Incorrect Legacyverse Quotes
PART 1
Jesse: I need a moment with him.
Secret Ninja Force: Of course.
They leave
Jesse, leaning over Cole′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Cole: Yeah, no shit.
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Jesse: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Cole: You and me!!!
Jesse, tearing up: Okay.
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Olivia: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Jesse: Olivia no.
Jamie: Mistlefoe.
Jesse: Please stop encouraging them.
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Jay: HELP! I TOLD NYA I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Cole, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Olivia: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Puffer: Okay, but in my defence, Four-Eyes bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Olivia: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Cole: I think we're missing something.
Zane: Teamwork?
Jay: Cohesion?
Kai: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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Zane, about Kai: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Jay: Are we stealing them?
Cole: New or used?
Zane: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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Jamie, Olivia, and Antonia are sitting on a bench
Jesse: Why do you guys look so sad?
Jamie: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
Jesse sits down
Olivia: The bench is freshly painted.
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Cole: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right.
Jamie: Looking right because you left.
Harumi: Looking up cause you let me down.
Olivia: Looking down cause you fucked up.
Bridget: What is wrong with you guys?
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'Can I copy the homework?'
Jesse: I can help you with it!
Zane: Yeah, sure.
Cole: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Lloyd: lol nope.
Kai: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Olivia: Read 5:55pm
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