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bananana2217 · 1 year
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AWOOOOOO
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corrupteddoodles · 3 months
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babe wake up it’s weirdguy yaoi saturday
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rhinoclip · 1 year
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may I humbly request some texlaska hcs? i thoroughly enjoy your art
Got my tablet back! :D
Texlaska
They’re in love your honor
(Even though Texas won’t admit it.)
Texas has literally no tolerance to the cold. Because of this, there are times where Alaska and Texas can barely handle to be in the same room. Either Alaska will start taking clothes off or Texas will suffocate himself with blankets.
When Texas isn’t attempting to murder Alaska like a 3 year old with a plastic butter knife, they actually sometimes hang out.
They go stargayzing- sorry I mean stargazing together.
Texas is a chronic storyteller. He’ll talk about any of his past experiences and Alaska will just sit and listen for hours. Those are the pros of having a quiet boyfriend.
They can play instruments. Texas plays country or folk songs on a guitar (of course) and Alaska plays classical or… also country… on the violin.
Alaska calls Texas pet names just to mess with him and make him angrily blush. It’s usually in private, but there’s been a few times where Alaska let a “baby” or even perhaps a “ankle biter” slip in front of Gov. Gov ignores it.
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hore4women · 8 months
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ALRIGHT BITCHES HERE YOU GO.
Currently, Delicate by Taylor Swift has been stuck in my head so this is the best I got for ya. Enjoy bc my god I need more Lynthia fics, but like Brittany Broski says; If that art isn’t out there, you gotta make it yourself.
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possum-socks · 2 years
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Naruto is that one song that goes “Come on fuck me emo boy. Come on fuck me emo boy!” like please this is Naruto “Then he can have my life, and my afterlife too, for that matter” Uzumaki were talking about here c’mon folks get a grip
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loyaltymoved · 9 months
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@loyaltylanced from x
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“As tempting as the offer is,” Adam glances at the archangel, “I’m not ready to lose my first job topside.” A playful smile tugs at his lips as he cleans off the counter, his voice soft as he speaks. There aren’t many people around, but he’d rather keep his conversations with Michael between the two of them.
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bread-that-draws · 1 year
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Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you
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houseswife · 4 months
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I love how neferiously hugh laurie delivered his lines in that 5x1 scene where house is blackmailing wilson. because the dialogue could’ve been conveyed in a manner that was obviously facetious and unserious (like the way RSL was playing the scene: “You’d jeopardise a patient—? 😒🙄) but he literally chose to go “If it keeps you here😈👹” in the most deadass, diabolical tone. so the result is that we have house sounding like a genuine psychopath as he threatens to let a woman die and then wilson proving he’s an even BIGGER one by responding with, like, mild exasperation at best. 10/10 dynamic no notes
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justaregularken · 5 months
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Ok fine here, chaining your werewolf boyfriend up and teasing yourself in front of him, only to underestimate the strength of those chains and get fucked absolutely braindead all night long
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biohazard-inevitable · 3 months
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You guys ever think about Zoro having scars from thriller bark?
Like- it was a very serious injury that he felt throughout Sabaody, that HAD to have left nasty scars.
So like- think of Sanji, looking at zoro pushing himself during his workouts afterwards, a crease in his brow as he glares at the new scars and strained movements. How he feels, maybe thinking those scars should be on him instead.
Think about the extra food sanji might have given him without saying a word, snacks slid his way and the like in hopes the extra food would help him recover.
Think of Zoro, dead asleep at night only for Sanji to be quietly crying at his bedside, lips pressed against the roll of his knuckles as he repeats silent apologies like a mantra:
“I’m sorry I wasn’t strong enough”
“I’m sorry I wasn’t fast enough”
“I’m sorry I couldn’t take the pain from you”
“I’m sorry I’m not good enough”
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ckswitch · 10 days
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They grow up so fast :D
Also ignore my struggle to pick a style <33
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newvision · 8 months
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Every time I drink wine I am will graham looking down at a shot hannibal and we have become each other and he is bleeding out and I am savouring the moment by drinking wine the way he does and I gloat like god often does and he takes the violence the way I did every time he violated me and he almost dies from a distant form of violence but what ultimately really kills him are my hands the way I said I’d do it anyway who wants another glass
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cowboybarbaryn · 8 months
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Is there a lore reason why booster gold and blue beetle travel through time to make sure the other doesn’t die alone. Are they gay?
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somebluemelodies · 8 months
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sure it’s really silly goofy (and kinda awesome) that q!Roier can absolutely kick q!Cellbit’s ass at PvP but all i can think about is how well spiderbit balances each other out
q!Roier definitely has the upper-hand physically without even needing to go tryhard-mode. and then when he DOES go tryhard-mode… phew (i think a lot about him in the dungeon when they rescued q!Cellbit and q!Felps). i love that q!Cellbit is so insistent on protecting him and it really is sweet but like sir, if anything, your husband is probably gonna be the one protecting you </3
but what q!Cellbit “lacks” in physical strength, at least in comparison to q!Roier, the intelligence??? the man literally figured out broken windows were BRAILLE. he’s one of the smartest people on the island. q!Roier doesn’t do enigmas and shit like that; he helps his husband when asked and goes along for the ride. we’ve all seen him and Richas goofing off while q!Cellbit stresses the fuck out LMAO
BUT THATS WHAT MAKES THEM SO GOOD!! and i’m not saying that q!Cellbit isn’t strong or can’t fight bc i think he can hold his own when he truly tries (he just hasn’t had to fight to survive in a long time). and q!Roier sure as hell isn’t dumb either. hell, he’s probably the most emotionally intelligent person on the island. and i will die on that hill
all that to say, spiderbit balances each other out. they look out for each other. and that’s why i love them so much <3
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lunannex · 2 years
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just a couple of guys
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incidentalblr · 2 months
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i think victor hugo actually put crack cocaine in valvert like why are they like that oh my god
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