i can be completely sane and casual and normal and bearable about roronoa zoro <- girl who has claw marks on her skin from ripping into herself just to keep her tethered to the physical world when zoro is on screen
Me: Hm. I hate reading the shit Catholics write but I’d better do a google search to check how cassocks are meant to be put on, just to make sure the details in my priest kink novel are correct.
Some priest writing about cassocks in 1897, drenched in sweat, hands shaking: vestments are lingerie we wear for god. my cass;ock makes me a little s issy bitch. I am NOT turned on by this
the most unrealistic part of izombie - a show where zombies are real and can solve crimes by eating brains - is that the character ravi isn't slamming ass all over the city. like he's supposed to be a medical examiner in seattle which is a $100k+ salary and he's played by rahul kohli and y'all are really trying to convince me this 6'4" doctor isn't knee deep in pussy 24/7?? zombies I can accept but trying to convince me this man with a full head of hair and a british accent has to fight for women's attention absolutely annihilates my suspension of disbelief.
"Minsc," Astarion growled, his voice dripping with disdain, "Do you seriously mean to tell me that you came down to the Underdark with not a single health potion on you?"
Minsc smiled. "Why would Minsc need to bring a health potion when he is so strong, my friend?"
Being inside of a robot during Spider class has its advantages
I tried to make this into a video but gave up because I don't know how to edit, so Im just giving you the images because I refuse to not use them
tumblr was being a bitch and I spend 5 minutes uploading the images wtf