#I INSIST

[gunpowdercarousel]

I DEMAND that you get a debuff from having sex with Lae'zel the first time.

"Ravished: -1 to Strength, Dexterity, and Charisma. Everything hurts, but in a good way."

#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 memes #lae'zel #shadowzel #okay it doesn't need to be that EXACTLY but come on #you should get a debuff of some kind #i insist

[alex106]

Little really MESSY and kinda bad doodle of Clef from this article

(You should read it NOW!!! HAS COOL ART, A BEAUTIFUL WAY TO WRITE, COOL CONCEPT AND EXECUTION AND I LOVE IT)

the design of this Clef is from @nekofaust (sorry if you don't like mentions)

#agent ukulele #dr alto clef #bad doodles #I didn't find colors #scp 8000 #dr Clef #trans Clef is real #Eastward of Eden #is really good you should read it #I insist #READ IT #scp doodle #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp

[grtmnick]

I must insist, ☝️ is the cannon SwanQueen height difference!

#my memory of cannon #emma swan is a big buff beefcake #regina mills is a bottom #ouat cannon #i insist #swanqueen #swan queen #emma x regina #emma swan x regina mills #regina mills #emma swan #ouat #once upon a time

[littlelovelore]

the fact that this is the way he's eyeing durge while they're asleep...

#have at me #pls #i insist #i wouldn't want u to be hungry #astarion #astarion brainrot #astarion simp #astarion ancunin #astarion romance #astarion origin #astarion bg3 #bg3 #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate 3 #littlelovelore #bg3 virtual photography #virtual photography #astarion screenshots #astarion posting #bg3 astarion #bg3 simp #astarion wallpaper #bg3 screenshots #game photography #astarion baldurs gate #baldurs gate astarion #astarion baldur's gate 3 #the pale elf #bg3 companions #bg3 romance

[quotidianish]

Meaningless wurtle Drabble

Turtle wasn’t prideful by any means, he hardly thought about things like “loyalty to his tribe,” despite being a prince, or maybe because he was one of thirty. Winter made it clear he was never afforded that comfort of mind. “You don’t act like a prince.” Winter had crudely stated. They were stationed just east of Sanctuary, doing chores for the local doctor.

Neither of us are, not now, thought Turtle, knees deep in mud, struggling to reach for a hanging bucket in the middle of a well. Winter wasn’t exactly looking any more dignified, wrestling carrots out of the ground a few meters away.

“You told me that before.” He made a grab for the bucket and pulled it towards himself. Turtle knew better than to think Winter was being hostile at that point, otherwise he would’ve been shouting. This is just how he talks.

Winter yanked at a patch of leaves, blinking as dirt spewed in his face.

The doctor, a herbalist, offered them a spare room to stay in for the night. The rug on the floor barely had space for two, so they lay awkwardly, haphazardly piling on top of eachother. Crickets outside drowned out Turtle’s thoughts. “Hey,” he whispered, after thoughtless deliberation. “Are you asleep yet?”

“Maybe I would be if you weren’t so warm.”

Turtle expected him to use a different adjective, one he could be sorry for. On a summer's day it felt good having a cold blanket draped groggily over him. He sighed and furrowed his head into one of the rug’s creases, Winter’s glittering tail softly lashing back and forth in front of him, eventually lulled to sleep by its slow clattering.

#I CANNOT write fanfiction. I don’t go there (words of a bad writer) #they the type of homies to say as little as possible to eachother if they can #mutual understanding #wings of fire #it was originally gonna be longer but I cut this part out of the larger story #WoF #art #WoF fanart #wings of fire fanart #artwork #wof turtle #wof winter #wurtle #I insist #Quotidianish

[plattypie-humano]

Imagine Skull saying that one line that Harley Quinn said to the joker (to Lucy)

“My heart scares you, and a g*n doesn’t?”

But instead of g*n it’s other ghosts, since she’s willing to listen to other visitors (to see if there’s a point to throwing them in the furnace) but she wouldn’t let him out of the jar.

#have a little look into my brain #I insist #lucy carlyle #the skull #skull in the jar #lockwood and co #lockwood & co #angst prompt

[fistfuloflightning]

Yours Mine and Ours: Zhancheng Edition. During the time skip Lan Wangji takes in the younger demonic cultivators Jiang Cheng hunts down by convincing him they can be cleansed in Cloud Recesses, unintentionally adopting them all alongside Lan Yuan. Fastforward a few years and due to [insert reason for political marriage/marriage of convenience here], Lan Wangji moves to Lotus Pier and brings the half dozen former demonic cultivators he’s adopted, much to the Yunmeng Jiang disciples’ horrified confusion and Jiang Cheng’s rising blood pressure. Chaos ensues.

#another plot bunny #save me #fic ideas #mdzs #zhancheng #lan wangji #jiang cheng #anyone can take this #please #i insist

[solo-una-piba]

It's even funnier because not even Haytham is American. He's British. Born in London

Exactly! Even Haytham had his nationality changed lol

#I insist #they only focused on the fights?! #Connor is a Kanien'kehá:ka assassin #And some used colonizing arguments #ratonhnhaké:ton #assassin's creed #connor kenway

[findusinaweek]

at 1:12 you can see  Melissanthi Mahut in mocap voicing Deimos and I laughed way too hard at the absurdity of it until I realized that the next clip of her mocap is literally spearing through Brasidas’ head. Pls send help. In interviews they (Melissanthi and Michael) feel very sibling-like.

#Michael Antonakos did the mocap for Brasidas #i feel weird about that #well good morning #or good night #have some emotional damage #on the house #i insist #melissanthi mahut #michael antonakos #alexios #kassandra #brasidas #ac odyssey #you can see the little spartan braid and I catch myself wondering how they animated that quite often #I know now #I don't know if I like this information #Michael makes his family proud by being a himbo #I love him but Melissanthi brings a depth I admire #darling I'm telling you I belong to the Queue

[wanderingmind867]

Controversial opinion perhaps (but I'm already anti chris claremont's x-men, so I've probably already burned bridges), but I think the Phoenix saga makes 0 sense. And I have a proposal (I legitimately would like to see a story about this now): reverse Lorna Dane and Jean Grey for the phoenix saga.

Lorna Dane makes more sense as the one who gets godlike power. Her original saga in X-Men #49-52 (or so) had people treating her like she was all powerful for bit. Also, if Lorna and Jean swap, what changes? We can still get lilandra and the sh'iar. We can get Corsair and the starjammers because of Havok. We can even have grief if it's Alex that has to move on instead of Scott. Really, there's no reason not to explore this. And I hope you see what I'm trying to get at here.

#reposting one more time #i insist this would be the more compelling story #i insist #x men #xmen #the x men #marvel #marvel comics #marvel universe #my ideas #story ideas #jean grey #marvel girl #lorna dane #polaris #scott summers #cyclops #alex summers #havok #anti chris claremont #chris claremont critical #phoenix saga #dark phoenix #autism #asd #x men comics #x men ideas

[dweamcito]

ok this is nunki time to be a little discourse pilled NO HATE TO THIS ANON but i rlly think. it would be awesome if we think about stuff a little more 😅

as a tldr, because i understand if you don’t want to read the whole thing: this video should not be supported because it was done in bad faith. we do not need anyone on dream’s side because they dislike q, in the same way q looks very bad as half of his supporters in the english side are just drantis. 

so. the thing

ok my friends and other people dallas is a very fucked up person. as sapybara thankfully put in well understandable words (very different from my panic-induced response), dalas is simply not a trustable person. to put it lightly, aside from the points sapybara makes, dallas is a man that first and foremost wants controversy and the subsequent attention it brings, and doesn’t care how much fucked up shit he has to do or support to get it. his involvement with the dream and q situation is first and foremost because in the hispanic side, q is seen on a particular way, as dream is (i think a good example of this is elrubius being good collaborator with q and going full fan on dream). my point is that dalas smelled blood. in the list of dalas related acusations, he was accused of abuse and mistreatment (abusing of fans at a con), of mistreatment of his pet, of also abusing and harassing his ex, with also sending his fans after her due to the dog … that he was accused of mistreating. As these were all legal matters, you’d think he wouldn’t turn them into content… but he did. Multiple times

there’s. at least 29 videos of which only 3 are not done by him. Um. 

anyway there are a lotta reasons to dislike the guy that's what i mean but rn he is so fucking irrelevant is a little funny but he still has a consistent viewer count of people that enjoy this type of drama content, i find it of poor taste WHATEVERRR point is he lives to leech off drama this is the point. also he doesn’t like q, and that matters too, because this isn’t a thing about him being sympathetic of dream, is about disliking q. whichhhhh brings me to the second point a little idk TRANSITION IS WHATEVER THIS IS ALREADY A MESS 

 elrichmc is an okayish youtuber who in the middle of the speedrun controversy badmouthed dream DREAM FORGETS BUT I DONT!!!! there’s a lot of things lost in translation when we see videos from other languages, a lot of context and info missed by the fact english spaces usually don’t manage other languages, etc etc and that’s FINE but i seriously need people to start either looking for info themselves or ask a person that speaks that language before promoting something made in other spaces. this is similar to people being excited about vegetta777 and foolish before realizing vegetta was a very spaniard person lolol 

the thing i want people to know now is to please look around or ask and pray this doesn’t breach contentment. it is Not good that this dude is on our side AND WE ARE NOOOOT DREAM STANS BEFORE DECENT PEOPLE. we are not and we should not ignore a person's missgivings because they talk good of dream and THIS PERSON despite the video being "good" (because, and i have no shame to admit it, dalas is an excellent investigator. doens't mean he's not a piece of shit.) because this is just not good PR. good PR is normal people being neutral. good PR

ok that's it bye

#dreams_world_domination #i insist #no hate to anon #just babes... think

[vintageshits]

have you ever been humiliated so badly, so miserably, by your former school mates at a farewell reunion for the most influential of them all, you came up with a full plan to take revenge on him and “demand a satisfaction”, but all you end up doing is…tumbling like a sack on the sledge you spent the money you shamelessly asked to one of the lads that humiliated you???

no?

well, underground man has…

#russian literature #fyodor dostoevsky #literature #classic #notes from underground #underground man #this lad is so Raskolnikov coded #omg RaskolniCODED #I insist #underground man is Raskolnikov if he hadn’t done THE THING #notes from the underground is just a Crime and Punishment fanfic Dosto wrote if we wanted to see Rodya as a bitter 40 something lad

[grtmnick]

☝️See☝️ I told you!

More evidence of the cannon SwanQueen height difference, I swear!

#I speak only truth #my memory of cannon #emma swan is a big buff beefcake #regina is a bottom #ouat cannon #i insist #swanqueen #swan queen #swen #emma x regina #emma swan x regina mills #emma swan #regina mills #ouat #once upon a time

[hanasnx]

new header image AND new inbox prompt? lemme suck ur dick

you noticed such subtle and small details?? lemme suck YOUR dick

#no no allow me #i insist #indy shoots the shit #thanks for the msg!! #anon

[r-moonie]

just remembered that one event when kaeya was buying a ton of food for a fatui meeting... im connecting the dots.

#genshin impact #kaeya alberich #i INSIST #pierro has to be related to him i am in tears and begging on my KNEES

[julietas-basil]

I imagine Royal!Pepa having the reader in her quarters or her room at all times so you’re always there when she wants it yk and like i imagine one day Pepa comes into her quarters earlier than normal and sees the reader taking a nap on her bed while wearing one of Pepa’s expensive robes and nothing else underneath and just goes 👀👀👀👀 and decides to fuck the reader while she’s asleep (of course with consent beforehand since thats VERY important!) and while Pepa fucks the reader who eventually wakes up from the pleasure and stuff, Pepa would tangle her hand into the reader’s hair and tug so that her neck’s exposed and starts nipping and sucking on her neck while fucking her 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

*sighs in dreaming*

NSFW fellas

Ps: for the pepa simps 👀

Royal!pepa x maid!reader

« 𝒯𝒾𝓂𝒾𝒹 𝒫𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑒 »

Pepa scoffed in annoyance,one of her hands on her neck massaging off the tiredness that came within the day. Thankfully the dress was easy to remove,otherwise she'd lazily sleep in It and have her mother yell at her again for not being properly like Julieta. And no It wasn't her sister they've had this talk before,it was just their madre...

A sigh groan in her throat before pressing on of her bedroom doors open. The long feeling of pain and irritation switched off upon seeing your sleeping frame tangled in the sheets. You were wearing her rose robe,that you knew hugged her hips perfectly! Pepa bit her lips in mischief as she glanced at your naked bottom,it seemed that you had gotten rid off the restricting underwear,a light bush of hair decorating nicely your slick lips.

Guided by the smell of arousal,Pepa crossed the room determined and boldly,her knees carefully digging into the mattress. Her breath hitched upon untying 'your' robe, her eyes glanced to a certain place...your breasts. The tall redhead leaned gradually over the soft areola blowing hot exhales. You moved in your sleep mumbling something foreign under your breath, at the time you stopped a pair of lips locked withing the softness of your skin,the tip of her tongue massaging the -now- erected nipple in circles

"Mh!"

Your moan filled the silence that lulled you before to sleep,your hand automatically reaching for the pillow you were resting your head on. Pepa grinned devilishly at the reaction,she was proud she could make you loose yourself in seconds even if you were sleeping. The older woman sucked once more the reddened numb and placed a kiss in between your mounts and then continued with your other breast sharing the same treatment. Your back arched in pleasure pushing your chest further into Pépa's mouth,your lips parted silently.

"Ay,Linda you can't ever get enough..."

The redhead whispered carefully so as not wake you up from your sleep -as if the wasn't her plan- tracing petite,hot red kisses along your stomach. One by one, she reached your belly removing the silk fabric that covered your abdomen. A freckled hand reached under your straightened thigh ,spreading your legs wider,applying more space for her to make love to you. You rolled your hips,your body craving for Pepa's warm touch-

"Stubborn and helpless as always Chiquita..."

The growl that came within the sentence made the taller woman more vulnerable along with the most exotic view acting out In front of her...she brought her lips close enough to your clitoris,her thumbs spreading your lower lips,to earn farther access to your wetness. Without much thinking,the irresistible princess dived her head to your warmth,sucking in your numb.

"Pépita..."

You whined in your sleep,perhaps on your 100th dream your brain too caught up by your lovers intimate actions. Two creamy skinned hands trailed on your breasts,squeezing the pair slightly,your nipples caught between long digits. Pepa worked her tongue wisely around your bundle of nerves,suckling the erected rosy numb between her rose red lips

"Su Alteza!"

You suddenly gasped at the shuddering feeling and opened your eyes wide to glance at the woman situated amid your inner thighs,making wonders with her mouth. Your features instantly altered in form,allowing the sensations run freely in your body. You felt dizzy from the red heads undivided attention,drunk up in the sight that could absorb even your whole being...

Pepa stopped just a moment to grasp your hair between her fists,creating enough room to bite onto your collar, easing out the burn with a kiss. You whined at the small amount of pain it caused you,but you couldn't care less; That'd leave a mark

'How scandalous'

" Hermosa Mucho... "

"¡Ay!"

the not so old redhead kissed her way back to your sensitive parts,cutting off your malicious thinking...You didn't know if any other maid had to share this moment with you,as you were informed about Princess Pépa's affairs and tendency to look around for girls. One things was that she made you feel special amongst any other,yet you couldn't share that with any of the woman servants that were taking care of the Madrigals. Pépa was your pequeño secreto pecaminoso (little sinful secret)

You welped in ecstasy as Pepa's couple of fingertips joined in your warmth,rubbing your walls in a fastened rhythm. Your own hands now found their way to your lovers beautifully placed curls,digging your nails to her scalp. Just this time your stares locked,sending shivers down your spine. It was incredible how her eyes burned with desire,that threatened to absorb you in it as well...

"Y-Your highness,I'm close-"

You let a moan escape your throat,as your head fell back,the waves of pleasure now overtaking your body.

"You are Devine Cariñosa. So delectable yet so distant from me..."

The woman in her early 30s responded,parting from your center to inhale some of your sweet scent

"I've seen you (y/n), I've heard you (y/n) late night in your room hidden from everyone,screaming my name with your hand between your legs..."

She proceeded thrusting her fingertips in your wetness

"You think I don't know how you look at me,when I get wrapped up in conversations with useless suitors?"

The redhead determined to sent you to another world,she leaned in to firmly entrap her lips around your numb. She suckled on the organ messily, the most lewd of sounds filling the atmosphere.You assisted your redhead lover by rolling your abdomen towards her thirsty lips enjoying the warming sensation spreading on your belly like hurricane. Your breathing changed,it became more quick,uneven to Pépa's distracting ministrations. For a moment your heard your heart beat increase rapidly,thundering louder than before;And then it came,your body turned to rigid for a few seconds-

"¡PRINCESSA!"

An earth stuttering orgasm ruled over your form as Pépa's tongue brushed repeatedly on your sensitive bud,your salty juices flooding her mouth as you rode through your orgasm,squirming and shuddering moans echoing in the room. Before,you could earn back your normal state,a well palm pressed firmly on your chin,accompanied by a passionate kiss. You couldn't help but moan again,tasting yourself in her tongue...

"Suck them clean."

Pepa pressed two slick fingers between your dry lips. You didn't say anything,you complied,taking every last bit of your remains in your mouth. You drew up your hand to cup her cheek,stroking the skin with your thumb

"Let me help you out of this dress my lady-"

The tall woman just cut her off by moving a finger to your lips. Silencing your speech

"Rest Amor...tomorrow there's gonna be a hard day for you."

She smiled taking in your beauty then dragging the cold sheets over your nude frame. Your closed your eyes with a grin on your face,appreciating her lovely gesture. The fact that she refused to aproove of you sharing any affectionate moment with her tonight was something you could only see in your dreams and to even allow you sleep in her bed left you content but waiting for more of her touch...

The doubts kept showering in your mind,only to pause abruptly when the door clicked close. Pepa smiled at your sleeping body. This moment will stay in her head forever she just hopes there won't be any undeniable regrets on her way. Because,she loved you,from the moment she laid her emerald eyes on you... Today she ran out of excuses,she had to let you know and intended on that.

Then Noone would get in her way not even her own mother...

#pepa madrigal #so oof #encanto #royal!madrigals #royal!pepa #royal au #the madrigals #encanto fic #PEPA MIGHT BE FIREY #but she is very caring #FOR THE PEPA SIMPS #here you go #it took me a month for what???? #yeah idk #BUT HERE TAKE IT #i insist #anon ask