#He's such a himbo

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Hera: How the hell did you crash the car?!

Ares: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.

Ares: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.

Hera: ...

Apollo, *with a proud smile*: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

#he's such a himbo #ares x apollo #ares #hera #apollo #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes

[darael]

tbt the time I called my boyfriend "loyal" and he thought I meant in the monogamous sense and was all "hun, I'm dating multiple other people"

I, of course, said "yeah, and you're deeply committed to all of them"

To which, naturally, he sputtered and said "shut!"

#he's such a himbo #polyamoury

[thatiranianphantom]

No lie, not the least bit sarcastic, I ADORE KJ Apa interviews. The boy cannot lie to save his life and he's just so unaware. It's so entertaining to read. A small sampling:

He thinks there may be a conclusion. In the series finale. Maybe.

"We're already a pretty sexual show"

Basketball as the boy's pent up sexual energy outlet. KJ, sweetie baby....

HE DIDN'T KNOW THEY WOULD LEAVE THE 50S. He had to be told Roberto said that.

The plotlines are influenced by the fans. Sweetie....

He wants Riverdale to pay homage to Entourage. Sweetie...

#KJ Apa #This is literally not a KJ Apa hate post #If anything it's an appreciation post #He's such a himbo #Also Anon who was sure he was going to confirm Barchie forever #You want to mosey on back into my inbox?

[emilou-keen-gear]

Launchpad: What do you think it means to be a man?

Launchpad: What does it mean to be a man? I'll tell you what it means to be a man. A man is someone who is strong, and does what needs to be done. A man can crash a plane with no casualties and still go bowling afterward. A man puts the toilet seat down without his mommy telling him to do it.

Launchpad: A man can scarf down an entire El Diablo Burrito without crying a single tear, but isn't afraid to shed tears when his goldfish goes to a farm where he can herd sheep all day long.

Launchpad: And a man is not afraid to go out on the night of October 31st, that most dangerous night of the year, and make sure the demons that he summoned so long ago do not molest the good people of Duckburg. A man cleans up his mistakes and keeps a stiff upper lip when--

Scrooge: What is Launchpad talking about?

Dewey: I don't think even Launchpad knows what Launchpad is talking about.

#ducktales 2017 #ducktales #launchpad mcquack #He's such a himbo #I love him so much #Scrooge mcduck #Dewey Duck #What it is to be a man #He totally speaks words of wisdom

[bluwus-art]

Outfit design is my passion :) Bonus: Concert time

#doodly doos #doodles #kaito #vocaloid #vocaloid kaito #rin kagamine #kagamine rin #rin vocaloid #vocaloid comic #comic strip #outfit design #character art #he's such a himbo #i love him lots #concert mode #for that story i wrote a while back #bubble dividers #long post #my art #sketchies #fanart #vocaloid fanart

[neddea]

Happy new year from Simba to everyone seeing this post!! 💜✨ My dog is so invested in any type of screen, it makes for the funniest selfies ever

#not my art #but my dog instead and im more proud of him than anything ive ever done or ever will do 🥺💜 #my bebé #Simba the Himbo #he's such a himbo #you dont understand how dumb and sweet and stubbornly brutish he is #he's obsessed with phones and tv and tablets and consoles and everything that has remotely a screen #happy new year

[belle-pepper-23]

i can't explain it but he gives me gender envy

#chazwick thurman #helluva boss #helluva boss chaz #its chaz time #he's such a himbo #i love him your honor #gender envy #genderfuild #i'm so annoying about him

[ar1h1]

HE'S HOME, THE LITTLE IDIOTIC CRIMINAL IS HOME. GEPARD HAS HIS BOYFRIEND NOW, LETS GOOOOO

#honkai star rail #sampo koski #shampoo #he's home #look at him! #he's such a himbo #kissing his stupid face #mwah mwah

[olivcrquick]

dylan llewellyn vs playing roles where im in love with him

#watching the beyond paradise christmas ep with my parents #he's such a himbo #ol.txt #making me excited for big boys s2

[andromeda3116]

while i don't really think there are any characters i don't like, and i admit to having a huge soft spot for seo "resigned carrier of the one brain cell" yul, dang-gu is easily my favorite character in the whole show

he is such a golden retriever of a person and just. SO clueless like he is SUCH a dumbass i love him your honor

#alchemy of souls #he's such a himbo #also i want his earrings

[savoies]

in the middle of nowhere - kevin fiala

summary: getting stuck in the middle of nowhere as kevin’s car breaks down.

specified pronouns: no?

word count: 291

warnings: a few bad words, one sexual innunedo

a/n: yall remember when kevin’s car broke down and he answered all those questions while eating an ice cream and looking really pretty, this is based on this. also for my abc anon because she got me in my kevin feels.

“That's not supposed to be happening right?” you said as you grabbed onto your boyfriend’s shoulder to grab his attention.

“Wh–.” but before he could answer he saw what you were looking at. “Shit shit shit.” Kevin said as pulled over to the side of the road and turned off the car.

“Kevin, did you check the car before we left? I told you to check the car babe.” you said as you shook your head.

“I did check it!” Kevin said as he looked over at you, as you gave him the death stare. “Ok fine i didn't.” he said, widening his eyes and lifting his hands in defense.

Before getting out of the car and opening the hood, fanning the smoke out of his face. After ten minutes he came back inside the car. “Well I don’t know anything about what's going on there but the tow truck should be here in about two hours.” he told you.

“Kev, two hours! We’re in the middle of nowhere and we have to wait for two hours.” you said.

“I can think of a few ways we can kill some time.” Kevin said as he looked over at you with a smirk on his face.

“No kevin.” you said as you looked a thim.

“Yes Y/N.” he said as he looked over at you.

“Im not going to have sex with you in the middle of fucking i dont know where.” you said as you rolled your eyes at him.

“Well it sure as hell didn't stop you before.” he said, causing you to hit him on the shoulder.

“Come on before I change my mind.” you told him as you moved to the back seat, Kevin having a grin on his face.

.☆☆☆.

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[superfanloveraxl]

A day late but some sketchy birthday pieces for Brawler! Love him alot and he deserves love! 😤 Did these in separate days and you can tell. ^^;

I’m still doing the Halloween pieces but also doing other fanarts and starting Christmas ones so, sorry for the slow uploads, but hope you enjoy these! <:]

He’s my favorite.❤️💕 (Funny enough the detail on his hair is the most time consuming ahsjshdjdjd.)

#akudama drive #akudrive #akudama brawler #akudama drive brawler #my art #funny enough took 3 days lol #I love him so much #he's such a himbo #they're sketchy because clean line art would have killed me and also always wanted to try sketchy and messy line art #Also like how the muscles came out ngl #love drawing his hair too it's fun and love putting it in a ponytail #maybe I can upload sketches if you guys are okay with that #because I have alot of art but they're not clean aklshdlkdhal

[foundgirlpigeon]

Zoro really puts the dummy in dummy thicc

#He's such a himbo #I need him so bad #zoro #roronoa zoro #One piece #Not sure if this has been done already

[jellyinmybelly]

the local babysitter who hates being the babysitter, with his hands folded and about to say something v stupid with a lot of confidence has got to be one of my favourite genders.

#he's such a himbo #steve you're an icon #steve harrington #always the babysitter #always the goddamn babysitter #stranger things #new gender

[acornpirate]

Ok, whenever I think about Zoro and his missing eye i imagine him opening it during the final battle and saying something like "I have trained all these years with only one eye to become stronger" because that's the kind of weirdo he is.

#roronoa zoro #he's such a himbo #one piece #is this a shitpost? #only weaklings need depth perception #my headcanons

[reddus-sideblog]

>watch first episode of Tenchi Muyo with my beloved >first episode is at an end >we talk about it >he asks “so wait was she the mummy thing in the cave??”

why is he like this

#he's such a himbo