#F LMAO

[dangoarts]

can we talk about these storyboards at the end of batim for a moment

#batim #bendy and the ink machine #SAMMY FISHES WITH INK DEMON #AND PLAYS WITH BUDDY BORIS #THEY'RE BROS #I'M SOBBING #joey make them happy or istg #ok yeah i'll admit it the hyperfixation has reached critical levels #sammy lawrence #buddy boris #ink demon #just a ramble #what's worse is when the dreams come to life book lore comes into play with the second picture #like homeboy tried to MURDER buddy and they both don't remember that #f lmao

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

something about the intense way workplaces focus on selfcare and mindfulness has always rubbed me wrong

It's great that we finally, as a society, realise that there is an intense impact on the physical, mental, emotional, social and financial wellbeing of anyone in a workplace.

From the fast food / retail workers who are doing ten dozen tasks in the space of an hour for almost nothing and penalised if they don't take abuse with a smile...

To the ambulance workers who have to dodge abuse and fists in order to support patients who may not recognise their assistance, and sometimes see things no human should...

To the crime scene cleaners who return a house to habitable after the horrifica has happened, and the janitors all over the world who do the same in every place we've ever been..

To the garbage and tradespeople who are always looked down on despite the significant physical effort of their jobs, and the importance of their jobs...

To the business workers who hate sitting in a cubicle all day with endless deadlines, to the support agencies that have to spend time they would like to use helping people writing up reports to justify funding for the next six months... every six months...

To the kindy teachers and carers and teachers who are havig to start from step zero with kids who come in without any idea how to learn how to learn, and children who have such trauma from things they haven't spoken about yet that they destroy classrooms because of the feelings building up inside bodies too small for the rage or fear or etc

To the people who deal with the worst of humanity and/or their victims on a daily basis in roles where their job is to put in supports and try to guide them to a happy and stable life through a minefield, and those who break under the pressure, etc.

Every job out there has unique pressures, and then they have general pressures that can apply across the sector. This sudden push towards 'selfcare' and 'mindfulness' is so very... corporate.

It just feels very much like "Well, we gave you a poster with affirmations on it, you didn't repeatthem daily, so of course the mental breakdown you have in a year's time is on you..." if you feel me.

Whenever it's talked about, it's all about 'preventing burnout' and 'being productive' etc. Not 'hey human being that's in a role that's physically, emotionally, mentally and/or socially demanding... what's happening in your world tonight?

There are some companies that go so far overboard (been in at least one) that they eithre feel like a cult... or they feel like a cult and put so much pressure on you to Tell Them what you are going to do for self-care that night after work (so they can check i nthe next morning), that you resent the whole goddamn process.

Because it's not about the health of the workers, it's a tick in a box on some Progressive Checklist clipboard.

Don't know, the more I see the posters harasssing you even in the dunny... the more you seethe, I guess.

You know what would be self-care? Not being punitive to people by taking away their right to [bonuses, holidays, flexible work hours, etc] if they cannot meet impossible targets or the workloads are too big for any one person to manage.

If you keep filling the pool while someone's chained to the bottom, all the affirmations in the world won't help them swim, mates... you just end up with like, chlorinated corpse soup.

Another thing is like... self-care is very much an individual thing. A lot of the ones I see on posters are all after-work activities, high energy things (eg. go to the gym, take the pets for a walk, go to the park with your kids, have a lunch date, cook a lovely healthy dinner for friends!) all stuff outside of work hours... because you Can't Impact Work Hours.

Sometimes self-care is needing to plan your holidays so you get a break or you have a mental break. Sometimes its a mental health day because you were 'sick'. Sometimes self-care is shutting the computer at the end of the day and/or walking out dead as your shift ends because no one is allowed to claim overtime.

Sometimes it is having frozen meals or pre-chopped vegetables in the freezer because you're tired at the end of th day and it's a kindness to Future You.

Sometimes it's having some Longlife milk abnd similar items in the cupboard so you have a back-up for days when you're too tired or sick or just want to chill but you ran out of like, milk.

Sometimes self-care is having a shower at the end of the day when you get home, washing the day off, and doing whatever you want after that.

Sometimes self-care is singing terribly and enthusiastically in the car. Or dancing like a dork in the loungeroom. Or listening to amitheasshole youtube videos. Or playing video games.

Sometimes self-care can be forcing yourself to be inflexible around necessary appointments (from hair to dental or medical), no you CAN'T 'just move it'. Because you always will end up moving it.

Sometimes self-care is being tough with yourself. Go to bed at a normal hour. No we're drinking water from 5pm onwards (etc). Yes there is dopamine from playing video games but we're not going to be up at 3am pwning n00bs bc there's work tomorrow. Etc.

Sometimes self-care is doing your shopping during a lunchour, if you are lucky enough to be close to home, so that tired 5pm+ you doesn't have to. Sometimes it's cooking a shitload of something and freezing it so that you have 2-5 extra meals in the fridge, ready to go for lunches or dinner, etc.

Sometimes self-care is putting on a podcast and handling the mountain of plates in the sink, or washing the bathroom, or just vacuuming a small area of the place. It doesn't have to be a grand gesture every time... but it's about what matters to you, what will impact your life outside of work.

IT's the messy self-care stuff that workplaces don't care about, and they're the most important. And that's probably where the disconnect comes into play, for me... because self-care posters always talk about gardening and yoga and the gym and eating a salad and having time with friends...

And that's such a Stockphotos Cporporate Generic Idea of what self-care looks like, and why its important. Makes you feel like a Sim, being touted to the [Local Attraction] because your goopey cabonara caught fire and your emoticon is now Sad...

Don't know where this was going, I just... hate the damn posters, and the emphasis on a very specific kind of Self-Care, and how it very much puts the emphasis, the onus and the eventual blame, on the workers... if anything breaks down.

Yes, know the signs of burnout... but for 99% of people, yoga won't fix it. You need to stop pinning the idea on the individual worker, and look at the machine as a whole, at what point does the cog start shearing off the metal of another until it wears away? How do we fix that? One little pin at the base isn't going to fix it by meditating...

IT's about the wokplace culture, societal attitudes, about being financially stable and having support, about having connections outside of your workplace, etc.

So no, Don't "Hang in there baby!", someone get a ladder and help the cat before it falls. Don't wait until gravity takes its toll and then ask why it didn't try harder.

#i have always hate that poster #bc we've always had cats and the amount of times ive dived to save them from falling off stuf #f lmao

[moonmeg]

Meanwhile on Mount Olympus

#F #epic the musical #ocean saga #athena #hermes #idk why i did this lmao

[kaiju-krew]

she knows whats up that one new clip

#she can read minds you literally cannot fool her #mothra supports enemies to lovers old man yaoi #its about the polycule vision okay #f tier shitpost sorry #not even watermarked i didnt bother LMAO #mothkongzilla #godzilla #mothra #kong #my art

[popsicle-stick]

“Why, this beats even shorthand! May I hear it say something?”

a commission of jack and mina from the scene where he's showing her the phonograph!

#dracula daily #dracula #mina harker #jack seward #mina murray #she's so excited about the technology and he's so excited to show her...........i love this scene so much #mina coming back to jack's place and seeing the disorganisation and is like damn bitch you live like this? #those plants haven't seen water for a while LMAO #i just realised i was gonna have him holding his glasses in his left hand & forgot.....F #dracula spoilers #dracula daily spoilers #lottieart

[wild-magic-oops]

It's a crime that pulling Gale out of the portal doesn't land him right on top of the player character, accidentally pinning them to the ground, with their faces just oh so close together

#gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale #bg3 #galemance #it probably would've got him more hate bc f forbid he does anything while some other characters' actual sh*t actions are excused constantly #so in a sense I'm glad this is not how it went but in my canon it did lmao #my durge who hadn't had a non violent physical contact in months: instant b*ner #my posts

[beif0ngs]

Netflix producers coming up with the title of the anime remake of One Piece like—

#One Piece #The One Piece #i've never seen a more extra 'the' in my life lmao #also lowkey judging people who were excited for the OPLA but suddenly draw the line at an anime remake?? #i would choose an anime remake any F*CKING day over a live action adaptation 🙄 #it's literally what i've been PRAYING for #i just didn't expect them to drop it while the original anime is still airing and not even close to being done

[clownsuu]

Sometimes I wonder what’s going on inside that lil head of his, just full of no thoughts,,, (just like me fr fr)

#“Man I have such bad art block” #I say as I make 3 colored pieces #Tbf the other two only took me around 3 and a half hours to make (separately) #While this one took almost 2 hours lmAO #Welcome home #welcome home wally #welcome home howdy #wally darling #howdy pillar #Hopefully I can get my dumb creative juices back #But rn it’s just #B o o f #empty

[fishfishfruit]

they gave zoro the once per season f-bomb and as a sanji stan i feel normal about this

#one piece #sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan #yeah its zosan lmao #bitches fight over who gets the FCC allowable f-bomb #one piece live action #opla

[lepusrufus]

How about some more Werewolf Shady shenanigans for the soul

(Yeah ik druids or drow don't canonically have sharp teeth but I like to hc them like that and thought it aligns pretty funny in the wolfy Shart AU)

#i know Astarion is the designated fandom pretty boy but honestly Gale is a little slept on #i want that man to give me his hair care routine right the fuck now #anyway #werewolf shadowheart #my beloved #baldur's gate 3 #my art #shadowheart #gale dekarios #I'm not tagging everyone f this lmao

[sp00kymulderr]

closer to light

Javier Peña x f!reader

Warnings/Tags: 18+. pwp, truly no plot. sleepy spooning sex, thigh riding/grinding, dry humping, handjob, cum play, the tiniest hint of a breeding kink, pet names and fem coded language for reader throughout. Unedited.

Words: 1300~

Summary: Javi can't help waking you up in the middle of the night

He’s been awake for hours. Never sleeps even with you there. His mind thrums with the what, the when, the why only worsened by the silence of night and blanket of darkness.

It’s easier when you’re in his bed; Javi can get lost in those soft long breaths you take as you sleep. His body responding to yours; warmth upon warmth, heart upon heart. The presence of you stirs better feelings in him, the kind that make him wide awake for easier reasons. The twitch of him when you push back in your sleep, ass rubbing against his half hard cock which is waking up even more rapidly than him, even when it’s 3 in the morning.

His lips find their path across your back and to your shoulder before he even realises it, it’s a trail he’s committed to memory by now. Large hands grasping the meat of your hip, keeping you pulled back against him. You’ve said it before ‘take me as you want me, Javi’ but still he lets out a held breath when you stir and murmur, eyes fluttering open as his lips make contact with your neck and nip ever so. He likes you asleep, all sighs and softest breaths, but he loves you on the cusp of awake even more - soft and pliant and so sweetly giving.

“Mm…Javi…” You moan a sweet little sound out, pushing back slowly but more purposefully and his cock stiffens more, aching throb of it rutting gently against your backside now.

“Shh. I’ve got you baby” Javier murmurs as his lips skim your warming skin, delving to that precious place where your shoulder meets your neck. Always makes you shudder when his mustache tickles there and this time is no different even with your eyes still closed, barely out of your dreamworld.

Fuck, your scent as he breathes you in is intoxicating. Makes him forget everything except you, every time. It makes his hard-on throb almost painfully so he’s pushing harder against you. 

“Feel what you do to me, angel? Even when you’re sleeping…prettiest little thing in the world for me” He whispers low in your ear, deep rumble of a voice vibrating down to your core. Oh god, you whimper and tremble as you struggle to piece together the real world and your dreams. Is it your Javier, manhandling your thighs open, slotting his own thick one between them? Or is that your dream Javier, pulsing against you as his fingers trace the front of your underwear? Whichever it is you know even in your state of reverie you’re warm and wet and ready for him, as always, cunt fluttering in anticipation.

His hardness grinds desperately against your ass now, as his fingers delve into your underwear and find you slick. The groan he lets out is sinful, hot breath against your ear making you mewl in want

“Fuck” Javi grunts, planting kiss after kiss across the expanse of your shoulders and upper back, thick finger swiping across your clit to feel it twitching.

“Woke her up, didn’t I baby? Woke that pretty pussy right up”

Your body shivers in pleasure at his words, a rush of heat coiling tight in you as his fingers swirl circles over your sensitive clit. Your lids are heavy with sleep, still recovering from the sudden awakening, but he’s right, the rest of you is wide awake and burning for him.

“Y-yeah” You sob needily, arching your back so your ass is pushed further against him now as he continues to rut.

“Please, Javi. Need you. Need it…” Your whine makes his heart thrum with desire, with love, with want beyond anything. He only sees you, only feels you, only cares about you. 

“Shh, shh, pretty girl” He whispers back, lips and teeth against the shell of your ear still. He uses his big hand to tilt your hips, adjust your position just so, and then he’s flexing his thigh and…oh…a spark lights inside you as he holds you by the hip and encourages you to move them.

“Woke me up, just to tease me” You’re all pouts and sighs, tilting your head to look up at him. 

“Oh, poor thing” Javi laughs softly. His hands guide your hips to keep moving, his dark eyes gazing lovingly up into your still-sleepy ones. The roughness of the fabric of your underwear plus the flexing, muscular expanse of his thigh beneath continually catching your clit makes you gasp softly, and then louder and louder.

“Come on angel, get yourself off on me. You can do it, just for me”

Your mouth hangs open, eyes closed as you focus in on the two simultaneous feelings; his erection still pushing hard against your ass every time you move back, and the grind of your pussy against his leg. You’re a vision to him. A beautiful thing, angel come to rid him of his fears and worries. Fallen, just how he likes it.

“That's it, like that. Good girl” He encourages your every move, sinful and rough voice vibrating against your back as he nips at the back of your neck.

You breathe his name in beautiful sighs, he says yours like worship. The quiet of night interrupted by two people falling apart together, pieces to be picked when the sun rises.

You are the first to tumble, Javi makes sure of that. Your body tenses, a muffled wail into your pillow as he keeps you moving, makes sure you feel him all the way through your orgasm. He mutters filthy praise in your ear, as you soak through your panties, slick wet covering his thigh.

“Fuck, there it is. Perfect” He coos, fingers gripping your jaw to turn your head towards him, see those beautiful eyes look back at him, your fucked-out, tired expression is his favourite thing in the world right now. The only thing in the world.

“Mm” You sigh in to his mouth as his kisses you, taking your hand in his at the same time and bringing it down to his cock. So hard for you. Impossible not to want you, every moment you’re in his life. The brightest thing to ever grace him.

He guides your hand on his leaking length, slicking it up and wrapping your fingers around him, his hand around yours. He knows you're tired, he doesn’t mind helping you out. It won’t take long anyone, he’s already brought to the edge by the effects of feeling you fall apart on him.

When he comes, it’s with the rough kind of grunt that flickers new heat within you, lips finding yours as he spills on to your fingers, on to the sheets. Javi rests his forehead against your shoulder and moans, kissing your warm skin again. You feel the weak groan of your name and it makes you tremble.

All goes quiet apart from his heavy breaths for just a moment before you realise he’s taking your hand which is sticky with his warm spend, guiding it between your legs.

“Don’t wanna waste it, angel” He mumbles sleepily, encouraging your cum soaked fingers into your panties and the push of them against your entrance. Your lids are heavy too, but you don’t deny him, fingering his load into yourself with a lewd squelch that makes him moan again.

“Good girl” you hear him say, as he brings a strong arm over you and pulls you flush against his chest once more.

His breathing calms after a moment, a fresh sense of peace washing over him now. He’s always so tranquil in the moments after - the heady satisfaction saturating the air, blanketing you both in comfort. His mind is empty enough now, nothing but thoughts of you running through it, that he’ll sleep for a few hours.

You’re sure to be woken up again by him in the morning. You don’t mind one bit.

#javier pena x reader #javier peña x reader #javier peña x f!reader #javier peña x you #pedrostories #this is trash lmao don't look at me I still can't write properly

[wigglebox]

Dr. Sexy 😘

#spn fanart #spn art #destiel #castiel #dean winchester #spncreatorsdaily #wiggleart #cowboy f*tish this and that yahyah let’s talk about his one for sexy doctors lmao #randomly remembered that time in season 14 cas dressed as a doctor l #so I had to doodle this lol #btw if you’re part of my tag list I’ve decided to let this go live for 30 minutes and then do the tag list #so there’s some spacing between the two #I was gonna do it in the replies but I’m afraid tumblr will think I’m a spam account

[coredrill]

i can’t believe this scene hasn’t made it here so i just want to post it for posterity. behold, shin kamen rider (2023) dir. hideaki anno

i don’t care if you don’t know kamen rider (i have literally only seen this movie) but PLEASE watch this. it’s the funniest thing i’ve ever seen with or without context

#srry for the quality i screen recorded the vid of it on twt LMAO #f: shin kamen rider #t.txt

[iholli]

this is apparently controversial but, as a very much asexual rat, y'all do whatever the fuck you want with Alastor. He's canonically aroace. He's also fictional! Aspec is just that, a spectrum, and if you want to play around with that to make your brain happy, by all means.

#i used to be in the crowd of mad about this too but i have realized it does not matter #and im ace but not entirely sure where i sit on that spectrum #so why not have some fun with our favorite deer boy! #im this close to putting him and vox on the f/o list anyway lmao #one of the people who've inspired me to be public about selfshipping f/os Alastor too so #it's fiction. have fun! #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor

[kay-selfships]

i don’t like certain ships with my f/os not because they’re problematic or anything but because i am a hater and they’re supposed to be with ME. hope that helps <3

#i let myself be a hater as a treat #OF COURSE don’t harass anyone that do like the ships- i just silently fume and complain about it on my own personal blog lmao #self ship #self ship community #self shipping #selfship #f/o community #self insert #f/o #selfshipping #romantic f/o #fictional other #selfshipper #self shipper #selfship meme #self ship meme #romantic fictional other #self insert x canon

[hereforthefunnyguys]

Enjoy only the crunchiest of Yu-Gi-Ow memes, freshly handpicked from the vines this morning

#Yugioh #ygo #yu gi oh #Joey Wheeler #katsuya jonouchi #ogod this is goin to take f forever to tag lmao #marik ishtar #malik ishtar #mai valentine #mai kujaku #seto kaiba #ryou bakura #Atem #anzu mazaki #tea gardner #my stuff