#I need season 2 asap

[mire1li]

Reader as Alastor's Mother

My very silly gf (@yurislotusgarden) gave me hc ideas so i wrote them (with her help) This is fem!Reader! Part 2!, Part 3!

𓋼 You heard about the Hazbin Hotel and decided that you wanted a chance at redemption, which is how you ended up there. Alastor was out when you arrived so Charlie met you first.

“Oh my goodness, hi! It’s a pleasure to meet you! I’m Charlie! Would you like a tour of the hotel?! Please, come inside!” She essentially dragged you in and then finally calmed down.

She would drag you around the whole hotel, explaining things too fast for you to register. And then Alastor suddenly entered the hotel, looking proud and smug as ever. 𓋼 “Alastor?”

“Mother, Is that you? It’s been far too long!”

"Indeed, it has! Say, do you know your way around here?"

"I do! Why do you ask?"

"Well… this Charlie girl gave me a tour earlier but… she was simply too frantic with explaning everything so… I couldn't really catch on to what she said"

"Ah yes, classic Charlie."

And so, he showed you around properly, in a much calmer and more understandable fashion. You two ran into Charlie once or twice, but just told her you were 'walking around and meeting the residents and staff' as to not upset her.

You took turns telling stories during your tour, his being much more interesting than you'd expected! 𓋼 Charlie and Vaggie essentially had the exact same reaction to finding out you’re Alastor’s mother. Since one was out when the other found out, it made it much funnier.

“Hey Alastor, who is this?”

“Why, it’s my mother!” He wrapped his arm around your shoulder and brought you closer, in a side-hug, wearing the most sly grin any of them had ever seen.

“Oh, alright- hold on what?!” 𓋼 I could see Angel and Husk talking about you at the bar, nothing bad, of course.

“So who’s she?” Angel sat down on one of the seats

“Heard she’s Alastor’s mother” Husk turned to Angel and offered him a shot.

“His mother? Why’s she here?”

“Gee, I wonder why someone would come to the hotel all about redemption” 𓋼 “So, you’re down here then, Alastor. No surprise there.”

“Oh please, you flatter me, Mother.” 𓋼 From the day you two were reunited, he always came to you to tell you about any recent achievements of his.

Everyone was absolutely terrified when they found out about you being his mother for 2 main reasons:

1 If Alastor is as scary as he is, then imagine how much scarier his mother would be! But in truth, you’re an absolute sweetheart, which shocked everyone, causing them to be more cautious around you, in case it was all a lie. (It wasn’t)

2 Alastor is incredibly protective of you, even though he hasn’t explicitly said anything, everyone saw how he watched them when they spoke with you. Especially Angel. 𓋼 One time, it just so happened that Alastor was 'out on business' as he called it. During that time, Charlie's father, Lucifer Morningstar, came by to check on his daughter and the hotel.

He saw you, and his first words were "Hey there, are ya single by chance?~"

Charlie saw him flirting with you so she ran up to him and introduced you as Alastor's mother, in an attempt to scare him off from you since Lucifer and Alastor don't exactly get along… although, instead of deterring him, it just motivated him to continue.

"Dad! This is [Name]! Alastor's mother!"

"Oooh! His mother you say?~"

"Dad!"

You and him were just talking, Charlie trying to pull him away from you, when Alastor returned to the hotel. Oh, he was not happy.

"Lucifer, you sly motherfucker."

"I for sure will be one tonight!"

Let's just say… Lucifer didn't return to the hotel when Alastor was around, for a good while… 𓋼 Whenever you were bored, you would bake things for the other hazbin residents and staff. Everyone adored whatever you made! When you told everyone you would always bake when you were alive, no one was surprised.

Speaking of when you were alive and baking, one day young Alastor had walked in on you baking and got curious.

"Mother! What are you doing?"

"I'm baking, darling"

"Can I help you??"

"Alright, but be careful"

You allowed him to mix the batter and check the oven. 𓋼 He would always come help you whenever he knew you were baking, even as he grew older. And after death, he always recalled those memories, missing those times, so when he saw you in the kitchen of the hotel, he wondered what you were doing.

"Mother! What are you doing?" he asked, looking over your shoulder at the ingredients.

"I'm going to bake something for everyone, darling!"

"Oh? Can I… help you?"

He was a bit shy. Just a little bit.

At some point during your baking time, Angel entered the kitchen for something, only to see Alastor mixing some batter whilst you were preparing other ingredients.

"What the fuck Alastor? What the fuck's wrong with ya?"

"Nothing is wrong with me, I'm simply baking with my mother."

"What the fuck…"

And then Husk entered.

"What is happening?"

"Get this, Alastor is baking"

Husk laughed and took the opportunity to tease Alastor, because why wouldn't he?

"You've gone soft, Alastor!"

"Haha! Shut up."

"Alastor! Be nice to your friends!" you exclaimed and lightly whacked him over the head with a wooden spoon.

Angel and Husk snickered and ran out of the kitchen after that, clearly on their way to cause mischief. 𓋼 Everyone was gathered in the lobby doing their own thing, when Angel and Husk ran into the room, laughing about something.

"You guys won't believe it! Alastor got hit over the head with a wooden spoon! By his mother!" he exclaimed, attracting everyone's attention.

It only took you and Alastor another hour to finish what you were baking, so when you both entered the lobby with the cookies you baked, everyone turned their attention to you, and the gossiping and questions began.

"Oh, look! It seems the almighty radio demon wasn't completely defeated by that wooden spoon, after all!" Angel laughed

𓋼 After that whole fiasco, Angel started calling Alastor the "Spoon Demon", which Alastor didn't appreciate but he understood it was all in good fun so eventually he, though begrudgingly, embraced it. 𓋼 One day, you decided that you were bored, so you took a bunch of hair accessories with you to Alastor and started decorating his hair with pins, most of them being sparkly, and he didn't have the heart to say no… at some point he tried to take them off but he noticed that it made you sad, so for the entire day, he walked around the hotel with them in his hair, prompting Angel to call him "Sparkles" that day. And maybe a few more 'days' after that too…

𓋼 On certain days, Alastor would be incredibly clingy, always hugging you and never leaving your side. He never told you why but whenever it was one of these days, no one seemed to bother him. You assumed he was in a bad mood.

𓋼 Alastor asked you how you died during one of his 'clingy days', and when you told him that you died of old age, he seemed much happier that week. He even helped Charlie renovate some of the hotel for free!

𓋼 Naturally, Vaggie was suspicious of him when she noticed he was this happy

"What's got you in such a bubbly mood?"

"Oh, nothing~"

"uh huh…"

"What? Can I not have a good day?" 𓋼 Charlie announced that as a 'team building' activity they'd be having a sleepover, which Alastor opted to skip out on, however, you convinced him to go. The next day, the tips of his claws, where his nails would be, were painted all sorts of colours. You were also shown pictures of Alastor in full makeup… this was certainly the work of Charlie and Angel.

"Never again."

"Oh come on, you need to spend time with them!"

"Absolutely not, Mother."

#can you tell Alastor is my favourite character? #i need season 2 asap #hazbin has my brain in a chokehold #hazbin hotel #reader insert #alastor x reader #fem reader #hazbin alastor #alastor #alastor the radio demon #angel dust #hazbin hotel angel dust #charlie morningstar #vaggie hazbin hotel #vaggie #headcanon #charlie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #husker hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer

[ohmyblues]

So... I've watched Wednesday and now I'm obsessed with these two.

#wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wednesday #wenclair #These were meant to be some quick sketches #for practice #but then i got carried away with Enid's #oh well #enjoy! #i love my little psychopath and her golden retriever gf #i need season 2 asap #my art #fanart

[simonxriley]

i started watching Fluffy Paradise on a whim and while i'm waiting for a few other anime's that come out next month and it was the best decision i made so far this year 😭. And Neema is living the best life possible, so many fluffy friends!

#this anime is so cute and wholesome!! #i recommend #nefertima osphe #fluffy paradise #i need season 2 asap

[ineffable-romantics]

Can we PLEASE talk about how Crowley got the Bentley 90 years ago and Aziraphale got his driver's license 90 YEARS AGO???

#that bitch has been waiting 90 years to get to drive their car #he saw Crowley pull up in his sexy new vehicle and went “i need to get my hands on that asap” #Good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens season 2 spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #gos #gos spoilers #gos2 #gos2 spoilers #gomens #gomens spoilers #gomens 2 #gomens 2 spoilers #good omens s2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #bentley #the bentley

[wrongspacetime]

Jess McCready aka Lupe's "ride or die"

#a league of their own #jess mccready #lupe garcia #aloto #alotoedit #jess x lupe #mygifs #the hyperfixation is strong y'all #i already miss them #i need the announcement for season 2 ASAP

[hummingbee-o0o]

I mean.... probably, right?

#Edward Teach #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 #ofmd art #blackbonnet #o0o draws #I'll do a better and more detailed version of this someday but I suddenly got possessed and needed to get this out of my system asap

[kloudystars471]

SERIOUSLY,

WHAT WAS HE GOING TO SAY

#loki #loki season 2 #mobius #sylvie #loki series #lokius #i need to know #asap

[hualian]

troubles with the tag aside - the TGCF season 2 finale was STUNNING, brilliant and amazing on every level!!! This season was definitely darker as we go deeper into the story, and Xie Lian's pain was not easy to see ;______; the tgcf donghua team did such a great job with each episode, it just kept getting better and better!!!!! Here's to keeping our fingers crossed for season 3, and hoping we don't wait 3 years for it (but if we need to, we will!) 🦋🦋🦋

#tgcf #tgcf spoilers #macy speaks #like........ i have no words but only some words #i am speechless with how beautiful this season was and how much i love tgcf and hualian and #sobbing........ i need more hualian asap pls #a lot of us are worried about season 3 but let's keep our hopes up! #it got us season 2 and it will definitely get us more seasons!!

[beesinspades]

torn between "having to wait a week for the finale is immensely rude" and "oh no it's the finale i don't want it to end"

#trigun #trigun stampede #bee talks #i bet it's gonna end in a nasty emotional damage way too #i need a season 2 announcement asap #but god what am I gonna doooo without my weekly trigun fix

[awesometothe3rd]

"Welcome home."

#the way home #thewayhomeedit #kat landry #elliot augustine #kat x elliot #twhedit #parallels #We're only 2 episodes into season 2 and the angst between them is so rough #I know he's dealing with stuff but need sweet fluffy Elliot back asap. #Also I desperately need him to see the scar were Kat got shot in the past

[kinokoshoujoart]

fellas i need you to be aware that marlin is canonically 185 cm (~6 feet 1 inches)

and celia is 155 cm… (5 feet 1 inches)

v-vesta………………….

#ma’am i’m not worthy #several of her lines are rolling around in my head rn #harvest moon a wonderful life #hm anwl #bokumono #hm awl #story of seasons #sos awl #still going insane thinking about Her #queue tea pie #vesta deserves to find love again + men are intimidated by her = i need to marry her asap #editing tags because i’m once again up at 2 AM thinking of Her #realized marlins pompadour makes him look taller here #v-v-vesta…………………..👀

[soundsofmyuniverse]

Our Flag Means Death s01e08 “We Gull Way Back”

#ofmdedit #ofmdgifs #tvedit #tvgifs #filmtv #our flag means death #ofmd #blackbonnet #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbeard #david jenkins #rhys darby #taika waititi #i am in desperate need of season 2 asap 🖤😭 #mine

[fortune-maiden]

Guess who finished Link Click Season 1 :D

Guess who has emotional damage now :DD

#link click #WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SHOW ALSDKASLKDFASLFKADF #I NEED SEASON 2 ASAP! #this is the trauma of steins;gate all over again!

[ignatius-pennyfeather-ix]

OLUWANDE CALLED JIM BABE THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS NOT A DRILL

#oluwande boodhari #jim jimenez #jim x oluwande #jim x olu #otp: i could be family #THEY 💖💖💖💖 #need them to kiss asap #i literally rewound i said play that back!!!! for me!!!! #AUUUGHH #THIS SEASON IS DELIVERING #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers

[swinging-through-the-stars]

Pleased to meet you, Mand’alor

#dinlukeart #dinluke #luke skywalker #din djarin #mandalorian #season 2 finale #this is actually what happened #trust me #i just want luke to give din a soft kiss on the hand #he deserves it #and luke is very respectful #yes i stayed up again to finish this #this image needed to be out in the world asap look

[markantonys]

readers were upset about the prime x-ray spoiling show-onlys by naming rand's mom tigraine in s1, but counterpoint: the show actually should explain rand's full heritage as quickly as possible because i cannot have show-onlys refusing to get invested in randlayne because they think a secret-sibling shoe is going to drop

#i've watched 3 show-only trailer reactions and 2 of them thought elayne might be a secret relative of rand's 😭😭 #the show needs to clarify that asap!! #maybe in s3 the aiel & moiraine combined will be able to give rand tigraine's full identity #and rand sidles up to moiraine later like 'hey sooooo am i related to that girl elayne from falme?' #and she says no and he's like 'PHEW! not sure why i care tho ahaha' #and then we are in the clear for s4 to be the season of randlayne #rand al'thor #elayne trakand #randlayne #wot #wot book spoilers #you know now that i think about it i do think it would be better to give the full Rand Bio Family deets in one go #rather than parceling it out over multiple seasons #bc it just doesn't MATTER that his mom is tigraine mantear (besides that it makes him galad's brother) #so no point holding it back as a separate reveal. just give it to him (& us) along with the shaiel & janduin story #and it'd be perfectly logical for moiraine to be able to piece together that shaiel is tigraine if she heard the tale #plus rand learning sooner that galad is his brother would give more time for something to come of that relationship. maybe.