#I mean don't get me wrong I am pretty much just as excited for IC Hen

[neverevan]

don't know if any of you can relate but this is where I'm at right now

#I mean don't get me wrong I am pretty much just as excited for IC Hen #but I want my divorce era and will not stop thinking about it now for the next 6 weeks #buddie #911 #my stuff #911 abc

[sanemisstalker]

Some Douma nsfw about his boobs- because I dumped my boyfriend and then shaved off my brows and idk how to feel about it yet.

Update: not feeling too hot, but you know who is? Douma.

CW/ fem reader with afab genitalia/ Douma is a gaslighter, and a whiny bitch / dub-con (recieving and commiting) / Sadomasochism / Gore (you get Douma so excited he accidentally breaks his own haw.)

- Douma isn't a very... giving lover. It's always take take take with him, but he always disguises it as giving, so it's very hard to notice-

-the problem only occurred to you when you realized just how unwilling he was to let you touch him. It was the fifth time in a row that you'd reached over just to give him a little shoulder rub, and after multiple careful shrugs and evasion, Douma simply turned and smiled.

-'You're not allowed to do that.' His face was all smiles, per usual, but the words were icy.

-'why not?'

-'I don't want you to.'

-'You do things I don't want all the time.' Douma squinted, smile still intact. 'What's wrong with me wanting to make you feel good?'

-'Am I not good enough at making you feel good? Why are you trying to self satisfy?' He'd taunt.

-'You know that's not what I mean.' You'd snap. 'I want to please you... You're always giving me head and fingering me and- you just won't let me do anything back. I don't feel like I'm giving you enough... sexually.'

-'You give me plenty sexually.' Douma assured. It wasn't a lie, but Douma understood perfectly that you didn't quite grasp just what he was getting out of those situations.

-You were an awfully pretty crier, but Douma wasn't going to let you know that. He didn't need you to know that, because you were very stubborn, and probably wouldn't take that as you should-

-Point being, Douma lived and breathed to humiliate you. Even if you were cumming time and time again, Douma was getting off on the disgusted, envious looks of his subjects as they'd been more or less forced to watch you cream on his fingers.

- He only liked to eat you out when he knew he could bite at your clit, and grip the muscles around your upper thigh so hard that you'd be all but paralyzed for the days to come- letting him have his way with you time and time again-

-blatantly speaking, Douma's an exhibitionist, and a voyeur. After all is said and done, and the night has crawled upon you, he's likely jerking off in bed thinking about the events of the day-

-because Douma's sensitive, but you don't need to know all that. You don't need to see how every orgasm shatters him. Or how he just has to put a couple of fingers in his mouth, tugging down on his jaw so he cam fight back the screams that would out him as a complete masochist-

-'Where's this sudden interest in me coming from, hm?' Douma would pry, trying to lead off the conversation, but his hm began to drag on as your hand latched around the rim of his shirt.

-Douma reached down to grab your wrist, but you lunged, shocking him slightly. You burrowed under his shirt. Douma could only look down at you, perplexed and somewhat annoyed- You were stretching his shirt-

-Douma's eyes snapped open as he felt your thumb land on his left nipple.

-'Y/N?' He'd laugh, but without any of the things that made a laugh warm and... goodwilled. 'You're on very thin ic-'

-His words dropped in his throat as you barely began to graze his nipple with the pad of your thumb- barely. The light stimulation, much to Douma's chagrin, rushed right down to his cock-

-You hummed as you felt it twitch through his pants, and up against your stomach.

-Douma would pull up his collar, peering down at you. You'd look up at him with pleading eyes, and all too gentle thumbs. Douma would drop his collar, and let his head lul back, annoyed at your little scene you seemed so desperate to make.

-Douma's heart dropped as he felt something slightly wet graze his nipple, before latching on and delivering the smallest, most hard-on-inducing lick, and then moving back.

-Douma slid a hand over his mouth as covertly as he could. His claws all but pierced his jaw in an attempt the keep it shut. His lashes fluttered as the cold hit his wet nipple, driving it to a hard bud beneath your leering eyes.

-With his reprimands dying down, and his cock rising up, you toyed with Douma's chest rather cruelly. You'd swirl your fingers in a circle around the areola, and then wait before harshly attacking the nipple. You'd feel Douma's body tense up in anticipation each time, awaiting the assault.

-Douma was going to collapse. You'd drive his nerves insane, and then leave them be- His dick ached beneath you, presumably swelling so bad it'd formed a wet patch in his pants that would be humiliating to have cleaned-

-and then he felt a harsh nip. Pain and then relief shot through his body, and Douma's fingers broke through his jaw. Puncturing through the skin and snapping through the bone and the tooth, Douma choked down a moan. The crack was deafening, and your head shot up, but a moment of weakness forced Douma to open his mouth.

-'Don't- Back. Go back.' He'd slur past his own fingers. His other hand would gracefully find your head, nudging you back down, and you'd oblige with glee, wrapping your lips around the bud and delivering the most mind numbing sensation Douma had ever experienced.

-'You're shaking.' You'd say in between breathes. 'Do you feel good?' Douma wanted to take off your head then and there, what a needlessly humiliating question-

-You pinched his nipple between your two fingers, tugging. Douma flinched. His body begged him to play along- to your whims. Anything for more of your abuse.

-'It-It feels fine.' He'd struggle to stabilize his voice... and to keep his orgasm at bay. Your skill was mind numbing- He could feel his climax ebbing-

-When you pulled away entirely.

-Douma looked at you like you'd shot his dog, if he could even care for a dog. You hadn't seen his fingers in his jaw, but you saw the after math, blood running thick down his neck and lips-

-'Guess I'll stop. I'm sorry I wasn't any good.' You went to go sit back down, Douma's eyes wide. It was an unusual expression, almost creepy in a way.

-'Are you serious?' Douma laughed, though this one had more life... more desperation.

-'Yes?'

-it was a beautiful look to finally see Douma pained- longing- in desperate need of relief he just wasn't going to get-

-His eyes darted around in question, back slumping as his dick sat up with the most ease He'd ever experienced...

-You smiled kindly as Douma raised up with shirt. It caught at his collar bone, scrunched up just beneath his neck. He bore his chest to you, nipples pink, puffy, and very irritated.

-Christ, you were gonna cum. You were going to fucking cum- he looked pathetic. The power surge that ripped through your body at the sight of him all but verbally begging was intoxicating.

-Christ.

-'It felt good, continue?' He was trying his damndest to keep even a semblance of control, but that look in your eye told him He'd have you work much harder-

-'It felt really good.' Douma slowly spread his legs, displaying just how hard He'd really gotten- His cock was straining through his pants. 'Keep going- I need to cum.'

-The word you wanted was 'please' but the sight of him struggling not to touch his own chest, fingers fluttering around the rim of his shirt, drove you back to his boobs with no hesitation-

-Douma let out a guttural noise- not a moan or a groan, but more of a wail-

-When Douma finally came- perhaps only a moment after you went back, it was because you'd nearly bitten his nipple clean off. The pain shot right to his dick, and Douma came- in his pants- head back against his array of pillows- jaw tight around his shirt that had slipped between his fanged bite.

-He even felt something a kin to a tear threaten his eye. How impossible.

-You weren't allowed near him for a week. Remember your place, slut 😤😒

#douma x reader #douma x you #douma x y/n #douma smut #demon slayer smut #demon slayer x reader #upper moons x reader #upper moon smut

[orpiknight]

OrpiKnight's FAQ FAQ

For the Neil Gaiman Tumblr FAQ

GO S3 was announced! Will you be updating the FAQ still? Yep! :)

--- Who? Vel (blog OrpiKnight)

Why? I'm excited about Good Omens 2, I was looking through the Asks on Neil Gaiman's blog anyway, and I like having a constructive outlet when I'm going through so much information. And there were a lot of repeat questions. I mainly made it for me and my friends for reference, but then decided to go ahead and throw it out into the Tumblr void, too.

Will you be actively updating it with new questions/answers? Maybe. Wait and see. (Edit: Yes. I can't seem to stop myself.) *When I update things, I usually put the new questions at the bottom of their section, even if they might fit next to something else in it better. This is just to make new ones easier to find. Later on I might reorganize them.

Can you put it in a Tumblr post? No. It's too much information, it can hang out on docs (which is 30+ pages). I'm pretty sure I would hit a word limit if I put it on here. Or break my dash. Or accidentally delete it. *You don't need a Google account to access it. I have tested this signed out on non-Chrome browsers. (I use Firefox btw)

You missed some Asks. Yeah... there is no way I could get all of them. I had to draw the line somewhere.

Some of the questions are strange. Don't I know it. Edit: But I do like to put in all sorts of questions. Sometimes there are things that don't even occur to me to ask that Neil says he gets constant questions about (like the ice cream/ice lolly). Sometimes there are things that I don't realize need clarifying (like "two consenting bicycle repairmen"). One person can ask a creatively specific question that other people are quietly wondering about. I also like the funny ones.

I found an error (typo/link not going to where it's supposed to/accidentally wrong info/etc.)?

But seriously, it's okay to message me to let me know. It's very helpful.

Can I have shared editing access to your document? No.

About the fanfiction thing... Please end my suffering. (And Neil Gaiman's) Edit: I should probably clarify that I do like fanfiction.

I have personal opinions. Please be nice to me.

Can you add or change this, that, or whatever? I work irl, am usually tired, and don't have much time to constantly edit every little thing. Unless you're Neil Gaiman himself asking, it's likely I'm just going to leave it how I organized it. And I mean that in the politest way possible. Speaking of, if you would like to help me out at all with things like bills, medical costs, and food— here's my: Venmo: @ajgvel Ko-fi page

It's not expected of course. Regardless, much love to everyone, and thanks for making a space where we can all have fun together about something we enjoy. ♡

Find me on Bluesky: OrpiKnight

#good omens faq #Neil Gaiman faq #OrpiKnight #okv

[tinyfantasminha]

Happy Birthday!

Voice Lines:

When summoned: Not to sound desperate, but hey did you got something for me? Just kidding!

Summon Line: Man, this outfit makes me feel fancy. Though I'm a bit worried that this white suit might get dirty.

Groooovy!!: Thanks for the birthday wishes. Ah, I've said ''thanks'' a lot today, didnt't I? Then... I'm glad you're here with me today.

Home: Does white suit me...?

Home Idle 1: On my 8th birthday, instead of a regular cake, my mom made an ice cream cake. I wish I could have that again this year...

Home Idle 2: I don't know, but I'm suspicious that the gift Ruggie got for me is stolen. ...Or bought with Leona's money. If I'm going to return it? No way~ It's mine now, khihi.

Home Idle 3: The headmaster said I'm free of my duties for the day of my birthday since he is ''so gracious''... But that was yesterday. I didn't had the guts to tell him that he got the date wrong. That old man is hopeless...

Home Idle - Login: My schedule is cramped today, but if you want to, we can go out to the town tomorrow. You can buy me my birthday present there if you haven't already, hehe. I'll treat you in a cafe in turn.

Home Idle - Groovy: Since my birthday is on the same day as Cater's, him and Riddle insist that my party should be hosted in Heartslabyul as well. Heartslabyul is certainly more adequade for these kinds of events than Ramshackle. Plus I get to eat delicious treats so I'm not complaining!

Home Tap 1: Kalim excitely congratulated me and gave me lots of expensive presents…! He also invited me for a feast in Scarabia. It's not that I don't want to, but how do I politely tell him that if I eat any more my stomach will explode?

Home Tap 2: Hey, if Azul asks you where I am, don't say a word. Jade told me he seemed excited earlier about the present he got for me but knowing him I'm sure he will demand some kind of repayment later! I just have to avoid him through the entire day!

Home Tap 3: Ehehe… Hmm, do I seem happy? It's just that Jack's gift- I mean that wasn't- No, shut up, it's not what you're thinking- Wipe that grin off your face right now!!

Home Tap 4: Oh my goodness. I totally wasn't expecting to be greeted by Vil in the hallway, he wished me a happy birthday and I blurted out ''thanks, you too''. I want to die right now…

Home Tap 5: Idia sent me a message today with an audio file attached. He said it was my ''official character song'' that he made it himself with a music software. Hey, that's a pretty creative gift don't you think? I wish he'd greet me personally though…

Home Tap - Groovy: Strawberries dipped in chocolate are my most beloved food...~ Huh, there's chocolate all over my face?! Ah, you don't need to get that- Uh, t-thanks. I kind of feel like a child all of a sudden...

Birthday Login Message: My birthday?… How did you- Ah, I see, Cater told you. It feels kinda embarrassing to be the center of attention, but it's certainly better than having your birthday be forgotten. Thank you.

Notes on the card:

The cat is supposed to be her pet cat back at home whom she loves very much.

The doorhole and key is supposed to represent escape rooms (her hobby).

#twisted wonderland #twst oc #twstvic #thinking of making a sketchy groovy art along with the birthday interview ww #myart

[lanawinterscigarettes]

Wednesday characters as things me and my friend (@your-next-daydream) have said/done

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Ajax: I don't get addicted to things really easily

Xavier: yeah except for adderall

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Enid: *talking about her ex* I mean, they were even more immature than I am, which is really saying something

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Tyler: *responding to a customer being rude* bitch I said "okay hold on" not "go fuck yourself"

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Enid: *rambling about how her day was*

Wednesday: Enid go the fuck to sleep

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Enid: I'm so excited for our sleepover! *sets her backpack on Wednesday's dresser*

Wednesday: *reaches into it and pulls out a gardening shovel* why'd you bring a spade?

Enid: I don't know, I just wanted to I guess

Enid: why didn't you bring a spade is what I think the question should really be here

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Bianca: *flicks someone off*

Bianca: I'm doing this because I love you. This is how I show that I care

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Ajax: *trying to stop Enid from doing something by grabbing hold of her wrist*

Enid: I- wait, why are you holding my wrist so loosely?

Ajax: because I didn't want to hurt you

*momentary pause before they both start laughing uncontrollably*

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Rowan: I can never "borrow" anything from a store because I just get way too anxious to go through with it

Bianca: so what I'm hearing you say is that you're a pussy

Rowan: yeah pretty much

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Xavier: *using the church's free wifi during the middle of service*

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Enid: *falls through the pride flag in front of her closet that doesn't have a door* welp I guess I'm going back in the closet everybody

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Rowan: *starts sobbing uncontrollably from how unbelievably hot it is*

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Ajax: I still have that picture you painted for me back in fourth grade *holds up painting*

Xavier: *visibly cringes* I hate it, please give it back to me so I can destroy it

Ajax: *hugs it to his chest* no! I love it even if you don't!

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Rowan: how did you get your hair to look like that? Like, do you cut it a special way or-?

Xavier: *walks over to his dresser and picks up a pair of scissors before cutting off a bit of his hair*

Rowan: *audibly gasps in disbelief*

Xavier: that's how

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Tyler: here's your iced coffee

Random customer: ...you didn't get me a straw :(

Tyler: *sighs before leaving then returning with said straw*

Random customer: thank you :)

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Enid: *on the phone with Wednesday* I miss you already

Wednesday: god you're such a dork

Wednesday: I miss you already too

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Enid: *bumping her head into a wall behind her* ow. Who put that wall there?

Ajax: *stoned out of his fucking mind* I don't know, maybe your mom

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Enid: *voicing a chip that she's holding* hi there, I wanna be your friend!

Ajax: *having the munchies* oh thanks dude *scarfs it down in one gulp*

Enid: *looking horrified* what's wrong with you?!?

Ajax: *very very stoned* oh I'm sorry, was that not for me?

Enid:

Ajax: *still pretty high* oh c'mon, you'd eat your friends *wink*

Enid: what?

Ajax: what

#netflix wednesday #wednesday netflix #wednesday show #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #xavier thorpe #ajax petropolus #tyler galpin #bianca barclay #rowan laslow #incorrect quotes #wednesday incorrect quotes #wednesday x enid #enid x ajax #xavier x ajax

[mugeesworld]

Franky Head Cannons! pt. 2

This is just a bunch on random silly head cannons. Talking about his relationship with the crew and some other stuff! I made another one of these "Franky with a chubby partner head cannons!" click my masters list to find it♥︎

Franky adores his fellow crew mates.

I know that's obvious but let's go into that a little bit more.

I can't remember the details fully but Franky parents left him at water 7 (to be pirates I think?? Sorry I can't remember!) so he stayed with the fish man and ice berg. His new family right? But then the marines killed the fish man and after that ice berg and him parted ways.

Then he started the Franky family! Taking people off the streets and looking after them.....

Franky craves to have a bond like a family does. To have a group of people to look out for him and him do the same for them. And he was VERY protective of the Franky family. That just comes to show how much he cares about them.

He also calls the two girls with him his sisters (I'm sorry y'all I'm so fucken bad with names)

All of that shit goes down and he joins the straw Hats. Franky found his family. He found his home. The way luffy and the crew excepted him after he was a criminal and took their money. That exceptance and bond he has been craving.

Not only that but his new found family is strong so he doesn't have to worry about loosing them so easily. And they can protect him how he tries to protect others. He can have that security like he had with the fish man that looked after him.

Franky is truly the big Brother figure of the straw Hats. He's in his 30's I think so maybe it comes naturally but Franky loves his friends. He would do anything for them. He will always be someone they can rely on.

I think he appreciates he's getting that love and friendship he gives to people but didn't get in return before.

That was pretty serious so let's talk about some more silly stuff now!

Franky is the type of person to tell his friends I love you every day. He don't care if it's not "manly" he is the definition of kicking toxic masculinitys ass.

If he cares for someone he is gonna say it. He is gonna make it obvious.

He loves caring for people.

He is always upgrading himself to make himself strong and part of why I think he is, is so he can look out for the ones he cares about most. He didn't have that security feelings growing up so he wants to make sure everyone around him is comfortable and safe.

If you are feeling uncomfortable in a situation he will notice. Franky is loud and out their but he is smart. He learns body language and how you speak in different moods to make sure you're okay. If he notices what's happening he will raise a eyebrow at you like he's asking "what's wrong?"

For my people with anxiety he will take that into consideration and learn your triggers. And when he sees something that might upset you he will try and direct you another way. Or try and help in anyway he can.

You want to ramble about your hyper fixation to someone? He wants to listen. Tell him now ⁉️ he wants to know what you like and why you like it. He wants to understand it and learn. It makes him excited to know you're excited about something! You like sharks? The next week he puts your fav shark in the tank for you to watch.

As I said before Franky is protective. I can LITERALLY PROMISE you that at least once Franky has helped Nami or robin deal with a creep that wouldn't leave them alone. He would say some dumb shit like "Why don't you ask me out instead?" while he's standing behind the person threateningly. Then when the guy turns around and gets mad or scared. Hes like "What am I not good enough for you or something? Your loss!"

Franky is very big on body positivity. Like I mean he feels strongly about that everyone is beautiful no matter what. If he thinks someone is pretty he is gonna tell them.

Since he compliments so many people, everyone thinks he's a flirt but in reality he's just a loving guy.

If you ever feel insecure he will praise you. But not in the "nooo you're so pretty" way but the "What? Are you crazy? You look immaculate??? Stop playing around!" way

Low key pisses him off when he hears people he love talk bad about themselves. He can't believe they don't seem themselves the way he does. Cause in his eyes everyone is gorgeous.

Remember the two girls that was with Franky at water 7? Idk their age but say Franky found them on the street when they were younger or something like that.

He would do everything in his power to make those little girls happy. Like playing dress up. He would let them do whatever they wanted to him. He encouraged them to dress how they want. To dress flashy like him! Not pressuring them tho!!

Franky is just a amazing big Brother.

Y'all know the Chopper man episodes they do?

Imagine. Chopper is like a smart toddler. He's still childish. He always wanted to be a super hero and help people. He wanted a cape like them and everything. And if anyone on the Straw Hats looked like a super hero it is def Franky. The way he dresses and everything.

Chopper looks up to him and sees him as a super hero type guy. The way he helps people and stuff. Franky picked up on choppers fascination with super hero's when chatting with him and seeing how excited it made him, doing all the little poses and phrases made him happy.

So he took it upon himself to ge him a gift. He made him his very own cape. Not only did he make chopper one but he made them matching ones so they could "play" super hero's. They would run around the ship saying their little phrases.

Chopper wanted to fly but obviously he can't. But frankys a tall guy. He would grab chopper and gently fly him around like a carnival ride while chopper made sound effects like "zoom!!"

When luffy and usopp got a eye full of their amazing outfits they joined in. Now every once in a while they play super hero's.

Or when choppers down in the dumps Franky will ask if he wants to play.

He would do some dumb shit like. In the middle of the night while the others are sleeping he will wake chopper up while in his cape and eye mask and say "Chopper man! The city of Gothem needs you!" and choppers mood will immediately get better.

He would put on his outfit and walk out to the deck to see cardboard cutouts of buildings Franky drawn. While chopper was getting his cape on though Franky sneaked away and put on his "super villain" outfit.

They played and played until chopper man defeated the "bad guy". Even though Franky let him easily.

Not only is Franky a big Brother to people but also a father figure.

If you have watched/played the newest security breach fnaf game then you know that Freddy has a apartment in his stomach that Gregory can hide in.

One time when chopper and Franky were fighting someone together, Franky ran out of soda and chopper was tired so they started running. But Franky is just to fast to keep up with. So he throws out the empty bottles from his compartment and shoves chopper in their and takes off😭

Franky def has a compartment on him that's like a mom purse. Has literally everything in it. From bandages to rumble balls. Hell bro probably even carries tampons on him.

Since Franky was on the streets and later helped people get off the streets he probably feels strongly about drug abuse/addiction. He probably seen some stuff on those streets and helped people in the Franky family get over addictions.

Franky is fucking amazing with hair. Like seriously. He's a actual hair stylist. He takes good care of his hair (before time skip)

Not only his hair but he definitely does skin care. Has a whole ass routine. It takes him at least a hour. And he full on pampers himself. I mean white robe, face mask, cucumber slices. Imagine a pirate crew jumping on board their ship and starting a fight while he's having his special time and he's has to jump out in a robe and hair curlers. He just comes out swinging looking like a stressed mother.

Franky takes holidays very seriously. I mean very serious. Also birthdays. He needs to know everyones birthday so he can get/ make them a present. He absolutely SPOILS people on Christmas. I mean he loves Christmas. He dresses up as Santa for chopper. And puts their presents he got them under the tree in the middle of night while dressed up.

Zoro would try to tell chopper Santa's not real and it's just Franky dressed up and Franky would go absolutely ballistic. Like I mean yelling and swinging until zoro says he's real. The year that happened Franky def put coal in zoros stocking 😭😭

All those little myths and stories, he would make sure chopper got to experience. Like the tooth fairy and Easter Bunny. He's grabbing that tooth and putting at least 20 berries under his pillow. He's hiding them damn eggs.

Say what you want! Idc how old chopper is! He acts like a kiddo so he's gonna get a good childhood damn it!

When Franky heard about choppers back story he took it upon himself to look after him. Their isn't enough about the Franky and chopper duo. Short and fiesty and gentle giant. They are the best⁉️⁉️⁉️

And if he forgets a persons birthday he will actually cry. He will never forgive himself. It will eat at him no matter how much you tell him it's ok.

#heeheemugee #chubby #chubby y/n #chubby!reader #chubbyreader #one piece #sanji #one piece headcanons #robin #nami #franky #one piece franky #franky head cannons #franky one piece #chubby reader smut #chubby reader x Franky #straw hat Franky #chopper #Franky chopper duo #Big Brother Franky #franky family #Water 7 #one piece zoro #zoro #zoro roronoa x reader #zoro x reader #ronoroa zoro #zoro fluff #luffy #op Franky

[obeymematches]

Hello! Are you taking matchup requests? If yes, I'd like to send one in for Obey Me. I'd like a pina colada please

I'll go by ⭐. My pronouns are she/her and I'm demisexual

Appearance: I am South Asian with long wavy black hair. Usually tie my hair in a half ponytail at the back because I like how it looks and I don't really like the feeling of hair on my shoulders. I am 165 cm tall and reasonably fit

Personality: I'm calm, collected and hardworking. I can be a bit aloof and arrogant sometimes, but I make sure it doesn't get out of hand. I am curious and perfectionistic, and I'm also pretty academically smart (though I sometimes struggle with impostor syndrome lol). The gifted kid burnout syndrome is catching up, though. People say I do have a bit of a cold facade, but once they get to know me, they say I'm much warmer and gentler than they initially thought. I care deeply for my friends and my family, so I'll do whatever I can for them. I do face a lot of pressures too from having to be the perfect oldest daughter, the therapist friend (despite psychology not being my major, more of a special interest) and from having to do well in school (as much as I enjoy engineering, it is kicking my ass low-key). It may not look like it, but I'm very much a romantic, but I'm more practical about it if that makes any sense 😅😅

I often bake my closest friends and family a cake on their birthday with a silly message written on it. I also has a soft spot (special interest) for outer space and love to stargaze wherever the skies are clear. Don't know if this is important, but I do make some pretty mean South Asian food if I do say so myself

Likes: Books, herbal tea, art, lofi hip-hop, video games, anime, drawing, spicy food, affogato, outer space

Dislikes: Incompetence, unnecessary conflicts, bullies, fake friends dishonesty, cruelty, dog-eared book pages, anyone who dares threaten my family, loud noises, itchy fabrics

oh! we've done an exchange not too long ago.

I've decided to match you with Solomon.

• Your academia vibes definitely match his; don’t get me wrong, although he is a master of many things, unfortunately he isn’t a fashion icon (yet?) but he thinks academia style looks elegant / cute depending on the day. • It just means that he is attracted to you at first sight. Which is always a good start, even if you don’t elope into a long talk the very first time you meet. • (Bet she looking 🔥 when she feels comfortable and cute!) • To be fair he isn’t here to make friends with humans; he was fine neglecting the human world for several decades. He isn’t going to care more, now that another human is here…. but curiosity got the best of him and eventually he made sure to meet you before classes. (No. He didn’t attend that class.) • After your quick chat it became a weekly habit of his, to meet you there and then, start some kind of conversation (you’d think he was awkward and you’d be very wrong. Listen he communicates and manipluates his ways into forming a pact with almost every person there.) • It only starts getting awkward when he starts to like your personality for real real. For example this week he arrived 5 mins earlier and was waiting for you. • After a while you two found yourselves in front of your class’s door 20 minutes (!) before it would begin. Huh. • He liked your cold facade ngl, he likes a challenge. However, his ice cold frozen heart slowly, very slowly starts to melt as you warm up to him more and more. • He learned that you are reliable and trustworthy, which he very much appreciates. It lowkey made him want to get closer to you, I mean spiritually. Please help him with this or that, let me show you something, you must see this, etc. • This went on for months, you were truly good friends when he asked you the question you were excited to hear; Would you date me? Shall we go on a date? • Of course he jokes about it being a human thing and at first you can’t tell if hes just being funny or he is serious…. • By now he figured out that you like romantic stuff so if you agree to date him he is going to make the first date romantic just to please you! Possibly stargazing as you like that, or maybe a museum if you are not comfortable with meeting at night. • He secretly craved for a long time to have this level of intimacy with someone and so he’d make sure to please you; whatever you r love language is he does it to make you feel loved and secure! • The fact that you can and will cook is going to be life saving in the long run! • Some downsides of this relationship include him making dog ears to some of the books, he is always up to no good, very known public image so it’s hard to go out in public without anyone stopping you two (in the devildom, the human realm is safe).

My second option for you was Barbatos, honestly the only downside of that relationship is that neither of you is going to start and try to have a good conversation…. so it’s a rocky beginning, but if you get past that phase somehow, it’s going to be pretty solid if I do say so myself.

#obey me matchup #obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me swd #obey me solomon #om! matchup #matchups #obey me! #swd obey me

[lightlycareless]

CHAPTER 31 WAS SO,,, DELICIOUS,,

they're on a date! the worst date in the world, but its a date! good(?) for them?

naoya in the parking garage trying to flirt and failing so so miserably is so... truly incredible. in any other scenario it really would've been sweet and fairly good flirting but with the full context its so. he's really oblivious here.

THE CROSSWALK?? HELLO?? HE'S JUST NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING?? like firstly y/n go OFF thats RIGHT fucking GET HIS ASS "don't fucking touch me" is completely appropriate-- but then also he just. he doesn't say anything. i was fully expecting it to come up again but he just doesn't??? can he just not process that without his entire psyche crumbling down around him or is he gonna bring that one up again later

the poor waitress. she deserved a 500% tip for dealing with them. poor lady. once again i understand why naoya is worried-- yeah, she hasn't eaten like all day! she probably looks pale and shaky as hell (this is because of you, naoya, but he wouldn't know that). totally understandable to try to insist she eats something- but there's just no way that him trying to force her to do anything is going to help at all.

also.. the zenin's would cancel his credit card/access to the bank account if he did something wrong? fucked up and pretty indicative he's on thin ice here too even though he's (undeniably) doing better than y/n. i'd imagine that's not helping put him in a good headspace for self-reflection if he knows straying too far from what his family approves of could mean losing a lot of personal freedoms (including the ability to even leave the estate, recalling what he said about replacing the car in chapter 29...)

THE LITTLE GIRL W THE BUTTERFLIES WAS SO CUTE,,, and then naoya has to swing in like "i think you're pretty too 🥺" and give her a whole traumatic flashback like. man. just be quiet. you could salvage so many of these situations by just being quiet.

and they FINALLY,, had a CONVERSATION,,, even if it was something mundane like the records!! they talked to each other without snapping or insulting or being sexist!!! we're winning so hard rn-- and is she about to drop backstory for him too?? and about the parents?? now thats a BIG step i'm so excited for them (<- is about to get emotionally devastated by the next chapter)

another beautiful chapter of my favorite horribly misfunctional couple <3 thank you for the wonderful writing and i hope you have fun on your break!!

HELLO!!! I’m so happy you enjoyed the meal 😈

I love hyping the fact that they’re on a date, and yet, it couldn’t be any further from the truth 😂 It’s like a car crash you just can’t stop looking at ahahahah

I think it’s pretty obvious by this point that Naoya does not know how to socialize without looking completely creepy/frightening. And I can’t blame him, he’s either venerated as a god, or completely dismissed and berated 💀 STILL FIXABLE AMIRITE?

The crosswalk scene… I can literally hear Y/N’s voice and the way it broke… I feel bad for her damn why am I making all characters suffer?? Who is the one character that is happy??? No one. That’s who lol not even Haruko who is like the most cheerful of them all is happy all the time. 😭

And he did bring it up in a way 🤭, with the stupid question of “Do you speak to Naoaki like that?” omg please Naoya… take that man out from your mind hahaha it seems like you’re in love with him I s2g 😭😂 but as I said, Naoya doesn’t it have in himself to do anything like that anymore, as much as he wants to yell and whatnot, he knows very well that if he does that thing he’ll just push her away—definitely. And in a way, I want him to do that, leave Y/N alone!! (yes, even if she has to eat, leave her!! She’s not going to eat with you PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

Also, for the credit card… I just thought it would make sense hahaha for a family as rich as theirs, I just felt like that’s the next thing they would do 🤔 I don’t recall stating Naoya to be some kind of big spender (He might be... let's be real), but I do think that the Zen’in have spent a lot of money on their wedding and all the formalities that followed suit, so for them to consistently bring problems… well, I’m sure Naobito has thought many times to just leave his son without anything to really teach him a lesson—but stopped because he doesn’t want to deal with his whiny son any more than necessary lol, but Naoya doesn’t know that 👀 so he’s out there living in the suspense of having to be careful with his actions, less he wants to lose more. Gee… HOW DOES THAT FEEL NAOYA? HMMM???

I LOVED THE LITTLE GIRL, I was so happy that happened lol I think Y/N answered to her because she reminded her of Mai and Maki 🤭 which Naoya had to obviously ruin by his unrequited comment lmao. Even if he meant it like something genuine, why… couldn’t he see how painful that memory was for her? Omg is she even his wife???????? You’re right, he could do so much better if he just kept quiet 😭

Their conversation is something else that I was looking forward too :> and while it’s from something a bit… well, different from the elephant of the room, I share your sentiment by saying it was refreshing to see them interact with one another like actual human beings… I want them to be together, HAPPY I MEAN. Oh well… if that won’t happen, we have Naoaki lol

As for the backstory, yes, she’ll also share it with him :> Although I intended it to be a combination of a “reader exclusive” + “what’s she’s willing to share with Naoya” kind of perspective, if that makes sense, I’ll try my best to define it so while writing the next chapter 🤭. And even if this isn’t as emotionally impactful, I think the ending will have you a bit like “oof, that’s rough buddy” HHAHHAHAH

Thank you so much for your support and kind words 🥺❤ I’m so happy you’re liking the shenanigans between the couple of the moment lol (dysfunctional is like an understatement for them tbh they're beyond that 😂😂😂😂😂) and it kind of pains me to have to leave, but gotta do what I gotta do… haha

I’ll do my best to have fun :>!! Which I doubt I won’t have, I’m super excited!!!

Once again, thank you so much for your continuous support 😭❤❤❤❤ Can’t wait for you to read the next chapters!! (Specifically that one…. Jkahgakskjgv) Have a wonderful week, take care, and hope to see you soon!!!

#ask #ask series: first it hurts— #naoya zenin #naoya zen'in #naoya x reader #naoya zenin x reader #naoya zenin x your #jjk naoya #naoya zen'in x reader

[pbandjesse]

I think the stress got to me today. Like. A lot. I could not get out of bed. I couldn't do anything. I didn't do anything. I felt terrible about that.

I didn't even sleep bad last night. I had some vivid dreams. But nothing insane. I just couldn't shake off my stress.

I woke up and James was not here. They had gone on a long bike ride with Gabe. Gabe moves away on Sunday so they wanted to get at least this last ride together.

I got dressed and just was cold. I couldn't get it together. I had my leftover pancakes for dinner and tried to look over my to do list. But there wasn't much I could do.

James would come home and we would hang out for a little while. But by 11 I was just like. I have to lay down. I felt so foggy.

I mostly just wanted videos. Pet Sweetp. And around noon James left to go take our decorations to their parents house.

I fell asleep around that time. And slept until 2.

When I woke up James was here. I had to do some office work sorting out schedule stuff for the museum and for puhtok. My whole November is pretty full and that feels good. Also scary but mostly good.

We had leftovers for dinner. And I continued to not be able to do anything.

James would head out to pick up their jacket from the tailor. I would start trying to get the cat hair off our banner. Which one the front went well but I ran out of steam doing the back. So who knows if the back will happen.

James got back and got a phone call with wedding drama. Ugh. Something had to go wrong.

The people we rented out tables from canceled. So we don't have tables. I don't even understand what this means. I know our venue has some but are they all round? And if they are round that means our seating chart is obsolete. And if they are round I won't be like. Heart broken. But I am pretty torn up about it because it's not going to look how I have envisioned this whole time. And it just feels like another time the way I wanted the wedding didn't work and that sucks. I really hope we can fix this.

I sort of lost the little bit of energy I had though. And ended up back in bed for a while. Just texting my friends trying to talk through what was happening.

Me and James sat out on the fire escape. And eventually I just sat out there alone with Sweetp. James went out again and got us some stuff form the store. Including ice cream. So they made me a milkshake and that was really nice of them.

We laid on the couch together. And eventually I went and played with my makeup for the wedding again. This run went really well! I still would like to attempt false lashes tomorrow. But I did a lower lashline eyeshadow and it worked really well. James came to give me feedback after I asked and they kept telling me how pretty I was and making me feel so nice.

I went to wash that off. Took a bath. Watched a scary video.

James tried on their whole wedding look. I am excited to see them but also I'm excited it gets to be a surprise. We don't have many of those. So like the first look and the vows. I'm excited about those.

Now we are in bed. And my stomach hurts a little but that is okay. I hope tomorrow I have energy again. James and me are going to go out for a drive and go to Marshalls and the pet store for some stuff. I can't believe tomorrow is. Our wedding Adam. Wild. So wild.

Goodnight everyone. Take care of yourself!! Wash your hands!!

[lozislaw]

Hey!! I think a while back ago I gushed (through anon again) about how much I love your south park fics, particularly the alien one (gosh it's still delicious) and now I have returned, older and more wise, to say that I've read the antibody fic too and what the absolute heck man ??? I read it all in one go even though I meant for it to be graciously spaced out and UGH how do you DO THIS????? You've really gotten into Kyle's head, so much so that it feels like he's got complete autonomy and he's so real here.

My particular favourite aspects for the fic are Butters and Kenny, because dude, it's them, and honestly I didn't know I needed to see some semblance of a friendship between butters and kyle till you pumped this out. Wendy and, damn, cartman? Or should I say Erica? Is such a concept too! Whenever they come into the scene I get excited hehe. Scott was a bit of a surprise, but I'm curious as to whether he will genuinely grow close to Kyle. Ah gosh, don't get me started on Kyle. Feels like watching a train wreck and on one hand you want to coddle him and go Nooo it's okay honey, other hand, you kinda wanna see how much further he can go, and third hand, it's painful bit in a good way? Might be biased because it's just from his pov but feels like Kyle seriously fared the worst after the 'divorce'. His mind and thoughts are so hectic and how that manifests itself in your writing is so gold. My heart aches every time he talks to Stan but it's so addictive seeing how they bounce off each other.

Small side note though, Kyle was so fixated on Stan bringing up ice men it made me laugh. And Stan being so smug about Kyle calling the idea of him being him up hot is hilarious, make me wonder if Stan goes into, for lack of better phrasing and apologies for possible crudeness, gay panic at the sight of Kyle just like how Kyle does at him. Well Kyle hasn't changed much appearance wise but nevertheless .... <<

Also Stan mentioned something about how he expressed his feelings three times and kyle rejected it? Or am I remembering wrong? Is this a reference to something in canon or is this some sort of hint :'00 I need to reread these 8 chapters and scrutinise everything better

Oh Bruh I'm so sorry for such an obnoxious long ask I should've commented on ao3! But still, thanks for feeding the world with your amazing writing and frankly mind blowing art. Hope you have a wonderful day <33

I too, Anon, have come back to you older and wiser, and by doing so I can return to you with an eloquent response, instead of the torrent of childish emojis and button mashing that my heart so desperately wants. Because you fucking angel - how dare you come into my house and say these things to me raw no rubber. And because of that, I'll try and respond your theories as "wait and see" free as I can.

I'm so flattered that you like the way Kyle is being written, and I'm pretty pleased with his character in the story myself. Because yes, I very much intend him to be a sandy butthole of an antihero protagonist, and I want him to hurt as much as possible in this plot. I'm just spit roasting this guy until he's sizzled and cooked and at his lowest. Because what does the boy have to lose anymore? No friends, a bad reputation, a truckload of unwanted therapy and no way out of the situation. Or so he believes.

Kenny and Butters? My absolute favourites in this story, apart from everyone else because I love every character and the role they play - even poor Dr Debby - I mean Teena, Downer. They’re at peace with each other and living a world behind the scenes that Kyle refuses to accept as anything but being buttbuddies that kicked him to the curb so they could go and fuck each other without a third-wheel.

And Butters and Kyle, yes! I love love love their relationship and exploring it, even it’s not much done in fandom, considering in the show they almost have a younger/ older brother relationship. I jump onto that dynamic in the story, where Kyle tries to look out for Butters even if he doesn’t like showing it (as any older sibling does), but Butters was trying to break free and be rebellious in life and he was carrying a wet blanket around who hated the mere idea of change so much that he still wears his disgusting carrot orange jacket and thinks it fits. Hmm, kind of reminds me of Post-Covid Kyle...

Now to the part I hate to say, but Stan is my biggest secret in the story and I’m not spilling anything big, until the time comes. But yeah I think it’s at least obvious that he thinks about that “hot” comment Kyle made in his dying last words. Of course it is - just imagine if Post-Covid Kyle called Stan hot and then passed out and just fucking died. Stan would be obsessing over that shit for a looong time.

Ah yes, and those drunk confessions;

You’re right to wonder if those rejections happened in canon or later in the story, and I’m gonna go ahead and rip off the band-aid that it’s from both. But who wants to hear about that? Moving on. :p

You call it long and obnoxious, I call it beautiful and perfect. Don’t you dare ever apologise for writing this ask, you don’t know how often I read this for two days before I started drafting this response. 

My new chapter is nicely in progress and hopefully you’ll enjoy it and not hate me for tugging your balls like I have this whole time. Thank you so much for reading this fic so far. It’s my favourite I've ever worked on (and alien fic is a close second!!).

Here’s the link to the fic for anyone unfortunate enough to stumble upon this messy response and wonder what all the big fuss is about. And I thank you in advance. 

Have a great day too anon, I smooch your hands. <3

#i can't seem to post anything under the 10k word count anymore #and now asks are getting involved too #south park #south park fanfiction #sp fanfiction #i don't want antibody but you

[rarermonsters]

Title One

Title Two

Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne.

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! I made a huge tiny mistake. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

Fried cheese… with club sauce. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay!

Go ahead, touch the cornballer. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Go ahead, touch the cornballer.

Let's see some bananas and nuts! I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Heyyyyy, hermano. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Perhaps an attic shall I seek.

I'm sure Egg is a great person. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!

The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪

#bluth ipsum #dummy text #text post

[toastess-with-the-mostess]

Let's Rewind! Toast watches Voltron: Defender of The Universe (1984)

Season 1, Episode 11: Surrender

Haggar apparently is letting loose red rain on Arus So like acid rain or what?

We get to see a panning view of Arus's landscape and some animals before everything goes to shit, and they leave because of the red clouds Remember kids, if you don't hear any animals, or they suddenly start running away YOU BEST LEAVE IMMEDIATELY

I just know the team behind Voltron was trying really hard to not make this episode horrifying because we get a shot of what the red rain looks like and-

That is blood, that is straight up blood dripping down the cameras

Once again I am VERY excited to watch GoLion at the end of this

More clips of how the rain is affecting Arus but this time we get to see the people of Arus going insane A building catches fire and from what I can make of that scene it's pretty much the rain causing all of it

Apparently the stream that's catching a lot of this red raid is flammable! Now a lot of things are on fire Pidge and Allura are on evacuation duty, but everyone is running away from the chaos

Pidge comforts a lost girl named Tammy Except when she cries harder he snaps at her to stop LMAO

The floods have officially reached the town and with it EVEN MORE FIRE This episode is wild

Allura tries to stop it with a wall of ice, but the fire almost climbs over it? I mean it also melts it but the point being She immediately starts crying, which like I guess in GoLion her tears would make sense but right now it doesn't

Everyone is on a cliff now, including the people in the town Pidge is the first of the team there with Tammy as they wait for the others to come by

Hunk makes a comment about beating up Yurak and Zarkon and then immediately gets hit with a tractor beam the rest of the team minus Pidge is pulled towards Yurak's battle cruiser

Yurak being a bit smart for once and just crashing the lions into Pidge which sends them all crashing down the nearby canyon

This stuns them enough for Yurak to actually capture the townspeople before he lands his cruiser to finish off the lions

Tammy cries and Pidge is comforting her The team being attacked gets them up again before they hear Tammy crying and Allura chastises Pidge for keeping her in his lion

She's kind of right to say that but also kind of wrong because SHE had some people in her lion earlier but let them off safely on top of the canyon, l only agree that he should've let her off with someone else since he's going to be in battle, but she can't say shit past that

Keith just being the only one to talk while only saying stuff referring to the fight is very weird for me Also boring lol, I want to hear the rest of the team too

Yurak's being smart again! He's threatening the team with the townspeople he took hostage and telling them to surrender

The team is discussing surrendering before Keith butts in and says it's his decision alone (no it's not) before he's interrupted by one of the people getting "stun gunned" as a taste of what could happen if they don't surrender

The white flag is raised, the team is surrendering Except Pidge has an idea, and it has to do with Tammy

The team all look at the little kid in green next to Allura and realizes it's not Pidge As the team goes one by one, a group of hostages is released for each pilot

Tammy is the final one to cross but sees her mother last second and runs to her which gets her mother shot Kid I get it but if you knew the stakes please hold off a little longer

Some guards try to take Tammy's mother but Pidge shoots at them before they can reach The team fights their way through the guards and tell Pidge he'll actually get more respect LMAO

I'M SORRY THE SHIP WAS A ROBEAST IN DISGUISE?? HOW IS YURAK GETTING BACK THEN Oh nvm it was a second ship

Immediate Voltron formation when they see it, that's good at least

This robeast is called the Demon GoatBeast, typing the weapon list is too long, so I'm just gonna stick a picture of it here so you guys can see what it looks like

I think it's funny that voltron's cross is a weapon "THE POWER OF JESUS CHRIST VOLTRON COMPELS YOU"

Tammy and her mom are officially reunited Aw cute Pidge inspired a kid to become a space explorer Tammy says she doesn't need to be much bigger because she fit in Pidge's uniform, so she doesn't need to wait to be one

Keith "anime eyes" Kogane

Pidge says Tammy reminds him of his kid sister So this is where the little sister oc I have for Pidge comes from-

Episode end! This was a darker episode that tried really hard not to be and after like the first half it succeeded pretty well Tammy's voice was weird, but she was voiced by a man who struggled with the prepubescent girl tone so IFNVOSV

#voltron #voltron dotu #voltron defender of the universe #80s voltron #let's rewind! #toast talks

[libertyreads]

September TBR--

The physical TBR is small but mighty. But don't worry I have a whole selection of books I plan on reading that I don't own physically. I have two books I got from NetGalley that I am so excited to read this month, two new releases that are getting read as soon as they arrive, a couple of rereads, and some books I'm positive I'm going to have fun with. Let's get into it.

The Death I Gave Him by Em X. Liu (NetGalley)-- I'm starting this TBR with books I don't own physically because that's just how excited I am for both this book and the next. Oddly, two SciFis. This is a queer retelling of Shakespeare's Hamlet with a Sci-Fi twist and a locked-room thriller. What the hell am I doing writing this TBR when I could be reading this book right now? I'm pretty sure these are all my favorite book things. In one book. I'm so beyond excited. Which is good considering the time crunch I'm going to be under. NetGalley is archiving this one on September 5th.

System Collapse by Martha Wells (NetGalley)-- The next in the Murderbot Diaries. We have ART, its humans, Murderbot, and its humans all teaming up to protect a colony of humans from being an unwilling and enslaved workforce for a corporation out to take the planet. But something is wrong with Murderbot and if it doesn't figure out what's wrong soon, the Barish-Estranza hired SecUnits may just get the best of it. It's more Murderbot--what more do you need??

The Brothers Hawthorne by Jennifer Lynn Barnes (New Release)--The next book in the Inheritance Games series. It was just as much a surprise to me as it was to everyone else that the author was publishing another work in this series. But I'm here for it. Reading the synopsis makes it seem like it takes place after the other books, but feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. We follow Grayson and Jameson as they must travel to opposite sides of the globe to help non-Hawthorne family members in need. Grayson is off to use his brutality and efficiency for his half-sisters and Jameson is headed to London and an exclusive unground gambling club when his father calls. I'm excited to dive deeper into these characters and to see how Avery, Libby, and Nash fit in as side characters more than anything else.

In These Hallowed Halls edited by Marie O'Regan and Paul Kane (New Release)-- This is a Dark Academia Anthology that is coming out at the perfect time for me. I've been attempting to summon Fall since the end of July. GoodReads pitches this as "a beguiling, sinister collection of 12 dark academia short stories from masters of the genre, including Olivie Blake, M.L. Rio, Susie Yang, and more!" I'm not looking any further into this one. I'm sure I did when I originally preordered it, but with a memory like mine, it's like I never have. I'm so excited to dive into this one later this month.

Iced Out by Veronica Eden (Kindle)-- I'm gonna say it, I miss hockey! It has been damn near 3 months since the cup was awarded. It's been even longer since I've seen my team play because they didn't make the damn playoffs this year. (No, we are NOT talking about it.) And this is an enemies to benefits romance with two teammates who suddenly go on a winning streak after their first hookup. I mean, hockey guys are extremely superstitious. If they won after hooking up, that just means they have to keep doing it...right?

The Beautiful by Renee Ahdieh-- I'm rereading the entire The Beautiful series by this author. It's set in late 19th century New Orleans. We follow a girl who has just arrived from France following a murder and all of the chaos that her life erupts into once she meets a group of strange and beautiful people who are part of La Cour des Lions. I'm not the biggest fan of this series. Especially given how the story has diverged from my expectations for it. But I'm excited to see how it ends anyway?

ReDawn by Brandon Sanderson and Janci Patterson-- I'm continuing my reread of the Skyward series by this author. This is the second novella in the series. This time we follow an alien who crash-landed on Detritus and discover more of this crazy universe. I really enjoyed these novellas when I read them originally. I like following different characters and seeing what craziness they get into. But I didn't enjoy rereading the last one in August so I'm a little concerned that this also won't hold up to a reread.

Master of Sorrows by Justin Call-- This has been sitting in the back of my mind just lingering for I cannot tell you how long. I saw someone describe this series as a villain origin story so long ago. And I held off getting to it because they had also mentioned that this is going to be a long series (at least more than a trilogy) and I didn't want to be tied to a series with no end in sight. But...come on, we know who I am as a reader. If there's a morally grey character in any story, I've already adopted them, gave them a cookie, and tucked them into bed. And seeing how we are going to have a normal character develop into something darker? Seriously? Seriously?? But let me go read an actual synopsis. Okay. Wait. Stop. Hold the phone. Did I really just read that this character gets raised by his parents' murderer? It seems like the synopsis I got on that BookTube video is correct and everything in the actual synopsis has just made me want to read it more.

#this may literally be my best reading month ever #at least as far as ratings go #holy shit am I excited #tbr #monthly tbr #to be read #to be read pile #books to read #books to be read #tbr pile #September tbr #I'm glad I have so many things to look forward to #especially given how stressful this month is probably going to be for me

[watch-my-cosmic-death]

Heyy!!:)

Yeah it's a little unfortunate but y'know it's just like that recently. Though it's not always bad. I tolerate the simplicity most days.

Oh I absolutely get what you mean. It's incredibly bittersweet sometimes. Though you're right, when you're alone all the time you do learn alot about yourself which isn't a bad thing.

Awh what? Stop you're making me blush over here!:) I'm really excited to hear how it goes!!!

Oh really? That's so cool! What kind of coffee shop would you want to work at? Do you have a favorite drink? Mine right now is an iced matcha with oat milk. It's funny how stereotypes can be true with gay people and our damn oatmilk lol.

And I mean you live and you learn, y'know? Although I don't ever want to go back there I'm glad had the experience, to know what is right from wrong when working somewhere now. A lesson I had to learn, unfortunately the hard way lol.

Ohmygosh you're too nice to me<3 I'm pretty awkward in person, though working in such a social environment is definitely helping with that y'know? Thank you so much. You're really too kind<3:)

God space is so damn cool! We have learned so much in the last ten years and yet there's still so much we have to learn! Space is so big and vast and beautiful! And literally though! Being able to say you've traveled off earth is such a huge flex on all of us! I'm so jealous!!

I'm so happy to hear you have had such a great day!! What book are you reading right now? Would you recommend it? Do you like the characters so far?

You're really so sweet. I really love talking to you about so many things! My day has been pretty good. Kind of boring, spent most of it in bed listening to music with my cats lol and then worked the rest of the day. But it's been a great one nonetheless. Thank you!!!

I hope you're day continues to be super awesome!!:)

Hiii!:)

Simplicity is often blissful, however as humans that connection through topic is undeniably sweet. To connect through a topic or to talk about anything once in a while with great depth, it's something beautiful. It's fulfilling. I miss in depth conversations, which is part of the reason I enjoy ours so greatly.

Update on the volunteering thing!! So I took your advice. At first, I basically stared at the women and was a mumbling mess, HOWEVER! I pulled through, and I'm going in on Friday, and she's showing me around the shop, it's a local charity shop. From there I'll have a trail day, and then I'm in!!! I did it!! Thank you for your encouragement, I was close to giving up, but your words really helped me a lot. Thank you!!!!! <3

To be honest, probably a small local one or Costa. Costa has less lights than Starbucks, and I get overwhelmed easily. If I could choose, that is, but honestly any is fine. I just love the smell and the atmosphere. It's so calmly chaotic and everyone's lives are just playing out in front of you as you hand them their little drinks. — Dude! I love matcha, I'll have to try that one out! My favourite right now is the iced brown sugar oat milk espresso. You weren't wrong about the oat milk… it's good though!! Gay people just have good taste, which is another stereotype, but it ain't wrong!

It's impressive that you turned a bad situation into a lesson on the work environment. You're very strong-minded. I'm very glad you're not in such a work place now. :) I’m happy to hear working at your new job has helped you socially!!! I can see how it would be helpful in that area. :)))

I got far too excited that you wrote a paragraph on space, I had to take a minute. No one lets me talk about it, so this is great! Have you by chance seen the images from the James Webb Telescope???! If so, which are your favourite?? Personally, I love them all, but the Galaxy Clusters (SMACS 0723) and the Cosmic Cliffs (Carina Nebula) were so fucking awesome!! I mean, we literally saw back in time! — You're right, it's a huge flex. I am also extremely jealous of literally anyone who gets near the vast darkness that surrounds us. - I feel like I might have asked you this when I sent in questions but do you believe in aliens- well I gets the correct term is extraterrestrial life. And! Do you have a favourite planet?? Or star? Or anything at all, I just love hearing your opinions.

The book I'm reading is called The seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid. I recommend it so highly, I haven't finished it, yet I know it's going to rip my heart out but it's so good! I love Monique and Evelyn. I love the chemistry they have. It makes me audibly laugh at how awkward Monique gets and how straight cut Evelyn is with her. The whole story so far is phenomenal. I was only meant to read a few pages and get on with my day, I ended up reading half the book!

I really love talking to you about anything and everything too! :) You gotta stop complimenting me though, I'm honestly a mess by the end of reading your messages lmao! — I'm happy you had a good day! It sounds very relaxing. What music were you listening to? And how are Gabriel and Princess?? How have you been too?

I actually fell asleep—it was late, lmao. But thank you very much <3

I hope you have a wonderful day, today!!! :))

#you’re so sweet!!! #ahhhh!!! #r #asksss

[chelleztjs18]

Hello you mrs. honey nut cheerio lefty eyebag 😌

Ah I see, so you drink iced tea with no sweetener at all? Is it like the ones people make from the packets and just let it cool down and add ice?

It feels like I haven't read anything from you in awhile lol but I am excited to see how you end it in the part 4. How many requests do you have?

So I youtubed that ride, and yup that's a no for me 🤣 the view would be pretty but a lot of bad things can go wrong... like what if water starts coming in, or the engine stops and you're stuck underwater. Also yeah, it looks like a pack of sardines in there.. I would not be comfortable sitting with a bunch of other people. What if someone farted or has bad BO 😩

No I haven't really taken anything for the headache. I figured it will just go away. It may be because of too much screen time, since I have been playing on the switch non stop.

Definitely was difficult to keep friends since we moved almost every 2 years. I am glad we permanently stayed in GA but then it was my last 2 years of highschool at that time.

Dang you a shorty hahahaha if your daughter got his height, she's going to be taller than you once she hits puberty 😂 but that's funny because my dad was 6 ft and my mom is about 5'3ish. So I got my dad's height but my mom's features.

Hm I don't think I have any. I'm drawing blank about my life lol my memory is going bad.

I'm running out of questions m'lady! Do you have any?

- CuriousGeorge

Hi corn-punn!

Yeah, i drink unsweetened tea. Sometime i make my own with my ice tea maker (so u put ice in the jug n the machine will brew it n voila u'll get iced tea 😆) but sometiems i buy it at certain fast food place. One thing i love moving to the south is you can always get good ice tea everywhere u go. I love iced tea so much. When i visited cali, not many places serve good ice tea, n they r not consistent with it. N south sweet tea is so much different n better.

Haha really? It has been that long i havent posted anything? I was in the middle putting it together in tumblr but em woke up crying n i had to stay with her in her room until this second. Haha.

Hmm i forgot how many request 😅 i think between 9 or 10? I will check it later n let u know. Haha. Im so tempted to make an event for valentine but im sure i will not be able to get it done. So i might not do it n write the fluff request n gather them together in valentine masterlist.

Remember the fic series idea for valentine i mentioned before? I didnt even got the chance to write it at all..

Seeee! I told u that ride is the worst.😅 ohgosh i cant even imagine if someone fart or have BO in it..🤢

Oh geez. No wonder u have headache. U played too much on the screen. R u that type of that girl who had to be keep reminded by her partner to not play too much because of the headache? 🤭😆😅

Wow moved every 2years.. yikes.. it sucks..especially to adapt.

Me shorty? Heeeyy.. becareful with short people though. They r full of surprises.hahaha. n can be mean if needed.😅🤣

How tall r u by the way? I forgot.hahaha.

Hmm is ther any food u have tried n u wont eat it ever again? Also have u tried balut??

Cheerio!

#chellez answers #ask answered #anon answered #curious george anon

[hotchley]

🐨 Disappeared again, sorry about that!

My trip for karate was amazing! I had such a good time. All the people were wonderful, the campground was beautiful (look up mountains in Montana…the scenery is amazing), and we did super cool training. A lot of free-sparring (nicknamed Death Matches—we did at least one round every day) and grappling, which is fighting on the ground, kind of like wrestling. My dojo doesn’t do a ton of that because we don’t have fancy mats and gloves because we’re funded by Community Education, so it was very cool to work on some of that. They had me fighting against one of our head senseis a lot, because the two of us were the only female black belts, but we’re different degrees of black belt. She was a second degree when I was just starting as a white belt, so she literally taught me punches and basic blocks when I was a little 12-year-old. The fact that she’s my sparring partner now, and that we’re somewhat evenly matched, is amazing to me. In the end, we all wound up with new bruises and scratches all over (I split both my lips, it was quite a site) but it was a very good time.

In fact…every year, the black belts give out an award in honor of someone who trained with us in the past who unfortunately passed away at a very young age. She was known for her spirit and determination, so the award is given for showing that kind of spirit (it’s literally called the Indomitable Spirit award). They wouldn’t let me and the younger black belts be part of voting on who gets it, which is weird, because usually they do include the newer black belts. Well, it turns out they did that because the award went to me. They said it was cause I’m usually calm and quiet (ish), but then when I need to fight, it’s like “a caged wolverine”. Direct quote. Not sure how I feel about that imagery describing me, haha. So that was really cool. I wasn’t expecting that.

Oh! And Sumayyah—I finally got my driver’s license! It took me two years, which is kinda a long time, but I finally took my test yesterday and passed on the first try. I’m very excited to have that freedom now. I’m still a bit of a nervous driver, but I picked up iced coffee for my mom and I this morning by myself and it was weird but cool.

So that’s what’s been up with my life. I go back to school in a couple weeks for my last year of high school. What’s going on with you? I hope everything with THH is going well. I’m insanely proud that my Internet sister is a freaking published author.

I mean I basically vanished with regards to my inbox. The birthday asks are going to be answered before I move (hopefully, someone remind me about those at some point soon...)

I'm glad it was fun! The mountains are actually beautiful, I could scroll through the images of them forever because it's just so nice to look at. Yeah, getting to do new things does sound quite fun! Ahh that's so cool, and it just goes to show how much things can and do change for the better, but I can imagine that was quite a proud moment for her too <3

That's such a pretty award. I'm glad she's being honoured. And I'm not surprised it went to you! You deserve the award because you still choose to be kind and try your best, even when things seem hopeless because that's the point in life: to love, to try and to love the things you try.

First time! Wow! Two years may feel like a long time, but if you think about it, you stepped into a car as a teenager who was ready to learn to drive. I still haven't done a lesson (I'm using uni as an excuse so there's where I am with the whole thing...) so that's super cool! Now you don't necessarily have to bike everywhere! And you can do nice things like get iced coffee!

Make the most of that last year because it will fly by. There will be fears and there will be sobbing, there will be moments where it feels like everything is going wrong and you aren't trying hard enough, but I promise you that you are. Sometimes the hard work doesn't pay off in the way that you want it to, but things will work out. Take time to breathe and to do the things you enjoy because there is time. There is so much time. And do all the traditions and the fun things because the things you'll end up remembering are those moments. I don't remember every revision session I did, but I do remember playing catch with my friends, attempting parkour in the common room and one of them seeing if she could fit into a locker (she could.)

You can do this. And I'll be here, cheering you on no matter what. And even if it takes me months to get to answering your asks, know that I have read them and I am thinking of you.

As for my life.... well I finished my volunteering today, which was bittersweet because I now have literally nothing going on. I did however see my friends one last time, buy a book and finish We Were Liars! I'm also adjusting to my new laptop because it's very, very different to my last one. Also, me and my sister are sharing a room because my grandma is sleeping in my room which is a new experience for the both of us...

I actually have no idea how THH is going... I do know that I'm still waiting for the royalties for July to come into my account and that there have been very few sales/reads lately, but I also appreciate that a) I self-published and have done very little advertising, and b) when I started writing it in 2019, I didn't even think it would be finished, let alone published.

Also, I finished Marina's story and started Camilla's, and that has made writing really fun once more, which is what this is all about. Having fun.

#people talk to me #koala kate #🐨anon