#I have been drinking

[glutenfree-rootbeer]

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#me #hello #i have been drinking #and smoking #girls who smoke weed #420 friendly #stoner girls #bisexual #lgbtq+ #curvy girls

[moonwreathe]

Jellal is an honorary lesbian and I will not be taking questions at this time

#I have been drinking #jellal fernandes #fairy tail posting in 2023 #I love being LOUD and WRONG!! #he really understands loving woman with sword from a distance

[doggirlchewtoy]

I wanna smooch

#i have been drinking #it speaks

[sparkymalone]

Hello I am three drinks in and want to see what type of nonsense I write now. Please ignore this post.

Fuyuhiko watched the kettle, arms crossed. The damned thing was taking forever to boil, and he could feel his ire rising. His thoughts flickered briefly to the old adage "a watched pot never boils," but he heard the words in Peko's voice and quickly pushed them out of his mind.

He glanced out the window at the clear night sky. It had to be past midnight at this point, but he didn't feel any closer to sleep. That was probably why he was here, in the kitchen of the restaurant, boiling water rather than laying in bed.

If he couldn't get to sleep, at least he could have a nice cup of cocoa.

Fuyuhiko sighed, leaning against the counter. If this fucking water would just boil-

The lights flicked on and he turned to look at the doorway. Hajime was looking at him in surprise.

"Oh, sorry," Hajime apologized. "I didn't expect anyone else to be here."

Fuyuhiko shrugged, glancing back at the kettle. "Couldn't sleep," he replied simply.

The other boy just nodded. "Ah." He walked into the kitchen, but paused on his way to the refrigerator. "...Why were you in the dark?"

Glaring at him, the blonde shrugged again. "Because it's the middle of the night, asshole. I didn't want any bright lights."

Hajime's eyebrows raised. "Sorry, uh... Do you want me to turn it back off?"

"Too late now," Fuyuhiko grumbled. He turned his attention back to the kettle, trying not to notice as Hajime continued looking at him. After a moment, though, he spun to face the other boy. "What?!" he snapped.

Jerking back reflexively, Hajime held his hands up. "Nothing!" His eyes flicked to the kettle. "...What are you making?"

Fuyuhiko furrowed his brow. "Why do you care?" he asked defensively.

IDK where I'm going with this but I'll continue it in the morning lolllllll

#fanfiction #kuzuhina #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #hajime hinata #danganronpa #sdr2 #i have been drinking #and I don't know how I thought this would go #sparky writes

[dadzasdepressedcrow]

QSMP PHIL IS A DILF

no i will not elaborate

#dilfza #quackity smp #qsmp philza #i have been drinking #shitpost #dadza if u see this im only slightly sorry

[saltedbreadstick]

donald duck in kingdom hearts is the healthcare system this country needs

#kingdom hearts #donald duck #funnies #shitpost #i have been drinking #kingdom hearts donald #donald #what am i saying

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

In my opinion, the best possible combination of genres for a person is "the guy who made Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, the guy who makes postmodern art that is sort of about Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and the guy who makes a lot of weird porn"

#i have been drinking

[horatio-fig]

People I wanna see show up to help Obi-Wan Kenobi

Hera and Kanan

Clone force 99

The Mantis Crew

The Martez Sisters

#i love them your honor #Martez sisters appreciation post #I love them all #i also love new characters #obi wan kenobi #rafa martez #trace martez #Although Hera and Kanan could explain how Kanan knew what an inquisitor was #I have been drinking

[daenerysstormreborn]

Secret sharing time. This is the only place left on the internet that I feel safe like actually safe because I have a stalker. He even found my Reddit account. I don’t know how. It’s a unique username I have never used anywhere else. My name isn’t affiliated with it. It is not an active or popular account. But he found it. I haven’t been in contact with him for almost 6 months and he is STILL putting in an alarming amount of effort to try to find me. I’ve mostly abandoned my main blog because he theoretically could find it. But this blog is safe. It is mine

#I have been drinking #I actually drink every Friday basically but I am waiting for an event now #and normally I am drinking AT the function

[potatoknitsmysteriouscoinkidink]

drinking makes the numbers go away but the ringing louder

#I have been drinking #either option is equally good and bad

[goldheartart19]

Desantis: If you work hard and save up your money you too can harass a billion dollar company for saying trans people are allowed to exist.

#text post #i'm watching the republican debate and drinking #sorry not sorry #maybe delete later #i have been drinking #it's funny to me! #fuck desantis

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

SUNNY YOUR HAIR IS SO CUUUUTE IT SUITS YOU SO WELL <333 -rosie

Rosie i love you so fucking much you mean the world to me

#ask #i have been drinking

[emilythenormal]

To the butch on the Skytrain wearing a DBZ Fusion shirt and red basketball(?) shorts with bleached hair and a bandana headband:

I'm sorry I was too shy to approach you so please hmu

#what's that newspaper column where people spot a hottie and want to find them #seeking arrangement #fem4butch #lmao #i have been drinking

[attyattlaw]

emotional support killer

#im art blocking but i need to draw killer to feel better #the trick is just to frame and compose it to not have to draw things you cant draw properly #(wink wink finger guns) #op killer #massacre soldier killer #one piece #forgive the more than usual messiness ive been drinking vitamin C

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#sherlock #it might be the cough medicine but I'm really feeling the bbc sherlock wedding episode today #a good feeling ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ #like finding an old block of cheese in the back of the fridge you forgot about and its gotten super hard and chewy #i currently have half a block of gouda curating in the vegetable cupboard #waiting #how are you doing friends!! C: #I'm good! I still have the cough but I also got a new scarf #I'm still thinking about buying window colors as well but I am waiting if that is also just because of the cough medicine #I can't believe it's already been a year since I have moved! last year I was doing everything here for the first time #and now everything is happening for a second time! that year was both very long and also happened very fast #our floor in the “office” my father wanted to install still is not completly done but he threw up last time he tried #he did not threw up because of the floor but because every time he does a home renovation project he drinks 3 liters of Cherry Coca Cola #we are trying to not make him drink 3 liters of Cherry Coca Cola but he doesn't want anyone else to finish the floor I think so we just do #not mention the hole in the floor #have a nice autumn day friends!! I hope you're doing well! ( ´͈ ◡ `͈ ) #♥

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023

#apollo don't fucking touch this one #serious post #not a shitpost #hope i forget about this post and have no reason to ever look back on it one day #fyi i'm aware that access to potable water is already a major issue in parts of the U.S. yes i know flint michigan exists #i'm saying that this issue is going to GROW unless local & federal governments work together to fix it. #so it's a matter of if we trust them to fix it. And well--do you? #what are the chances the government just denies there's a problem until the water actually turns brown #at which point it's already been common knowledge for years and people have just become resigned and that's our new normal #i'm mean come on. how many of us already believe that we're being exposed to dangerous pollutants we don't know about and can't avoid #like that's pretty much just part of being a modern consumer. accepting that companies will happily endanger your life for a few pennies #and the most you'll get is like a $50 gift card as part of a class action rebate 20 years down the line #probably the history books will look back on Flint as a warning and a harbinger that went ignored #luxury condos will advertise their built-in top-of-the-line filtration systems--live here and you can drink water straight from your tap! #watch the elite professional class putting $700 dyson water filtration systems on their wedding registry #while the rest of us figure out how to fit water delivery into our grocery budget while putting 90% of our paycheck towards rent #also eggs are $15