

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Monty: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way. Roxy: But your way is sheer force!

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Toy Chica: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

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Spring Bonnie: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.

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The Puppet, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-

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Gregory:

You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Roxy (”shattered”):

Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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William Afton, shooing Henry Emily away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.

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Michael Afton: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces. Michael Afton: *waves his finger and sings like he’s in a Disney Channel intro*

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Michael Afton: You're alive. Scraptrap: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

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Foxy: *looks at Balloon Boy* Foxy: Baby boy. Baby. Foxy: *looks at Jeremy Fitzgerald* Foxy: Evil.

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Jeremy Fitzgerald: Frtiz has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them. Phone Guy: That can't be true! Jeremy Fitzgerald: Watch this. Jeremy Fitzgerald: Hey Fritz, race you to the bottom of the stairs! Fritz Smith: *Throws himself out a window*

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The Puppet: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds. Freddy: Forty five seconds?!? The Puppet: No! I said four TO five seconds. Freddy, hugging the Puppet: Too late.

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Golden Freddy: No thanks. Golden Freddy: I'm god.

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William Afton: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times. Henry Emily: You mean you stabbed them? William Afton: They ran into my knife.

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Foxy: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Balloon Boy: It was me... Foxy: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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Funtime Foxy, knocking on the door: Eggs Benedict, open up! Michael Afton: It all started when I was a kid. Funtime Foxy: That’s not what I- Funtime Freddy: Let him finish!

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Glamrock Chica: Where are your parents? Gregory: What are parents? Glamrock Chica: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

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Gregory: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Henry Emily, at William Afton’s funeral: I need a moment with him. Everyone: Of course. *They leave* Henry Emily, leaning over William Afton′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. William Afton: Yeah, no shit.

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Happy Frog: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Freddy Fazbear.

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Henry Emily: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing his name to William Afton.

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Bonnie: Damn, the power went out. Freddy: Don’t worry, I got this. Freddy: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up* Bonnie: What-? Freddy: I swallowed a glow stick! Bonnie, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

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Freddy: Hey besties- The Puppet: Die. Freddy: What did I do to you-

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Gregory: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

#fnaf #incorrect quotes #incorrect fnaf quotes

[creeperchild]

Hey I know that Valentines day was a month ago but I wanted to ask you if you can do some FNAF Valentines day scenario for these characters Withered Bonnie, Springtrap, Circus Baby, Ennard, Nightmare Chica, Funtime Freddy, and Nightmare

Okay now valentine's day has been nearly a half year over (I am lazy as fuck) but we can still enjoy some cozy times with those cuties!

We also gonna assume that they will live in your house. Maybe you stole them. Who knows? (You thief)

Withered Bonnie:

-Despite missing a face he was never anxious about showing affection to you.

- that rusty wreck will dig up roses from the neightbours garden just to please you for one moment.

-your affection to him drives him more and more to you.

-he tries to find the coolest gifts for you, because he thought chocolate was overrated on that day.

-having one arm never stopped him to make you a fancy dinner.

-he will always tries to grab your hand, like if he get lost if not.

-he is very stubborn and strong, but get weak knees of the thought of you. You just know he is a softy for you.

Springtrap:

-that angry, foul egg always hated that day. But he liked you, alot. So he accepted that lovely dovey day with you, but with a few grunts and huffs.

- you always thought feeding him chocolate was funny, 'cause he starts to get away in every way possible. He acted such like a child.

-When you got actually angry with him, he never apologized, well with words. He always will sit next to you on the couch and forces you onto his lap, huddled up like a little baby.

-He will gaze down to you and gently rubs your back and head. He knew you will enjoy it and carresses you to sleep.

-and his bunny tail wags WHEN HE IS FLUSTERED!

Circus Baby:

-She was always more the quiet, calculated type of robot.

-she always liked to go on a long walk with you. Just you and her. Alone.

-she never needed anybody, but you.

-for some reason Baby always knew where she was going and brought you the most amazing places.

-you usually say down together and watch the sunset.

-she can be very cold at some points, but you knew she doesn't mean it.

-she shows her affection in small gesture, like calling you darling.

Ennard:

- the jumbled spaghetti mess is all over the place. He is quiet anxious about what to do.

-he will always ask if you are happy with his gifts for you, cause always one of the funtimes thinks it wasn't a good one.

-exspecially on that day, he was more puzzled and irritated than any other day.

-he was affection starved. So every approval of your side made him the happiest spaghetti monster alive.

-He also like to overdue things for you. Every one of the funtimes has their own idea of doing something nice for you. Combine all of them and you have a full blasted day of entertainment, treats, gifts and affection.

-He would never let anyone get close to you. He always gets protective over you. He might be anxious but who can overpower an huge animatronic. He knew about that for sure.

-sometimes he can forget gifts in some odd places with his messy mind. So you can find moldy chocolate in the airflow system in your house months later.

Nightmare Chica:

-that big chicken might be scary looking but is a lovely person...animatronic.

- she doesn't really like the thought of just giving you chocolate. It's too cliche for her. Her gifts are well thought through and precise. She exactly knows what you want.

-due her huge size he can kiss your forehead with no problem, unless you duck.

-to tease you she will pick you up in bridle style and says how good looking you are today.

-she will give you alot of compliments. No joke. She can boost your confidence up to the sky!

-she is also making sure that you feel the most comfortable as possible. Asking you over and over again if you need something.

Funtime Freddy:

-The quirky pink bear will go nuts on that day. Claiming that day is his special day because he is pink and such. So his main goal is to spoil you to the rotten core.

-planning months ahead he will make you dozens of gifts, handmade most likely. Drawing, sculptures and other nice stuff.

-oh and he will give you diabetes, cause he will buy the store empty with all the chocolate he can carry. He loves chocolate and everything sweet. So he guess you will love it too.

-also toys that he think are cool. At the end he plays with them more than you are.

-he loves to be silly and play fight with you  He sometimes bites. Not to hard. But it might gives you bruises. He thinks it's a way to show affection.

-he gets super excited when he sees you and calls you different names. Cutie, sweetheart, marshmallow and other cute nicknames.

-you barely can catch a break when he is powered up. Building pillow fords to playing video games he wants to spend the whole day with you.

-when you call him a nickname his pupils dilate bigger and he will give you a puppy eyes-kinda look. Very cute!

Nightmare:

-Nightmare is more quiet and grumpy.

-sometimes it feels he doesn't care. But he dominant demeanor shows it differently.

-flirting with you was one of guilty pleasures.

-he likes to catch you off guard and pin you against a wall, running a claw along your throat. Very carefully though.

-he always liked to have you around him. He likes to see you being a flustered mess in any shape or form.

-he is also good to cuddle with too. He is basically a oversized teddy bear.

Please send more! Asksssss

#valentine #fnaf #fnaf2 #fnaf3 #fnaf4 #fnaf sister location #reader #cute #funtime freddy #ennard #circus baby #nightmare #nightmare chica #springtrap #withere bonnie

[murder-senpai]

F A N F I C T I O N

Oh, hello there!! My name is Murder-senpai! I’m new here to tumblr sooooo don’t mind me being awkward n’ stuff. So this is gonna be like, what fandoms and characters I write for sOoooOoOo

AU’s and other stuff I’ll do: ABO, genderbend, hanahaki, soulmate, supernatural/power, soft yandere/ stockholm syndrome, coffee shop, modern, fantasy, baby/kid versions of characters, babysitter, neko, inu, kitsune, post apocalyptic, zombie, flower shop, book store, dragon, fairy tale, high school/college, mafia, pregnant, steampunk, merpeople, pirate, pirate/merperson, prison, reincarnation, famous, vampire, werewolf

There is more shit I’ll do but I can’t really think anymore so just request

(reader insert crap)

I will NOT do nsfw. This is a christian minecraft sever 

You CAN request multiple character/poly and platonic stuff

If your not specific, I will choose between headcanons or a fic/drabble

If you request angst, I will give it a fluffy ending unless requested otherwise

Please be specific in your request   ex: reader gender (fem, male, gender neutral)

Edit: I will now take character x character, character + character platonic stuff, aus (like, medevil bnha, or a story about friendship or enemies to friends or adoption, anything really), and stuff like that

Current hyperfixation (aka, what I will probably write better for/ do more): dream smp

Will probably put the scenario in a non specific arc

Fairy Tail:

Natsu

Gray

Loke/leo

Laxus

Sting

Rouge

Gajeel

Zeref

Jellal

Jackal

Lucy

Levy

Juvia

Guildarts

Freed

Erza

DBH:

Connor

Hank

Markus

Gavin

nines

ATLA:

Aang

Zuko

Sokka

Katara

Toph

mai

ty lee

azula

BNHA:

Izuku

Katsuki

Shouto

Denki

Eijiro

Tenya

Toshinori

Shouta

hizashi

fumikage

neito

mirio

takami

hitoshi

inasa

Enji

keigo

rumi

momo

mina

ochaco

dabi

shigaraki

overhaul

sir nighteye

kurogiri

toga

twice

Inuyasha:

Inuyahsa

kagome

naraku

miroku

koga

sesshomaru

sango

BNA:

michiru

shirou

nazuna

alan

marie

pinga

Sherlock:

Sherlock

john

moriarty

mycroft

greg

molly

Harry potter:

harry

ron

hermione

draco

cedric

Black Butler:

ciel

sebastian

bard

finny

ash

claude

alois

triplets

william

grell

ronald

undertaker

joker

dagger

agni

soma

pluto

beast

lizzy

mey-rin

ran-mao

edward

aleistar

vincent

real ciel (I refer to him as astre tho)

snake

charles grey

charles phipps

gregory

cheslock

joanne

maurice

herman

clayton

lawrance

mcmillan

edgar

blavat

seiglinde

MLB:

Marinette/ladybug

adrien/chat noir

gabriel/hawkmoth

nathaniel

marc

luka

alya

nino

felix

bridgette

chloe

TPN:

emma

ray

norman

don

gilda

leslie

Undertale:

sans

papyrus

frisk

toriel

chara

asriel

asgore

grillby

gaster

mettaton

blooky 

AU’s- underfell, mafiatale, mafiafell, underswap, swapfell

Beastars:

legoshi

haru

louis

juno

gouhin

melon

Gravity falls:

dipper

mable

ford

wendy

robbie

bill

AU-reverse falls, monster falls

SVTFOE:

star

marco

tom

toffee

Hazbin:

alastor

angle dust

charlie

husk

vaggie

lucifer

val

vox

Pokemon:

Gladion

ash

clemont

serena

james

jesse

zeraora

lucario

mewtwo

zacian

zamazenta

literally any pokemon but those are my fave(and human versions ofc either is fine)

guzma

kukui

alain

lysandre

bede

hop

leon

milo

allister

raihan

marnie

piers

ACNH:

tom nook

raymond

lobo 

kabuki

lolly

marshal

Isabelle

redd

fang

Avengers:

tony

steve

bucky

clint

natasha

dr. strange

thor 

loki

peter

Voltron:

lance

keith

shiro

hunk

lotor

pidge

Aggretsuko:

tadano

haida

hyoudou

The hobbit:

literally JUST smaug

MLP:

twilight

pinkie

apple jack

rainbow

fluttershy

rarity

discord

Maid sama:

takumi

misaki

shoichiro

the three idiots

aoi (totaly gives off a ciel/lizzy vibe don’t even lie)

sotaro

tora

kanade

kuga

koma

yujiro

shosei

Naruto:

naruto

sauske

kakashi

itachi

gaara

neji

shikamaru

kurama

kiba

OHSHC:

tamaki

haruhi

hikaru

karou

both twins

kyoya

hunny

mori

kasanoda

nekosawa

Cells at work:

white blood cell

red blood cell

killer t cell

Little witch academia:

atsuko

diana

sucy

lotte

amanda

andrew

louis

frank

Pucca:

pucca

garu

tobe

abyo

Glitter force:

emily/Miyuki

kelsey/Akane

lily/Yayoi

april/Nao

chole/Reika

ulric/wolfrun

rascal

Glitter force doki doki:

ira

maya/Mana

rachel/Rikka

clara/Alice

mackenzie/Makoto

TMNT(2012):

leonardo

raphael

michelangelo

donatello

splinter

april

ROTG:

aster bunnymund

north

pitch

sandy

jack

tooth

Soul eater:

death the kid

soul 

black star

maka

stein

Aot:

levi

eren

armin

mikasa

jean

erwin

IT(2017):

pennywise

richie

beverly

eddie 

stanley

ben

bill 

henry

patrick

victor

belch

bowers gang

losers club

kamisama kiss:

nanami

tomoe

mizkui

kurama

otohiku

mikage

jiro

The outsiders:

dallas

darry

ponyboy

johnny

two-bit

steve

soda

Diabolik lovers:

shu

reiji

ayato

laito

kanato

subaru

yui

karlheinz

kou

azuza

carla

ruki

richter

yuma

shin

Hamilton:

alex

john

king george

george washington

lafayette

hercules

philip

aaron

thomas

Venom(2018):

eddie/venom

Tokyo mew mew:

ichigo

zakuro

tart

pie

Kisshu

Fran bow

Fran

remor

itward

mr. midnight

Steven universe

steven

connie

pearl

amethyst

larz 

sadie

garnet

lapiz

peridot

spinel

Haven't you heard i'm sakamoto

sakamota

Shou

Gargantia on the verdurous planet

ledo

amy

Animaniacs

yakko

wakko

dot

Over the garden wall

wirt

beast

Sonic

sonic

tails

knuckles

amy

shadow

Snow white with the red hair

Shirayuki

zen

obi

The sacrificial princess and the king of beasts(manga)

Leonhart

Sariphi

Lanteveldt

Anubis/Sirius

Jormungand

Fenrir

Nir

Joz

Ilya

Beetlejuice(musical)

beetlejuice

lydia

Creepypasta

Jeff the killer

slenderman

offenderman

trenderman

splenderman

ticci toby

masky

hoodie

BEN drowned 

eyeless jack

laughing jack

homicidal liu

zalgo

clockwork

Jason the toymaker

puppeteer

Yu-gi-oh

Seto Kaiba

FNAF

Freddy

bonnie

chica

foxy

golden freddy

toy freddy

toy bonnie

toy chica

mangle (male and female ver pls specify)

marionette ^

springtrap

william afton/ purple guy

baby

funtime freddy

ennard

nightmare freddy

nightmare bonnie

nightmare chica

nightmare foxy

nightmare mangle

fredbear

nightmare fredbear

Cuphead

cuphead

mugman

devil

king dice

Bendy and the ink machine

bendy

boris

alice 

Duck tales

Scrooge (aged down tho)

webby

della

donald

louie

dewey

huey

launchpad

lena

Dream smp

everyone (all platonic. Will do reader stuff, but would prefer more character +character interactions, specifically, SBI. PLSSS give me sbi stuff, ill marry you)

#anime #the outsiders #kamisama kiss #it 2017 #aot #tpn #fairy tail #bna #bnha #mha #soul eater #rotg #tmnt 2012 #glitter force #glitter force doki doki #pucca #little witch academia #my little pony #mlp #my hero academia #boco no hero academia #the promised neverland #cells at work #naruto #ohshc #ouran high school host club #maid sama #the hobbit #aggretsuko #beastars

[iinkxerror]

William; I want to talk a little! *he gives a cheery laugh.*

Eeehhhhhh....

*meanwhile*

*The Jr duck in one by one.*

*meanwhile*

*Cross growls.*

Cross: Where’s the dolls?!

Blue: ok

Ennard is there

* meanwhile*

???: he doesn’t answer

Lucinda: as if I would tell you anything

???: he laughs and holds up a glowing gem “ you will tell me”

Lucinda: she gasp “ what are you doing”

???: now what do you know

Lucinda: her eyes turn green “ the book’s and the potions we know they are forever”

???: what!

Lucinda: her eyes turn back and she gasps

* meanwhile*

Aphmau: where are we

???: it’s a cave system if we follow the right paths we should be able to make it back to your home

Aphmau: wait how do you know

???: we use these caves a lot come this way

[delanyb]

Some smol UCN headcannons my brain thought of cause I just really like this game and find it underrated

If they aren’t active usually Freddy and Chica hang out with foxy in pirate cove. And they all try their best to cheer Bonnie up who strangely has gotten all quite these days

As tough as it is for some of the other animatronics to believe. Springtrap is somewhat terrified of scraptrap. So if he hears him about to make his move in the side vents. Springtrap yeets right out of there. Much to the shock of Withered Chica,Mangle, Ennard and Molten Freddy

The reason for this is because Springtrap still has some of Spring Bonnie original ai still inside of him. While Scraptrap is all William. Spring Bonnie is just very spooked by what he ultimately becomes

Sometimes during Toy Freddy’s attempts to beat five nights at mr hugs. Some of the other Freddys(mainly Rockstar Freddy and Nightmare Fredbear ) will make bets with him. Saying that they could beat that game with their eyes closed. This of course angers the teddy bear and he never agrees to their bets

The reason why Nightmare Freddy presumably hides under the main desk in Ucn is becuase that’s the only place that is somewhat quiet and the perfect place for the freddles to nap. Well not until phantom mangle comes.

Even in Ucn molten Freddy still misses bon bon very much. Fredbear who is like the boss of everything there kind of feels bad for him and so makes a “new” bon bon for the lad. Which is basically a Rockstar Bonnie plushie from the prize corner with badly duck taped legs.Fredbear’s trying his best

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf ucn #fnaf headcanons #fnaf ultimate custom night

[openinmotion]

What I, i person who has never played fnaf game, assumes about fnaf based on stuff that i come across on my dash

-Bad dad boss man

-phone guy good

-seriously i do not know who phone guy is but i would kill for him

-there are children???? they have names yeah?

-Theres uh, micheal, dave, william, ssssssally?????????

-probably not sally but,, theres a girl

-children did a die because of bad dad boss man

-theres a new rabbit and you’ve named it malhare, props to yall, nice name

-malhare is the stuff of nightmares thanks

-theres a couple books with more characters i dont know that names of

-Henry? theres a Henry? is there a Henry?

-Takes place a pizzeria usually but not all the time

-Ennard is a bunch of kiddens mashed together

-Circus Baby is baby but sometimes scrappy

-There is rabbits, foxes, bears, ducks (i think) and uh, a frog? and a hippo who talks very much

-oh yeah, the children who did a die are robots now but nobodys sure who is who

-they anger 

-puppet needs music to sleep

-Fire

#fnaf

[dreadhaus-literature]

{Story} “IT’S ME.“

ITSMEITSMEITSMEMONICAITSMEITSMEITSME.

“But why hasn’t he called?”

Monica shifted her phone to her shoulder, pinning it to her ear to better hear the response of her coworker as she padded into her kitchen in search of something sweet to eat and treat herself with. It had been a long day at Fazbear Entertainment, as most days often were, but having a coworker she was close to helped immensely.

“I don’t know why he wouldn’t, but I called,” came the quiet response, but there was an underlying rumble of jealousy that Monica had come to expect from Tod. “That...should count.”

“It does,” Monica replied with an easy, good-natured laugh. She was used to Tod Lakhani’s somewhat hostile treatment of other men in her life; he was protective, overly so, and incredibly sweet...if not a touch on the possessive side considering they were just friends. Monica would date him instead of Zacharie if she thought she could survive the smoldering intensity that lay behind Tod’s two-toned eyes. “It counts so much.”

That seemed to appease Tod, because when he spoke again, his deep voice wasn’t full of biting teeth. “He said he’d call tonight?”

“Yes! Well,” Monica stopped to give it a second thought, green eyes sightlessly perusing the contents of her fridge as she concentrated. “Not exactly, but things have been going really well, and--”

“You don’t have to explain.” Tod interjected gently. “Even if you didn’t have a standing phone date, it’s common courtesy to keep in touch. If it were me, I’d call you every day.”

“Tod,” Monica’s laughter returned. “You do call me every day.”

Tod didn’t even flinch. “Damn right I do.”

The night air outside Monica’s home was balmy, a hint of sunlight still trapped in the invisible gusts as they whispered and wound their way through leaves and branches. A storm had come through the night before and the remnants of the wind rushed along the side of her house and as it went it disturbed the thin, blond and white strands of hair of the “man” hidden in plain sight right outside her window.

Two-toned eyes, one sky blue, the other the color of arterial spray, were riveted to Monica’s movements, following her as she walked around her kitchen in her pajamas. A slight whirring sound could be heard as the eyes moved, hinting to the intricate wiring hidden beneath both artificial and stolen skin. The “man” had no use for breathing and thus made no other sounds as he watched the object of his undying affections talk on the phone. There was nothing that could distract or disturb him from his task, his objective solely to catalog every moment of her that he possibly could, filling the kilobytes of storage inside his head that already had countless hours of her stored, locked lovingly against the still, stolen heart in his chest. That searing red eye memorized her walk patterns while the mesmerizing blue eye drank in every glimpse of her satin soft skin. Slowly, he raised his hand, sagging flesh pressing flat against the window as if he could breach the distance and feel for himself; the nerves in the flesh didn’t work but the cold metal beneath, did. He knew she’d be warm to the touch in ways he could never be, but...well, he hoped what he’d done would make that better. He’d tried.

For her, Ennard really, really tried.

Ding dong.

Monica turned, brow furrowing, as her doorbell echoed down her front hall. Tod was still talking as she pulled her phone from her ear, the time 9:33PM illuminated at the top of the smartphone screen. Who the fuck was at her door at this hour?

“...Tod, hang on, someone’s at my door. Can I call you back?”

“No, but you can take me with you to answer the door.”

Monica bit back a smile. She was normally not one to like being told what to do, but Tod phrased his protective “demands” in a way that was pleasing, not scolding or belittling. He always came from a place of loving concern and she was grateful for it, especially now. There was a slight pinch of unease at the pit of her stomach as the doorbell chimed again but realistically, it was probably just a neighbor with something benign. Monica replaced her phone to her ear, making her way down her dimly lit front hall toward her front door. There was silence on the other side of the wall of wood, but what did she expect, honestly? Someone to be banging a gong, shouting “TOP OF MORNING,” like some sort of Irish lunatic?

“Who is it?”

Monica hesitated for a split second before she stretched up on her tip toes, pressing her face gingerly against the solid wood of her door to peer through the peep hole. As soon as she did, she breathed a side of relief, seeing blond hair and blue eyes illuminated on her front porch.

“It’s Zach,” she told Tod, her pulse slowing. “I guess he decided to come over instead of call?”

“...I guess I won’t eat him today, then.” Tod resigned. “But if he upsets you again, that’s the dinner bell for Ol’ Zach.”

Monica laughed. Tod didn’t.

“I’ll leave you to him, then.” Tod didn’t try to hide his reluctance or disappointment, but there was a small smile in his voice. “Good night, honey.”

“Good night, Tod. See you tomorrow?” Monica couldn’t help the hope in her voice, even as she reached for the deadbolt to unlock her door.

“Wouldn’t miss you for the world.”

The line going dead was heard even as Monica was pulling the phone away from her ear, lifting her head to give Zacharie a smile. “Hey, it’s a little late to show up without calling but--”

Monica cut herself off as Zacharie lifted his head, her blood turning to ice in her veins as her phone clattered to the floor in shock. He was smiling at her, but it was the most unnatural smile she’d ever seen in her life. He looked...thrilled to see her, the smile stretching his lips so wide she was worried they might split at the seams--seam being the literal use of the word, since it seemed his face was sewn together down the middle. Zacharie looked...taller, at least two feet taller than she remembered and as he ducked into her doorway, she nearly fell backward to get out of his way. His joints creaked, and if she focused passed the terrified pounding of her heart in her ears, she could hear a slight whirring, mechanical sound every time he moved. His steps were heavy, thudding against the wood of her floor and as he came closer, the light from her entryway cast him in horrible relief. His blond hair was only half it’s usual tawny sunshine; the left side of his head was a wispy silver, as if the pigment had died and withered away...and speaking of death...that half of his face was much paler than the right side, the pasty white flesh drawing her attention up to a red eye--not blue. It gleamed at her, raked over her like a laser and seared her as it did so, as if she could feel each pass intensely.

No...No, there was no fucking way--

“Mon-ica,” ‘Zacharie’s’ voice was not his voice, not even close. This voice sounded deeper, clearer, like a scalpel’s edge against metal right at the center of an echo chamber. It reverberated off her ribcage, wrapped itself around her heart like livewires to cinch tight and steal her breath right from her lungs. She’d only ever heard her name sound so broken and mechanical over artificial intelligence, as if she were asking Google to pronounce her name aloud and she had a horrible, horrible feeling she knew what she was dealing with.

“S-Stay back!” Monica gestured with her hands out in front of her, backing further into her front hall to put distance between herself and this strange creature wearing Zacharie’s face.

‘Zacharie’ tilted his head at her, the smile sliding off his face but he didn’t listen, taking a few thundering steps after her. “What...What’s wrong?”

“L-Look I don’t know who the fuck y-you are but--”

‘Zacharie’ swept out his arms, that whirring sound mixing with the pull of skin over something other than bone and Monica was drawn to his hands, long fingers ending in sharp, unnatural points that appeared almost sharp. His gesture was meant to be a mimicry of one she’d seen a million times, a motion of obvious ‘take a look’ but it was off-kilter, incorrect, as if he wasn’t human enough to pull it off.

“It’s me,” ‘Zacharie’ insisted, his arms still splayed wide. “Monica...it’s me.”

The second time he said her name was much smoother than the first, and all the more unnerving for it. It sounded as if he was learning.

“Y-You...” Monica’s voice died, failed her as the machine wearing Zacharie’s skin drew closer and she could see the porcelain mask lying beneath the skin of it’s “face”. The baby blue eye she’d though was Zacharie’s wasn’t his at all. It belonged to a ghost, a silly office urban legend, a joke told by coworker’s to scare new hires.

Ennard. The skin-stealing, serial-killing rogue animatronic of Fazbear Entertainment lore.

Except Ennard wasn’t real. Monica had been a loyal Fazbear employee for years now, and she knew all the animatronics and she knew them well. After all, she was responsible for writing their cutesy backstories, and composing the lyrics to all the songs performed on Freddy Fazbear’s stage every night. She knew Circus Baby’s favorite flavor of ice cream was strawberry, that Freddy liked the color red, and that Chica’s favorite kind of pizza was any kind of pizza--why? Because she’d written it. Any new animatronics commissioned, she was brought in on the ground floor to help design them from their conception, to help a seamless integration with the rest of the Fazbear Family. Ennard wasn’t real, couldn’t be real, because she’d never heard of him outside of jokes and whispered rumors of him “haunting the vents” at night. Sure, there were the occasional office pranks where someone would fix a faulty animatronic overnight and “blame” Ennard by saying he did it but that was just a story. Ennard wasn’t real.

But...everything she’d heard about Ennard seemed to be staring her in the face. He had one good working eye, blue, and one factory-issued red retinal scanner (because he was discontinued and thus never given a full set of eyes) Ennard wore a porcelain mask over the wiring of his face, complete with a clown nose and while she didn’t see the clown nose she could definitely see the porcelain mask under the sagging skin stretched over his “face”. Ennard was immense in size, eight feet tall, as he was meant to be one of the “fatherly” figures of the Fazbear Family and had to stand comparable to what a child might imagine the father of the animatronics would look like. He was never given anything other than his facial mask so his massive body was a collection of wires and metal parts; rumors swirled that he changed them out at night in the factories, constantly working on and improving himself--because the scary resolution to all the stories was that he would one day rise up and kill the head of Fazbear Entertainment, put on his skin, and no one would ever know. Monica could recall all the times she’d laughed at the stories, enjoyed making some up herself just to watch her interns all jump every time an air vent made the slightest sound, but it wasn’t supposed to be real.

Ennard wasn’t supposed to be real!

“Do you...like it?” Ennard brought his long arms in, the mechanical whirring blending with the pull of cloth as his long fingers patted his stolen face. “I made it just for you.”

Oh god, Monica’s brain was processing information too fast for her to keep up with and her stomach roiled at the knowledge that her crush had his skin literally peeled off his body by the rogue animatronic Ennard.

“I thought you’d like me better this way.” Ennard lowered his hands from his face to adjust his bow-tie. His wiring might be covered beneath the cloth and stolen skin but he wasn’t going to lose everything that made him who he was. “If I looked like him. Like...Zacharie.”

Monica put shaking fingers over her mouth, shaking her head side to side in denial, but Ennard wasn’t very good at reading human emotion--at least, not yet.

“No?” His frown sagged almost comically, the skin around his mask drooping a little too low to be natural. “Is it the stitching?” Ennard’s fingers came up to his face as he turned to examine himself in her hallway mirror, eyes on the clean line holding two halves of the stolen face together. “I can make it better.” He nodded, pulling and pushing at the mask over his natural face. “I will make it better for you.”

“E-Ennard?” Monica’s voice was hoarse with emotion and it caught his attention immediately.

The whirring was audible in the silence as Ennard turned to her, his two-toned gaze nailing her to the floor. His body was stone still and it got so quiet she could hear herself near gasping around the adrenaline coursing through her system. For a few more seconds he said nothing, his gaze committing this moment to literal stored memory before he uttered, “Again,” in such hushed reverence Monica thought she misheard him.

“W-What?”

“Again.” This time it came out like a bullet, Ennard’s massive form closing the distance between them with such a powerful gait one of Monica’s decorative figurines rattled off a hallway table, clattering to the floor. Ennard’s fingers were cold, the skin only a slight barrier to the icy metal beneath as he cupped her face, his red eye bright enough to cast illumination on her face; she realized with a terrified shudder that he was recording this, their first meeting. “Say my name...again.”

Too terrified to deny him, Monica desperately swallowed until she got her voice back. “...E-Ennard...”

Ennard’s blue eye drifted closed, ecstasy clear on his stolen features, but that red eye remained open, recording so as not to miss a moment of this joyous, momentous occasion. With an unnatural, guttural sound, Ennard’s arms slid around her petite frame and he hunched over her, hugging her close, threatening to crush her as he had no inkling how to treat a fragile human body.

“We’re going to be so happy,” he enunciated his words, punctuating them as if he could speak them into reality--and for him, they already were. This was the happiest day of his life. “I knew you were the one. We all know how special you are.”

Monica didn’t need to know he was talking about the other animatronics, confirming another office rumor--that they were all sentient and very much aware of what was happening around them. It was an unspoken rule one treated the animatronics with respect and that rumor was 98% of the reason why.

Swallowing thickly, Monica couldn’t help noticing the sickly sweet scent of cologne against metal and if she...ignored she was hugging the leftover skin of the beginnings of her crush, it had an odd appeal to it. She turned slightly as she felt Ennard nuzzling his cheek against hers, as if trying to meld their skin together, to get closer, and considering Ennard had a penchant for enjoying being under someone’s skin...she could only imagine how close to her he really wanted to be.

“Zacharie was a mistake. A flaw in the system.” Ennard spoke of reality the way one might expect him to; he was an animatronic, a computer-built program who ran on simulations and based his reality on what was allowed inside his particular simulation. “I corrected the flaw. Now there’s nothing between us.”

“I-I don’t...u-understand.”

“You will.” Ennard promised, unaware of how that made Monica’s pulse spike in alarm. “Once I get you home, you’ll understand.”

“H-Home?” Monica tried to draw back but Ennard’s grip was, unsurprisingly, like iron. He was not allowing space between them, not anymore.

“Yes. Home, sweetheart.” Ennard tried out his first term of endearment and found he liked the way Monica’s skin warmed further when he used it. “We’re a Family now, and what’s a Family without their mother at home with us where she belongs?”

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A/N: Hehe okay so author’s notes are tacky and I hate doing them BUT! I did want to add a few things here because this...was a doozy to try and write “quickly” and have it still make sense. I’m still trying to get back to writing and with that comes the fear I’m not describing things well or coherently because getting your thoughts back in that mindset takes practice, kind of like reeling them in so to speak. So if this is confusing I’m sorry!!

I just--oh right okay so first things, the “ITSMEITSME” up there, the intro line to the fic? It’s clickable, and shows the version of Ennard in his skin suit that I used as inspo, here.

I also just made up some rando to be your “crush” in here, love, since Ennard...was gonna take his skin, lmao, I didn’t wanna use anyone actually from the Haus.

Tod was a little cameo, so. 😋 That was just a little treat for you~

But basically what I tried to lay out here was an AU where you work for Fazbear Entertainment and Ennard has learned all about you from watching you in the vents, and from the other animatronics who all of course refer to you as their Mother as you’re the one who really created them. That makes him the Father to your Mother, and his infatuation with you reaches the point that he decides to kill your crush, take his skin, and win you over that way. Flawless plan is flawless, right? 10/10 in Ennard’s mind.

So I hope that wasn’t too confusing! I wanted to build suspense and mystery without revealing everything until the very end so I hope it wasn’t like ??? the whole time, lmao. I just wanted to write something that features a little bit of creepy, a lot of obsession, and I know how much you love Ennard’s “skin suit” from Sister Location so I thought, perfect combo!

Thanks for letting the weirdos love yoooooou 😘 i’m including myself in that bunch, too, because Senpai is perfect and i am a lucky ducky. 💛

#{story} : it's me #{character} : ennard #{theme} : for monica

[pespillo]

can i just i wanna draw ennard drawing a dick. with a sharpie

ennard doesnt even know what a dick looks like , it could be a duck

#asks #Anonymous

[makerofmadness]

idk what to put in the spots above the cuts anymore

Foxy: Have I ever told you that you cook well? Chica: Awww, no, you haven't! Foxy: So why do you keep cooking?

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Freddy: So, did everyone learn their lesson? Bonnie: No. Chica: I did not. Foxy: I may have actually forgotten one. Golden Freddy: Also no. Freddy: Oh good, neither did I. The Puppet: *Exhausted sigh*

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Circus Baby: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?! Michael Afton: ... Circus Baby: Oh, right. The lying.

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Freddy: You know what I learned from my friendship with Toy Freddy? Chica: There’s no such thing as too mean? Foxy: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them? Bonnie: Always hold a grudge?

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Toy Bonnie: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego. Toy Bonnie: My facebook photo is a landscape.

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The Puppet: Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you. Freddy: Thanks, Puppet! The Puppet: It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.

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Funtime Freddy: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke? Michael Afton: I only like dark humor. Funtime Freddy, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle? Michael Afton: Funtime Freddy: An IMPASTA!

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Toy Freddy: Oh, fiddlesticks. JJ: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Crying Child: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. Crying Child: And I started thinking. Crying Child: Like, it was just trying to get food. Crying Child: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? Elizabeth Afton: Are you ok?

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Gregory: We need to distract these guys. Glamrock Freddy: Leave it to me. Glamrock Freddy: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Monty & Roxy: *immediately begin arguing*

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*Toy Freddy recording whilst Toy Bonnie and Toy Chica are arguing*

Toy Bonnie:

HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!

Toy Freddy:

*wheezes like a tea kettle*

Toy Chica, pulling out a knife:

I'm gonna stab them.

Toy Bonnie:

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?

Toy Chica:

It's my favorite movi-

Toy Bonnie:

SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, CHICA!

Toy Chica:

I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-

Toy Bonnie:

GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!

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Funtime Freddy: Come on Ballora, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that... Ballora Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars.

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Michael Afton: I think it’s time I get my life in order. Helpy, narrating: But he did not get his life in order. In fact, he got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

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Golden Freddy: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Mike’s phone number just by choosing random numbers.

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Henry Emily: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight. William Afton: Actually, Henry, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

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Music Man: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window. Mr. Hippo: ...We're on the ground floor. Music Man: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

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Jeremy Fitzgerald: Did you win? Or just not die? Jeremy Fitzgerald: Either way, hooray. Michael Afton: ...Is "no" a valid answer? Jeremy Fitzgerald: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me.

(post-Ennard)

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Rockstar Foxy: I intend to stay pissed at you forever. Rockstar Foxy: Even if I seem helpful. William Afton: Then you're in luck. William Afton: Because you don't.

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Freddy: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?

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*Giving advice to children* Toy Freddy: It's okay to ask for help. Toy Bonnie: You're not a burden. Toy Chica: Murder is okay. Mangle: Your feelings matter.

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Orville: I need 28 lightbulbs for 28 ducks. Mr. Hippo: Ducks can’t eat lightbulbs? Pigpatch: I think that’s the point. Orville: Exactly. I want my ducks to glow so I can find them.

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Monty: Nice rock. DJ Music Man: Thanks, Gregory gave it to me. Gregory: I threw it at you! DJ Music Man: Isn’t he the sweetest?

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Roxy: You’ve got to learn to love yourself. Glamrock Chica: But don't you hate yourself. Roxy: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

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Henry Emily: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

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Glamrock Freddy: Guys, Gregory is missing. Daycare Attendant: Good.

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Mangle: I told Bonnie that his ears turn red when he lies. Balloon Boy: Do they? Mangle: No. Balloon Boy: Then why did you tell him that? Mangle: Because I can do this. Mangle: Hey Bonnie! Do you love us? Toy Bonnie with his hands over his ears: No.

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Moon: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

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Henry Emily: Why would you give a knife to Elizabeth?!

William Afton, shrugging: Elizabeth felt unsafe.

Henry Emily: Now I feel unsafe!

William Afton: I’m sorry…

William Afton: Would you like a knife?

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Jeremy Fitzgerald: You know you can die from that, right? Michael Afton: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point. Fritz Smith: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up. Gregory: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

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Jeremy Fitzgerald: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Toy Chica... Toy Bonnie: As you should be. Jeremy Fitzgerald: No, for real, she’s kinda- Toy Bonnie: As. You. Should. Be.

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Jeremy Fitzgerald: You remind me of the ocean. Toy Chica: Because I'm deep and mysterious? Jeremy Fitzgerald: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

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Gregory: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.

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