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mariana-oconnor · 7 months

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#Baldur's Gate 3 #BG3 #Shadowheart #Gale of Waterdeep #The Underdark is Going Well #When I finally managed to get there because the game wouldn't let me fast travel out of the Mountain Pass until I'd had another long rest #Also I keep seeing pictures of Early Access Gale and it freaks me out #Early Access Gale isn't real and he can't hurt me #I find him very upsetting #He is not as friend-shaped #My current mission is actually to find a way to get Astarion's approval up at least a little bit #He's the only companion still in Neutral #I've got 3 exceptional #2 fair #and the vampire still doesn't gaf #I am determined that he will be my friend #whether he likes it or not #He's right on the cusp of fair #I will get him there #Without brutally murdering everyone #I think I misstepped in a couple of conversations where I could have got approval and instead just didn't get anything #I might never get him to exceptional #But I will get him to good at least

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thestuffedalligator · 5 months

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So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, it’s either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid they’ve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or “imaginary friends” are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).

And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they aren’t malevolent, and they aren’t entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe they’re a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they don’t have time to get into it, so they just go “…Yes. I’m your imaginary friend. We haven’t met. How do you do.” And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if you’re a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.

And at some level. That’s what I think Hobbes is.

#imaginary friends #calvin and hobbes #hobbes lives in some kind of level of existence calvin isn’t aware of #but fundamentally calvin doesn’t seem to care #to calvin hobbes is a particularly well spoken and occasionally insufferable friend who happens to be shaped like a tiger #and who he loves to the very bottom of his soul #all of which is true and so hobbes isn’t in a rush to correct him #10k #20k

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bbbbbbbbatman · 4 months

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Superman, trying to befriend Batman: If not friend, why friend shaped?

Literally everyone else, looking at Batman's costume, designed to be menacing and incite fear: He is NOT friend shaped!!

#obviously bruce is friend shaped but he tries to hide it #clark knows though #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #dc #dc comics #superbat #mine

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awetfrog · 12 days

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run club

#my art tag?#de #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #i love drawing hdb hes so friend shaped #friend = late stage alcoholic

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markscherz · 1 month

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Look at this friend I made on my way home the other day! What a glorious creature! So gracile and smooth! Truly a peak being. What a privilege it is to share this time in Earth’s history with creatures like this.

#field herping #Herpetology #nature #wildlife #animals #newt #salamander #Lissotriton #Lissotriton vulgaris #newt newt motherf***ers #friend shaped #this is a bad place for this friend to be #I see freshly dead newts on this path EVERY DAY #hundreds killed per year #so every time I find one I gently move it away #my habit of saying ‘hello friend’ to every animal has been adopted by my two-year-old #and it is magical #he literally says ‘helo fren!’

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suiheisen · 10 months

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“i’m going through something” and it’s the incredible need to impregnate a man

#i have to stop leaving thirst tags on shohei posts and probably traumatising the op. i’m so sorry op #i really am going through it……..#condolences to all the friends who’ve been the victims of my shohei pegging imagines…#why’s he shaped like that???? for me to knock him up etc???#also where are the gifs of him from asg ;_____; he was so flirty……

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luckyjorabbit · 10 months

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Obsessed w Doffy’s sunglasses/googles combo so I had to draw somethin with it but then wani too <3

#Would he wear the sunglasses under em? His shades are such a weird shape I dont think itd be possible! Hrmmm….#He woudlnt take em off around just anyone tho ofc ofc hehe #Dofladile #Dofuwani #donquixote doflamingo #Sir crocodile #One piece #Also obsessed w the idea of them being childhood friends somehow….. so thats kind what this is too. Meeting after years… its so cute T_T #Eye strain #Maybe!? These colors are kinda fucked sorry lol #Digital #procreate #fanart #my art #edit; added screentones

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kkisadorabubble · 5 months

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Friend shaped!!

#fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb #security breach #kks art 2023 #sun fnaf #sundrop #fnaf daycare attendant #he is so friend shaped!

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beanghostprincess · 2 months

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One of the reasons why I like Usopp so much is that out of all the men in the crew, he is the most normal around women.

And by "normal" I mean he does like women. He has shown interest in them a few times and feels attracted to them. But he isn't like Sanji, Franky, or Brook, who are, um, straight-up perverts or extremely dramatic about their love for women. He isn't like Zoro and Luffy, who basically don't show any attraction/interest to women at all.

Usopp is just. Like. He's just a guy. He literally is just an average, normal guy who's best friends and gets along with every woman he meets because he... Treats them... Like people. Like actual human beings! Go king give us the bare minimum!

#he is my beloved #'but he has this scen-' i do not care karen that scene is ONE out of 100000000000 in comparison with the others #and they're always obviously for the joke and not his character #get yourself an usopp you will be happier #he is so friend shaped #also boyfriend shaped #he is so perfect shaped !!!#one piece #usopp

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therealcallmekd · 2 months

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