#Harmless but always there

[mint-termsandconditions]

Rope MF Loses Track of Time

Day time:

Afternoon:

Nighttime:

Song credit:

#kirby #whispy woods #kirby oc #kirby ocs #waddle dee oc #waddle dee #Sad Mitski song about self-love for the Waddle Dee who’s incredibly passionate about rope #It’s difficult being in a world where no one loves ropes as much as you 😔😔😔 #Whispy Woods barely tolerated Rope MF’s existence #Rope MF is like a fly #Harmless but always there #Rope MF #if you couldn’t tell I was just practicing with different aesthetics that’s why it changes styles so often #Or it could be Rope MF altering time and reality as we know it because Rope MF is just that powerful 🔥🔥🔥 #Rope MF probably has a sleeper build #They’ve been swinging for hours #waddle wednesday #Also lowkey matches with the theme of aro week with Rope MF’s love being theirs

[inkskinned]

"it's so embarrassing you like that popular thing" "oh ew that geeky/strange thing is so cringe lol" "oh it's kind of weird you get excited about that harmless shit"

dude i love how ironic and jaded you are and that's so cool and sexy of you. and i am so so glad to tell you - you won!! we all had a meeting and we decided that you won, and we are writing your name on the inside of a burger king crown. the marker smeared, sorry, but we knew any form of real effort is ugly to you. but anyway. congrats! you are officially the coolest, most ironic, most jaded person in-the-world-right-now. we would throw you a party but you would think it was totally boring - and besides, we're weird so we wouldn't have been coming. we would have brought our love of beetles and of baking and of little canapes. we would have brought our artsy videogames and pages of writing. we would have written a poem with you, our hands covered in ink, and spread out a canvas to dance on, the night so lurid and pink.

but do not worry. we will not throw the party. we will just get you a ringlight and that crown i mentioned. it is a nice crown, except for where one of us dropped it.

the vote was a really hard one because we had so many cool ironic people to pick off the shelves. all of you have hands that rot fruit, how strange is that - you can't look at something without destroying it for other people. you like it when you can squeeze a person into a pinpoint - all us small ones scampering our little feet around our ugly joys. the vote was also a hard one because we kept our voices down because you don't like it when we talk too loud. you were on your phone at the time, talking to people other than us. you are a ghoul of every moment - half in, half out, you resent us for being here without shame or embarrassment.

so good news! we have invented an island for people like you. you get to go there and speak into the air things like if you still like watching harmless twitch streamers in 2023 you're fucking boring. you will say things like liveplay podcasts are fucking ugly and it's kind of awkward they try to make everything gay. on the island we made you, all of your words will have weight. they will form in the air like icicles, large white behemoth letters that will crumple in anvils around your feet. maybe we will send someone there once in a while to sweep, but honestly you might be there for a while, alone, waiting. we are busy being outside looking for mushrooms and flapping our hands and humming. we are busy kicking our little heels while we watch cringey tv. we are busy - sorry! as an apology, we have pre-filled the island with every bland, mediocre, unscented thing we could find. the island has the texture of american cheese. the island has an ocean that never gets angry. the island is perfect for you, trust me. you will be so happy there - as happy as you can be, ironically.

we want to say we are sorry for doing harmless things that you find annoying, childish, or unappealing - but we are not sorry. we thought we could help you, because we don't mind laughing at ourselves, but it turns out you are allergic to color and noise and atmosphere, so this is the best that we can do for now. we are all making a big shirt that says i voted in the ironic monarchy. we got you one that is just a fast fashion buttondown. i am so excited for you and this island and the big life you have won. you have a cool jaded grey life and miles of irony to roam. i love you! be well.

now leave us alone.

#spilled ink #writeblr #slam poetry #i started this as a joke and ended up taking after #the poem about all the women in the world meeting in the bathroom #i can't find it to link it directly i've been googling for like 15 minutes if someone can remember #turns out frantically googling the only lines like ''women meeting in the bathroom'' #''secret womens meeting you always believed happened" is not useful for . to search??? help :( #also the reason this says harmless so many times is bc like #this is 100% about like #yeah man when ppl are mean about ppl enjoying things like. fuckin lady gaga #like this is so obviously about ppl who steal ur joy for no reason (i WILL steal ur joy if ur a bigot btw) #also yes it's bc someone was like ''liking the mcelroys in 2023 is cringe'' #and im like. dude what the fuck literally just let people like things it's LITERALLY not that deep. #like i dont like centipedes theyre one of like the 2 bugs im squicked out by ... but like. #if u really like centipedes. im like so happy for you. i hope you can put socks on ur centipedes #so they can speedclean ur floors. that would be fun and cool!!! #i love u i hope all of you have a weird passion i love you i hope that passion fills your life like soap bubbles

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

Kala is filing a complaint

#oh dont worry they said the sky is harmless they said its all superstition they said #yeah sure. explain this then #this is an incomplete list not including: sun hurting eyes; thunder hurting ears; and other such things #ive doodled sth along these lines more than once before lol bc it is on my brain often #but dont think i've posted anything for it before? i might be wrong but doesnt matter #i dont draw her enough anyway #my art #my ocs #oc: kalagna brosca #kala and june are the candidates who always look too young when i draw them rip #gotta figure out how to make them look older smh.. #dont think kala should be quite as baby faced by the time of inquisition lol

[astrhae]

In theatrical magic, misdirection is a form of deception in which the performer draws audience attention to one thing to distract it from another.

The Art of Prestidigitation: or, of course Aziraphale loves magic tricks, Crowley taught Aziraphale how to perform their first trick together

#i will always lose my mind #over how a magic trick is a harmless enough form of lying #and how aziraphale finds such joy in those tricks #and crowley fully supports his nefertiti fooling fellow #until. until their lives get threatened #this whole episode just makes me go feral like akdkfsdks #it sets SO MUCH of their foundation together #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #goodomensedit #goodomensgifs #my edits

[skizabaa]

I'm crying. I'm glad you made the Furby fren. ;w;

Of course!! They are the best of friends <3

#asks #dana-chan-the-control-brain #also hi!! i read your tags!! I love furbies sm and seeing the weird hate they get for no reason always makes me so sad... #but this little guy is so cared for and loved!! #((I also just got a little 1998 furby to customize which i love so much and is partly what inspired the original comic haha)) #fnaf sb #mini music man #dj music man #I like to imagine both the little furby and mini music man being little rascals! partners in crime! oh! the harmless pranks they could play

[laismoura-art]

Clearing up a very recurring misunderstanding:

The Shirai Ryu was NOT built using Harumi's clan!

"Also incensed by Bi-Han’s betrayal, Harumi agreed to help me forge a new clan. One that would stand against him and defend Earthrealm.

Her aid proved invaluable. And as time went on, we grew closer."

The Shirai Ryu was built from the ground by Kuai and Tomas WITH HARUMI'S HELP, she did not give away her clan, Kuai did not use her clan as foundation for his and they did not merge their clans.

Harumi's clan still exists and it's NOT the Shirai Ryu!

Every time her clan is brought up, it's either to say Harumi gave up on it or that Kuai took advantage of their relationship and took it for himself. And ultimately is used as an excuse to shit on the Kuairumi ship. And I'm tired of seeing these takes being spread all over when they are so clearly FAKE and so easily DEBUNKED by a 2 minutes vídeo.

#harumi shirai #kuai liang #kuairumi #lady shirai #scorpion #mortal kombat #i've been seeing these misunderstandings a lot recently #at they always make these two characters and their ship look bad #kuairumi is a harmless ship #i don't understand why people try so hard to make it look problematic #mk1 #mortal kombat 1

[veny-many]

Small Padawan Plo and his patient Master Tyvokka.

Give me more Padawan Plo please

#star wars #plo koon #tyvokka #suffering tyvokka #padawan plo koon #smoll plo #when i catch some bugs in house and release them outside i always scares my family #me: look at this little buddy it's harmless #mom: wtf okay just get in out already please #my drawing

[ganondoodle]

the more time goes on the more negative i feel about totk, its got lots of reasons but aside from me thinking about what else they could have easily done instead of what we got its more and more bc its so put on a pedestal like its the best zelda ever and also its affecting botw in retrospect, not just by the lore, but the fact that people have been saying even shortly after totks release that theres 'no point playing botw' anymore, and will see botw as nothing but totks "bad" prototype is just SO infuriating to me

you know when you initially feel neutral (or ignorable dislike) about a character but then the fandom for some reason gets so insanely obsessed with them that you just start disliking them more and more over time ... yeah

#ganondoodles talks #i know its da new game so of course its the focus #but its 99.99% just praise and i just dont get it #the only criticism i see is from a few people in my little fandom bubble and from annoying ytubers who just hate without reason #no i am not complaining about idk monster variety or complain that the dodge tech is unfair bc i dont always get it (lol) #im too insane over this franchise to only care about gameplay #anyway #if i dont get this comic update done today i might as well quit #(joking) #i havent dared watching any of the big zelda you tuber guys... are there even any that have similar complaints as me or am i just that weir #... i might just be that weird #i have always been the odd one in my -ultimately harmless but nonetheless very important to me media-opinions anyway

[gay-impressionist]

i wish I could explain the context of every single purchase because it's hilarious and cool af but it would take wayyy too long. don't hesitate to watch the videos (their titles are in brackets) or google the items or just ask me for details tho

oh and know that he always donates the objects and/or the money he makes from them

#for real #i wish tumblr talked more about him #his videos are always super informative and fun and interesting #i learnt so many things from this dude #and he's just genuinely a good man and a true leftist #people only see him as a the harmless white brit bc of his appearance #but he's super radical #kingshit truly #john oliver #last week tonight

[foldingfittedsheets]

Leeloo is feeling feisty enough to cause problems. We love to see it.

#ramblies #Leeloo #video #cat videos #honestly screws are her most harmless obsession #at the last place I lived she was always coming up to me with shards of broken glass in her mouth #I’d never broken glass and it was always a different color #like I’ll take screws any day over her dropping glass at my feet

[futuretrain]

so much of fanon is people absolutely refusing to actually analyse the work they are reading and instead relying on long established tropes and character prototypes that are cultural but extratextual in order to assign the characters they don't fully understand a role that seems like it would fit the best (but often fails)

#regardless of the canon material #this is a fandom dynamic i can pinpoint in probably every fandom i have ever interacted with #and don't get me wrong I understand why this is done. it's definitely fun and much less exhausting than actually analyzing the characters #but this is how we often end up with classist stereotypes being unwittingly assigned to characters of 'lower standing' by the canon materia #since they ''feel like'' that type #and a host of other problems that people won't notice because they love the character and believe they would be fun as that character type #but it is definitely not always harmless #fandom #ń txt

[herebecritters]

Happy pride, here’s a reminder that non-binary Flaky is incredibly important to me

#happy tree friends #htf #htf flaky #I’ve been seeing a weird amount of non-binary flaky erasure lately #which is weird especially during pride month???? #I know it’s mostly harmless so don’t attack folks over it #but I will never write flaky as cis #I saw a post calling my otp a cishet couple and it got a little under my skin #I also know their gender is open to interpretation though so no shade is directed at anyone on how they personally see flaky #but on this blog know they are always non-binary #sorry for the ramblings #nonbinary rep is important to me for personal reasons

[thundersbugs]

the adventures of depressed guy with ocd & batshit insane guy with a personality disorder (satosugu)

#people always think its cringe to diagnose fictional characters but idk #when u struggle with your own disorders its kinda comforting as fuck to project on something as harmless as fictional charas #like yass i am creating this representation MYSELF #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #satosugu #stsg #geto suguru #gojo satoru

[comic-sans-chan]

I adore how unhinged Garak is about the people he likes, because there's this theme of them being similarly unhinged. Like that colleague from the Order in Second Skin that he had to shoot and was like, "Aw :( ...Well Anyway" about. Or like Tain and Mila, both crazy bitches, imo. Or his last remaining contacts on Cardassia who he called up in In The Pale Moonlight who were all down to raid the Dominion’s underwear drawer at the drop of a hat. Like that's what Garak is used to. He likes excitement, he likes a bit of malice, he likes some cunning. And that's part of what makes Garashir so goddamn funny is Julian is actually a bit of a cunning, malicious little shit sometimes. If you watch the series knowing Julian's an augment, these moments come up all the time where it's clear he's fucking with people for his own amusement. Taking people for a bit of a ride just to see what happens. Then ofc there are all the gross incel fuckboy moments, but. 

I just love the idea of Julian going on some insane borderline villainous monologue about something or other and Garak sitting there with hearts swirling around his head. Don't get me wrong, Garak loves Julian for his goodness first and foremost, but Julian's not perfect and I think that makes the ship so much more interesting because I can't really see Garak finding most of Julian's worst flaws anything but thrilling. We go on about Garak loving Julian's infodumping and argumentativeness, but after the augment thing comes out, I think he equally enjoys watching Julian play dumb with people and Knowing he's playing dumb. It compliments his own Just a Simple Tailor routine so perfectly. They're just normal men. Just innocent men.

#i don't think julian's ever malicious about it to be clear #i think it just ended up being something that happened kind of inevitably because he already had to play dumb anyway #and it became one of the only ways he could really get any kind of enjoyment out of an otherwise miserable process of hiding himself #it's a sad lonely habit he got into #and it does bite him in the ass a lot. i think julian hates being underestimated A Lot #for obvious reasons (his parents are lunatics) #so... maybe it's a little mean of him sometimes #he has kind of a temper anyway. and it's a harmless way to let off steam #you can kinda tell after his augment secret gets out he becomes a lot more sarcastic #i think that's what his mind has been like for a long time #going a little off the rails here but julian's parents always acting like they did him some huge favor #meanwhile this is julian's every day experience now #just being so smart it's innately isolating and miserably lonely #he's not just mad at them for killing jules #he's mad at them for creating julian #my posts #garashir

[fizzytoo]

"do you like it?" "darling, i love it."

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #postcard legacy challenge #im gonna pass away #rua's vocabulary is full of pet names and words of adoration #adrien has some for him too. a few in spanish that make rua shiver. #he braided adrien's hair btw 😖 he loves to play with his hair #since adrien started growing his hair out he's caught rua a few times looking up long hairstyle tutorials 😭😭 #“my love come sit” he'll pat the couch enthusiastically “let me fix your hair” #and when he's done adrien would complement him and ask him where he learned it #rua would puff out his chest proudly and say “learn it? ive always known this” or “my angel i made it up for you” #and adrien lets him get away with it bc it's cute and harmless #rua's love languages are acts of service and physical touch #he's so sick i cant stand him #YOU SEE HOW THEYRE MATCHING LOWKEY!!!!!!! IM GONNA GO CRAZY #postcard: gen3 #queue #i switched a lot of feminine frame hairs to allow for masc frames and many of them worked #save for a bit of clipping around adrien’s back. i think the one he’s wearing now is the worst of it but it’s not too bad to bother me #i still haven’t figured out how to properly convert it in blender so this will have to do #sim: adrien herrera #sim: rua kamealoha

[numberserk]

reminder it’s literally valid to headcanon the algebraliens with any pronouns you want 👍

#literally who gaf what u headcanon for these numbers they’re fictional and harmless hcs are always valid