What do i even? I heard him speak german ONCE. And now he's calling me mein hase 😔
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König's got you as his neighbor- sweet, comely thing.
He'll pull the 'not much english' card because he uses it as an excuse for you to translate stuff for him, cuz he likes to stand behind you, looming, and smell your hair.
And what's worse, he'll ask you to translate interior decor magazines- and you'll comment on things that you think look nice, how you'd buy that for yourself if you could. His sharp eyes will take in every single thing you pointed at, and purchase them.
König wants everything to be to your liking for when you inevitably move in with him.
And he'll pretend to be sad with you when the guy that you were casually dating ghosts you. He'll ask if you'd like a cuppa back at his place, and you can tell him all about it.
König is an damn good at what he does, he's an expert- so when the police eventually find your casual date's body bloated and washed up on a beach, his death is marked accidental. A drowning.
He'll use your state of shock to his advantage- pulls you in for a hug, asks if you'd like a drink to calm the nerves. But the drink turns into drinks. And then it turns into him stretching your tight cunt with his overly endowed cock, until he's bottomed out. But König is especially kind to you. He'll give you time to accommodate, time to let the burning and stinging turn into a dull ache. He'll murmur delicious praise into your ear, how snug you feel around him, how you're a dream come true, an angel sent from above.
And you're too tipsy to realize he's said all of this in plain english.
I saw someone complain that Steve has no lore and that he's in stranger things mostly as comic relief despite having so much trauma that never gets addressed and I immediately took offense to these because heyyy!!! what about his nightmares?? the migraines??? he can't swim in his pool because of Barb!!! and no lore??? he's our bisexual himbo abandoned by his parents, terrible dad, who's trying to figure out what he wants to do with his life while working on his personal issues! he has so many layers!!!
... then I realized we all collectively did that, nothing I thought about was canon 🧍♂️
cut off some doodles from old kinito expression practice,,, i always forget that sam's a sea anemone and probably has clownfish hiding in his tentacles all the time
Are you kidding me.... ARE YOU GODDAMN KIDDING ME!????
You are telling me to abandon the ship i've been shipping for 10+ yrs, that the fandom has been shipping for 20+ yrs?????
I am sorry but, that's just insane. How could you do that to us??? It hasn't even been 2 weeks since Kaishin day and you drop that on us Gosho?????
How could you make kaishin, cousins just to justify their similar looks (and other similarities).....
Yes, I'll forever believe this was the reason why he gave us a cousin reveal (after 20+ yrs!!).... and also cuz kaishin was taking over his canon couple,,, no matter what other reason might be there or what he may give.
You wanted them to be cousins from the beginning? Then why the hell did you wait for over 20 yrs to reveal that??? Yeah no, I am not believing in any of the reasons Gosho gives for "revealing" them as cousins after over two decades.
Canon can go into the trash can and fuck itself (and f u too Gosho).
If they were going to be cousins from the beginning, they should have never given us the kaishin food for all these yrs. Neither in the manga, nor in the movies.
All that poetry Shinichi spouts everytime he is describing Kaito? That one time Shinichi held his dick? Those kissing noises in M 3? That trust they show in each other M 8 (and that train arc??)?? And I can go on and on and on about all the times they added flame to the fire and made kaishin shippers grow into what it is today.
And then suddenly they drop "cousins" on us
And you want me to accept that?? Yeah, no. Not gonna happen.
Kaishin has helped me cope with so many things, I am not gonna drop it, I am not accepting this canon.
If people want to, they are free to do so. If they want to purge their kaishin fanworks, you can do that (tho it would be incredibly sad to loose the fanworks. This fandom has some of the best fics and fanworks i've come across), if you want to leave the ship, you can do that too (which, again, would be very sad, cuz I've met some of the nicest people in this fandom, and it's one of the few fandom ship spaces that is not so tixic... as compared to many other fandom ship groups)
And that's all from me for now over this reveal. I just had to get this out of the system y'know? This reveal sucks. They are giving kaishin akai/akemi treatment, dammit.
I’m a SUCKER for the silly first kisses in photo-booths :( <33 I thought lil snapshots of the scene would be cute, showing their reactions n whatnot, theyre in love or whatever I get it guys🙄🙄
I want to pry mikes brain open why does he keep staring at wills lips I need ANSWERS!! I liked the idea of him being so mesmerised he just acts without thinking and will is like :O :D!!
(also this is my first tumblr post yippee :)) hello everyone)