Presented without comment. Mostly because I’m too tired to even.
Yep. “Too tired to even”, that’s how exhausted I am of being used as a means of profit. I don’t ever turn on my watch history, but I appreciated the fact that I could have a few new creators to check out amongst the slew of unrelated content. Now my recommendations are better WHEN IM LOGGED OUT.
I’m sick of being marketed. If YouTube can’t provide the views they promised to their advertisers, that’s not my fault, I DIDN’T SIGN NO DAMN CONTRACT. You run your mouth and made promises that you couldn’t keep to advertisers, and you want to continue making even more absurd amounts of money than you already make by using my search history to piss ads directly into my eyes? Tough shit, YouTube. I Am Not A Product.
Fuck this and Fuck YouTube.
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Ok so my friend said that Ice King is basically an anime girl (huge ass, keeps getting in situations where his muumuu gets blown to reveal said huge ass, has a gay little run, etc.) And I um. My hand slipped. 😇
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Jay and Lloyd are an underrated duo pt.2
LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THEY DIDNT MESS AROUND ON COOLMATHGAMES TOGETHER
LOOK ME IN THE EYE
(I feel like I have to specify, I personally see Kai as Lloyd’s real father figure, hence the reason why he wanted to be Fireboy. NOT BECAUSE ITS A SHIP)
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post-canon zuko and toph start making swords together with firebending and metal bending as a stress-relieving bonding activity. sokka gets winds of this and immediately starts designing swords he insists will work even better. he’s right. they accidentally start a forge in the basement of fire nation royal palace. other people find out about this, and zuko has to put out what is essentially a press-release that he is not, in fact, secretly making weapons to prepare for another war; he just really fucking likes swords. the forge becomes well-renowned, and sokka and toph earn very well from it. zuko doesn’t need the money and insists they just split it between them, but he’s really happy people like their swords. the end.
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Nerdanel Istarnië would name a child of hers “Waterfall” because they drooled so much as a baby, and 10,000 years later (after Professor Tolkien found some notes about them in an old book in a barn) we’d all be writing profound and poetic fanfiction about how waterfalls represent their fall from innocence into monstrosity, or snapshots over time of them observing clean, Tree-lit waterfalls then blood falling off of piers; freezing downpour laced with poisonous fumes; wine from a tipped goblet as the world suddenly burns at their gates; blood again off the tip of their sword and maybe from their own mortal wound; and finally clean water again, seawater this time, scouring and sinking the land of their grave. But the whole time, they were named “Waterfall” because they drooled a lot as a baby and Nerdanel thought it was adorable.
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I love three houses discourse because I'm pretty sure everyone just picks their route based on which house leader they're the most gay for and then tries to defend their pick by pointing out the other sides's war crimes via twitter memes. Reader, all four of them do substantial quantities of war crimes. So many. We're just here because the woman with Issues and a big fuck-off axe said so, and then we gotta justify everything she did in the name of dismantling the class system. I mean, I'm here for that, but you could also try justifying Charm Man uses poison and perfidy to try to stop racism, A Sad Little Meow Meow gives no quarter instead of doing therapy, or the Thicc Pope tries to bring back her mom via human experimentation, depending on your tastes
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Hey, so with the Loki season two finale airing in like four days, a show featuring a currently heavily implied romance between a dark haired immortal being who played a role in human history searching for his purpose and a just some blond guy—I feel like marvel has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever, three years and four days after destiel was made canon and promptly executed on live television.
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Something that has occurred to me, and something I will never get over, is how criminally underused Izuru Kamukura was in SDR2. Like how cool is it to find out that the true antagonist, the true mastermind, was your player character all along? You spend hours and hours as Hajime, and then you get the reveal at the end that it was him that plunged the class into the killing game, all for his own personal game!! And then Izuru only gets like TWO MINUTES of screen time and it drives me NUTS. So hear me out here: how cool would it have been if the program breaking down had resulted in Izuru’s personality taking over, and then instead of Junko, he gets to do the monologue, he gets to do the lore dump, and then he gets to see the effect despair has on his classmates. Cool, right? Now then, what if the rest of the survivors band together, they have Hope, and they want their friend back? So they each get a turn being the POV character, just briefly, so you can hear their inner conviction, and they can shoot the truth bullet of hope at Izuru, until his avatar is broken down and Enlightened Hajime gets to bust through! Fuckin sick right?? They created this awesome concept (which I could talk about forever) and then they were like “hmm idk here’s Junko again, and also we put Hajime in a wig for 2 minutes” and I’m SCREAMING because it could’ve been so much cooler 😤
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I have cute FSMP Headcannons
-During unspecified winter holiday, Aax and Caspian have a game they play where they take turns putting baubles on Rae’s horn and wait until he notices. Whoever’s bauble stays on Rae’s horn longest without him noticing wins.
-Caspian has two small braids in his hair, one tied with a purple hair tie and the other red, symbolizing his partners.
-Momboo had a locket with little Jamie in one half and Easton at their real estate graduation in the other.
-Athena has made several pairs of socks for other people and gets really, really happy when they see people wearing them.
-Athena has snuck into Icarus’s bird dome on more than one occasion and taught the parrots to swear and it’s driving Icarus insane wondering where the parrots learned how to swear.
-Atlas (the goodest of all girls) is often the one to find Rae when he’s passed out in his study and always goes to find Aax and Caspian when she finds him.
-Howl drank a bit of Rae’s coffee once when Wolf and Rae were at the observatory and went nuts.
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